The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, September 26, 1901, Image 7

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Correct Silverware
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workmanship is as necessary as
dainty china or fine linen if you
would have everything in good
taste and harmony. Knives,
forks, spoons and fancy pieces for
table use will be correct if s
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CiCHESTER'S ENGLISH
FEUYBOYAL PILLS
afe. Al-.v.ivn rc linhlp. Lndlea. ask Prunijlrit foi
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CHICHESTBB CHEMICAL CO.
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Ueutlun thli papp.
ATEr)-TI!i:STrt OI!HY MEN AND W().
"n to travel snd advertise for old estaldl'-lied
wupie of solid llnuncia! iluiiiling- Sitlnry $7u a
7uir and expenses, nil piivalde in cnsli. No can
'minu required, tiive rcfereuees and eneloBe
Jlfinldrewied stamped envelope. Addresi
milliter, 305 Caxton JJIclg., Clileago. 4-ia-iui.
The plague of 'qo La Grippe.
The destroyer of LaiJriwjc Miles' Nervina
A Monthly Jottrnal
tells all
about hnn ting, trapping
and Raw Fur Trading.
Published by an old ex
perienced banter, trap
per and trader. Sam
ple copy. Bets. Only BO
cents a year. Address,
A. R. Harding, Publish'
cr, Gallipolis, Ohio.
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ATTOHSEY-AT.LAW.
rc SrgciAUTTi TYHONE, PA.
Collections and If porta.
llereceAlt. irirnt. NuMnnal nnnlr. KeArhl'
ns Represented i Bellweod, Altoona, Ilolll
rlsuurg, Huntluf don aud Bellefonte. e-8-lyr
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GOLDEN RELIEF
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JNFLAMMATION
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in ona 10 unrcv minutoa.
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L SUNSHINE AND MIST.
An tour ago but one short hour
T landacape lay all clear and bright.
The hill. In majesty and power.
Stood forth all bathed In radiant light;
The woods near by the grand old trees,
Th.it hM the shadows at their feet.
Stood crowned with sunlight, as at eae,
r And g'.ad unce more the sun to greet,
i
One hour airo. all nature seemed
Retiming back the smile of God.
, The glory of His sunlight streamed
I On all ancar and far abroad;
! It seemed as though to earth again
I Had come the beauty and the Joy
Of that so brief Edenlc reign.
l.ro sin Us beauty did destroy.
A single hour, and what a change
lias come, so sudden and complete.
The eye no longer has a range
Beyond a few and near-by feet!
A dense gray mist has come between.
And blotted every charm from sight;
The outlook, which so bright had been.
Lies shrouded In the gray of night.
And comes thoro not In nil our lives
Just Hume such darkcuud hour as this.
When gloomy fear the soul deprives
Of all that makes for rest and bliss?
When God seems far. and all the hills
Win nee rnniHi our strength are hid
from Klclit.
Win n gloomy fear tiy-iirnlnir fills
Our souls with darkness of the night?
Tint mints cannot endure for aye.
Tin y smin dissolve In drops of rain;
Tlv rutishlno thr-uiKli them llnds Its way.
The hills of H i. I stand out nijairt,
The smile of (lull illumines nil!
I low foolish, rmv our fancies seem,
As fades away the clomnv pall,
Like some dissolving nii;ht-tlme dream!
-Wi'llnm U. llaeselliartli, In Christian
Work.
UQLEBY'S GGOSE.l
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IT w;is nn jifl oriiomt in June, and we
1mis were linii:;riiiLr mi thti lianks
of Coiclij'.s nm !. It was cool there
in ill" sli;ii!e, :inl wo felt very coiu
fnrinlile us wntclieil nlil Coleliy,
the lil;ul.siu:i h. at mrk iu his hot.
.rimy slioji ju-t nrrnss the Hlieet of
watt r thai Ihuv his minie, and which
sen nl 11 a si a fur liis slutt-ly lleet of
;j ese.
( uleliy was mi honest old (ierillilll.
lie owed no iniin a emit, and was care
ful that no man should Ion;,' owe him
one.
Just and exnet in his dealings, i
expected men to be just and exact
with hun. Nevertheless, ho wa un
fortunate enough to have provoked
the mirth of its boys, and, as we lay
there in the shade that nfiei iinon, we
amused ourselves in a manner that
pleased ns highly, but sent liii.i to I lie
vlt;,'c of distract ion.
"Coleby, Coleby, bring back that
poosc!" we cried, with tho rythmic
swing of tho voice with which the
rharcoalivender cries his ware through
the streets. "Coleby, Coleby, brin-r
back thnt poose!"
Coleby's poose that Is, the one of
the flock that was celebrated in onr
monotonous sonp hnd one day
strayed from tho rest ns they plucked
prasa on the common by the pond,
and whs bust seen, ns one of the boys
told Coleby, near an inverted yawl,
raised a few feet from the ground
by standards, and used ns n hen
coop by a fisherman who lived in the
vicinity.
Coleby mourned the loss of his
p-oose, and suspected that some of his
disr.'-putnblo neighbors hnd taken her.
Ihivinir failed to discover the fate
of the fowl, he sallied forth one night
to investigate. The first place he went
to was tho fisherman's.
Xow, Coleby wouldn't really have
gone into bis neighbor's coop with
out just reason, but he had a right
to his suspicions, so he only listened
quietly outside, with his ear ngainst
the weather-beaten yawl. '
Suddenly, Coleby heard the drowsy
"honk" of n gooso such n "honk'' as
a homesick goose might make if she
were dreaming of a voyage with the
fleet on Coleby's pond.
Coleby well knew that the fisher
man only hnd three chickens, two
ducks and n drake, and not n goose to
his name; so he concluded that the
fowl witli iu was his. -
Stealthily entering the coop, he
took the goose under his arm, but,
unused to such treatment, the goose
made such an outcry nnd fuss for
freedom that tho fisherman was
11 roused nnd hastened to the coop
door, where ho met Coleby, who hnd
finally secured and quieted the fright
ened bird.
"Here, sir!" said the fisherman;
"whose goose is that?"
"It aln'd your gooso nlready," said
Coleby. "It's mine goose."
"What do you keep her in my coop
for, then?" shouted the fisherman.
"Shame on yoli," said Coleby, "for
stealing a poor goose a poor goose
vat vas lost!"
"Steal it!" shouted the fisherman,
"I steal your goose! What do you
mean?"
"Now did yer goose get in your
coop if you did't steal it?" Coleby
asked, angrily.
And so the quarrel went on.
The fishemnan was enraged. He
pfiid he hadn't stolen the goose, and
didn't even knpw it wna In his coop.
Coleby would listen to no explana
tion, but went nwny triumphant, say
ing he would have the law on the
fisherman, if any more of his gceso
were missing.
The next day the fisherman told it
over tho village thnt Coleby had been
out raiding the coops, and had come
for one of his ducks and chickens, but
the goose already stolen made such
a noise that it aroused him, and he
came upon the scene only to be ac
cused of having stolen a goose that
be knew had not been in his coop.
No honest fisherman, he said, would
stand being duped like that, and it
was perfectly plain that Coleby had
stolen the goose somewhere and took
that ingenions way of throwing the
guilt on some one else.
In fact u goose happened to be
missing from the flock ef nnothrr
neighbor and never was heard of
after, so far ns I know. Thus the
I joke was on poor Coleby.
I So we lay there iu the shade that
I Fummcr afternoon, nnd with u per
sistency mat never Hugged, we sang
in rhythmic monotone:
"Coleby, Coleby, bring back that
goose! Coleby, Coleby, bring back
thnt. coose!"
' Tte anvil rang louder than ever and
the sparks flew madly as Coleby's
hammer beat down with fury. He be
come angrier euch minute until at
last, in a blind rage, he ran to the
edge of the pond, brandishing in his
hands a pair of tongs.
He swung them around his head
and hurled them nt us with the ut
most strength of his brawny nrin.
"Take that goose vunee" he cried,
end the tongs went straddling
through tho uir and fell ker-elaig
right in the middle of the p. md.
We boys really knew more about
the history of that goose than any
one suspected or we cared to tell.
Alf Waters had caught her in a
fence corner and had imprisoned her
in his father's unused stable, and all
to hear what a fuss Coleby would
make, for nothing enraged him so
much as a depredation committed
on his geese.
Three nights after having taken the
goose, Alf tired of his sport, and
taking her under his arm he carried
her to Coleby's coop. Coleby's coop
was locked. What could All' do? lie
had no intention of keeping I he
goose, for he was one of the best fel
lows t lint ever lived.
"Now," thought Alf, "I will put
poor goosey where she will be com
fortable fur the night, and in the
morning she will go home herself."
The first place Alf thought of was
the upturned boat the fisherman used
for a coop, and in live minutes the
goose was comfortably settled on the
ground with the two ducks and drake,
while the three chickens slept on the
roost above.
There! Alf had done his duty, nnd
it was just iu time, for scarcely half
tin hour afterward Coleby and the
fisherman met nt the coop door, and
each thought the other a thief.
The slimmer days were filled with
Hie round of boyish pleasures, nnd, al
though I say it with regret, we boys
frequently requested Coleby, in our
most musical tones, to "bring back
that goose." And Coleby himself be
came so angry at us that we would
scarcely dare to go near his shop.
Hut there came tin end to our tens
ing and his anger, and ibis was how
It hnpiicned:
Coleby's pond is tirule by a dam.
built across 1'all creek just half a mile
above its union with the Ohio. The
tin 111 hud been built a long time, and
the mill that stood by it was out o?
repair. Wo boys used it for general
amusement purposes and the fisher
man kept his boats there.
Below the dam on the side next the
old mill was a deep pool, in which we
boys delighted to swim, nnd into
which we used to dive, from a lorn
beam that stuck out over it. This
beam lay on the floor of the mill, from
one side nnd end of which the wenth
erbonrdiug had been torn by destruc
tive hands, l'roni the beam's end
dangled a rope which secured one o'
the li.ilicrman's boats as it lay on the
water below.
One afternoon Alf and I went dow n
to the old mill to see the boys dive
We mi t Coleby's geese as vie went
tieross the common, and they hissed
at us, for they liked us no belter than
did Coleby himself. We cared not a
bit for that, so we went on to the
pond.
I'd Sawyet, Sam I'arker nnd Tom
Hummel were to have a contest for
the championship in diving, ami were
to take the plunge from tin: long
beam.
When we arrived at the mill, there
snt six or eight boys on the floor along
the t pen side of the mill, with their
feet dangling over the water that lay
cool and deep six feet below. They
wit" talking of tho merits of the boys
who were to dive. ICach one had hN
champion, and was nsserting how
much he would distance his competit
ors in the contest.
' Itiimmid's going to win," said I'.i'l
liaines. "I saw hini dive under a con I
barge at New Albany last summer and
come up on the other sitle, and 1
know I'arker or Sawyer can't bca'
that."
'Sawyer can," put in Hob Wilkin",
gelling up and walkii.g to the end
of the beam to look tint over the com
mon, "and he'll soon show you that he
can, for hern he comes, and I'arker
is with him."
We all went to the openside of the
mii! and greeted the boys with cheers.
Tom Hummel, too, wis seen coming
along by Coleby's shop.
The geese waddled along in the path
before him, and in a spirit of fun he
rnn among them, scattering them
right nnd left. He ran them about
until the old gander rose into the air,
followed by tho whole flock.
They happened to fly toward us, nnd
os their clipped wings could carry
them no further, they lit by the mill
only to receive a shower of stones,
when thev took to the water, one of
them having been hit by ft tone from
Alf's hand.
The geese made Btich an outcry thnt
Coleby came ruhning from his shop,
nnd would hnve punished Tom had be
been able to catch him.
Tom ran to tho mill nnd joined us
In singing, "Coleby, Coleby, bring bnek
that gooe!" which he kept up until
Coleby hod done shaking his fist at
us and had gone back into his Bhop.
A few minutes later we were busily
engaged in the diving 'contest.
The plnn was for the three boys to
stand together on the long beam and
01v at the aauM time; Three dive
were to be made, the boy remaining
longest under water two times oir
of three to be declared w-inner.
If each boy won a dive, the cenUs:
I was to be continued ' until one of
j them won two out of three.
I To keep the beuni from tippmg
j when the boys, with Alf, who gave t;.e
I signals, stood reudy to dive, four or
nve of ua stood on the other end and
held it down.
Two dives had been made, Hurker
being winner in one nnd Kummt; in
the other, and very much excited, we
stood waiting for the signal from Alf,
who stood nt the other end of the
beam. The divers were poised lor the
leap, and we silently waited.
"One," said Alf, slowly and distinct
ly, "two, th-"
"Holt on dere holt on dere!" ex
claimed a familiar voice, in a warning
tone.
And turning quickly we snw Coleby
in the doorway at the front of the
mill.
And, grasping her by the neck, he
held up a dead goose.
It was the gooso that Alf had put
in the fiishcrman's coop the very one
he had struck a few moments before
with the stone. It had fallen out of
hicjht behind n bowlder when hit, and
we did not notice that it did not swim
uway with the others.
"Nat you call dis?" thundered the
enraged man, "vat you call dis? I'll
show you how o kill my geese."
And he rushed at us with the fury
of a madman.
At the very first sight of Coleby, All
hnd wound his leg around the rope -it
the end of the beam and slid d OW II
to the fisherman's boat.
Coleby did not see him, but came
nt the rest of us, brandishing tin
goose us if he meant to destroy us
with it.
As he swung it around his head, we
jumped from the beam nnd scattered
in ull directions. Hut we had forgot
ten. The beam, being left uiibalitiiced,
tiprcnred nnd plunged the three boys
with itself into the water.
There it stood, leaning up no-niust
the mill, its lower end deep down on
tho bottom of llie stream.
The splashing of the bos in tbe
water, our outcries as we ran here
nnd there to keep out of harm's way.
nnd above nil, Coleby's cry of "I'll
show you how to kill my geese!" made
an uproar that was highly amusing.
Suddenly there came a cry of "Help!
help!" We stopped. Coleby slopped,
too, and the goose hung down on
the floor.
Help! help!" enine the cry from the
boys in the water.
We ran to the cud of the mill
where tho beam had lain, liummel
was diving down by it. l'arl."r and
Sawyer were swimming around, call
ing for help, shouting "All's drown
ing!" both too frightened to do any
thing. There by the beam, slicking up out
of the water, was the stern of the lit
tle boat, nnd by it Alf's hands were
beating the water. Now he sank, now
he rose, but bis head did not rise
above the water.
In an instant we saw it all. When
tho beam went down. All's leg wis
still wrapped nrouiid the rope, and it
had carried him, boat and all down
with it, and there he was, drowuin:;
before our very eyes.
"Quick a knife!" 1 shouted, throw
ing oil my clothes. An open pocket
knife was thrust into my hands.
Holding it between my teeth, 1
plunged Into the water.
Alf's leg was bound. I would cut
the rope and savo his life. Hat my
mouth filled with water; I strangled
iiml noariy lost my senses. 1 iliwil,
seized the rope to cut it, but, was s i
ur.ncrved that I dropped the knife.
it was all up. All' would drown. Al
ready 1 saw him stretched out, pal"
and lifeless, his hair wet, his lips
blue.
No, no; not so bad as thnt. While
wo quick-witted boys hnd exhausted
our plans for a rescue, the slow old
blacksmith was just beginning to act.
Slowly ho took in tho situation as
he leaned against the upper end of
the beam. Then he put his big hands
ngainst it and began to push. He
pushed it out us far ns he could- reach,
lint that was not far enough. With
all his massive strength, he pushed
it again beyond tho reneh of his hands.
It stood upright for a moment, then
fell forward with n great splash. 1 1
sank, it rose, and with it rose the lit
tle boat, half full of water, but. in it
was Alf, strangling, halt conscious,
but saved.
One week from that day, five of us
boys went over to see Colby. T.icre
were Ed Sawyer, Sam I'arker, Tom
Hummel, Alf Waters and 1.
Alf carried a stuffed goose. It was
tl .' gooso he hnd put in the lish-r-m:
:i's coop,, und had finally kilbd.
S' looked ns natural 11s if she were
pic :ing grass on the common, save
that her eyes hod a stare, somewhat
glassy, which was very natural for
a stuiled goose.
I carried n pair of tongs. We had
spent half a day in dragging the pond
for them, nnd they were nt last found,
covered with mud. My sisters had gild
ed nnd covered them with ribbons un
til they were beautiful to behold.
Tho gooso and the tongs were pre
sented to Coleby awkwardly enough,
forgetting all the fiae speeches we had
intended to make, but our sincerity
was apparent when we confessed tha t
we had done wrong, were sorry nnd
Wished to make a peace offering.
The strong man's' pardon was giv
en and his friendship won. Golden
DHys.
Like and I'nllke.
Browne Whenever a woman be
comes unreasonable it's attributed to
her nerves. Isn't that singular?
Towne Yes, but the unreasonable
nesa of a man . is attributed to his
nerve, and that's still mors singular.
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Saves Dealers' Profits.
l
I reients AJulteralions.
OUR OFFER)
iiayners
Wo will lend four lulls
nuilrt hnllli'V olllniniTVr
7-eiir-0l(l lloutile (aiini'rr
Distilled Ke tur VUll.t
ppri'S prepaid, shipped
in plain piMhaue, neti
ntrirL l.l inflifMlj rnnAl
'SJWNWDStHlt!?
" '"ii a ji in"
tenth. If riot salisliirtur
when rrtrited. return 1 1 fell
At dur expense; Me vtilll
irtf
return your Sl.iu.
Sneh Wfihlcev can't reb
elscirhcre tor less lui i
lun is j
i; St "i J l
X. L'u 9 I
Ohln.'S
lHltl-i'KitK-rp. Thlnl Nnt'l ll.ink.pnvli.n
1Hl I lliilik, l. Linn; nr liny or Hie
THE HAYNEtt DISTILLING CO
ii 309-2 1 1 So. SnvAnth St.. St. I rrnir.. Mn. h
We KUttrantce nliovi; firm will iiu iih It hutitii. Kr
DK. HAfNtb,
fl III' (ill lit l.l l ll.Ulil-i ii'liti-l
ilii'l uMil I "i I 'If l!tliiit of Sitr-a
p.inlla and li'i t'mu i - 1 11 1 l,i ,
Cli.v.r, Ihrf :iiil IJ V.-'-'i't .1 lilf.-.
Rim! lll'd I I -1 I'-i. lit- .Mill! 11,1 '
cm ill t :f 11 -s IflUlliX 1 lit- ('.nalivi c i !
in v inn- d 1 1 1 1 r M "'iliciiii' in tin. nun'
kid mo! List- Ttt'I; : -s 1- I I -
!lciiti'st I i "i 1 1 ! i of the Ayr. I.ill:!i.
nil (IKU.VS, .! -Iiuvi-'l ull .M;CK(i
IjKS Hini n .-.in nii'l riiliiin rnii
ior KDNKV ai,.l L1VLU disusr
Ulu'linoil ism, NiTViiii-in isii'
mill. .Mil ilia. Ci'lisliliali.ii, ,Sic
I ii'lt'I.irlio ami nil i'ii.i p ain t s ui i ,
injj I'l'mii iuiniiio hiooil. Ki'jjuini
liriccSl.nil per linllli' 1'ii.., hut, ii
nilcr to i'i't it in t ft i lit ceil ill t Iiis sit
lion wo will sell at " tils p, f Imi
llo or I li: ilos lor s I. .'in tin; 1 1 furl h
cr iinticH. In ;iot, milt, onlrr im
if you arc nilinj,'.
Tim nit ivo i lii'iim is nsi'il in i;v
KHV HOSI'ITAI, nn.l l.v nil Hi.
LKAUl.Vi rJlVSi(.'lANS in tin
world to ilnv, nt:d highly i-tinni'set!
I.yull. A'l-li.'ss.
AOHAWK KEjAE-DY CO
April is '.'It. K1Mi:. V.
REST03ES VITALITY
Made a
lAf-ii aa
!K..of Me.
THE
great H
PZlXIXvTOXX Xl333VmX"ST
prorlneeg thontiove. roKiilt ln'30 day. It art!
povrorliillyaud 'lUl.'Kly. Curra when all others fall
lioung men will reuain their l ift manhood, and old
men will recover their youthful vmor by ualng
It L VIVO. It quickly and aun.lv rcHtorct Nrrvoua
Dona. Lost Vitality, Inipoteucy. NiRhtly EraluloDi,
Lout l'ower. Fail ln Memory. Wantlni nineaaea. and
111 effects of Bolt abufo or rxcc.FR and ItidlRcrotlon,
ahlch unnta ona for ntii'ly, liiiHineKn or niarrlaga. II
notonly curesby ntartlntfat IhciHr-nt of dineine. but
Is a ureal nerve tonic and blond builder, bring.
Ing back tho pink clow to pale cheeks and re
toring tho fire of youth. It warrix off Insanltf
and Consumptlnn. IuslHt oa having BE VIVO, no
other. It can be carried In vont pocket. Dy mall,
1.00 per packago, or six for BS.OO. with m poll
tlve written aruarunteo to rare or Mland
the money. Circular Ire. Addren
Royal Medicins Co.,3.
For Hah in Jifiddleburrh, Pa., by
MIDDLEIWRGU DRLG CO.
CUBiS WH1HC 111 HSf falLS. PI
Beat Cough Bjrrup. TaMva Uoud. Vm I
in lime, (unit ny nnutitinta.
It IS 1
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m -1 s a 1 . m
4 iSMtil bt-f ,
in
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AGENTS WANTED
to ride and exhibit a sample 1901 model
oicycic ei onr manufacture. TUU CAN MAKE 910 TO
$E0 A WEEK besides having a wheel to ride for yourself
iGOl ModeEsa.S$G h $18
'S0&'99K5?ids.s$T!9$l2
S 500 Sssend Hand IVhsflic; i 5
I 1 taken ia tratic fey tmr Ciaiaya tctau iioit, tJVfl 13 UIl
aew.
We ship aay bicycle CN APPROVAL to
anyone without a cnit di nosit i t- w.loiuo: and allow
10 DAYS FF.EE Tll!L.
You takl
a absolutely
no rink in ordering from us, ns you d.i noi uci to pay
a cent if the bicvele docs not suit von.
MUAT DIlV wl"-el until y.,n !,.,,. ivri'tin f..r out
I1UI DUI FACIIlkV I'klCIS :n 1 ,M. iiFFlR.
Tbi lilH-tal offer haa ncvr been ci,i.u!cU and is a vunauttc uf
the quality of our wheel.
in ench tuwn to ilUtri'aite ralnlciu- fur ua in
tuuiiy lor lice calaLKUc aia: our spt'iul ellcr.
C0.,D!11' !3flJ,0;tis2go
' w. ii. r.i ; ..; r.. :'i.,;,i n ir
418 iMarker St., ll-.-rri; .t.ni I'a.
('. lie 1'. 1'. I! ' '..t I I ''.Hi. .-I
-.ril!l'il : i' VII ii:i.t j.
Rooms, 5 :i:iil 50c. fiord ,d.s, 2Sc
tJl.DOto l..,-i .. !:iv. .',it. .. r Mi.-li.
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tf
I'a 1 1 ll I I! 1st ii I.e.
Mr. l-o!aic ..f ! I !!.) Yon
f.'IV tin- ni'W i; i.iily I..j,;,,i lnni-
c i.ith a ! ; Ii;. I I i ill., r., : I :-.,.i,l sta
tion to I it Ui- th- nt'M trai-i I'.o-li In tlic
city. l-'.'ri!ii::i r.-!V 1 frar "ii didn't.
ln'W In r i !!'t:.' nt:. i,t;,.n. on
t In- t r' i mi; !
l-ol it- 'n'-. r .:.! 1 iiui'-h! Jut
every t IiIiil' ;ii.' ir.iin lu.y I, i '; lint I
Knew I ; ,, t ,,.,. w in 1 1 1 , ;,;; kiss
her when the i ni in '.miiI i!l,.ii'!i the
t limit ! ! ili Llyn Ka
I'll.llllil V -ei' ; ! . ll t-il of II.
Tile t Ili'LluL'ii'.lI a I';! ,11111-1. ! UJM'l!
wanm-r an,! wai'iner.
"I!u t. iiiv d.-a i' sir." pi'ni - 'i-, Di'ii
I'on I i-i in i,!,.. a . !i.i!. "lm ...-n't ire
lend tn l.iiinv iii.-n- aliLiil i; iiian tln
A post Ii' Pi-lir ,!al. iln 1 1 Tl V"
"W liat .ii.! tin ;i. ,,-;, I', ii r I.ii.hv,"
retort. il tin man ui:li the a '.- : its-i vo
I p:n!i:i:e. "aln.nt t lie hiv.ln'i' crit-
iei.-mV i lilrn.ro l i-: i mi nr.
Sll 1 1 si a el. i I'M 1 1 pla I Pie. I.
"WI y -' . y , a Mik - -, ma, IT'" n: . .-r!. !,
I'.' !: :t M -v
"1 s'i mi - ." th" ' ' r- I'll'.!,
K -t -" llllli ll I" - IV."
-'at!., i;-- S' 1 1 ; a ia! 'I';ni- -'.
i-' i t:i;ni.v 1 1 ii i:.
a ' i
is v'
KC !.- ...
i
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v-.- i Ol
rtv.
"Wol's dc iiiait.T, Hilly?"
".M! intent. 'i In n- me ov. r heciM I
ditln't h.'iv.: no antoiiiiiliile."
"Take i, ii old man's ii-lvii'e. an' don't
have not liin' mure to do wid Jut. A
woman w ill et ra iant i.!' ..s Wke tint
would ruin any man." iii ti 'it l-'rci-I'l't-ss.
M. ntiil .tell t il. v.
The man 1,-i-e niii.il Is ni-'i r ennti nt
On oi,'- ef I (i i xt ia in - . ! I" i.t.
lie I'll si:, s ins to laliu t r -I.t 1 ul.k
Or else ll. ea-ts l.l lie u tl'al.k.
- V.olih;Kr..ii Star.
lie In Mill I.iiiikiiiK.
"Here's a piod clniiici! for J'oti,
Jack," said tins father of tho youiijf
man just aliout to graduate from
college, looliiiifr up from tho "want"
udvertisi'inont in thu paper.
"A chance isn't what 1 want," said
the yoiinjr man, loftily, "I'm looking
for an opportunity." Somcrvillc Jour
nal. Ilonr It Warn.
U.joncs That's a terrible cigar
you're smoking.
Giles It cost 30 cents.
Ujones So?
Giles Yes. When I bought-it tho
cigar man braced me for a quarter
I owed him. Judge.