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I BY rUARLES (i. I. KOBEKTS. T1IF deep snow In the moose ya- was trodden down to the moss, and darkly soiled with many days of Occupancy. The young spruce and fcirch trees which dotted the trodden pace were cropped of hII but their toughest and coarsest branches, and the wall of loftier growth which fenced the yawl was stripped of its tenderer twigs to Out utmost height of the tall hull's neck. The available provender was all but gone, and the herd was in that restlessness which precede! a move to new pastures. The herd of moose was a small one three gaunt, rusty-brown, slouch ing cows, two ungainly calves of a lighter hue, and one huge, high shouldored bull, whose sweep of pnlmated nntlers bristled like a for est. Compared with the towering bulk of his forerjuarters, the massive depth of his rougkmuned neck, the weight of the formidable antlers, the length and thickness of his clumsy. i hooked muzzle with its prehensile up per lip his lean and frayed hindquar ters looked grotesquely diminutive. Surprised by three days of blinding snowfall, the great bull moose had been forced to establish the yard for his herd in an unfavorable neighbor hood; and now ho found himself con fronted by the necessity of a long march through snow of Mich softness and depth as would make swift move ment impossible and fetter him in the face of his enemies. In deep snow I the moose can neither lice nor tight, j at both of which he Is adept under ! fuir conditions; and deep snow, as he knew, is the opportunity of flic wolf and the hunter. But in this case the herd had no choice. It wus simply take the risk or starve. That same night, when the moon was risiug round and white behind the hrteptt, the tall ball breasted and trod down the snowy barrier, and led his herd off northward between the hemlock trunks and the jutting gran ite bowlders. He moved slowly, his Im mense mutzle stretched strairrht out be fore him, the bouy array of his antlers laid back level to avoid the hindrance of sdinging boughs. Here and there a hollow under the IctcI surface would set him plunging aud wallow ing for a moment, but in the main his giant strength enabled him to forge his way ahead with a steady majesty of might. Behind him, in dutiful line, came the three cows; and behind these, again, the calves followed at ease in a clear trail, their muzzles not outstretched like that of the leader, but drooping almost to the snow, their high shoulders work ing awkwardly at every stride. In utter silence, like dark, monstrous specters, the line of strange shapes moved on; and down the bewildering, ever-rearranging forest corridors the ominous fingers of long moonlight felt curiously after them. When they had journeyed far some hours the herd oame out upon a high and somewhat bare plateau, dotted sparse ly with clumps of aspen, stunted yel low birch and spruce. From this tableland the streaming northwest winds had swept the snow almost clean, carrying it off to fill the neigh boring vnlley. The big bull, who knew where he was going and had no will to linger on the way, halted only for a few minutes' browsing, and then smarted forwnrd on a long, swinging trot. At every stride his loose-hung, wide-cleft, spreading hooves came sharply together with u Hat, clacking noise. The rest of the line swept dutifully into place, and ttte; herd wns off. But not all the herd. One of the calves, tempted a little aside by a thicket of special juciness and savor, took alarm, and thought he was go ing to be left behind. Be sprang forward, a powerful but clumsy stride, careless of his footing. A treacherous screen of enow-crusted scrub gave way, and he slid sprawling to the bottom of a littie narrow gul ly or crevice, a natural pitfall. His mother, looking solicitously back ward, saw him disappear. With a heave of her shoulders, a sweep of her long, hornless hend, nn anxious flick of her little naked tail, she swung out of the line and trotted swiftly to the rescue. There was nothing she could do. The crevice was some ten or twelve feet long and five or six in width, with sides almost perpendicular. The uaJf could just reach its bushy edges with his up-stretched muzzle, but he could get no foothold by which to clamber out. On every side he es sayed it, falling back with a hoarse bleat from each frightened effort; while the mother, with head down and piteous eyes staring upon him. ran round and round the rim of the trap. At last, when he stopped and stood with palpitating sides antl wide nostrils of terror, she, too. halted. Dropping awkwardly upon her knees in the snowy bushes, with loud, blow ing breaths, she reached down her head to nose and comfort him with bcr sensitive muzzle. The calf leaned up as close as possible to her caresses. Under their tend rness the tremblings of his gaunt, pathetic knees presently ceased. And in this position the two remained almost motionless for nn hour, under the white, unfriendly moon. The herd had gone on without them. In the wolf's cave in the great blue and white wall of plnster rock, miles back beside the rushing of the river, there was famine. The Bhe wolf, heavy and nenr her time, lay agoniz ing in the darkest corner of the cave, ricking in grim silence the raw stump of her right foreleg. Caught in u tteel trap, she had gnawed off her rva paw. aa the price of freedom. She could not hunt; and the hunting was bad that winter in the forests by the blue and white wall. The wapiti deer had migrated to safer ranges, and her gray mate, hunting alone, was hard put to it to keep starvation , from the cave. The gray wolf trotted briskly down the broken face of the plaster rock, in the full glare of the moon, and stood for a moment to sniff the air that came blowing lightly, but keen ly, over the stiff tops of the forest. I The wind was clean. It gave him no i tidings of a quarry. Descending hur- riedly the last 50 yards of the slope, he plunged into the darkness of the firwoods. Soft as was the snow in those quiet recesses, it was yet suffi cientjy packed to support him as he trotted, noiseless and alert, on the broad -spread i ng pads of his paws. Furtive and fierce, he slipped through the shadow like a ghost. Across the open glades he fleeted more swiftly, a bright and sinister shape, his head swinging a little from side to side, every sense Upon the watch. His di rection w'as pretty stcadilv to the west of north. He had traveled long, till the direc tion of the moon shadows hail taken n different angle to his path, when suddenly there came a scent upon the wind. He stopped, one foot up, nr rested In his stride. The gray, cloudy brush of his tail stiffened out. His nostrils, held high to catch every waft of the new scent, dilated; and the edges of his upper lip came down over the white fangs, from which they had been snarlingly withdrawn. His pause was but for a breath or two. Yes. there was no mistaking it. The scent was moose very far off, but moose, without question. He darted forward at a gallop, but with his muzzle still held high, following t lint scent up the 1'rescntly he struck the trail of the hwrd. An instant's scrutiny told his trained sense that there were calves and young cows, one or another ot which he might hope to stampede by his cunning. The same instant's "Scrutiny revealed to him that the herd had passed nearly an hour ahead of him. Up went the gray cloud of his tail and down went his nose; and then he straightened himself to his top speed, compared to which the pace wherewith he had followed the scent up the wind was a mere casual sauntering. When he emerged upon the open plateau and reached the spot where the herd had scuttered to browse, he Blackened his pace and went warily, peering from side to side. The cow moose, lying down in the bushes to fondle her imprisoned young, wss hid den from his sight for the moment; and so it chanced that before he dis covered her he came between her and the wind. That scent it waa the taint of death ta her. It Went through her frame like an electric shock. With a snort of fear and fury she heaved to her feet and stood, wide-eyed and with lowered brow, facing the menace. The wolf heard that snorting chal lenge, and saw the awkward bulk of her shoulders as she rose above the scrub. Bis jaws wrinkled back tight ly, baring the full length of his keen white fangs, and a greenish phosphor escent film seemed to pass suddenly across his narrow eyeballs. But he did not spring at once to the attack. He was surprised. Moreover, he in ferred the calf, from the presence of the cow apart from the rest of the herd. And a full-grown cow moose, with the mother fury in her heart, he knew to be a dangerous adversary. Though she was hornless, he knew the force of her battering front, the swift, sharp stroke of her hoof, the dauntless intrepidity of her courage. Further, thoagh his own courage and the avid urge of his hunger might have led him under other circumstances to attack forthwith, to-night he knew that he must take no chances. The cave in the blue and white rocks was depend ing on his success. His mate, wound ed and heavy with young if he let himself get disabled in this hunting she must perish miserably. With prudent tactics, therefore, he circled at a safe distance around the hidden pit; and around its rim circled the wary mother, presenting to him ceaselessly the defiance of her huge and sullen front. By this means he easily concluded that the calf wus a prisoner in the pit. This being the case he knew that with patience and his experienced craft the game was safely his. He drew off some half dozen paces, and sat upon his haunches contemplatively to weigh the situation. Everything had turned out most fortunately for his hunting and food would no longer be scarce in the cavo of the painted rocks. That same night, in a cabin of un utterable loneliness some miles to the west of the trail from the moose yard n sallow-faced, lean backwoods man was awakened by the moonlight streaming into his face through the small square window. He glanced at the embers on the open hearth, and knew that for the white maple logs tb have so burned down he must have been sleeping n good six hours. And he had turned in soon after the early winter sunset. Rising on his elbow, he threw down the gaudy patchwork quilt of red, yellow, blue and mottled squares which draped the bunk in its corner against the rough log walls. Ho looked long at the thin face of his wife, whose pale brown hair lay over the bare arm crooked beneath her cheek. Her lips looked patheti cally white in the decolorizing rays which streamed through the window. His mouth, stubbled with a week's growth of dark beard, twitched curi ously as he looked. Then he got up, very noiselessly. Stepping across the bnre hard room, whose austerity the moon made more austere, he gazed into a trundle-bed where n yellow haired, round-faced boy slept, with the chubby, sprawling legs and arms of perfect security. The lad's flee looked pale to his troubled eyes. "It's fresh meat they want, the both of 'em," he muttered to himself. "They can't live and thrive on pork an' molasses, nohow!" nis big fingers, clumsily gentle, played for a moment with the child's yellow curls. Then he pulled a thick, gray homespun hunting shirt over his head, hitched his heavy trousers up under his belt, clothed his feet in three pairs of home-knit socks and heavy cowhide moccasins, took down his rifle, cartridge pouch, and snow shoes from the nails on the moss chinked wall, cast one tendeer look on the sleepers' faces, and slipped out of the cabin door as silent as a shadow. "I'll have fresh meat for them be fore next sundown," he vowed to himself. Outside, amid the chips of his chop ping, with a rough well-sweep on one hand and a rougher barn on the other, he knelt to put on his snow shoes. 'J'hi1 cabin stood, a desolate, silver-gray dot in the waste of snow, naked to the Steely skies of winter. I With the curious improvidence of the backwoodsman, he had cut down very tree in the neighborhood of the cabin, and the thick woods which might so well have sheltered him, stood acres distant on every side. When the woodsman had settled the thongs of his snOWShoes over his moc casins quite to his satisfaction, he straightened himself with a deep breath, pulled his cap well down over his ears, slung his rifle over his shoul der, and started out with the white moon In his face. His long strides carried him swift ly through the glimmering glades. Journeying to the north of east, as 1 lie gray wolf had to the north of west, he, too, before long, struck the trail of the moose, but nt a point far beyond that at which the wolf had come upon it. So trampled and confused a trail it was, however, that for u time he took no note of the light wolf truck nmong the heavy footprints of the moose. Suddenly it caught his eye one print on n smooth spread of snow, emphasized in n pour of unobstructed radiance. He stopped, scrutinized the trail min utely to assure himself he had but a single wolf to deal with, then re sumed his march with new zest and springier pace. Hunting was not without its relish for him when it ad mitted some savour of the combat. The cabin stood tn the valley lands just back of the high plateau, and so it chanced that the backwoodsman had not far to travel that night. Where the trail broke into the open he stopped, and reconnoitered cau tiously through a screen of hemlock boughs. He saw the big gray wolf sitting straight up on his haunches, his tongue hanging out, contemplat ing securely his intended prey. He saw the dark shape of the cow moose, obstinately confronting her foe, her hindquarters backed close up to the edge of the gully. He caught the fierce and anxious gleam of her eyes as she rolled them backward for an instant's reassuring glance at her young one. And though he could not see the calf in its prisoning pit, he understood the whole situation. Well, there was a bounty on wolf snouts, and this fellow's pelt was worth considering. As for the moose, he knew that not a broadside of can non would scare her away from that hole in the rocks so long ns the calf was in it. He took careful aim from his covert. At the report the wolf shot into the air, straightened out, and fell upon the suow, kicking dumbly, i bullet through his neck. As the light failed from his fierce eyes, with it faded out a vision of the cave in the painted rocks, tn half a minute he lay still; and the cow moose, startled by his convulsive leaps more than by the rifle shot, blew nntl snorted, eyeing him with new suspicion. Her spacious flunk was toward the hunter. He, with cool but hasty fingers, slipped a fresh cartridge into the breech, tind aimed with care at a spot low down behind the fore-shoulder. Again rung out the thin, vicious report, slapping the great silences in the face. The woodsman's aim was true. With a cough the moose fell forward on her knees. Then, with a mighty, shuddering effort, she got up, turned about, and fell again with her head over the edge of the crevice. Her awkward muzzle touched and twitched against the neck of the frightened calf and with n heavy sigh she lay still. The settler stepped out from his hiding place, nnd examined with deep satisfaction the results of his night's hunting. Already he saw the color coming back into the pale cheeks of the woman nnd the child. The wolf'a pelt nnd snout, too, he thought to himself, would get them both some little things they'd like, from the cross-roads store, next time he went in for cornmeal. Then, there was the calf no meat like moose veal, after nil. He drew his knife from its sheath. But no; he hnted butch ering. He slipped the knife back, re loaded his rifle, stepped to the side of the pit, nnd stood looking down nt the baby captive, where it leaned nosing in piteous bewilderment at the head of its dead mother. Again the woodsman changed his mind. He bit off a chew of black to bacco, nnd for some moments stood deliberating, stubby chin in hand. "I'll save him for the boy to play with ond bring up," he nt last de cided. Canadian Magazine. ise Deyniid Ilia Years. Young Cheeklcigh Sir, I wish to marry your daughter. Old Cotrox But Bhe is only a schoolgirl of 12. "I am aware of that, sir; but I came early to avoid the rush." Chi- THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. Lesson la the 1 nte run I lonal Series (or Aaanat 2A. 11MM Abraham and Isiae, THE UBMOH TKXT. (Genesis 8:1-14.) L And It came to pass after these things, '.hat God did tempt Abraham and said tin to him. Abraham; and he raid, liehold, here 1 am. t. And He said. Take now thv son. thine Only son Isaac, whom thou Invest, and get , thee Into the land of .Vriah; and offtrhlm there for a burnt off ring upon one of the , mountains which 1 will tell thee of. I 3. And Abraham rose up early In the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two ! of his young men with him, antl Isaac hi son. and clave the wood for the burnt of fering, and rose up. and went unto the place of which Clod had Wld him. 1 4. Then on the third day Abraham lifted up, his eyes, and saw the place afar off. 6 And Abraham said unto bis young men. Abide ye here with the ass; and 1 and the I lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you. 6. And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid It upon Isaac hut ion; and he took the tire In his hand, and a knife; ar.il they went both of them to gether. 7. And Isaac p.ike unto Abraham his , father, and said. My father; and he nald, Hire am I, my son. And he said. Hfhold the fire and the wood; but Where Is the lamb for a buret offering? t. And Abraham said. My son. Uod will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offer i Ing; so they wtnt both of them together. a. And they came to the place w hich God I had told him of; and Abraham built au - altar there, and laid the wood In order, and bound Isaac his son. and laid him on the altar upon the wood, i 10. And Abraham stretched forth his ! hand, and took the knife to slay hi son. 11. And thiangel of the Lord called unto i him out of Heaven, and said. Abraham, I Abraham; and he laid, Here am I. 12. And He said, Lay not thine hand upon : thu lad. neither do thou any thing unto him; for now 1 know that thou fearest Uod, , seeing thou hast no1, withheld thy ion, j thine only son from ma. M. And Abraham lifted up hla ayea and ! looked, and behold, behind him a ram I caught In a thicket by hts horns; and Abra- ham went and took the rani and offered him I up for a burnt offering In the stead of his aon. 14. Aeid Abraham called the name of that place Jehovah-Jlreh; as It Is said to this I day. In the mount of the Lord It shall be I leer. t.Ol.llKV TEIT.-B, faith Abraham, when he waa tried, efTer.-d up Isaac. Boh. itii7. NOTES AND COMMENTS. Continuing the story of Genesis, read chapters W, 1 and . The story of ehief interest and conveying the most Important teaching Is that which cen ters in the lesson text proper. Birth of Isaac. Isaac means "laugh ter," and the name was given because Sarah had mocked inwardly st the promise (19:12, 13) and because her delight in the birth of her son was so great. Hagar and Ishmael. Ishmael's con duct at the time of tiie feast wasprob ably not only irreverent, but made Barah fear that his influence over Isaac would be bad. Abraham did what he could to males the sending away less harsh than it otherwise would hifve been. Ishmael waa not the child of promias hut was born "after the esh." (Gal. 4:23.) How sharply God draw the Uses between that whloh m of the spiritual, and that Which ia of the flesh. - Abraham and AMmelech. Chapter SO is probably misplaced in the chrono logies! order, as a woman over 90 years old would scarcely have such charms aa to endanger her husband's life. Abraham's sin st Gerar wss even worse than that he had oommitted Id The Offering of Isaac. There is an instiactive feeling among men that they ought to offer the bes-t they have to their gods; and they have nothing more precious than their children. The proving, rather than the tempt ing, of Abraham wa based upon this feeling, which no doubt the patriarch shared. Its purpose was to develop the character of both Abraham and Isaac, not merely though chiefly in the matter of confiding obedience to God, but also in correcting his understand ing of the nature of God nnd His re quirements. Abraham sacrificed Isaac in what he did as truly as though he had actually put him to death. From Beersheba to Mount Moriah, whers afterwards Solomon's temple was. built, was about 00 miles. The subjec tion ef the son to the father in the patrisrchal household was so com plete thnt Issso would not think of contending with his father even for his life. The words of verse 12 do not of course hint that God did not know Abraham's heart without putting him to the outward test. But an outward test often strengthens the Inner pur pose. Abraham had given up kindred, home, ense, that he might do God's will; but It did not follow from that thnt he would give up even the child on whose life the fulfillment of God's promise depended. It seems prepos terous to think that God intended the sacrifice, or that He should have judged Abraham's faith insufficient unless he was willing to kill his boy. Abraham may have Interpreted God't voice to him in the light of the prac tice of his day. The command not to slay the lad was the most significant thing in the whole transaction. The provision of a wild ram for the offer ing was an indication that God de sired n beast nnd not a boy for such sacrifice. Abraham's words, "Hod will provide Himself a lamb," were prophetic nnd found their perfect fulfillment in Christ. God's covenant was given new sacredness by being put In the form of nn onth. All Wheat, No Chaff. He who submits is not subdued. "The poor always with you" is not a promise. Your promotion cannot be measured by your loeoniot ion. The family can only be saved by a family religion. He who compounds with the devil is likely to be impounded by him. We are all inclined to watch Christ while He works and sleep while He watches. The majesty of a man cannot be measured till he is seen standing in I magnificent minority. Ham's Horn. Tapsgmriy. That's a favorite attitude of tb small boy. And in this sgain "the hiij l the father of the man." The mn does not essay to walk through life on hit, hands, bnt he creates for himaelfa kin I,,.,. i . . s n M it v, iiFjjB -lurvv. doro. He tuns night into day. He-ats re gardless of the and physical nec ss.ities. .He makes a )leasure of his businevi and a business of hs plsaj. ure. In fact he ef. fectuslly reveses the order of natual Hv. Ing. The nsnlt u physical dilitT generally intr.slucej uy " weak " st much. The food he eats dogj not nourish him be cause the svmich and its associate organs are net .idle to extract the nout. ialunent from the food. Hence the IkxIv is under iiout. ished and disav u veloi in one iorm or another. Dr. Fierce's Golden Medical Disc oven cures diseases of the stomach ami other organs of digestion and nutrition, ft cures through the stomach liiseasa which originate in a diseased conditio, of the stomach snd its allied organ Hence, k eures "weak" lungs, "wtik' heart, " weak" nerves aud other forms of soalld weakness. "I had beea troubled with catarrh of stesaach and heart trouble." writ Mr up Merchant, of Tylershiirg, Clarion Co . I'rnai "llsa doctored for some time without relief, the I began to take Dr. Pierce'i Ooldi n Mei cal Diicorerjr. I took seven bottles. Befoul began to take' it I weighed 119 pounds unit now 1 weigh 170 I am working steadily ani feel like a well m. m I tend you many thanks - Dr. Pierce's Plessant Pellets cure con stipation. The Tramp's Kpltaph. Beneath this stone, forever hi'!. There rests a life-long prowler The only work h ever did Was when he worked the STOWltr. Judge. JBT BEFOHE THE QIAHItl I. Hetty Jack called last erenin;. snd I think he had been JriuMu, -, Betty Yea, I saw him aftenwd and he said you looked beautilul Cincfnnati Enquirer. aeailssrral. I love the flag; the noble flag. Fair emblem of the free; And neat to that the cold-wave flag Is the flag 1 long to ste. Washington Star. "The Sine of the Father," VM- Tommy (studying his lesson)-I lay, pa, where does the Merriniac ria snd into what sea does it empty? Pa I don't know, my eon. Tommy You don't know, eh? Al to-morrow the teacher will lick meo ...., ;. Unr'.fS : .vv ry ll , ut , uui ijjuui.uii. ... Life. Aa Abanrd Rivalry. "When I started out in life I didn't have a dollar to my name," said the Ban who boasts. mars notning, answered uie.. tlrlcal friend, "when I started out! Jidn't aven have all of my name. It was several weeks before I wnschrir tened." Washington Star. ThoiiKhtful. "Charley," said the affectionate IHj tie wire, "didn't you tell me tln.se bins attain e-w,c a k 1 1 'i v n VhtsMlal V" Wml I IH wua uaaua ojmv v a "Yea." 'Well, here's a whole box full of all aolors that I bought at the bargwl sounter for 73 cents." Hnrlein Lif A News Aaency. Mr. House It doesn't seem to W that our new cook is a great success. Mrs. House Not as a cook. I gTUj you; bnt she has lived in nearlv hw the families in town and her conremj tion is so entertaining! Host Transcript. Enough to Kill. HjlnB T wlisi tt,A matter N J'UV upi X O . V , 11 U 1. ..... Tf'a rivsnencin All vou have to dull - - - "j i i , laugh heartily before and after e meal. r t :ul T n-et the sirs. OIUR3 aiuiju:iuic. , rsirftf nnrl wash the dishes. 'N. ' myself, and wash the Weekly. The Difference. Mrs. Throon (timldivl But poker an awfully wicked, (ramblm. came ? Mrs. McDonotifrh Street Oh. 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