asagaJBSlwsBsaBBa' PENNSYLVANIA HAILROAD. nbury Jbewistown umsion. In effect KarcU i, iww. I STATIONS. I I "! 9 to 1 I M ' : 8 40 ' 141 884 i !1 mi i I IT ! ?M 1 T88 I TBS I T Sunbury Selinagrove Junction Selinigrove Taw ling K reamer Hotter Middleburg Renter Bevcrown Adamsbure Haul.- Willi Mcl'lure wBRtteo Shindle Paint. rvllU Maitland Lrwistown ! 1610 1015 10 10 10 J" 10M 10l 10 47 hi: 1-5." 11 M It 13 hw nil ur 44S 4S8 4 31 4 5 4 It 40T 401 M 4t IN ISA ISO I 34 Sit III a to gill um Bbs wa J. ,: Mv Sunbury 5 30 o m, ar- iv,SelinstfrorHt:uiiT. m.. arrives Sunbury wtT P m. i leave IjewiK'owii .i unci ion . inn i ra, 1 10 p m.lSOp in 5 Hp m. T OTp MmAm un.4 111 Wfl.t L1.1X1 rr, i iv .,1- nt,.n Mitt a in 9 SO. ff . ... C'. ,Vm ni W.I..I I. n.( .Saw io MS, Kfla m. 1 M 1U 4 SS and 111 p . u'.rrWhlini fi 10 II III Philadelphia & Erie R R Division vm'THKKM Cl'.NTKAI. KAU.WAY westward, IL-h. m st.il strove juuouun uuuy iur 1?' .... w wgi '" am. it OS P m' " " ana J "' in. ibjave sunbnry dully except Sunday: t, a tor Bun 110,1 II a w wa nra hw BwBl ..-,. ..., (tria and (mnn.tiitirila ,"!!,' mr iiow Haven, Tyrone and the wst. "t ,r it'irt.iiu, mi p hi tor BsltofSBts Kaat) ',. mni OaoaBdaiiruii r lor koeovo and Bltntra IP u in w lllianupon if v.' 3 ii m for HiilTilo via Emporium. Brie, 5 io a in for tie and Oaaaa 8 N i in lor c- i . , I. 1J....O,. an. I 4. roraswa Been I 'i ;,r, I m 2 00 and 4H p ni (or Wtlkci mi Haaallon lo lii ii iii, a in p in, s 4.' p iii 1st namo- Mouni Oamiel ISarday 'J 90 ni mr iinimrrv; ABTWAnOt mini lean HaUaiirov JnnoMon ' . ...1.. Ul.il . I . ' 1 I . M ,t nail f 11 1 1 I UK '"i , nii.-.i. i.,.,.i , .IV nrK D Da 1 Bl DHIIimin 1 n in ngton 4 1" p"i . , . , , Ism i' Imly arriving m rnuaaoipnia New York s "i a in. Baltlmort '. s p m luw'i'.ii 1" M P In 5m. ualiy arrlTtim t rnlladalpnii m Now York 718 a m. Baltimore 2 80 an tlhluirton 4 M a nfi : r.i ' lis ii i i i lo.fcv' ,i ...i i j . mi dully arrlvlna t Phlladeldhln i Hi in aiu 79) a in waoningtoii sau im new . in WeekiUv. 10 - h in Sunday, in a ni da'ly arrivinir at PbUadelpbla 7 88 i N.iv Vorlt 988 u in. lOBBSundaya Baltl It 7 ill U(, WiullliiK'loli :!! n in. Hnltlinoiv Into, asnington i 19 P in!1 lUnm.WMV aayi arrivnm ai rnuuuoipoii Slim. HOW l om '.' 00 p in, naiiiiimro n in p in intnitoTi 7 18 p ni (pmdtllv.arrlylnB at Phlladnlpbla 7 Wpm ki V .r:. Iiii ; p in, U illlmnr" 7 n P in. 8 p in ii-u leave Sunbnrf at RSOani and 588 ililpm, inr uarnaDunti rmiaaaipnia aim Ibaori 1. K. WiOI, (li'n'l Pbh Aicenl LI HtTTCHINnOIt (4en'l ivianairer, IN COMBINATION WITH THE POST We give below Borne clubbing Liliinatiiiiis with tin- Post. The ttesquotexl are very low. The New York Tri-Weekly Tri bune and the Middleburg Post, out' tear, paid in alvane4j, only $1.75. Tlit Tn-n oekly in pabllsnad Monday, Wedneadayand rrMay, rfaohen s lar jropnitiiiii nf Hiibncriters on date ot IsHiie, and ea,-ll edllion I. n thoroughly spdOdalo daily family newspaper for liwy pi'iiple. The New York Weekly Tribune bd the Middleburg Poht, one year, aid in advance, only $1.25 Hit Weekly Tribune In aUbllSOed on I'tiurniluv. and l'i all iiiitiurtaiit newn of nation im,i world, the nioit reliable market reports, unexcelled aicricultilral doparlBieui, rellible eensral informa iion and ehoioa lind entertaining mfa- SlUany. It is the "people's paper" for tlit entire United VtateH, a national fam ily u.hrr (nr furmi.ru 11 nil villniri'm The New York Tri-Weekly World tad the Middleburg Post, one year, aid in advance, only 1.(55. i tie m-weeklr Uorld oomes tiiree tirtits n weeU. in tilled with fie latest Btes of the country and is well worth tlie pries asked for it. Tin- Practical Farmer, one year, and the Middleburg PosT.one year, aid ill advance. 11.50. Both of be above naners and tin- I'rncticnl imr Year Booh and Airrien!- lunu Almanac for 1 !)()(). mid in ulvance. onlv tl.flfi. . j - The Practical Karmrr i one of the best isrtn papers published, Issued weekly, tll.UI year. The year 1 K contains w psfs, jn wiii,.n (here Is a fund of in Inrmaiien thai Is useful to the farmer. Hie price of this book alone i 8 cents. no tin. lwir Hok fnroiilv $1.(15. "UMTaD THtTSTWonttv mcvami wa "en In travel ai id ad v.rii... r.ni.i ..mI.,1.1!.!,...! POOsiot Mild Rnanid.l i,.,ii B.l...smn. BOWaml rilir-iiNcs. all navabli- iii , !..li Nn ,... fcjr,".l:1r,,'piired. tin e references and enclose pesoa rested stum 1 envelone. Address ""Ker, ns Oaaten Bldg Chicago. t-U-iat Looked the Part. Tommy You wore a red suit and "orns at the masked ball last night, uln t von? sir. Hoamly Why, no. I went as a cavalier, Tommy T cuess non was mistaken. Ithen. 11,. sai(i )le Kaw yOU bj, vou looked like the devil. Philadelphia ll'ress. Not Her Fault. Widow Jones I would willingly Imarry yOU, Mr. Musuley; but my flrsl dear husband only died a year ar,'. ami- Mr. Mushlev T knnw donr Tn nil rim I but er that wasn't your fault, you know. JurW o-- I Keep rljht on klekln-nsver mind the I hllwlurl.. - , m . . . . . . ITk 1 WUIUB iotas unei . "ie frof Wh0 fell lnt0 the cnurn wicked I "P a pound of butter. ?o Record-Herald. IDR.FENNER'3 Blood & Liverl "Daring his lifetime no man rver more bitterly vilified or mere of persistently mis Repntatlno represented, Mia Inbiiiidor Pwklte Sea. Choate in a recent add rent on Abra- ham Lincoln Knowing tko courafe and kindnega and wisdom of aur 'reat president an we all do ta-day, the statement excite a npo won der aa well as a deep regret. Mayor could anyone hare been wllllsf toy aia re present him? How da reel any ene vilify him? Yet the remark to unquestionably true, aa'ye Toaih'a Companion. la it net a namaaea aaa It in America to criticise, end otcb to abuae, public men with whom wa dla atrree, or whom, perhaps, we only tialf understand T Moat ot aa get our impressions much more largely than wa realize from the newspapera, and not alone from the plain, uneelored news reports of what public men do, but often from narrow, partisan and iijnornnt opinions of what they do, or complacent assertions of what they ought to have done, but did not. The man whose acts are criticised Is not heard. His side of the ease his point of view, his motive and his reason for what he did remains unknown. It ia a practice which the American lovo of fair play ought to discountenance, rims who Indulge it fall into the habit of making "snap" judgments, by which the whole weight and dig nity of public opinion is lessened; ami those who become its victims arc often embittered or discouraged. The public service suffers from both natiBpe. Lincoln's nfraranv. and itiar- nanimity permitted him to Ignore in- j .justice and abuse, and calmly go for ward to his ends; but not without Buffering. 1IU own words: "With malice towards none, with charity fur all." might well be considered in this w ider application. Officials of the I'nited Stnfes treas ury are liable to make things uncom fortable for one of the government engravers if they can trace to its source the man who, apparently in a spirit of fun. placed a puzzle picture on the ism) series of ten-dollar notes, says u recent Washington re port. Incidentally Hie American eagle is said to be in n state of high indig nation because the. engruver made it look, turned npsiib? down, like a com mon everyday donkey with long ears and a white nose. On the fnec of the bill appears an American eagle between the signatures at tli" bot tom. There is nothing about the ap pearance of the bird to denoto that it is different from the enmc picture appearing on the other bills, but when one turns the bill upside down the head of a donkey looks up plainly. In a case in Ohio, where there was not enough property to go all round, the court, held that in a partition case the payment of the costs was a duty Imposed upon the person who tiled the suit. The first lien upon the property was the taxes, the next the street as sessments, and fees of the county clerk and the sheriff should come last. If there was anything left after the pay ment of the liens of the county treas urer for taxes and the city for assess ments it could be credited on the court costs, but if not the plaintiff would j have to stand the charges. i Frederick Harrison, the English writer, declares that he was much im pressed by the observance of Wash ington's birthday in this country, and said that Washington w as the only pa triot who perfectly reached his ideal. He is also impressed with the liber ality of American rich men, and savs that such unprecedented philanthropy as had been witnessed here was im- j possible in England, where every rich man is made a peer, nnd then is com pelled to buy up a county and establish a lamilv. It has been held by a jury in Iowa that under certain circumstances a bank cashier must make good money taken by robbers. In March, 1900, a bank in Northwood was entered by burglars who rilled the safe. O. F. Ullaild, owner of the bank, brought suit against Burr Payne, his cashier, for $,5U(l, claiming that Payne left the burglar-proof safe unlocked and that ho had left more money there than he was supposed to. The jury awarded Mr. L'lland $823.50. There nre now living the widows of three former presidents of the I'nited States. Mrs. Harrison lives in Indianapolis, Mrs. Grant makes her home in Washington, and Mrs. Gar beld lives in Mentor, O. Buchanan's niece and Arthur's sister, both prom inent in Washington during the ad ministration of these presidents, still survive. An anatomical authority informs us that the human voice is produced by the assistance of eight pairs of mus cles, and 15 other pairs contribute in various ways. This being true, we need no longer marvel at the intri cacies of accentuation and pronuncia tion so noticeable in the rendition of some of our high-class operas. Six thousand three hundred and fifty-six novels were published in this country last year. Some of them were historical, and most of them were hysterical, says a book reviewer, who is undoubtedly qualified to ren der an intelligent verdict. Y0U5G DAIRY MOTHERS. Why Tkey Should Be 4 arrf ally Nursed and IVllvd and Fed I p te Their Kail Capacity. The practice on the Brown Bessie farm in to have heifers drop the first calf at about two years of age, says H. C. Taylor, in Hural New Yorker. If the heifer is well grown and indicates early maturity, a month, or even two months, earlier would do no harm. A Jersey or Guernsey comes to maturity earlier than the beef breeds do, and should be bred nearly a year younger. It is eerternly much better for the dairy brood heifer to begin her Use work aa aoon as the age of two years. If she is well grown as she should be at two years, she is all right to begin business. If allowed to go another year, she will be liable to become quite fat, and her dairy tendencies will be diverted toward the production of beef. I am of the opinion that n heifer will develop into a better cow at ma turity by coming to the pnil nt two years of age. If a heifer should be two years old any lime from December 15 to January 30, and was well grown, 1 would breed her to freshen the early part of November previously. This in Wisconsin would briug her to milk be fore very cold weather, and she would do much better than to freshen in win ter Weathl c. Again, if she was tube two years old in February or March. 1 would carry her over until the warm wenther of spring, which would bring her to 2C months old. The very best time for I he heifer to do justice to her self is to bring forth her first calf from May 15 to July 1. The very hot weath er from July 15 to September 15 is a very undesirable season for a heifer to ','SJU " Hot weather and Hies, many times short pasture, and always a very busy time with Other farm work, cause the young mother to be neglected, l am pleased with results we have ob tained from feeding heif era a good al lowance of oats and bran for two months before dropping their tirst calves. I believe this is a wise prac tice nnd will result in no harm. The lime of year she freshens is not so im portant, after all, as the kind of treat ment, care and nursing she re ceives at the hands of the owner for n few weeks after she freshens. This is really the time v 1 en all the skill and judgment of n painstaking ami wise dairyman thoiilti be brought into use, and the young mother carefully nursed and pet ted and fed up lo her full capacity nf assimilating. A YOKE FOR CALVES. It Prevents frisky Anlmni from jumping Peaces or kukhkIhk in Other Sorts ot Mischief. The moke a calf yoke, procure two pieces of 14-Inch iron rod three feet long. Place them side by side so that they lap two feet, (irasp in the cen ter with a vise, pincers or monkey wrench. Take hold of one of the short ends of the rods and pnss it once and a half around the long end, as at a, so that it will lock them together nnd 1 7T RELIABLE CALF YOKE, leave the short end standing ut right angles, drawing it down tight. Thi n pass the other short end around tin' other long rod, as at b. Next InmiiI all the ends into shape, making good posi tive hooks on all the ends so that the calf CAnnot drag them past the wire Cut two sticks seven inches long, lxl V r, inch square, ln them together and bore two holes Ave inches apart. j (.'lamp these Sticks onto the rods be low the neck with two 2V-inch bolts. u is a vcry persisting calf that will pass a wire fence with om as shown at c. Larger animals arc equally well controlled by this yoke, only the rods should be three-eighths or one-half inch, but of the same length. These larger roils must be bent hot. I make them for calves Without heating the rods. A. C. Bartholomew, in Farm anil Home. Milking Konanlss ill Home. To make homemade koumiss, cow's milk should be diluted with one-third its volume of water and two tea- spoonfuls of white sugar added perl quart of liquid. A small portion of this is rubbed into a paste, which Is then placed in strong bottles and al lowed to ferment. After a few days, during which the bottles should be repeatedly shaken, a beverage of great value in cases of digestive dis turbance, as well as of excellent pal .liability for a healthy person, is pro duced. Especial care must be used in corking the bottles tightly, nnd it is safer, owing to the great pressures produced by the fermentation, to wrap the bottles in a heavy cloth be fore shaking them. Dairy and Creamery. Wnsb the Cows In Summer. Cows should sometimes be washed, even in the summer time. The hair protected skin of the cow is a good lodging place for fungoid germs and ferments of all kinds. The cows wnde through stagnant water filled with countless myriads of bacteria, or stand in deep mud equally pol luted. They return to the stable or milking yards and the bacteria re main on them and fall in invisible showers into the milk as it Is drawn. Then we hear about ropy milk, or milk having a rank flavor. It could have been prevented had care been exercised in cleaning the cows. When cows give evidence of having been in auch placea they should be thorough ly washed. Farmers' Review. A recent report says that Her. W. U Meeee, of Auburn, Ind., has mar- Til II Unit Boost- ried 750 cooplee, and a large num erseflsatrlBaeay. of thpm organised, with the name of the Meese Matrimonial association, under the following resolution and pream ble: "We, the members of the Rev. W. L. Reese Matrimonial association of Auburn, Ind., believing that the marriage institution is of the Lord and ia sacred; and having for our aim: First, the. encouragement of tourtahip and marriage; second, the promotion of happiness and concord in married lite; and, third, the die rouragement of separation; there fore be it Resolved, That it shall not be lawful for the members of this as sociation to in any way discourage or prohibit the marriage of worthy persons. Should a member of this association be found guilty of such action, through petty spite or person al feeling, such member will be promptly expelled." The next re union of the association will occur in Waterloo, la., in July. Two men were held in $500 bail each by a New York magistrate the other day for t rial on the charge of having violated the ordi- The Vntt-SpHMnu Move mcttt. annee against spitting in public places. One was arrested on a ferry boat and the other in an elevated train. This Unly serves to indicate the spread of the reform movement that was started only a few years ago in the Interest of public health. Within ten years laws have been enacted in several states and ordinances in most of the principal cities which are designed to put a stop to a disgusting ami dangerous habit to which many of the American people were formerly addicted. Now it is not unusual to sec in railroad stations, steam and Street cars, boats and ot her places for the accommodation of the public plaoarda warning people against spitting. In some cases a penalty is given, and in others the placards simply call attention to the dangers to the public health which urise from Indiscriminate expectora tion. What is a 'reasonable state of in toxication" apparently just missed precise definition by a coroner's jury in Mississippi, which stated in its ver dict that "We, the jury, 11 nd that de ceased came to his death by u stroke of an east-bound train. No. '.'04, on I. C, I!. B.i at Fentress, Miss., in Choctaw county, on the L'Tlh day of November, 1898, he being in a 'rea sonable state of intoxication.' " A somewhat similar Indeflniteness of legal conclusion mars a recent verdict of u neighboring (ieorgia jury, to the effect that "We, the jury, find the de fendant almost guilty." Equally as uncertain and ambiguous as these statements by laymen is the opinion in an early Maryland case, which ac knowledges the corn, by saying that an occurrence referred, to took place "at a former sitting when the court was full." At the n lit election the city of Concord, Neb., elected a full temper ance ticket. Incredible as it may appeal-, all the candidates signed the following pledge before being nomi nated: "We pledge ourselves to use all honorable means to secure the services of Mrs. Carrie Nation as our sole adviser in our official duties and to ndopt no ordinance or measures of importance relative to the town's government without receiving Mrs. Nation's approval." There is actual ly talk in the place that smoking on the streets is to be prohibited and that drunkenness shall be punished by ducking or whipping. The average citizen is not too pa tient, but too Impatient; not too In dulgent of w mugs and abuses, but too much inclined to magnify an unintcn- tlonal and trivial wrong into a serious and premeditated injury, remarks tin Washington Post, Not more but fewer kickers are needed, nnd the general welfare would be promoted if most of those Unhappy and troublesome citi zens who lire accustomed to promts- CUOU8 kicking could be induced to ex- end more energy on their own and less on their neighbors' faults and fol lies. Courtesy for courtesy is, unfortu nately, not the motto of all shoppers. 1 urlng a recent month a large dry goods store sent out, in answer to re quests, $1,300 worth of samples. Ev ery paeknge contained a printed re quest to return samples after exami nation. The head of the department says that less than one-tenth ever rind their way back. "Where are the nine?" is no new lament for bcnelits forgot. "I understand," said a western judge to one of the talesmen from whioh a panel of jurors were to be chosen to try a murder case, "that you have ex pressed yourself as decidedly against capital punishment. Is this true?" "Generally speaking I'm agin capital punishment, but not In the case of this here man, judge, I know him and he deserves all we can give him." The tallest mae aver at the white house shook hands with the presi dent the other day. Hia name ia Vought Burke, of Kngllahtown, Mon mouth oounty, New Jersey, SS years aid and so von feat seven inches tall. RIDER one in each town mam rood ss We ship ill anyone vnthuul a rent deposit DO NOT BUY i- Toil liberal offer has ar This liberal a bicycle. Write CYCLE PURE WHISKEY DIRECT FROM DISTILLER TO C0NSIMER. Four Full Quarts $.20 I At m r.nre.a 'M Express Prepaid. jiyi Driers' Profits, l tt ve-nti Adulter dtwm. OUR OFFER: HAYNEKS avsa-viMj We will send four full! quart bottlr of Htitner'ftl 7-tenr-Old Doublr umip Distilled Kyr for ti.ill,1 e.ri't prepaid, shipped ' in plain package, murks to inuKNle (onJ tenth. If not satisfat tool when received, return ill at our expense; wv w ill! return tour SJ.20. Such WMtkty can't be JW ehewtiert- for tea fftj'i $S, Tlilr.l Not' I Bank.payta :. LoQii; ur any of the I THE HAYNEK DISTILLING CO., 220-232 Went Fifth St., D,.yton, ,309-311 So. Sovonth St. -St. Loui We guarantee nhove tlrm nil) tlo m tt 9(rMt.Bl) REVIVO RESTORES VITALITY Made a n , Well Man THE "S v a ib ri Ail 3. Ul IllCt mxiivozx 1 iemsiiy produces the ubovo result a ln'30 days. It srtl powerfully and quiofely. Cum win n all Others fail Young men will regain their lost niaiibou.l.anilold men will recover their youthful vienr by ualDa BIT VO. It quickly and Surely rcHtorea Nurvuus aess. Lost Vltsllty, Impotence, Nlgldly KuiiMUoni, Lost Power. Falling Mrnmry. Waidlnu IHKrutin.aud 111 effnrte of self idiuwi or exeoHSnd indliirrction, bleb unfile ono (or Study, business or murriidft. U DotODlycflresbyKtartini?attbnH'!it of dmrMo.but Issgrest nerve tonlo and blood builder, bring log back the pink glow to iale rlieekn and re storing the fire of youth. It ward off Iuauit) and (Jonsumptlnn. Ih-m i . havlnc RKVIVU.no stber. It can bo carried In wet iwkrt. Hy mall, eiOOperpaekaRr..cr all r. r ?.'... with a iisl Slve written gauriintce to euro or refund She money. Olrrulsr f re. Address Royal Medicine Co., 'W&fiSflfr For site in Middl ebuvqh, 'tt,, b Ml DDL hi: 1 UGH ii:r; ( ... WANTED.- Capable, reliable person in ev ery oounty to represent lint:'' company nf solid nnanral reputation; ltl'16 salary per year, iuit able weekly; t-'l per 'lay absolutely nitre and nil ipenH.i: itralKbl. bolia-nue, irimin- aaiary, n . 1. mm im, 1. hi Mitli.rv nalil eanb -.in.1, mnl Apenaemoney advanced each week. STAND KU Mwl sr.,.l 4:1 (it-Hi hnl 11 M., 1 lili'iitfo. d n nnx riQ4 I l HARRISBURG.PA. Cubes all Doink and Dout, Addic-hons Ncwif Furnished Ni w nnw,i m ni DR. HAYNE'S, (The Greet acnnan8clentlt) mnroven Double bJxtract ol narsa- parilla and Celery Compound Red (Hover. Beef nnd 12 Vegetables, Ro.i'h mnl Herbs, (no .Mincritls) contains DOUBLE tin- Curatives of anv one dollar Medicine in nm mar Lf mill IftntaTWTfK as loiiir. The Kreatest Remedy of the A', killing nil ItKHI.s, (lestioy. il all .Mlt uu- Blfia mill it Hiuo ami certain cure for KDNKV and LIVER disases, Rheumatism, Nervousness, Dyspe paia. Malaria, Constipation, Sick Headache and all complaints arls im" from iiiiiiuri' l.ioiiil. Reirular nriAAfl.OO ner bottle 16 oZ.. hut in order "to get it introduced in this sec tion we will sell at w cents per Dot tle or I bottles for 1.50 imlil fuilli er notice. Do not wait, order now if you are ailing- The above medicine is used in E -ERY HOSPITAL mid by nil the LEADING PHYSICIANS in the world to day, and highly endorsed by all. Address, AAOHAWK REAEDYCO. April 18-241. K4I.VIK. V V. RUPTURE Write to the MOHAWK REMEDY CO.. Borne, N Y and they will tell ypfl bow you can cure roarBUPTUllB or IIKUN1A and the ONMf WAY they can ptMStbljr bo UOBBO. Free ol ..i...,.. ii will cm! vim but onerrnl. Hon I wall, you will never regret li April ls-341. WANTKD.--t'apable, reliable person In every county to represent large company of solid m 1 . ' - .lib-. ..Urn Mr V.M.r I Vl V - nnanviai miw"..- rr - J ,, able weekly; S per day absolutely Hire and all 1 1. a t .1.1.. ,la4l.,iLi aa aru expenses' siraigni. ovwr-wm no commission; salary paid each Saturday and expense money advanced each week. BTAnO AIU) HOUSe: 834 Dearborn SI., Cb'-ego. 8-7-18 ESTATE NOTICE- Notice lo hereby given Man Power of attorney-in-fact has been granted by the helre In the es tate of Oon red Fetter, late of Penn township. Snvder tJounty. Pa., deeeeaed. A 1 1 persons knowing Ihemsolves to be indebted lo said ee tate should make Immediate payment and thuic having claims against It should present tbem duly ButnenMcefcd OoMeBBMlt. AHornsy-in-fael. Dundore, Pa., uae t, IMI. ft 1 laW UE UUArtT HATNtn M M Eft JOB M 1 I'ytsuiT lWS1 IMRFrRRFNCri llNat'l llauk. aSBBw rir.l'.iir.t b. aaawBv , WB W 1SU tl' ISfVirCI FYIMCT,iURE ..it: MysssSiini 1 1 1 ' 5 11 M L - - AGENTS WANTED to ride and exhibit a sample topi model bicycle of onr manufacture. T0U CAN aHKt 10 TV $50 A WEEK besides having a wheel to ride for yourself, 1901 Model S $10 to $18 '00 & '99 Models .'.$7 to $12 500 Second Hand Wheelico to taken in trade by our Cldcaco retail stores, PsJ IV o7W new any bicycle QN APPROVAL ni tn advance and allow 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL US no risJk in ordering from us, as you do not need to pay a cent if the bicycle docs not suit yon. s wheel anttl yon have wiMlee for ear FAciotv men end psee tiul arm offer has arm been euualed sad is a guarantee el the qaality of our wheels. reliable Drrson ia each towe to distribute cataloaw iea Ibr as ia today for nee catalogue sod out special offer. C0..DefL13QJ Chicago. Pennsylvania Railroad RealorrO Hat lo Detroit, nrrentil iilunid lUluris 1 tonal AseoclMlou. Kr the meeting of the National Ed ucational Association nt Detroit, July 8 to 12, 1901, the Pennsylvania Rail road Company will bU excursion tick ets to Detroit from all stations en it lines, nt the rate nf oue fare fur the round trip, plus $2.00. Tickets will i sold July (i, 7 mnl s, tftiuil returning t leave Dt'trull not earlier than July ! later than July 15. By depositing tickets with Joint Agent "ti ur before July 12, and the payment of 'i0 cents the return limit may be extended t leave Detroit nnt later than September l-t. ti-'-ti-jt lion Are Vnur Kidneys I l.r Uobbs' Bparagoi rnururi'ail kidney Ilia Mam plefri'c A.iil Sterling Kerned Co,, Chicago or N. s, Mr. W. S. Whedon, Ctshier of the first National Bank of Winttir- sct, Iowa, in 11 recent letter iveH sonic experience with a carpenter in bis employ, that will be nf valuato other mechanics. Ho say b: " I bail acarpenter working f'r me who was obliged to stop work lor several days on account of being troubled with diarrhoea. 1 mentionedto him that I bad been similarly troubled mnl that Chamberlain's Colic. Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy baa cure me. He bought a bottle of it from the druggist here and informed me that oue dose cured him, and be ia isagaiual Lis work." For Bale bv the Middleburg Drug S It aeenis in be settled that a dukm can marry un American heireea to iu,i)U4j,uJu fur herself alone. Breaking n deafly, Qunrrymnn (commissioned to brenk the news gently) l)id ye hear that foine blast, mum? Woman- Indade I did. It froipjit cned inc. "Would (Ii had been nenr ye to pro tect ye, mum. It's just such a foine lookin' woman ns you i loike to protect, mum. It's me yez otijjlit to marry." "It's you ought to be kilt cnT.oire ly fee talkin' that way. an' ma mar rled to a foine mon like Micky Fin negs n." "Och, ye nnden't moind about him, mum. lie was kilt by th' blast." N. Y. Weekly. The (.mil Way. Th"- amateur gardener trb-s to cmw ills vegetables, bul cannot f ease 'em; Yel his neighbor's bans, you know, Try Un It best t" help him raisn '.m Chicago Dally News. i pun nil': limit. Kind obi Brooklyn Lady (visiting Biiii,r siii. bcumlngly) So you have a social club here, in Sing Sink'.' How nice! Jimmy, "The RatM (proudly) Yes'm. "And do you belong?" "Oh, yes'm- I'm a. life memberl" Brooklyn Eagle. ituite Natoral, lie who In bis bed Is 111 Must expert .1 bitter pill; But be whu throws the pin sway Will live to die some other day. -Chicago Dully News. Ilia Statement Proved. A fastidious young man complained that a pie a baker sold liiin was not up to sample. This irritated the baker, and lie said, severely! "Young man, I made pies before you were born." "Yes, I can believe that," replied the fellow, who was a wag, "for here is the evidence." Tit-Bits. Net Allowed. The Stork was visibly embarrassed. "I'm sure I'm expected," he began, "and" Well " anid the ianitor. "rules is wnlaa anrl I ean't let VOU in." XL i!H--L The Stork, appreciating, oi oourse, the duties and responsibilities of an. employe, without further comment,! sadly went on his way. Brooklyn Ufe.