Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis-
courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor
ana cneertulnes soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out ol order
' or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
1 that it Is not uncommon
for a child to be bor
1 afflicted with weak kit
Bays. If e ohUd uriii-
'es "'en. if the
urine scalds the fiesh -r hCn the child
reaches an 4fe -,.iu nould be able to
control (he p. age. It is yet afflicted with
led-wettlng. depend upon it. the cause of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. ihls unpleasant
trouble Is due to a diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made mis
erable with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root Is soon realized. It Is sold
by druggists, in fifty
cent and one dollar
si:es. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free, also pamphlet tell- Home of FtwuijvRoot
ingsll about it. including many of the
thousands oi testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer
ti Co.. Blnghamton, N. Y., be sure and
mention this paper.
PENNSY! VANIA KAILH0A0.
Sunbury & Lewistown Division.
In effect tfaroli in, V.m.
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1127 Maitlamt 749 3 '.'4
lldA l,ewlstowil I 7 W 3 1.1 1
11 37 Lewlntown (Main Street. ! 7 33 8 18 I
1140 Lewistown Junction. 7)0 310.
Train leavem Sunbury S 30 r m, ar
rive at Selinsgrove 5 45 p m
Leaves SelinBgrove !:00 p. ni.. arrives
at Sunbury 6:15 p. m.
TraiuH leave LewUtowo Junction :
4 i in, 10 13 in. 1 10 p m,l30p m ,1 Hp n, 7 07p
m, 17 0! a m for Altoona, Ptttaburir. unit the Want.
For Haltliiiure and WMniOKton HOSftm 8 30.
102. 1 3ft 4 83. 8 io p in Kor Pnlladtluhla anil New
York 6 58, 8 05, B 80 a m, 1 03 1 S3 4 88 and 1110 p
m Kot 1 1 am in um 10 p a
Philadelphia Erie R R Division.
AND
NOUTHKKN I'lNTRAL RAILWAY
WE8TWAR0,
Train ! uves a 'llmgrove Junction atlly lor
Minh'ii v and West.
9 2-i k m, 12 38 p in , 30 p m. Sunday 1 15 a m,
8 48 p m.
Trail's leave Kunbury dally except Sunday:
It 23 a m for Bun do, l II a m for Brie aad Can
tmlatirua Mil
110 h m for Bellelonte Erie and Canandalicua
ti 12 a ra for Look Htven, Tyrone and the West .
12 48 for Buffalo, 1 10 ii m for Bellefonte Kane
Tyrone and I'anandafirua
5 45 p B) tor kenovo and Kl in I ra
40 p n lor Wllllumspor
Sunday 1123 a m for HuTTilo via Emporium.
Ill an (or Erie, 5 10 a m lur Erie and Canau
l.iik u a 8 53 p ui lur c-1
42a in for Lock Haven and
llamiport
11 50 am, B 15 a m 2 00 and 5 48 p m lor Wllkei"
liarre and Iliwt Iton
6 10 a m. lu ill ii in , 2 hi p in. 5 45 p m lor Sliamo
.ii and Mount Tunnel
Sanday 9 55am lor Wilkeabarre
KASTWAUI).
rraltn1 Isavs Sellnsgrov Junction
m iv. a in, daily iirrlvlnir at Plili adelphta 1
17 p m Mow York 5 53 in Baltimore 3 11 p in i
WHfhlnatoii 4 It pin
5 34 p in dally arriving at I'hlladelphla
.0 20 p in New York 3 53 a in. Hall I more B 45 p in
WunhlnKtoii 10 5t p in
8 tip id, unity arrlvlnv at Philadelphia!
413t ni, New York 713 a m. Ilaltlmorc 2 30 a ui
Washington 4 05 a n.
Tra'ijM aleo leave Suntiury :
2 45 am dally arriving at I'hilaileldhla 6 51 a m
Haltluinre 7 20 in Wayliirgtou 8 X1 a in Ne 1
York B 33 a m Weekdtyn. 10 38 a m Sunday,
3 10 a in da'ly arriving at Philadelphia 7 22
a in, Now York o 33 a in, 10 38 s iudays Uttlil
mcte 7 20 a in, Washington 8 30 a ui. Baltimore
12 ; p m, Washington illPm.
155 pm, week day arriving at Philadelphia
23 p ra. New York 8 80 p m, Baltimore 00 p m
Wartilngion 7 15 p m
3 31 p m dallv. arrlvtnsr ar. Philadelphia 7 37 p m
New York 1023 p m, Balllinur: 7 30 p m, Wash-
lorton 8 36 p m
Iran
stni SIM leavft SunhiirT At 8.10 2 in knit S 28
and 8 31pm, lur HarrtahurK, Philadelphia anil
Baltlmara
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The New York Tri-Weekly Tri
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WedneiKlay aad Friday, reached a Inrgu
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laaue, and each edition la thoroughly
np-to-date daily family newipaper for
busy people.
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and the Middleburg POST, one year,
paid in advance, only $1.25
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of nation and world, the moat reliable
market reporta, unexcelled agricultural
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Uon and choice and entertaining mis
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the entire United States, a national fam
ily paper for farmers and vlllasera.
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and the Middleburg Post, one year,
paid in advance, only $1.05.
The Tri-Weekly World comes three
tines a week, is filled with the laid
newa of the country and la well worth
the price asked for It.
The Practical Farmer, one year,
and the Middleburg Post, one year,
paid in advance, $1.50. Both of
the above papers and the Practical
Farmer Year Book and Agricul
tural Almanac for 1900. naitl in
advance, only $1.65.
The Practical Farmer la one nf the beat
'arm papers published, issued weekly,
aMl.OO year. The year book contains
" Paces in which there la a fond of in
formation that la useful to the farmer.
The price of this book alone Is SO cent.
and the Tsar Book for only II. S3.
! As result of a protracted series a.
experimenti with salt solutions, the
.. erheacv of which in
Null a Life
prolonging life w .is
r i u j announced
by l'rof. Loeb. of the I 'Diversity oft'hi-
wfo. two prominent physicians of
that city claim to have demonstrate!
that in eases of BTenl ou of blood h
disease or injury, normal sail solution
used as a restorative will s.ir life even
when M per cent, of the blood lias been
lost. The experiments, which have
been extended over a period of six
months, have, according to the physi
cians, made practicable a new system
of blooding and substitution of salt so
lutions for persons suffering front
pneumonia, typhoid, malarial fevers,
peritonitis, ucute and chronic llr l i
disease and nil heart affections result-
inf,' from the last named complaint.
Much success ha followed, the i h -clans
say. all their experiments, par
ticularly those made with pneumonia
and Bright's disease, In their experi
ments the physician! used more than
100 ilops and found it possible to with
draw 70 per cent, of the circulation
from an animal before it was necessary
to inject a Stimulant. The final test
was made on a dog from which BO pet
cent, oi me oiooa nna tieen w II hi raw
needta connected with a salt water
apparatus containing a two per cent,
solution wa Inserted In the jugulai
vein inn! a second needle inserted in the
junction of the large veins lylngclost
to the heart. After the blood had been
drawn off the aait solution was forced
in around the heart am! Into the ves
sels of the brain. The dog was able to
stand inside of an hour and on the fol
lowing day was able to w alk. A human
patient suffering with pneumonia, n ho
was operated upon, recovered in much
shorter time than it was customary
spleen and in six weeks all symptoms
of disease had disappeared, No clnlm
was made that a cure had been effect
ed in eases of HriKlit's disease, the phy
sicians merely asserting that they had
removed several of the most trouble
some features of the complaint.
Some one in the Philippines should
preserve the humor evolved by Amer
ican soldiers since they landed in what
was practically a strange world.
Scarcely a letter of any length comes
from n private without examples of
new wards or novel bits of American
fun. A company of infantry on a trans
port that repeatedly stuck fast on the
coral ridges rechriatened the ship the
"Chamois, because she skipped from
rock to rock with such ease." One cor
respondent describes an inland march
during the rainy season, and says: "I
was glad to finish the trip with my
immortal soul and a toothbrush."
Along the route the monkeys came out
and barked in chorus. Then "they
would laugh and grab their mothers'
tails and do trapeze acts, and show in
every way that they knew we were not
enjoying ourselves." American volun
teer have always been the keenest of
spontaneous humorists.
There was an enormous shortage in
the crop of green pens in the United
States during the past .year, owing
principally to the ravages of the
aphis, a little green insect which de
stroys the. plant. Long Island suf
fered severely, and growers In Del
aware. Maryland and New Jersey were
little better off. In localities further
north the aphis did not appear, as the
cooler climate was unfavorable to its
development. Altogether the loss of
growers on the pea crop amounted to
about $3,000,000.
While a large oak log was being
sawed into lumber ut L. C, Beeth'l mill,
Richwood, O., the circular sow ran into
an obstruction in the log, which com
pletely wrecked the saw and endan
gered the lives of the workmen. The
log was chopped into nnd almost. In its
heart was found the steel bit of an n..
which must have been broken off there
at least 30 years ago. as indicated by
that number of concentric growth
rings surrounding it a a center.
According to the testimony before
the senate committee on agriculture
the other day, a manufacturer of oleo
margarine defined "process butter" to
be oleomargarine "washed with sul
phuric acid" to remove rancidity. With
"proce butter" and "formaldehyde
milk" the American breakfast of chic
ory and buckwheat cakes, with glucose
maple sirup, becomes a thing to make
the stoutest tremble.
Iowa is one of the few states not rep
resented in the statuary hall at the na
tional capital, and members of congress
from the Hawkeye state are consider
ing whether it Is not time to abolish
the unenviable distinction.
The members of President McKIn
ley's cabinet have very short names,
only 40 letters being required to spell
them all Hay, Gage, Koot, Long.
(-'rirj'?8. Smith, Wilson and Hitchcock.
In the mining town of Windber, Pe
there were forty fights and two mur
der on ew Year's day. The town has
record of eighteen murders In seven
months.
Illinois wants a law passed to make it
unlawful for people to eat oysters dur
ing the summer months. The "K"
months does the work is other states.
The people of Winchester, Va., have
'accepted the medical theory that ma-'
' ... luria is conveyed
Vnlnrla nn!
by mosquitoes oil-
MllMII It 1 t HCft. lit t
ly and have ucti I ,
I promptly tion it. 'Hie town council
has pa seed an ordinance for the ex
I tinctl n of mosquitoes, which requires
the own, ra of property to pour crude
petroleum upon all the stagnant
water In the vicinity of the place, and
every household to place a tub or
other vessel tilled with water, with
the surface covered with oil, under
Hiiy trees or bushes or in.s which
may happen to be in his yard, This
' ordinance was passed last summer
! and the effect was Immediate, Itefore
that time the people of Winchester
j hud been grievously troubled with
mosquitoes, but- In a few weeks after
I the ordinance went Into effect thcV
disappeared almost entirely nnd be
fore the summer was over there
Wasn't a mosquito in the place, The
I abatement of the nuisance is believed
to be entirely due to the remedies le-1
scribed, which were comparatively In
expensive, A few dollars . i u little
trouble was all it cost to get rid of
the malaria and the annoyance of the
mosquitoes, Every other town siml-
; lorly situated will doubtless be aide to
i accomplish the same results by the
i sue of the same means.
Railroad men in Atchison, Kan., ire
puzzled over a question of duty or or
ders. On one of its sections near Arh-
ison a railroad has just two men, the!
foreman and one hand. The printed
rules of the company require that in
case a rail should be found broken, one
section hand must go in one direction
nnd nnother in the other, for the pur
pose of flagging tra ins. Now, t he ques
tion troubling Atchison is, how could
the rail be mended with the entire
force away flagging train-?
The North Carolina experiment sta
tion has discovered that the flavor of I
eggs is determined by the feed. After
giving hens chopped onions for two
. .
nous uie vfc oceanic mi oisagrceao.e
in flavor that they- could not be used.
Wheat shorts, cotton seed meal and
skim milk increased the number of I
eggs laid, but the eggs had a dis-.
agreeable flavor. Cracked corn and
corn dough resulted in fewer eggs, but
larger ones and of better flavor.
On account of so ninny countries hav
ing turned their attention to the culti
vation of beets for sugar, the markets
of the world are becoming glutted.
The European producing lands areder
many, Austria, France, Belgium, Hol
land, Sweden, Denmark, Servia. Hn
gsrin, Roumanis, Switzerland, Italy,
Greece nnd Spain. Tersia Is just enter
ing the field, and Egypt is realising
that her soil is adapted to the cultiva
tion of the beet.
An undertaker in Butte offered de- '
eently to bury the city's pauper dear
at one cent per body, the next lowest
bid being The one-cent man ex- 1
plained, on being awarded the contract I
that most destite people who die In
Hutte have friends or relatives else- 1
where who are nearly always ready to j
pay the expenses of n good funeral
rather than have a relative laid in a
pauper's grave. In this way he ex- ,
pects to come out ahead.
Pennies do not consist of cupper
alone, there being in them two per
cent, of tin and three per cent, of sine
to 95 of copper. They cost the govern
DMBt about 42 cents a pound exclusive
Of stamping, and there are 14S in a
pound, to that the gOVemmen t makes a !
fair profit on every pound minted,
since, while they are redeemable in
(fold, but few are ever presented.
IN THE WINTER.
(Btnson'i Plaster It Pain i Hatlsr.)
For coughs and colds Benson's Tornus
Plasters are an incomparably better rem
edy than any other external or internal.
Their medicinal properties enter the skin
and go it r. tight tottuttat of (As d irate.
They relieve and ears a "seated'' cold
without disturbing the system or upsetting
the stomach. Cough mixtures often nau
seate Benson's Plasters are medicinal in
the highest degree, and quickest to act.
Placed on the ohest or back or on both
at nnoe in serious cases, the good effect is
felt immediately. The congestion yields, the
cough abates and the breathing improves.
Lung or bronchial affections or kidney
disease, are cured with the least possible
suffering and loss of time.
Benson's Plasters ore immeasurably su
perior to Belladonna, Strengthening , Cup
sieum or any other combination in plaster
form. They are also preferable to oint
ments, liniments and salves.
Benson's Plasters have received flfly-ftr
highett aieanlt over all competitors; and
more than 5,000 physicians and druggists
have declared them to be one of the few
trustworthy household remedies. For stle
by all druggists, or we will prepay postage
on sny number ordered In the United
States on receipt of 25c. each.
Bo sure you get the genuine. Accept no
Imitation or substitute.
Seabnry A Johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N Y.
WANTED !
Reliable man for Manager oi
JiranchOffice iwe wish to open in
this vicinity. If your record is O. K .
here ih an opportunity. Kindly
give good reference when writing.
Iiu A. T-i Maris Whole tale Honee
' I N Al I, OHIO.
Illustrated catalogue 4 cts stamps,
l-17-12t.
Tl
A the blood contains all "ic '.ements necessary to sustain life, it is impor
tant that it lie kept free oi nil impurities, or it becomes a source of disease,
poisoning instead of nourishing lac body, and loss ol health is sure to follow.
Sot- poistns enter the blood front without, through the skin by absorption, or
inoculation; other from within, a when waste products accumulate in the
system and ferment, allowing iliswse germs to develop and le taken Into the
Circulation While nil hlnrtd trimlil.-e Haw mm , ,,, uh k,..,.
I peculiarity to ditiniruih It from the other.
Lancer. Rheumatism, Bcsema and other
a certain sore, ulcer, eruption or inflammation appearing on the skin
oiseise snows sooner or later on ttie outside ami on the weakest part of the bo.lv, or where it finds the lets! resistance.
Many mistake the sore or outwar.l sin for the real disease, ami attempt a cure by the use of salves, liniments ami other
xtcrnid applications Valuable tim' is lost and no permanent lieneiit derived from such treatment.
BLOOD TROUBLES REQUiRE B'.OOa REMEDIES;
the poison must lie completely and -:'uaa-uentlv
eradicated the blood reinforced, purified and cleansed, or the disease goes deeper and snpn the very Ire Meromr,
potash and arsenic, the treatment usually prescribed in tins class of diseases, are violent poisons, even when taken in sraas
doses never cure, but do much harm by adding another poison to the already overburdened, diseased blood
or any similar blood trouble, write them
Hence. We make no charge for Ibis service.
l'rof H. W. U
the depart nu ni
J, chief chemist oi
of agriculture al
Washington, is tin
doubtedly in a po
s i t i o u to know
Adulteration of
Our PoodS,
rather more than the average person
about the extent to which food nd lilt er
ot ion Iscarrlt d on in t liU country. All
0f
us are awn re thai adulterants an
used extensively, yet the belief b
quite genera: thai the til is not n
serious as it was a few years ago. This
belief, however. i. deeiiledlj wrong, 8!
l'rof. Wiley testified when he read a
paper on the subject recelitlj before
the Society of Medical lurlsprtidencf
In New York, Indted, it wax his conten
tion, fortified bj facts, that the acini
teration of food yiiih rhen ica! hn
never been more largely practiced and
was never more dangerous to publi
health than a! tlir lucent time Rev.
., i,i,i .. . , , .
erei wils are pern ,ng in congro which
call for a system of tlini-i iigli i !.e: leal
examination of food products and nlsc
for the true labeling of adulterated
foods offered for sale. The tremble is
however, that such bills are introduced
at every session, and that generally
congress does not care enough about
public health to treat the subject seri
OUlly. Congress has passed nnti I
filled cheese and nnti-oleomnrgarint I
laws, but such measures- have been in
the interest of farmers and dairymen
and the consumers have been given
ery little consideration In connection
therewith. Yet there is really mori
need of a general law that will effectu
ally put a stop to food adulteration bj
compelling honest labeling than then
ever was for any law directed against
a single product. Congress has many
Important matters to attend to at
present, but few of them are of great
er importance to the general publi
than this question of pure foods.
Thirty-five prominent America!
sculptors will contribute to the em
belllshment of the grounds and build j
ings of the Pan-American exposition
nt Buffalo, They are at work ou ix
original groups of statuary, to be usee
mainly at the grand entrance bridge '
the main court, the fountuins, elec- I
trie tower, pln.u and esplanade, Koui
large groups will adorn the cutranc i
io me music temple. On the es
planade will be placed sculptural foun
tains, Illustrating the animal am
I plant world, nnd the mineral king
dom, Tlie sculptures at the eutranct
; to the live stock building are studio
in the training of horses and of buf
faloes resting. In the niches of the
j electric tower carved torch bearers Will
be conspicuous. The nrt features ol
I the exposition are evidently in abli
hands.
Few person.-- have any idea of th
amount of capital nnd labor now being
devoted to the electrical industries ol
this country. An expert says that oo,
000 perions are employed and he di
vides up the investments in this fash
ion: "Street railways, $1,800,000,000;
lighting, $1,200,000,000; telephony, $300,
000,000; telegraphy. $250,000,000; mill
ing, power transmission snd plating
together, $2fii),()(O,O00; manufacturing
apparatus, $150,000,000, and automo
biles and storage batteries, $25,000,000
This is close to $4,000,000,000, and ii
probably twice as much as Europe hai
put into the same line nf business.
I A wild-eyed resident of Iowa City
I dashed into police headquarters then
I the other evening and announced that
a lot of grave robbers wire at work
I In the church yard. Several officer!
I started for the scene, and there, surt
enough, were a number of figure
j grouped around one of the largest man
I uments. The aleutlis crept forward
and were just about to sprng on the
supposed grave despolers when they
discovered that it was party of uni
versity students initiating a freshman
into the mysteries of a eallege order.
Two thousand Jap are-re put to
work by the Great Northern railroad
a year ago. They took the places of
white men in all branches and tiher
were masy who predicted the neces
sity of excluding the Japanese, just
as the Chinese were before them.
The fear, however, was ill iounded.
The railroad has come to the conclu
sion that Japanese at one dollar a day
nice
Contauious Blood Poison. Scrofula
blood diseases can lie distinguished by
Kv.-i V 111. Mill
S. S. S., Nature's own remedy, made of toots ami herbs, attacks the disease in
the blood, antidote ar 1 forces nut all impurities, makes weak, thin bin I rich, strong
and healthy, and st the same time builds tin the general health, S S - istheostfj
purely vegetable blond purifier known, ami the only one that can iviu I a
blood troubles. A record of ,so venra of successful cures proves it to be a i
unfailing specific for nil Mood ami kin troubles,
FfOO Motllcal Trnntmontm hir Medical Department is in charge of
skilled physicians, who have mad' hi I and skin diseases a life study, so f vo i V wr
Contagious Blood Poison. Cancer. Scrofula, khcuiuaiism. K cctnu. an Old Soreoi I'-rr.
fully for advice about your case All correspondence is conducted in strictest i asfr
Book ou blood and skin diseases liee.
arc more pxpen -$1.25.
Orders 1
charge the Jnpi
places can be Ii
t ban w 1i .tr men
it
been given to dlt
Be as fast as th.-it
d.
The following advertisement wai
printed in a noithern Michigan paper
last yvcrk: "If that narrow contracted
nnd short complected thlngdon't bring
that trace chain back and put it on
the dray he stole it off of, near the cen
ter of section of township, he
will see his fine name in print in this
paper nt week, Be careful there n
no one close hereafter when you want
to be a thief."
Nettie Rose!, of New Yolk, a girl ol
l.T years, who wns
by electricity two
grown four Inches
Her lower limbs h
for eight years.
cured of paralysis
months ago. lin.
since that time,
id been paralysed
The goosebone man who predicted a
severe winter tmirlit 10 be smoked out
He never swaggers forth for an in
terview when he misses,
Delaware people are called
rats," an uHumoii to the
"Musk
former abundance of these animals.
Jut the Man.
Oastleton I nm going around to see
Miss Plnkerly. Say, do you think there
is any chance of her accepting mV
Clubberly--Kxcellent. She tofd me
yesterdy she wns dead tired of the
theater, conversation, society and din
ners. ltrooklvu Life,
fii. .1 n. i af II.
Tom What a charming complexion
Miss Budd has always so fresh look
ing. Clara Yes. and she doesn't look a
bit fresher tliau the is.- Chicago UaiU
Hews,
A
"Where
wife?"
"He fir
niurnl Conelaalon.
diil De Mathews gi
t met her in a
dimrt me lit
?" Chicago
store."
"Oh, was she
Ti mes-Herald,
a bargain
A aaeeeas.
Husband (wearily, nfi.r the recep
tion) Well, Hint's over with, and
wlint have we gained'.'
Wife (triumphantly) Gained! Why,
a lot of new enemies. Brooklyn Life.
Siiiinae Cake.
Mistress- Do you call this sponge
cake? Why, It's as hard as can be.
New Cook - Yes. mum; that's the
way a sponge is before it's wet. Soak
it in your tea, mum. -N. Y. World.
Their Relatloaa.
Culler Is your cousin, Mr. Roslyn,
on your father's side, Willie?
Willie Williams Nope, lie's on
ma's side whenever there's a scran,
Brooklyn Kagle.
A Fui) Nehrme.
Bluffer So you have tauglit
wife poker?
your
Meekboy Yes, It's a great scheme
Iast Saturday night I won back nearly
two dollars of my salary: l'uck.
lie Felt Honored.
Fsther My daughter tells me, sir,
that you have been making love to her.
( lubberly I don't know why she
should single me out among so many.
Detroit Free Press.
The Key lit the Passte.
Markby- What do you think of that
cignr, old man? It was smuggled.
Cutter -Ah I I was just wondering
how it got past the health authorities.
Town Topics.
Knrnr Baeh Other Well.
Cliollie- She called me nn idiot.
Mollie Indeed! I didn't think she
knew you well enough for that. Yon
kers Statesman.
You Get
the Profits
Under onr plan of oiling;
stIasi sanrl harni'SA. uau sTiiL llu
hsr anrl ptn llnr ar rut Oil
vrtth tha manuncturer,
,,iabtno with inm Arnfn
lase your enoic rrom
luuesi assortment,
Selling
Inrnirr Htisfkctlon
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Cancer,
Old Sc. s,
Rheumatism,
Contagious
Blood Poison,
Chronic Ul&ers.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO . Albnt.1 a
Pnrlf iiiu Politic.
The Major I t'on'l know but ill
is need of some kind of reform ii i
ilics around lure.
The olonel I I hink o. I'm m
nu t ic.
should
I'uck.
but
be
think
nc w
ball
ih
bo
''iflin"
it ion.
It. mli for the luealton.
Mrs. Vounglovi John, i." ' '.
1 1 .i i yi ii haven t klssetl in.' f.
M r. Voting lot i i s, dtirll
just waiting to wee how lon(
take you to not ice it .
John, it will be observer!
presence of mind with him.
n wefitT
; : I ni
it uecoild
bail his
Tit llif
Sltpnka Until
Yeast Dot - .Miur
l ' luen 1 1
wife .-In
than one language?
Crlmsonbeak Yes; she speaks
one when she's got hairpin- it.
mouth and one when she hasn't,
kers Statesman.
Farther Information.
His Little Son Papa, isn't n l.
ii. r
pi
a man whn doesnt believe wha-1
be
oan't understand?
The Deacon- Yes; especially if !"
something that doesn't suit birr.
Puck,
It Pills Ibe inn.
Customer I want n good, i lma
family paper that does not treat i -f
murders, suicides or divorces.
Newsdealer Yes, sir. Would yess
like to look at our line of wrnppine
paper? N'. Y. Journal,
One of Mnny.
Mr. FHghtie Mere talent is nu' ap
preeinted nowadays. Oh, if loolj bar
a touch of real genius
Wife Genius Isn't what you need.
"Eh? What, their.'"
"Horse sense." N. Y. Weekly.
Tin- it) Reneoa.
Little Harrj h. liuven't we ever
had it lady president, papa"
l'apa Been use, Hurry, a iiiaii-TrrsOS)
law makes it Imperative thai '.be
president be more than years old.
Judge.
nince r It 1 MK Witmnn.
He I polnl out tour faults because
I love you.
She Nonsense! If you really orea1
me you would think my f;n:lis wen
excellences,- Chicago Krcord.
Won
Miss De
him if he
la'l llnvi- fl t Imnei.
Pride 1 wouldn't marry
were the la.-t man at
earth!
Rival Belle- Indeed you
I'd take liim myself then'
won).
Tit-Bits
In 1S00 a man could travel only by
coach or on horseback. To-daj ther
ure more than -50,000 miles of railroad
truck In the United States alone, being
in i .re than six time the mlleagi of any
other country.
A western passenger agent says that
his experience has shown that Friday
is tho best day in the week for railway
paskeuger travel, ami Wednesday ibe
worst.
A collection of blotting papers in tha
possession of an American citizen i
estimated to be of great value. b
sheet contains the blotted impression
of the handwrltingof a president, and
all the chiefs of a republic since 1341
are represented. One sheet Is 1 ha tea
which President Lincoln blotted a let
ter on the day of hit murder.
The pet delusion of a mildlt insane
man in Osage City. Kan., Is thai ! has
nn electric wire in his stomach on
which he can send niissnges all over
the country. He also imagines Ih;
the local telephone company bus con
nections with this v.irc, and con thus
learn ull that he thinks.
carriages, bog--
nrollt. Thv joh-
L Hv (lesllnff direct
yon pay oniy wie cosi oi
nrnni Kl (It'll: Ull 1 you
vim ihkkv wu -"
our piau ui
Carriages Direct
- voar money back if you ar dissat-
t
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iiur compMi uiimusmo oMaian". ""
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laoKMsana noiw eauipnwata, whb ..n
Uonj of each, mailsd free.
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