nily day. Fla-iiml 2. nr irn ImlK leiwl r tier- us fi ll. it lln ire. It irl po ty oilier v wn iack nil own to irrl in aMistanl re and imi and ing tlii" Willi tlie pnrli- itinns by naul with if you BW ;o., i, N. Y. ;s. RY JRES. paired vest. :d. h j, Pa. l'i'M' Character, to vlvavnta lor , wholaeaalt oneety, more iferenee. n rtilinaord Tlilfl Floor, g-13-Wl VBUR8, P' to hta eM utlou. Ai lated to my '" attention. NEY Over-Work Weakens Your Kidneys. 7 Kidneys Make Impure Blood. Al the Mood In your body passes through jam kidneys once every three minutes. j mooa puntiers. they tit ter out the waste or Impurities in the blood. H they are sick or out of order, they fail to do their work. Pains, aches andrheu- ' matism come from ex cess of uric acid in the blood, due to nerlected ! kidney trouble. Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady heart beats, and makes one feel as thouch they had heart trouble, because the heart is cver-working in pumping thick, kidney- poisonea oiooa tnrougn veins and arteries. It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to be traced to the kidneys. but now modern science proves that nearly ill constitutional diseases have their begin ning in kidney trouble. II you are sick you can make no mistake by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild ind the extraordinary ettect ot Dr. Kilmer s Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is soon realized. It stands the highest for its I wonderful cures ot the most distressing cases I it. J Is sold on its merits by all druggists in fifty cent and one-dollar siz- You may have a I ample nettle ty man noma of Swaaapasot free, also pamphlet telling you how to find . ... . .. I cut if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writing Or. Kilmer fcCo., Binghamton, N. Y. PENNSYLVANIA HAILRUAO. Sunbury & Lewistown Division. Iu effect. ov. '2, 1900. I HTATIONH. KAHTWAKII A M Sunhury S:X) Bellnasrrove Junctioa mr. fcellmirrovc imh I'bwIiiik Kt Kreomer MID Meiai-r I t6 Miilillrburg , tu Benfer H M Beavertown h a Adninaburir I JO Haulm Mills 18 Mil'lure H7 Wauiirr I V Klimdle 7M rainterville 7 411 Maitland 7 i licwiatown 7 8-1 r m .1 ujj 4 50 4 IS 4 BS 4 81 4 ' 4 H 4 111 4 117 4 it :i 89 3 49 3 an 3 -i 3 311 IM 8 13 8 13 8 10 11 37 Iwltown (Main Street- 7 JJ lUOi LtWtMOWB Junction. IN ain leaves Sunbury 5 30 p m. ar rives at SehuBjfrove 6 45 p m svtsSeliu strove rl:00 p. in., arrives at Suuoury b:T5 p. in. sins leave Lewlstown Junction : it m.10 13 a m. 1 10 P m.l.mn m 5 Wi m. 7 07D 11102 a m for Altoona, Hltubur ami ihe W. lor rimtimiire and Washington strain v an. . 1.18 4 33 S 10 i m For I'hlladehihla anil Nkw irk55v 80S. SOa ill. 1 Oil 1 33 4 33 and lilt) p I I'm Harrlsbara 8 10 p m Philadelphia & Erie R R Division. AM) SOUTHERN CENT HA I. RAILWAY WK8TWARD. ln rave S'Hi.iirrove Junction daily lor uuiy and Weil. Bm, U58p rn, 80 p m. Sunday 9 a ni, SB. i leave Sunbury dallr except Sunday: En for B ffalo. Brie and Canamlalirua It m for KeUelonte Erie and Uanandalirua mm for Look Haven Tyrone and tbe wer . Ip si for Hellefonte K a-ic Tyrone and Oanac- aaiaua p m lor keaovoand Elm Ira ! lor WlUlamiport M K1 a m tar Buffalo via Emporium. 5 to r Erie and Oanandalirua In for Look Haven and 8 68 pm Tor Wl ion in. 9 .15 a m 200 and 5 48 pa lor Wllker- ksnil Hatelton km. lo 10 am, '2 rfl p m. 5 4.1 p m lor Shatno- ,u Mouui Curiuel Bdi)' 9 53 a m tor Wllke'harre EASTWAKI). crump leave Sellnngrove Junction i m, daily arrlvlna ut Plill idelpblM Im New York S 63 p m Baltimore 3 11 p in llcKton 4 10 p m 1i in .limy arrivinv al rnnailelphla m New York 3 S3 a m, Balliiuore 45 p in i.i i 10 56 p in- ! Ip m. .mil y arriving at Hhlladelphlii an, ?.ew York 713 a m, Baltimore 2 30 am don t 05 a in 4. TranB alM leave Sunbury Inn itally arrlvlnv at Philadelphia 0 62 a m are 6 35 a m Waahirwton 7 45 am Nev I IC a m Weekdavt. 10 38 a m Smnl a v imwrek daya arriving at Plilladclplila lm. New York 2 18 p m, Uultlmtie II It 'aliinirton 1 00 p m. pm.week dayn arrlvlnir at Philadelphia " i ora v go p m, nam more o on p m ton 7 16 pm alto leave Sunburr at 9 50 a and 6 25 lpm, lor HarrlebuiK, Philadelphia and n ) . R, WUUU. Oen'l Paaa Ao-ent TriUNSON tleo'l Manager. OMBINATION WITH THE POST. It give below some clubbing tions with the Post. The quoted are very low. rarm Journal, monthly, lor five years ami the Middleburg one year, paid in advance, $1.00 rami Journal la one of the bent Hlirul imtM.ru imhllahMl. It mn. from 32 to 40 tiaire.ii each monltl at of every aubjeet of lutereat to .uier, laoorerana working man. New York Tri-Weekly Tri- the Middleburc: Piast, one d in advance, onlv $1.75. Tri-Weekly ie publiahed Monday. ' and Prlilay, reacliee a large Ion of BUtrarlberM no data of each edition la a thoroughly IM ilailv famllr newananer fnr Ma, ew York Weekly Tribune Middleburg Post, one y ear, advance, only $1.25 PjlF Tribune la pubtiabed on ). aim giyen all Important newa "nil world, the moat reliable "porta, unexcelled agricultural rellab e ireneral Informal ehoice and entertaining rule It itt the ' tieiiol..' it imner" fop " t'nited Statea, a national fam- or farmer- and villaaera. York Tri-Weeklv World Middleburg Post, one year, Mrs Aitn. tl AM ltd w lis lll"7 119 in II lOfl Jl I0M, 14 in 27' Hi 10 : w lo:wj 111 Hi N In M 13 11 (S B 111 It B 11 IX n 111 se ii ar ts UM1 tip near Amenia yis tbe best sed " is or croup ana hen given aB ies hoarse.or oulfta bas de t the attach, a mind aDd ,medy kept UBea8Bopn . For sale w jtore. vanoe, only $1.65. J Weely yorld cornea three tie la Mil I J.i. ,.. I ..... ft I eountry and Ie well worth '-eu ior It. setical Farmer, one year, liddlebursr Post, one vear. Udvance, $1.50. Both oi 'Parjerganri the Prnntirwl lttr Book and Agricul- ao lor 1900. paid in ly $1.65. al Farmer ia one of the beat Pupibdiad, iaaued weekly, ' The vaav hook mkliu which there la a fund of In- '"llaueeful to the farmer. nla book alone ia M cenav CUT RATES Bj KAUGE SUTIiERLAKD CLARKE. (Copyright, 1900. ky lladfe Sutherland Clarke. Jack Corluars turuoJ aluwly away from the tloor of tUo cut rate ticket of fice ia Savannah, lie bad stakod all he had on a venture and lost, and now he wanted to get back to New York. There at least was life, and If he was to starve he preferred to do It where he might gain some amusement during the process. Bi-sldea, ia New York the unexpected was alwars likely to hap pen, and chance and change were Uie only gods on his altar. Tbe day be fore he had pawned his watch, his leather valise and his superfluous clothing. This morning, after paying his hotel bill he had Just $8 left In his pocket. The regular fare to New Yuri; by boat was $20,4 by rail 132. The scalper's ollire could do little holler fur him. He itared for a moment at the big blue letter! on Hie window of the of fice, then turned on his heel. As lie did so a tliirUset men with n red face and a light overcoat came out of the ticket office. He clapped Corlcars. fa miliarly on the back. "See here." be said, "I heard you nsU Ing about cut rates to New York. If you've got nerve enough to take I lie chances on this, I'll sell It for $.1 ami what cigars you've got about you." He held up a long, somewhat soiled rail way ticket, much stamped and COSOter tamped In blue and red Ink. "I bought It of a fellow in New York last Week for $10. He said It was a sijimr re turn ticket from Savannah tliat he hadn't used because he went to Texas first. I've truck an easy ihlng here, bo I'm going to stay and don't want It." Corlcars looked attentively at the ticket. It was a rather dubious look ing affair, but the lowest slip was marked Savannah and the uppermost one New York. It was a chance, and be seized It. "All right." he said. "If you've got gall enough, you'll work It. I guess you'll have to bluff some, but you're a swell looking chap, and that'll help." Corlears gave him $3 and drew three cigars from his pocket 'They're all I have about me, but they're good ones." "I'll leave you one for luck." said the red faced man. "So long!" Corlears stood for an Instant making his plans. Then h walked to the pawnshop and redeemed bis valise. By means of some newspapers aud a few tones he added the necessary weight; then he lunched, bought a clean collar and strolled to the station. When Cor lears stepped on the north bound train that evening, two porters vied for the honor of carrying his valise. "Pullman dls way, sahT "Smoker," said Corlears sententtons- ly. When the conductor made his first round, Corlears banded him his tleket without looking up from his paper. Tbe man glanced casually at it: then examined It carefully. After that he took a long look at Corlears, who ob served him In the mirror opposite. "Where did you buy this ticket T he asked. "In Savannah, of course," said Cor lears carelessly. "When?" "This afternoon." He took the tleket away with him. Through the glass door Corlears could see hlui In earnest colloquy with a brakeman. At last he returned. "There Is something crooked about this ticket, sir." Corlears looked Incredulous. "What do you mean by that?" he asked sharply. "Well, tho road hasn't Issued that kind of excursion ticket since the 1st of November. It was good for 00 days, you know." Tbe conductor's tone was almost apologetic. "Look at the date. I should say that would settle It" Corlears looked bored. "Well, we think the date's been al tered. The 0 has been changed to a 1, making the date January Instead of September. Corlears scrutinized the ticket. "I see no evidence of It," be said coldly. "However, It's no affair of mine. I bought tho ticket and paid for It; the road Is responsible." He turned to his paper. The con ductor shifted uneasily and finally turned away. "The plot thickens," Corlears said lo himself. "Anyhow, I am two hours nearer New York than I was In Sa vannah." He went to sleep. At 10 o'clock the train ran Into Columbia, where a new conductor came on. In about an hour Corlears saw him ap proach, though he pretended to be still asleep. The new man was very direct In his methods. "Look here!" he said, shaking Cor lears by tne arm. "This ticket won't gor "I guess It will go as far as New York," be returned easily, "and then I'll see Mr. Howson and tell him he's got some fool conductors on this end of the line." 'There's no use In bluffing," the man growled. "Either you've been taken In yourself or you're trying to fool us. Somebody's trying to beat the road out of a fare, and I tell yon It won't go with me." Corlears looked the man up and down. "What do you propose to do about It?" he asked contemptuously. "Either collect tbe fare or put you off." Corlears looked him squarely la the eyes. "You'll do neither," he said. "As ft Is, you will lose your place." "When I lose my place. It won't be tor giving beats free rides to New York. If you was the president's son-in-law and had nothing better to show for It than this her good for nothing ticket, you'd bar to pay up or get off." Corlears nonchalantly drew a bill I'om his pocket lit was Ins last one) ud held it tip to the couduetor. "Here, keep this for yourself, aud for the Lord's sake let me alone!" The man's surly face lowered angri ly. "I ain't Unit kiud," he growled doggedly and motioned to a brakemau. Then he raised his liaud to the cord above his head. "I'll give you two miuutes to deckle," he said. A brakeuiau and a traluman Joined the group. Corlcars si t his face lit-m-ly. "1 guess I've had more than $3 worth out of that ticket," he thought to himself. The Conductor looked at him sullenly, watch lu hand. "Well!" be growled. Theu he pulled the cord, the train slowvd up. and Cor letn found tllinsclt standing beside the suewy track watching a receding natal .u the distance. As the train moved past him Corlears uas conscious of s man standing tnotfenless ou the other aide of the track, it was a iftnaolilt Cene that lay about them. The paJ light of u WUUlUg v inter moon fell u; u lung wastes ni suow covered ihdds, broken here and there by linos of 'black poplars aa defined al the mtst- ern edge us a long siiriei. ,r woods The two men became eua of each other aDpnreUtly at tlif sjuiiie uiomout. The man across the track wore a silk ibat and lmked like a clergyman. "You've done pretty clever ihing." be Bald, iliNu iui; a pistol from his pocket and taking deliberate I aim at t 'orients, "but you doti't tiud rue wholly unprepared." Corlears laughed grimly. "That's where you iiave the advantage of me. 1 admit titai l am altogether u ap re par ' ed. I throw up my hands. You'll hardly tiuJ it worth w hile robbing me, I however, as I've just been nut off the train for Jack of car fare." The man put up bis revolver. "K com my mistake," be said politely. "I Jumped off the train on llo other side. I'm not a highwayman, but I took you for something worse. ix you know the country?" Corlears shook his bead, "About midway between Columbia and Chester. I should say." The man canned him narrowly. "What are you going to do?" be said. Corlears set his teeth. "Walk to the next station If I don't freeze ou the way and after that get to New York some way." "Y'ou say that you have no money?" "I've Just 12.10." There was a pause. The man appeared to In considering. At last he spoke. "If jou'd like to earn $500, 1 can put you lu the way of It." "I should be delighted," Corlears drawled Ironically. "1 might earn it shoveling snow. There's a good deal of It about." "I'm perfectly serious." the man re joined "Listen. You want to go to New Y'ork; I want to koep away from It I bought a ticket to New York, but I left the train wiieu It slowed up to put you off. I've er changed niy mind." Corlears nodded. "I see," he said. "Very good. Y'ou are about my height and build. Change clothes with me, take my ticket, walk on to the next station and board the first train for New Y'ork. If you meet my anxious friends and they offer yon preaatng attentions, don't decline them on the score of ix'ltig sumo one else." "And then?" The man smiled. "You will be takon excellent care of, and you will be mst at the Grand Central station with a carriage Then they will discover their mistake, and they will apologize. In the meantime you will have got to New York, and you will be 3O0 richer. He counted out five crisp new $100 Mils. Corlcars saw them distinctly In the moonlight. "Is It a bargain?" Corlcars trudged on In silence for a moment "Let mo sec yonr tleket please." The man handed It to him. "It's good for stopovers, I see, so I can use It all right" The man's eyes glittered. "Do you agree?" he said eagerly. "Ill take the ticket" Corlears said lowly, "and In exchange for It I'll swap clothes with you, and I'll keep my mouth shut until we get to New York, but you can koep the JTS00." "Don't Ih a fool," said the man. It will be worth more than that to me If It works." Corlears shook his head. "I tried to beat the railroad company out of a fare, I must admit" be re plied, "bnt I usually play fair. 1 haven't made mucb of a success of tar life, but I've lived It squarely a far. It' habit I suppose." Tbe man gave a kind of groan. "God knows I wish I could say as much." The exchange of clothing was quick ly made. "I'm In a stovepipe hat" Corlears said, with a laugh, "though It's rather cold comfort In this snow heap." "Goodby," said tho man. and he ran quickly off In tbe opposite direction, his long black shadow trailing gro tesquely after him. The next morning when Corlears, footsore and hungry, walked Into the little station at Blankvtllo he found two men there lounging by the stove. They stood beside film at the lunch counter, and when he finally boarded the north bound train they entered with blm and took the seat behind blm. Corlears smiled to himself. When tho train reached Charlotte, a boy came on with the morning papers. Corlears bought one. "William Brand, the defaulting cash ier of the Wlndcrton bank, has been traced to Savannah. It la supposed that he haa with him some $50,000 In bills and gold. A large force of detectives Is working on his case, and his speedy capture Is looked for. Ho was burned In effigy last night by the people ef Wlnderton, many of whom are reduced to penury through his peculations." "I'm glad I kept clear of that $000." Corlcars said to himself. Then he fU asleep, for he was utterly worn ont I Ml"-w a 1 ,1 a.U MM ft a.ta h CCA II, UlTCBU fc IIC I MMVT W. pf the men behind Corlears. "Wonder If be know the game Is opr oils s amum These unwelcome visitors usually appear in the spring or aumtr.tr, when the itself from the manv impurities that have accumulated during troubles, which are Baneful Boils Mr. XM Pratt, Cave, S. C. writea : "l-ur twenty yeara 1 was urtly aflta-ted Witfl uotla aud carbuncles cniLsru 5v impure taf am Itiaitupoa ait.lr t0feacribe my aufierhag ; partuf t betiast bciug unaale to work or ileep. Several doctora treated aae, and 1 tried all tlie so-called blood remedies, but nothing seemed to do me any good I nn nu the summer ul iii&8 1 was uer tuadeil to try a. S. s . and after taking several tiottfea waneaftirely cured, and hn e had no i run a of these painful pasts up to the preatut time." AL la Ql proves 1 gc-rii Our a aw.d any information or a! vice wanted will whatever for this service Send for our C2OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOCOOOO0C I Read This! Read This! MY PRESENT STOCK 0? CARPE I htrrr than ever before ; my PRIC S LOWER than O'I'II X FIX Fur ii SAME GOODS. My prices ou 46 rolls of carpel I inti i o alueM out wiiisnit :1iii pocket book of man) and save x otHiers moittjy, 1). not think of buyiug your full carpets until 0 yawn -irive'tvy stock of carpets your attention aud net thu prices Q i. Mune of UV Ijiuwmins I am offieriuK 1 -tiee My Display of Miag.Mi Poles & Fixtures. prH'csjust unlit One Word About Pictures. I siaQnVriuaT ai.v Dreaent T HAN (MIST anlotnfl tor the 0 mi,,,,', ...,ft , il,; ft-.r.. I MMO SOineigwettv tliiti;n to offer in Furniture, all new. (Later win surpme you in Styles and Prices, UNDERTAKING ! UNDERTAKING ! In this branch of my biisiueK I an prepared to Kive tho public tbj bust nst'bioe tlint can tc secared lv money, twu mill persotwe! ait-i,riT. Mv ii'iiv' iti'ttiiH branch of bu-ln,vs is one oftfco finest-Mi the state IlEAUSKS, CAIIUIACIES aud UNDERTAKING PABLOBScm np to date. Oas nord about a report that taw amauUoa basibe called to lately in rc,ini to iny pnoas. II OTMtaaWTBb to fttrnlidl lias same EOSt al I.Kss MONKV man k hiiuse lath; oimuty. itJt)AHAMTgB H0n you ssster PAYHBNT than all olburs, First-CiaKs Livwry t'oiuitvkj it4i IDadertaking Depigtmeot. W. H. FELIX, ' TeleptMn Connection . I ,K W IST( )WN, PA . BBI Jo. matter howlhanJsome fh irtfirt, the s1iih appearance sntoW HI can be gulled by a paji.uf shoes that are act in hrpinrj with the j HI clothing. g MmtH i No sltoe on earth, .it whatever fi ice, c.-.:i t.;yj a .''. X iA.'U.H IB PAT- tlitonb patent leitther shoe maJe that is guaranteed not to H "break thro". Why pay $5.00 for an inferior patent le.itr B M ywhenyucan:Vuyfrom almost any dealer a pair i f S,OSM H PHWj 9 HfATS for much less ? Iyour dealer doesn't keep tiicuj wo will mfcj SBBJ sfljdly send sample pair, jwur size, prepaid, lax $).;v. Address fBgi I A leather shoes the .only guaranteed patent leather slioes made. aHHn They always jileaje the wearer and widdo you ;oo,l. i'jlc JBffS BJ II for paftkulars to-day. RShI Frank S. Riegle, Mk Carbuncles, whili are more painful and dangerous, come r.'. fi frequently Ofl the back of the neck, eating great holes in the tlesh. exhaust the strength and often prove fatal, Hoils are regai le ' b; I ie people as blessings, and they patiently and uncomplainingly future the pain and laconvemt .r . r the mistaken idea that their health is being benefitted, that their blood is too thick anywa . aud this is Nature's plan of thinning it. The blood is not too rich or too thick, hut is diseased - is full oi j iaotl and unless relieved the entire svstem will suffer. The Iwjil or carbuncle gives warning of scri d only waiting for a favorable opportunity todcveli even cancer, is the result 01 a neglecleit DoU. Keep the blood pure, and it will keep the akin clear of all the irritating impuritiea that cause these painful, disfiguring diseases. S. S. S. cures boils and carbuncles easily and permanently by reinforcing, purifying nnd building up the blood and ridding the system of all accumulated waste matter. S. S. S. is made of roots and herbs which act directly on the blood, aud all poisons, no mailer how deep-seated, are soon overcome and driven out by this powerful purely vegetal le medil ins. S. S. S is not a new, untried remedy, but for flSBKt. .-tVgit. "'"'ttw 6fty years has lieen curing all kinds of blood and skin vHB f diseases. It has cured thousunds, ami will cure vim. t' ia W'V', r " ' t .i .ii ..ii .) : r. . jucasjiii i won .rn an moon jui 1111 I - the appetite and digestion, tiiulils nr Lftftht 1 i i.i i :.. i ... iir.tiiii aim ,ciJ, wui muou 01 uioyi. physicians h.isr made !.'.. ! .in 1 sk::; lif. at.i.lv .w.it. ItlMM fully about x be cheerfully given. We make no charge book on Blood aud Skin Dlscmm: free. Addraaa. The Swift Specific Co.. Atlanta, fir. S ou ttrese (foods, stock of pictures nt cost. LESS rmoc of the irliisw in tbo liuinos. vv- 0X-KXXXXXXftW3OQt3CX5OOfxi a-.f Mood is making an extra effort to lie tlie winter months. Many an old sore, runnim? u! er. Banger us Tafias. a-Saw le..,- . k Wjfal bW bbkb- r e;. Si aWaaWaasK- C ' : W. Jjf t-UllV U&V I June the confetlerate cruls . li had wrougbl reat er Alabama, whic A n ImiinisU i' C T' um fi y . havoc smomj the s h 1 p p i 11 g in" the nor 1 h rn states. was sunk ofl" Cherbourg', France, bj the L'niicil States ship 'f war Kcar arge. lu the m w navy, the names Kenrsarge and Alabama have been bc towed ux)ii two of tin' must power ful battleships; and on September IS. at Portsmouth, when- the old Kcar arge was launched, the state of Nev. Hampshire, through its governor, pre sented bronce memorial tablets botb battleships, The ceremonies were witnessed by many thousands of people, and were signalised by the presence of Gov, Rollins, of New Hum shire; tins. Johnston, of Alabama; Secretary Long, ex-Secretary Herbert, Rear Admirals Parquhar nnd Sampson, the captains of the two battleships, nnd a number of survivors of the old Kearsarge. The tablet of the Kear sarge was unveiled by Mrs. Bryan, daughter of the late Admiral Bemmea, of the old Alubama, and the tablet of 1 be Alabama whs unveiled by Mis Mary Thornton l'uvis, grandniece of Capt. Thornton, of the old Kearsarge, The three lnr(,'tt steamships nflmit, says the Philadelphia Inquirer, are the Kaiser Wilhelm der U rosso, of the North German Lloyd line, 050 feet in length; the Deutachland, of thi Hamburg- American line, ssi; feet ia length, and the Oceanic, of the White Star line. 704 feet. Two of theses r.e scls are CerK Hoth of tue German ships have beaten all rivals In other companies, while tbe Deutschlond has beaten th Kaiser. The Oceanic lias not broken a record. Kor hoiih: time there has been talk of a new marine monater to be built, by the Hamburg Americaa line. The figures arc novr at hand, for the ntrnct has beer, given out In Belfast, lliis vessel is tc be "50 feet long, with o fwi. beam nnd fitted to carry L'.iknj iiann n. it and lil.OOO tonti of dead load, bul the new vessel Is not to be a flyer. Slie it to croaR the ocean at an average spec? of is knots, which is ordinary. "I hnve just returned from Ken tucky," anld an otlieial of the goverD nirnt department of justice rcoently, "and they tell me in that state that there la n great scarcity of inul.'s, probably due to the South Afrioat war. 1 rtttemliir that in one county I saw a notice posted on tho court house door saying that at s n-rt.iin dnte the writer would be la tots rj for the purpose of buying mules and inula colts. He especially desired mu!e colts. At the time set there naa s great influx of farmers with mules and mule colts. The purchasers boug-ht all the mule colts that were brought In. p,i. iny good prices; it faet the best prices ofl'eied in years. Th calculation of the buyers U that mules will le exceedingly hig-h from new on and thai the colt) will be ivorth good money when they grow to their full size." Officials at the New York rabtreaaV ury have sent out a public Warning against a spurious bill which has ap peared In circulation in that sfty, uud from tbe faet, that two of them hae liceu turned in at the tubtreasurj there within a week it is feared that there are many in use. By expert pen manship on u $1 note the figurs "1" and tlie word "one" have been raised to "5" and "live," oaad the note would pa muster with anyone not accustomed to examining paper money with care. Tho picture and portrait, however, are not changed, and the letter "e" is not added to the word "dollar," making the spurious note bear the ungranxmaticai legend "five dollar." Remedial. "Smidgins has sent his wife to Eu rope for bis health." "His health?" "Yes; he said it wae the only way he could get rid of bis scold." Broolc lya Life. Alvrnra la tVi-rilce. MtaWunder- Wtnevei bear of wom an train rol hi r.-. Mr. Wnndi Al ' Vft tie Indies are always bolt '. lj : . .. BaltlmoN American jo ror osiTU.eo, I j TTrlnaVrf