DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes Ton Miserable.
Almost everybody who reads the news
papers Is sure to know of the wonderful
cures mads by Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
Jit is the great medi
cal triumph of the nine
teenth century; dis
covered after years of
, scientitic research by
Dr. Kilmer, the emi
nent kidney and blad
der specialist, and Is
wonderfully successful In promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou
bles and Brighi's Disease, which Is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not rec
ommended for everything but If you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble It will be found
just the remedy you need. 1 1 has been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur
chase relief and has proved so successful In
every case that a special arrangement has
been made by which all readers of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and
send your address to
Dr. Kilmer&Co.,Bing
hamton, N. Y. The
regular fifty cent and Home of swomp-noot
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
PENNSYLVANIA KA1LR0AD.
Sunbury & Lewislown Division.
In effect Karcb 18, 1900.
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Itl I" Sulinvrovu Junction 90i 4 ,w
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Jjl ilOXV K runnier "19 I "I
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346 lOW Hrnfrr 8 31 1 Iff
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11 111 Shindle 7.M a :tii
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'( 111 27 , IMnitlnnil 7 41) 3 21
M li.r, la-wtstnwn i T 3-1 8 1.1
i 47 11 37 Lewlstown (Main Wire!- 1 7 3.1 IU
ra HI" Lcwlstown Junction. 7 10 M 10
Train leaves Sunbury U 30 p in, ar
rives at Selinsgrove 5 45 p m
Leaves SelinBiirove (:(K p. in., arrives
at Sunbury 8il5 p. in.
Trains leave Lewistown Junction :
1 V2 a m, 10 13 ft in, 1 10 ( m.ISOp m 5 2S in. 7 07p
CO, 12 04 1 in for altooatj Plttsburii nnil the West.
For Baltimore tni1 Wal:initon Hltt a in SM
102. I 38 1 33. 8 10 p RlYor I'll 1 1 ad el 1 1 h la and Ne
YorltB S, 805. 9 80a m, 1 03 1 33 183 and lilt p
m K01 HarrlsburK 8 10 p m
Philadelphia & Erie R R Division
AND
NOHTHKRN I'KNTKAI. RAILWAY
WESTWARD,
Train tavn s-ll Ijrovo Junction dttly for
stinbuiy and West.
d25am, l-i.lBp m, p m. Sunday s 25 a m,
MgpB,
Trains leave Sunbury dully except Sunday:
12 23 a m tor RulTdo.l 21 a in for Brie and Can-
ladllltM
1 10 a m for Bollefonte Krla and (Janandalutia
12 a m for Lock Haven, Tyrone and the Waal .
1218 for Buffalo, 1 10 p m for Rellernte Kani
Tvrnne and Oanacdalaua
step m lor kenovoand El 111 Ira
k 111 p m lor Wllll.unsp.il t
Sunday 12 33 a n for buffalo via Emporium
Itl a m tor H'te, 5 10 am lur Erie ami ('ilium
liiKiia 8 63 p m lor v-1
912am r..r i-.k Haven and
llanupotl
50am, II Warn 2 00 and 5 18 pm lor Wilkes
tiarrc and Uazclton
t in a m, lo 10 a 111, 2 116 p m, r V p in lr Shaino
kin and Mouni t'lirinol
Sunday guan lor Wllkeaharre
EASTWARD,
rralns leave Sclinsgrove Junction
10 00 a m, dolly arriving ut Phil idelplil;
;)K pin New York 5 53 p in Baltimore 3 11 p 11
Washington 4 It) p in
531 p m daily arriving at Philadelphia
i0 20 pm New York 8 53 a ui, Ball Imore 9 18 p 11
Wellington 10 55 p m.
812pm, ii n I I v arrlvlnir at I'hiladelphi.
1 25a in, New York 713 am. Baltimore 2 30 am
Washington 4 Oft a it
Tra'DB also leave Banbury :
215am dally arriving- at Phliadeidhla t M a 11
Hit lu more 7 30 a m Washlrgton 830 am Nev
York 9 33 a m Weekdaya, 10 38 a m Sunday,
3 10 am da'ly arriving at Philadelphia 7 22
am, New York 9 33 a m. 10 38 Sundays Bain
nicie 7 20 a m. Washington 830 a m. BalUmort
12 10 p m, Washington 115 pm.
1 M p m, week iliys arriving at Phlladelpbl
23 p m, New York 9 SO p m, Haiti mors 1 00 p
Washington J 1.1 p u
1 31 p m dally, arriving at Philadelphia 7 32 p m
New York 1023 p m, Baltimore 7 SO p m. Wash
iDuton 8 3ft p m
Trains also leave Sunbury at 9 50 a m and 8 2ft
and 8 31 p in, tor Harrtsburg, Philadelphia an.
Baltimore
1. H. WOOD, Uen'l Pan Agent
I. a Hutchinson ttan'l Mansarsr.
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per and trader. Sam
ple copy, Seta. Only no
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PURPLE FOR MULDOOII.
Chnnrrllor of the trrhillnrne of
Chlonuo la t'rrtitrd Auxiliary
Uialin;i kthe I'opp.
Rev. P. J, Muldooa, pastor of St.
Charles BosTOtaeo'i clmroh, has beon
chosen auxiliary bishop for the
Ko 111 ui Catholic archdiocese of Chi
cago. His appointment was ciuifirmeO by
the autlmrities at Rome. June 11, nnd
ltkonfh no de&aita day has been
set for his consecration, it is thought
the services will be held Aiifrust 24
at the Holy Name cnthcdnil, ChicSgO,
The news of the selection of Fa
ther Muldoon did not DOOM aa a sur-
RT. REV, J. P. IIULDOON.
(Auxiliary Hlsliop of the CatholtO Arch
dioceae of Chicago.)
prise to his friends hi the church, as
it had been expected in ecclesiastical
circles that Koine would take such ac
tion. Rev. P. ,T. Muldoon hns been prom
inently before the Catholic public for
the last ten years. Horn ut Colum
bia, Cal., In 1863) his elementary edu
cation was received iu the schools of
that town. At the age of U years he
was batriculated at the collegiate
school of St. Mary's, Louisville.
Graduating from that institution, he
pursued his studies for the priest
hood at St. Mary's seminary, llalti
more. He compli ted his course when
"II years old and was ordained and ad
niiltcd to the priesthood.
His first assignment was ns assist
ant to Father Henneberry, the pastor
of St. Pius' church, Chicago, There
the young clergyman began to assert
himself nnd make his activity felt,
first in the affairs of the parish and
then of the archdiocese.
His ability as n director was recog
nized early and he was appointed
chanceMor of the archdiocese of Chi
cago. During the world's fair ho at
tracted much nttention ns secretary
of the Catholic exhibition, which re
ceived such favorable recognition. In
186S he resigned the chancellorship
to become the pastor of St. Charles
Borromco church, Twelfth and Cy
press streets.
A CENTURY OF PROGRESS.
(It has been reserved for Trof. K. K
Dolbtar, of the United Stall ?. to give the
moft striking summary of the world's
progress In science during the century Just
closed. It is mi admirable instance of the
multum in ptrvo and brings home the
Salient points Ol the century In a way
that volumes of learned dlsiiubltion would
not do.)
We received 23 chemical elements,
we bequeath 80.
We received the stairway, we be
queath the elcvutor.
We received the gunpowder, wc be
queath nitroglycerin.
We received the tallow dip, we be
queath the arc light.
We received the sailing ship, we be
queath the steamship.
We received the sickle, we be
queath the harvester.
We received ordinary light, we Tie
qucath lloentgen rays.
We received tho galvanic battery,
we bequeath the dynamo.
We received the flintlock, we be
queath automatic Maxims.
We received the scythe, we be
queath the mowing machine.
We received leather fire buckets,
we. bequeath the steam fire engine.
We received the hand printing
press, we bequeath the Hoe cylinder
press.
We received the hand loom, we be
queath the cotton and woolen fac
tory. We received the average duration
of life of 30 years, we bequeafll 40
years.
We received the goosequill, we be
queath the fountain pen and type
writer. We received the weather unan
nounced, we bequeath the weather
bureau.
We received unalleviablo pain, we
bequeath aseptics, chloroform, ether
and cocaine.
We received wood and stone for
structures, we bequeath 20-storied
steel buildings.
We received the beacon signal fire,
we bequeath the telephone und wire
less telegraphy.
We received the painter's brush,
we bequeath lithography, the camera
and color photography.
The nineteenth century received
from its predecessors the horse. We
bequeath the bicycle, the locomotive
and the automobile.
Am It la In PollMoB.
"I think we ought to get rid of that
man," said the political leader.
"Why'.'" asked the lieutenant,
"Well, he's hud the job long enough
to become reasonably familiar with
the work, and so we ought to put in n
new man. There's always the danger
that a man may become so proficient
that the public will be led to expect too
much of others, and we must guard
PUG ROBS MISTRESS.
lios ItMUa liniiU nontra. tlweifla tu val.
imlilc I'ni'irat) n nil lloupy to
lnko u tlfd.
Mi -. Elisabeth Fleeknoe, of No, 540
Metropolitan avenue, Williamsburg,
. Y., found tome in-: bank notes and
Seeds of property under peculiar eir
enaetancet the other day.
Two weeks ago siic discovered that
a tin box belonging to her had bean
forcibly opened ami $HH) in bills, three
banlc books and property deeds stolen.
6$ Ira
THH MISSINC PAPERS FOUND.
Mrs. Fleeknoe, after a vain search,
complained al the Herbert streot po
lice station, and said that only a per
son well acquainted with her premises
could have committed the robbery.
The woman has a pet pugdog, which
knows every nook in the house. For
several da - past Mr. Fleeknoe had
noticed thai ihis animal had found a
tnug place to sleep behind a hat rack
in the parlor hall, and when she re
moved the rack to iln-t it she found
the missing bank books and deeds.
There "as no trace ..f the money.
Mrs, Fleeknoe called the dog. When
the animal saw that she had posses
sion of the bank books and deeds it
tried to seize them. The police nre
of the opinion that the dog has eaten
the money.
Want i Srr nil Pnpa.
i ne sou oi iionn smitn is anxious
to sec his dad, nnd puts this adver
tisement in n Texas pnper: "If John
Smith, wljo L'O years ago deserted his
poor wife and babe, will return, s.ild
babe will knock the stuffing out of
him."
Unmnn Dintiirp.
Sniffles What do you see up there?
Riffles Nothing.
Sniffles Then why do you stand
hero and look'.'
Biffles Well, I saw half a dozen
people looking Up, and I am trying to
find out what attracts them. X. Y.
Herald.
AciiIiinI IIIn I'r i lie I l-..
Perambulating Pete I've jus' been
deeply insulted, Leary!
Languid Learj How so, Pete?
Perambulating Pete (indignantly)
I)e loidy at tie last house accused me
of tryin' "to work" on her sympathy !
Brooklyn Eagle,
(iiiili)' na Charged,
Upgardson I am told you have
been talking about me behind my
back.
AtomThat's the way I have al
ways talked about you, I never talk
about a man In front of his back. Chi
cago Tribune.
Hot Artistic.
First Artist (sneeringly) Dauber
evidently believes in painting the sort
of bosh the public wants, and not in
following nrt for art's sake!
Second Artist (depreciatingly) Yes;
he believes In art for the stomach's
sake! Brooklyn Kagle.
The Silence of lllaeretlon.
"Your cook sits on your front piazza
every evening."
"Well, we like the back porch Just as
well, and of course we never say any
thing to hurt cook's feelings In the hot
weather." Chicago Record-Herald,
Perfectly Abaurd.
Ethel That detestable Mrs. Brown
Bald that I looked 30!
Maud How perfectly nbsnrd!
Ethel (elated) Frankly, now, how
old do you really think I look?
Maud About 40. Tit-Bits.
Shirt Waists.
Henry Are you partial to ehirt
waists?
David (absent-mindedly) It de
pends upon what kind of young wom
an is inside of them. Boston Tran
script. Next Think- to It.
Mrs. Baldwin Thnt husband of
mine is a most careless man. I ex
pect he'll lose his head some of these
days.
Mrs. Bunn I see he's lost the next
thing to it his hair. Tit-Bits.
Ills I'snal Fate,
Gettherc Did you ever attend any
of Miss Budd's "nt homes?"
De Bore (sadly) 3T-o, but I've al
tended a good many of her not-at
homes X. Y. Weekly.
Ilnpplnes.
I would not eare to sit upnn
A throne If none could share
The Klory of my state With m
Or shi.iil In lli.-ii.kfuln. tu . .
Mo wisely ruling there.
I wou'iil rot carp for mllllnrs If
I n' 'er mlKht hear I he pr.1 ! j
Of othen who nccounted mo
Their greatest f rl ad and happily
Trod newer, fairer ways.
I wouM not enr to raze upon
Earth's BTandi t Ii r.e, to seo
Another fair day dawn If thero
Could be no others Who. raiylit slnru
It nnd be aiad with me.
tfi. Riser, in Chicago Titnes-Horald.
mm )1
tT'i. v . I- 'I l .... 1:1
JAMES R. KILB0URNE.
Democratic Nominee lor (iiivernor of
Ohio la I'opalnr CtttBOBl of
lilt- Sim,- I'lipitnt.
Jan es Kilbourre, of Columbus, o.,
(emoc ratio candidate fer governor of
Ohio, was born In Columl us in 1841,
graduated at Kenyon before the civil
war and at Harvard law school after
the war, enlisted SS a private and
became a colonel. He is president of
the Ohio centennial committee, the
Columbus board of trade, public li
brary, children's home, guild ami
associated charities, director of
banks and railways, vice president of
the army of the Tennessee and a
V"'
JAMES it. KILCOL'RKE.
(Nominated fur Governor n thi iemo
crats of Ohio.)
member of other military organisa
tions. He hns never held public of, ire and
was never a candidate till two years
ago, when be was defeated for the
gubernatorial nomination by John It.
Mel. can. lie lias been especially pop
ular among workingmen and is an
honorary member oi the Columbus
trades and labor assembly. For years
he was the next door neighbor of the
late Senator Allen (I. Thiinnnn nnd
wns his close counselor. Mis father
formerly represented the Columbus
district in congress and his grandfa
ther was one of the earliest settlers
of that city.
Dimensions of Saturn,
Mr. T. J, J. See, of the naval ob
servatory, has announced the retults
of new measurements of Satur& and
its ri ni; s, which differ somewhat
from older determinations. He makes
the exterior diameter of tho rings
about 173,286 miles, tho equatorial
diameter of Saturn 74,990 miles, nnd
the polar diameter 67,30S, the differ
ence between the two diameters be
ing 7,598 miles, almost equal to the
entire diameter of the earth. Mr.
See's measures make the diameter of
Titan, the largest of Saturn's moons,
2,092 miles. It had previously been
estimated as high as 3,5(10 miles.
Science.
DR. HAYNE'S,
(The Ureal German Scientist)
improved Double Extract of Snr-n-panlla
BOfl Celery Compound Red
Clover, H"i f nnd 12 VrfretHbios,
Hi n its and Hi ilis. (no Minerals)
contains DOUBLE Ihe Curatives of
but one dollar Medicine in the mar
bet and lasts TWIG"' as long. TLo
grfiitest Remedy o.' tho Age, killing
nil GERMS, destroyed all MICRO
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ittg from impure liiooil. Regular
price $1.00 per bottle lti o.., but iu
order o get it introduced in this sec
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tle or 4 bottles for $l..r0 until furth
er notice. Do not wait, order now
if you arc ailing.
The above medicine is used in EV
ERY HOSPITAL and by nil the
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People win! inffcr from habitual constipation witli nil its nttrndant ills,
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iiinl Impure blood, are t"" apt to believe that tl' only t ly is violent
purgatives, Tho contrary is the case. Such cathartics, even if thev do nmvo
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t sxakol i. il.r l'icii Ionic lasalivs, is int only the mntl eflu irm .f fsm I; n medics, bul the most
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iu. Prbosbick J. SmrsoN.of Hartfoi I,
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" Tbclr treatment Is rational . . they do sll tbey olalm."
PniLAOKLPniS (fOBTH Ami in. e;
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1 1 KAl.Tll Jl 11 II It Al ..
Aii In'ereoting p"tnnhlel of our treatment containing hulf-tono ui il tcs
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And turned from dissipation;
Ho managed dallj in Indulgi
In proper n i t ailon;
He r.evi r drin.k nor Itnokl ii imr chaWI d.
Hi huibandi il h la powi ri
And never varltd fnun his rule
Ol keeping1 proper hours.
Hf mads o study "f the forms
' Ar.d mysteries of diet!
Hp shunned tbs Liim marls of trade,
To live in peaet sad quiet;
H" wore hyfflenlo hats ar.d .hot ?,
Hygltnlc t-iiirts and collars
He'd ne'er have slept without fn ill air.
For twenty thousand dollars.
He misiit have lived a hundred years,
A so much di v I r d ,
If h" had not I lln down one c'.iy
And s in!.!' i.ly xi!red.
Tliey rubuul his hands, tiny CSlled his
name,
Alas! he would not rally
Hi' and a slur'ly William (,'oat
Had frolicked In an alley.
-S. E. Klstr. in rhlcaeo Kecurd-Hi raid.
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I Second ' Oh, we'll take a
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a ml iiie mi Time,
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Martin No; but they deserve to be.
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