Rev. Chas. M. Sheldon s "Malcom Kirk'' Appears in the Post. ft V 1 W . W AlTPjLinEJUUUlli " J T)..i,-t-. HGME NEWS, i.r. ttv fair sized frst was seen bv ,. i w..,li,,,.l.,v. mnrnlntr. Kinv riuom " ""- .- A barn f Mr. Ruhl was destroyed hvilii' near MlUmonl Sunday night. Tli,. Lutheran Sunday Behool of (lii .. i.i .i...i ,,.,i,l nlnnlr, In tin. I placi Bed inu in," ........... . ridge grove Saturday, a verj pleasant time WM spent. B. Weis' Store, Sellnsgrove, will be oinsiil Monday, Sept. 24. The tux collectors of Snyder county (pete at the OOUrt house Monday al most by the owe. They have a pretty fair amount of the tax collected. (i.p'.f suiting for Ladies' skirts in lat- it designs nt Weis', Sellnsgrove. Harry H. Harter; formerly of Lin coln, Neb., has bought Ira T. Clem- nt's grooery store at Sunbury and took mssession of the same Wednesday of Ibis week. The Post will be sent from now til after election for b" cents anil till .Ian 1, 1901, for 2" cents. This offer is good m 1 II .1 t .. Illll. I'd IIV . biiub. ..... ... ..I.'. Ibr the campaign only. tf. The executive committee of the Sun day School Association met in tlii place Saturday and appointed district presidents of the county and made ar rangements fordlstrict conventions. Large stock of new fall goodsjusl re sived at Wels'i Sellnsgrove. An in- Itatloa is extended to nil to examine than. Lost. A pocket note hook, with a month yellow cover, between Middle- a . i a. mi . . i cotit'iivi)! nuti'H conccniinir Sflnxil I. Ml ..... ..1.1 . I.i in i.n h i llli'l" u nun i 'i " . nil ii H' UlUIUUf I t It M It'll UJ I V L III 1 1 M i . i i i ' . ..n 1 .1 I . Ill" I I ' aJ '1 1 J I It If ,11'' ! Pretty line of French Flannels in .1 . .. . I...,l. .. W..: ' Dnlln. .... rhe railroad pay train passed thro' lis place Tuesday of last wis'!;. They topped over at this place ami (lined at he Washington House. The party onsisted of ('. F, Kissinger, '. 8. Imiiias, Jt. is I. aim, J. .. llotiinar, . A. Knight and W. ('. Bryner. Linoleums and oilcloths in newest istterns and in all qualities at Weis', Minsgiove. We were in error last week in say. nip thnt KMIav'h I'lmreh wiill ,1 licilco- eated Sent Pith. The date it will he ated is Sunday, Sept. ,",n, pkio. The hnreii hns been remodeled and most autifUlly finished. It has been fres- " , ii iii. i. unci, in iiiiis, rn. auu 4,ii,,i r rum .f rtila i.i, inn The ice-cream parlor of !. II. Bower x litis been furnished wiih electric ii'lis for the guests' benefit On Sunday, Sept. Pi, the lr. Ii. Sun lay school elected the following olli- frsfurthe coming year: Supi H. s. lertz; Assistant Superintendent, F, W. pc' lit; Secretary. Sara F. Snyder; Trei-urer, II. R. Reigle; Organist, Sara F. Snyder; Assistant Organist, Mrs. W. 1 Keese. infant department : Mrs. Kate Bowersox and Mrs. Ida Snyder. iperintendents. Fifteen cents navs fur the Post till liter election to he sent to new lubscri bersonly for the campaign purposes. 2,") Oenta to New Year. tf. A party of young' folks held a chicken-'urn soup at the dam. The party noaisted of Misses Bertha Erdley, Maine Beaver, Bertha ("rouse, Saru Snyder, Jennie Fox, Lydin Nuss, Phoebe Etsnninger, Eva Howell, Hat tie liowersox and Messrs. Harry (i rim in, Charles Htettler, Hurry liowersox, William Hwartz, Reno Hpittler, War Mi liowersox, Lee Winey, John Bo Mer, Ralph t'lelan, Clayton Wetzel pd George BufBngton. For Hale. P50 new peuch crates, heap. Call on or addr W. W. Rll'KA, Middleburg, Pa. .Many, many people may be seen on Tuesday evenings wending their way to the Odd Fellows' Temple, Philadel phia. Why ? Because 1500 Endeavor P go to sing and ninny Endeavorers' friends go to listen from the stage and Nfc What's it all about ? Why.the hrgest Christian Endeavor State Con- Tntion ever held in Pennsylvania will "et in Philadelphia, November 20-22, od the largest religious choir ever held to the Keystone State will interpret in ng the sentiment and spirit of Chris tian Endeavor. MIDDLKBURGH, Put in your hid for a i er ' iunty Marriage I What do you t'.ii' iftheSny Malcom KirK" troM. The plot is good hut t!ie prln- t' is wot th more than M v store will lie i 1'ihi-r l'IiIi Bud on los.il Mi IHV, VW.liies.t1nv, Ooto .Tcwisli holidays. M. Mll.xKlt. Kant., Pa. Iter 111, no- Ih-HIU R-18-8t, The real estate and ii!sti Sbawver, late of Adams to' nold last Friday to F. P '.cry of . I tm. vnshtp, was rVs-lcr for 8151 and WOO respectively. A huckster wagon, nltnostnew, Isof fered for sale. The wagon hss been used lor only a few mouths, but it Istoo heavy for my use. Capacity 1,000 lbs. B. 11. ClTOTICB, o-i:i-.",i. Swim-ford, Pa In-, .lam. s Redding, of McAllstcr ville, was nominated for Congressman of this district. Congressman Mahon will have easy sailing for re-election. The Miildh burg base liall team went to Mifillnburg Tue;day nfteri n and cime home with n sp'ondid victory of 1 7 to l''. The h team has hail a s 'i i' - of rem.'irkftblt victories. Cut,, . R. Soles for a smooth easy shnve t:" ui-to-dnte hair cut and head elenns. I with a Vefreshhur shannsio or dandruff removed with his tonic A dean rowel toeaeh patron. Parlor in ban' 'ndlding, onenooreasl nfPosi Of fice. Satisfbctlon guaranteed. tf. T!ie Democratic Senatorial Confer ence was held at Lewisburg Tuesday of this w vk. No choice was made for state Senator. The conference adjourn ed to meet nt Sunbury Thursday. Hon. S. P. Wolverton has refused to accept the n initiation. There are only ten country week" newspapers in the great state of Penn sylvania that have a greater circula tion tln.n the Post. The Post stands at the head of the column. Wishing to retire from business, 1 will sell my entire stock and fixture at a reasonable price. 1 have a good trade and business was carried on in this room for 25 years. Room will be rented and possession given nt onct. Mrs. m. a. Ebv, 0-6-1 m. Sellnsgrove, Pa. We havp employed an expert job printer, Dr. T. H. Co.ine, of Louisville, Ky. He is the best job printer that has ever been in this section oi rennsyi- vanla. He is a man worth big money and we cannot afford to keep him longer than we have work for him. Look through your supply at once and try to hunt up an order of job printing for us. We guarantee it will be the nicest job you ever got for the price. Our prices will be as low as nny com petitor employing less experienced printers. Garinan-Corruan. Rdwin F. Carman and Katie L. Cor. man, both of Ml. Plea-ant Mill-, were married Sunday by Rev. II. c. Suable. They are spending their honeymoon in Centre county viewing Pcnn's Cave and visiting at Centre Hall. The young couple is very popular and was tendered a reception. The Post ex tends congratulations. HarlNC i.t 's i Evore Thomas, Union Co., i Henrietta liowersox, Pcnn's Creek, i E. F. Garman, Mt Pleasanl Mills, i Katie L. Cornun, MARUIF.D. Aug. 12th, by Thomas Page, J. 1'., Wm. Neitz, of Melservllle, to Miss Mary V. Hilc, o' Holler. Sept. 13, by Rev. M. B. McLinu, at Pi tomsburg, Evore Thomas, of Union Co., to Miss Henrietta liowersox, of Pcnn's Creek. Kept. 1, by Rev. H. (!. Suable, nt S.-.Iei , Edwin V. Carmnn and Miss Katii L. Cormnn, Ixtli of Mt. Pleasant Mills. Kept. 5th, near Flysburg, Northuni-la-rland Co., Mary, wife of Pcrciville (Jaugler, aged 3.'t yrs., 7 months and H days. Interment at Or bb's church Kept. 7. Bev. H. O. Snable ofllclated. Kept. 13th, near Kissimmee, Mary Alvilda, wife of Henry Klingler, aged 43 years, 11 months and 8 days. Sept. 13th, at Adamsburg, by his own hand, Isaac Saltzman, aged 33 years, 7 months and 26 days. SNYDER CO., PA., Purely Perscnal Paragrefs For Pretty People Wba Peru'.;- THE PDST. Rev. .1. M. Rearlch, of Centi Hi ilsiiisl frlendi in t w Utl srsek. c. M. Stayman, of Hartleton, was in Ihli plaoe WeUnewlay ,'f ImI week. Miss Laudenslager, of Sellnsgiove, is Villi UK Slu-illT UotV ami wife lit the Juil. Harry Bolender ami Winey Custer ro.li' llii-ir wlie. Is In .iilitiuslitirK SunUJf, J, Calvin Schoch, proprietor of tin Uiddleburi Imkerjr, is lifted itli tha lick. .1. W. Mover and Jennie Mover, of Preaburff, ware At the county mI Sftlurday. Miss Alice ilalues, of Beavertown, -p. nt icvoral dsyi in this plMS during tin i' ,-' week. I. T. Rhoads and wife attended the tunflral ol Prank Rhoadu nt Hariiaburg Inst WMk. lion (J. Alfred shoch and wifi in Philadelphia thli iirr Detldl week. T. N. Ruber and wife, of Lewisburg, drovo to thlt placa last 1 relay and pout a low hours. John Patton iind wife, of Franklin township, ipent Sunday wlthSupt. P. C. Bow. emox ami wife Wm. P. siielly, foreman of the job dopartment of tho bunbury Evening linn, tpent Sunday in town. M. I,. Kreeger, the miller at Selins-urovi-, and wiff ftre vliiltliig rViarlab Kroogor ami wif,' iii ranklln, CI II Wenrich, of Sellnsgrove, is do ing tbo plumbing work for ii hath room In W w. VVIttonmyor'i fMldonot. Charles Butllngtoii nnd Herbert Bbambaoh, w ho bad boon aVay imiiiting, apcut Suaday ut bomo in ttii.. piai-e. and wife, of MUlefSOUTg, 1 her parrtiU in Swlnr- F. M. Dunkle, of Lewisburg, Francis E. Buyer, n't Mt I'lrnsiint Milh ami I'. K. Ilauck of Bunbury were aton nt tbli placo last Tbura day. James Ayera and wife, of this place, an, I their ion 0A. Ayera and family, of Hnr ton. KanaMiaro vlaltlng P, K. Ranokand wife ni Wllllamiiporl Mrs. Rebecca Wagenseller, of Sellns grove, and her daughter, Kate, ol HallfaXithe mother and sit 1 1 of the editor of the Pour, wore vlaltlng in this place, W. Nevln Fugle .ami A. W. Aurand attended tin- Wllllamaport fair lait week. This was the locond annual fair t that place an, I wan n very luoceuful one. Samuel P. Piissel and (I. L. RusscI, b.inkern of Lowlatown. were In Middleburg over Sunday and were the irueetfl of Caahlor .1. N. Thompson atthe Central Hotel. M iss Jennie OitTen, formerly '.be forc- la.lv of tin- shoi' fiirtory in this plnee, hi.ii1 Sunday Intown. sin- has accepted a similar position at the ihofi factory tn MlfOlntown. M. Milliter, one of the merchants ol Kant, was at tbe county scat last Thursday ac companied liy his daughter attending a meeting of the director of the Kirit National Hank of this place. Rev. A. F. Cooper and wife, of Maple lliii. -pent Sunday with her parent, A. H Utah and wife The parson preached a very Intereatlng sermon in the Lutheran ebuocb sun, lay evening; D.J. Blngaman nnd C. W. Blnga nun, Troxeiville; Lester K. Perr. Paitonvllle, .1. 1., sflddlaawartn and J. it. Balnea, ol Beaver town were seen in town Saturday and were coiimi i-uoiiw tluri's at t tie lanil sale. Big 5ale of Real Estate. Saturday the administrators of tbe estate of Oeorge Kern sold a nice lot of valuable real estate. It was disposed of as follows : Tiiait So. '2. In the ixirougli of Mid dleburg COUtaining 66 acres and Ml perches sold to Hacliael Kern for (4000. Tract no. 4. in Franklin township east of Middleburg, containing 186 acres to 1$. w. Y oder for 14676. TRACT No.6. In Franklin township,. West of Paxton villi, containing 78 acres sold to Cbas. P. Kiss for $.'1!KX). TkaiT No. (. 'In acres of woodland in Pranklifl township to Isaac Brunner for 1 8.50. TRACT No. 7. Limestone lot in Franklin township sold to Charles P. Kiss for $o.OO. Tract No. 8. Woodland in Frank lin town-hip containing 14 acres and 100 perches sold to J. L. Middle-wart It for $177. Tract No. 9. Three acres of wood land in Franklin township sold to Rachael Kern for $36. Tract No. 11. Fifty-six perches in Franklin township sold to Rachael Kern for $15. Tract No. 12. 61 acres and 166 perches of woodland In Adams twp. sold to Cbas. P. Fiss for $401.00. THUKSDAY,il,, BANK STATEMENT, Keporl ,,i ni,' i nndltlon ot tin- khm National ll;ll.K of M I . I, I Mivr'.l. ill Mt..l!. l.ui'-li. In tin Slat. Supt. if IVlinsl 1 anl.i, al I he RESOURCES. Loans and discounts Overdratta, ecured and tinseeurod 2S0,I(.M 53,000.00 &S0O.OO . :i 0QO.OO i'. s. it,, mis in swim circuluUou r. s Bonds mi hand Premiums on V. 8. Bonds I nimiy Uouds stin'ks seciirlilss, etc BaahlBR-noiise. furniture, and Ostures other real t'stato ami mnrguges ned Hue from National thinks , mil IteseriU Ak'etils) Dili' from si. lie Ranks ami h.mki rs .... Due from approved reservo ngenia checks and other cush Items Notes ot oilier Nntlunsl Hanks PracUoual paper ctirrciu'y.nlokles, ami oents LAWrTL U0SKV RSSISVS is Hank viz: Specie $1 1.47S.50 Legal-teudvr notes i.hjo.io Uedemptlun iiindwlth It, s, Treasurer (5 per rem. oi circulation) B.ISI0.U0 I4S.S0 BStkln M,(HI,80 tls 'i I IXIO.uu ii.soa : on on :i I.4W.O0 ToTM.. LIABILITIES. rnnitiilstoekptudin wn.n 11.00 surplus pund tfu.iuo.ou Unuli Ided profit s, less exihinws ami taxes nairi iv.not.ts Nntlou ii it. ink notes outstandlnii BU hihi.io Due io other National iwnks o,H in Due to si n,' Uanknund Hunkers w.lo Dividends unpaid m.00 1 tn 1 1 i l it : 1 1 depo&ll s Kiiujecl ehi'i'k v ISO 78311 i land certificates IK 1st I esand K.iis reilli ,,f do counu s-i.sase.Bi t ii T( rTAI ST. I K OK I'KNNS'I I.VANIA, I ItuOit.ift'OO HNl DKtl UOI N I V. ss i I. .1. N. THOMI'SON, Jr., Cnsblerof the slsive named hank, do solemnly swear that the above statement Is true to the host of my knowledge in, I I', lief. .i. N. THOMPSON, Jr.. Cashier, surmcrlbod and sworn to before me this mtb day of s pi. itsjo. J.Q.WKI8BB, Notary PuWlO, Coaaaor Attest i W.W.Wt ITKNMYHIt, A. KKKKHKU. il. tLPRKD BCHOCHi U. MILI.Nt.lt, lllrectors. Mrs. Jacob Hackenburg. Mrs. Jacob HaCarrbnurg (nee Han nah Krick, ) was horn in Beaver town ship, Union (now Snyder) county, June 19, 1832 and died in Center town ship Sept. 13, 1900, aged 08 years, 2 months and 24 day-. she was married to Jacob Hacken burg, which union was blessed with sixteen children, '.i wms and 7 daugh ters. Three sons and one daughter prt dud her to tic spirit world, thus there arc living -i sons and six daugh ters. Isaac C.,( first) married Ann Swart., (second) Louisa Middleswarth, and re sides at Troxeiville; John C. married Mary K. Kerstetter ami resides in Mid dleburg; Daniel C, married flrsl Mary Snook, , second i Annie Urb and re sides at Troxeiville: Waldo, married Amanda HtetFen and resides in Center township; Allen, nurrled ScnoraHar rla and resides al Fremont; Frederick, married Alice Htctfon and resides at Northumberland; Kale, married Levi Myers and resides In Bellevue, Ohio; Christiana, married Frank VVeller, ( now deceased i an I resides in Wash ington twp; Sarah, married Irvin Hoyer and resides nt Fremont; lOmma, mar ried Philip Mengel and resltl - ai Fre mont; Alice married Peter Mengel and resides near Kline's Grovo; .Maggie (single, lives in Bellevue, Ohio. Deceased was a member of the St. John's Reformed church, Fremont, at which place she was Laid to rest Sun day, Sept. Mi, Hul l. She was liorne to the cemetery by her six sons. Rev. W. A. Haas officiated. Text: Rev, xiy-18. Milton Failr. The Milton F.dr will be held on Oc tober 2, S 4 and 6 and from present in dications will he the best in ils history. Milton being situated in the midst of a rich agricultural district always litis a large exhibit of farm products and stock and the increase in premiums will bring better exhibits in this line. The Fair management have re-clav-ed the speed tract (which now is better and faster than ever before,) and the speed program has been carefully ar ranged so that trials for speed will he especially interesting $2,200 being of fered for speed alone. Several special attractions have been arranged for and will he performed before the (fraud Stand. They include balloon ascen sions, performing dogs, trained ani mals, etc. Reside band concerts there will be many other unique and special attractions. The midway will be un usually attractive, as will tbe main ex hibition building, all the available space having already been engaged. AH railroads will sell excursion tickets to Milton, Pa., on Oct- 2-5, at reduced rates. EMBER 20, 1900. FUSION KAr.KED BY UtidOCKAlS. I me of aepubllean Clubs in Phlla- delpbla ami win. bave returned home (Special Correspondei '-v ""' convention was a complete Harrlsburg, Sept. 18. Since the can- fucce88, thn there sreal en vass for members of the legislature the rank ami file of the began there has I n nothing which Sv;iv i , inT'T "' lako . ,. , . ,, ! IU,U Interest III the elect on of Ke- has directed attention more to the ,.,, ... , ., , , , publican eonjrressmen and they are folly of the fusion advocates than the ,,.,, Bel ., ..,.., nny deala wlth Ul0 resait of the primary elections in Democrats mi legislative tickets. Philadelphia, Fusion does not seem to he popular Republicans have been Impressed with the Republicans Identified with with the idea that there is hut one the State League and all insisted that tiling to do and that Is to vote tho Republicans must stand by tha atraight Republican ticket. To do otherwise is to help the Democratic politicians who are working to elect Democrats to congress and to cany what would ordinarily be Republican legislative districts. The .Martin men In Philadelphia and tne i iiiin supporters m rittsnurg may, have their own interests to serve, hut: they do not represent true Republican- j lam. The mure Republicans consider j the matter of fusion the less they find la il to the Hdvantana of their DartV. DEMOCRATS AUK ACTIVE. Deniocrata by their action In Phila delphia have shown that they are eager to carry Into effect the fusion deals, he cause they are nil likely to help tho Democratic candidates for state or na tional offices, Congressmen J. K P. Hull, of Elk, and Unfits K. Polk, of Montour, were conspicuous in the conferences tit Phil adelphia last week, and. together with Chairman Rilling, of the Democratic state committee, they mapped out plans for the success of their candi dates for slate offices and for con gress. The conferences between tho Demo crats and the insurgent Republican leaders tn the state are all held at hotels In Philadelphia. These alleged itepuhticana am afraid to go to the regular heauquartoro of the Du-,-ratle party. They sneak Into the hotels where the Democratic state chairman or National Committeeman Ouffey are stopping. Without any one knowing that they are there, they con coct sceines to defeat the regular Re publican candidates for the legislature who might vote against the choice for United .Slates senator. OUFFEV IS ANXIOUS. Guffey and Rilling are anxious to protect their Republican allies, so they malic as much mystery as possible about their confci i nces. Congressman Hall Is Interested la the effort to defeat the Republican candidates for the legislature In Cen tre ami Clearfield counties, as be recognizes the fad that the greater the Republican dissensions in these counties the greater will be the op portunity to gei Republican votes for the Democratic candidate tor congress, in Congressman Polk's district tbe Democrats are getting the insurgent Republicans to help dt feat B, K. Focht for Hie stale senate. They want to divide the Republican forces so as to help Ouffey to get a Democrat in the slate senate front this district. Ouffey believes that he can elect former Con gressman Wolverton. and In so doing he can help his candidacy for the I'ni ted states senate. Since the Republican primaries in Philadelphia the insurgents have not been so enthusiastic. They do not know where they tire at. At present writing they feel very much like iv Ing up the light. Their only hope lies In a fusion witli tie' Philadelphia De mocracy, and in this they will he con fronted with many obstacles. QUAY'S TOUR OK THE STATE. Interest Is taken In the proposed cntiV,,.:,s liy Col. M. S. Quay for re election to the United Slates senate. This will lr.! an innovation In political campaigning, as it will practically he an Inauguration of the proposed sys tem for the election of United States senators by popular vote. Col, Quay will visit a number of counties and ,?ct in touch with the Republican vot ers. He will make several speeches, hut he Bays his main purpose Is to meet the people and discuss party af fairs with them. Col. Quay will start out about Oct. 1 and will visit different sections of the state. Ho will be accompanied by several personal and political friends. He has been embarrassed by the num ber of Invitations he has received, and will he unable to accept but a few of them. He will go to Chester coun ty, where his ancestors lived, and he Is assured of a great reception. Col. Quay says that he Is In favor of the proposition to have United States senators elected by popular vote. There Is a plank In tbe Republican platform railing for this, and he Is heartily la sympathy with tho proposition. When Col. Quay was a candidate for re-election before he was voted for tn a number of counties at Republican primary elections and he has reason to be proud of the result. He had large majorities m a number of coun ties over Congressman John Dalzell, of Pittsburg, and other opponents. CLUBMEN AOQRESSIVE. Republican clubmen who were at the opening session of the Stat VOL. 37. NO. 37. Biraigni party tieKel II tney wish to see the party successful in the future. PENNSYLVANIA WILL BENEFIT. Pennsylvanlans are naturally Inter- ; estnl iii the statement from Washing ton that the exports of the year 1900 I are likely to reach $20,000,000 In value, againsl 10,000,000 in 1896, and $6,000,- mm n s:,,i -phe ntntrea of the treas- ury Imrettu of statist ies show that tho exports of coal item the United states during the ven months ending with Jlll-V' 1;""' nrc ler cenl in excess "ll' 'orresponumg I 01 those during the month.', of last year, and double those of the corresponding months of 1898. In the si vi n months ending with July, I sus. the exports of coal from the United States were 2,376,451 tons; In the same months of 1899 they were 3, 006,082 tons, ami m the corresponding months of 1: tiny were 4,601,765 tons. During the period from lsati to I 1:11111 the exportation of coal from the United Stales hns quadrupled, but the principal growth lias been in the years lKHX, 1899 and 1900. While ibis growth Is observable In the exports 10 all parts of the world, it Is especially marked witli reference io our exports to tbe American coun tries. To British North America the exports in the seven months of 1898 were 1,788,398 tons and in tho seven months of 1900 8,258,808 tons. To Mex ico the exports in the seven months of 1S0S were 243,!)38 tons, a 1 In the corresponding luonthu of 1901 '15.N34 tons To Ciihn th punortK h - Vh.l.. di ail, ....'iiJT iu iue cuveu months of 1S!I8 114,686 tons, nnd In the seven months of 1!00 241,712 tons; while to Porto Rico the exports In creased from 1: .li 1 tuns In tho seven months of ls'.S to 16,818 tons In seven months of 1900. To the Hawaiian Isl ands the exports of the seven months of 1899 were 10,381 tons, nnd In the corresponding months of 1900 21,001 tons, thus more than doubling In a simde year. To the Philippine Islands the exports in the seven montbhs of l!s "ere 4,810 tons, and In the seven months of 1900 41,068 tons, or eight times as mm h In I960 as In 1898. The xpi iluii nts with American coal v.l: ic liiun ne t: I h . " made within Hi" Insl two or three years seem to ired successful, as the exports lib h In the seven months mntiiifi d t j only 4,607 tons, . i ! e. m ling months of tons, "f this 17 tons I! b IJnltt l Klngdcm, 4,028 havi to n Of I wert r II. iu L7. wenl to tons to t and I! tries. 1 ny, 77. 7 tens to Franco io (::.! . European coun- .Inst f.ll.e I, ! ii The Rronson-Wilkina had been reling as usual when be w groaned: "Oh. dear! I W i' h I were dcai "Ah!" replied Mrs. B.-W. 1 see how different it wns then!" "Well, I'm sure to go to lleavi ipnr earily V011M "Voir. "Vis. 1 nt t Vou go to Heaven'.'" It would he no chant, tho other place." PI if 1 -Me- llenrlleaa I nil I IT i rcn ee. Young Wife--1), mammal Clarence Is growing hearth ssly indifferent to me already! Ib r Mother What has he rid or dime? Young Wife Why. when I a ked him where he preferred me to go this summer he said he had no preference, because he knew I'd go just where I wanted to, anyway! Puck. Changes. "Von need a change," t-nid the doc tor. "I think you should take a trip to Europe." "Well, doctor," said the man with a large and expensive family, "you nei I a qbange, too, I'm thinking." "Really V "Yes. Vou want to change your mind." Philadelphia I'ress. in Donbt. Mrs. Xewrocks I thought you said he had such a good address. Miss Oeorgiana So be has, mamma dear. Mrs. Kewroeka- Then he jsouldn't have wrote the address oa that letter you just got from him. I couldn't hardly read it. Chicago Timcs-IIerald. I'urt'a Troubla. "The gas bill Is twice what It wan last month," said the poet's wife. "There must ho something wrong- with the meter." "I wish I were a gas corapony," sighed, the poet. "Every time my meter goes wrong I lose money." Indianapolis Presa.