Over -Work Weakens Your Kidneys. Unhealthy eOdney s Make teqwrc Mood. All tVe Mood in your body puets through vour Mdtuvs once everv three rmnute:;. : i no moneys are your wood puntiers. they tu tor oat the waste or Impurities in the blood. U they are sick or out ttf order, they fail to do their work. Pains, aches and rheu matism come from ex cess of uric acid in the UaH Hli tit n0l-tJ kidney trouble. Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady Iheart beats, and makes one feel as though they had heart trouble, because the heart is 'over-working in punping thick, kidaey- poisoned blood through veins and arteries. It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to 'be 'traced to the kidneys, but now modern science proves that nearly all constitutional diseases have their begin ning in kidney trouble. If you are sick you can make no mistake by first doctoring .your kidneys. The mild and the extraardiaary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is snfln rp.-ilirArf. It ctanrl th kink, 14.- w. wonderful c uret M the most distressing cases ana i:, : iui i on lit inertia by all druggistsiin fifty cent and one-dollar siz es. You may have a amn!r. hottle "Kv mail Home of Swamp-Root. free, also pamDhlet telling you how to find out tf you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writing Or. Kilmer & Co. , Binphamton, N . Y . pennsylvanTa kailhoao. Banbury fe Lewistown Division. In wflfect March IK, MOO. TKMTW Altll. eTATIIINM. UASTWAKII r M -'I CI in 219 228 SSI 284 240 J 48 lM soo 307 818 3 It 8) 886 8 347 I AM I 111 lie iu; !io IB iol jlOlfo, 10 2IC 10 34 10391 10 47 1 10 K 19 58' 11 HI Ul 13! 11 16 II 111 11127 Urn w . Jk 0 - v -- - n"ia..,,CBn,i .1 A M r M tt'JOi sou 9 0S, 4 60 9 041 4 45 s 4 n I 19 i II 4 46 4 4)401 4 2 8 34 4 16 8 t 4 07 i as 4 (iv 13 3 36 8 87 8 49 7 67 3 39 7 84 a 36 7 49 3 3D 7 43 8 M t 85 a is I 33 8 18 I 10 3 10 Sunhury rlaliiiAgrove Junction Sellngrove 1'itwling K reamer Meiacr Middleburg Benfer Beavertown AdanmliurK Haulm Mills Mcl'lure Wagrir Bbineli rninU-rvllle Mnitlaml Leernrtnwii (Main Street lAmiiiitow:i Junction. 11 .c 11 37 11 10 Train leaven Hunbury 5 30 p u, ar rives at Selinsgrovo 5 45 p in Leaves Selini;rover!:00 p. m., acwives at Sunbucy 6:i5 p. m. Trains leave Lewintown Junction ! 4 VJ a m, 10 13 a. itlO p m,13oP m & nom.1 07p m. 12 Warn for AHaonn, Pittsburg and le "Went. For Baltimore aaC Washington 8 Itt a in BO. IK. I Si. 4 33. 8 Mfn For Philadelphia and New fork 6 8 05, 9 inn, 1 M 1 83 4 88 mmA tUM p im Fot Harrisburg f SO p o Philadelphia & Erie R R Division AND NDKTHBKN IWrKAI. RAILWAY WWWftVARD. trraln l"iwe' s-n egrove Junction du.j- tor tranbory and West. 935 a m, 12 58 p m, j m. Sunday a m, 8 43 pm. Tratos leave Snnbarf Aatr except Sunday: l2 2SamforBulTilo,tliaeafor Erie and can aiiilatsai 10 am for Belief onto Ertend Oeneodalgue 12 a St for Look Havea. Tyvone and tlie Went.. 12 48 far Buffalo, 1 10 p tn far Rellefsnte Kane Tyrone and Oeneedelgaa 5 45 p a (or itmoTo and KtuUr s to p st tor Wllllamsport Sunday JS 28 a m tor Boffaie via Emporium, t 21 a at tor Erie. 5 10 a m tar Iris and Oanan daiKua felpm for wn. 42axn farLVwik Haven and tlamsport 50an, aaDi200and 5 4plor Wllkes barre and Mstilton 10 s at. 10 10 am, 2 05 p at, & 4S p m tor Shamo kln and HountCarmel Sunday 9 H a at lor Wilkeabarre EASTWARD. Trains leave Sellmgrove Junction 1000 a mi, dally arrlvlna: ut fhll.ulelphU 817pm New York S 58 pm Baltimore 1 11 p m Wathlng ton 4 1 p la 5 84 p m dally arrlvtas; at Philadelphia .0 20 pm New York 1 18 a m, Baltimore 4Bpm Waahtagtou 10 Up m. 8 42 p in, u ally arrlvlna; at Philadelphia 4 25 a m, New York Ttt a m. Baltimore 2 80 a m Wanhlnirton 4 05 a rr. Tratasalao leave Banbury i i 45 a m dally arrlrlnir at Pbiladefdhla 51 a m Baltimore 7 SO a m Waiblngton 830 am New York 18 a m Weekday i, 10 at a Su aday , 3 10am dally arriving at HWladelplila 7 22 a m, New York 88 a m, 10 38 Hundays DaHl mere 7 20a m, Washington 880 a m. Baltimore 12 :o p m. Washingten 1 1 p m. 188 pm. week lays arrlvtag at Philadelphia 23 p m, New York 80 p a, Baltimore o 00 p m WublagtoBTUpsa 8 84 p dally, arriving at Philadelphia 7 3.' p m New York 1025 p m, Baltimore T 80 p m, Wash ington 825 p m Tralas also leave Snnbury at 1 50 a m and 1 28 b ? Jl lur nameourg, rnuaaeipnia ana . - I. R. WUOU, Oen'l Pass Agent auituiiwim ues'l n. GWCHESTCRS CfYGUSH PENNYROYAL PUIS 5gJ4 meuuik bexee. stated with blue ribbon. wwa axe o44ar. BSwAaaw ateiawwrweM ebe4J J2 awl IXIaILu. Buy of yeur I)ruf flirt, or aaad . la aiampa for rmgUmimn, Te.ll V"U eoe " SWll.r rr Ilr.. , uurr. JJJJJJ"-- 4TeeUaalal. Sold by CBIOBaSTBB OEIHIOAL OO. PBtlAJt., PA. A Monthly Journal telle all about hnnting.trapsing and Raw Pnr Trading. Published bj an old ex perienced hunter, trap per and trader. Sam- pie copy, acts. . only 60 cents n yenr. Address, A. K. Harding, Publish er, Galllpolis, Ohio. , 0. U OWENS, ATTORMEV-AT.LAW. Ot a SrECiALlTV: TYltONE, PA. Collect Ions and Keports. References. First Nalionnl Uunt. Nearby Towns Represented :-Be)lweo(l, Altoor.a, 11. nil daysbm-g. Huntlugdoa and Bellefcntc. 8-8-lyr EF JJ n 01unuru..wuui,.l.lll,.-i,t,ll ,.M. .u.LIV . . thus erscuio is all INFLAMMATION !",''"',' Ucl'c (l iniaiitcK), Toolli ffl is II M'i minute), Colli BurcuJ-VluuK. t'U'.clc. OTflOAlTrn1 "7-Ualwa. TO'rrreaaJ ma a saais iiiaiiin un. im J 4, HM'SJEB "lia. ' TJ" l-l 1B Hi Homfi Honors to the Memory of the Martyred Chief Magistrate. CANTON FILLED WITH MOURNERS Grief and Respect Shown On All Sidea. Mrs. McKinley Was Prostrated and Unable to Take Any Part In Funeral Ceremonies The Religious Services. Canton, O., Sept. 20. With majestic solemnity, surrounded by his country men and his townspeople, in the pres ence of the president of the United States, the cabinet. Justices of the United States supreme court, senators and representatives la congress, the heads of the military and naval estab lishments, the governors of states and a great concourse of people who had known and loved him, all that la mortal of the third president to fall by an to fall by an assassin was laid away. It was a spectacle of mournful gran deur. Canum caused to bo a town and swelled to the proportions of a great city. From every city and hamlet la nr.AUHF in a i-.i no ms NAT.ioit'a dkad OBIEPi Ohio, from the iremote corncrB of the south, and from the east and west, the human tide flowetl Into the town until 100,000 people wene within lb) gates, here to pay their Just tribute to the fallen chief. The final scenes at the First Methodist ciiujyii whore tke fun eral services waat held and at the beau tiful Westlawn emej!ry, where the Iready was conBlnged to the vault, tf slisple and lmpressrv-e. The service at tJM church consisted of a brief oration, prayers by the rnto lstfrs of three denominations and slug I BE by a quartette. The body was then taken to Westlawn cemetery and placed In a receiving vault, pendlnE the time when it will be Anally lain to rest be side the dead children who were buried years ago. The funeral procession was very Imposing and included not only tho representatives of army and navy of the United States, but the entire military strength of the state of Ohio and hundreds of civic organizations. One of the most pathetic features of the day was the absence of Mrs. Mc Kinley from the funeral services at the church and from the cemetery when the body of her husband was laid to rest Since the first shock of the shoot ing, then of death, and through the or deal of state ceremonies, she had home up bravely. But there waa a limit to human endurance and when yesterday came It found her too weak to pass through the trials of the flaal cere monies. Through the open door of her room she heard the prayer of the min ister aa the body was borne out of the house. After that, Dr. It trey re grained close by her aide and although the full force of the calamity had come upon her It waa believed by those about her that there was a providential mercy in her tears, aa they gar seme relief to the anguish of the heart within. MARCH TO THE QRAVK Final Chapter In theWorld-wlde Trsg edy Is Closed. Canton, O., Sept. 20. No greater rev erence has ever been shown to any man. living or dead, than waa exhibited toward the dead president tn Canton yesterday. As the funeral ear paaul through the streets men and women sobbed convulsively. Soldiers formed aa unbroken line oa both sides of the street from the house to the cemetery. Nature has been kind in selecting the last resting place for Presldeat McKinley. Westlawn Cemetery la oa a high knoll overlooking the peaceful valley, with the busy little elty of Can ton laid out below. If it were not for an intervening church spire one might get from this elevation a glimpse of the McKinley home. Here, looking out on his native city and his native state, the body of William McKinley is laid to rest. The beauty of the grounds here attracted the attention of tho country's best landscape gardeners. V . I I waa ildii lil v haa ill If n 1 I with the rustling trees Riving off their first yellowed leaves of fall, and add ing a golden touch to the green-clad Slopes. Just inside tho stately entrance stands the gray stone vault, wheio for a time the casket will repose. Its dreary exterior was relieved by great masses of flowers, bunked all about and above until tho gray walls wero shut out from view, but in due time it will be taken Irom tho vault and com mitted to the little plot of ground lying further on. t Vr ? 3 l . ' . YOUi u 1 i AN HAIC-.S. Tlii-j Bsvaeriitililc ej Drunk u . n limit Slniid r.a ' ktsM t 1,1 . Ike oi A Ones. FroM t! lime nf evettnlng until lht 1 yuuiiij h;ie paet Ihroabjh ihelr lirst oatHiU, is. 1 1 : - the time the must ....e should be lakeu in fectlhjfji of inv time during !!: animal's entire1 life. It deprnds soim wlint on the kind ol feed the mother had been given as to what the little hares i be fed. if the mother had 1 en fed BTeesj weeds with u UtUa haj and grain the young anes can be f il I lie same kind of feeil. only the qnantit j of frreen feed should be diminished ar,l the dry hay and (Train increased in proportion. It is well for the firt week or two to feed A little sweet milk or milk and bread after Weaning, The little bares soon learn tn eat, and look forward to feeding time the same aa the ldet ones. They are perhaps ilie nmst easily reared after the stage of wean Injj of any domestic animal. We find it better to feed a little of teller M this age than we fei il our older hares, or at !c - I n plenty of yood, -sweet hay before them nil tho nnir. When they reach the ago of three months we feed them as we do the others. At three months of ajro they should be pone over carefully, and tho does itul bucks separated. Those not gooo pnoiiph to use as breeders may be sent to the table or saved until they ire older am! heavier, Mid then killed. Yotm(r haie.-. are susceptible to Iranpnts nnil cannot MaiM ns much cold ns grown ones. To keep s-nn files nut of y our rabbitry it Is Important that you provide comfortable quar ters for tho yotrng hares. Plenty of room for exercise should ho given the growing stock, for they enjoy a good run rrtrlte ns mnoh as they do a pood feed of oats, and will run In n circle around a pen five feet by five feet if a larger pen is not pro vided to pot the required exercise. Hares that have all The room they need In which to exercise will not cause their owners as much trouble ns those penned in small hutches or ntns. The Inrpe run does not have to be cleansed as often as the hutch, nnd ali kinds of green Stuff is fed with Im punity ns Ioiil' as they have a variety to choose from. We always keep a Iurrrii of rock salt where our hares can get it nt atry time, and whenever feeding corn chop wo mix a litsle salt in it nnd occa elionally add a spoonful of oil meal tn each quart of the chop, moistening s31 slitrhtly vrtth hot waiter. The mash is still warm when it roaches them, nnd la am excellent food for hnres of nny npe. but more particu larly those Just weaned, N'ationnl Rural. VENTILATING A STACK. A 4Mafca and Trititi Ss-anrm Which Soauo Parmera Ceinalder -lit-Without aat Kqual. Many farm products are st.n'kj'd in the field U dry out. before t.'ey nre taken Into tho burn or other build ings. If t&ree stakes are driven Into HOW TO BUILD A STACK. the ground and a V-shaped, Inverted trough is placed, as shown In the cut, and the stack built about the stakes, the air will have access to the interior of the stack, whence it will pass out at the top, if stakes sufficiently long have been used. The stakes alse serve a useful purpose in giving sta bility U the stack when being built, and In holding it up against the effect of winds thereafter. N. Y. Tribune. Coaa-eralua; Paraa Maaeres. Whlat the fertility Is kept In large measure upon the farm, and s degree of security is experienced thereby, it is Interesting toeslculate what percent age of this fertility actually gets back to cultivated fields upon the farms of a neighborhood and in many cases the owner of a farm would be alarmed if he knew and realized how slender a reed he leans upon when he refers to his practice of keeping the strength of his soil on the farm. Some calculation would show to many that not one-fourth of this plant-food is returned to ground that produces their plowed crops. It is business to figure on this, and to stop leaks or else supply fertility In some other way. Farm and Fireside. How to Keep Toola HrlRrhf. Take crude petroleum, w hit h it, .oine times sold us lubricating oil, and any cheap mineral paint that you get for about four cents per pound, and make n mixture. Apply this by means of n brush of some kind to the parts of the tools which it is desired to protect. This will keep them perfectly free from rust, and they may be used the next spring without going to the trouble ol scraping off the mixture with a brick or metal scraper of any kind. If tools ore used shortly after the mixture is applied it of course should be applied again before they are put away. L. U, Callaway, in Fanners' Voice. A farmer's back yard affords an in dex of the man's farm life and habit s. For Her fake. "Von don't mean to say that you have taken to sfu ikinp!" "Yes," Bjbswered the younjf man with red nheeka and pearly teeth. "Hut I t'l :hl yo : dialiked to- bace.i." "I do i'i much for it. Hut 1 have in kiicc ded in makintr the Usv preaslon I 1 ped for with Ihe dear eat young woman in the world. So 1 thought ! would make arrangements even at some personal inconvenience to (jive up smoking for her sake. That always appears to make such a profound Impression." Waahington Star. Mny KNOW Too Much. "Do women who have had the ad vantage of advanced education make Rood wives?" asked the bachelor, thoughtfully. At this the benedict took him to one side, when he could speak eon ridentially. "If you eve? marry," he said, "and find occasion to frame up n real pood excuse for a protracted session at the elub you will discover that it is possible for a woinnn to know too much." Chicago Post, Useful Olft, "Does Josh use that nice new alarm clock I sent him from the city?" asked Farmer Cotntossel. "Yes," answered the young man's mother. "He seems perfectly fasci nated. He carries it around with him nil the time." "Hut does he use it to pet up by?" "No. He uses it morc'n that. lie sets it twice a day, once fur dinner an' ouce fur supper, lie says he ain't so pertieklcr about breakfast." - Washington Star. Mii- l.ttihta on History. NoW donah, after the termination of his throe days' engagement with the whale. Started for hit; old home to tell ihe neighbors. A thought struck him. "No," lie said, "I shall sot say a word about it. They would say it was nothinp but a fish story." Hut it leaked out in spyte nf him. Chicago Tribune. lint 111. Mm ml I ne Jliss toy lo SOU really think a pirl run find out who her husband will be by eonsiiltinp a fortune-teller 7 Mini Wise - Perhaps not, but I found out who tut husband wouldn't be by that method not long npo. Miss foj-llontly? What farrtunc teller did you consult? Miss Wise llnidatreet. Pttladeb phi. Press. Mian nil r-rat nod. Hilkins -Hullo, flaftleigh, 1 see sou've writ t en a new sentimental nong -"My SweeO.ieart's Bleached Hair,' Isn't it? .Softleiph tvi-c'! T'd have you iuii darstnnd that trie title of my song ic "My Sweetheart's Buby Stare." Ottai Ststc Jounual. Ilarhelor aalr of l.m k. (limreh What does a bachelor uieaai when ho say to a friend who ban tuxt become onpnped that he hope he'll have luck? t ; it In in Why, ho nii-iins he hopes after 1W engagement is broken that he will gait the ring luack.. Tinkers tttateanua, Tfc Kaalvat Solution. Jorrold (telling story) Twice 1 napped my rille at the t'harging lion; it failed to explode. 11 wss ripht upon me and what do you il. ink 1 did then? Kthol (yawning) Woke upi Jiadjro. A Sad fompeirlaon. The greed of all our bipod clan One simple Instance tells it. The generous cow kIv, milk, while man The mercenary, audi It! Waahmgton Star. A VE1TLK LITTLE HINT. Tommy Toll me a story, uncle. Uncle A story! llut I don't know what to tell you a story about. Tommy Oh, tell me a story about a little boy who had a pood uncle who jfuve him a quarter. Mirth. Of Rare Volumes. Man would yoa make an astounding book Which with downright charm were sur to draw? Ob, let the world on this title look: "Love i.et i. re to My Mother-ln-Law." Chicago Ktcord-Herald. A Wall Between, "What's the difference," asked a teacher in arithmetic, "between one yard and two yards?" "A wall," was the reply of a mem ber of the class. The teacher wus si lent. Tit-Hits. ('niitlon. "Have you named your baby yet?" "No, my wife is still investigating;. She's so afraid she may happen to strike the name of one of niy old sweethearts." Chicago Hecord-llcr-aid. FlulxhlnK Touches. KoddIs your house finished? Todd Not quite. My friends haven't disapproved of it yet. De troit Free l'rcss. i RIDER one in each town T a reliable urr--uti exchaug-e for a betycle, wl ItC t MEAD CYCLE .ar , " . rau fetat&tt 91 .Sn- urn IaynerIS ft Dl IOC VAUIClCV 'i PURE WHISKEY DIRECT FROM DISTILLER TO CONSUMER. Four Full Quarts1 $.20 I S m Eisress "J Prepaid. Savrt Dtattrt' ProUtl. rrtvmt Aiullirationt. OUR OFFER: We will aead laar tall aart hot Ilea of Hataar 'il 7-raar- -Year-Old Doable niaiuwa: i etpreae prepaid, ahipped ' a piaia aacaage, awrka to i teat a. If aat aaltafactn waaa received, return id al ear examae: wa wild J retava yew S3.20. Such Whisktv can'l bt had tlitu hiri tor tut faun I V RaraajFNeBe: Third Nat'l Bank.DaTton; Rtatr-I Nat'l bank, Ht. IaiuIi; or nj of the Ex. Cu't.l TH MAYNER DISTILLING CO., 220-232 Weat Fifth St.. Dayton, Ohio. juv-jhsw. seventn St., St. Louis, Mo. We -uaraotee abave firm will do aa It eeron.-Ho DR. HAYNE'S, (TheGreal OermanlBctentlil ) improved Double Extract of Sarsa parilla and Orlery Cotuiioiiml Hed Glover, lef and 12 Vefetrtbles. ltuoth iiiul Hei'bri. (no .MiiieinlM coutaim DOUBLE tLu CuiuliM-8 of anv oue dollar Medirioe in Ibi mar kot au.l lBtH TWIG1, as 1 ng. The fcrealent Roraody of the Ak. killinc all O Kit MS, destroyed all MICItO LIES and n biii' and r-prlnirj curf for KUNET and LIVER disases. Rbeumntlsm, Nervousuee, l).vp' Ssia. Mularin. (Iniistipalinn, Kick eaduche and all roirnlainta ails mi; finm impure blond. Kitfular price $1.00 per buttle Hi i . but in order o gal it introduced iu t Ins sec tion we will Bell at DO rents per bot tle or 1 botilns for 1.50 until furth er uotice. lo not wait, order now if you are ailing. The above medicine is used in KV ERY HOSPITAL and by all the LKADINU PHYSICIANS In the world to day, and highly Kusuraed by all. Adores. nOtlAWK KcrttDT (JO. April 1211. BOWK. V "REVIVO RESTORES VITALITY Made a Well Man of Me. produce! the aboo reeolte ln'30 days. Itacti powcnuliy una tjUlcuiy. i.tiri h wnen an oioera rail lOtnt raon will ISSSlS their lot manhood, and eld men will recover Ibelr youll iul vigor ty acini KEVI VO. It gulckly ml auraly renton;! Nervoui oeia. Lout Vitality, ImpoteDcy, Nlglitly Eraiwloaa, Lost Powor, Failing Memoir. Vaatlria niaeaeea, and ul cfri'cte of wlf MH or exeesaana Indlecretion rblcb astts ono for atndy, buelaoaii or marriage. II not only curcfl tiy iitartloa at tho neat of dmcaso, but laacreat in rv tonic, and blood builder, bring ing back tbo pink glow to palo cbcekg and re storing tbo fire of yonth. It wardn off Innanlt and Conxumptlon. InnlKt on bating REVIYO.no other. It can bo carried In veet pocket. By mail 1.00 rorpackago, or six for r..oo, with a poll tlve written fronrnntee to rare or refaod thomonov. Cirruiarfreo. Addrens Royal Medicine Co., SMSXt For solo in Middleburqh, I'c, In UIDDBLEUROH J 'L'l a CO. fw aw --bjbv it ssi nrswv IF W EA 'ffiWE WAN HI 1 ' 1HI ill I Wi !Sy-Yia-ota ( Bssar . mkw.i aa 'aa -oavasav SStSm if I n VSSBS afrBBSaKaSSBBk OHEAT I'llUTJOJI n TIJ tlJMIwil4'J.Iiljft UUritS WHtHt ALL USE FAILS. " In tin.'' Snld Iv link K-t-. laff AGENTS WANTED to ride and exhibit a sample 1901 model bicycle of our manufacture. YOU CAN MAKE $10 TO $50 A WEEK besides having a wheel to ride for yourself? 1901 Models JS $10 to $16 '00& '99 Models. $7 to $12 SOO Second Hand Wheelsce co tHk.ru iu trade by our Chicago rrta.il HOfta. ttJU IV PO minv good a new , We ship any bicycle ON APPROVAL to anyone vitluiut a cent d pot-it M adVCMCt and allow 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL. K3JS8 no ri.iA' in ordering from us, ns you do not need to pay a cent it the bicycle does not suit you. HA J AT DIIV " 1 unti' " have written f ,r our UU flUI DUI F4C1ohy pkilis and ihii hum nrrtt. This lilicrnl offer ban never been etpiulcU and la a i;u uautre of the Quality of uur vlKtta. in em h town to itwtribute cataluee for us In iv for free catal"Kue and cur n .i . 08., 1 If 0 J. Chicago. am a, - t m WINDSOR HOUSE IV. ll III ti l l:. Proprietor 418 Markc. St., Harrisburg, Pa. (Opposite P. It It Pepot Entrane? , 'sVt'Hllell lor All I ruins Rooms, 25 and 50c, Qood Meals, 25c ll.OOto 1.15 per day. $1,110 t.. J.(w i r week. ImiimI aceotnnioilatliin, ti Honor Bzplslns. Bobby (in bis sister's beau)-l don't see mi pnint on you. Mr. Porter- No, of course not, I'.ob by. What made you thin of Buch a thing? Hobby 'Cause I heard pa say you might be soft, hut he didn't think ynii was v bad 's you're painted. Philadelphia lliilletin, Too Beoniiailesl, "I understand I hut he lu-. long been a stiiiiini uf political economy," said the visitor. "He has," .-ai.l Senator Glucose, "and his economy In politics has kept him out cf office. He thinks he ear be elected without spending a ci ut." Brooklyn Life. Not I. uilly of 'Hint. Hungry llit'ia- Wot do you think? A woman called me a animated scars crow thi mnrnin. Weary Wat kins I've knowed you senee the early 80s, but I never seen no aainmtiiiri about you yet. I Indif cap ita Press. Delnslon. Man'l elf- tti t m will now nr.l tlitr. Make nn(!'t Jiidirmnit fall; Por sometlmei he'i a Junah ulien He thlnki he iv a whale. WufhlnKton Slar. lovb's rovnci drbabi. a4 9a. The Swain - 1 wish that frog would ro away. I don't like to propose iu public. Chicago American. Joya of flip laborban lluuaeholdrr. Now rume tho moist and sticky days. 'Tis suitry everywhere. The music from t ho frog iiond steals upoa the evening ir, "TIs time to put the screen doi i. up, but nil the icrewi are Rone. The Cottonwood l sheiliilne. and thi i Inn. tain's on the lawn. -Chicago Tribune. The Woman of it. Mr. Meddergrass Here's a letter frnm Sister Sary. Mrs. Meddergrass Head the pos'script first. 1 am anxious to hear, the news. Baltimore American. A Forelsfx l.iiiiKiniue. First ilostiiu Baby What's yout name? Second Dostojl Baby- I don't know yet; they still talk bali'-talk to inc. Puck. a Coresoae Canolnsloa. "You think she loves you, then?" "Think! My dear boy, how can shq help it'.'" Cleveland 1'laiu Dealer.; -i- -u: wl u TV. - . j