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Anarchist Hid In Vatican Gardens
To Assassinate The Pontiff.
ARRESTED OY A GUARDSMAN
Whin Searched By the Police the Prls
a ener Had a Revolver and Dirk Upon
, His Person Authorltiei Keep His
Name Secret
Rome, Aug. 27. The Italian police
authorities are taking extraordinary
precautions to keep secret the name
of the prisoner captured In the Vati
can gardens, suspected ot an attempt
to assassinate the PopeIFhaa leaked
out, however, that the man la a noted
Anarchist To the police he freely
admitted that he Intended assassina
tion, lie denounced Leo aa "a spirit
ual giant, keeping millions ot men la
POPE LEO XIII.
thraldom." The Holy Father was aoti
fled ot bis narrow escape last night
but refused to comment upon It to
any way.
New York. Ang. 27. According to a
special cable dispatch to one of last
night's papers, the man carried a re
volver and a dirk. He lay hidden in a
part of the gardens through which the
Pope traverses dally. His Holiness
was being carried from bis private
apartrcents In a chair to where bis
iandau waited to convey hlra to the
pavilion of Leo IV.. when a Swiss
guardsman heard a noise in the shrub
bery tome distance away. The sol
dler Investigated and discovered the
assassin, whom he placed under arrest
At the rooms of the Swiss guards,
where the man was taken, the revolver
and knife were found. The man said
he had been hidden all morning in the
.Vatican Hardens and expected to have
to trouljle in killing the Pope.
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3 OUR TENDERFOOT.
How He Repaid a Camp-Mats
for a Simple Kindness.
BY BOLRUON WILSON.
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ITS a sure thing that if a man has
1 any rur in him, the hoir of the
brute is going to show up mighty
quick when you get that man out in
L-ainp. Thai's the way it was with
Hays; he hadn't been with us a month
before he had given everyone in the
outfit cause to dislike him, even the
"Old Man," who was very slow in such
matters. It wu back in 1883. We
were down in the eastern part of Chi
huahua, making the preliminary sur
vey of a railroad that has never been
built, and Hays hnl been sent out
from headquarters In Boston to take
the place of an engineer the Apaches
had picked up. That he was a ten
derfoot w-as sufficient reuse for all
hands to wish him anywhere else but
In our party, for tenderfoots always
give trouble; and that he waa from
Hoston was a grievance additional,
for tenderfoots of that brand can't be
tnught anything they know too
much.
Individually, onr dislike eame of
various things; the Old Man's and
mine was because he had been boosted
into his position without having had
to work up,, as. we had done. And
then he was mortally Stingy! would
not come in on our little games of
draw, because, he said, he couldn't
ifford to risk the money and he re
ceived aa much nay qb I did. Jim,
;ur cook, had it in for him because
he had ventured one day to mildly
criticise .lim's make of buscuit,
something none of the rest of us had
sver dared do, nlthough they were
not always edible. Ahd he had found
fault with Jose's method of cinching
a saddle, which stung Jose to the
quick, aa he prided himself upon
knowing all that was to be known
about a horse and saddle. And he had
been so incautious ns to report Hill
and Tex to the Old Man for some tri
vial neglect of their work.
One morning the Old Man and I no
ticed the hoys with their heads
bunched, talking in whispers, and we
figured it out that thingR were going
to happen to Hays pretty soon that
the boys were going to make him
fight or leave the outfit. We were
not mistaken; the fun began that
night while we were eating supper.
We were about half through, when
Hays suddenly laid down his knife
and fork, and got up, then walked
hurriedly away, gasping and wheeling
tike a choking horse. Nobody aaid a
word, but the Old Man reached over,
and, pouring the coffee out of Hays'
cup, discovered a small cube of plug
tobacco at its bottom. A few morn
ings later, when Hays got on his
horse, he waa promptly backed high
in the sir, sod when he came down
landed in the midst of a big bunch of
gray-beard cactus. We cheered him,
of course, and, while he waa picking
the needles out of his skin, gathered
around him, making remarks that
seemed to us calculated to make even
a coyote light, but not so much aa a
scrappy word could we get out of him.
Resides that, Jose caught the horse,
and, leading him up to us, took from
under the saddle a spine of the same
gray-beard cactus; Hays saw him do
ity too, and of course knew that Jose
waa responsible for the accident. Any
man who would let a Mexican rub it
in that way was n. g. we' thought
The boys were just getting their
hands in. And so it went on, hardly a
day passing that did not bring some
accident to Hays; it was enough to
make a genuine man lose his nerve,
mnch more a Hoston tenderfoot, and
so he soon lost bis color, and would
start and tremble at every naexpected
sound. I got sorry for him in spite of
myself, he looked so abjectly miser
able, aad had about decided to speak
to the Old Man and get him to call the
boys down, when the climax was
readied. It was one morning while
we were slowly picking our way up
a steep mountain that was scattered
about with loose rocks and boulders.
Hays, flocking to himself, as he had
to do pretty much all the time, had
fallen back about n hundred yards
behind the rest of us. Presently Dill
stumbled and fell against a boulder as
big as a barrel, and instantly it start
ed downward on the jump, rising and
falling in long, easy bounds, like a
jack rabbit going through sage brush,
straight toward Hays. He heard the
yell of warning we sent down, and
rooked up and saw the boulder com
ing; but, instead of flattening himself
out behind a ledge rock, ns we expect
ed htm to do, he stood with his eyes
and mouth wide open, locoed-like,
staring up, at us. By good luck the
baulder started on n long jump just
before It reached him, nnd went
whistling 20 feet above his hend. so
there renllv was not anything for him
to get badly rattled about; but just
the same, the next thing we knew he
went down in n pile in ns hearty a
faint ns nny woman ever hod.
Disgusting? Well, that hardly ex
presses it. A creature with so little
nerve hnd no business trying to be n
man. We picked him up, though, and
toted him back to camp, nnd after a
while brought him back to his senses,
lie was too badly knocked out to do
any more work that day, and as
somebody had to stay in camp to look
out for him, the Old Man left me. As
1 have said, I already was sorry for
him, and ns I snt there watching his
thin, white face, I began to pity him,
and to feel ashamed of myself for not
having headed the boys off. It was
not his fault thnt he came from Boa
ton, I .argued; he had to come from
somewhere, and Boston was about the
best place to come away from that I
knew of; snd it was not his fault that
he got boosted into a job without
having to work for it. It was bard
for me to swallow bis stinginess and
taek of grit; anythiag else would have
gone down easier, but I finally charg
ed that to his being a little more than
s kid and really, that was all he
wan. I had just reached the decision
to tell the boys thst they must let
him alone or else go up against, me,
when he disturbed my thoughts by
opening -his eyes snd ssking in a
timid, scared sort of a way for a drink
of water. Of course I gave it to him.
I'd have done the ssme for a dog, but
It was the first kindness any of ns
had ever done him, and so seemed to
get right next to his heart Two big
tears rolled out of bis eyes while he
was drinking, snd when I reached
down for the empty cup he grabbed
my hand and thanked me as earnestly
as though I had just saved his life.
The upshot of it all waa that I met
the others just as they were coming in
and. telling them what had been run
ning in my mind, ended by playfully
promising to make dead meat of the
first one that should spring another
accident on Hays. And the Old Man
bucked me up. The boys took it In
the right spirit; they had had their
little fun, nnd, besides, they were not t
half as tough as they thought they
were ttoelr hearts were too big. And
so Havs came to have an easier time.
It was in the first part of the spring
that all of this happened. Every day
that passed was carrying us farther
Sown the country, farther away from
civilization, nnd by the time July with
its roasting heat came we were swal
lowed up by the desert foothills of
the Sierra Mndre. One dsy, about the
middle of July, we knocked off for
Sunday, at least we called it Sunday
we'd been away from civilisation so
long we'd lost nil track of the day it
really was and made camp on a nar
row ridge, where a scattering of
scrub cedars gave us a little shade. And
maybe we didn't need that shade. If
you've ever been, out in the desert
when there is not a breath of air stir
ring, when the sand and rocks and
everything else get so hot you can't
nfford to sit down without first put
ting your hat down to sit on, you will
he able to understand just bow much
we needed it lor H was that kind of
s dar.
"Phew!? Tex' fried, mopping the
perspiration, trosn his brow, "if that
place the parson used to tell about
down 't San Antone's any hotter'n
this, I hop I won't never git sent
there to take a job eurreyin' a fool
railroad."
"Humph! I'll bet it ain't a Mi hot
ter'n this," Bill answered. "All we
need is a devil. Now, if old reronimo
an' a bunch o' his bucks 'ould come an'
jump us, we wouldn't need to ask bell
or no other plsee any odds." '
Yen bet!" Tex exclaimed. "Say,
let's all handa cut the cards to see
who'll go an' bring a bucket of cool
water."
This was a proposition that aroused
interest in all of us, and everybody
came in, except Hay he was off by
himself enjoying good company. Low
man was to win the job, and so of
course I had to turn up a duce.
That is the kind of luck I usually
have. Off to one side of the camp the
bare, blistered foothills stretched
away hill after hill clean to the Gulf
of Mexico, for all that any of us knew
to the contrary; and on toe other,
with only an arreyo between,
towered high above us one
nf the peaks ot the spur
of the Sierra Madre. Up the ar-
royo, about s hundred yards sway,
was a deep tenaja, a natural tank
formed in the bed-rock, which held
nu abundance of water for our needs,
and water that was cool, it being pro
tected from the sun by a mass of over
hanging rock. Naturally, I wasn't In
a hurry to get out In that withering
heat, but I knew It would only make
it worse to delay, it was getting hot
ter every minute, so I picked up a
bucket and started for the tenaja.
I had covered perhaps two-thirds of
the distance, following the bottom ot
the arroyo, when I heard a wicked
little hiss, and a puff of dust flew
from the bank of the arroyo at my
side. The next instant I beard a faint
"spang," the crack of the rifle almost
muffled by the dancing, heated air.
I dropped the bucket and wheeled
around, just In time to see the men In
camp grab up their rifles and belts,
and start for the rocks on the Jump.
The Old Man stopped long enough to
yell and wave his hend to me, snd
then hustled on; I didn't make out
what he said, but I didn't wait to ask
him what it was, nor did I trouble to
nk who had fired the shot. I just
took it for granted thst It was some
long-haired, saddle-colored gentle
man in gee-string and cartridge belt.
who might even then be peering at
me through the sights of his rifle
from somewhere up on the side of
the mountain, and I started running
as fast as I could fiek It for a pile of
rock a little farther up the nrroyo.
The next thing I knew I hit the
ground with a crash, and when I
tried to get up my left leg wouldn't
work; it was paralyzed. I didn't need
the blood trickling down in my shoe
to tell me what was the matter in
fact, I didn't see that until later on,
nnd I put out all my strength in an
effort to get. behind those rocks be
fore my Apache could pump another
enrtridge into his rifle. Crawling
and hopping and rolling, I did suc
ceed in making it, and then turned
to my wounded leg. I found no bones
J broken, but the bullet had gone clear
through, leaving an ngly hole that let
the blood out freely.
Looking about, I found a crack in
the rocks that sheltered me, through
which I could get a tolerable view of
the mountain Bide, and, crawling
there, I glued my eye to it I didn't
want Mr. Indian sneaking up unan
nounced. Pretty soon the numbness
began leaving my leg, but it was
aching sad throbbing, and in trying
to get into a mors comfortable po
sition, X sat up, raking sag head too
Bgb. Almost at thst Instant say hat
lew off, and half a ansa shots came
geating down through the quivering
sir. I ducked down sgain, very quick
ly. There was a whole band ef
Apaches, instead of only one, ft
seemed. No doubt they were coming
down to the tenaja for water when
the foremost one, scouting the way,
spied me and took a snap-shot at me,
snd the others had crawled up isi
time to help spoil my hat.
There was plenty of fun In it for
the Indians, maybe, but precious lit
tle for me; what with my leg hurt
ing as if it were paid for it and
the heat pouring down on me as if
the sun were hung only ten feet above
me, I was grttjng feverish, and aa
thirsty as a dead fish. There was not
a single chance in my favor that T
could see. My comrades could do
nothing for me without exposing
themselves to almost certain death,
snd I knew I could not last long
where I was the hest alone would
kill me. I decided that my game was
up, and with that came the determi
nation to take at least one of the red
.ievils along with me for company.
By sheer accident I had one of my
guns buckled to me, Again watch
ing through my loop-hole, I present
ly thought I detected a suspicious
movement in a bunch of grass 200
feet or so up the mountain. I
watched it closely, nnd soon was re
warded by a distinct quivering of its
stems. Poking out the muzzle of my
45, I took careful aim and fired. In
stantly the grass waa scattered about,
a brown arm went convulsively up In
the air, stayed there a moment, then
fell back on a dark form that was
quivering in death.
1 yelled with exultation, nnd then
again with defiance as a volley of
shots came from up the mountain.
But I was puzzled that I heard no
hissing or pattering of bullets. Were
they not shooting at me, I wondered.
Then I heard a rattle of shots from
our side of the nrroyo, and I under
stood the boys knew now that I
was still alive, and were taking n
hand at last.
To my surprise the firing was kept
up, nnd presently I heard somebody
running toward me, a white man I
knew by the crashing of his shoes in
(he gravel, and cautiously raising my
bead I saw Haya running up the ar
royo, bareheaded and unarmed. Bul
lets were knocking up the dust all
around him, but the boys were mak
ing it so interesting for the Apaches
they couldn't shoot straight and he
got to me without being hit He
looked like he was scared half to
death, his face was so white and
drawn, and he was panting like a
horse with the thumps. Ha nearly
faulted when he caught sight of the
blood on my leg, but without a word
he gathered me up in his arms and
started back down the arroyo, stag
gering as he ran, for I waa n feather
weight. And maybe that was s pleasure trip
for me! If you've sver had your face
all swelled up with toothache and
with somebody punching you in the
jaw as steadily ns a eloek ticks, you
may be able to form an idea of what
I suffered. You see. the bullet had
cut a nerve in my leg, and, with every
twist and jolt I received, that nerve
Just got right sp and kicked, sending
excruciating pains shooting all
through me. I tried to make believe
that I was having a picnic, gritting
my teeth together till my Jaws
cracked, but it wouldn't work, aad
before we were half way to camp I
was so sick I'd quit dodging my head
from the bullets that kept zipping
past us. The rest comes to me busily.
As I remember it Hays bad left the
arroyo and waa climbing the ridge,
when he let out a screech like some
wild thing, and I felt myself talking;
the next Instant my head ssesned to
explode, snd I went to sleep without
any rocking.
I don't know how long I stayed
clear out of H, but the sun hsd got
over behind the mountain and things
were getting cool, when the siring
of red-hot devils snd Apaches and
such things quit chasing through my
brain, and I found that I was still
alive. The sure-enough Apaches had
hit the trail, too, owing to a com
pany of Mexican soldiers following
them up too close for comfort Then
the boys told me about Hays. He
made the home-run wttb me down
that arroyo and up that ridge with
out getting a scratch, and was within
20 feet of the rocks that covered the
boys whsn a bullet out clean through
his heart Of course it rattled me to
learn this, but I was aH broka up
when they went on and told me about
finding letters in his war-bag that
said he'd been sending his salary to
his Invalid mother.
The boys felt pretty bad, too. at
the way it ended. It waa Tex that
started the ball to rolling. "We'vo
got to do somethin' to square thia
thing," he said. "Of course, now 't
he's dead, lie's goin' to stay dead, an
so our only show's with th' old wom
an his mother, I mean. Now, I've
got four month's pay n-comln' to me,
nn' if ever I'd hit civilization with all
that stuff in my jeans I wouldn't do
nothin' but go on th" biggest old hal
leluiah of a drunk n white man ever
saw; an' so I reckon I'll Jest chip It
all into n pot for th' old girl. Who
f oilers my lead?"
"Me for one." Bill cams in without
hesitation.
And now it was up to Jose. "To
tambien!" he sang out, talking Mexi
can, as he always did when excited.
And so it went round. I'd have
given a full yeur's pay it I'd hnd It to
give.
The boys burled Hays that even
ing, firing a volley over bis grave, as
soldiers do; and when a runner same
along a few days afterward, on his
way to Chihuahua, the Old Man sent
Mrs. Hays a letter telling her all
about it and inclosed the orders for
our pay. 8n Francises Argonaut
GRIT FOR POULTRY.
Reasoaa Why It Skoald De
Kent Coastaatlr Before the
aa la Some Form.
There are two kinds of grit needed
to be successful in the poultry yard,
one of keeping right in the business
in spite of discouraging difficulties,
the other a substance taken by the
hen into her crop fos the grinding of
the food.
Go into your poultry house at even
ing, when the hens are on the roost,
walk quietly up to a drowsy old biddy,
lay your ear carefully over her dis
tended crop and listen; you will hear
the process of digestion going on. You
will then resliie the necessity of grit
snd plenty of it in the poultry busi
ness. There sre two kinds of prepared
grit on the market to-day, the broken
oster shell and the mica grit. The
oyster shell is eaten very greedily by
the hens snd also aids greatly In the
quality of the shell of the egg.
The mica grit in a little higher in
price, but as there is no waste in dust,
as in oyster shell, the hens do not eat
It so greedily; still they eat all that
s necessary for digestion, nnd as it
lasts so much longer In the crop it Is
much the cheaper grit to buy. and will
also keep your hens from eating eggs.
It is a very necessary thing for young
turkeys and will surely bring them
home at night if it Is constantly kept
Where they have access to it.
I found one yenr my young turkeys
got the habit of going to a distant
neighbor's. I followed to know the
reason for it nnd found it was char
coal they went for, something they
lid not have nt home. I purchased
grit for them and hnd no more trou
ble. But when a lnrge number of fowls
are kept, the utmost economy must he
exercised and in regard to grit among
the rest.
I would advise keeping grit con
stantly before the poultry in some
form.
The best plnee for broken crockery
tnd glass is to pound it for the hens,
also charcoal, hard ce-al ashes and
broken bones will he eaten greedily
by the hens. Tiara Bansnme, In Na
tional Sural.
HOMEMADE BROODER.
a Katriesry the rontrlmnre
Here Deaertbed Can Bee t'aed to
Excellent Advitatasre.
A very good brooder may be made
eaaily and cheaply with a five-gallon
oil can from which the top end has
been removed. Insert the can (c)
with top or open end downward
through the brooder bouse platform
HOVER BOARD AND BROODER,
(d), until the closed end projects above
the floor but four inches.
On top of can place a hover board
16 or 10 Inches square (a, e), with strip
of cloth slit every three or four inches, j
tacked clear around the outside edge
of board. A piece of tin should be j
placed on the under side of the hover .
board, with a half-inch dead airspace
between tin and board. The oil can
abould be wrapped with a single ply
of cloth. The hand lamp (b), is placed
under the inverted .'can. A tan chim
ney is used for safety. The idea is
not original, but I have need these
brooders in emergency, with satisfac
tion. B. I. Ives, in Farm and Home.
CHICEElfS AND BEES.
Mule chicks should not be kept on
a bare plank floor.
Warmth is as necessary ae feed in
the early life of a chick.
A hen must have a big money value
to make It pay to doctor her.
Do not think because the little chick
has a soft downy coat it is a warm
one and let the little fellow get
chilled.
A oold, wet coop for little chicks
will knock off all the profits from the
early hatched broods. You will be
well paid to act upon the suggestion
in this note.
To get bees in the best condition
to store good crops of honey in sum
mer when tho honey season is on
they should have n constant supply
coming In during tho spring months, I
and when flowers ore not furnishing j
It to them, they should be fed. This
will enablo them to breed Up very1
strong, otherwise tliej' win not no so.
National Rural.
l.lver Trouble In Fowl,
ltccently a poultry man talked in
public of liver trouble in fowls and
expressed the opinion that it is to be
met with almost entirely in turkeys.
We are certain that it exists to a con
siderable extent among chickens, but
is often not recognized as such.
When apparently healthy fowls drop
over dead it Is sometimes, if not fre
quently, due to this trouble. The
writer had this trouble in his flock at
one time, and ascertained the facts
in the ease by an autopsy on the
fowls, which autopsy showed ths liv
ers enormously dilated with the
blood that had been drawn from the
heart and all other parts of the body.
It is probably a germ disease. Farm
ars' Review.
Building
Requires a foundation. That is just as
true of the building up of the body as of
the building of a house. The founda
tion of s strong body is a strong stom
ach. No man can be stronger than his
stomach. A weak stomach means a
weak man.
Dr. Pierce's Oolden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion aad nutrition. It I
enables the perfect digestion and assimi- i
lation of the food which is eaten. Tbua I
it builds up the body snd restores 1
strength in the only way known to I
Nature or to science by digested andf '
y dlgestsd
If. C, yjit
assimilated food.
While livtna In Charlotte. ST. C vJ.r medi
cine cured tnc of asthma and nmnf ourrh of
leu years- Manama,- writes I, I. .uniin,
Kaq . of asi Whitehall Street. Atlanta, C "At
that titaa Ufe was a burden to m. stvl sfter
spending hundred.! of dollars tnrlrr numerous
doctors I waa dying by Inches. I verigbed only
iji pounds. In twenty day after I commenced
your treatment I wu well of both trouble1
and
in six months t weighed 170 pounds, an' Braa in
perfect hearth I have ntvrr frit the tightest
symptom of either sines. Am Uty.e years
old and la perfect health, sad welsh ifV pounds.
No money could repar you for what you ,lia fr
me. I would not return to the condition I wu
is, tn October, iSys. for Rockefeller's weultb."
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets assist the
action of the " Discovery," when a laxa
tive is required.
Ambition.
My happiness would be complete
With what I have If I
Could know thst no one else below
The sky had more than I, and no
One else stood quite as high.
Chicago Record-Herald.
ENTIRELY Sin ROSA.
Daughter My betrothed must love
roses, for when he sends me flowers
he always chooses roses.
Meggendorfsr Blaetter.
Tearalasr for rhe Issnosslble.
"It I had a million dollar- "
Just then he stopped to think.
And said: "If I bad a quarter
Pd go and set a drink."
Chicago Record-Herald.
FrleaaUr Treatment Had Enough.
Town I'd hate to have that mail
for an enemy.
Browne Who la he?
'I'dU'lio T nn'l bnnm" Vl.lt. he
punched my head once.
my I'd like to
Towns Oh, you see it was all
mistake. After he punched me m
said: "Excuse me. Buddy, I took yei
t - M-i . t I... m ' ul:i.juii;i
Press,
A Slst far Inventors.
Church A Frenchman has invented
a tobacco pipe which has a whistlei
the stem in order to enable the smoltr
to summon a eab without taking '
pipe from his mouth.
Gotham What we want now 111
cigarette with an attachment to H
nal an undertaker without disturb!
the pesos. Tonkers Statesman.
f A Beennd Washington.
Judge What excuse have yot
being so disgracefully drunk yi'tf
day?
n J . .1 , ' ()1
rrisoner iso see, juage, a un
told me I was going to have lh(
grippe, so I
Judgs (interrupting) Oht Ths
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ii.C. UU. nni, j . a ii.w-u w
nKO
Prisoner No. your honerr! I trie
to have one more good time tefor
I'd be laid up. Puek.
Another Prablens Solved
U- CKrok U H.nr Hnn't -v0'
th nk that instead ot bu ldin?
uou nouse. ana puiung in wv
of fttrn tare, it would De or"" "
build two So.ooo nouses ana V'
wnrth of furniture in ench-"
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fnr"?
rif nil t , 1 1 .
Mr. Suburb So we'll ni"".'3
one liotise to live 111 wall
is being cleaned. N. Y. Weekly.
To the Letter.
"TnVe Hint rlo.r off (lie strc
III run you in, oraert"
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t.inntimla nniloi'ninn.
"llut whvv nskecl tnc mnsi
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corr. lie nns a ricenst; ou.
" I h , a , rur if ran 1.11 II a -" r-
. it SVSS
Ullli 111. 11 s t nitii. ""Tj. ,1 .a
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strict, orders to enionts wo- j
pcctoration ordinance.
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err"r"..i
Ton can be cured of any form of wf
eaailr be made wall, atrons. ntssnjtic,
new me ana vigor ny uuut mwtZv
thst kM weak nan atrong. 9V'm
Urn pounds in ten days. Over tUftl
aaa ana Hnn ""SLark.
SUBMIOT CO., Chicago Of Mr York.