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"I wih 1 position," ourtly bofrnn tte young man who im:i!,rineil the world waited mi a oorner for him. "What can you doT" queried the cement-headed commercial bond holder. "Oh, everything," snirt the young man, flippantly, "Indeed!" marveled the business man. "To give you t tint job 1 should have to discharge my :t.mi employes, nnil. tn lie frank, 1 doubt the propri ety nf Ruch n gtep. Oood day."- Ohio State Journal. hut It Won. "I .-in', nut expecting any package," said the lady nf the house. "This is the number," persisted the driver nf the delivery wagon, looking nt his book again. ".Value's llkrfjins, ain't it?" "Ves." "No. 74?" "That's our number." . "Then it's fur you." "I think not. It mitft be n case of mistaken identity." "No, mum. It's n ease of beer." Tit-Hits. ArrnnntlnK fr It C'lirmlpnlly. "It may tie merely fancy," remarked Sfrs. Selldom-Hofme, "hut since my hufband began drinking the water from that iron spring ho lias seemed to be ten times as obstinate as he used to be." 'Terlinps," Miested M-;. Nexdore, "the water is tinctured with pitf iron." Chicago Tribune. A Myntcry Solved. Bessie and her father were sitting out on the lawn looking at the stars. "That very red one," said her father, "ie Mars, named after the god of war." "The pod of war! "cried Bessie. "Oh. papa, I wonder if that isn't where the shooting stars come from?" Detroit Free Press, A llnr IMiirrlniir. Daughter (coaxing) Papa, do have n little mercy, and let Charles and me be happy together. Papa (mathematical professor) What? You want to think of mar riage when you don't even know where to find the hypothenuse of a right-angled triangle? N. ,Y Times. BEST FOB THE BOWELS If yntt ItftTt n't a rrtf'ilnr, ht'tilMi DOnt'lH I'St'.-j uni , j mi tw y DoWi-lH . M. HUH IM S I'll. I' sM. wlMt. moarfaci Wft uf haaplng ifil bowalf el. ..1 .in 1 lcai la l luki rnovrnioiic or ttta ill be. Kmd youi in Dm ahaneof ww Irtiiu'i niiiH. Tho Mnontlf CANDY CATHARTIC EAT 'EW1 LIKE CANDY Plant, I'alatnllc, Potent. IMMfJ Ood. Do Oood. Kcti t Hick, n, VlrAen- r tlrlp. 10, ii. nil W cent r box. Wrlt8 for free aauiplc, onj booklet .on oalth. AddreM flL enauso HtniDT roiPAKT. ruirioo w liiw vo"- tiff YOUR BLOOD CLEAR (Copyright. 1901, by Lonll Klopsch, N. T.) Washington, Aug. 18. In this discourse Dr. Talmage extols home as u field of usefulness, and es pecially encourages wives and moth er.-; text, Genesis 1:27: "Male and fe male crested He them." lo other words, God, who can make no mistake, made miin and woman for a specific work and tn move in particu lar spheres man to he repliant in his realm. Woman to be dominant in hers. The boundary line between Italy and Bwitaerland, between England and Scotland, is n'it more thoroughly niarkvd than this distinction between the empire masculine and the empire feminine. So entirely dissimilar are the fields to which God called them that you can no more compare them than you cm oxygen and hydrogen, water and prn". trees nnd stars. All this talk about the superiority of one sex to the other is an everlasting w aste of ink and speech. A jeweler may have a scale so delicate that he can weigh the dust of diamonds, but where are the scales fo delicate that you can Weigh in tlrm affection, sentiment ncainst sentiment, Ihoupht apainst thought, soul against soul, n man's Word against a woman's word? You come out with your stereotyped remark that man i-i superior to wom an in intellect, and then I open on my desk the swart hy, iron-typod. t h under bolted writings of Harriet Martineau and Elizabeth Browninp and (ieorpe Eltot. You come on w ith your stereo typed rem.rk about woman's superior Hy to mitn in the item of affection, but I ask win where was there more oa paeity to love than in John the disciple, and Robert MeCheyne, the Scotchman, and .lrhn Bummerfield, the Methodist, and Henry Me.rtvn, the missionary? The heart of those men was so larpe that aftr you had rollod into it the hemispheres there was room still left to mnt shnl the host of Heaven and set up the throne of the eternal Jehovah. I deny to man the throne intellectual. I deny to woman the throne afTeetion al. Xo human phraseolopy will ever define the spheres while there Is an intuition by which we know when a man Is In his renim and when a wom an is In her realm and when neither of them is out of It. No bungling lepisla ture oupht to attempt to make a defi nition or to say : "This is the line, and that is the line." My theory is that If woman wants to Tote she on'ht to vote, and that if a man wants to embroider nnd keep hnitv he oupht tn be allowed to em broider and keep house. There are rhnseuline women, and there are ef feminate men. My theory is that you have o right to interfere with any one's doinp anythinp that is riphtcous. Albany and Washington mipht as well decree by legislation how hiph a brown thrasher should fly ior how deep a front should plunge as to try to seek ont. the height or the depth of wom an's duty. The question of enpacity will settle finally the whole question, the whole subject. When a woman is prepared to preach she will preach, and neither conference nor presbytery can hinder her. When a woman is pre pared to move in hiphest commercial spheres she will have preat influence on the exchange, and no boards of trade can hinder her. I want woman to understand that heart and brain can overflow any barrier that politi cians may se-t up, and that nothinpean keep her back or keep her down but the t(Ui'Skn of capacity. I know there are women of most un desirable nature who wander up nnd down the country, havinpno homes nf their own or forsaking their own homes, talkinp about their riphts, and we know very well that they them selves are fit neither to vote nor fit to keep house. Their mission seems to be to humiliate the two sexes at the thoupht of what any one of us might beoems. No one would want to live wnder the laws that such women would enact, or to hae cast upon society the chlldre. that such women would raise. But I will show you that the best rights that woman can own she already has In her possession; that her position in his country nt this time is not one of eommtserstion, but one of congrat ulation; that the grandeur nnd power of her realm have never yet been ap preciated; that she sits to-day on throne so high that all the thrones of earth piled on top of each other would not make for her a footstool. Hers is the platform on which she stands. Away down below it are the ballot box and the conpressional assemblape and the legislative hall. Woman always has voted and al wnys will vote. Our greatgrandfa thers thonpht they were bytheirvotes puttinp Wakhinpton into the presiden tial chair. No. His mother, by the principles she taupht him and by the habits she inculcated, made him presi dent. It was a Christian mother's hand dropping the ballot when Lord Hacon wrote, and Newton philoso phized, and Alfred the Great poverned, and Jonathan Kdwards thundered of judpment in come. How many men there have been in hiph political sta tion who would have been insufficient to stand the test to which their moral principle was put had it not been for a wife's voice that encouraged them to do ripht nnd 11 wife's prayer that, sounded louder than the clamor of partisanship' Why, my friends, the right of suffrage, as we men exercise t. seems to be a feeble thing. You, a Christian man, come up to the ballot box and drop your vote. Right after rou comes a libertine or a sot, the ofl eeonrtng of the street, and he dropa his vote, and his vote counteracts jnars. But it In the quiet of home life daughter by her Christian demeanor, a wife by her industry, a mother by her faithfulness, easts a vote in the ripht direction, then nothing can re sist it, and the influence of that vote will throb throuph the eternities. My chief anxiety, then, is not that woman have other rights accorded her, but that she, by the grace of God, rise up to the appreciation of the plorious riphts she already pos sesses. I shall only have time to speak of one prand nnd all ahsorblnp ripht that every woman has, and that is to make home happy. That realm no one has ever disputed with her. Men may come home nt noon or nt night, nnd they tarry a comparative ly little while, but she all day lonp governs it, heautiticR it, sanctities it. It is within her power to make it the most attractive place on earth. It is the only calm harbor in this world. You know as well as I do that this outside world and the buainess world is n lonp scene of jostle nnd conten tion. The mnn who has n dollar strupples to keep it; the man who has !t not strupples to pet it. Prices up. Prices down. Losses. Gains. Misrepresentations. Gonpinps. Un derselling, Buyers depreciating; salesmen ecnpperatinp. Tenants seekinp less rent; landlords demand inp more. Gold fidpety. Strupples nbout office. Men who are in tr-yinp to keep in; men ont tryinp to get in. Slips. Tumbles. Defalcations. Pan ics. Catastrophes. O woman, thank God you have a home, and that you may be queen In it. Better be there than wear a queen's coronet. Better lie there than carry the purse nf a princess. Your abode may be hum ble, but you enn by your faith in God and your cheerfulness of de meanor piid it with splendors such ns an upholsterer's hand never yet kindled. There nre abodes in the city humble, two stories, four plain, un papcred rooms; undesirable neigh borhood, nnd yet there is a man here to-day who would die on the thresh old rather than surrender it. Why? ft is home. Whenever he thinks ff it he sees anpels of God hovering around it. The ladders of Heaven nre let down to this house. Over the child's rouph crib there are the rhantinps of anpels, as those that sounded over llethsshem. It is home. These children may eome up after awhile, nnd they may win high posi tion, and they may have an affluent residence, but they will not until their dying dny forpet thnt humble roof under whirh their father rested and their mother sang nnd their sis ters played. Oh, if you would gn ther up all tender memories, all the lights and shades of the heart, all banquot inps nnd reunions, all filial, fraternal, paternal and conjupnl affections, and you had only just four letters to spell oat thnt height and depth and length and brendth and magnitude nnd eternity of meaning, you would, with Streaming eyes nnd trembling voice nnd agitated hand, write it out in those four living capitals, H-O-M-K. Whnt right does woman want that is grander than to be queen in such a realm? Why, the eagles of heaven cannot fly across thnt dominion. Horses, panting and with lathered flanks, arc not swift enough to run to the outpost of that realm. They say that the sun never sets upon the English empire, but. I have to tell you that on this realm of woman's influ ence eternity never mnrks any bound. Isabella fled from the Spanish throne pursued by the nation's anathema, but she who is queen in n home will never lose hr throne, and death it self will only be the nnnexntion of heavenly principalities. When you want, to pet your grand est idea of a queen, you do not think of Catherine of Russia, or of Anne of England, or Maria Theresa of Aus tria, but when you want to get your grandest idea of a queen you think of the plain woman who sat opposite your father at the table, or walked with him arm in arm down life's pathway, sometimes to the thanks giving banquet, sometimes to the grave, but always together soothing your petty griefs, correcting your childish waywardness, joining1 in your infantile sports, listening to your evening prayers, toiling for yon with needle, or at the spinning wheel, and on cold nights wrapping you up snug and warm. And then at last, on thnt day when she lay in the back room dying, nnd you saw her take those thin hands with which she toiled for you so long and put them together in a dying prayer that commended you to God, whom she had taught you to trust oh, she wws the queen! The chariots of God came down to fetch her, and as she went in all Heaven rose up. You cannot think of her now without a rush of tender ness that stirs the deep foundations of your soul, and you feel as much a child again as when you cried on her lap, and if you could bring her back again to speak just once more your name as tenderly as she used to speak it you would be willing to throw yourself on the ground and kiss the sod that covers her, crj'ing: "Mother, mother!" Ah, she was the queen she was the queen! Now, can you tell me how mnny thousand miles a woman like that would have to travel down beforo she got to theallot box? Compared With this work of training kings and queens for God nnd eternity, how in significant seems all this work of voting for aldermen and common councilmen and sheriffs end con stables and mayors and presidents. To make one such grand woman as I have described how many thousand would you want of those people who go in the round of godlessness and fashion and dissipation, distorting thetr body and gotng so far toward ! disgraceful apparel as they dare go so as not to be arrested of the poliee, . their behavior a sorrow to the good and a caricature of the vicious and an insult to that God who mnde them women and not gorpons, and tramping on, down throuph a frivo lous and dissipated life, to temporal and eternal destruction. Oh, woman, with the lightning of your soul strike dead r.t your feet all these al 1 lurements to dissipation and to ' fashion. Your immortal soul cannot be fed upon such garbage, God calls you up to empire and dominion. Will you have it? Oh, give to God your heart, give to God your best energies, give to God nil your cul ture, give to find all your refinement, give yourself to Him for this world and the next. Soon nfl these bright eyes will be quenched and Cheat voices will be hushed. For the last time you will look upon this fair earth; father's hand, mother's hand, sister's hand, child's hand, will be no more in yours. It will lie night, and there will come up a cold wind from i the Jordnn. and you must start. Will It be a lone woman on a track less moor? Ah. no, Jesus will come up in that hour and offer His hand, and lie will say: "You stood by me when you were well; now I will nnt desert you when you are sick." One wave of his hand, and the storm will drop, nnd nnotlier wave of His hnnd and midnight shall ureak into mid , noon, and another wave of Ills hand and the chamberlains of Goil will come do- from the treasure hnnses of Ilea . 1 . 1 with robes lustrous, blood washed and Heaven glinted, in which you will array yourself for the mar riage supper of the Lamb. And then with Miriam, who struck the timbrel by the Ked sea. and with Deborah, who led the Lord's host into the tight, and with Hannah, who gave her Sam uel to the Lord, and with Mary, who rocked Jesus to sleep while there vcre anpels singing in the air, nnd with Florence Nig lit ingale, w ho bound Up the battle wounds of the Crimea, you will, from the chalice of God, drink to the soul's eternal rescue. One twilight, after I had been playing with the children for some time, I lay down on the lounge to rest, and, half asleep nnd half awake. I seemed to dream this dream: It seemed to me that 1 was in a far dis tant land not Persia, although more than oriental luxuriance crowned the cities; nor the tropics, although more than fruit fulness filled the gar dens; nor Italy, although more than Italian softness filled the nir. And I wandered around looking for thorns and nettles, but I found none of them grew there. And I walked forth, nnd I saw- the sun rise, and I said: "lVhen will it set again?" and the sun sank not. And I saw nil the people in holiday apparel, nnd I said: "When will they put on working men's pnrb again nnd' delve In the mine nnd swelter at the forge?" But neither the garments nor the robes flid they put off. And I wandered in the suburbs, nnd . said: "Where do they bury the dead of this gr"at city?" And 1 looked along by the 1 hills where It would be most beauti ful for the dead to sleep, nnd T saw castles and towers and battlements, but not a mausoleum, nor monu ment, nor white slab could I see. j And I went into the great chapel of the town, nnd I said: "Where do the poor worship'.' Where nre the benches on which they sit?" And a voice answered! "We have no poor in this great city." And I wandered out seekinp to find the place where were the hovels of the destitute, nnd THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. Lrnon la the International Series for September 2l, Jlllll tlnnrterly Review. 1 found mansions of nmber and ivory and pold, but no tear did 1 see fir 6iph hear. I was bewildered, nnd I sot undor the shadow of a preat tree, nnd I said: "What nm I nnd whence I comes nil this?" And at that moment j there came from among the leaves, kipping p the flowery paths and ' pcross the sparkling wnters, a very bright nnd sparkling group, nnd when I snw their step I knew it, nnd when I henrd their voices I thought I knew them, but their npparel was eo different from nnythlnp I hrvd ever seen I bowed, n stranper to etrnngers. Put nfter nwhllc, when they clnpped their hands and shout ed: "Welcome! Welcome!" the mystery was solved, and I saw that time had passed and that eternity hnd come, nnd that God had gathered us up into a higher home, and I said: "Are all here?" and the voices of in numerable generstlons answer!: "All here." And whHe tears of glad ness were raining down our cheeks nnd the branches ot the Lebanon cedars were clapping their hands and j the towers of the great city were ' chiming their welcome, we began to laugh and sin and leap and shout-: I "nome! Home! Home!" Moaanltoea on a Rampage. Word comes from Crlsfleld, MA., of the death of one man from an at : tack made by mosquitoss while he 1 was passing through a wood. An other report from Austin, Tex., tells 1 of nn nttaok made upon oil operators in the region of Sabine, Tex., in which mosquitoes came from the salt marshes in grent clouds that dark ened the sun and forced the work ! men to flee for their lives. Many head of cattle and horses were re 1 ported killed in this last attack. As ! the government has lately expressed an intention to exterminate mosqui ! toes and suggested the wse of kero ! Bene oil on ponds and stagnant wa- ter, this fierce nnd nggresslve attack by the enemy must have been to seize the bnsc of supplies. Deflnlnir by F.nr. A teacher requested each scholar to give a sentence containing the word "toward." One boy, of nine years, evolved: "I toared my pants!" T..1 na. f nn f h 1 V I e" . .. Golden Tezt The inerey of the Lord la from everlasting to everlnstlnrf poataemthat fear lllm. I'xn. to:ttl7. NOTES AND COMMENTS. Below is presented a brief chronol ogy of the period covered by the past quarter's lesson: ' 4004 B. C The creation.. . Ailam and Eve created In Idea anil tlnlr fall ...lllrth of Cain and Abel near Bdi a I K75 B. C Murder of Abi-1. and consequent banishment of Cajn. $s;i B. C Birth of Seth. j 2074 EL C Death of Adam. HAT B. C Translation of Enoch. 2MS B. C Birth of Noah. S.'M B. C The Hood. 1 H-IT-S B. C Covenant with Noah In Ar menia. 247 B. C Confusion of tongues, in Baby lonia. 1 IMS B. C Death of Noah, In Arabia. 1 UM B. c Birth of Abram at Ur, Ibaldi a, ! IVZi B. C Abram moves from L'r 10 li.ir.tn I in Mt-sopotanU. 191 B. C Call of Abram.... Abram and I.ot move to Canaan. ; 1318 B. C Abram ai d I.ot separatS, Lot I Km s to Sodom and Abram settles In 1 Hebron. ' 1913 B. C Lot carried away captive by chi rdorlsomer, and rescued by Abram. 1912 1!. C God's covenant With Abram. 191n B. C. -Birth of Ishmael. 1897 B. C The covenant renewed.... Abram's r.ame chanted to Abraham, and Barai'i to Sarah Abraham entertains three angels, and Interci dl I for Sodom Lot tlees from duenna city Sodom destroyed. UN B. C. Birth of Ijnnc, in Mnab. 1;. C II agar ami Ishmael sent away. loTl li. d Abraham offers to sacrifice Isaac on Mt. Mortal) in Jerusalem, l&'io B. C Death of Sarah, in Hebron. UR B. c Marrlugu of Isaac and U bicca, nt I.ahai Kol. 1n:;T B. C Birth of Jacob and Esau. 1833 B, C Death of Abraham at Beersheba, 1904 B. C Esau sells birthright for mess of pottage The sovenant confirmed, lTiin li. C. Jacob steals Esau's blessing and siarts for Parian-Aram Ilia vUlon at Bethel. 1763 B, C. Jacob marries Leah and Rachel. 17o2-3U B. C Jacob's children, excepting Benjamin, born He returns to Canaan VVrties witii angel at PenueT....Hls uaiiHj Changed to Israel. The above table is valuable only for comparisons, and getting at the inter vals between the more notable events. The dates arc those found in the mar gins of our Bibles, but arc not ac curate. They were estimated by Arch bishop Usher in the eighteenth cen tury. He had at his command only the dates given in the Bible text, with out tJie helps that have come to more recent scholars from other sources. One corrective to the dates of the common chronology is furnished by the study of geology. The fussils iu the rocks, the arrangement of the strata of Soil, the signs of channels worn by rivers, all show the great age of the world. Home students have talked nbout millions of years as in cluded in the world's history, but con servative geologists believe that pres ent processes have been going on for from 30,000 to 50,000 years, and that there have been men in the world for not less than 10,000 years. The monuments of ancient peoples nlso prove that the date assigned to the deluge by the Bible margin is many hundreds, if not thousands, of years too late. Some high authorities on the history of Egypt place the enrliest known events In that history as early ns B. C. 5K00. Others rut the .-late down a thousands years or more, but all agree that records dating earlier than B, C. :iono exist in Egypt. The records of Assyria certainly be gin ns iarly as B. C. 2oo. It would mnnifeMly be impossible for two na tions, surrounded by other peoples, to be formed and organized in re gions su far apart us Assyria and Bgypt in much less than 500 years nfter a sweeping catastrophe like the deluge. The date of the deluge is to be considered, therefore, as not later than B. C. o.M)0, and very likely as-early as B. C. 0O0S. The date of Abraham's life is gen erally believed to have been not far from the period indicated by the Bible margin, the timu fixed by vnri us authorities ranging from B. C. 2100 to B. C. 1750. THE GOLDEN TEXTS. Leson I. In the beginning God created the Heaven and the earth. Gen. 1:1. Lessen II Where sin abounded, grace did mueh more abound Bom. 5:20. Lesson 111. Noah found grace In the eyes of the Lord. Gen. 6:8. Lesson IV. I will bless thee, and make thr name grent; and thou shalt be a Mesa lug - Gen. 12:2. Lesson V. Whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do even so to them. -Matt. 7:12. Lesson Vt I am thy shield, and thy ex ceeding great reward. Gen. 15:1. Lesion VII. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man avalleth much. Jas. 6:16. Lesson VIII. By faith Abraham, when he was tried, offered up Isaac rfeb. 11:17. Lesson IX. Bleated are the peacemak ers, for they shall be oalled the children of God. Matt. 5:9. Lesson X. Surely the Lord is In this place. Gen. 28:16. Lemon XI. Men ought always to pray and not to faint. Luke 18:1. Lesson XII. Wine Is a mocker, strong drink u raging, and whosoever Is deceived thereby Is not wise. Prov. 20:1. Overburdened. The Egyptian woman looks greatly overburdened, and yet the physical bur- 1 oens sue carries win not compare witn the burdens borne by many an American woman. There is nO' burden like the bur den of disease. The woman who suffers from inflammation or ulceration, bearing-down twins, weak back anu nervous ness, bears a burden which crushes her very life. Every woman should know that Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong and sick women well. It cures tlie womanly diseases which cause weak ness and feebleness. It quiets the nerves, cures the aching back and throbbing head, and gives strength for wifely cares and maternal duties. "When I first wrote to you 1 was iu a bail condrtian. and hnd slmost'givcn p."aavs Mrs. Krlbi snider, of Wilkenville. Vinton Col, Ohio. "I wa suffering from female trouble of the wcrat kind : I couldn't eat nnything without suffering grent distress ; throat hurt me bv peUaj was nervous and weak. Had numb haads and arms, heart trouble, pnins all through my body and aching head and neck. It seemed that I conld not work at all. I got Br. Pierce's uiedicinr nnd took it an directed, and the first week it tiegan to help me. 1 tiok three battles and am glad to any thai it did me more good thnn nil t lie other medicine I ever took. 1 feel better thnn I have fur years." Dr. Pierce's Medical Adviser, in paper covers, is sent free on receipt of 21 one cent staniis to pay expense of mail ing only, or if cloth bound volume is desired, send v stamps. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. An Acknowledgment. "A great many men owe their suc 1 cess in life to their wives." "Yes," answered. Mr. Meekton rom 1 plaeently. "If there were more wom en like Henrietta in the world, there would be more kind and obedient husbands." Washington Star. 1 Two Views of It, Much depends upon whether the point, of view is feminine or masculine. I "Will she have him?" he idly asked as they noticed the devoted couple on ' the bench. "Can she get him?" was her mors ' pointed query. Chicago Post. On the Verve of Collapse. "I say, boss, have pity on me," said the tramp, accosting a gentleman 011 the street; "let me have a dollar, will yer, I haven't drawn anything but a sober breath for a week." Y'onkers Statesman, He Attracted Attention. He An' did yo' sny dot I 'trncted de 'tention ob Miss Snowflake? She Oh, ye6! She says she donn' understnn how yo' kin pay fo de clothes. Puck. Old as the Hills. Wife I see some Canadian has in vented abuttonless shirt. Husband (sarcastically) That's nothing new. I wear them regularly. Tit-Bits. In Thnt Case. She When one is really thirsty, there is nothing so good as pure cold j water. He I guess I have never been rea'.'y j thirsty. Brooklyn Life. It Would Seem So. Some men work all night long, And some fmm sun to sun; But the bill collector ha? a tnac His work li always dun. Chicago Daily News. COMPARISON. I Gold Dust When in doubt, don't. The love of the law leads to liberty in it. Self is the shortest and the deepest definition of sin. Love's softest words often have the sublitnest echoes. Sympathy and sincerity are the sis ter keys to all hearts. Don't make the man with the crooked eye the compass-man iof your church. Y'ou cannot make your heart a cesspool without giving your life an ill odor. Some people cannot even trust God with their cares without keeping a memorandum of them. Ram's Horn. Women In Rrltlsh Industrie. Gas is the only British trade which in 1899 employed no women. There were seven at work in electrical works. There is no recreation in desecration. "Mias May, I do not know any bet ter way to describe my embarrass ment in your presence than to say that I feel as if I were about to be ex amined at school." Bombe. The Cynic's Misfortune. This world's a piece, when all is done. By fond Illusions ruled; That man cannot have any fun Who never can be fooled. Washington Star. A Chanee for Trouble. "Throwinir nn old shoe after a bride and groom means that all ill" feeling is thus thrown away." "Yes, but suppose the old shoe should happen to hit the bride?" Detroit Free Press. Tnai Ever Thus. "Oh, yes, he adores me. I've known It for a fortnight." "Then what's b thering you?" "What's bothering me? Why. TVi 1 got to wait for him to find it out!" Prooklyn Life. Pall "our Lifeaway! 1 Yon can be cored of any form of tobacco asM easily, be made well, strong, magnetic, full 01 new life and vigor by taking HO-tO'BMVt that makes weak man strong. Many X'Z ten pounds In ten days. Over MOO, OH' cured. All druggist a. Cure guaranteed Booa I let and advice PRHE. Address STBOMs, REMEDY CO., Chicago or New York. "