The Middlebupgh Post. Hnbllahed Kvarj Thursday. OBO. W. WAGENSELLER, F.dltor and Proprietor. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Ml .00 per vest If piii'l 1" advance. MI.5U K-r y.ur if DOt pOld In advance. Single Copies, Five Cents. Atv. rilln atetaa, I cants per Imr, nore Derail measurement, tor first insartlor. ana iu cents pel line for . liMiilM-.U. iit ini-iiuiii- Km let lit tin' l'"-f 1 m'iit M i.l.ll. tmrn. I'm., s second fin mall niBitrr. OFFICE.- Near the County Court House, be tvfru tb First National Bank and lbs Oountjr Jail. History. Established In 1844 astm Union Demokrat, at New Berlin, a er man Whig paper. Changed name to the lST in Olilisl Itcpublican newBiMiier in tSnyder County. Republican Standins Committee- Adams C, F. Binsjaman. J. D. sipc. Beaver A. W. Miiaaer, Calvin Dreese. BeevSr W, Freds Uundrum. Thus Herbetar. Centre Allan Hover, b. A. Btlne. chapman- P. A. Troup, C. H. liodagrove. Franklin M. I.. Walter, M. K. Bblender. Jackson--. Harvey Mover, U. A. IJrouse. Middleburg -Edwin Charles, Frank I!, it. Mlddlecreelt John S, Melaer, 0 C.SIuok, Monroe W. L Young, Peter Young penn A. B. Smith, Oeo M. Wltmer. Perry Irwin Hover, W . Smith, Parry W. T. it. OrayMII, C. S. Sprlggle. Bellnsgrove J A. l.umbard.Oeo.A. Livingston. Boring O. M. Smith, Jnlin N. Kelgel. Union- Jacob Stahl, C. I). Boaar Washington-rfohn M. Moyer, W. F. Rousn. Jos. a. I.cmiubd, rthalrman. Knwis Ciiari km, Secretary. j, i mm, Iti ii. Treaaurer, ItM'l III.K NATIONAL TICKET. President Wm, McKixi.by. V. President -Thhohobk IIooseveiv a . REPUBLICAN su n; TICKET. Auditor Gen'l I longre'smen at K. it. Harden Bt'BQH. large-(1, A. Irow, oKitDEKER. REPUBLICAN IK lit r. Congress Hon. Thau. Bbnatob Hon. Hkxj. Assembly I Ion. A. M. Prothouotary Iko. M. M. M HON. K. l ' ' n r. Smith. SlIIMHI.. Register Iteeorder Jxo. H. WlI.MS. District Attorney M. I. Potter. Jury Commissioner -E. E. Hhamhai ii. Thursday, August 1 , 1900. A commercial aohieveiimii better than Bryan theory bush. far the The Hon. Webster Davis denies that he plagiarized oueof the speeches of the late President Garfield. He explains that lie merely neglected to . .'em . ,. i i .iii.i tin- quotation Marks. Governor Roosevelt is to make several Speeches in Kentucky. He Will give the Democratic leaders of thai .-tatc an exhibition ol straight forward and manly political light ing. The battleship Oregon will conic home with a patch mi her hull. This was the normal condition of the American laborer's trousers dur ing the late Democratic admiiistra tion. The Texas Democrats are engaged in a lively internal rumpus. The "Boxer" element is bent upon mak ing trouble, and intervention by Chairman .Jones,' forces may 1h' ne CCSSfl iv. Chairman Jones' explanation of his connection with the Round Hair Trust is closely related tothe reason of the Jersey tavern keeper who ihanredthe late Hill Nye SI tor a sandwich. Owing to the failure ol the con ventions to provide notification com mittees the nominees of the minor political organizations will be com pel led to learn of tlie honors in a roiiiiilalioiit manner. Is it not rather for the Hon. Aldai K. Stevenson to hecoine concerned over the safety of the republic? It will be recalled that, when a genuine effort was made to destroy it, he managed to exhibit a remarkable amount of tranquillity. The American cow lias felt the effect of Republican good times. Her value litis gone Up about Sid since 1 S! 'a, from $21. . a head to alxiut $31.60 a head. She has also had to supply more milk, because of the demand attendant on the filling of the workingman's dinner pail. The time is drawing near when those who propose going away to School will have to make a choice. By consulting the advertising col umns of this paper, the readers will find a select list of schools in every way worthy of support. There are included ill the list female "olleges, ladies' seminaries, military schools, normal schools and business col leges. Write to them for further information. At the November election the voters of PenwylvMiiawillbe tisketl to ezpresi their opinion concerning two proposed amendments to the ((institution of the commonwealth ol Pennsylvania. The Pome publishes tin; text bearing upon the proposed change. An t'liort is going to be made in this place to rain- a company to go into the National Guards of Penn sylvania. This is commendable move and all able-bodied young men slum Id join. A vacancy may occur ill., o-nnrrl at anv tune and tlie in - it I III l,t.. .rot company snouiu ue " and fill it in A man's liome natier is worth . - i i incrc to him than anv other because cause local it frives him more facts and news, besides always working for the best interests of the home com munity. When you subscribe for your home paper, and pay for it, you increase the editor's ability to work for the development of your own community. Every newspaper treasures up in its memory the names ol its friends and likewise its enemies. Itnever overlooks an opportunity to assist the former, but never goes out ol the way to aid the latter. Human nature is the same everywhere. People who show a newspaper man a kindness never make a better in vestment nor one thai will more snrelv repay them a hundredfold sooner or later. As has been truly gajd; "There occasionally comes Ilv time in the life ol every man or wo man when a word said by a news paper makes or unmakes the indivi dual mentioned." All the historic precedents favor the re-election of President Mc Kinley, for no President has ever run for a second term, with a united parlv behind him, wild was not re elected. The Presidents who have held two terms were Washington, J (tiers. ,n, Madison, Monroe, .lack sou, Lincoln and Grant. These were re-elected either by the whole people, as iu the case of Washington and Monroe, or by a undivided party vote. The Presidents who were defeated for a second term were John Adams, John Quiucy Adams, Martin Van Huren, Grover Cleve land and Benjamin Harrison, and in each case their defeat was due to dissensions in their own party, and they were not loyally supported. The most recent instances, Harrison and Cleveland, are within the me mory of every one. The fanners' quarrel with Blaine lot him many votes, while Cleveland was defeated in New York bv one of the Demo cratic tactions. But there are no divisions in the Republican party to day, based on the spirit of faction or enmity to MeKinlcy. The party stands four square to the world, representing an unbroken front in every direction. The dissensions are in the Democratic party, not the Republican. A FREE SCHOLARSHIP. Anv voting man or woman who is a bona fide patron of this paper may secure free instruction in Music or Elocution. The Ithaca Conservatory of Mu - sic, with the desire to stimulate the study of these arts, oilers fifty free i .. i i x imn' .l scholarships vaiueu ai iw ecn, and good for the term of twenty weeks beginning with the opening of the school year, Bept. 13, 1900, in any of the following departments: Voice, Violin, Piano, Organ and Elocution. These scholarships are awarded upon competition which is open to anyone desiring a musical or literary education. Anyone wishing to enter the competition or desiring information, should write to Mr. Ceo. C. Williams, the General Man ager of the Ithaca Conservatory of Music, Ithaca, N. Y., on or before September 8, 1900. There Is more Catarrh in this sec tion of the MUntry than all other di- Leases put together, and until the last few yenrs was supposed to be incur able r or B grcar many vears uoc- "" and prescribe! local remedies and by constantly failing to cure with local treiitnient. nronounc(( it incurable. , I if .. I , i ( i 1 I (liuuuua v . . . cniocr , iiicnisivi-, in nue in unc Haavl rn i, a i i.'' Science has proven catarrh to be a I ,',,,,., ri p.'froin principal sta- rhe Practical 1? armor, one year, constitutional disease, and therefore ,K.twcl. Kast LiU-r v and Hrvn and the Miildlehiirfr Post, one yrar, re(iuires constitutional treatment. ' , x ... (Vntnil lil- -i l aim oil t Ha'll-s Catarrh Cure, iMM 2 n &nlLXhJn& !" ad , by F. J. Clwney A Co Toledo, Ohio. gSu,,,.,. ,, on : iMuladelpbift and the above jiapers and the Practical in-1 Farmer Year 1 Jock and Agricul from 10 drops to a teaspoonfnl. Jt : oludmg Waterford. turaj Almanac for 1900, paid in . . .a a. I l". ....... f ,,,, i i ...in . 1 t , . t .an in I acts directlv on tlie mood anuiuucous ... ,.r ,i,Q Tl,v -irr ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case it fails to cure. Send for eircu- n 1 1 1 l(al,r.'s ' ' I i un r rvv iu, v vui lars and test i Js. Address, F. C. Chknkt ,t Co., Toledo, O. Sold bv Druggist", 75c. HalPs Family Pills are the best Picnics and Festivals, etc. Wednbbday, Aua. 15. the First Lu theran 8. s. of Bellnsgroyewlll pic nic at ttelem. Saturday, Auo. is, theEv. s. s. will hold its annual pio-nic in Benfer's grove near Krnt.crville. Saturday, Auo. is, a festival and cake-walk will ie held at Snook P. )., Mifflin Co. Saturday, Ado. in, a festival will i bJd at Benfer P. ()., spring twp. Saturday, August in, the Daniel's Union Sunday School of West Per ry Twp. will hold their harvest home picnic in (Joker's woods near Gordon's school house in Buck wheat Vallev. Everybody is in- vlted. Abie speakers and good music. Saturday, Aug. 18, the 18th annual choir convention will be held near Preeburg. Saturday, Aua. 18, Hummel's U. B. Sunday school will hold a festival in (lie afternoon and evening in Edward Hummel's grove for the benefit of the school. Monday, Auo 20 to 25, the Mt. Gretna Partners' Exposition will be held at Mt. Gretna, Lebanon Co., Pa. Thubsday, Auo. :, the Susquehanna Lutheran re-union will he held at the Milton Park. Friday, Aua. 24, the annual rc- iiniiiii hi the Henoch taituly at Kreamer, this county. Saturday, Aua. 25, the Sunday schools of I'nxtonvilleand the I las singer's church will holds picnic in the Red BrldgeGrove, two mile west of Middleburg. Able speakers will he present. All are cord ally invited to at tend. Saturday, Aua. 25, si..lohn.v m day School will hold theif annual picnic at Fremont. Saturday, Auo, 25, the annual Law yer's and Samuel's s. 8. pic-nic will be held in Lawver's grove,'De- elltllr. Monday, Aua. v to Sept. I, the Grangers' pic-nic will lie held at Williams' Grove, Cumberland Co.. Pa. Thursday, Arc 80, the Trinity Lu theran 8. 8. of Selinsgrove will hold their annual pic-nic at Clem ents' Park. Thursday, Aid. 80, odd Fellows Re unional Mifflinburg for Lodges of Snyder, Union, Juniata and Mlf tliu counties. Saturday, Sept. 1, the four Sunday schools of Troxelvillc will hold their annual pic-nic. Saturday, 8bpt. 1, the Witmer'sSun- day school of Union township will hold their annual pic-nic at Ver dllla. There will he a hand and c;i ii id speakers. Saturday, Sept. 8, the U. B. Sunday school of Ebenezer's church, Wash ington township, will hold their annual pic-nic. Saturday, Sept. s, the Paradise s. s. Mill hold its annual pic-nic iu Paige's grove. SATURDAY, Sept. 1, annual 8. s. pic-nic iu Cold Spring Grove, Mc Clure. Satckday, Skit. 15, annual G. A. R. liean soup in Cold Spring Grove, McClure. Saturday, Sept. US to 21, the annual Encampment and Inter county fair wilt be held at Orange Park, Centre Hall, Pa. REDUCED BATES VIA PEXN8Y1 VAMA RAILROAD FOR MT. GRET NA farmers' exposition. On account of the Farmers' Expo- niii to be held at Mt Gretna, Pa., August it) tou'4, the Pennsylvania Kail road Company w ill hcII round-trip tick ets to Mt. Gretna and return at one fare for tlie round trip, from principal stations between Eaat Liberty and Bryn Mawr; on the Northern Central Railway between Stanley and Luther- Ville, inclusive, and on the Philadel phia and Erie Railroad Division east of and including Waterford. Tickets will be sold August 1H to 4, inclusive, ihhI to return until August 27, inclusive. For information In regard to train service anil specific rates application should be made to the ticket agents. MARRIED. I Wy 31, by Rev. E F Sieger, -n n.,n t niiipc 'Sk""'" both ' of McClure. Aug. 0, by Rev. H. (i. Suable, John 1 1. Miller and Carrie H, Keel er, both of Freeburg. During the civil war, as well as in our late war with Spain, diarrhoea was one of the most troublesome diseases the army had to contend with. In many instances it became chronic and old soldiers still suffer from it. Mr David Taylor, of Wind Ridge, Greene Co., Pa., is one of these. Reuses Chamberlain's Colic, Choh ra and Diarrhoea Remedy and Bays he never found anything that would give him such quick relief. It is for sale by all druggists. - i m . . aaa HXInrcMl BatM IJrnnajera' Picnlr ni Williams' QraYS via Pennsylvania, Railroad. For the Twenty-seventh Annual In- tcr-Statc Uriingc l'ienic Kxhibition, to beheld Wilhiuus' (rove, Pa., Augusl 1.1 to September 1, tlie rennsylvania I . I ... Uai roail ( ompimv will sell excursion ! , . A , o- , tWmWr , j , , , , , t , , n(j s ,1 1 . 5L rm iuhh miu". ... . ' aorviee and soccllic rates annllcatlon i - - I . . . f should be made to ticket agents, 8-16-2t. Subscribe for the Post and be happy a whole year. $1,25 for Nothing Our presses have completed printing our Catalogue ro. vv, 01 iipiinn cu.ti 1.00 to print anil 2B cent J to f.AT. usa IM wwmmw mall. At nn eviuente oi aw" tend 10 cents In stamps 10 imp pay pojUk-. anil vcu may unimi the.e 10 centi from your Urit order of $1. It re-iuired 7 car naner or this won derful catal.iKue, which con There Is little you can tains 4HOpai;i-s,Mze Inches, aqulvalaat 10 over think of that this catalogue. We save you 1UUU pages ill ineoruinury ook da 85 per cent. 10 o per not contain. cent, on everyining exrentiiik; lo you ouy at every comotives and ll, ats. W e even reason of the year, 1 Ins hook quotes atiote I.lve Anl wholesale prices nials. l-.verything to consumers, ana with it in a m:in, woman or hlld wears, all kinds your posses of food, everything for the home, for the sion you ouy cheaper (lire. for a hotel, for use than the on a farm. In a harn, or for average every known puriM.se, can dealer, he found in this catalogue. This Ntok contains over 0U0 illustrations and quotes. nrires on over 10U.UUU dllfer- ent articles, s. LithocraBhed Carpet, Rua'aad Drapery Catalogue, and our Clothing Catalogue with large samples ai- tarhtd. are also Free. Eipreatage paid on Clothing ; Freight paid on Carpet Which took thall :rt ' t AJJrtsi this way f, JULIUS HINES & SON , Department 909. BALTIMORE. MD. LAST OF THE SEASON. Reduced Rate, to the Seashore LNNt i.ow-UiiK' Kxforalon to Mtanttf CIIjti iiipc May, I'tc. ln Hennajrl" vfanlrt Rallroml, The Peuiwylvanin Railroad Company will run the last low-rate ten-day ex cunlon for the present s,.;is,in from Wilcox. Trov. liellefonte, Williams- j port, Mocauauua, Sunbury. Shenadoah, 1 rntmnill, iiiiu pi 1 1 11 1 1 : 1 iiii.-i iiiuuiuiv gtationa, (iiieluillng Htntions on branch roada), to Atlantic it-. Capo May, Ocean City. Sea Isle City, Aval Anglesen, Wildwood, or Holly Beach, on Thursday, August 16, 1900. Excursion tickets, good to return 1 y regular trains within ten days, will be sold at very rate-. Tickets to Atlantic City will Ik? sold vln the Delaware River Bridge Route, the only all-rail line, in- via Market Street Wharf, Philadelphia. Stop over can be had at Philadelphia, either going or returning, within limit of ticket. For Information in regard to specific rates and time of trains consul) hand liills, drapplv to agents, or K. S. Harr ar, Division Ticket Agent, Williams port, Pa. Excellent Farm for Sale. Wishing to quit farming, am of fering at private sale a most excellent farm containing 107 acres of rich farm, ing land, N7 acres of which is clear and in a good state of cultivation. The bal ance is timber. On the land is a good large bank bam, excellent dwelling house, good size, all kinds f outbuild ings In good repe'i Ks)he fne molas ses factory, good DVVw Mling water near the house and in tlie'tields for the stock, excellent apple orchard, abun dance of peaches, cherries, pears, and all kinds of small fruit, such as black and red raspberries, gnpes, currants, plums, etc. 1 he property is locnteii convenient to church, store and poatofflce along the public road and is a very prom inent farm. We raise excellent grain and grass ; have good fences and a line location for a fish dam within sight of the house. The soil is good, deep and rich, no stones to bother with, nooitch ing necessary, no slate and we have an easy road to the river. We will also self 20 acres which will make a small farm for some one who does not care for much laud. This 'arm was twice sold for",IKHl and is now offered at the very low rate of $2900. If it were not for the fact that I wish to discontinue farming, the farm would not be offered at so low a figure. A clear title can lie given. M KS. M. A. BAILEY, 7-1 9-8 m. Pallas, Snyder Co., Pa. IN COMBINATION WITH THE POST. We give below some clubbing combinations with the POST, The rates quoted are very low. The Farm Journal, monthly, for almost five years and the Middleburg Post one year, paid in advance, $1,00 The Farm Journal i one of tlm liest KKriciiltiirMl iau'rs publlihad. It oon tuitia from si to in pairc aaoti monto anil treats of every aubject of interest to the farmer, laborer ami working man. The New York Tri-Weekly Tri bune and the Middleburg Post, one year, paid in advance, only $175. The Tri-Weekly in published Monday. WedMldfty ami r riday, MMbfffl u Inrf?; atroportion of MbMrlbtn on date ol WMttf, WtA eft- li edition is h llMHOCIghljr up-to-dute daily family newMpnper fur 1)Uhv people. The New York Weekly Tribune and the Middleburg Poor, one year, paid in advance, only $1.25 Tlie Wtekly Tribune in publinlied on Thurwlny, and flTM all important new of nation and world, the mtxt reliable market report, unexcelled aktrictiltural deHtrtmeiit, reliiable k- i.t-r.il in forma tion and ehoiee ami entertainints' mi eellany. It i the pMpltf jtaper" for the entire I'nited HUtei, a national fain ily pater for farmer und villairert The New York Tri-Weekly World I aB( the Middlelmre; Post, one year, j ... , i i ck j Miu i" au uiiie, uui; ?i.ou The Trl-Wiekly World cuniot tlirr-e times n week, is lllleil with the latest new. of the country i,nil is well worth the price oske.1 for it. advance on v SI Bo , a,l',mr ""v TH The Practical Farmer la one of the. beat farm paiiera puhlinhtHl, iaaueil weekly, nt 11.00 year. The year book contains 600 page In which there is a funil of in formation that la useful to tbe farmer. The price of this book alone la SO cents. You set the Post, tbe Practical Farmer and toe Tear book for only I1.SS ravar trmt MtdXf rrr. m r I r (I if Mm 1 i rwiM It m i AW IW7 rfBT MfiSr OOOOOCXXXXXXJOOOOOOOOGOOCCX .BLBBxai (f'l HIU Reed Rockers, Couches, - - Bed Room Suits, $16.50 and up. WM. A. SHIPMAN, A ort mr TiTrrm nm cittwtitttiW T I 19, Frank S. Riegle, DEALER IN -..D- SE ?,Tfl n rrtii.;deburg, Pa. Inquire for . . Prices and Terms. 1 ORGANS The New-York Tribune The LEADING NATIONAL REPUBICAN NEWSPAPER, thoroughly upto date, "J ' r 1 r UrtmhWjl " 1 1 1 ciples, will contain the most reliable THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN "leu including discussions, coirespondenco and speeches of the ablest poliic leaders, brilliant editorials, reports from all sections of the land shuivia progress of thework. etc. etc.. and will commend itself to the farm perusiil ot every ihoughttul, intelligent voters who ha tuH true iniitresj ot uis country at heart. New York Pnblllhd Momlay, Wednen ditv tind Kridav it in renlttv a Tfi WPPtrlV "ne- ' reb, every-other-day 1 1 1" It Lliliy Oaily, riving the Intent news on TrihlinO dayn of Imim, ami enveritiK iicwh UlUUilu of (he other three. It contains all important foreign war and oitlAT cable new wblOb appears in THE DAILY TRIBUNBof same date, nNo Domeftto and Koreinn CorrcHpondenee. Short Storiew, Kleifant Half tone lllimtratioiifl, Humorous Itcmn, In duntrial information, Fashion NoWr, Agnetll tural Matters and Comprehensive and Keliahle Financial and Market reports. Keifular nubHcriptiou price, 91. "tO er year. We fumi-di it with the POM for $1.75 er year. Send all orders to the A Suaiarstlaa. That Nature gives hints to bar children IB plain. Thla fact In your hat you may paste; Let summer ajtrls go where an arm of the sea Forever encircles a waste. -Puck. Qnleted. "In my opinion," he said, "wotnm ought to remove their hats la church the same a they rlo in theaters.." "How," ahe aRked, "do you know that they don't?" It was at this time that the wild, hunted look got into his eyes, Chi cago Tlines-nermld. Equal to the Orrailos. Mias Jones Professor, do yon dare to look me in the face and say (hat I originally sprang from a monkey? Professor (a little taken aback, but equal to the occasion) Well, really, it must have h.-en every charming mon key --Tit-nits. Very Likely. Mother Who is that young fellow who la calling on you now? Daughter I thiuk he intends to be a minister. He suid he wanted to take orders. Mother nuhl I guess he's looking for s Job as waiter. N. Y. Weekly. Self-Defrnae. Piano Manufacturer (hotly) Why didn't you show off that piano. Instead of making such horrible noise on it? Salesman (apologetically) Those ladles live next door to me, and I was afraid they'd bny. N. V. Weekly. The Dear Thins. "How do yon like my engagement ring, Laura?" "It im beautiful, Julio. bcautlfuL Honestly, it sparkles ao that I couldn't tell it from a real diamond." Chicago Record.. Tb Other Kind. Mrs. Crimsonbeak The woman next door has the ague. Mr. Crimsonbeak The dumb ague? "No, It can't be that, for she was speaking to me for an bonr this morn lag." Yonkera Steenus... CKJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOty m i Kiois That bo never did knov just how to buy furniture until lie found himself in our store. Anil vnti will noerrof, fhn li:ir. J n a v a a a a at a i st v aa lilajf .f VA11 ll'11i. ti iiiV ' t I I I 1 ft VsOll At "U I 1 1 V IH'l M II MM sported our Hue of fuvniture,88 wliiob is the most complete iu54 tbe city. We name you few53 of our bargains: $1.25 and up. $4.50 and up. 1 1 1 i fl d prwrtrf-v"li- news of i New M Weekly l'uhliHhed on ThUVttby known fir nearly nixty I every iart of the l'nitei as a National Family N W Tritioue of the hitchest clans for urn and villairerN, It coiiuj t h e mon important p HWI of THE DAILY TBIBUNB an to Ml going to pfttMi hat entertaining re;i - I every memberof the fntnily, old IOC 7 Market Heportn which are OOBMM tMw by farmern and country merchants, clean, up to date, intercuting, and instrii1 Keular subscription price, $1.0) per We famish it with the PotTfoi $1.26 p. "Post", Middleburgh. Public Sales Hotlces of sales will be Inserted freei heading when thehllls are printed at Hi wnsn ue duis ore not printed at, tins. cents will lie charged. Persons expe' nae sine snniiiii seieei a auie ana nave I ed In this column. SATURDAY, Aid. is, In Chapman t' Augustus stroiih and Levi Pamer. traturs uf Tobias Kainer, will sell 3 I lanu. FP.1DAY. AI'O. 3!. at the court boose dletiurgli (. U ltnw, sheriff, will estate of Peter Sechrist In t'nion ta Tl'KHliA Y. SKIT. 11, three miles west ' aervllle. Harrison Miller, ndministi T. A., will will sell m r. uf the. Samuel fj, Miller. FltlDAY. SKPT. 14. at Port Ann. Adam' ship, Benlve VtBlter. admlnistrs"! John Shawver, will sell two trai l. estate, includinu; the distillery pru) HATI KDAY. SKIT. near Palln- Swartz, eiecutor of David M. Nwartt sell real estate. Got What He Aaked For. 'Slr, .-on new l.iul.imr fr.r 14 TWlrS, said the merchant to the youth' high collar und noiby necktie, can you do?" "Oh, any old thing," repli"1 young man. "Of course, I don't eJ the junior partnership at tic but I want to be sure of an early' "Very weLt," replied the nurcf "I'll make you assistant janitor. will rise at four o'clock every tr.on nnrl aween the floors." tt Weekly. Ilia Ambition Crashed. Weary Wragfiles Why so saii. some? Lonesome Sumy Dis paper man WOt's born in a foreign rl1" can't never be president of dv II States. "Well, what of it?" "Dat wiiz de one iob I've allu'l lookin' for'ard ter!" X. Y. World- Trie Perpetaal Froa-ramm'-l The man of on Inventive mind His tireless brain will rack, A covering for ships to And Imnnrvtnii. to uU And when success seems Just 10 Some other Kenius, great. Produces a projectile new To smash hl.t armor plate. Washington Star. Km n Adai Uem, Mich rtkodi Mam Hhif A bra nm, ( reli t Mrs. kd wi: Mrs. 1(1 SOI IV 1K Mrs. hd Mi BV, W Irs. A i bntiiie I J. W. ew Ixif I is a Ii HA. Jild ai MO In ttds. I Hay i laces a 111 next purd t( heir xto Last v fas not r.v to Mica I pat mi I Boone Plorcl i f the co pfwliit, Mid , N Hum fat bi ts, Al Pota i to Clses. Is this si little sec tc his