Kidney Trouble and Don't Know it. Hew To Find Out. Fill bottle or common glass with your water and let It stand twenty-four hours; a sediment or set tling Indicates an .unnealthy condi tion of the kid neys; if it stains your linen It is evidence of kid ney trouble; too fiequent desire to pass it or pain in wsr is ai&u convincing proof that the kidneys and blad der are out of order. What to Do. There is comfort in the knowledge so cften expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every wish In curing rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passage. It corrects Inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extra ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its won derful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine you should have the best. Sold by druggists in 50c. and$l, sizes. You may have a samDle bottle of this wonaenui discovery and a book that tells more about it, both sentBfe-tjftjlHB? absolutely free bv mail. address ur. Kilmer r n . i... Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men tion reading this generous offer in this paper. PENNSYLVANIA KAILROAD. Sunbury & Lewintown Division. In effect Nov, 25. 1900. WESTWARD. I STATIONS, I KASTWASD' P M AM ana 2 13 2 19 i a III 2 31 2 40 i in a is 300 3'J7 3 13 3 n 111 3 no .:! 3 45 3 47 I SO I S7 10 'i7 10 l-i Mil 1054 1(1 27 1U33 10 3H 10 10 10 61 luiT 11 ICI 11 111 11 16 11 II 11 27 anbury Mlniffrevs function bellnsgrnve Pawling K reamer Meiner Middlvburg Banfer Beaveriown Adainsnura Raub .Mel lure Wanner Bbindle Peintervltle Maitland 1 .wliLiu' ii A M !l 20 J oil VIII SXI 6 i.i l in H I i 8 34 H iH s to S H 07 7 S7 7 ".I 7 19 7 4. 7 3". 7.M 7 10 f l 500 4 M 4 l'i 4 IS I 81 4 'S i n 4 m I H7 I III in 8 19 3 39 I III! 180 3 J I a i5 3 III a io li , 11 37 liSWtatoWn (UhIii Street 11 III l.eMiiiv:i .1 ii i ii linn. Train leaves Sunbury .'in n rn, ar rive at Selinagrove 6 45 p in Leaves SelinsKrovefiiOOp, m., arrives at Sunbury i. 5 p tn. r-aius leave Lew is to wo Junotion : M ii in, in u ii m. i io ii m.iaop in .'i np m, 7 urn iu, 12 02 ii in rnr Alumna, PltUburu: ami the Warn For Baltimore and Washington H05am dbo, 102. i ;wi 4;u s 10 n in For Philadelphia and New York 5 J8, H 0"., li 10 ,i in. 1 i 1 ;;3 4 83 ami 11 H n , m Poi Karristrarg s id n ai Philadelphia & Ene R R Division. AMI MARTI? RUN I'l'VI'liil Durum, WESTWARD, Train Isavaq s 'liinc'rm-.i IihiaMah ... i-.. ..... iBuubary ami Wast, disara, liSH p m, r:up m.-s inday 9 SI a in It p in. Trains leave Sunlmry dally excopt Similar: 1 1 -i .i in nir ii nan), nne ami uansadsurua I ft in h m for I ! 1 1 , . i . . t , r . l-Mn .....i , ii . - ... - -"' ... .w i.,,i, i n i n . i 1 1 ' i i ' at'ia-m for Liok Haven. Tyrone and the West. I iu i iu i"i niwuuiftlll lyriinc ami I .in.n,. ,1 ii m mi 5 45p m lor hennvn and Blmlra HI I' ill "i v iiiiauiMpul I sumtiiy 1 21 n m fur liuiT ilo via Emporium r 10 i in lur Vrlu iin.l e.ii .i. i . '"" WMIHMIll , in (or Lock Haven an., IUkm ... tin, llaiunport ti 5'i a m, 9 SB a in 2 IX. and i Up ni tor Wltkus 5 41 p ni lor Bhamo- li irrv anil lliiilt,,tt ii in a .... Iu III am, i 0.1 p iu nin a in. ,1 null I .1 ri,,,. SaodaytWa m tor Wllkesbarre EASTWAItl). rrnins leave Saiinsgrove Junction lone a iu, da.lv nrrivina at f nil idelublH 541 p in New York I B p in Baltimore I U p m W ll'lllUKtll.l 4 1(1 p III 1 'M it in iliiilv iirriviinr itt IM, in. .1.0. .to . .0 m p m New York :i It a m, li,iiuiiiru' g u ihlnirtoii in .'16 ii in. ti IS p in I4lp nj. uatly arriving at Philadelphia 1 80a in, N,iw ork ;i i a is, Baltimore J an a m asnington 1 05 n in Tra'as aim leave Sunbary: ! am dally arr.viin; ut I'liilailoiilliin i H2a m g"1" t-M a in Wauld atoii 7 j;, in New YorkSltain Wtakdsyi, 10 ss a m Hundaya, T80 r in week days arriving si Philadelphia ,N."W yo.r58U P '" Baliimae 115. i in, Washington i no p m. tM pin, week days srrtvlnii a. Phlladelnhia "u-.i a ni. New Yors h :jn p ,, Baltimore Ou n m Washington " Up m 1 T'liiin also leave Mnnbnry at 980am and sis rtalttm rm' ll" u,'rrl"1"lr''' PHUmlelphla and I B, BOTOHTMRON Ti IN COMBINATION WITH THE POSI. We give below some clubbing combinations with the Tust. The rates quoted air very low. The New York Tri-Weekly Tri Inineaofl the Middleburg Post, one year, paid in advance, only 1.75. The Tri-Weekly ! published Monday, w oilnenlay and Friday, reaeliea a large proportion, ut subseribera on data ol iMue, and aaaih edition in a thoroughly 'l lie .New York Weekly Tribune '".I the Middleburg Post, one vear, id in advance, only 1.2.") The Weekly Tribune" I, published on "inr,lay, and give, all Important news or nation and world, the most reliable market report, unexcelled agricultural epi.rtineiit, reliable general Informa '""and ehoiee and entertaining n.iH- , ""o- 'V" ' P"Hle' pa,,e7" for ie entire fluted SUtea, a national faiu uy paper for farmer and villager. I lie New York- TVi.WoaM.. ur.';..i.i v i i fV Willi Hid the MiddlelHirL' Post, one v.r : , . ' J I liu in advance, only 1.65 Tim Trl-UT !,.. ... ,.. .. , '. """" coinen lliree ? J?k' U "' with the UOeel t ie. i. JM'."?,ry"1"1 wc" worth ..it n . ,.-,vv-'i .or it. i I ni witti year, and the Middleburg Pow, one year, id in advance, $1.50 Both of , h above papers and the Prantiestl -iiie . rn i .. i , "i ............. , ranner Year Bock and Agricu! tnral Almanac lor 1900, paid in vuiiue, only $t.tjo. f " '"or nc or the bent It lTaTi" P"hJ'h. Issued weekly. M TnZ 1Z-2& 25! ,book eonUlii Tk?SiOB 'fSJ.' "e'u' te farmer, nd th Year Book foronly .. T1.A I.M.,1 . . a? raw CHURNING BY WIND. There la Ko BtN llicmr for Doing TfaU Wurk l llnmi i ,, Theae l)nj uf Machinery. Churning by wind saves labor; whether the windmill be factory made galvanized iron or some five-dollar homemade go-devil affair matters not. The cut shows the lower portion of a windmill's framework, the pow er being transmitted by the rod con nected with the top of the well. A drive-wheel turned by tfie windmill, n clutch or ratchet, and u pulley wheel on the churn nre the machinery used. CHURNING BY WINDMILL POWER. My drive wheel is a silcnl clutch wheel, but those who have none can , use an old mower wheel, as Illustrat ed, with a ratchet wheel on the shaft, i An old pinion would make a fair sub ' itltute for the ratchet. The catch lever is boxed loosely tn the shaft nnd connected with the pumping n il. The speed ean lie changed b.v hav ing two or more holes in the lever, This dcvii hnngea the reciprocal motion into circular by means of old eastings which can be found on every farm. It will nut do to use a piston on a windmill fur such a purpose, lis it is liable to itop on the ",lea I cen ter," then when the wind freshens the result would be to smash things un less some line were there to Malt it past the center. But with the ratchet appliance it needs no watching, The churn Bhvnvs starts when Min wln.1 moves the windmill. The upward i stroke alone dues the wi The momentum of the henvj iron wheel; Keeps up motion during tie down stroke. There is no good FXCtlse for churning by hand and letting the wind fly past. E. ('. Ilennett, in Farm j and Home. FINISHING TOUCHES. They Distinguish the iimk or the Prosreaslre Dairyman from That of the Cow-Keeper, The scrupulous neatness shown in the care uf oowsj the clennllness of t tie stable and the milk vessels; the practice uf milking with clean, dry liaiuls iiiul discarding tin- tirst streams drawn from each teat; the removal uf milk from the .stable tu a clean milk room for weighing, straining-and aera tion as soon as it is drawn; keep ing trie milk at a low temperature in summer und preventing its freesing in winter; careful delivery of the milk or cream iu line condition at the factory; careful attention to the com fort of the cow in summer as well as in winter; to the quality, quantity and composition of the cow's feed und the water supply; forethought and preparation for an abundant sup ply of pasture or soiling crops, Mich us will keep up tin- milk How sum mer and winter without interruption during the entire period of lactation; these are some of the finishing touches which distinguish the work of the dairyman from thai of a cow keeper, the practice of the thorough bred from that of the scrub dairy man. A Well-kepi horse and an attractive WOgOn and harness; a neat. Intelli gent and obliging dell very mnn; sinn ing cuns mid measures; sterilized, I sweet-smelling, well-filled hot ties. With the Intelligent care of the milk from cow to customer, are some of the finishing touches that build up a retail milk trade at paying prices, and distinguish n thoroughbred dairy man from a scrub cow-keeper and milk-peddler, In every branch of dairy work, the profit and satisfaction is realized from careful attention lo the finishing touches. Dairy and Creamery, TIMELY DAIRY NOTES. firc.it can should be had in drvtaff up a cow. A great many ipoiled udders enn lessnesa in drying .... nc traciu to can UUl Hutfrrmilk is very lieneficlal In many kinds of stomach troubles, and is healthful for everyone. Don't exnect- your milch enw fn furnish her quota of milk nnd butter ii sue oe ten to niistic Willi the r t . i . ,, oi ine stocK. ir sue is to do her Dert she niust hc ftl3 regularly and wc"' and niust be Protcted flom ll !S!iAtori.!"d M,!:!'." "f is to do her winter. Winter milking don't pay unless the cow is well treated. Dehorned cattle nre more pence able, ensier to fatten, more content ed, and can be eared for easier than cattle with horns. While tho opera tion may be painful it is not as cruel as allowing large cattle with horns to harass the smaller nnimals. The stock owner will save mnny times tha amount of money it will cost him to have his animals dehorned, in feed slone. Farm Journal. Consider esref u'lv what, imnlomanfa ir beit suited tc iu land, bur than HOME BUTTER-MAKING. Some Itrnnona Wh I'rl n tr llninlng Should Nol He Allowed to & war. correspondent of the Michigan Farmer puts up a strong argument for the private dairy insirud of pat ronising the creamery. He says it would cost him about $:wo u year to scud the milk from his L'tl cows to the creamery and pay for making it into butter. It costs some peo ple more than thai, as they have to keep an extra man, extra team and extra wagon: also find fuel to beat water for cleaning cans mid for heat ing the skim-milk for calves and pigs. Instead of this he spends about two hours a day, or 000 hours iu a year, taking care of his milk und making butter, which is equal at above rates to SO cents an hour fur his time. All his utensils, nside from the separator, cost him less than $15, have been in use ten wars and are good for 28 years unite. Must of the creamery patrons receive about 14 cents net a pound for their butter, which he thinks is pretty poor busi ness. He acknowledges that in the general market creamery butter is quoted higher than dnirv butter, but I a large percentage of dulry butter I Is sold to private customers at a better price than creamery butter, and he thinks three-fourths of the prl I vate families in Grand llnpids i' e (laity butter, and most of them do so because they prefer it ; cream ery butter. We are glad I li 're is one who thinks thai private dairies can compete successfully with the cream- ! cries, fur have fean creameries were getting i , that dairymen might 1 1 was no use unless near I cheese factory, condensi route, w hi!,, we feel young, healthy and Indus I w ho had a good know Ii i I in ir a ml nt her branches espi clallj the raising rvf I pigs und noull rv. could i that ih such fiivor I a farm creamery. or mil!; that a 1 Us COIlplo of dairy farnvng, iii- stock, I i- a good i icy were i of those 20 miles ...mill be ' h shape i got at he time i ' ry day i ark was . . wool, "s and I ke( any pies and living on a L'om! form : not "itliin :.'u ml! f ell conveniences, or evi n wh of a railroad. The seer to redo II crops into con!. I that the of n the most vnlni ensl weight irketinc wo i , not b or at neede any time 1 at home. w In n t ! Hut tor. sail poi dressed baenn and bain. oultry find a it week, and so dn ; merlcnn Cultivii potato NUTS AS DAILY F( )D. When ISnten li Tbemaelvei i in Nt.i ( on a I lime it IV rfee . V r I lele ol II ii ion n Diet, Ill As Indicated by the numi mm foods en t he marki t and t lie dil r nl sions in papers and nniff azliu tema of diet in which nuts prominent part, there is a , ernl Inten t in the sub;, , : sys iy a gen The ..' ten claims made tor some nut f - ofi seem extravagant am! unri -onnh Apparently tiny loci, any bn is of , perimentnl evidence, nor i- t pri nli'e that the best-informi I nhi b- gists would advise the wh..' I of nuts as a diet tu t!,,. , . sitle tigo union of eci pted rlment . uf the 1 1 ni i in d s, v nuts, , These protein n. 'I ; i mutts, c. nt. ' in co- more usual and gem rnl i foods. According to the Maine . stat ion. from 50 tn p. r . nuts nuiM commonly enten i Brazil nuts, filberts, hieko pecans ami walnuts) is nhi ! nuts contain little u :it, p, 'I l Is fairly high, but fpt enn-' largest part of the edible pnv carbohydrates, which Ustm large proportion iii :. ;. : are present only in small The chestnut is an exceptiot ing. ns it doi s. ti. nrly io n carbohydrates. The pereentn cnanuts, acorns and lltohl nuts i' fairly high. The meat of nyl . i jte ing those last mention,,', contl pt- ins nearly .'.' tin'es as much fat anil less than one-fifth ii much enrbohydrntrs as wheat (lour, and linn abo i double the fuel value, i. p., energy-producing power. A pound of unshelli il tints w ill furnish nhoiit hnlf as much nrotein and the same amount uf energv ;i- a pound of flour, Owing to their high fuel value and low protein content, nuts would not make a well-bnlanccd food when eaten by themselves, KEEPING COWS WARM. lluw lo Make n Serviceable lilnnl. el uf oiii Carpel or tVnte u.ir lap, Doubled. The stable ought enough to keen t Iu ti warm cutth comfort nine, nut many are not, ami the own ers despair of making' them warm enough. In cold barns the cows us BLANKET FOR DA1HY COW. well as the horses should be blank eted. To cover the most vital nart of the cow the blanket need not cover the rump, and thus wi.l not need to go back far enough to bother the milker, or to get soiled by the cow lvinrr on a moist nlatfnnm. Tha e,.a shows a good form for a cow's blauk at mm 5 Swollen glands, muctts leave no room for i , ' T" uuuw, u-s iucsc are an ever fortius. All correspondence is held A half-fni permits tin nun wale mw in Maine t'lzure of real in iwn. a. p perty of any Inhubitanl ..f own which la unable to nuv ita d..h. iiiingor uttornev nbi ,,,. ,i .. . ' obtained a llidir. Bicnt against tin lwn of litis and Doctors still prescribe mercury and potash as the only cure foi HI I Poison. These poisonous min Iwl 1 UPrX erals never yet made a complete and permanent cure of Contagious Wood I'oison. They drive the disease 1 VU1 VF back into the system, cover it up for a while, but it breaks out aKam in worse form. These powerf id minerals ruce mercurial JSSiS U,s"1""1 tlR" " ""'"sive sores and ulcers, causing the joints to stiffen and linger nails to drop oil. Moroury and potash mako Wrecks, not cures, and those who have been dosed with these drugs are never after f.ce fnm .nltni and min 8, ,51. 8. acts In an entirely ditTerent manner, la-ing a purelv veKetahle rcmedv ; it forces the pots.ui out of the svstem and nstead of tearing down, budds up and invigorates the general health. S. S. S. is the only antidote for tins specific virus' and therefore the only cure for Contagious Blood I'oison. No matter iu what stage or bow boneless the case may appear even though pronounced incurable by the doctors, S. S S. can be idled upon to make a rapid, jiernuneiit , u,e S 8 S is' not a new, untried remedy; an extneiu-e of nearly fifty yea.s has proven it a sure and unfailing cure for this disease It utbe only purely yegetable blood medicine known. ,'! hZ' Iff UiSSP. Sl ?'Trk- N ' " ' was smieted with a n-triMe blond diasr, whli li was in .pots at tust but afterwards spt.ad all over my body. The soon broke ow Into aorcs, ami Ii .. easy to imagint the i.rirnK I endured Before I ' ,, ,.. , .;, , ed tbat the ent an officer to collect. Finding the spprovlnglt from a si eh delivered town treasury empty, tl fiicer pre-' i the senate b, .he la.- Senator ceeded under ii , .In i .. ' weo.ci umlei the statute mentioned Mvls, ol Minnesota, in which seini a joke nl oxen belonging Gobe says he rebuked the rcllthma "" ""' selectmen and a dozen ! tuasqilcradltifj under the name of cows belonging lo other cltlaena. liberty In the follmvino- t..e..,. n Other creditors threaten aimiinr ' lion. Wins: n t hurehill, the English w "orrt p in I,;. in, has eem, tl.:. io lecture, says that afti renre- ful st.n.'.i , i ninny nut Ions he has con cluded I ha I the distinguishing char acteristic of English speaking , pie, us compared win, other while races, is "at they wash, am; wash at regulor Intervals. "England and America," he sas, "arc divided h an ocean uf salt water, bin ihey are united bj g bath Hlb uf s.,ap und fres, water."' A landlord recently walked into n. tlem i Muss.) store and ordered his 1 ' " '-ate. The ten:,,,, meekly li-tenedtoll onunnnd, and then, c.v hlbltlng a constable', badirc ordered the landlord in van,..- , mi iiinuiorti to vacute the nrem set un- ).. th. , , , 1 ''i oi real iur t r respnss upon the tenant's store. The n.-tun- isned landlord gut nut. A street car horse was placed un ex hibition at the New Vork horse show as a thoroughbred with a pedigree that extended char back to the discovery of Kentucky ami escaped detection. This was done, says a New Vork ex change, to clinch the fact that pic attend such affairs only to see the thoroughbreds in the societt boxes, After working as a Ii notlve en- Ulcer mi I he !;,t celved the slightest injury, never had a w.eel, of any consequence am! at no time was a man of his crew hilled. The Boston Journal testiiies t , . the following saying uf a bright girl al Mount Ilolyoke college, It happened I hat they had hash fur supper ntlfl meat balN 'he next morning for breakfast. "Yes," she said, lis she glanced at the table. "Keview of Kevlewi this morn ing." 0r." A recent report snyst lint near Mare. vi He, ii., tin- ground fur ;i space 180 feet lung and T.l in t wide has "dropped nut uf sight" sunk 200 feet, The space 1 has been filled with water, an.d the noise uf the Whirlpool can lie heard a lung distance. The neighbors an fright- ened. ' " K I s to nave Christinas tree for his elghl dogs, which arc all fund of candy, It is ex plained that the man has tin children. Football must be getting 1( haz- ardous. Insurance companies will now , . . . r take risks lur liui.kd amounts on p. avers, THE PEOPLE KNEW HIM. (Bauson's Plaster is Pain's Master.) George Washington made and s.,hi ilmir, nnd every barrel uf floui in tho market branded "Q. Washington, Mount Vernon," sold without delay. No question was eve! raised us tu iruiility ur weight, Benson's Porous I'lat.T sells on its repu tation everywhere. All tho buyer wants tc be certain of U that the piaster offer, d hint really in Benson's, and not n worthless imi tation of it nr substitute for it. A plaster is tho best form of external rem. edy, and Benson's is tho best plaster; 5,000 physicians and druggists, and a iiiultitudo of people no man oan number, have settled that. "Yon enn trust it.'' they sny. Coughs, colds, lamo back, luiubiigo, mus cular stiffness and rheumatism, troubles ol tho liver uud kidneys, Influent or grip, puennioniu, and all other diseases open to external treatment, are at once relieved and cured by lienson's Plaster. Do not assume that Ilelladonnn, Capsi cum or Strengthening plasters nro "just as good as" Ilensou's. They are vastly in ferior. No other plaster is as good as Benson's. In competition with the best-known Shutter, of Europe and America, Benson's ave received fifty.fire higheet atrardt. For sale by all druggists or we will pre pay postage on any number ordered in the a-Jv . . - e' ronthennltlmore&Ohlornilroiid , ' "n in or.ier (h ? lor just hnlf a century, Joseph West, of ,, d in Ki a n" Tl' T ' e Id con Cumberland, Md has been retired , 1 "' N. J., the der fj ,,, favnr f , , a pension at the age of 73. In all the ,. ''.?' M,ch Mee that have i. turned off at Bt.'ni, Chicagu years ,,f his employment he never re- 1 w'" '''''' tor thegruud Rally New-. BLOOD POISON. In some rases the external signs of Contagious Wood Poison are so slight that the victim is firmly within the grasp of the monster Wfore the true nature of the disease known. In other cases the blood is oun klv tilled with this noiaflstnata winm tk. patches m the m, tuth. sores on scalp, skim, toptcr iinoreu spioicne, aim tailing iiinnisiawai) e slews it inn Umnut Hi on i om i on ui no nie ir t n'-xi i nao tpeni a nuadred iImIIum whli h was really thrown away I then tried various patent medicines, but they did not reach the disease when I had finished m Srsi bottle of s s s I was greatly Improved, and was delighted with the result The large red splotches on my chest lirann t t palei and smaller, and before long disappeared entire!, i regained ay lost weight, became stronger, and my appetite improved. I was soon entire!) well, and my akin as elear us ., piece of glasa," Send for our Home Treatment Book, which contains valuable information about this disease, with complete directions for self treatment. n i r meiiii al dcimrtment is in charge of physicians who have m ule a life time study of blood diseases Don't hesitate ti i w rite fnr nnv itifnrmation tr aileic wnnta,! Wm ,,, . l-.. . I. ... . ...i. ... ill the most aacred confidence. THE The Uostou Ulobc comes very near ktaiin.r r,ii ,. i ,, i,,.. .a -lii tv"i.ii,. Al s, i.' . pieu I'erm, I " ' " "'r'"- ,,.,, ; T English laniriinirc, The liiolie nnti . I nle, ne.it.. ..i , .......... annul liberty. -1 1 111 that liberty i lie liberty uf i lie iiar licular elas thev nr iiklmr r,,e , The ibertv wnith havinir in ihia ni i H. 1 il.. 1 tin I liberty of all men alike, Liberty in its pin common-sense definition pineal ami insists in that right of each imli else the greatest friei up I", ami nut beyom : ii;i i in e i r- '111 uf Ilelo Hi t li a I point w lu re it 1 1 1 1 1 ii nn-es ini.ni 1 1,.. lit.-.. ereise uf frci il I a. t on, jajl , en Other man. Hej I that il is tl sl rtlCl inn uf t lie lim i t of I he Wi ok by the stronger, a subversion of th very theory uf the r, public," I : ! , . Tl m .... i ,) ' ,, , . s"l''ose there is a .iTJ u S ln Mis" "'""'PP1 other state -at i.. ,.i .. io un . ami l ho a gi.uij mo n i . Ill men I mean from 80 iu oo, The are nol decrepit old men, who hug the fireside, but are quite lively old fellows." "liow do you tie- Count, bishop, fur t,u ttrge III ,.. tuui uf some c hi men in Mississippi?" asked e. "We::." mi id ti. io "there is no chu " tu become rich in MlSSisslllli , lOvervl.iwI. L nows it an dues not worn himself grate 1 1 mg tu." The expedient f nllowing a eanler ."'-"". nuegeii t,, have been I,. II r stolen, .. t ,i t . t , , .I I , .. jury un a chu rife uf He hllll oeen licensed of Kiel a ling und n homing pigeon rroin Hubert I.' :.- i .... , . ..ii nig, in, l I lie el lilel, flictlng that it Mi,, ,;, was so con- led tu nenil the pigeon out and sec where i: went, Shortly alter it had I 'he .hue was found iu Kuril nil. Ill- Viol. HI, .11 Wigg Isn't i; funnj tl,.- way Txiilger is always joining some new su- clety? Wngg Well, he confldi d in me ihnt i, i, ,.,. in i,,.-.,io,. fn s -,,i.,. ns the sole Biirvlvor uf something other. Cleveland Leader, 7. " . .. .'. A l.onelj Morlnl, Bllkina lluw d do? Had Hie gi W! Ik Ins- No. Bilkins I'm sorry for you, old f I low. What trth do you talk about wnen you ,, , t people? .N . V Weekly. I Mi o tild It. . - ree. Let's piny i archery," coylj .-ho so 1 iroopi.ii,- lo r i yt i iii.d t. .--:.. In r lo -I air. agn eable, lei i. be v'1 ' n , ." "' l,:,u, Hlu- dn w l . in i.. h. r, she was nol slow; That was the thinx io be dom wlihabow; i av nat m in. arrow, ,eiu i imiurt . It made a bee line straight for his I., art. j XOnkl is M;.it, small. AMO.Mi I HIIMIs. Alma I made the acquaintance of my husband nt a charity bazar. Ella I suppose he married you for sharity'a sake! Meggeudorfer Blurt- Ur. A Froat. Though he receives as much applause As any player ln thajand. He played twolioursatpojter, once, Mercury AMD Potash Hake wrecks, ulcers ou tongue, sore liair and evebrows ..i,,n mi. m. a SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. AT It-, , A, GA. I Philadelphia, Jan s When the tramp steamer Rhoiitiv Allison reached her dock in tin- Delaware river yester day the troubles thai bad followed three Stawnwnvs mi the uliln llirt Knob no is ,..,,s i..i, i',.,,i. 10 years, both of Hrooklyn. N. V.. and J",in ,,avis' : year8' "f Harrison, N. J- "v; r sin.-o th. y . ft Monte Carlo, were brought to a cl max by their ar- rest as deserters from the mited States navy. Tin y were taken to the League Island navy yard and locked '! On 8opt. 27 Inst these boys enter- ed the service of uncle Sam, shipping from Brooklyn as land-men on the - traiiiiim shin Toneka. Winn t!io To- pek.i tied tin at Villa Prannue. a roal- ,n" s,:1"1"1 1,1 "(' soiiin or trance, tne crew was fciven Is hours shoro liavi In company with others of the crew they visited Monte Carle, lust all their wealth and stayed two dnyii over tbeir time. When they returned they found the ship had Bailed for aoa, and later they stowed themselves AWAy OU the tramp steamer. a pleas. I (BIIIOI Jelln I he e n s, , i ail the fittuilv, I'mir PIi vora , i . r it 1 1 if i , fit s 1 1 1 1 1 1 iii.ti aiiu w- I . 1 1 A l v . in :t ' I I I s. In null ry it i" dm Knitting In Helmet, I "Yin phi ti, t;,K,. ,ow ii that sign. You sold i e uf these 'fresh iu i veil nuts' the other dny," i In- iiulig nant customer s.iiii, "unci Ihev're not " fresh mixed nuts at nil. When I look then hnm.. i r..ni.i . h... i and strong," "Nevertheless, ma'am," replied the I,l;in who h. pi the establishment, !"'liat sign is ll-goilig to stay right " n' " ,,Vrr f' I Illix thus,, nuts fresh days, ma'. un." Chicago I ribtine, Kever I 'en Red 1 1 i m. Irate 'ti )il I,,,, i, hn ,!,',. who calls un vou every other night that I am L'.oni.' I., have tin- ;.s turned nil' prompt l,t ,,1 t. n p, m,? Daug liter N ei . pop,,. Irate I'll And wh.it did he snv to n 1. 11 . til in l I, unai is i titise ..! tin- inwj atvl pensive silence?" nsketl a patriarch of the tribe. "I ,'ini Ipvlnrr In l I, . ,l....i . I . .,, . , very tliflictill question," answered the barbarian. "I have bun luokinir over tnese instruments of per pet ib : torture - tight patent leather shoeB, high col lars and starched shirts. I am trying to make up n-v mintl w I, . tin r I would rather be civilizi il .r be shot."- Wash ington Stur. Th.' Sole I '. . i'.-ni i mi . The New Lodger I must look for another room, Mrs, Chnmberbull. The noise in the neighborhood lust night was simply unbearable! Three times was I awakened by the shrieks of some person :.i ngnnj . Mrs. Chnmberhnll Oh, please do not be has! . It i- but one ntirhl in the week when the nainless dentist keeps open. .1 i. . . Referred i "Can't you help i start a little ston Rlnilninr. I'll: bout tO tiuid the emalo applicant for help, "What kind of a store?" risked the busy man, stopping for a minute at his Work. "A notion store, sir." "Oh, you'd better sec mj wife; her head is fn!l of notions." Yonker:, Statesman. Might Kill Ihe lull. Lsdy- 1 want a dog that will look terribly tierce, but won't ever bite. Dealer (meditatively) 1 guess you'd better 'jet an iron one, niuiu. V. Weekly. Hi Buaftlcloas Aroused. "Mamma." said Johnny, "I don't be lieve this is a health fond." "Why not, sun'.'" "It tastes good," Chicago Tribune. Ni. Need or Printing;. New Boarder I see thej have flo bill-of-fare here. Did Hoarder Don't worry. You'll soon learn It. N. Y. Weekly. Baeeptloa to the llule. "A woman doesn't always have the last word, does she?" "Oh, no; sometimes she is talking to' another woman." Tit-Bits. A Coniurehenelve Anaiver. "Johnny," queried the teacher, 'what letter comes after A?" "All the rr of tATn " MlCOl ma