) 3 ) KB "7 ZZ- I 4M 3SF1ilY. l. ;MH l:., . i,r.r-' III. S ..S H tr. 8E0. W. WAQEWSELLEB, I J Dmnnntor. liOllor ivuu LOCAL NEWS. A Week's News Dished up in 5mall Quantities-Visitors In Town During the Past WeekOther News of Interest. Next it will be "Malcolm kirk. H. It. Riegel came home from Lewistown Saturday. Gordon Klioger has Ik-cm engaged l.v A. E. 8ol as his assistant bar ber. Mrs. Catherine Spaid and daugh ter, Lillian, were away on a visit to Adamsburg. Win. Fi Blee and Ammon D. Long, o Troxelville, were i Ms place Friday. George B. M. Arnold, ol Milroy, was at Middleburg between trams Friday morning. .Toseoh Clelan. who is employed at Lewistown, spent Sunday with his family in this place. Dr. I. Ci. Barber and family of Dimville are visiting Miss Amanda IVittenmyer in Franklin. I A. C. Smith, one of the K reamer ihrchants, was at the county seat ikturday.s TTlie Selinsgrove base ball team cit)ie to this place last Saturday to liy a game wiui our nome nam RfrWueateJ- by a wv oi 1 1 to! Prof. Chas. H. Aibefi, fi 'lleiitk'l of the faculty of the Bloomsburg Normal school, came Bp from Se linagrove to this place Saturday af ternoon between trains. Ambrose Auraad, of the Adams burg Herald, was at Middleburgh Saturday and made a call at this of fice. "Malcolm Kirk" is another of ChaS. M. Sheldon's stories, which will shortly appear in the Post. We have bought the exclusive right tu this story in Snyder county. Prof. T. A. Edwards, the cultur ed principal of Bucknell Academy, Lewisburg, Pa., was at the Snyder county capitol. While in town the gentleman made a social -al ! at this office. The Lutheran Sunday school 1 A room, prim iarv room ami pa.-ior .- Study in the Lutheran church has been plasticoed and decorated with artistic borders, making a neat and attractive aimcarance. A. J. ( !ross- grove, Chas. Bufiington and Herbert Sham bacli did the work. Don't borrow this paper. Sub Mtibe for it and help a good thing long, and at the same time save ycur neighbor the inconvenience that the borrower always causes, even if it is "no trouble at all." News paiier borrowers are always more of a nuisance than any other kind. The Franklin township school hoard Monday elected teachers for the coming school year as follows: Franklin Grammar, Jerome Frdley; Primary, Eva Rothrock: Paxton- ville Grammar, Win. F. Howell; Primary, Win. 11 Zimmerman; Meyer's, Maud Gift; Hassinger's, Louisa Walter; Gift's, Hoyt Gray hill; Erdley's, C. C. Heinibaeh; GU hert's, John J. Bolender; Keunitig crs', L. C. Baclunan. The best school for students is one of which the size is sufficient to justify the erection of a large "plant" and i the employment of skilled, educated teachers. A large school is the best school if the classes are kept so small that the teachers reach the individual student. Such a school is the State Normal School, Milleisville, Pa. At Mil lersville there i a inspiration in numbers, while the classes are never allowed to become, too large. M1DDLEBUK6H, SNYDElt CO., F, F. Walter, of Schnee, was at Middleburg Tuesday. Miss Carrie Sampsell of Peons creek is visiting .1. C. Schooh's family. Miss Hartman, of Millheim, last week was the guest of Miss Manic Beaver. Mrs. J. L. ttunkle of Philadel phia is visiting the Uunklc brothers at this place. M. E. Erdley, of Middlecreek township, was at the county scat Tuesday morning. Win. Mease, one of Penn town ship's progressive citizens, was at this place Saturday. The jury (or the October term of court was drawn Saturday by the jury commissioners. Amos BowersoX, who is farming for Geo. M. Shindel, had the mis fortune of breaking a rib. Mrs. .1. Ii. G. Allison and Miss Vernu Geise, of Northumberland, are visiting .lames Uunklc and wife. Allen S. Sechrist, f Dundore, one of the active republicans of Un ion township, was ai the county scat Monday. Money to Loan, 4500 to 000 at o per cent on good security. L. M., Box 28, Swineford, Pa. 8-9-2t. Last week Geo. C. Wagene!lef sold the old Schoch mill site in Mow township to' the Kratzerville Milling Co. Win. H. Shindel Tinwlay attend ed a picnic at Schooh's mill, Mon roe township, in company with some SclinsgroVc friends. Miss Fattnte Bowersox, of Stw bury WPS called Jo town owing to the illness ami deal'?' her sister, Mrs. A. L. Spangler. Mrs. Maloney and daughter, Eva, of Camden, N. J., who had been spending a month here, returned to their home last week. I). A. Lahr and .1. B. Allen', of Millerstown, drove through Middle burg last Friday on their way from Sunbury to" Lewistown. They paid a pleasant call to this office. Elias Miller, of Perry township, one id" the fighters of Co. G, 117th P. V. I., and his wife, were at the county sr.it last week one day. They have decided hereafter to read the Post. Miss Amey Moatz of Akron. ., who has been visiting at Danville, Pn. far th oast three weeks, has - i returned to Middleburg to complete her visit, before returning t the Buckeye State. J. A. Gay ton, postal route clerk on the Sunbury and Lewistown iail wav. started on a fifleon-day vact tiou trip Monday. He expects to visit New York city and among friends in Delaware. The County Commissioners of Juniata county have served notice on Sherifl Stoner that they would not pay for the keeping of any more tramps committed to the jail by the Pennsylvania Railroad Company for illegal train riding. Tbetonr weeks' term of the Coun ty Normal closed a very successful term last Friday. The following named entered utter we published our list two weeks ago : C. K. Fisher, Salem; Wm. D. Jarrett, Se linsgrove; Miss Anna Winey and F. It. Yoder, of Evendalc. Newspaper lalk, oncof the bright est and best trade papers published in Pennsylvania, says : "1 he Mid dleburg, (Pa. Post does not let any opportunity go that will in any way add to its popularity. Its latest stroke was the publishing of a list of 148 persons living in Snyder county who are over 70 years old, giving name, age and date of birth." Miss Delia Pawling, of Sclins Grove, is visiting Mrs. G. Alfred Schoch this week. Editor (J. W. Bums and family of State College spent Sunday with Joseph Bowersox and wife ill town. Lightning rod agents art' at work around Easton. This is probably the same gang that operated in Sny der county. Joseph Woods, Esq., one of Dew isburg's able lawyers and a prom inent politician, was in Middleburg Monday morning. The Arndl family having again returned arc making another kiln of brick for E S. Stroll b. They arc expert brick makers. Last week on" evening, Photo grapher Engle took several pictures of the bathers at "Long Swim Hole," Middlebunrh's Cotiey Island. The Snyder county teachers' in stitute will be held in this placedur i i the week beginning Monday, Nov. carliei jr., I in M i. than usual, Thi W. H. Weiidl, of S, ( iraybill, of Paxtonvilh raud and . D. Boniig were seen at the count nice; rviti .1. M. An- scat t anient day. Frank S. Iticgel, our Ir.istlii'g sewing niacliiue agent and musical instrument dealer, sold and deliver ed three new Wheeler & WiLon sewing machine,-' in this pluoe Satur day afternoon. Rev. C. C. Miller rf A llciitown, Ps,f haa accepted a call IrolM the Freeburg Lutheran Parish, and will preach at Freeburg Saturday evening, Aug. II, and at (Jrubb's and Schnee'a oil Sunday, Aug. 12, Caiid oi' Thankh-I wish to take this way of extending my thanks to the many kind friends and neighbors for the kindness and assistance shown u- during the ill - n ess, death ami funeral of my wile. A. D. Shanoi.er. During the thirteen years of Dr. E. O. Lyte'a principalship of the Milhrsvillc State Normal School, no student iif'this school has heen rejected by the State Board of Ex aminers. This is a record of which any school may be justly proud. Prof. A. A. Killian and family moved to VVatsontown Tuesday "I this week. The Professor has been at the head of the public schools oi this borough lor (he past year and leaves a very successful record be hind him. He will take charge of the VVatsontown Beimels next month. Last week a man n lined Pascal Elabeaux, of JeneattCj Pa., was found dead lying on the railroad track near Georgetown. It was at Srst thought he was killed by 0 taain, but later developments show that he had S17" on his person the dav before, which leads to the sus picion that he was foully murdered for his money. Tuesday evening of last week as D. Norman App, of Monroe town ship, was taking a match team val ued at StillO across the river at Mia- mokin Dam they became frightened and jumped from the flat into the The one horse was rescued river. but the other one was drowned. Mr. App had just sold the team and was taking them to Sunbury to ship to George Stegmaier at Wilkes-Barre. Mr. E. K. L. Jones, formerly op erator at the Union station, this city, but later operator at Lewistown, recently made applications to join the United States infantry at the recruiting station in this city. He passed the examination as operator and will be sent to Fort Myer, Vir ginia, and from there to the 1 hiup pines. Mr. Jones was operator in this city from 1895 until 1898, and is well known and regarded as a very efficient operator. Harridnirg Star Independent. PA., THURSDAY, REMINISCENSES. Queer Doings and Expres sions of Some Persons. Persons occasionally will do some teachers having a professional certi queerthings and make queer re- ficate are entitled to the degree of quests. We give instances below Professors." The immediate harvest from a recent issue "I the Centre was about forty "professors." Hull Reporter'. few moke. W ANTED CHANGE. In the days of the old copper cents, when they were the size of quarters, a devout church goer, when the kliugleseckel was passed around for the collection, by mistake, dropped a quarter instead ol a cop-1 H'rceiit. We will call him Jones, After serviets, having discovered I the mistake, he applied to the dea con for -1 cents change. Alter that hi1 went by the name of Quarter dollar Jones, A DOU THAHK. ago when willteri Years ago when winters meant more snows and drifts, a fellow from Snyder county, knowing that Joseph Gillllaud hid a dog that suited hint better than his Snyder county canine, tramped all the way up In ( iillilauda near Vnlre Hill, some 'J.'i miles, acconipauiil hy lus bow-wow, to swap ih.'gs with Joe Satur-'fWlilandj who was willing to gel ri ! of his dog for any other, and the swap was made. Next moruiugthe fellow from Snyder county found himself so hadlv snowbound that he couldn't tramp I ie tor nigh a week with his new dog. , That trip for a trade, owing to the bliszard, eosf the fellow $ 17. 0OT AW EXONEkATIOK. A citizen livillu in the east end of the valley, findlna that his cow was assessed 110 hiuher than he thouirht ... .ii. .. .,iL....i i ndUi .. wl. 1 "-i lefonte to atten) the appeals nnd nave tne vaiuar-fon oi m- cow re d need $ 10, which was granted by the commissioners! Phased, he I started horn 1 office, to tel i ailed ,r the Reporter US llOW la made 1H that dav. He had not looked into the problem deep enough to discover that he had Ollly made ll cents es on his tax by the $lu oil on the valuation of his cow. LIVED Mli.lt. A lellow III tlWSC infills WIIOS4 habits were not of the sort to keep his family away Irom hunger, made, as he thought, one dav a rich strike by disposing of some horse-radish, realizing c I i Feelinumillionaire- ! like, he concluded to hav his wife and little ones for nine high-living, ly investing ginger-snaps at one of -tores. i eiioy pili' in ie town VIRTUE IN A CHEHTM'l IIL'ItK. A former resident of Adamsburg, Snyder county, told the Reporter ol his exeperienoe with another, I i I j boys harrowing with a horse given to provoking tail-switching. The lsys bethought themselves of a cure for that sili. So taking a chestnut burr, the tail of the animal was raised, the burr placed thereunder, and the switching apparatus at once shut down. That horse got home from the field without harrow, harness, or bridle. Try it. cool IN A PINCH. In the good old days when our farmers enjoyed teaming frolics tak- ing (Tops to market at Lewisburg, while a gang were in the Brush val ley narrows, one of the teamsters had occasion to stop to fix some thing under the wagon; his one hand was propped on the ground near the wheel. A little jerk of the team, and the wheel was on his thumb, pinning him fast; under ex cruciating pain he modestly called the teamster lck of him: "Sog, kum emol en weimitr hare. Un wan du so gute sy wit, fore en wen nig for." DUBBED THEMSELVES. About 35 years ago a district teachers' convention was held in the vuiag6 ot Loeausvilfe. It was a AUGUST D, genial and interesting gathering of teachers. At the close the follow ing resolution was unanimously mifiswl .-I',. v.. I... ..I I ... t .,11 , I." I "" "" . , - I , .1, 111 A lellow to him for little leak. had a vessel klUM'kcd oil ! cents; finding it had a ie waited a few hours to settle and insisti Ion the price. devoted husband was 111 tli- habit of walking "J I miles to a rela tive for his horse and buggy to take his wife on a viit, lit miles, to her former home in the same locality. Thus making a round trip afoot un til he gol hi wife home again. Away back wlu.n New Berlin was a county seat, a denizen ol the ridges went to town witha basket of cherries for retail oil the street. Beaching the court house with doors open and court ill session, he entered and halted in front ol the bench and liar he wing Ollti "Wei CT kelshe cauffa? " A Progressive School. c have jut received a copy of the catalog ol the State Normal School, at Bloomsburg, Pennsyl vania. This school is recognized as ' u"1 i" tjw LT"'1"! States, dcu precludes his carrvingaiiy other and, as proof of this fact, draws a ,m,il iniilter, The Washington post patronage that extends from Maine Lffiee re 1st!;:,: (!u. niotitlilv con- to California. In fact, we are in formed several students from .Japan and Porto Uicoj and probably from Othei' foreign eutllllit'cfl, will he in attenilan e duriiiL! th iniutf Kn. This Indicates that tin This liidicates that the school lias an mterimtlolial reputatiirti, ibis hitch stttndhia -- tin resuli of correct methods and thoro' teach ing by college ami iniU'traity train ed specialists. The results ol this wise policy were seen at the recent Commencement. About 200 Seniors and 150 Juniors were presented t" the Board of Kxaminers, everyone of w hom passed a creditable exam ination. Of the Seniors some (50 being high school graduates ol the leading cities of this and other states, added about one-half of the advuue- I i ei I course to their regular course. Noun 115 or 111 received honorable mention on Commencement Day for unusual excellence in practical teaching, and a goodly number for unusually high standing in scholar ship. Such a record is one to ! proud of, and makes 41 fitting close to the ceoliirv in the school's his tory. The school maintains, hy charter privilege, as a continuation of the old Bloomsburg Literary Institute, : 11 eec Ih ni Preparatory Collegiate 1 icpartineiil, ami a Music depart ment, which has been recognized as being equivalent to a good conser vatory. Those who exiecl to attend school this fall, even il they have chosen their place of attendance, can learn Irom the liloomshtirg catalog much that will be nf advantage to them wherever they may go; and if they have not made a choice, they will do well to remember that no school is 1 ,1 1 , as goon as me oesi. Prices arc extremely low consid erins the advantages offered. II they were lower, we do not sec how a faculty like the one found at Bloomsburg could be maintained, The faculty is the school. Let no IkkIv be deceived by thinking that excellence lies in carpets, furniture, and such appliances which are often strongly advertised to cover up oth er weaknesses. The BloOfnsburg school has all the conveniences that lielong to a well-equipped school, including a passenger elevator, but her chief lioast is her faculty, her methods and her graduates. Results prove the excellence of a school. We advise all young people to study the facilities offered at Bloomsburg before deciding to go elsewhere. VOL. 37. NO. 31. Jennie Spangler. .let: eiinie IJowerso.v. daiiirliter ,,i Joseph Bowersox and wife, was horn dune 13, 1850, marritnl September, 1880, to Amnion L. Spangler and d'ed in this place Wetlnestluy, Aug ust I, 1900, aged ,r)0 years, i month nnd 13 days. The fi ral took place Saturday. A huslmnd, a son, Clemetit, four brothers, John, Irvill, Levi and Alex ander and three sisters, Mrs. ( J. W. Burns, Fannie and Mary, together with her lather and mother, survive to mourn the loss. For several years he has been ailing and death came as a sweet re lict to her torments. In health she was a regular attendant at Sunday school, church and other religious gatherings. Peace to her ashes. A Pobtman's Big Burden oi Magazines. A Washington postman has M.( n made weary ol his job by the Ladies' 1 1'nne Journal, The reason i that on the twcnty-liflh of each mouth he it compelled to m ike a special round over his roule tu deliver that I magazine to subscribers, lie is nl jltiost completely submerged b) Jour ! mils, their aggregate weig ht exceed , inn liltv notuiils. Thi' lni!!.- line. nmenl ol Journals to subscribers in that city is 1 1 1 mil' publication ivtr biggest hit of at from our ( (j u, .v. yt Si ,ew for a smooth eusVsiitive oi ii o- I late hair cut 1 a refreshing aim iieau cieaiici w , 1 sliuinp r iluudrull removeil with lus I , clean towel to each patron in bank building one door cast ol Post Olhcc; satisfaction guaranteed. There be III) pl'Cllcllillg in the I '. I'., church nuiil the 19th of Aug. The pastor expects to attend the ctimpiiiceting which is now in pro gress at lOlizabethville. L, ( '. Bowersox ol Shauiokin, 1' iiuuie IJowersox of Sunbury and John L, Bowersox of llarrisburg were in town Saturday to attend the funeral of Mrs. A. L Spangler. AXTEH : tue young man from Snyder county, Pa., to prepare for ila ming Railway Mail Ser vice ivx'uminaiion. u e iiirmsn ev erything, including books and maps. Address, enclosing -tamp, Inter- State ( 'olTC ar Uapids, pi in icnee low a. Institute, Vd- 9-4t, 1 lie tasi the Middh the I 1 1 i t lie held at iiunrterly conference of inrg .Mi- ii 111, ( 'liurcli ol I Irethren in 'hrisl , will he ion's aopointuieiit Monday, Aug. 20, at A. M. The official members ol the various appointments arc requested to be present with lull reports in order i" make a sell Icmeuf in lull for the year. W. H. BoYEB, Pastor. - The Spring township school board elected the following named teach ers Tuesday evening: Grammar, ('has. Klosc; Intermediate, J. F. Keller; Primary, -tie between Chas- .Smith anil Mclla Koiuig; Lii'gles. vacant; Ulsh's, Will. Kline; Mover's, ,1 o h n Smith; Fclkers, Clymer Bomig; (Swing's, Ira Kline; Hack- enburgB, ( 'has. Herbster. Caution Notice. Mv wife, I.i.zic Yerger, left my bed and board without any cause June 28, 1900, while 1 was away from home with mv wagon, and came to the house June :'(( while I was away again from home and re moved her household goods. 1 will not be responsible tor any debts con tracted by her and all persons are cautioned not to harlwr her on my accounti Ci C. l eboeb, New Berlin, Pa. Aug. 4, 1900. 3t. A.