Rat Vm te Bat.
"0, the disTace of it all," wept the
unhappy wife of the defaulting bank
"Alas! Aiaal ' moaned her iriends.
"0, the disgrace! continued the sor-
i it ,u:i. u 1 ..
liL mo ma t- 1 I..
ae ia taking all the way from a hun
dred thousand to a million."
Now, when it waa too late, she real
ised her mistake in marrying an old
fashioned man. Baltimore American.
la lyateaa.
The Young One Dad, give me a point
er about married life. How do you get
in so well with mother?
The Old One Easy enough, my boy.
First, I have cultivated a habit of never
understanding her. Second, I am a
good listener. And third, I never allow
her to have anything she doesn't want.
Brooklyn Life.
iwini,
Share with others what makes you emll
But carry your griefs alone:
Nine out ot ten will listen awhile,
And then act bored to the bone.
-Chicago Record.
Hit ETIQr KTTB.
Mrs. De Mon I gave you my card
jesieruuj , nuj uiu you iioi cult lor
the clothing I promised you?
Procrastination Bill Beg pardon,
uiu inn, u u i jniciunjr v u monuuy
on.! - -A an M - A V. ...... Tk....
days." LoulsTille Courier-Journal,
Reconciliation..
Man loves his life with ardor crest;
He soon forests each transient pain.
We have our fallings out with Fate
And then we make It up again.
Washington Star.
Causes the Goat.
Rich Patient What is the cause of
Doctor Excessive eating and drink
ing will nrrtmi4A Bnni unnti, ........
o
a on inna ,T
Patlent-My, my! Well, I must
tin TV 1 1 r r l I ri it nur m f a w i a a- i i-. , ant
ana drinking. .. y. Weekly.
alt Trnc, Uultr Tract
Wslkiner I.ndv Mat (nr r.l.. ,-.. U
. - - r
haven't all been waiting for me?
Manager (icily) My dear
Chalmers, incompetence is the
f heaven; but attention to buslines-
be cultivated. Cleveln nit
n Dealer.
His Dlaajaosl.
at r liui in mm i 1 1 1 nil nno
little sister and one-fourth to
utile brother, what would you
youraell?
iiiht v a 1 1 I miasaa i"f tna K
or something- so s I wouldn't
much like eating! Puck.
No Two Alike.
Sargent (knowint-lv) It Is
that the Lord never made two
pn iub
D "J I -' VUUIDC 1IC
juu wuuiu never near of a
Zettlntr married twine llurUm
CoBTeraatlaa ana Talk.
ee, he said reflectively, "conver-
a . .1 l ( . ......
mm u iur mra. vvnv. VCju
ught to hear us at our whist club."
ioaiu ui conversation, he
mn "a.. . 1 1 ,, . .
Dafavtaaale laterraatlaa
II m niM, I aaknlr a Ik. -1. I 1
o vjrwaaw , w HM kUIUIMI,
! advised ma thai T .hnM
k --- - TU uc guwv
some Idiotic ti-e t ,.r,.
, a -a)YUn,
- wiku ujc iu ace vuu. -
Halcyon Dsn.
, are the halcvon davs?"
II v. a. Al a ea a a
hw VU a 1T1IUW ItJIlKR
w with plctuurc bccaiut he has
a-vwgu IUVH U( WHS IU1V-
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la HllKa 'PI .
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p iar man in tkil Tillaire.
O-- ' V IUE I I (J 11 IMP WIT n
mos'
Rube Wal. he nnn t fan
and ha aiui't a - V. I i i,
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Eanlalaed
j, nui a statu
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a lay dOWn an' are .!; Vl
aHa.la.Lt- a- ....
i . ,wi lu American.
What u. nu
. ... tuncu me a liar
YorLret. laj ... I. . .ii, -
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i ncln, io vne xunerai.
T a., a 11
Told kv a r. .j.
- - wung a person i ror-
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. I can tell that anybody must
, ,ii v-arua are printed ln
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