Over -Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
All the blood In your body passes through
vour kldneys'once every three minutes.
i iic .1.. , arc your
blood purifiers, '.hey fil
ter out the waste or
impurities in the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
n : L . i
rTjyllf K ,!1 at-'icanarneu-11
il lliLJM matism come from ex-
h 1 cess cf uric aci-in the
."x) blood, due to neglected
kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one fct-l as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used to be conridered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
nin. in kidney trouble.
If ycu are sick you can make no mi.-take
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect cf Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. It stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and Is sold on its merits
by all druggists In fifty-
cent and one-dollar si;-
es. You may have a
samflc bottle by mail Boos of swmmp-nn.it.
free, abo pamphlet telling you how to find
out if ycu have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
St Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
c v tircVAIM UIL 141.
Suubury & Lewistowu Division
Tii effect ..v. 25, 1900.
STATIONS,
KAITWARU
A M I- M
Banbury it an sm
Stllnsgrove Junction ttotl i NI
Bsllnsnrove 904 t IS
I'awllns SKI 4 SB
Kreatutr H 19 4 :il
II .iatr I It I
Mi MI.I..I1B HI" 4 -'V
Hun fir SK4 I t
Beavertowu g y 4 iit
adarasbura H ito I 1 v
Itouha Hilla H 1.1 BilS
McClure mi? 840
wage 7 w 8
Bbtnala V.M I If
I'KintvrvilU 7 40 18(1
Maitland 7 a :i
I.t-wiatrnvn 1 7tl 3 1
Lswittown (Main street. 788 8 in
Lewlstown Junction, ' K y ic
'j It
in 111
in
1081
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10 M
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11 16
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4 Wh iii, 10 11 a in. 1 to i jOtUOp m f 'li nt, 7 nep
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York 880,808, 80S m, 1 04 1 : 4 a.1 unit 1118 (.
id Knt Msrrisbarg io p in
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daliru;.
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1 1 i u, lor VVtUlsotspori
ini'lay 1 !1 a m for HuT iln via Emporium. Ti 10
in for fclria anil t'anun.ialKiia
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llamiport
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1 3 it p tn No York 8 88 p in Baltimore 8 II
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Waihlnirtou in .'it p m.
tt4i in u a I I y arrlvli.ir at Phllsdalnli
I t ana in. New ,,rk 718 a in, Baltimore 2 an s i
i nasmngton i no a m
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I "lti ro883 a m Wsihl Ktmi 7 '. a in N'
York83a in Weekday!, 1088SB1 s.ndav,
7.mi p m week dsyt arnvinir t Pmiadelplii
l; 4i a in. N'.-w York 2 la n m Baltlmira 1 1 ,
a m, Wanblngton i 00 p in.
- piu, wvea imvh arriving al l ull nle'pli
43 p m, ,n, w Yors ii an p in, Oaitlinoro a u i u
Waehiiictoii ; lap m
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JJiiH:!! . in, lor HarrialiurK, Philadelphia si
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IN COMBINATION WITH THE P0SI
We give below Borne clubbing
POmilinatmns wit Ii th.. Pnar Th,
Nes qtiuted are very low.
The X. w York Tri-Weekly Tri-
"Ittl'UIH t )l Mi,l, 11,. I ,i I l-ir 1 'i iwr mi.
paid in advance, ooly $1.75.
n e in-weekly lepubltsned Monday,
"MneMsy aad t'ridav, rrmlies S larije
nportlon Ol llhm-rileri on dale ol
ue. and e,i, h edition in a tlioroii(lilv
" 'o.lut, daily fUIniy j.ew.pap,., for
ooay people.
The New York Weekly Trihtin.
N the Middiebuiv Post, one wr.
id in advnnna nnl 1 )-,
I lie Weekly Tribune la published on
I, ."day. and lives all Importanl newa
.."! ' ."" ,n'' wrld. t!ie moat rellnbla
iH . r'T"rt". unezoelled scrioultnrsl
w !e"J' 'Httbla renemi Infornuv
"nsad .h., an,i entertinimr tuts-
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Uie New York Tri-Weekly World
J I the Middiebuiv Post, one year,
' advance, ouly 1.65.
Tllr Pri.Wabl ,ir-.j
- . ."'J "oriti eomae inree
Bm. 1 iic won ine laieal
tlie , , ,1",,counry n ia well worth
Pries uitked f,.r Ii
nil's 1, w..lr i nn . . .
"' Practioal Farmer, ono vaaa
J8 Middiebuiv losT,one year,
lli "i advance. 11.60. Rnth ,A
e above imxikts and tlie I'raetioal
ariiier Year Kk ami Arrricu!
H", , 1 9
'ai .1 lii-iii.,,. I... . J -
-" oi ivw, una 111
vance, only $1.05.
SSSmSSSSt one o,,h0 ha,i
Mil .it il" PfflUshad, Is. ut-1 weekly,
I DaaaV T-'i.nf 1,00 k ctintnina
'"I HMl7n ? .'' 0,1 iiH t' '"" '
fkip ie? 'fi,,",u""1 to " ''
! iim Tlr nl" tf2? l"ne 80 sssua.
18 lcr Book foronlr S1.6S.
PARKER A
HAIR BALSAM
a tsaaSjBi tn
1
ia mis,:
twth. I
A SUBSTANTIAL SILO.
pfigrmlvt Dalrj mm Vi Loaarc i
i on .title r it nn Mriinrii( Dal
n n it kiiI ni v fVrrf Ity.
I am constrained to believe thai
the advocates of the so-called clu i
silos are makinir a mistake, litis c I
elusion biiiijr drawn iiotli from oh
lervatlon and personal experience, .t
may have been wise in the past to ad
vise ami to construct such silos, be
cause inanv farmers considered it ex
perimental, and 1 am Mii'R to sii)
now that a cheap construction is h I
ter than none at all, front the fact
that ft-w arc bold enough to deny its
necessity. We are warranted in ad
vising the building of thoroughly air
tight walls, Whether we have yet
reached the Ideal I am not Mire. We
have been slowly solving during the
past t n year.-, and shall, no doubt,
make further improvements. I think,
NEW I UK A VuH A BILO.
honwor, tlmt when wc inKe into con
deration Innh oosl anil value, the
well-built stan' silo the most satis
factory, Th em shows ii section ol
U stilM' silo with staves six inches
iire -and 2 inches tliirl,. Pine, u
eled to the circle, p;roi I ami
tongued, is jiui together with white
lend, making each joint air ti'jii
ends fif staves lieing jtiined with n
heavy piece if galvanized iron. The
foundation is similar to any barn va'!
only tlie wall projection is outside
the silo, permitting an even, pi rpe i
dicular wall on the inside. The up
of the wnll is so inclined that water
cannot stand upon it. The inside ol
the Wall and bottom of silo are ce
mented, the center being about bI.n
inches lower than the side; a 1'iisJn
Shaped bottom. The roof should be
Symmetrical, With wide cornice pro
jections, and, if possible, so adjoining
the liarn as to give it n tine architec
tural appearance, Two coata of paint
nml a weather vane complete the ex
ternal const ruction.
The cut shows some conveniences
not always found. Some trouble lins
arisen In connection with solid iron
roils, lacking flexibility; silo expan
sion and cold weather have caused
them to break. The Page wire fence
has been Used to some extent, ami lias
the advantage of overcoming to n de
gree this difficulty, but oilier objec
tions seem to offset it, so thai il has
not come Into general use. in casting
nbout for a medium that, would com
bine the good qualities of both Hie
Heel wire cable seemed to till the bill.
The strength of one-half-lnch wire
rope is given n one-third greater
than five-eighths-inch solid iron, and
at the same time possesses the flex
ibility so much needed. The system
of fastening is the ordinary twin
buckle; other means, however, may
lie equaly lis good. The system of
doors has always been a difficult one
to solve. The continuous door is the
only satisfactory one, yet the patent
doors that I have seen are open to
many objections not necessary to
enumerate here. My idea was to fret
a door that should be continuous,
hung on the outside, firmly held and
always ready to use. This we seemed
by alternating the doors with two
Staves between them uncut. The
heavy iron cleats formed to the cir
cle serve also (IS hinges. They are
bolted to a similar iron on the inside,
countersunk In the door and staves.
These doors are fastened with refrigerator-door
fasteners, two on the low
er doors and one on the doors nearer
the top, holding the doors absolutely
to their place. The dormer window in
the roof furnishes sufficient light and
n place to fill. We have, therefore,
combined durability, effectiveness and
convenience.' H. ES. Cook, in Rural
New Yorker.
HINTS FOR DAIRYMEN.
Hrmember that the cow's digestive
System is not proof against bad feed.
No dairyman can afford to hire ill
tempered help to look after his cows.
Study the demand of the market and
the tastes of the customers.
There is no way to teach a cow gen
tleness but by gentle actions.
Dairying is a paying business even in
times of depression.
Did any man ever succeed in kicking
a cow into submission'.' Fanners' lie
View. The Profltattle Date Cow,
The cow which yields a generous re
turn for the food consumed is the one
for profit and the one that it will pay
to feed generously, and the cow which
will profitably convert the largest
amount of food into milk or butter is
the most profitable to keep. Hut such
cows must have the raw material out of
which to maniifact ure milk. It takes a
certain amount of the food consumed
to maintain the life of the cow and it is
the surplus over and above this from
which a profit is possible. Rural
.World.
- ii ivi
i 1 1
T
At4 . ' .
TALK ABOUT IULHNG.
lay I'ronilalnK Inivt Are Knitted
Nearly Thraaafk rc r 47a aaael by
l in ateai r Trratiasstt.
"Train up a chiM in the way he
Should ;o. und when he is- old he will
not rit part from it." is as true of prac
tical every da) duties as of lessons in
morality, etc. A duty i ften negleotetj
by many farmers is that of properly
training the boys to n.ilk. This in
cludes something more than tht sim
ple operation of drawing the lacttal
fluid, although it is an art. and proba
bly not more than one in ten persons
are experts; that is. thoroughly under
stand the art am: practice it in a sci
entific manner. The child in training
should be old enough to understand the
responsibility, should be neat as possi
ble as to clothing and especially as re
garda the hands, A few lessons on
this point of personal cleanllm -s will
instill rijtht ideas, especial! if demon
strated in the habits of the teacher.
Theory and practice ought to e.o hand
in hand here.
Next in importance he should be
taught to properly care for tin cow:
should see that the udder . r rOffl
all dirt and if soiled to remove oy bath
ing in tepid water and wiping dry be
fore beginning the operation of milk
ing. If the udder lie clean apparently
it should lie w. :: brushed to remove
loosened hair, scurf, etc. The tunpei
or temperament of the cow submitted
to his hands should be understood also
If of a nervous disposition he should
.be taught to soothe and conciliate
whin she is taken with one of bet
"nimnis," instead of trying to entree
with blows, always remembering thai
it is only the simple justice and mercy
which a higher organism should show
toward a lower, to do so besides, being
a mutter uf profit and loss. A cow will
not do her best under coercion. She
may be made to behave better, but
that is ns far as your authority cun
go. Nature will outwit every time,
and the proper llow will be withheld
until she gets into In Iter humor.
Many cows are yearly ruined through
fear caused by Improper treatment, l)o
not send your boy to take his first
lessons in milking of the hind man.
unless you know him to be well trainrd
in ml preliminaries; ten to one he will
march direct from the stables of a
morning with clothing full of Inde
scribable suggestions, ami as a neces
sary preliminary fill his mouth with
tobacco before beginning operations
If possible the girls should also re
eeive instructions from one competent
to give them. The best milker we evei
knew was a woman; it was a postive
pleasure to witness her performance.
The rhythmical llow as the hands rose
and fell was enjoyable as music, while
all the movements were graceful.
Parmer for to this clas the world
looks for its supply of milkmen- see
to it that the next generation of milk
ers understand their business, Mrs.
A. ('. McPherson, in Forest and Home.
COMFORT FOR CALVES.
A Dry I'm I llniosl o Neeeaalt nml
t un lie Had nt ill Times at
s tn it 1 1 Bzpeasa.
The greatest drawback to the health
ami comfort of u calf in the average
calf pen is the constant wetting of the
bedding, which necessitates constant
Utnlt FOR CALF PEN,
changing, or a filthy sleeping place is
the result. An excellent plan is shown
RIGHT UP TO DATE,
(Benaons Plaster Is Pain's Master.)
These aro days of records and of the bent,
ing of records. Benson's Porous Plaster, for
quloknesa of action and thoroughness of
cure, has no records to beat except its own.
Hanson's Plaster, always tha beat, always
the lender, is to-day littler than tier. It 1
sticks to the skin hut never sticks in its
trucks. It marches 011.
Tho people not only want to lie cured
but cured fuit.ly and Benson's Planter
does it. Coughs, colds, lumbago, asthma, 1
bronchitis, livor and kidney complaints,
and other ills approachable by an external I
remedy, yield to Hanson's asieedoeatokoat.
Neither Helladonna, Htrengthening or 1
Capsicum plasters are to he compared with
Benson's. People who hare onoS tested
the merits of Bauson's Plaster haru no use
for any othor external remedy.
Ifore than 5,000 physiolonS and drug,
gists (and a tliousaud tiroes us many non
professional persons) have called Benson's
Plasters one of the few (1 homo rcmoiliea
that cun be trusted.
Fifty-five highest awards have been mads
to it in competition with the bust known
plasters of Europe snd America. Better
proof of its merits is inconceivable, lis
sure, to get the genuine.
For sale by all druggists, or we will pre
pay poitago on any number ordered in the
United States, on rticeipt of 2fic. each.
Soabury A Johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N.T.
WANTED!
Kelialilu man for Manager ol
BranobOffioe we wish to open in
tliiri vicinity. If your NOoniil (). K.
here is an opportunity. Kindly
give good reference when writing.
'u. A oesale House
att, NN ATI, OHIO.
Illustrated catalogue 4 cts stamps
1-17-1 2t
Tint old sore or I r, which hoi been a source of pnin, worrv and anaietv to you for
Pve or ten years mayiie lander doesn't heal because) you are not using the propet treat
ment, but are trying to cure it w ith salves and washes While these are soothing and relieve
puui to I nne extent, BO real, permanent g'sxl can come from thdr use, because the disease
is in the blood and lar h vond the reai li of cxU-i mil applications.
A s-ire lu.ds
tcntlenCV of these
,
They arc a constant
A person a capacity
b. S. S. makes a rapid and permanent cure of old
docs, because no other can rem h tlecp-scateM blood troubl
m
ft 'Mfi
A Gunnhot
Wound.
tons
trouble, and forced Hie
lri'1
have perfect uec of the
S. S. S. is the
wmaucoi roots anil nerus oi wonuertul puutying properties,
which no poison can resist. S S. S. quickly und effect imfly
dears the blood of all morbid, unhealthy humors, and the old, troc.blesi .... v,..
At the some time the general health is invigorated and built up. lieu .1 little scratch
or hurt fails to hesd readily, you may be sure your blood is bad, S. S S. ill
put it in order nml ke-p it so.
Our Medical Department is in charge of experienced physicians, ' n have made
Mood diseases u life study. If you will write them about youi 1 1 thi . will gladly
furnish all information or advice wanted, without any charge whatever. Addic
in the cut. Lay nn Inch coating of oe
ment over the tloor. making it thicket
on one side than on the other, to se
cure n gradual slope. Then lay planks
lengthwise of the slope, leaving an inch
of space between them. The urine w ill
thus be drained off, with practically no
wetting of 1 he litter. A coating of ce
ment can he laid over flooring as wed
as upon an earth Boor. N. Y. Tribune.
What Mnkee flood Parmer,
The bi.st farmer is not always tht
one who dt rives the most profit from a
farm. Happening to grow certain
crops that fulled else here, or a chance
rise in the price of some product, may
result favorably to anyone who is so
situated a- to tuke advuntage of oppor
tunities. A good farmer keeps his
house and ground in perfect order,
weetls are not allowed 011 his farm, he
Uses the best breeds of animals and the
most productive varieties of plants '
while the farm i not allowed to de
preciate in fertility. Dr. Vlfrcd Km
nedy, the eminent agriculturist, once
made the remark (hat he pould easily
judge of the knowledge and capacity
of any farmer the moment he noticed
aow tin1 manure heap was managed.
Selection of lulr Keeda,
A dairyman can add much io tin
protit of his business by judicious se
lection of his feeds, und also by taking
advantage of varying conditions of the
markets. Locality frequently gives to1
a feed a price beyond its ac'ual feeding
value. This is particularly true of
timothy hay and oats and yet many
dairymen will stick to these two feeds
with a perseverance worthy of a bet-!
ler cause, because they were grown
on the farm. It would be much better
business to lei the city man have them
at the frequently advanced price ami
use the money to bu cheaper nutri
ents in some oi her form. I bis i where
,1 little use of pencil, paper and n table
jf feeding analyses will bring valuable
ufoi illation. - farmers" Voice,
Needed in Rvery Home,
When he reached home be opened
the package he was carrying and dis
played 11 number of placards. Mime of
which read "For Show" ami the oth
ers 'Tor Use."
"There!" he exclaimed, triumphant- j
'y, "I flatter myself 1 have solved the
problem."
"Solved the problem!" she repented,
"Whul proolem? What in the world
do von Intend to do with those
cards?"
"I am going to give them to yon."
he replied, "so that you can put thein
on Ihe various sola pillows scattered
about the house." Chicago I'ost,
An Interesting story.
"Yes," saitl the statesman with the
kindly eye, but the firmly set ntouth,
"I like to read about .Noah ami the
urk."
"What brought them to your atten
tion V"
"Nothing in particular. I couldn't
avoid being struck by the manner in
which Nouh nnl his, sons went to
work and curried the enterprise 1
through without asking n penny's us- j
siotance from the government. Hut.
of course, those were primitive days."
- Washington Star.
An Object t.eaaon.
Mr. Jones I'm going to bring young
Tabsleigh home to .supper to-night.
Mrs. Jonest W hy, w c haven't a thing
to eat in the house, the cook is intoxi
cated, baby has the colic and mother is
coming!
Mr. Jones Yes, that's why I'm goins- '
to bring him home! The young fool is I
thinking- of getting married. Judge.
Idfrfct.
"You used to iay," she bitterly com
plained, "that I wus the light of your
existence."
"1 know it," he replied with almost
brutal frankness, "but that was be
fore 1 hud to pay for the gas you con
sume by sitting up till midnight rend
ing fool love stories." Chicago Times
Herald. Nut Ii In ir More to He Sn Id.
"What is his reputation for truth
and veracity?" asked the lawyer who
was trying to impeach a preceding wit
ness. "Have I not already told yon," an
swered the man on the stand, "that he
is a professional ward politician?"
Chicago Post.
till Worse.
Nodd Wall, sir, I'll never again
speak toaaatk a hide bound idiot as
Iiilkins.
Todd I should think you would
know better than to talk religion or
politics to a man.
"I did. This waa underwear."
1
promvtlv when the blood is in cuod condition, but
old sores an t ulcers is to mnat av, ,re amwavtitiff ,,.! .1. .......
. e.-- 'I"- e. .', .... 1 1 "ii in
drain UJion ti e st 'em, gi t luallv but surely ruin the health nod s;;
lor nrk or pleasure is soon lost in the ; rrat
ies
lire too weak ami watery to overcome a deadly poison that
waste valuable time experimenting with them.
' Si-inr lean a.:n 1 whs li..f in t
Iffl Ir
evetoDcd into a ninnins ie mid va,
a tinmi t r of blood remedies, i"it none did me am
ci'tu In.'r.l In uir It a ttla . M-c tpmiII mi. hull
poison out of my hit 1 ; eoon afterwardu Ike mre
li g. which w as iwolleu anil verv sti
1 f -r n luli'. tune
ifier known ;
onl v purely veiretnble blot d n
Irl 11 11 il I i 11 . 111 ,
Bdmonin Ki '.- ir, lu go 1 Io burn
those nest phot ocra pin- ol hoc; they
look tt n year ' thai. I
Edgar Nons nisei ut them ay
Until you fulch uj withthtcu.- ImJiai:
luolis Journal,
n.i Csciiaa far It,
Wixen One-l ; he aorid doesn't
know ho 1 in ni tier half lives,
Mixcm (a puteul medicine 11 .11 n!ae
turer) Well, why doesn't ii nail my
book testimonials am, Hud ut'.'- t I i-
L'UgO Dailv News.
Landlord Would Have Ilia Joke.
I. am. Ion! May 1 a-k nhatyoui pro
fession is. Mr. ItobinY
M r. Ilobi 11 1 'ertaii il) . 1 cure peo
ple of the blues by hy pi otic poi 1
baud lord Oh, 1 sec; you'n what you
might call achecrupodist.- .ludjre.
A Slitn.
Brlggs1 Women don't bci mi ti benny
nearer governing this country than
they ever did.
lirigu's dh, I don't knw. More of
them are getting married than ewr.
Detroit I'rct I're.ss.
Natter of Necessity.
(liles It M'ems dreadfully extrava
gant to go in such aii t u nsjve tailor.
De Jinks What colli,! I doV He wn.
the only one who would trust me. 'J it
llils. Traced .
She- If you had no idea whin c
could gel married why did. you propose
to inc .'
"To tell the truth, darling, I had no
idea you would accept me." Life.
t I. una Mat.
Penelope Did she huvc many wed
ding presents?
Perdita Enormous! Why. she -ni -It
will take her marly a year 1.. ex
change 1 1o 111 all ! Puck,
t I. nod Deal till.,-.
Trying to conduct a large business
without capital is a g I ilea! like
trying l sharpen a lend pencil with
a pair of scissors, Chicago Daily
New s.
It'. Quite f'atntoiin, Too.
"What is 'youthful e 11 th 11 si. as 1 a.' pa '."'
"Thinking that you know mon than
your father, my son." Rrooklyn Life.
Th a of a KI ml .
Cynicus says that grass widowt are
like grasshoppers they jump at the
first chance, Town Topics.
tier Coarae Rsplnlned,
"I don't think much of a mm ! r
takes 'No' for uu answer," the re
marked, coyly,
Thereupon, of course, he propnre
again, and waa accepted,
"Hut why," he asked, "did yon n fust
uie in the first place?"
"I was thinking of the future," the
replied. "If anything ever buppena te
mar our domestic happiness I nsisl
upon having the satisfaction of Buying
ti.iut 1 refused you once ami onlj yield
ed finally U your Importunities."- bi
oago I'obt.
Carelessly I'hraaed.
"There's nothing half so sweet in life
as love's j'oiing tin inn, is there, Henri
rtt.'i?" said Mr. Meekton, who hail been
reading poetry.
"What arc you talking about?"
"That night in June; thai mellow,
moonlit night, when 1 asked you to lie
mints tf course, that is to soy, when I
asked me to be yours -er- I mean
Then he relapsed into silent unbar
rocsment. Washington star.
That )) ni Too Much.
He was patient In his losses, he was
patient in his pain,
He was patient when the maldl n that
he worshiped answi red No,
Hut lie wtiil on like a trooper when he
ran to catch the train.
And found he'd have to wait for it a
weary hour or so.
-Chlago Times-Herald.
You Get
the Profits
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"Did you see thai slorj ; 1 the
mull who gut a needle ii. I iirni whin)
try ng to kisa a girt?" he asked.
"No," she rcplkd, And Hull tulded
fervently. ''Hut. Ihnnk goutiness, I
never learned to w vv!" Auswera.
The Poor Nan,
I've an uttir contempt for 1. 1 mind;
fur dollars, and bonds, .0 I deeds
But, alas' my contempt 11 ii"' He- kind
Familiarity breeds.
- Catholic Standard and Tlm s,
H nest ion or f) mi 11 1 1 1
"I sec you got your i that pearl
necklace sin w anU tl."
"Yen."
"1 thought you expected 10 t cut of
it by insisting- that pearl n 1 .' tejira"
"I did, lull il didn't work."
"Why not?"
"It was ii question of tuanUtj 'ihe
soon convinced me that a lack of pi aria
meant more tears." Chicago Post.
Inaulted.
He- Darling, am I ' t i ; : n an you
ever were engaged to'.'
She (Indignantly) Sir! Do yon
think tiiat 1 could .iii fi 1 l- J - ara
around where there were other men
without hating a chance in. you caon)
along? Chicago Tin es-JIcruld.
Decidedly Hit ml i. n l pcd.
. uu i Nancy Think uf study in' to be
u doctor, eh? Don't j ou do t.
Voting Man Why not, u ti 11 1 y '.'
Aunt Nancys- Von cnn'l git 1." prac
tice till ye pit married, nn' ye can't git
married til! ye git pructict , U nt'l why.
- N. Y. Weekly.
1 11 Vain,
"You didn't submit ijuletly to their
gagging you, did you?" asked lie
officer, "ho hat! hurried to the scent aa
.soon as the robbery was ovi r.
"No!" gasped tin- victim. "Ichcwed
the tag. of course, but what good did
that do?"- Chicago Tribum .
Different Sort.
"My daughter," remarked Mis. Xei
ilore, "has dieveloped a perfect passion
lor music."
"Yea," returned Mrs, Peppery, "I'll
warrant it isn't 8 strong u passion
your daughter arouses in uij hua
buud."- Philadelphia Pressy
Itenaon for It,
Stranger It seems rather strange
that yon should complain about your
best friend because he look your part
Hamphat I'm an actor, sir. and I
Wanted the part mysi If Philadelphia
Press,
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"When is a sniok.i cl .ike a
balky horse?" asked the small nr.
"Why. when it won't draw," n 'ird
the one just as -mart. Yonkem States
man. Mure to tile Point.
Miss Philadelphia lias he any an
cestors worth mentioning?
Miss Manhattan No. bin he is lha
favorite nephew of a wealthy uncle vt )io
will Minn be oLe - Brooklt 11 Farl-.
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