F ree Tuition AT A Good School We bare just received a catalogue of the Literary Institute and State Normal School, located at Biooaubaiy, Pa. This school main ham several courses of study for training teachers, a Preparatory Collegiate Course, and couras in Voice and Piano. It is the only boarding school we have beard of where students enter the dining room at their leisure, and order their meals to suit their appetite anu digejuuu as at a first class hotel. It hss a faculty of College and Uni versity trained specislists, abundant apparatus of the latest and most ap proved kind, and every comfort and convenience for the students. Tuition has recently bean made free for those preparing to teach. A letter of inquiry addressed to the Principal, Judson Perry Welsh, A.M., Ph.D., will bring valuable information to those seeking a good school. ij PENNSYLVANIA KAILROAD. Sunbury & Lewistown Division. In effect March 18, 1900. TWAIID. STATIUS. EASTWARD r at am JIB 110 00j Sunbury 2 13 lull 8llngrove Junction i 19 i r i 2 as M'-"j hurling 2 31 IDA Krrumer 2 3t 1"'JX Meiser 240 10 :tl Miilillrburg 34A IDIW Benfer J.V) ,10 47 Beavertown 4 00 In 62 AdRinnburg 3 117 l" a Itaubii Mills 3 13 11 4, MeL'lure 3 22 1113 Vai ir 32S 1 1 1 if Mimdle USD 11 1 I'aiuterville ; M27 U. inland 345 ,11 At Lewistnwn 3 47 11 87 Lewlntnwn (Main Street. :IJ0 1110 Lewietown Junction. I A M M oa 904 i 8 S3 H 8 481 l ; S84 8 a 8! 8 13 8B7 :7 V M 4 00 4511 4 r 4 3.1 4 31 4 28 4 22 4 1(1 4 07 4 ill 8 35 3 III IN 3 36 3 30 8 24 I 18 8 18 8 10 7 34 7 4 7 48 TSS 7 83 7 SJ Train leaves Sunbury 0 30 p m, ar rives at Sehnsgrove 5 45 p m LieavHsSelinsKrove B;00 p. m., arrives at Sunbury 6:X6 p. m. Trains leave Lewistown Junction : I 52 ii in. 10 II a m, 1 in p m.ttop m D Hp m. 7 07p in, 12 02 a in Tor ajtoona, I'ittsburn and tbo West. For Haltlnmre am Wanhinvton 805 am 9 30. 102. I 33 4 83. 8 10 i m For PbUadsluhlS and New York S SS 8 05, 9 80a m, 1 03 1 88 4 8 and 1118 l m For Hiirrlsbura 8 10 i id Philadelphia & Erie R R Division. AND NORTHERN PBNTRAL KA1LWAY WEMTWAKI). Train leaves Sell'wgTOVS Junction dilly tor sunbury nnd West. 9 25 am, U 58 p m, p m. Sunday 9 H a m, s 43 u m. Trains leave Sunhtiry dully except Sunday: 12 23 a in tor BarTiilo.l tl a in tor Krle and Can- sndalans 1 10 a m lor Rellefonte Kris and Canandalirua V 42 a m for Iiok Haven, Tyrone and tho Wt . 12 48 tor Buffalo. 1 10 p m for Bellefonte Kane Tyrone and Canandaiiruii 5 45 p m lor kennvo and Kliuira 8 40 pin lor WUUainspoi Sunday 12 23 a n for liuffalo via Emporium, l 21 a m for Erie. 5 10 a in lor Erie and Canun dulicua 8 51 p m for nu ti 42 a in for Look Haven and llttuisport ii 50 am, 9.i5ii m 2 on .i nd 5 48pm lor Wilkea barre and Harelton 6 10 a in. 10 10 am, 2 06 p m, 5 4.1 p m for Shamo liln and Mount OafBMl Sunday 9 58 a m lor Wllkebarre kast ward. Tralna leave Seliu.grove Junction 10 OA a m, dally iirrlvlna at Philadelphia i IT pin New York 5 .13 p ia Baltimore 8 11 p m WashlnKton ill pm 534 p in dally arriving at Philadelphia ,020 p m New York 3 S i a ni, Baltimore 9 45 p in Washington 10 5 p in . 42 p m. ually arriving at Philadelphia I 25a in, New York 713 a in. Baltimore 2 30 am Washington 4 05 a it Trains also lanve Sunbury : 2 45 a m dally arriving at Phlladeldhla 0 52 a in Baltimore 7 30 a m Washington 830 am New York v 33 a m Weekdays, 10 38 a m Sundays, 3 10 am dally arriving at Philadelphia 71 a in, New York 9 33 a in, 10 38 Sundays Ualtl mcie T -m a m, Washington 8Su a m. Ualtluiorv 121 p in, Washington 1 15 p m. 15.1 p in, week days arming at Philadelphia 23 p in. New York V 30 p m, Baltimore 8 Oo p m Washington 7 IS p m ! II p in dally, arriving at Philadelphia 7 :)-' p m New York 1023 p m, II iltnaur-j 7 30 p lu. Wash ii, .'tin s 35 p in Trains also leave Banbury at 950amsnd 525 and 8 31m, lor Harriturg, Philadelphia and Baltimore I. K. WO' ill, Oen'l PasH Agout i. B. IlLTUHINSON (len'l Manager. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS Nate. Ahvnvs reliable. Ladlea, ak DrUBzlSl for CHtCHawTKsVa KM. In Hr4 and nll metallic boxen, -ealed with blue ribbon. Tnkr no oilier. Kefuae dangerous subati lutinnnil Imitation. Buy of yourlmuarist, or send ie. In utamp for Particulars, Testi monial and --Keller Tor Ladles," in Irtlrr, by return Mall. 10,000 Teatimouiala Hold by all DruKKlKts. CHIOHBBTER CHEMICAL OO. 8100 Sadkon Kuunre. PHIua., PA. M enUoB iau aapar. WANTKD TKl'ST W iltli Y MEN AN11 W(. men to travel and ndverti-e forold e-taldi-hed huime o( solid Hnancinl 4tundiiiK. Salary ITSO year and cxpennefl, all parable In cash. No can tasslnsietlllied GHva references and enclose -'If-addre-sud stamped envelo)C. Addren ' .".an. r. '!" C'axton Hid);., Cliicaico. 4-18- 16t. Edoeate Tour Dowels TTith Casearetl. Canuy Cathartic, cure constipation forever. 'Oo.gNi. It C. C. C. fall, drugftlsts refund money. A Monthly Journal HUNTEB-T B A D E R - Trapper teiia an about bunting-, trappinK and Raw Par Trading. Published by an old ex perienced hooter, trap per and trader. Sam ple copy, Sets. , Only SO cents a year. ' Address, A. R. Harding, Pub Ush er, GalllpoliM, Ohio. , 0. U OWENS, ATTOH5IEY-AT-LAW. Oca SracuLtTY: TYRONE, PA. Collections and Reports. References, First National Bank. Nearby T'iwdb Represented -Bell wood, Altoona, Ilolll Oaysburg. Huntingdon aud Bellefonte. S-8-lyr a raos ancmc is ill INFLAMMATION on throat , II dinln ij mtjiit i, Tooth ii BO M (1 tBlttVto), Gold SorM.relotta, rte.ote. n d- in one to ininy inisuua. J 7 MSMfS. Tk WO. 1M t7 mMI Mc mtSMUsi Instead of being reassuring-, the gov ernment report of the condition of the - I.j" Lm, eorn crP " Au- aruat 1 in stgrtlinir M Cava Crap, r . . . . in its demonstra tion of the blighting effect of July's rainless akien upon growing grain. Where an average corn crop means a yield in the neighborhood -of 9,000,000. 000 bushels, while the big yield of ISM was 2,883,84$, 185, the government's statement compiled front tha reporta of 12,000 curreapoadeate indicates a total crop this year of only 1 J9s,77, 000 bushels. This la a shrinkage of over 650,000,000 from the atlmstea made July l, 1901. For tha states la the great corn bait the loss la shown in the following table of acreage and estimated yield compared with the yield in 1900: Acreage July 1. 1901. ..:.ci.ooo ..3.961.(100 ..7.a3.ix ..s.:rri, nno Estimated, yield. UOi, Tleld. mo. inbu. 10. 890,18 isi.jos.eoi 2M.i76.aa6 X6.I68.SU lao.Tin.404 i(3.sro.at I10.4JO.OS4 In bu. Ohio .... 66 30 .000 ffi.31U.0M lOT.tUS.OOO US .6-.ll.HM InHlnna . Illinois . I Iowa Missouri . Kansas . Nebraska .CIX,0M K.011,000 -.:j,(m.i M.IKS. 000 44.141,000 U,(V.000 The effect of the July drought wus also felt by other cereals. The aver age condition of spring wheat declined 18 points during the month; oats, 10.1 J barley, 4.4, and rye, 9.7. Only buck wheat appears to have stood up under the protracted heut. This is perhaps unjust to Secretary Wilson, remarks the Chicago Record-Herald. He seems to have partaken of the waters of the Mar it Tapley spring and faces the fu ture with the reflection that final fltr urea cannot be given yet, and ""late corn will be benefited by favorable fnll Weather, and early corn, growing un der Ihe best conditions, will fill out better with sufficient rainfall In the near future." There is nothing like taking a cheerful view of matters un der the most depressing circum stances, unil that is why the American people, being of a hopeful turn them selves, enjoy the kindly optimism of their Uncle Jim. Persons Interested in wild flowers nre endeavoring to create -and to or ganize a sentiment for the protec tion of our native plants, especially I near large cities. The pond-lily, trail ing arbutus, native orchids, fringed gentian and many of the evergreens bare been guthcred in Massachusetts for .sale in such quantities, and so steadily sought by frequenters of sub urban woods that their extinction is threatened. The remedy suggested is that rare be used to cut rather than pull the flowers, so that the roots need not be disturbed; and that those who gather rare plants for the market should be discouruged by lack oi patronage. The recent lynching of two Italians by a mob in the town of Erwin, Miss., has led to a demand by the Italian, government for the punishment of the guilty persons. In several similar ;ases the government of the United States, after futile efforts to secure ihe punishment of the persons con sented, has made pecuniary repara tion. In the present instance there wemi some prospect that the crim inals will be brought to justice, and the United States government has assured the Italian government that it will .ake every legal means to that end. The long drought and intense heat in the corn belt were broken July i5 by rains in some, of the most I in-, portant states. The extent of the injury to the eorn crop from the' protracted heat is variously est i mat -;d. There has bean excited specu lation in the grain markets. Corn ' for September delivery reached the I highest July quotation for ten years, and shares of the so-called "granger" ( roads were depressed. for more than 30 days in some parts of Kan sas the thermometer did not go lie-' low BO degrees. ; In Colesburg, Ky., there is a horse. Dwned by J. it. Stoval, and it is DO un-i usual tiling for him to cat a half lozen spring chickens at a meal. The Dther day for dinner he consumed II. He runs after them, nnd as he catches ' 'hem devours them feathers and all. The appetite on the part of the equine has only recently developed, but it has neen sufficiently voracious to put Mr. BtOTal out of the poultry business in thort order. ; The farmers of Kansas figure that ivhat they lose through tho drought will be offset by the higher price they will get fur their grain, so that the real sufferers from the drought will be the Consumer, many of whom live in Eu rope. This is the reason, according to jne farmer, why so many farmers took to interest in the prayers for rain. They felt that they had nothing to pray for. ' A Toledo judge has issued an injunc tion asked for by a man to prevent his neighbor's ducks from quacking at' night. A Cleveland woman recently 1 isked for an injunction to prevent her neighbor from throwing tin cans in I her back yard. Who says the courts' re not open to everybody? j The great trouble about the libel law, says an experienced content- i porary, is that the honorable newspa per mail can be made to "pony up" when he is worth it, while the fake, dead-beat, newspaper blacksmith, who can hardly buy a stamp, goes free on a. plea of poverty. . . ... ........ i The importance attained by health resorts in Europe is shown by the fact that the German Health Resorts and Austrian meoV ana Needed Rest. ' ical profession with the cooperation of the governments of those countries has appointed a com mittee to arrange cheap excursions which will give physicians and medical Itudents an opportunity of visiting and examining the health resorts of the two countries. This committee In cludes two famous medical men, Prof, voa Leyden and Prof. Liebreich. The first excursion party will visit the aea eoast resorts In September. It may be the result of the above conception of the scope of medical treatment, ob serves American Medicine, that In these countries It seems to lie true that a physician will often give his pa tient nothing but saund advice and the patient be satisfied that the doctor has done his duty. Unfortunately .should a physician here forget to add a pre scription the chances nre thst the pa tient would seek another more circum spect practitioner. Of course a busy person or one of limited means will ever hope that a forced, often expen sive, vacation may not be necessary and equally good results attained by a course of medical treatment. In America the overworked, mentally worn-out, nervously-exhausted pa tienSs, and unfortunately their name la legion, need rest and recreation much more than iron, quinine, strychnine or phosphates, and their needlessly ex aggerated opinion of the value of these is one of the chief obstacles in t he path of a doctor who tries to help them. A remarkable battle between a boy and a swan is reported from Minne apolis. Harry Carson, a four-year old boy, was playing with the swans in the lake ut Luring park, teasing them with a stick. Suddenly the largest of the birds ruffled its feathers, and, mad with rage, seized the child in its strong beak. The boy struggled for an instant, but strong as he was for his age, the huge bird splashed its wings into the water, throwing up a foam in its wake, and with swift and Sure strokes dragged the boy out into the water toward the center of the lake. The youngster was too fright ened to make further outcry, and for a moment the onlookers were par alyzed at what seemed to be an Im pending tragedy. Then one of the men went to the rescue. The swan had by this time become thoroughly enraged, and was evidently attempt ing to drown the child. Twice the little boy was forced under water by the bird, and before the rescuer had reached the pair they were -0 feet out from shore. Kven then the mad dened bird struggled with the man, reluctant to give up its prey, and a blow wus necessary to make it re lease the child, who was all but drowned. Sober business men are saying that "we have come rouud again to the day of small profits." As a matter of fact, that day has always been here and always must be, Kor the vast majority of mankind nothing beyond a moderate competence is ever possible, and this only on the condition of industry and frugality. As heaped-up riches can only be gained by one in a hundred, what a pity it is that the other ninety-nine should mi.ss the enjoyment of what is within reach through a feverish eagerness to lay hands on the pot of gold at the foot of the rainbow! The humor of the locomotive that "struck a cow and cut it into calves" is due to un oversight of the proof reader, says Youth's Companion. The work of elevating railway tracks above street crossings, now being pushed in half a dozen cities of the middle west, is due to a different oversight, that of "reform" mayors nnd aldermen, who believe that pe destrians and OCCtlpanta of carriages have rights which corporations are bound to respect. Even the ruminat ing cow may yet find her safest promenade along the city street. Several species of animals unfor tunately have been exterminated be cause of their commercial value; it remains to be seen if a like fate will ever overtake any animal because it ia condemned as a pest. The rat is already under the bau In many countries, and concerted action, it is miid, might put an end to his tribe. The mosquito, un insect, seems like ly to be greatly restricted in his Held of operations by the new meas ures taken against him. The girls of Ethel, Mo., formed an emergency society during the hot spell, the by-laws of which provided that do member should receive "young man company" until the drought was brok en. The dry spell was long, and finally, when a circus cams to EtaeJ. the emer gency society had to give ia. War on mosquitoes has begun tin Stiiten island. One hundred barrels of crude oil petroleum has been poured on ponds. Some of the oil Is put down into the water in rubber tubes, with compressed air attachments. A commercial traveler, who had a route covering 1,300 miles in northern Ohio, performed half the journey on the trolley roads connecting many of tho towns in that region. THS FARMER'S HORSE. Flan sf KelB Xaraa far General Wark ana RaUlag Their 1-raaane la a Uovd Our. The kind of horses a farmer keeps should depend very much on the farm, the farmer sod his hired help. Assum ing that he will keep horses vt the power best suited to his w ork, we may ask. what of tha kiad? The general advice ia for the farmer to keep a few good mares to do his work and raise colts. This is undoubt edly the beat plan where he is horse man enough to pick the right kind of marea, mate them properly acd raise their colts in such a way that hey will be worth good money when tbey are old enough to sell. And like wise when he cau give some personal attention to mares aud young things, not having to trut everything to hired help. In the central and western states, where grain and hay are cheap, and horses may be kept for a small autlay, the plan of keeping mares for farm work and raising their produce is a good one. It makes the horse pow er of the farm u cheap power, because it pays expenses as it goes along. The graiu put into good youngsters is sim ply invested for a longer period than wheu put into hogs or sheep. There is a large class of fanners of this kind, who should produce draft horses. Acd there Is a small class, who are lit ted and fixed to keep high-class iiiaren and produce high-class road and car riage horses. Hut there la another clans of farm ers whose circumstances are such that They cannot hope to breed horsel profitably. They have not the grain to feed a crop of weanlings, yearling! and two-year-olds, and often three-rear-olds, which the man who raises horses la likely to have around him. They cannot better invest their money and feed in something that they can turn quicker. If they do not raise much grain they need few horses, and these need not be high-priced one. A pair of geldings that CBU be bought for il.iu or $2on will be tl beapesl powei such farmers can have. They can do the work, the Investment is small, and their keep Is not expensive. An addi tional horse for driving and light work will mnke a fair equipment foi a farm which does not raiss much grain, nnd which U better suited foi raising and grazing sheep and cattlo A pair of cheap western gelding- has proved very satisfactory on one farm that I know, and others are running successfully with an ordinary kind of horse power. Thu question every man should Ball himself is: In what class do 1 belong If he belongs in the producing olass or among those who can raise good horses, so much the better. If he be longs in the common class or even the mule class he is only wasting time and money trying to breed horses. Xa. tioual Stockman. SIMPLE WATER HEATER. Homemade Device I nd l penan hi. on I n r m Whoae OwStn Take timid Care of Their .stork. I am using a home-made watei beater, which Is simple, cheap and ef fective. I dug down below frost and WATER TANK AND HHATBR. laid three large, fiat slimes on which to put the brick wont, then built an arch, as shown iii the illustration. Made the lire box about 10 Inchea wide, with one tier of bricks running back to within 12 inches of the end of the tank. Put In two flues eight inches wide, leading to the pipe which goes into a chimney. Tha water pipe is inclosed In box, a. The tank holds It barrels of water. With a .small handful of dry wood the water can be warmed to any temperature re quired. 1 am using a galvanized steel tank and keep it covered. II. W. l!ur nett, In Orange Judd Farmer. The Value of Corn Fodder, The Implement Age soya that if one-half the care was devoted to the fodder that is given the cars, the gain over the whole country would be enormous. More stock, better food, the release of other articles for the market, and less labor, would assist iii giving a profit mi the farm, but the greut curse of the American fann er Is the shiftless manner in which he treats his corn fodder, unil yet there are open to him the best and must complete labor-saving imple ments for reducing his loss ever be fore offered. He can, by simply cut ting his corn at the proper time, ef fect a revolution in his whole farming methods, and even place ujkih the market, ready baled, a nutritious and palatable food which is unexcelled in nutrition if in tha proper condition for use. Danger In Immature Rye, If cattle ore doing well on dry food during; the winter, the farmer will usually allow the animals on early rye aa aoon aa the spring opens. If tha animals are not carefuly observed tbeymay lose weight from the ohange. In fact, when steers are to be sold they ahould not again be allowed to graxe. 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It I i put Klitranu i hrfullett lor in rralna a Rooms, 25 and 50c. Good Meals, 25c 11 .tio tn 1 . 10 per i lay . 11.00 tn J.Ou per week, 1 1 nod iii'eiiininodatinn, tf A i Minn- Financier, "So you think your boj has whst they rail the buslnesa instinct, do you'.'" "Yes, lie sold hla new jnck knife to tho Roberta boy for a nickel yester day." "1 don'l sit much business about that. Tin' knife must have been worth more than a nickel." "It wa; Inn you see he anys he can borrow the knife and use it whenever he wants t and give it back hen he'a through, which ho couldn'l do with tho nickel." Chicago lleeord-llerald. An (Mil Slor In Vitii'. When Mr. Itnse' ilttl girl Was born, he named her Wild. Ami thua it came to pass he had A Wild Ross for a child. But wlirn Fhi- grew to womanhood He fell almighty bod, Because sin- married Mr. Hosg; Then what a name -hi had Detroit Ki Presi mmm 7'sl HC V lfcv'Mt.lc'- Her Mnt her (reprovingly) An nette Vou know you shouldn't say your prayers in bed, bu1 should kneel down, :;- mamma has tatifrhl you! Antiette (sleepily) Y-Yesj but T am going to ask Ood to s'cusc me. Brook lyn Eagle, An i : ei dym Wanted, And somehow this world's growing glum mer; 'Twould he something remarkably sweet If are only could live through one summer Which !i'i not hr'.iii ths record for heat, Washington star. Logical, Mamma -Willie, shut that window screen. You're letting the tlie.s in. Willie Well, you've got to - t some of 'em In. Mamma Why? Willie .'Cause if you don't lot 'em In, how are tbey (j"'"' to fret, on the fly-paper! Philadelphia Times, gasaea. Miss Sarcotirt (plain ami somctvhuti envious) I'd a good deal rather have my nnmr1 than yurs. Miss Bliggini (hnndHomo, but sharp-, tongued) Yea, I know my name is not a pretty one, but I can get a now one any time I want It, uud you can't. Chicago Tribune. A Roll Havemest, "My operations in this field being checkoii," said the tramp, as the bull approached, "I shall take a little flyer in wheat to save myself." And he soon vanished across the glimmering expanse of waring grain. a 1 r mm t ' r t afjk WW,, r' sfe. i aWffr. I : j