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You can make of yourself what sourer you will. If you try. A faith ymi mum have, rooted deep In your aouI. A purpose unshaken, a firm self-control; Btrlve on. without ceasing; you'll reach to the goal. If you try. You can be of some good to yourself and your kind. If you work. A name and a place In the world you can And. If you work. Wherever you turn, there Is plenty to do. The harvest Is great, but the reapers are few. You'll find opportunities waiting for you. If you work. Ton cas sen eh any standard at which you may aim, If you will. Ton can find the right road to the Temple of Fame, If you will. It Hes through Endeavor by day and by night. Through eutlence that never abandons a fihti ley Infinite toll you oan climb to the height. If you will. Tou must meet all reverses and never Its In. If you win. You must spend little time planning how to begin, If you win. Knt take off ywir coat and go Into the fray And stay by ymir task; there Is no other way. You must wait for no future, but labor to-day, If jou win. You will find that the tide of misfortune is AWtft, If you drift. Don't espect other people to give you a lift. If you drift. The adnge Ib old. that the world gives Its rail To the man who keeps striving, whatever befall. You will And that a wreck Is the end of ft all, If you drift. You will learn that the palsy of ltfe Is delay. If you wait; That Fortune will beckon and then flee away, Tf yen wait. For this la the mvstlral edict of Fate: Rut once Opportunity knocks on your gate; And after that call 'tis forever too late. If you wnlt. J. A. Edgertnn. In Banner of Oold. The Man in Blue. By Richard Davey. TTTVVTTVffTTfTfVTMfTTTfTT T am the youngest son of the IS 1 children of Burgermeister Kraus, of Bingen, and hia wife Frau Maria. My father adored music, and we were taught to play on some instrument or other, or else to sing, and, by my faith I I hold vre did considerable cred it to our musical education. When I was IS my father presented me with a fine oM "Cremona," which I christ ened "Fortunato," and which event ually became my life-long friend and companion. Neth.ng gave me greater pleasure than to take my dear violin into the woods rnd there, by the murmur ing brook, beneath the rustling trees, dreamily improvise new melodies and vary old ones. So greatly did my fath er delight In oar accomplishments that he organized an amateur concert every Thursday afternoon, at which art least a quarter of the town assisted to admire or criticise about aa much music as ceuld be erewded into a three hours' performance, divided in to two equal parts by a tray of right refreshments handed round by Karl and myself. One fine autumn afternoon. Just as our first sonata was concluded, a very singular-looking Individual en tered the concert room. He was as thin aad pale aa an apparition and entirely dressed in shabby garments of light blue corduroy. His well-worn knee breeches were blue, his Jacket was Mue, hia vest wae blue, and the huge cravat that fastened hts great flapping shirt oollar wae also of varied and fasted shades of blue. He had a big honked nose, thin, hungry-looking jaws, and the only redeeming features that he possessed were his dark and intelligent eyes, and theae were hidden by a pair of blue specta cles. Hia long, untrimmed hair was a ginger red, and his beard, I verily believe, had never been out since it first began to grow. He did not attempt to apologise for Ma intrusion, but without looking to the right or to the left made straight for a raeant seat and began to pay marked attention to the music. It was my turn to play, but I was so eon fused, ae utterly dumfounded by the appearance of thia strange creature that when I struck my violin with the bow my hand trembled so that I could not produce a single note. Again and again I tried, and at last was about to give It up In despair when the man in blue rose from his seat and came straight to me. "Young man," he said, "you have a more difficult instru ment there than you think. Hand it to me and I will play in your stead." 1 mechanically gave him "Fortunato" and he at once commenced his per formance. Never hud I heard such playing before. The instrument seemed to receive from his bow a soul capable of expressing every emotion. I should have mentioned that we were on the eve of our grand annual musical festival at which some of the greatest musicians of Germany had announced their intention of attend ing. My father, naturally concluding that our guest was some celebrated maestro who had arrived incognito, haatened to thank him for the favor he had conferred upon ua and alao to ffer him his hospitality during his stay la. the tows. The Man in Blue at f rst refused, then hesitated, and Anal ly accepted our pressing invitation. We paid him every attention, and by his gentle manners and delightful tal ent he soon won our affection. But every attempt to find out who he was and whence he came proved vain; he took no notice of our hints, and not one of us dared ask him the questions direct. He set himself to work to teach me a great many things con cerning the violin, and to this curious man I owe many of my subsequent and greatest triumphs. If a stranger hnppened to pay us a visit, our new friend would immediate ly take refuge in the garden. He liked to be alone with Karl, myself and "FortiHiato." One day a merchant named Krebbs came on some matter of business he had to transact with my father, and stumbled upon the Man in Blue, who was making good his es cape. The poor violinist on seeing Merchant Krebbs turned ns pale as death, nnd, covered with confusion, tottered to a bench, hiding his fate in his hands. "Well, I declare," Haiti Krebbs to my father, "you are an odd man to re reive that creature into your family. Why, I thought he was in prison or In k lunatic asylum, or drowned or run pver." "Do you know him, then?" asked my father with ill-disguised curiosity. "Know him! Of course I do. His name is Bese nnd he is by trade n car penter. But, bless you, he's as mad ns a March dure. Some time ago our church organ was struck by lightning. Iteze came forward at once and pro posed to mend it, provided the parish furnish him the materials. As he was known for a good musician nnd a clev er workman, our pastor granted his request. To work went he and slaved night and day for at least six weeks. At last the organ was mended, Beze struck a few chords, nnd it sounded better than ever. The day arrived for the first public hearing of the renovat ed instrument; the mayor and all the village was present, nnd Beze himself did not fail to appear attired iu his usual blue. Blue is his color. He made some vow or other years ago to the Virgin never to wear any other than ln.r colors blue and white. I tell you he is crazy. But to return to the organ. When the organist began to play upon it, devil of a sound would it produce, except when he pulled the new stop out. Off wenttheorgnn whoo! whee, and then it set to squeaking and whistling like mad. The girls began to laugh, the mayor to swear, and the pastor well, he became frantic, poor man. Beze is a fool, an idot. 'He has ruined the organ,' cried everyone. And soon, amid the derision of the congregation your friend left the church. Strange to aay, since that day we have never seen the creature, but our organ is completely spoilt and re mains aa silent as the tomb." Thus spoke Merchant Krebbs. Icould hear no more, but hurried out to eon sole our poor friend. I found him ait ting all forlorn under an apple tree, his face turned toward the setting sun. "Ah! my good young friend," he cried, "do you see yon little cloud which obscures the splendor of the sun? So the words of a foolish man may tarnish the fame of a genius." "But," I replied, "see the little cloud has already vanished and the sun is all the brighter for the contrast." lie smiled. "The clouds thst hang over my tarnished name will have to pass away aoon, or it will be too late. That organ I reconstructed has a soul within it. All my life I have worked hard to lodge my ideal of music within the compass of a single instrument. I have done this. The soul is there, but I know not how to play upon the organ, and in their blind rage they will not allow me to explain the mechanism of the instrument to them. Oh! that I could find Sebastian Bach! He wqatld awaken the soul of music that lie's asleep in my organ and prove to the world that Beze is neither mad nor an impostor." My father took no notice of what Krebb had aaid, and when he Joined na in the garden he entreated Bene to play to him as usual in the open air. The Man in Blue played a number of national and simple melodies in such a pathetic manner that several times I saw my father's eyea fill with tears. At last, he said, "My friend, though your organ is a failure, your music is Heavenly. Stay with me, I pray you. yet awhile." "My organ ia not a foiiure; it is the one triumph of my life." "But no one ean play upon it" "One day someone will, and then ,, "Welt, we will say no more about it Come, rupper is ready," and he led the way indoors. Next morning the Man in Blue was missing. We were sorry for his dis appearance, but soon forgot all about him, the festival being at hand. Clock had promised to come, and we were anxioua to know with whom he would stay. Thin Bach arrived, and soon after Graun, whose genius atone inspired hfk lovely melodies, and with him came those inseparable friends, Furch and Hasse. From Hamburg came Gassmann and Telemann. Few of you, I dare say, have ever heard of these composers, nnd yet, believe me, you are more familiar with their mel odies than you imagine. Many of the popular tunes you now admire I have heard in my youth fresh from the brain of their original composers, and free from the twirls and shakes clum sily added to disguise their true ori gin. These illustrious persons were as simple and unostentatious in manner as it is possible to be. They assem bled in St. Cecilia's hall, and I had the privilege of assisting at the rehearsals. I often passed hours listening to their long discussions on harmonies, fugues, scales and chords. One night Gluck played for the first time a portion of his Iphigenia, and on another Bach enchanted us by a per formance of his delightful Preludes. Baeh, somehow or another, took a j fancy to me. He had observed the marked attention with which I lis tened to the remarks of the different composers and to their music. He ssked me my name, and who my father , was, and, growing hold, I related not only all ahout myself, but also the 1 tory of my fris'nd in blue. "An organ no one can piny upon!" exclaimed the grea composer. "Well, I that's singular." "But I am sure you ian." -Why?" "Because I am certnin that the mnn i who made the organ is a great musi , rian although he cannot play upon it I himself, and thoroughly understood what he was about when he attempted , to mend it. He plays the violin like an angel." "As well as I do?" nsked Graun. I hestitated and hung my head. I ! did not dare say "Yes," and yet I could not say "No." "Speak up my boy; always tell the truth." "Be plays better than you, I think, ' sir, but then he always plays out in the woods, nnd music sounds better there than in a room." "True so it does." "My masters," said I at last after some hesitation, "will nny of you in your charity try the organ. The vil lage is not far distant. You will there by help this poor man." "I will go myself," answered Bach, "next Sunday. But sny nothing about it to anyone, only to your friend in order to insure his presence in the oh ti re's " 1 gladly promised to carry out the illustrious composer's request. On leaving the St. Cecilia hall that evening it was a Friday to my sur prise almost the first person I met was the Man in Blue. Hidden in the court yard of the hull, he hud been listen ing to the music, and was in a state of nervous excitement and enthusiasm which quite alarmed me. At first I hesitated to tell of Bach's intention, but at Inst did so. He received the news in a manner I little expected. Uo made no demonstration, but fol lowed me in silence until we were in a lonely part of the town a little square, in the center of which grew two or threo trees. Here he paused, and, falling on his knees, prayed earn- ' estly. The moon shone down upon his uplifted face, and it seemed al most beautiful, so great waa the ex pression it bore of earnest devotion and gratitude. When he had finished ! his prayer, he embraced me in silence I and we parted. I Sunday arrived, and at an early hour I I started for the village church. Aa I ; crossed the little field in front of it, I saw advancing from the opposite side ; several of the professors, and among them Bach. By-and-by, as it got noised about that soma of the celebrities were in the church, it filled up to excess. Presently Bach ascended the organ loft. How my heart beat! Mass began. At the "Kyrie" the hitherto mute Instrument for the flrsl time wafted forth such heavenly sweetness that the congregation was thrilled as If by the music of angnls. As the masa advanced the more marvelous be came the harmony. The "Agnus" was so plaintive that I saw tears In the eyes of Gluck, who stood by me, and the "Sane t us" sounded so triumphant ly that it required but little imagin ation to believe the Cherubim and Seraphim were Indeed singing their Jubilant song of praise, "Holy, Holy ia the Lord God of Sabaoth!" But where waa the Man in Blue? Standing by the altar, with his face turned towards his organ. His ex preasion waa one of supreme happi nesa and peace. His spectacles had fallen from his beautiful but nearly sightless eyea, and tears of Joy were running down hia sunken cheeks. His homely features seemed transfigured When divine service 'was over, th" congregation passed round into the. porch to see the great composers. "Long live Bsch!" "Hall. Gluck!" they cried, as they recognized the, popular men. But Bach held aloof. "Lead me," he cried, "to that man of genius who has so wonderfully Im proved the king of Instruments." "Master," I cried, "he is in the church." And so we re-entered the sacred edifice together, followed by Graun. I led them to the Man In Blue. What a change had come over him! He had collapsed on a beaseh. and that pallor of death was on his brow. When he perceived us, he endeavored to rise. "Ah! excuae me, my masters. I re ceive you very poorly, hut I am not well; the. Joy has killed mo. I aia dying of sheer happiness." They raised him between them while I rait' for the priest, shutting the, church door as'I went out, to prevent intrusion. "Master, I am dying play to me," he begged. Bach, seeing that mortal aid was vain, left us and went up the organ loft. Solemnly he played as he had never done before. The priest came, and Graun and I knelt down whilst the Man in Blue received the last Sacrament. When thia pious act waa accomplished, we came nearer to him. He took my hand, and Graun rested his head upon hia own breast. Solemnly the music stole through the silent church, solemnly the sunlight streamed through the stained win dows, and the Angel of Death stood within the temple of God. "I am very happy," murmured the dying man, "since Bach plays to me on my organ and Graun allows me to rest my dying head on his bosom." Turning to me, he said gently, "God bless thee, my child; tell them I am neither road nor an impostor. My organ had a soul." Graun bent over him nnd kissed his brow, and with an exquisite look of gratitude for thia act of sympathy and respect he died, and the Angel of Death winged his way back to Heav en, bearing the soul of the poor Man ia Blue to God. Cassell's Magazine, TBS SUNDAY SCHOOL. Leasoa In the Iatermational Series fa October O, lOOl Joseph Sold Into K to ill. Prepared by H. C. Lenlcgton. THE LESSON TEXT. (Oenesis 37:-33.) M And It came to pass, when Joseph was come unto his brethren, that they strlpt Joseph out of his coat, his coat of muny col ors that was on him; St. And they took him. ar.d-oast him Into a pit; and the pit was empty, there was ao water In It. X. And they sat down to int bread: and they lifted up tbelr eyes una luokid. and. behold, a company of Ishmaelltes came from GUesd with their camels bearing splcery and balm and myrrh, going to carry It down to Egypt. 2. And Judah said unto his brethren. What profit Is It If vse slay our brother, und conceal hit blood? 27. Come, snd let us sell him to the Ish maelltes, and let not our hand be upon him; for he It our brother and our fleih. And his brethren were content. a. Then there passed by Mldlar.ites mer chantmen; and Iheyvdrcw and lifted up Jo seph out of the pit, and sold Joseph to the Ishmaelltes for 30 pieces of fl?ver; and they brought Joseph into Egypt. And lteuben returned unto the pit; and, behold, Joseph was not In the pit; and he rent his clothes. 30. And he returned unto his brethren, and said. The child is DOt; und 1. whither shall I go? 31. Ann they took Joseph's coat, and killed a kid of the goats, und dipped the coat in the blood; 32. And they sent the coat of many colors, and they brought it to their lather; und said. This have we found; know now whether it be thy ton's coat or no. 33. And he knew It, and said, It is my ton's coal; an evil beast hath devoured him; Joseph it without doubt rent la pieces. color text. The patriarch a, muted with envy, sold Joaeph Into Kaypli bat Uwtl waa with him. Acta 7U. NOTES AND COMMENTS. Thus far in our study uf the Old Test a incut we have covered three great epochs iu the history of the world: (1) First, we had the story of creation ! and of the fall of man. (2) Second, came the increasing wickedness of mankind, followed by their almost to tal annihilation in the flood, and a fresh beginning for the race iu the family of Noah. (;i) Third, we came to the time of Abraham, which old patriarch heard the voice of God and tried to follow its leadings. His faith fulness (end his faith) brought the specific covenant of Ood for the chosen people of which he was to be the fa ther. We see further the establish ment and partial fulfillment of the covenant in the large family of Jacob, whose name was changed to Israel, thus giving his diascendauta the name of Israelites. - j To come down to the present lesson, we properly cover in its study the en tire thirty-seventh chapter of Genesis, of which the following is a brief an alysis: Jealousy of Joseph's Brothers.. ..Vs. 1- 4 Joseph's Two Dreams Vt. 6-11 Bfothars Conspire to Kill Him.. ..Vs. 12-20 But Reuben Saves Him Vs. 21-24 He Is Sold to Ithmaelltet Vs. 2&-28 And Reported to His Father as Dead Vs. 29- Sold to Potlphar, In Egypt Verse 36 Jealousy of Joseph's Brothers. Joseph's brothers were jealous 'be cause their father "loved Joseph more than all his children." Joseph was the child of Jacob's old age, and this fact explains the great love of his father for him. The love was shown in many ways probably, but most conspicuous ly by the gift of the ooat of many col ors. . k Joseph's Two Dreams. What added to the hatred of the brothers was Jo seph's childish imprudence in imme diately detailing to them any fancied or real preferment. This is. well illus trated in the eaae of his two dreams, dreams which had a real and vital sig nificance for him, but which be would have bfetter kept to himself for his own inspiration. Both dreams foretold a time when, in a position of authority, he ahould oommand the reverence and respect, not oply of his brothers, but of his father and mother also. Jacob rebuked him, but father-like remem bered them, nourishing the hope that this beat-beloved son should indeed make marked success in ltfe. The Conspiracy to Kill Him. The Jealousy of Joseph's brothers was deeper than Jacob ever imagined, else Jacob would never have sent him with a message to them off in the distant pasture, whither the flock had been ld. Here they had him in their power, "this dreamer" who bossted of making them some time bow down before him. little did they dream that they by their hatred were working out the fulfillment of those very dreams. It IB the universal history that even base passions can be made to k to the glory of God. Keubea Saves Him. Beuben was the eldest brother, hence responsible to fig father for the deeds of the others and the safety of the youngest son. Moreover, his age and experience had Ston him a more kindly disposition, Bat his pie i to save Joseph by hiding him in a pit failed, for during a tem porary absence the other brothers sold him to a caravan of Ishmaelltes. Reported to Hia Father as Dead. The chief cruelty was not to the boy thus sold into slavery, but to the aged father who' had loved him. This is an other lesson to be gotten from this atory: the results of human passions are seldom those which are intended. They had indeed gotten rid (tempo rarily) of their brother, but they had sorely wounded their father. Religions Pointers. Rest is not religion, but religion gives rest. The new heart helps us to put off the old man. Self-denial is the spinal column of consistency. The mother-vein of truth is found in the Bible. It requires Gospel grace to make Gospel methods succeed. The only way to conceal truth that ought to be spoken ia to imprison it in at atmosphere of falsehood. Barn's A Child's erg Pierces the soother's heart like a sword. Often the mother who would do every thing for the little one she lores, is ut terly impotent to help and finds no help in physicians. That was the cas with Mrs. Duncan, whose little one waa ! almost blind with scrofula. But fortunately she waa led to use Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical . Discov ery and so cured the child without resorting to a painful operation. The great blood purifying proper ties of Dr. Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery hare , been proved over and over again in cases of scrofula, eczema, eruptions and other diseases which are caused by an impure condition of the blood. It entirely eradicates the poisons which feed disesse, snd builds up the body with sound, healthy flesh. "My little daughter became afflicted with scrotals, which Affected her eyes." writes Mrs, Agnes U. Dunces, of MABifield. Sebsstian CO.. Ark. "She could not bear the light for over a Sear. We tried to cure. her eyes, but nothing id Any good. We had our home physician Ana he Advised as to lake her to en oculist, as her eyelids would have to be 'scraped.' They had become to thick he thought she would never recover her tight. At there wai no one else to whom we could apply my heart tank within me. I went to your 'Common Sense Medical Advlter,' read your treatment on scrofula get ting the properties of mcdiclnet there Advised. With five bottles of Golden Medlctl Discovery " 1 htve catlrely cured my child. " Hoping thu will be of some ate to you And a blettlng to other sufferers, with heartfelt j thanks, I remain. Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are an excellent laxative for children. They are easy to take and thorough ' in action. Chronic. Tramp Would ye kindly help a poor sick man, me lovely lady, who'd orter be in the horspittal, but's too proud i ter go? Lady Poor fellow! Here's a quar ter. What is it you're sick with? Tramp Spring fever, mum. Har per's Bazar. A Bias?. "Pa," said little Willie, looking up ! from his books, "what are 'gastso j nomics?' " "Why er lemme see," said the old man. "O! they're these country jays that blow out the gas." Philadelphia, i Press. eteaee Set at Naaarht. "Mosquitoes give us malaria, and ma laria robs us of energy." "Oh, I don't know; when a mosquito bites me I at once feel great increase of energy, and hop around like mad nntll I get a slap at him." 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