r Women as Well as Men Are Made Miserable by Kidney Trouble. Kidney trouble prays upon the mind. dut oeurage tad liMini ambition; beauty, vigor aa caceriuincas toon F? eBseppear wnen the Kid- nays are out oi order 'or diseased. Kidney trouble hat become so prevalent I that It Is not uncommon (or a child to be bor 'afflicted with weak kk neys. I! it child urin ates - i rften. if the urine scalds the flesh -r ... hen the child reaches an are :'.ua should be able to control the p. ssf e. it Is yet afflicted with bed-wetting, depend upon it. the cause of the difficulty Is kidney trouble, and the first step should be towards the treatment of these Important organs. This unpleasant trouble Is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well as men are made mis erable with kidney and bladder trouble, and both need the same peat remedy. The mild and the Immediate effect of Swamp-Root Is soon realized. It is sold by druKists, In fifty cent and one dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle by mall free, also pampniet tell- Home at eiraan-aw. tn( all about it, including many of the thousands of testimonial letters received from sufferers cured. In writing Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Blnghamton, N. Y., be sura and mention this paper. J N PENNSYLVANIA KAILROAO. Sunbury & Lewistown Division. In effect Nov. 25, 1900. vntTWARD. I STATIONS. KAhtWAHIi 18.1 AM I M 2 OB '9371 Hunbury I W 30 SUO III I0V7 gelliiiucrove Junction 09, 4 SO 219 101 -J elltig;rove I 9 04 I r 2 SI 10811 Pawling; KM 4 33 231 '1034 Kreamer I 840 431 2S4 It) 27 Meiaer 1 Hi 4 28 240 1033; Miridleburg 840 4 W 146 1038! Benfer 8 84 4 16 iii 1046; Beavertown j 8 4 07 3 00 10 41 AdsnisbiirK I I SO 4 II 337 M5T Kauba Mills '818 333 313 1103 McClure I 807 3 49 I 323 11 13 Warner 7 37 339 IIS 111 Shtndle 7 34 3.36! 330 11 21 Falnterville i 7 49 330 IM 11271 Meltland I 7 43 3 24 1 3 43 II. Uwlitown 7 W 3 IS I 3 47 11 IfTLewliitown (Main Street. 7 33 8 18 1 ISO 11401 Lewistown Junction, i 7 JO 910 Train leaves Sunbury 5 30 p m, ar- riven at Selinsgrovn 5 45 n m UaveBSeIinsgroven:00p. m., arrives I at Sunbury (i:T5 d. m. Trains leave Lewiritown Junction : I V! a m, 10 13 s m, 1 10 o m,13rtp m 5 Up tn, 7 07p m, 13 Warn (or Altoonn, Pittsburg-and the Want. For Haltimore and Waahinidon HOS am 9 80, IM. I as. 4 S3, g 10 p m For Philadelphia and New YariSSS S05. 9 30a m. 1 02 1 SS 4 M and UlSp m ot Harrlaburx 8 10 p m Philadelphia & Erie R R Division. AND NORTH KK.N t'BNTKAI. KAIL WAY WESTWARD, TralD Ipsvo s Iluirruve Junction dttlv tor juutmry and West. 9 25m, U 58 p m, 5 30 p m. Sunday t as a m, -l;i p tn. Trilns leave Sunbury daily except Sunday: 111 a m (or B fTalo. Brie and C'anandalirua 1 10 am (or Bellelonte Erl. and tlanandalKua I tl a m (or Loek Haven. Tyrone and the West.. UOpnKorHeUeibnteK.-ieTyroiie and Uanan. dalirua 5 45 p m lor kenovoand Kl intra 8 tu p a lor WUllamspoil Sunday Hi a m for Burr lo via Emporium, 5 to i m tor Erie and Canandalgaa 46am (or Loos Haven auu 8Mpm for Wli llamiport (SOsm, 955 am200and .1 48pm lor Wllken barre and Haul ton 410im. lOlOam.xnSp m, 54Sp in tor Sbamo kln and Mount Carmel .Sunday 9 s a m lor Wllkanbarre EASTWARD, rralna leave Sellnngrove Junction 10 00 a m, dally arrlvlnK at Philadelphia lltpm New York 9 S3 p in Baltimore s p m WuhlnKton 410 pm 994 p m daily arriving st Philadelphia .OMpmNew York I Ma m, Baltimore 4Spm Wsnrilngtuii 10 st p m. Itip m. uallv arrlvli.ir at I'hllaHalnhl I JO 111. New Vnrk M:l,m 11. HI., ...... o in .. ... Mhlnirton4 05 a m : rs-ns aim iaave sunbury : ft! a m dally arrlvlnK st Phlladeldhls 9 5J a m :rs'ns aim leave Sunbur HaUluiore 35 a a Washlr.(toD 7 45 am New "i o.in im mmaaays, luassm Sunday. 7 50 am weak days arriving at Philadelphia 1'Usm New York 1 18 p m, Balllmcie ll 55 s m, Washington 1 00 p in. 1M pm, week day arrlrlmr at Philadelphia a p rn. New York S SI) p m, Haiti more 9 0u p in Wuhlngton 7 19 pm Traln also leave Sunbury at 1 50 am snd 5 28 'Ofs "' '' HMrtt",U. Philadelphia and 1 d i'. H- WOOD, Oon'l Pas. Agent B. UtlTCHINRON O.n'l Manairar. IN COMBINATION WITH THE POST. We give below some eliibbinor combinations with the Post. The Wtw (juoUhI are very low. The New York Tri-Weekly Tri bune and the Middleburg Post, one pear, paid in advance, only $1.75. i na i ri - weekly la published Monday, netlnemlay and i'riilav, reachea a large iroMirtion of subacribera on date ol iue, and ea. li edition la a thoroughly up-to-date dally family newapaper for ouy people. The New York Week I v Tribune lnd the Middleburg Post, one year, "i in advance, only 91.25 Jh Weekly Tribune la published on t huraday, and givea all Important new nation and world, the moat reliable market reporta, unexcelled aKricultural uepartmenl, reliable general inforraa '"n and choice and entertaining mla 'lsny. It la the -people'a paper" for b entire United Statea, a national fam lly paoer for frmi h,i ..iii. The New York Tri-Weekly World N the Middleburir Post, one vear. pid in advance, only $1.65. The Tri-Weakly World comes three ?"week,i. Ailed with the Iate.1 SRi 9. s well worth Jta Price aaked for It The Practical Farmer, one vear. the Middleburv Post, one vear. I in advance. $1.50. Both of above papers and the Practical 'rmer Year Book and Agricu!- " Almanac tor 1900, paid in "vuce, only $1.65, Practical Parmer I. one of the beat ati? Pubsht, lasiMd weekly, mlUlf - .Thf hook oootalia ?JPMW-la wh eh there la fand of In thatU oaeful to the farmer. 2j of Ihbbook .Ion. UM oaata. 'TWJIM0V 7 . i mum. aaj one OT0CK. FIGHTING LICE ON HOGS. aw ta K.. Ike laaceta la SaaJ.c tiaa 1 a Problem That la Pua allaat Hear Faratcra. Ever since wa began raising hogs the hog louse haa given trouble more or less generally more. It is one of the drawbacks to successful hog -. 11.. . v.. i : ...u l o " v i' v Jection if the pigs are to do their best. rv- . , . , j I The average farmer has more to do , . , i than can be looked after properly, 1 .1.:. i. i .. ... v 71 . . and this I. one of the things that .. apt to be neglected, There . are many , preparat.on. that will kill every ouae it touches and it .s no great ask to apply them. But we should bear in mind that when the herd is once infested with them the uita are hatching all the time, and one or two applications do but little good. The fight must be kept up for weeks, sometimes months, and there must be a careful watch for them always. It is important to know what will kill hog live, but it is far more important HOQ LOUIS: HIGHLY MAGNIFIED. at stated times, until the pigs are clean and thrifty. Then do not think the erd will be free from the pest for a term of months or rears, but keeP a constant watch nnd be ready to hegm another war on them. I have used coal oil, kerosene emul sion, decoction of tobacco, carbolic aaid and some of the "Kheep dips," nnd know that all of them are sure death to the lice when properly mixed and vigorously applied. For cheap ness and effectiveness the kerosene emulsion is preferred above all the other.. I have applied all thesi-, rubbing on with cloth or sponge, by spraying with a bucket pump and with the knapsack sprayer. A very thorough job may be done by washing with a sponge, but this is not practical in the case of hogs being grown for mar ket, and these are the ones that P'"n erally need treatment oftenest. The bucket pump cannot be shifted about the pens readily enough to be of any great value. It seems to me that there is but one best, practical way to npply these washes, and that Is with the knap sack sprayer. With It, the work can be done so easily snd perfectly that T have come to regard It as an abso lute necessity on the hog farm. We have had one of the best for several years, which cost $6.50, and if a new one had to be bought every second year, I should consider the money well spent. In spraying hogs it is not best to do the work while they are merely eating slop or other feed. Thorough work cannot be done in this way. The hiss of the nozzle and the spray striking them will scare the most hoggish hog away. The better way is to get the hogs in a close pen, get the mixture in the tank, get the tank on your back and get yourself over in the pen. Try to remember that the mixture costs but a trifle, and don't save it. fipray them until every hog is dripping wet all over, and there will be no lice in that bunch for a few days. Then repeat the proc ess. It is but little trouble, costR but a few cents, and will pay better than any other way that amount of money and time can be spent. Ohio Farmer. Nest Summer' Ho Paature. Hog raisers should be looking for ward to the hog pasture for next yeur and preparing for it. It often takes as much time to plan successfully as to exerute successfully, hence we cannot begin too early to plan for the new campaign. It is a mistake to suppose that any one kind of grass or plant will serve as a hog pasture all through the year. A number of forage plants should be available. The first of these is blue grass, which comes in in the spring and will carry the hogs forward to the time the young clover is high enough to eat. When the clover gets too old to be sTiecuJent, there should be a field of rape available, and after that may come cow peaa in sections where cow peaa can be grown. Farm era' Review. The Perfect Market Lamb. Ia feeding lamba for market the feeder muat have in view the fact that there ia moat demand for the lamb that haa fat and i. plump at the weight of 100 pounds. Thia type ia one that ia not too much boned and big framed, but such as require only a (mall amount of flesh to make the carcass smooth and plump at th. weight indicated. When it eomea to feeding yearlings, then a larger framed sheep, one with smooth and deep flesh at M5 to iso pound. I. the mat la dealrable. Tha read I have these facta ta nriad woe he oontrider the idea type for tha A a . , mk... DANISH BACON HOG. 4 Bit at Breedta Hlstorr That Coa talaa a Valuable Lraioa tar Aaierleaa Karai.re. There are a good many things that we can learn from the Danes, and among them we might name readiness to adapt ourselves to new circum stances. When about 40 years ugo the Danes turned to butter producing from grain and stock raising they found it necessary to create a way to dispose of the by-products of their dairies. Naturally the way out was found in the hog. Rut the native hog was not just the kind of an animal that would make the most out of hia food, and ao they Imported a better hog urti,.i on .i i . i. ... ... . ... ; . ZZV. gated this better hog thev found that c. u. , J ', , , he had been created partly bv an in- ,..i i , .'j m fusion of blood from imported Kng- llfth Q So the I)aneWMlt to , . u Knglish hogs to be used with fneir wn of th, im. ported hog. were Berkshire, and acme e whKat arp known Mjdd,e wi,li.- !, u ...i k. a l. half of the boars in use In Hen murk were of Knirlish origin. Most of the bacon hnd been eonsninird by the Danes or by the German, but by isso the Knglish had begun to appreciate the high quality of Danish bacon. The Knglish public, however, demanded a longer snde than the Danish and Kng lish cross gave nnd the Danes took the hint and began to Import what is known in England as the "IiiR-e White." It was a wise move on the part of the Danish farmers, and in even or eight years England hnd be come the largest buyer of Danish bacon. At the present time the Da i s are endeavoring to develop n fixed breed out of their mixed herds nnd propose to nail it the "nntive" breed. They will doubtless succeed In thia, but if they try to get their breed and themselves into n stnte of eternal fixedness they may awake si me morn ing to find that the bacon n arUet lins slipped out of their grasp, The no- lions that govern market demands I change and the producer must always be ready to change with them. Farm ers' Review, STOPPING RUNAWAYS. tu iple l.lttle Invention Thnt la Snlil to tilv. Abaoluta Safety In Driving a llorae. An invention which is said to give absolute safety in driving u horse is being tried by road drivers. It is claimed it will stop any horse that shows an inclination to run away. The contrivance is very simple. It is a single rein, with buckle attach ments, as shown at the left of the engraving. It is buckled under the crown piece of the bridle at a by the DEVICE FOR RUNAWAY IIORSBS two buckles shown; the rein is brought under the horse's .lnout nt b, and through a drop ring; to the left side, passing through the terret on the saddle to the wagon. In case the horse starts to run, the driver pulls the rein tightly, which, drawing across the horse' throat, prevent, him from breathing and compels him to stop. It will tit any harness and i. just as effective when the bit breaks as when the horse sturts to runaway. Or;i ige .hiild Farmer. ! : .lid I i lews i TIMELY STOCK NO S. Pure air, but not draughts, is la in the stable. A horse hard at work Deed. bulkv food than one .standing i I lc mont of the time. If you have moldy hay it will do bet terservice on the manure heap than fed to cattle. A horse situble best be cleaned out oftener than once a week. Twice a day is better. Provide a dry and warm place for the ewes you expect to furnish you with winter lambs. Having a big belly is not a sign that an animal is fat. Knough straw can be eaten to produce the former. Let ua remind you that pumpkins and beets will freeze, and though a cow may eat frozen beets she will suffer thereby and her owner likely to be the loser. National Rural. Ta Ulna: Car. of Pall Pl. Pigs farrowed in the fall must hnve better care than those farrowed in the spring, and unless this better care is given them they will give little if any profit. Some breeders say that it is better to give the pigs away out right than to keep them on a starva tion diet. A stunted pig will seldom if ever develop growing power. The fall pig must have warm, dry quar ters, and unless the pigs are kept warm it will be found about Impossible to induce any growth. When the little plga are exposed to cold it take, all the food they can consume to keep warm. rreparlnar Hags tar Market. In order to finish a hog he should be an full feed of corn, but after you hare got him a. fat aa he can be without distracting from hla comfort put him on the market at once, for he ia very unsafe to keep, because a hog fatted on corn diet ia very tender end cannot iataatd any abuse or disease. The hogs step xor oreeomg purposes anotua CANCER fcjSjHl "P!1'0" nd destroying plaster, arc unless, painful and daagerooa, aad bsatdes, never car. Cancer. Vr now of,n cancerous sore is removed., another comes at or near the urn. paint, and alwavs in a worse form. Dom not this nrov rt,rl,..i..lw tfc.t r i. . v j it . ..... ri wuic RSSSJk "rouble ty cutting orburni JJS&SaSSK who- 4t.c-tor.Js.ve bee. aictW with it lUbl. r, Only Blood Diseases can be Transmitted from One further proof that Cancer i. a disease of the blood. To cure a blood disease like thia vnu must run. tt ntln .... Cancer effectually and permanently out as. 8. ' u po.aon. notmng curat S.S. S. enters the circulation, aearches out and removes all taint, and atona the tWuttna of h. v . a. or ordinarv blood medicine can do thia. blowing tne sore to neai naturally and permanently. S. S. S. at the same time purifies a uuie pimnie. jLaaC5 atf wm aar Mm U aplendld, deep la refreshing- experience, who are r Information wanted, we make no charge The brilliant author, critic and writer, Charles Dudley Wnrner, who rh. Moat Sace.sa- P"" "w"-v re" centlv. felt deeply fat Naa. , f. , interested in the liternture which helps, rujh Success. Probably the last work of his pen was the following answer to the question: "The most successful man who is he?" "A man who has made the most of his opportunttiea, and who, in ad dition, has cultivated every faculty with which he is endowed, has won success. It is the duty of everyone to make the greatest possible prog ress and to become as perfectly de- veloped as ability permits. There ll no ro,,m fr gluggards, nowadays. 1 believe every young man should po to college for the training he will get there. He is sure to come out better able to dike his place in the world's work, nnd all his talents will be of greater use tliini if he had no train ing. I nm afraid there arc few men who can say that they have made the most of their talents. If there are any, they should consider them selves successful, because they have mudc the most of what they had. We see the parable of the talents lived over again every day, and the result i. usually the Mine. The man who makes the most of what he has is the winner in this or any similur compe tition." A New York girl fell downstairs and broke her knee-cap a few duys ugo and she lays the accident to the high French heels she wore. "I wore them," she says, reports an exchnnge of that city, "simply because they were stylish. They are very uncom fortable and hurt my feet when I walk. It is very difficult to walk without slipping when the sharp edge tins been worn off a little. If I ever get out of this I shall never let the follies of style run away with my better judgment again." It is that concluding assertion which throws a doubt upon the whole story. Thomas (iaither. of Hancock Sta tion, Md,, lately killed four porkrrx that had been fed on the r.fnse from a dining-car. While making the suus age a hard substance stopped thr grinder. When removed it proved to be a beautiful solitaire diamond ring. It was sent to Ilaltimore for inspection and came back with the information that the diamond alone was worth nt least $000. The ring was mutilated, but the stone was unharmed. The De Haven claim lias at !n?t beca adjusted at Washington. This claim is based on a loan of $Ml,uuO made by Ja cob De Haven, of Sustjuehanua, Pa., to Oeorge Washington at Valley Forge In 1777. Just prior to the civil war it was all but settled up, but the outbreak ot hostilities in 1S01 prevented payment. On. of the claimants is Mrs. Q, W. Mooney, of Huntington. Ind., whose share is expected to be about $20,000. According to a writer in the Nursery, matrons of infant usylums say that a THE RIGHT THING TO PUT ON. (Iinioa'i Platter it Paint Muter.) From th. natural impulse to "put some thing on" a painful spot all application, for the relief of pain have arisen. The most successful have ever been poul tice, or plasters, and the best of these is Benson's Porous Plaster. No other haa anything like the same power aa a curative agent; it is highly and scientifically medicated, and its standard ia advanced year by year. Use Benson'. Plaster for coughs, cold, cheat diseases, rheumatism, grip, neuralgia, kidney trouble, lame baek, and other ail. menta that make Winter a season of suffer ing and danger. It relieves and our, quicker than any other remedy. Do not aoo.pt Capsicum, Strengthening or Belladonna plaster in place of Benson's , a they possess none of its curative power. Insist on having th. genuine. The people of .vary civilized land have testified fee year to the auperlative merit of Benson's Plasters j and 5,000 physician and druggist of thia country have declared them worthy of public confidence. Ia official comparisons with other, Ben. son's Fleeter hate been honored with Ugheetawerda. For sal. by all draggista, or we will p. Ky poetag oa ear anaabar ordered la th. titad f4tata on ike ZMssipt of Uc. moK 8. S. S. goe. down to the very root, of the a narmiess looking wrt nr n...i a ir. . ... h .uu.k. heal under ordinary treatment, ahould aU be looked upon with a bad form of cancer. Mrs. Sarah U. Kcllng. 4! Windsor Av.u BrUtol. Teaas writes : "I am 41 yeara old, and for thr yeara had aufjered with a irrrrc form of Cancer on my Jaw. which the doctore in thia city laid wai incurable and that I could not lira more than aia monthi. I accepted their atatement aa true, ami had given up all hope of ever helng welfagaln. when my drug gut, knowing of my condition, recommended 8. 8. 8. After taking a few toule. the ore began to heat, much la the earprlw of the phviiriani and la a iihort time made a complete cure. I have rained In flh mv .motii. it re(reihing In fact, am enjoying uerfeet' health ' Our medical department is in ch.ree of nhvaiciana nt lonir especially skilled tn treating Cancer and whatever for tYUaC.T THE SWIFT WmMnllffiZlR youiiK Infant Will lie cross all day it dressed in 11 gray frock, but contented and happy if dressed in a bright red frock. Children from two to four are much less affected by the color of their dreaa. It is commonly observed in kin- ili'l t' it t.-rn lliuf I I,.. . klli. preier me red playthings, while the older children prefer the blue. As the renult of an election bet two black bears will march in the inaugu ral parade in Washington next March. W. If, lloey and Wlllium Taggart, of Nogales, Ariz., made the bet. The for mer won ai.d by the term. of the wager will lead the bears, which were cap tured in the Sauta Ilitti mountains. After the parade they will be given to the Washington zoological gardeni. Mischievous persons visited the dairy farm of John Anschutz, a St owe township (Pa.) farmer, one duy recent ly and adjusted a pair of reil spectacles over the eyes bf his cross white bull, Dexter. The animal made a ild charge. The side of the barn was knocked in. sevcrnl lengths of fence prost rated, and a milkmaid barely escaped with her life. The bull is laid up for repairs. As the result of an election bet two black bears will march in the inaugu ral parade in Washington next March. W. M. Hoey and Willinm Taggart, of Xogales, Ariz., made the Ixt. The for mer won. and by the terms of tin wager will lend the bears, which were cap tured in the Santa Kiln moMitains. After the parade they will be given to the Washington zoological gardens. An old lady in Maine not long ago was telliii); of the wild times there be fore the country was settled. "Whv." she said, "the folks used to be waked up in the night by the howling of the pamphlets In the woods!" She prob ubly meant panthers. A Missouri editor tukes this method of sharpening the reader's appetite: "Mr. I.ee was out calling one night and returned home at a late hour having no hat. Pull particulars next week. Watch for them." A hotel landlord in St. Louil has es tablished curfew regulations in his house. Promptly at ten o'clock at night the CUrfew rings, and guests at ;hat time are expected to tuiu out the jghts and yu to bed. While the total value of the gold pro duced in the United States in the year 1890 was $71,000,000, Oar Mineral that sum represents ttraitb. but a comparatively small art of the value of all the inin- i eral products of this country, Bay a mining authority. The coal, 4 tie iron end the copper that were mined in that year each far exceeded in value the gold that was taken from American mines. The eiral mined in the United States In 1HU9 was worth $256,000,000; the total o ft put of the iron w as worth $245,0(XJ,OOC, and the Value of the year's copper output wus $1M,HI),0K). The value of the silver and petroleum taken from the earth in this countty in the ! same year fell but a little behind the value of the gold. The silver amounted to $70,000,000 and the petroleum to $04,000,000. The total value of this country's mineral products in 1S09 was $976,000,000. The value of this year's mineral product will be a billion dol lars or more. In 1890 the value of the mineral output was $619,000,000; in 1880 it wa. but $369,000,000. It is expected that this country's total wealth in 1900 will be shown when the statistic, re lating to it are published in the near future, to be $90,000,000,000 or more. A proper idea of the vast ness of that sum cannot be adequately conveyed by means of either figures or words. The human mind fails to grasp the lm menelty of ninety timea a thousand millions. It ia a greater mm of wealth than the entire civilized- world pos sessed when the 13 colonies declared themselves independent. The ringing of the old atatehou.e bell to usher in th. twentieth century i. already troubling the minds of Phil adelphia patriotic citizens, eaya an exchange of that city. Last year th. problem of striking two naught. Cannot bm Cut Cut or RomovedwNh Piaster Generation to Another ..... disease, and force, out the deadlv noiaon the blood and build, up the general health. ti, . v; t .. ui, ui. mm . , m k Ul vi UIUIK lull rCIUIC. GO suspicion, as thia it often the beirinninr at " 6 sss 1 other blood diseases. Write for aavadwiam "4-1 only one naught is to be struck by the clapper, nnd the superintendent haa decided how to do it. Me will have 10 heavy strokes, then a pause, and thea a heavy single stroke. There is a double significance in this. The century will :n irtroki t, and 1001 in actual effect us well. A mothers' club of 23 matron., ol Chicugo, adopted a street (jiiiniu of 11 years, and set about making a use ful member of society of him. The boy stood it for a few weeks, tnklng directions from hi. 26 mothers', not Infrequently pointing In 2:1 ways. Finally recollect ions of the one moth er he hnd elsewhere In the city came upon him, and he ran away and found her. Thereupon he informed his 25 foster-mothers: "1 ain't no "" kids, and I ain't goin to be pood no 2i different Way. all at once." 'The people of the United States really know very little about my coun try," sua Manuel Sanebet, a Mexican capitalist. "The Americans from the United States are in good demand all over Mexico, Hnd command good wages, where the natives and Spaniard! and Italians are not wanted at any price. I am connected with a company which is manufacturing dynamite and nitro glycerin, and we employ noue but Americans in our factories." While doing a Cakewalk in a Cincin nati theater a few nights ago nn ac tress named Gertrude Swlggert wore a pslr of heavy brogans. An unusually violent kick threw off one of the shoe. which hit the uinpah man in the or chestra on the nose. The musician, on the spur of the moment, threw it at the girl, landing it neatly on her right eye. The girl fled from the stage and the audience cheered, thinking it was all part of the show. They hnve no use for barometers dow n in Maine. Thev simplv put a piece of gingerbread out nt the door, and know when the gingergrend Is moist and pliable that rain may be expected, nnd that when it becomra crisp a dry spell is coming. As for ther mometers, they say: "What's the good of them any fool knows when it's hot or cold." An editor nt Howersville, Md., ac knowledges that a sad mistake WW made w hen his paper announced under the obituary heading that Hi-Slocum had moved to Philadelphia, but adds that his foreman used to live in that city and thinks thut is sufficient ex cuse. A Colorado report is to the effect that there haw been :i murder com mitted in Denver nnd vicinity since thu repeal of the state capital punishment law. of the murderer but nine have received sentences of life imprison ment. A New York paper reports that a man in that city spanked hi wife In or der to spite his mother-in-law. That man ia mean enough to kick his neigh bor' child because its father doesn't vote his ticket . It is said that excellent lamp wickl may be made out of men's soft felt hats. I by cutting them into strips the width i required, letting them soak a couple of hours in vinegar, and then drying them. The recent sales of real esthte la Galveston show- that current property values are held at only about one-half the figures prevailing prior to tha Itorm. " A Beallat. "So you let your leading man go?" "I had to," answered Mr. Storming- tou Barnes. "He waa too realistic in hi. ideas." "Interfered with your work on tha etage?" "No, not on the stage. In the box L office. He wanted real money." Washington Star. Aaeta.r Ca.taaa.v Last. Mrs. Do P.lnteur This .tuff won't do at all, and you will have to take it) back. It doesn't harmonies with myj complexion. New Assistant (convincingly) But, madam. It harmonised with the