I 1 r-Work Weakens Your Kidneys. amy KldmtTS Make Input Blood. , ,he Mood In your body pases through kidney once every three minutes. The kidneys are your Mood purifiers, they fil ter out the waste or impurities in the blood. II they are sick or out of order, they (ail to do their work. Pains, aches and rheu matism come from ex cess of uric acid in the blood, due to neglected v trouble. tuner trouble causes quick or unsteady jrt bests, and makes one feel as though ihad heart trouble, because the heart Is r-working in pumping thick, kidney enci blood through veins and arteries. I ;J I ,u 1 . . i bits were to be traced to the kidneys. new modern science proves that nearly constitutional diseases have their begin r in kidney trouble. you are sick you can make no mistake first doctoring your moneys, me mno. Jie extraordinary eltect of Dr. Kilmer s nn-Koot, the great kidney remedy is i realized. It stands the highest for its bderfut cures of the most distressing cases lis soli on Its merits II drueeists in fifty- iu,,c u"' vsmsimi You may have a JSSMS 1 - . Mr e-t IM JMIH l ".-I LnV bottle by mall name or burnt-1. L alia ramDhlet telling you how to find if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Iition this paper when writing ur. Mlmar o.. Binghamton, N. T . ' IpENNSYLVANIA KAILROAD. lanbury & Lewistown Division, In effect Kwrob 18, 1900. WASH, STATIOSS. 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RAILWAY WHBTWA Kl. rain i.iv! syliiiagrove Junction dally Mr and wen. lam, U 58 p m, 39 p in.--Sunday 9 8J a is, l m. . ive siinimrv diiiiv tseapt Bundan il in tur ItiitTiln.l Jl ii in tor Krio ami Ciin- gtts i lor l.i ll.-t. .iif Krle mnl :in:ini1iili.'iiii i in for Imek Haven, Tvroni' mnl I ho West. (tor Huff ilo, l in ii m for Rellefente Kane bne mill ('aniir.iliiluu.'i Ei in tor kenovn iin.l Klinlra i Ui lor -, ,, i-...t Iny 1-J ii w for Buffalo via Emporium. i iii tor trie, D iu u in lor trio mni anan- B H i m lor wn- im furlAiek Haven anil port i in, !l H n m 1 (10 mnl 5 IHp m lor WilkeK- I am) llitielton In In. In 10 it in. 2 ill p in, 4." p ill I T Sliiliuo- sim mount i armel In.lav 'J 58 ui lor WIlgMbarre EASTWARD, mini leave Sellngrotu jQnotlon a in, dallS arriving at 1'liil idelDbla m New York II S3 d m Baltlinon 8 11 o m lliiiiirton 4 li p in I o in .1 any arm mr at I'liilailiintua I p in New York 3 M a m. Halliinoro '. IS n in lli'.ntou 10 p in. im, ii a I I y arnviiii! at I'niianeipniS , i in, IWw 1 1 irk a in. I taltl inure 1 :lo a m lliiiiu'tun 1 05 a rc . rains auo leave Snnlmry : H o uiy arrirlai at Phlladeldhia s a in moraTSOa m VVMhtnjrton 880 an New ' v i in weeKiUyn. 10 .w a in Siunlav In urn .lily arnvlns at Philadelphia 798 New Vork 9 88 a m. 10 88 Sundays Haiti- -0 a in. h aouinirtion am a in. u iitimoro If ni. Washington i It p in. I' in, we. k navi arrivlmi at PhlladalDbla 1 1, New v..rk 0 81) i in, Battlmors 8 o.i p in lilliKton 7 is pn lallr, arrlvlntr at i'iii.idein'iia 7 n m irK 1083 p in, Baltunors? 80 p m, Wau- li 8 85 p no Mm alio leave Snnbnrf at 980 am and 898 I p m, ir llarrtsburv, Pblladalphia and ire I I,' Will III I P..u IHDTCIIINBON iHn'l Kamursr. C0M31NA1ION WITH THE POST. l o irivp l,..l lilt' Hi ill . ntnlvl ,1 1 1 r r . r '"'"8 iinationa with the Post. 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I... . 7." iioeii Willi me ihh'HI apwa n me country nnd la well worth I .i-Keu lor 1 E . the Practical Farmer, one year,! ine Middleburg PosT,one year, n advance. 81.50. Both of alxive ltaocrs and the Prnrtticnl hner Year Book and Agricul- Aimanac tor 1900. na i in "ice, only $1.65. Ije Practical Farmer i one of the best 1 11 nail; 'Sf""1' 'aauea weekly, SoiZf- 7,h' y' book eonUlis KJt iauaalul to the farmer. i ci-!"' aiena is a cents. Tsar Book laroaly tl.88. THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. Uiioi im the) lllirnat loaal Srrlra tot Jmma 2, 1N1-Jhii Oar High Priest In Mmii. (Prepared by H. C. Lenlnton.) THE LESSON TEXT. Hebrew - 9:11-14. 24-28.) U. But Christ belna; come an hlj;h prlSSt of food things to come, by a greater und an ore perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that la to say, not of his bullalnc; 12. Neither by the blood of areata and ealvsa, but by His own bfood He entered la once Into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption fer us. 13. For If the blood of bulla and of aroais, and the aahes of an heifer apriakllns; tha unclean, saBotlBeth to the purifying of th flesh: It. How much more shall the blood of Chrlat, who through the eternal Spirit of fered Hlmaelf without spot to Qod. purge your conscience from dead works to aerve the living God? 24. For Chrlat Is not enteraal Into the holy placea made with bands, which are the figures of the true; but Into Heaven ltveif, now to appear la the presence of liod lor us; ffi. Nor yet that He should offer Hlm elf often, nt- the high pru.t entereth Into Hie holy place every eiir with blood of others, IU. Kor then must Ha often have suf fered Klnce the foundation of th world; but now once In the end of the world hath He appeared to put away aln by the sacrl- ftce oi Himself. 27. Ami as it Is appointed Unto men ones to dl. hut after this the Judgment: So Christ air once offered to bear th fins of many, and unto them thai look for Him shall He appear the second time without sin unto salvation, UOUsION TtEXTiHe .! Hreth to amUe Isitstreesalon for aia, Urb, Tills. NOTES A N 1 CO l M 1 1 N TS The true signiticance ot the life, death and resurrection of the Sav iour is the essence of the lesson given fur to-day. It shows that Jesua ilid not tiiiih or complete lli work when He left this world of ours, In n very real sense Re had lut begun it. The world had wandered far from its Maker through i-in and will ful disobedience. Jesus came to show the world the way back to licid. The mission "f Jesus was to bring all men into intimate relations with the all-wise Father. To do this Jesus came to earth to give an example In right living, ol a noble character, lie made the sacrifice of the afros on the altar of human Ignorance and big otry, and then rose triumphant from the grave in which llis enemies had lut Him, lint this was not enough. While iii the physical form on earth the work of Jesus was localized. So He ascended to the father, sending the Holy Spirit to instruct the hearts and consciences of His followers the world over. Nor was this Clio :h. lie had In come the Bacrlflce for human in; at tha right hand of His Father in Heaven He became the great high priest hearing the confessions of stumbling, falling Christians, receiv ing the repentance of tin tired of sin, and acting ns media i between all and the great Father i , .in sin had made the world afraid. This wo tiike it is the central truth to be pre sented. In making an analysis of the les son we would present not alone the lesson text as printed, bill also cer tain other references bearing on the priesthood of C hrisl : I'hrlst Our HIkIi Priest Heh, H:11-1i Ills Holy Character Heb. 7:21-28 The N. w Holy of Hi .In I Heb 9 I IS Christ the Mediator Heb. 12:1 Christ our High Priest. The bet ter priesthood of Christ is seen iii its better sanctuary (verse 11); its hotter offering (verse 12); its better purifying (versos 13, 14), The high priest, among the Jews rep resented the people before Qod; he was imperfect in nature, sometimes wicked. J ii contrast is Christ being come, etc, rather "of good things that are come;" :i better priesthood and offering a better hope, a com plete salvation. The Jews had a tab ernacle, then a temple, great and glo rious, with courts, a holy and most holy place. As the high priest passed through the outer courts into the holiest, so Jesus passed through the skies into the true temple, Heaven, far more glorious than earthly tem ple. The Lord is the maker of the true temple, all human works arc im perfect, it was a Divine command to use blood of calves, but it was n temporary arrangement; they could bring sins to remembrance, but could not remove sin (10:3). Con trast with the blood of animals JeSUS own blood, that of the Son of (iod, nf infinite worth, procuring eternal redemption from the power and love of sin to ;v life of holiness. His Holy Character. -Chr! t's sln lCSSnesa is a point not to be over looked. The priests of the olden time were human and faulty, often grossly unrighteous, Into the pure ear and heart ni. Jesus our confi -Ions of trouble nnd trial and short coming are safe. He loves to forgive and bless. Hut not only is till ro purity, but. in that He was tempted as n man like as we are tempted, 0 Christ can enter sympathetically into all our experiences. The New Holy of Holies, Christ, in contrast with tin' Jewish high priest, did not enter any material place con st runted by men's hands. The new holy of holies i.s at the very throne of fiod. Christ the Mediator. This is an other phase of Christ's priestly func tion, and really the heart of the mat ter. Sin has separated us from Qodi Christ, the sinless One, brings us again to that condition in which alone we can have communion with (iod. SM-ur I'ii i ills. Only the clean can see clear. Fast living is really but slow dying. Only he is lit to lead who can be led. The dwarfs of earth may be the giants of Heaven. The distress of another may be God's touchstone for our virtues. A diamond must remain dirt if it be not willing to lose half itself. It takes a groat man to preach a good sermon ton small congregation. Grit is a good thing to have so long as you don't fire it in your neighbor's faces. Ram's Horn. BIG SHOWJKA Tl Manaa;enof the Buffalo Exposition Full j Satisfied. AN INTERESTING SPECTACLE. Tha Procession That Marched Through tha Qates Included Men From Nearly Every Country In the World Vice President Roosevelt Guest of Honor. Buffalo. May 21. The formal dedica tion of the Pas American exposition was fully ap to expectations. The day was fair, and the Industrious, energet ic men who planned this great enter prise rejoice in the ftatturlnu success. The day began with a parade. In which there were men from nearly every country in the world, and ended with an aerial bombardment from flying bombs and a brilliant electrical Il lumination. Between the two were the formal exercises of the dedication, with oratory that tool; its theme from the lesson of the time, prayer lor right, music, song and poetry. The city was bright in dress of Uags and hunt tug, the exposition group brilliant in rolor, the moving crowds were in hol iday garb and the whole effect was highly pleasing. The record of attend ance for the day was fully up to expec tations of the most enthuslsastlc. The procession that formed at th? city hall and marched by way of the main thoroughfares to the exposition grounds was an Interesting spectacle, and thousands lined the route. Vice President Roosevelt was the guest of honor, and when he reached the hall the parade was slatted with u volley of aerial bombs. Two thousand troops, who got their time from four bands, led the way, and alter them were a hundred carriages with the of cials nnd guests. Behind them came the concessionaries from the Midway. Western Indians mingled with the chil dren "f the tropics, the orient and tho Mediterranean, and gave the pro cession its touch of color. Thoy were in native costume, had a scon, of ar tistic floats and fifteen hands furnish oil them music. The entry of the procession to the exposition grounds at. noon was a magnlflci nt Bpectaclo, The crowd In tin- grounds at the time numbered fully 40, ', and the greater part of it was mrusod in the esplanade. President Milburne, of the exposi tion, and Vice President Roosevelt led the way and the crowd cheered them OS they advanced. A hundred yards from the Temple of Music they halted, and at the other end of the esplanade several thousand carrier pigeous were suddenly released. Confused at first by tholr own numbers, they circled low In wild flight and then gradually soar ed upwards on graceful wing. High up, where they got their bearings, they parted and took flight to every quarter of the compass, Below the crowd look ed on in silent admiration. The vice presidential party then tiled on Into the Temple of Music, and the parade, re forming, marched on through the grounds. The formal dedicatory ceremonies in the presence of a crowd limited only by the size of the hall, wore Impressive, There were strong words for clo nr union among the American republics and the remarks of Vice President Roosevelt on that point and the con gratulatory telegrams from the pre i dents of the American republics ex cited the greatest enthusiasm. All of the American republics wrt represented at the dedication and thi Ir military attaches and com ml loners were given conspicuous places iu the group of special guests. The exercises began with the rendi tion of Handel's Alleluia by tl..; Sev-enty-Orst regiment band. Then the venerable Bishop Charles H, Fowler led in prayer, after which President MHhiirn road a scries of cong telegrams, and their reading ; r ted cheer upon cheer, .Mayor Com i I !.- '.: was then Introduced, and when the cheers over his speech bad su -! Robert Cameron Rogers recib d a ; i m, The Orpheus society gave a m g cent rendering of Sturm's Lib ra and Vice Pri -.!(! nt H i Bi 't was r;' sented. He was vigorously cheered, and made several atti mpts to spoak be fore he found Quieted auditors, Hi.: brilliant. Bpe 'ch waa frequently Inter rupt! d by applause. Bmilio 'ie Gogorxa sang the prologue from I Pa llaccl and Senator Lodge was pri enti i. He, too, was very cor dially welcomed, When lie had finish ed Fredi t ic Almy read a poem, and Lieutenant Governor Timothy Wood ruff made the' concluding address. After the lieutenant governor had concluded the chorus, audience and hand united in America. The benedic tion was by Bishop William I). Walker. The closing musical number was an In spiring march rendered by the Seventy-first Regiment band. At the conclusion of the exercises In the Temple of Music there was a grand display of day llreworks on the esplan ade and about the court of fountains, ending w ith a grand salute of 500 large guncotton rockets. The midway was the place where the set program ended and the beauties of the esplanade, tower, court and mall were no match for its charms in pop ular affection. An unusual number of concessions are included in the mid way and many of them give extensive and attractive performances. The feature last night was the elec-. trical show. The electrical tower was a dascllng column of light, and the play of lights on fountains below pro duced some beautiful effects. Skin Diseases When the zcretorv organs fail to carry off the mute material from the arstefB, there is an abnor mal a ouanulation of effete matter which poisons and clogs the blood, and it becomes soW aad Mid. This poison is carried through the general circulation to all parts of the body, aad upoa reaching the akin surface there is a redoes and eruption, and by certain peculiarities we recognize Bcsexaa, TetUr, Acne, Bait Rheum, Psoriasis, Brysipelas and many other skin troubles, more or lea sever. While the skin is tha seat of irritation, the real disease is in the blood. Medicated lotions aad powders may allay the itching and burning, but never cure, no matter how losg and faithfully coBimueu, ana u conajuon is oiieu aggravated aad akin permanently injured by laeir use. TBc Usease is nore Man skin deep; me etflre circulation is poisoned The many preparations of arsenic, mercury, poUab, etc, not only do not care skin diseases, but awun natu the digestion and break down the constitution. S. 9. 9., nature's own remedy, made of roots, herbs and barks, of great purifying and tonical properties, quickly and effectually cure blood and skin troubles, because it goes direct to the root of the disease and stimulates and reatores normal, healthy action to the different organs, cleanses and enriches the blood, and thus relieves the system of all poisonous accretions. eV 3. m. cure permanently because it leaves none of the original poiuon to referment in the blood and cause a fresh attack. sss Skin Diseases will le sent free upon application. LEGAL ADVERTISING- Court Proclamation. W'llKKK.xs the Hon. Harolil M. MeClure '' President Judge ol the Judlolal District, oo in posed "l the eountloa ol Snyder, and Psion and Peier V. Kleutle and Z, T. Gem Iterlltig. Eaus., Aaaiielate Judatea in and forSny iter county, have Issued itieir pteeit, bearing. ,lntu the .nil day ni Apr. A. II,, IWI, t.. me directed lor the hold Ins wlan Orphans' Court, s oourt ot Common Plcsa, court oltiyer anil Ter miner ti n.l General t'ourl nftiuarter Heaalona l Ihel'eiiee, at Mlddlahurgh, lot He' county nl Snyder, on the iir-i Hondny, (helna the 3rd day ni .'ime loot), .mil to cnutinue on week. ffotloe la then lore nereb) given to the I'lirnii r, J astloes of the Pence and tlonatablei in and lurthe enmity ol Snyder, in sppoarln thelf ptonor veraon with their rolla, records, Inqulsl lions, examination and ..'tier remembrance! to do those thins' which nl their otOoaa and In their bahall partaln to be done an.l srltneaaeii and perinn i.ri.seeiitlus; In behall nt the rum nonwealtn seminal ani porsonof persona urw re qutrsd to ho then and there aitendln mnl de parting without leiive al theirperll, Juatlcci are requested to l punctual In then attendance at the iipi'iiinteii i nr... ;i,free ihty tn notice. Oiven under my hand 1 aonlal the Sheriff Office in Mlddlelurgh, the uh day nt May A. II., one thousand nine hundred one. (i. w KOW. Sheriff. UriDOM ' M'I'H USKMKN I v Notice Is here, by given that the following Widows' Ap pralsenieuts under! he fsiaiiuw, have been tiled with the 'lerk m the urpiuus' t'ourl ot Snyder county for confirmation June urd, mot, Appratsemcni nl Mrs Utile A. Herroht, widow ..t Dtintel li Herrnld, lute nt i h iptmin township, si.yiier County, I's., ii Bed, nlitted to bo taken under the 3"n excni Hon uiw, Appraisement nl Mrs, Bllzabetlt Heoshnltjt widow nt benjamin Hcesholiz, Me ot Chiipinnii township suyderOounty, i'n., deeeau'd, elect ed to be taken under the VM0 exemption law, ApprnlsMtneni ol Mrs Amanda Kline, widow nf Levi Kline, late nt West nwr township, siiMler County, Pa., deceased, elected to tic taken under tin- (am exemption law. Appraisement nt Mrs. Kthtuhetti Oarwnn, widow nt Henry Oiirmnn, lain nt rem town ship. Snyder County, Pa,, rtee'd elected in be i liken nniier the fsoo exemption law, Aportlscmenl nt Mrs. Matlld i Kinney, widow ot Wilson Kinney, late .( Hellnsgrove, Snyder i "i ni ti v, pa,, ! ased, elected to Do taken undor the asoo exemption law, ii. M SDINDBL, Clerk. Mlddleburgi Pa.. Maj i, nwi. KRtltHTBK'8 Nu l b Ks Notice Isttereby Kiv. en Hint the following named pnrsons Iihvs Hied their Adminlstrntors', (lumdlsn. and l editors' scoounts lathe lt(flster'sOfll t Sny der County, and the sum,, will he presented tnr ronArtnatfon and allowance nt the cviail House in Mlddleburgh, Mondaj'.June Brd.liWl, first and final account of n. P, Hummel, one nr the administrators ol the estate nl Hlmon Hummel, luteol Monroe township, ii saed, Becond mnl ttnnl account "f l- A, Kern ind 0 M. Mostz, administrators nf the estate ..f George Kern, latent Mlddleburg, deceased, Account of II, llorvcj Hclioeh and Howard D. Hchnure, executors of ths iai uiu and iws meal nf Mary Klttera Hnyder, late nt Bellac grove, deceased. Plrsi and tlnal iiccouni ol Bsnnlvel Waiter, ndinlulatraior of the estate ol John Bhawver, lateof.Adams township, deceased, Plrsi and llnnl Recount of George Gondllng nnd Isunc G'MHllliig, iidmlnistrutnrs ol t linos, t neni nhurlcs i icdiiiig, late ol perrj town- ship, it ns. . i. Plrsi nnd llnnl nceoimt ofY.ll. Wagner, ex . , in M ni Mm . Hate ol l.ewls Kttter, lateol Cen tre low iiship, dectMised, Plrsi .mil im ii .nint nf Mary " and cims. A Mover, admlntstralors of the estnteol Henry M oyer, I iite ol I'onn lownshlp, deceased, Plrsi ind final nccount of It.c. r.- and Hnvld ,f. Jarrelt. exe ulors nl I tie ralsto of Daniel Jar n u, Ian. ni Monroe tow nshlp, decoasod, Plrsi iind'tlnal nceotint nf iron r. Romlg, gil ir.ll III ... Ihllsy M. an.) .1 ones T. Ilalh". . chil dren ind heirs or i.'rlali I'. Ilsfllsy, lute ol se llnSKrnve iadocena id. pirstnna final icconnt ofltobert nnd Milton Hueknubunr, executors nl iho last will and lesiaineiii or ftirali A. Ilncsonburg, lute tf I in - i Plrsi ni 'i llnnl nncount of James v. Smith, nd-nu:-'. i r r the est ute ol Vloictte Howorijox, tn . Mlddleburg, Pa., il used. t i i nd final i 'nil ofHatnuel H. Htroub, eve- tor of i ho insl will nnd testament ol Thos, i i", Isle of Centre township, decunsed, Pirst and final account of Annie Pisher, - l the eslnte of Husun Klshor, late of Sc. 1 i iii ml llnnl account of t. A, Wagner, ex. , . . . pirst inri tlnal i uatoi IV, II, Swart, ex. eetiior of the last will and testamonl cl Haul M Kwnrtz, lute of l linpmun township, li M.l I irsi and llnal accouni of it irrlson Miller, nd mlnlstriitorC T. A, of the entatn ol Miiinucl r. Miller, late ofl'i rrj low nslilp, deceased, Plrsi nnd llnal account ol Augustus Htroub and Levi I: imer, sdmlnlsiratpni of the estate of Tobl is liami r. ime ol C'li ipman township, di c'd, yitst and tlnnl accoum of ". s. stn ub, exoo'i lor of the last will and tea amentol Paul Wal ter, late of Ceatra township, deceased, .t. ii. W i i.i.n. Register. MIddloburg, Pa., Maj A, IR0I, liny i. lie Remenslieted, Church You used to bo in business with that, man? Gotham- -Yes. "You've evidently lost faith In him ?" "Well, yesi I lost all the faith 1 had, and an equal amount of money, the same ilay." - Yonkers Statesman. To He HeiiiOTeil. Bookkeeper Did the boss onrry out tbnt plan of yours? Clerk No; but I (mess Mike will. Bookkeeper Hike ? Clerk Yes, the porter. The boss threw the plan in his wastebasket. Philadelphia Press. A Monty Maker. "I shall make a fortune out of my new musical box. You put a penny In the slot arid " "And the thing play a popular air?" "No, It atopa playing one." Tit-BU Healthy blood is necessary to presarve that clear, smooth skin and beeulitnl com plexion so much desired by all. a. S. 8. can I relied upon with certainty to keep the blood in perfect order. It has been curing bluwd aad skiu diseases for half a cen tury ; no other medicine rau show such a reoord. S. S. S. contains no poisonous minerals is purely vegetable and harmless. Our medical department is in charge of physician of Targe experience in treating blood ami skiu diseases, who will take pleasure iu aiding by their advice and direction all who desire it. Write fully and freely about your case ; your letters are bald in strictest confidence. We make no charge whatever for this service. Our baiok on Blood nnd THE SWIFT RIDER one in each town WANT .i reliable person exenange lor a mcycie, wnte MEAD CYCLE REVIVO nESTORES VITALITY Made a Well Man the atMs Ot Me. n.iinliiii.1 !! i.l.iiw ..nill. l.i1A Am-mm lt i.fi 1 V. .,..11....., O. Phm. K.M .1lA.hMf.ll j stsnngiBonwillresalo their lout. maDhood.aad old men will recover their youthful vmor by unlns Itt:VIV). It liiii. lily and nurely restored Ngrvoua ness, Ifint Vitality, ImiKHeucy, NUthlly KiuiHaionn, I Lost Power, Failing Memory. Wantimi Dim aajj.aM ill etfi'i'ta ot i' .i.ti.-' oroxceeHSn.l c. ii. . r lion sbleb iintltHoun (orBtuily, biifnnpon or marriage. 14 not only cures by starting at the seal ot dtueaae, but ior--.it nerve tonic mnl blood builder, bring Ing baek the pink plow to polo cheeka and re storing the fire of youth. It wanls n(T Itibinity and Coasumptlon, Insist on baring KKVIVO, up other. It can I n rarrled In voet pocket. 1' mad 1.00 par package, or tlx tor StMHk with a pwi live written gtinrnntee to core or refund themuuey, Clreularlreo. Addreaa Royal Medicine Co., rcAuo." tor mitt in Middlebui-qh, Jo., I MIDDU'jIU HO 11 ' I o. WTMv CntHit'le. rclUlbla pcrHn in ev fry putinly U tfnti nt Ittric' Cftiiutiy of iwltil 11 nunc nt reinitiation; lUCJi si'urv iwr ytiir. psjr nblfl weekly; r lny iilt-nlutcly aiirf nint nil iptpfiw - RtrnfKlita bonivflilt1, ilellnlte Kiblury, o comtnlmiloti; Mlnry mltt rncli iiturttoy And Ppnnii' money ndviweed wieli Mfcck, STAND lloi sS,a Hi I ear born Kt. CbkliKU, c.1 mr EELEY INST,t TP P 0 BOX 594 I f HARRISBURG.PA CubesallDbink and Dbuo Aooictiow. NfWtl rilDNI'.HI 0 NtW tANftGI Ml NT DR. HAYNE'S, 1 he Ureal OerrhiililHeientlat) iui proved Double Kxtriicl of Sarsa pnrillti nu-1 1 Iui L'niupoUDil tr Clover, D"if mill l- Vi'Botiibles, Roota nnd Hi i Ih. (im Mini rata) eonlniiiH I U BLK the Curiil ivi a n! unv ono dollar Meiliciuo in ilm mnr 1;, i and I latsTWIG its long Tbo iireateHl Retuedy of the A lit, killim QKH.MS, tk'fitroyed :i!l MICKO 1 HES Mini ii i in ! .'iti'i eei '.nu euro I lor KDN I' V .1 LIVER disasea, Rheumatism, Nervousness, Dyspo ! !ii!t. Malaria, Oonstiputioii, Sick I I Ii ailaeli. uml all (Oil.'plllinls UllH in"' iintii iiupuni bi I. It Bulnr price 1.110 per botl 1(1 10 OZ , bill ill order to net i' ml roiluced i:i this sec I lion we u ill s. ll at 'id cents per bot tle nr l bottles for i?J 50 until furth er notice i'ii not wait. order now :i you ate iiilniff. The above medicine is used in i',V-1 ERY IK ISPITAb :u I bv "II Hi' ' LEADING PHYSICIAN'S in the world to day, uud highly euitorsodl by all. Addreao, AONAWK RUAL-DY CO. April Is Jit. KOMG, N V. RUPTURE ; Write to the MOHAWK RKMEDYCO., Rome, N. V., uml they will tell you liow you sn euro , yinir 1(1 1'TI It K nr IlKltMl and the ONLA WA they esnpoaalbly lie CUUKD. free ol , eliiirtre It will cost y lutOBeeeni, uoui wait.ynu will never regret it, April 18-Stt, WANTED. Capable, reliable parson in every enmity to represent large company "f aolla Bnanotal reputation; Ms aalary per yeur, nay- nl.le weekly; $:i tier ilny absolutely uro BIIU Sll SgpSDSSS" Maigbii bona liile. dsnnita aalary. do oommlssloni aalary paid tseh Saturday nnd eiiiense money advaneed encli week. StAI a iiu iioust. 334 Dearborn St., Ok'age. s-.-ii I by nriisglata. tj i ,W, we: I JfTystfc. l'liotoirnrilcifl 1 "Vv SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, CA. AGENTS WANTED to ride and exhibit a sample 1901 model bicycle of our manufacture. YOU CAN MAKE $10 TO $50 A WEEK besides having a wheel to tide for yourself. 1901 Models SiSSS $10 to $18 '00 & '99 Models BL $7 o $12 500 Second Hand Whee!s& o taken in trade by our Chicago retail si in , .; nt ., U many i:m.l as new.... We ship any bicycle ON APPROVAL to anyone Without tl Cent deposit ill UUt'UnCi and allow 10 DAYS FREE TRIAL, Sag jio rik in ordering from us, as yon do not need to pay a cent it" the bicycle does not suit you. MUAT DIIV wheel until yon luivc written for our IIU I DUI FACTOR! PRICES mid IKII IKIU nil'IK This liberal offei has nevet been equaled and is a ; u routee ol the auatlty i i i 1 1 r hei Is. in ench town to distribute catnloRti fir us in louay tnr irec cbibiobuc aim nur api nan w r. CO-.DUi. 130.1. Chicago. Ills It ell soil, "What makes you pul su iu n 'i of ymi r writing! in dialeei ,'" "Well," answered tin novel :."it is a sure way of plensiiiej a frn il many people who are bo proud ni b. able to LMiess tin- pronuiicintloii ihai they rU.iit bother about the Bonsu of u all." Washington star. MnklttK III. null I'opnlnr. Friend (to snlomi keeper)- Why do ymi t rent your irieniiH so oi ien, nans . Hans Veil, yer sit', 1 vant n h many of dem neb poasible to surrount natas pierven I'm det und (rune, und 1 t'oufrht innype dej inlgbi i re a pi to do it if 1 ox dem to surrounl some of it ven I'm still alife. See? Judge. in the ( h 1 1 .1 1 n s PlayKronsial, Muriel Mulligan Ituperl Itafferty wanted me ter elope it" him yestiddy afternoon. FMfl Plannlgnn Why didn't yer? Muriel Mulligan I WUZ afraid I wouldn't gll back in t inn- fer upper. r.ivvn Tuples. I .. Kentucky, The Colonel It's amnzin' how the child run growl It seems like yester day when that liny nf yours was it baby. Tin' Major 'I'll. it's sn! I .-.in hardly realize that he's earn in' his own cork screw! Puck. It potherly il lee. Miss Fuzgle I want to break my en gngement but don't know how to do it wit boii i driving the poor fello to sui oide. Little Prother- Why don't you let him see you iu curl papers Just onceT Tit-Oil a t In) l iii 1. 1 Sow, Spartan Did I understand you tn admit thai your rival is the champion pugilist? j'ltz-Corbctt Xo, sir, I -:iiil "plagia risl." lie's been tisii I : . ! ' Well lleHPrlbril, M Mr. " ' . a ii Llkel) 1 in ii. ; I n head out "f i rubbed agin do brii i mi do si. in ub b; tunnel. Chicago I fly Ni ws. W II it t WfIN lie., ii e,I. Mr. Iloleaayle 1 want boy that don't chew, smoke or c , and Is always neat, clean, brave, ma courteous. Applicant Bully Gee! W l j a want is a matinee Idol! Puck. A Sure Mao. "I mi) certain that .Minnie intends to marry Frank." "What makes you so certain?" "I heard her scolding him for send Ing her such valuable presents."- Har lem I.ifc. Kot unite tin- Same. "Yes, the tribes elected him king and as soon as they elected him they said: 'Hall, king.' " "And then?" "The reijjni bepan." The King. pit folks iSss mm VV l)KS "ir Hroedvar New sors- ei sajspaaasaaan