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given as
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ind and a
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r sale by
The Eminent Kidney
and Bladder Specialist
Ths Miemnt of Swaaa-Reet at Wert la
Kit Laboratory.
There is a disease prevailing In thla
country most dangerous because so decep
tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by
ti heart disease, pneumonia, heart (allure
or apoplexy are often the result of kidney
disease. If kidney trouble is allowed to ad
vance the kidney-poisoned blood will attack
the vital organs, or the kidneys themselves
break down and waste away cell by cell.
Then the richness of the blood the albumen
leaks out and the sufferer has Bright'
Disease, the worst form of kidney trouble.
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the new dis
covery is the true specific for kidney, bladder
and urinary troubles. It has cured thousands
of apparently hopeless cases, after all other
efforts have failed. At druggists In fifty-cent
and dollar sizes. A sample bottle sent fret
by mall, also a book telling about Swamp
Root and Hs wonderful cures. Address
Dr. Kilmer k Co., Binghamton, N. Y. and
mention this paper.
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S m bury & Lewis town Division.
In effect Nov. 8ft, 1900.
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rives at SehiiHgrnv 5 45 p m
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(Value leave Lewir,owi: Junction :
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I mi, .limy and Weil,
i i5 a m, 13 58 p in, s 30 p m. Sunday 9 iu a m.
110 p m,
Trims leave Sunbury dally except Sunday:
1i :i ii m lor a ii.un, r.ne ami iiansniiaigua
I in in for llellelontu Erie and Canaodalgua
Kill n in for Luck HaVen Tyrone and the Wm: .
y aavtu V 111 1UL viviuum ji it- lyrone ana nanao-
lis p m lor kenovoand Kluilra
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I in fur Erie and Caaandalgua
nr. i in (urUuv Haven au i 8 68 p in for V I
naaupori
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i a in. 10 10 h in, 2 05 n in. 3 43 u in lur Shamo-
k in .i ml Muunt Curini'l
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EASTWARD.
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' M ii in, daily arrivlni at rull delihl
; p in Now York 5 .VI p ui . i U i mure 3 11 p SJ
i.-lltllKtori 4 10 p 111
MH ii ii . I, iily arriving at I'liHiidelnhla
l . in New York :i .... a in, Hull mi, ire 9 46 p B
Itwuwaiwu HI nn p ill
I tip in, uully arriving at I'lilladelphlu
mi iii, new i um iia a ui, Baltimore zoo am
P4iinni(ioii 4 ss a m
I rams also leave Sunlniry :
I a m dally arriving at Hhllmlelilhla 6 53 a m
UUmorelBl a m waahl'irton T45 am New
lork 33 a in Weekdayt, 10 38 a .Sunday.
. ,. ul ylnyn ninviiiK i r iiuaueipiiia
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di, Waililnston 1 00 D m.
1: li in. week dava arrlvlm: at Phlladalnhi
IS Pin. New Yom u :to p in, llaitluioro Oj p in
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arm Journal, monthly, for
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The Parm Journal U on of the heat
jnculturel papem published. It con
ii from 32 to 40 page each month
W latnier. laborer and working man.
1'io .uw lork In-Weekly Tri
eind the Middlebttltt Pijst, one
Fi paid m advance, only 11.75.
I l lie I ri-Weekly la pubhahed Monday,
"ediicUy and Friday, r.-iu-lica a large
Piirii,m f Bubtwrilierii on data ot
" . ami ea. ii edition la a thoroughly
g-to-ilate dally family nuwapaper for
people.
W Ne w York Weekly Trihim..
N' Middleburg Post, one year,
Ijnadvaooe, ouly $1.25
IIWi "'7 ouno ie iniiiinned on
ELWi "d trlvea all Important new.
WkM worm, me roan rename
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?2 reliable general informa-
sVsw i. i .t .. """""""'a, "is.
Sky peopie a paper- lor
v "wan aaawaw, a uauonai lam
"aper for farmera and villaaera.
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le Middleburg Post, one year,
pauvance, ouly S1.65.
1' '"-Weekly World coma, thrae
a. .
,.", is nneu with
"w aakad (or it.
1'nictifHll Vnrmn, . a.
Middleburg Post, one year'
L uvance, fi.ou. Both ot
"ve papers and the Practical
T Year Rook utui A
Almanac for 1900, paid in
niy fi.oo.
Per la ona of toe boa
rajnaaaa, laaoaa waally,
lr. The vaar hank aaaami..
a whleta there la a fond of In.
.uia oooa sione la ew eeota.
Tr Book foroalr UM
Buffalo Conner stuck pin h
taMt following facta: "Five huudr I
r4W.A.tHl.mlion hair"
ptna! That It wliai
la, women of this
land annually buy, beg or borrow.
Now, hairpin never wear out; It
sometimes becomes pale and bent with
age, but ita avoldupoia ie all there.
What, therefore, becomes of these sue
oaosive millions? During the last ten
year 5,000,000,000 of hairpins have
been mad and sold. At present there
or only about J 0, 000,000 in circula
tion. Now, where are the other 4,900,
MMM? They hare been sown broad
ens! (roan Maine to California, and have
loft not n trace behind. Of course some
of them are picked np and restored to
their sphere of usefulness, but most
women are as shy of adopting strange
hairpins as they are of accepting an un
identified toothbrush. The hairpins,
therefore, go to make up the flotsam
and jetsam thrown out by the tide of
houmanity and dumped into the waste
places of the suburbs." That's what
hairpins to them.
The prowth of population about the
great lakea will be one of the impor
tant revelations of the present cen
sus. Six lake cities, KufTalo. Cleve
land, Toledo, Detroit, Milwaukee and
Chicago, have added more than 1,000,
000 people since 1890, an increase of
nearly 50 per cent. The increase is
directly related to the growth of
commerce of the great lakes, which
has doubled In the last live years.
The tonnage capacity of vessels psss
ing through the canal at Sault Sainte
Marie is now half as large again as
that of all the vessels which enter and
leave the port of New York, and two
and a half times as great as the ton
nage which passes through the Suez
canal. The great lakes certainly can
not be called "a waste of waters."
They are teeming with life and use
fulness. Here is a Georgia boy's composition
on the trouble in China, given in the
Atlanta Constitution: "China isa land
of heathens that would ruthcr worship
a wooden god that grins at you than go
to church an' pay pew rent. My pa wus
a missionary in China. When the Box
era commenced to box they knocked
him out in the first round, an' he lost
three lingers an' a bran new hymn
book with a bookmark in it. Then he
corned home. He has still got 2 legs an'
3 arms left, though the Mission Board
toUl h im that he lost hi.-i head. Hcaaya
home missions takes ti.:' cake."
Ferria' big wheel aa a locomotive
round house for some enterprising
railroad company ia the latest novel
purpose proposed for the disposition
of that piece of gigantic machinery.
The originator of the idea would have
it laid over on its side, roofed over in
regulation roundhouse fashion, and
yet keep to its business of turning,
thus receiving 72 locomotives, if neces
sary, from one single truck leading to
ita periphery. Frogs, turntable and
awitche would be done away with.
Twenty-one Californians, the ad
vance guard of 500, sailed from New
York a few days ago for the Argen
tine republic, intending to nettle
there. The delegation already en voy
age is headed by four brothers named
Ballett, from Los Angeles, each six
feet tall, and each having a wife and
four daughters. The colony, which
has considerable cash capital, will go
into cattle raising in the valley of the
Platte river.
A graveyard in DsKalb county, Mis
souri, has a headstone with the follow
ing inscription, dictated by a sorrow
ing widower: "With grief I see my
loving mate ia took from me though
took by one who has a right to call for
me when he sees fit." On a tombstone
at Wayland, Mass., may be seen the
doubtful atatement: "Here lies the
body of Dr. Howard, a man who never
voted. Of auch is the kingdom of
heaven."
"Here is a true story on one of our
hardware clerks," says the Downs
(Kan.) Timea. "A little four-year-old
girl walked into one of the hardware
stores some time ago and had a bolt
put in her little express wagon. When
the job was completed she asked the
clerk what the charges were. The
clerk informed her that a kiss would
pay the bill, and the little lady said:
'All right, mamma will pay you.' "
Probably at no time since the civil
war have there been so few regular
soldiers stationed in the United States
ss there are to-day. Of the 100,000 of
ficers and men constituting our present
army all but 17,000 are serving abroad,
mostly in the Philippines.
Houghton county, Mich., which is
in the heart of the Lake Superior cop
per mining region, hss the highest
assessed valuation of property per
capita of any county in the United
States. The totsl valuation for ths
county is $120,000,000.
The petrified leg of a giant has been
uuesrthed in Pennsylvania, and ths
Denver Post suggests that It was
pulled off in some prehistoric political
oampalgn.
Over 3,000,000 of the American pop
ulation are said to be in annual need
and actually receiving some kind' of
shsrltabls assissnce.
The Chicago ws strike a Ken
tucky mountaineer: "A native of the
Rinhtrooa in- mountain district
of Kentucky had
dianallon. '
uvimiuii iu go uu
a journey recently, and before start
ing took out an accident policy. He
chanced to be one of the victims of
a railway collision, and the next
morning his widow, armed with a
newspaper report in which his name
was mentioned among the killed,
called en the agent of the insurance
company and demanded the money.
'But, madam,' said the agent, 'we
will have to have more v-ehnite proof
before we can pay your claim.' 'Mora
proof!' exclaimed the bereaved wom
an. 'Why, he's dead 'rn a door nail,
I reckon.' 'Possibly, my dear madam,'
answered the polite agent, 'and I am
very sorry.' 'Sorry! You are sor
ry, are you?' 'I certainly am, madam.
I sincerely sympathize with you in
your sad affliction.' 'But hain't you
goin' to give me the money what's
comin' to me?' 'Not to-day. Youi
claim will have to be iincstigated
first.' That's just like a frood-fr
uothin' man,' angrily retorted the be
reaved woman. 'You all are mighty
parlite 'bout things so long as they
hain't cost in' you nothin', but the
minuet a poor, lone female doeB git a
chance to git holt of a leetie spemlin'
money, you got the gall to say you're
sorry. Aud the indignant femule
alammed the door behind her as she
left the oilice iu search of additional
proof."
Au enterprising .New York manu
facturer is shipping lamps to Hag
dad, the home of Aladdin. He had
made a lamp that seems to huve cap
tured the whole orient, and princes
and potentates are clamoring tor his
goods. .Missionaries were responsible
for the introduction of the lampa.
Many of the buyers are exalted per
sonages. The lumps go to the em
peror of Biam's palace at Bangkok, to
j the sultan of Morocco's palace at Mo
rocco, and to a number of caliphs at
Damascus and viziers at Bagdad.
These lamps burn kerosene oil, but
they have no chimneys. By a me
chanical device air is forced into the
flame, which gives a clear white light
eiiuol to 20-caniIle power,
A Chicagoan just returned from a
tour of the far west saw the follow
ing locution notice on a mining claim
in the Grand Kncampment, Wyo.:
"We found it and we claim it by the
right of founding it. It's our'n. Its
750 feet in every direction except
southweat and northeast, and there
is 300 feet on each side of this writ
In'. Its called the Bay Horse, and we
claim oven the spurs, and we don't
want nobody jumping on this Bay
Horse that' what's the tree Is
around here for and we've got the
same piece of rop that we had dowu
in old Missouri."
"If you axe makiug choice of a phy
alcian," eaya a writer in the Hartford
Courant, "be aure you get one if pos
sible with a cheerful and serene coun
tenance. A physician la not at least,
ought not to be an executioner and a
sentsnca of death on his face is as had
as a warrant for execution signed by
the governor. Aa a general rule, no
man haa a right to tell another by word
or look that he ia sure to die. It may be
necessary in some extreme cases; bu.
aa a rule, it is the last extreme of Im
pertinence which one human being can
offer to another."
The agricultural department of the
Iowa State college at Ames has been
notified by the United States depart
ment of agriculture that the butter
sent by the college creamery was
awarded a gold medal at the Paris ex
position. Only six medals wvre award
ed, and the competition was open to
the world. The creameries competing
from the United Statea were selected
by the agricultural department at
Washington, and out of the 40 who sent
exhibits from this country the college
creamery at Ames wus among the first
selected.
A peculiar incident was lntely wit
Deased in the Bethany Presbyterian
church at Trenton, N. Y. The sermon
had a soporific effect upon Harry Tidd,
a young druggist, and he fell asleep.
While still in slumber, says a local ex
change, he arose, removed his coat,
vest and collar and waa about to fur
ther disrobe when the women in his
vicinity screamed. An usher aroused
him and led him out of the church.
A sad leaf in the history of tele
graphic communication ia encom
passed in the story that never before
have there been so many message
sent to the dead as at Galveston.
Thousands of dispatches have been
sent to persons who were destroyed
by the recent hurricane.
A Wichita (Kan.) girl who was
queradlng in her brother's clothe es
caped detection until she reached a
wet crossing and instinctively
grabbed the trousers by ths pistol
pocket with an upward pull as she
gracefully tiptoed across the street.
A sporting authority nays there are
marly 1,000 golf clubs in the United
States, having a membership of about
100,000. Imagine th dust that army
of stick could rslse if profitably em
ployed in ths spring-time carpet clean
lag.
Blood Troubles:
As the blood contains all th elements nscssssry to sustain life, it is impor
tant that it be kept free of all impurities, or it becomes a source of disease,
ming instead ot nourishing tn body,
i potaoaa enter the blood from without
inoculation ; others from within, as when wast product accumulate in the
system and ferment, allowing disease germ to develop and be taken into th
circulation. While all blood trouble have on common origin, each has some
tlsarslUssHtM t f 4i.tiMmilti if ipmm laaw atatkaaa
aw aaii mj w tiaaMttt v a was sj aaaisaa. vvh aaaaaj tj Mat invw V4SVU, in IVI U4SS, . W aV
Cancer. Rheumatism. Koreina and other blood diseases can be distinguished bv ChrOMC UtOOrSm
a certain sore, ulcer, eruption or inflammation appearing on th skin. Every blood m
Passes shows sooner or later on th outside aad on th weakest part of the body, or where it finds the least resistance.
Many mistake the son or outward sign for the real disease, aad attempt a cure by the as of salves, liniments and other
sternal applications. Valuable timaia lost aad no permanent benefit derived from such treatment.
BLOOD TROUBLES REQUIRE BLOOD REMEDIESf the poison must be completely and perma
nently eradicated the blood reinforced, purified and cleansed, or the disease goes deeper and saps the very life. Mercury,
potash and arsenic, the treatment usually prescribed in this class of diseases, are violent poisons, even when taken iu small
doses never cure, but do much harm by
sss
or any similar blood trouble, write them fully for advice about your case. All correspondence is conducted in strictest confi. 1
ifanrw W make no chame for this service. Book on blood and akin diseaaes f re. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, lia.
Read This! Read This!
MY PRESENT STOCK OF CARPETS
Is larger than ever before ; my PRIG S LOWER than OTH
EKS fur ti SAME GOODS. My prices ou 45 rolls of carpet I
wish to close out will suit tho pocket book of tnatiy and save
others tnoi.ny. Do not think of buying your fall carpets until
you give my Htock of carpets your attention and get the priceB
of some of my baagaius 1 am offering.
See My Display of Gartains, Gurtatii Poles & Fiita.
Prices just right on these goods.
One Word About Pictures.
I am offering my prHent stock of pictures at cost, LESS
THAN COST mi 1 some tor the price of the glass in the flames.
Don't miss this mile.
have some prettf thingH to offer in Furniture, all new.
Laer will surprise you in Stylea and Prices.
UNDERTAKING ! UNDERTAKING !
Iu this branch of my busiuoss I am prepared to give tho
public the bent net bice that can be secured bv money, tisiie aud
personal attention. Mr equippage in tbis branch of bmancHH is
one of the finest in the state. HEAltSES, CAHUIAOKS and
UNDERTAKING PARLORS are up to date.
On wont shout report that say attention hss be called to lately in r.'ifTroio
mv price. I ivtTARANTKh tofnrnlnb tilt Hume k-ihhIh ul I.KSS MONEY tliun niiv
ioum in tas comity, l MTJ ahantbk log-ivc you sssler I'avmen r laao nil others,
Fintt-Clam Livery Connected witii Undertaking Department,
W. H. FELIX,
Telephone Connection. LEWI8TOWN, PA.
."OOOOOCOOCOOCVX- -
I Won't Sraaa Thro'
No matter how handsome
can be spoileJ by a pair of shoes
clothing.
No shoe on earth, at
PAT, the only patent leather
"break thro". Why pay $5.00 for an inferior patent leather shoe
when you can buy from almost
PATS for much less ? If your
gladly senJ sample pair, your
MONARCH SHOE CO.,
TO DEALERS: MONARCH
leather shoes the only guaranteed oaten! leather shoes made.
They always picas the
for particulars to-day.
Frank S. Riegle,
DEALEE IN
AND
Sewing Machines
Middleburg, . pa.
Inquire for . .
flfyMllfllarii?ssa
PIANOS
mm
ana loss of health is sure to (ouow.
through the skin bv absorntion. or
rnt..i,M.a PnlaA. ssssanaaaJLa 1.
adding another poison to the already overburdened, diseased blood.
o c xr. l a- ... . . i i i . ,
j. 0. o., iiiiuic a vwu ivucuj, uimc ui iwu auu uriui, aiiaiaa mc uimic ii ,
the blood, antidotes and forces out all impurities, makes weak, thin blood rich, strong
and healthy, and at the same time builds up th general health. S. S. S. is the only
purely vegetable blood purifier known, ana the only one that can reach deep-seated
blood troubles. A record of 50 rears of successful cures proves it to b s reliable,
unfailing specific for all blood ana skin troubles.
From Modloml Trmmtmont. -Our Medicsl Department is in charge of
skilled physicians, who hsve made blood and skin diseases a life study, so if you have
Contagious Klood Poison, Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Eczema, an Old Sore or Ulcer,
c - ooooooooooooooooooooooo
th attire, th stylish appearance
that are not in keeping with the
whatever price, can ei'iinl a MONARCH
shoe made that is guaranteed not to
any dealers (uir uf MONARCH
dealer doesn't keep them wo will
sue, prepaiJ, for $ 3.75. Address
1 37 DIANE ST., NEW YORK.
PATS are strictly l.ish grade patent
wearer and will do you j;oo.l. Writ.
M Raj
PARKKR's)
Cancer,
Scrofula,
Old Sores,
Rheumatism,
Contagious
Blood Poison ,
ON THE BOULEVARDS.
Th DUtrlbntlBa Caatav of All th
l'opular Kllltln I'anrlra of
France.
In hi acute and amusing com
ments on the l'nris of to-iiny, Richard
Whlteliiff, In the Century, treats ot
"The Life of the lknilevards."
Th very pavlng-stonea of great
cltlea might sumi-times cry out: "Let
us have peace." Some uf them may
well complain that the foot of man
makea too short work of thein, con
sidering the time and trouble It took:
them to grow. Those of the boule
vard a r surely entitled to thla griev
ance, as they are ground to prematura
dust by an army everlastingly on the
march. It ia a atage army, for it
turns on its steps, to repent the trick
of entrance and' exit half a dozen
times a day. The eutrnuce, I may ob
servs as a stnfre direction. Is by tho
line Koynlc; the exit very little high
er than the Boulevard de Italleaa.l
Itryond that point the long line Is
simply a place of transit on lawful
business, like any other Btreet. Th)
short stretch between the Mudeleinii
and tho Hue Richelieu forms thes
rand Boulevard ancient of days. I
When the New Caledonian of the fu-
ture seeks his nrch of the opera housoi
to sketch the ruins of the Mndelciue.i
he will not foil to observe that Uu
usphalt here Is ground to a liner
surfuce than elsewhere. Its air of
fatigue will be as eloquent of a tooi
busy past a th rutted wsy of1
Rome. The custom of agea, siin-e
thee site ceased to be open country,
or open ditch, just beyond the city
wall, haa sent the people here for'
newa and gossip every day. Once they'
came for fresh air on well; and hav
ing contracted- tho habit, they are!
loath to part with It, though now
they ar naturally rutioued iu that
commodity like other inhabitant of
wnl Led cities. They seldom, however,
fail to get a good blow of the winds of
the spirit. The boulevard Ih the
source or the distributing center of!
alt th flitting fancies of France. You
come hre in the day time for the sen
sation of th day. You get It of u
eurety, whatever else you may miss;
and while you enjoy It, hot and hot,
truth seems but a spoil-sport. The
art of life la, after all, but an art of
Impressions; and this impression,
while It lasts, is sure to be to your
taste. Th boulevard aulas no more,
Ther will be something new to-morrow;
and what you have is sufficient
uuto ths dav.
A Famllr of Seatnna.
The sextonshlp of the pariah church
at Chapel-en-le-FrHh, Devonshire, Kirif
land, has been retained In on family!
since 1531. The lutest Incumbent, Jo
seph Uramwell, who recently died, was
buried In a vault in which lay the bod
ies of the eiplit predecessors. One of
them waa sexton for S2yeara. Chicago
Inter Ocean.
uia Specialty.
Wiggles Whatl Thai miserly-looking
old chap a collector of engraving?
lie doesn't look as If he would ever
spend a cent for anything.
Waggles Yes, The kind he likes
best are those on $21) bills. Somei
vllle Journal.
Ko Cradlt.
Yeu said to gat out uf debt ' "j
Tht hardest thing may be; '1
But I find to gat Into dabt ,
A hsrdar una tor cat.
Harlem Ufa.
Aa Occult lnUu nee.
"Th fortune-teller told me that
aom powerful influence was standing
between ma and success in life."
"Do yeu suspect anyone?"
"I ean't decide whether it's ths baby
or ths cook." Chicago Record.
At th Restaurant.
Ttrst Man (excitedly) Our restaur
ant is on flr.
Second Man (ca'.mly) Come, then,
hurry up and perhupt at last we may be
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