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8b contested wb smites that were
rweet.
BlM broucht Mm the half of a lest, and
aid:
"Here's some of my very own?"
Be took It. then faltered: "I asked you.tev
breed,
eVnd whst do you give me? stene"
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Me poin' to Btlike likes Mollcan
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Second Chinese Iauintryinan What
for Stake?
Flnt Chines Laundrj-man More
yen, und 19 hours a duy, 'stlead of
2i! Urooklyn Life.
finite UeTereat.
Ha I suppose rhe mora hair a girl
has the longe It takes her to make
it up?
She Certainly.
"I suppose it in different with a
girl's mind?" Tonkers 81 n teaman.
lleassnrlns.
"I actually believs you Ilk the pup
jry hotter than you do me."
"Nonsense, Osorgel Yon know I
would do as much for you, dear, as X
would for the dog." Tit-Bits.
Reward esf Merit.
Aunt Julie Now, Tommy, that's a
nfee boy! Do the churning, and as a
eeward I'll let you turn the wringer
lor the new washing machine. Har
per's Bazar.
Explanations rsaeeesasry,
Momma (to Freddie, just returned
from a call upon his aunt) Well,
Preddie, what did auntie say?
Freddie (disgustedly) Don't, Fred
die. Urooklyn Life.
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KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
RsTMEMBCRINQ THE DSeVD.
On the ether side of the stream
That steals by this earthly share.
I know that our loved ones love as still
Just as I4ey loved of yore.
They carry us In their thoughts.
They speak of us when they meet,
And ever and ever the troth of eld
Sides with tbem warm and sweet.
O patient and constant dead,
'Whom so easily ' put by,
Who fade away from our Inmost thoughts
As the stars fade out of tbe sky!
We put them so far away.
We hide them so deep with Ood;
We think ef them snatched to the far
thest star
As soon as they're under the sod.
Ah me! It Is pitiful so.
Dear lovers, so leal and near,
Aye, pressing your faces against the gates
Of our hearts and we will not hear!
O. friends, when our sainted dead
Pass over that unseen line.
They fly net far. to a foreign land.
They dwell In your land and mine.
A land that no fire can burn.
No element sweep away.
The dear long home of Immortal love,
God's country and ours for ayet
Bo draw them closer there.
As of old time, hand In hand.
Ood meant we should walk through tlfe
and death.
In Love's Immortal land.
James Buekham. In Congregatlnnallst.
I Friends Ever. 1
BY n. a, KELLER.
TnKY had been friends from hoy
hood, and possessed the same
tastes and inclinations co-nceming
both play and study. When the col
lega days dawned upon the horizon
the same old spirit of friendliness
manifested Itself; they chose the
same profession, medicine, and were
greater friends than ever in the close
rivalry of ambition.
In college they were known as "The
Twins," though they were wholly dis
similar as to appearance, stature or
complexion. Henry Morse was short,
stoutly built, with blue eyes, crisp
ly curling, light hair, and a mouth
aa sweet and tender as a woman's.
John Findlay was tall and slender,
with dark hair and eyes the latter
deep aet and searching and a mouth
about whose corners the lines of a
Axednees of purpose even thus early
were drawn.
The college days are over, and we
find them both attached to St. Mark's
hospital, working aide by aide; ready
for the ambulance call, to rattle away
over the pavements of the oity to
administer aid to the nnfertunate
bruised and broken ; or we find them
together by the aide of the dying,
ruiek to smooth the pillow or receive
the fluttering pressure of the en
feebled fingers of the "passer on."
Thla fair Canadian nurse who re
cently came to St. Mark's seems a
aelf-peeeesaed sort of a person," said
Henry Morse, locking arms with hla
friend aa the pair paased down the
gravel walk leading to the hospital
steps. But John Findlay waa not In
a communicative, mood, and he did
not Immediately respond. He had a
habit of pushing one end of his thin,
laky mustache into the corner of his
mouth with his finger. He ht doing
rt now; and it always gave the other
a chill to see him do It, for Henry
disliked hablta of the sort.
All hospital grounds, flowers, walks
and embellishments In the way of
landscape gardening look stiff. They
mean to be alleviating to the ill ones,
charming to the eye; but they never
are, for they bear too closely the
marks of precision, soldierly care;
and Instead of appearing natural,
they seem surrounded with too much'
red tape. Every flower, tree or shrub
growing upon hospital grounds has
the sign of the re it tape drawn about
them. Even the fountain that tinkles
in the mellow, hushed air of the place
ploys the rhythm of rotation 'upon
the eardrums of the afflicted behind
those stone walla.
After the pair reached the thor
oughfare leading to their quarters,
situated hut a short distance away,
Findlay Anally found hia tongue, and
aaked:
"Whoee name did you mention ?"
"Well, you must be prettv deeply In "
it, old man. I rKd not mention any-1
one's name," said Morse, withdrawing '
hie arm.
"Hilt Tftll WM inajiblni, nf mtnt
one as we passed through the
grounds.'
"Than it has Jnst struck yout I was
simply saying that the fair Canadian
nurse seemed to be a self-possessed
sort of person. That's all."
"By the way, she is not fair; and
hew is ahe different from the rest,
Henry?"
"I mean by fair she is oh, well,
charming, pleading and pretty. She
seems to know how to do things with
out asking. She is ready without urg
ing. She has good nerve, too. Why.
she did up the smashed leg of that
poor fellow who was brought in day
before yesterday, before I came, in a
manner to equal anything of the sort
I ever saw."
"Humph! that's whnt she Is at fit.
Mark's for to learn how to do
things. As for beauty and nil that
sort of thing, I "
"Well, what, John?" asked the
other, as the tall, slender fellow lift
ed his band to apply the latch key.
The other hand wns busy with the
mustache, pushing one end of it out
of sight. Henry Morse gnre a little
shiver of dislike, nnd Klndlny said, us
he punned open the door:
"She may not be charming nt nil
without her hovpirl gnrb. Come, let ;
us go in; drop nurs.es and such tnish." 1
He led the way up the wide stairs,
and the two were soon settled for the
Bight In IbSjr suite of rooms.
When they appeared at the hospital
the next morning they were aaked to
step into the office where "Old lee,"
the pet name bestowed by the young
fellows upon Roger Thorn, M. D., the
best surgeon in the city, waa await
ing them. Ah, many a poor fellow's
death warrant had been drawn up la
that square, compact little niche of
Bt. Mark'sl And many a bold and in
tricate case had also been solved
therein by the thick-limbed and
sandy-headed man who ia sitting in
the big, leather-cashioned chair drum
ming upon the window sill with those
long, blunted fingers. "Old Ice" la
coot at all times or at least his
fingers are and those same Angers
have guided the keen knife within a
tissue's breadth ef many a jugular
vein, or have searched for many a hid
den ill among bone and muscle.
"Good morning, gentlemen; sit
down; I want to tell you something,"
uttered the celebrated surgeon, in his
peculiar, jerky words. After the two
were seated, he turned around square
ly and asked:
"Either of you wsnt to die? Ha,
hat Oood joke, that stop! Don't
say a word until I get through. I'm
not much of a talker; I like to finish
what I've got to say before the other
chap begins, though. Some men are
bom soldiers, and do not know what
fear mrans. Others acquire bravery
after much practice. Waa a timid
young thing myself once. Got all
over that with a few exceptions here
and there. The case I'll mention is
one of the exceptions. Candidly, I
am timid about it. Wish people
would have some other sort of ills if
they must be sick. This case I do not
like. It makes me timid, aa I said.
I'm as cowardly as a child before a
bulldog now."
If "Old Ice" felt aa he aaid he did,
he failed to show any signs of it in
tbe slightest. He looked aa ready to
perform a great piece of work as he
ever did. John Findlay, who could
contain himself no longer, ventured
to say:
"Will yon please enlighten us con
cerning the case, doctor?"
"In a moment. First, you are both
sure you do not want to die?"
"You are joklng.my dear air," aaid
Henry Morse.
"I joking? Xpu must be mad, air!
I never joke. I may play jokes with
nerves, bones, muscles and such; but
what is commonly called joking I
never indulge in the foolish practice.
To come right down to the facta of
the ease, I will simply say that I am
about to take a great, a very great
risk. I am obliged to call upon my
young men to take the same risk"
"Doctor, wa are at your service,
broke in Findlay. And Morse nodded
approvingly.
Ah! that's the sort of spirit I like
to eee In my young man," aaid "Old
lee," good natu redly. Then Using his
deep, hare! eyes upon the face of
John FUdley, raised hla hand and
punctuated the air wth hia long fore
finger aa he spoke: "It ia an easy mat
ter, young men, to resnevs a limb or
sew and plaatar wound; nothing
easier In out Mae ha the world. But
when a surgeon takes hla life In hia
own hands and attempts to heal a
poor mortal of a fatal infliction, and la
liable, ten chances against the rest, to
incur himself a fatal infliction, how
about it, eh?" The sandy fringe of
hair seemed to be bristling about that
grand old head that had bent lew
over many a serious ease in its time.
Henry Morse began to feel as though
he waa wholly ignored, for the Bur
geon kept hla elear eyes Axed upon
Findlej's face. And then Henry grew
nervous aa his friend began to push
that inky slip of mustache out of sight
with his fingers.
"Well, doctor, what is the case?"
aaked Findlay, without glancing at
hia boaom friend, who was bending
eagerly forward, with a roay flush
spread over his fair face.
"Putrescent abscese of the liver."
John Findlay quit gnawing hia mus
tache; he straightened up in hia chair
and looked for a brief Instance Into
those clear, hazel eyes fixed upon him.
Then he rose and aaid, hesitatingly:
"Dr. Thorn, I am very sorry to say
that we do not core to assist you in
the case "
You mean yourself not I," broke
hi a sweet toned voice.
Eh? Youwhy bless my stars 1"
broke from the surgeon, as he gazed
at the fair speaker.
"My friend is enly joking. Come,
Henry, let us go." Findlay went to
the door and laid hla hand upon the
brass knob. He opened the door and
stood for a brief Instant upon the
threshold, aa though waiting for hia
friend to apart with him. He only
sat there, smiling back at the hazel
ryes of the sandy-beaded man who waa
looking at him in aatonlehment. The
door opened and eloaed, and the sur
geon of St. Mark's and the student
were alone.
"I thought he had the most nerve,"
said the Burgeon.
"So did I."
"I had picked h'tn out from among
the entire lot of young fellows to
help me In thla sffalr. Well, I was
mistaken."
"So waa L"
"And you will join me hi this case,
young man?"
"With the greatest pleasure in all
the world, doctor " A pair of hands
clasped there in the little square room
where many a life or death verdict had
been pronounced. Tho young man
received his instructions aa to the
hour of operation and then he left
the room, went out whero the flowers
nodded, and where a pretty girl
dressed in the uniform of the St.
Mark's nurses stood by the side of the
tinkling fountain tinder the elms.
Whnt passed between the pretty
Canadian nurse and tho young medi
cal student is of small import to us;
but, a look of surprise, followed by
one of anxiety, came upon her face
when Henry Morse responded to tbe
question she asked. She turned her
face away from hla. and looked down
at the gold-fish darting hither and
thither in the shaded pool at her
feet. He askerl her a question, but
ahe did not snswr; she continued to
look down, drew In slightly her under
lip, and gave a dainty shrug of her
shoulders. When she lifted her face
again, he was at the gate. Then ahe
murmured :
"He is grand, but I thought the
ether waa the strong, brave one of
the pair."
The day passed, and the subject of
the operation to be performed upon
the following morning waa never
mentioned between the two friends.
Once, only once, Morse turned hia
eyes toward the dark face bending
over a book. The black eyes were
Axed upon the page, and the Angers
of one hand were crowding the inky
mustache out of sight. And when
they parted to retire, Henry Morsa
held out his hsnd before going to
his chamber, saying:
"Shake, old boy. Recollect, we arc
friends, ever."
"Friends, ever," echoed Findlay, aa
i he took the warm palm between his
chill Angers.
"Good-night, John, my friend,"
"Good-night."
The door between the long, wide,
waiting-room nnd the operating room
opened, and "Old Ice," leaning heav
ily upon the arm of the fair-faced
young student, emerged from it. The
hazel eyes were not as bright as
usual, and the generally ruddy face
of the great surgeon was ashen. He
was helped into his office, where he
took a glass of wine, after which he
aeemed to reeover-some of his eld-time
spirits. He left the hospital after
wards and Inside of ten days was a
dead man. The cause of the old sur
geno's death was pronounced to be
blood-poisoning.
Upon the evening of the day of the
surgeon's funeral. Henry Morse waa
taken to St. Mark's ill, weak, nerve
less. "There seems to be something
wrong with the boy," said Flndtsy.
after his friend had been placed upon
one of the anoavy cots, in a cool, quiet
room.
A white hand waa laid upon the
aick man's brew. Findlay turned to
meet the calm gaae of the Canadian
nurse.
"Tea it is now a struggle between
life and death. I pray God I will win."
ahe said, softly.
"Your"
"Yea, I Aall be his nurse,"
'There are others who can smrae
him."
"There Is no ene but myself who can
ek so much for him," said the aweet,
low voice of the fair girl.
"Why yoai, more than any ether
nurse?"
"That, no ene hut he has a right to
ask," replied ahe, aa ahe pointed to
ward the face upon the pillow.
And then commenced the great bat
tle for the mastery. Medical science
said the brave young fellow should
die. Close, ee, refill and ekllleA nurs
ing, backed up by youth and man
hood that had never known any
111, said he should not die. Beery
change, no matter how slight, was
watched by his friend, John Findlay,
who seemed to be always by the sick
man's bedside.
The fair nurse never left the bed
side until Findlay went out for his
meals or to snatch a few momenta of
Bleep.
It is midnight, and the erleis is at
hand. The face upon the pillow Is
livid. The blue lips are drawn bark,
and the white teeth gleam In the
shaded light. By the aide ef the bed
sits the young atudent, Findlay, hold
ing the feverish hand of Ma friend.
The tinkling of the fountain falls upon
his ears. The rattling of wheels
over tho pavement comes from the
distance. The sleeve of the aiek man's
robe is pushed back, and the arm
with the turgid veins Is disclosed. The
small figure in hospital garb stands
with back turned to Findlay. A long,
lean Anger produces from the vest
pocket something that glitters In the
light. A careful hand guides the ob
ject to the thick part of the forearm.
and then like a phantom, aa qalok
nd aa nolselees a small figure leans
ver the bed and pushes one slender
white hand between the Instrument's
keen point and the bared arm. A pais
of black eyes are raised to the now
livid face of Findlay, and a pair oi
tightly-drawn lips huskily whisper:
"Do it, eoward! You dare notl"
The instrument Is withdrawn, and
John Findlay leans back and begins to
push his Inky mustache out of sight.
Again, the figure of the nurse stand
ing upright, and with arms folded
acorss the breast, and a pair of
searching eyes penetrate to the In
nermost heart of the false friend.
The sick msn stirs uneasily, the llpa
part, and upon the quiet air of the
room there falls softly, slowly:
"Friends e-ever."
Tha nurse laid her cool hand upon
the forehead, and gave a sigh as of sat
isfaction. The brow was no longer
hot and feverish. It waa cool to
the touch.
"Go, please; I can attend to him
now without your help," she said.
Findlay rose, gave one glance at
the aick man's face, and then left the
room, fussing with his mustache in
the old, tiresome manner.
Up in the Canadian woods, where
Henry Morse went with the fntr gtrl
he married, he found health rapidly.
Once only once he asked her why
his friend Findlay had left him so
suddenly. Ills wife shrugged her
shoulders, nnd said nothing.
"I had an idea, dear, that he
fancied you."
"I did not fancy him."
"John is queer but. he nnd I ore
to be friends ever."
Rut the two were destined never to
meet again upon this world. Good
Literature.
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
tuns la the International Serf
for Aagaat 4, 1901 Abrahaaa
and Lot.
(Prepared by H. C Lenlnglon.
THE LESSON TEXT.
(Genesis 13:1-11)
I. And Abram went up out of Egypt, he,
ind his wife, and all that he had, and Lot
a-lth him, Into the south.
f. And tha land was not able to bear
them, that they might dwell togelhtr: for
their substance was great, so that they
tould net dwall together.
7. And there was a strife between tha
lerdmtn of Abram's cattle and the herd
den af Lot's cattle; and the Cauaanlts and
Ihe Perlsilte dwelled then la the land.
8. And Abram said unto Lot. Let there
se ne strife, I pray thee, between me and
thee, and between my herdmen and thy
terdmen; for we be brethren.
t. Is not the whole land before thee?
leparate thyself, I pray thee, from me; If
Ihou wilt take the left hand, then I will
o to the right; or If thou depart to the
tight hand, then I will go to the left.
10. And Lot lifted up his eyes, and be
held all the plain of Jordan, that It was
well watered everywhere, before the Lord
destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as
the garden of the Lord, like the land of
Egypt, as thou contest unto Zosr.
II. Then Ixt chose him all the plain of
Jordan; and Lot Journryed east; and they
separated themselves the one from the
other.
11 Abram dwelled In the land of Canaan,
tnd Lot dwelled In the cities of the plain,
tnd pitched his tent toward Bodom.
1J. But the msn of Bodom were wicked
ind sinners before the Lord exceedingly.
14. And the Ixird ssld unto Ahrsm, after
that Lot was sepsrsted from him. Lift up
now thine eyes, and look from the place
ivhere thou art northward, and muthward.
ind eastwsrd. and westward:
15. For all the land which thou seest, to
thee will I give It, and to thy seed forever.
16. And I will mskt thy seed as the dust
f the earth; so thst If a man can number
the dust of the earth, then shall thy wed
slso be numbered.
17. Arise, aalk through tha land In the
length of It and In the breadth of It; for I
will give It unto then.
It, Then Abram removed his tent, and
:ame and dwelt In the plain of Mamre,
which Is In Hebron, and built there an
altar unto the Lord.
OOLDEN TEXT. What, never ye
would that men hoaln da to yon, do
ven se t teem. Malt. 7il3.
NOTES AND COMMENTS.
In the chapters (Grnesia 13 and 14)
which should be read In connection with
the verses assigned for the present lea
son, we have sn opportunity for a fur
ther atudy of tbe character of Abra
ham, which la made to appear the
stronger by its oontrast to that of Lot.
The character study of both men may
well be perused in the order of the va
rloua incidents related:
A Family Quarrel 1S:1-1
The Land Given to Abraham 11:14-18
Lot Taken Frlsener 14:1-13
Abraham Rescues His Nephew 14:U-a4
A Family Quarrel. Speaking literal
ly and by the book, this waa strictly not
a family quarrel, but might easily have
oeea but for tha peaceable disposition
trineed by Abraham. It was really a
quarrel between tha servants of the
two men. It waa a case of two much
prosperity. Both me n were exceeding
ly prosperous. Bath had great herds
of cattle and great flocks of sheep. Bo
great were these flocks and herds that
there waa not place for all to grace in
the place selected. The shepherds and
herdsmen oama t words and blows
with eaeh other over securing the best
pastures. With the retinue of servants
apott eaeh side (numbering in Abra
ham's case 318 men eapable of bearing
arms), we ean readily see how serious
the quarrel could have shortly become.
Abraham acted as the peacemaker. He
suggested to Lot that inasmuch aa
there waa not room in that place for
both, that they should separate, one
foiag to the east, tha other to the
west. The way Lot settled this ques
tion is, considering all the circum
stances, quite Indicative ef the charac
ter of the man. The plains on
rither side were rich and fertile.
But to the west the lead was still new
and unoccupied. To the east was So
dom and other cities. We remember
that Abraham came westward to get
away from the idolatroua oity of Ur
of the Chaldees. Lot, ahooslng to pitch
his tents near Sodom, Inevitably sug
reste that he still had In his heart
soma of the aM lore for worldly pleas
ures. The Land Gtvam to Abrsham. On
the westward side of the Jordan was
the land of Canaan. It was here that
Abraham's cattle were o grase. And
here Abraham had another of his vi
sions of God, and God revealed to
Abraham that his descendsnts were
to be as the dust for number. The
building of an altar to the Lord hi the
plain of Mamre Is another of the many
indicationa given of Abraham'a reli
gious nature.
Lot Taken Prisoner and His Rescue
by Abraham. This incident Is a fur
ther illustration of the noble char
acter of Abraham. The kings of the
plain of Jordan made ttar upon each
ether. Tha kings of Sodom and Go
morrah met defeat, and In their pre
cipitous flight fell into the slime pit;
their citiee fell Into the hands of the
enemy, and Lot and his family and
servant and all his possessions also
were taken. Abraham gathered to
gether hla men and went In pursuit.
By a night attack he scattered the en
emy and resoned all the goods that
were taken and Lot, his nephew.
When Abraham returned, he gave
thanks to God for his victory, gave
tithes to Melehifcedek, the high priest,
and returned not only the prisoners
he had taken but also all the goods,
and this, in the light of the ancient
cestoms of victorious leaders, shows
a character far In advance of the then
current standard.
pear Points.
Faith ia the force that makes mo
tives. You cannot claim a monopoly of the
consequences of your sins.
The dividends of sin come back in
the same coin ai t ho investments.
There, can be :i cheerful face only
where thero is a faithful heart.
God does not count the cash put in
so much as that kept out of the collec
tion. ,
The trouble with some people is that
they are talking of Christian perfec
tion before they hnvc begun to prac
tice it. Ham's Horn.
" cmuroi Seist
Is the motto of tha modem
r .1-1 i w . ,
i uiin sqicu aauc ana me
tlon of the motto in matters of
neffleetine 2
iy uisrase,
ex oe rim....
wun oth
matter of rr.
I 1 rTaaTriPii0I1
V ?JL "ro"B and
tJCA rJt women will
establishes
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urn,, i n.,
Dliag drains,
Inflsmmstiiin
ulceration
cures female
nets.
It la am
sense to serk
icsl advice nf I
who are not
sicisns whtn
Pieree, not oi
doctor, (u.
specialist in
treatmeat and
of diseatp.
woman ftVra a meiMiltaf tr,n V.-
jrtt. wnte to ur. nerce, Hunalo.X.y
- i naa miiins oi iniemsj ornn. tnH t. .
wm oww wrwij laamn , nu II 1 r J : , )t,.vi.
periods which would sometime, , ,n '
twelve days," writes Mrs. L. Noltna o(
ui mi oil i . v nnniiiw . I 11 II n - ..i .
hardly. Dr. rierce's Favorite Prnwrlpfion ,
whim nruimi iwuni, mini -:, j ,
tkree battles of the ' Fsvotlta I'ir.f 'j,
one of tha ' Golden Medical DtasBfttyV -For
ai one-cent stamps to par ri
pens of mailing oniy you ran eet
a paper covered copy of Dr. Piircti
Common Sense Medical Adviser. Th
book contains 1008 Daces. Add rem Ti,
K. v. nerce, minaio, n. v.
Tan Know Rim.
IN s earerly tells til ha ksowt.
Ws sesresly netc step to ask
fit reason why. tor tt Is becaute
It Is such an easy task.
Harlem Ufa.
rilXIHO TO ITPPBR.
Girl Ave you a lover ef autie, pro
feasor?
Professor Tea, I am; Vat tt doa
not make any diaTerence. Jutt p
on and play away. Hl ten elk
Oemlt Testify exhorvlse.
"It's alt a lie." the temeat hodrd.
As h ovltkly ran te caver.
Whll th missiles all around Im fltw,
Taat th world adores a krr!"
Ca!o-o Tribune.
At Dlaadvaatar.
W have a deaf and dum mimbrt
f our Wemaa'a club," said fits
beigh ta young Mr. DugglesV.
"Indeed," gurgled the yatfc. "I
should think she would btit disad
vantage." "Oh. my, no. Why, we let er makt
all the moUeae." Baltlmor. Asia
lean.
Weans; Dlaarnasl.
"What's tha matter, pet?"
"That big, ugly man you rent tt
look at poor Fido say a he as die
temper, and I told him It was't true,
and I wanted him to go awayrhart'i
nothing at all the matter wit Fldos
temper. It's his poor UU1 'torn
ach!" Chicago Tribune.
Tha Hew Baby.
Happy Father We'va get e
baby up at aur house.
Friend 80? What do ya call
him?
H. P. Wa dont call him; d
all the ealUng himself. Detrtt "
Press.
Aa Apalonr Heave
Mrs. Crinuonbeak It seems rsnri
to me, if matches are made in '"0,
that there should be so many uupPf
marriages.
Mr. Crlmsonbeak Oh, you for':
ia ihe matches that are made err
not the mlsfite. Yonktrs State?"-
A Jewel.
Ethel Papa eaya he likea yotboc
Of poems immensely!
Chelly Aw really?
Ethel Yea he says It's th onlt
thine- ha ean throw at cats f-'1
and not car whether he finds b3
or not ia the morning. Judge.
Mataral 0aestlon to As)
"We must bare an interriei"tr
tbe heroine of that scandal," rt"
tha managing editor of the senee"11
aheet.
"But the deteileare all known!0
teated the city editor. "What
left to ask her?"
"She should be aaked," replle he
managing editor thoughtfully, "wth:
er it ia her Intention to write el
r go on the stage." Chicago Pu
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