The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, June 21, 1900, Image 2

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    THE LITTLE PRINCESS MARY.
Etf cane when f were tail asleep.
Our mother lhtl d.ui;htr:
They uf' her ben for ut, to kfp,
The angel band who I roupht lyr.
The nur w re rliln ft I' ifct :
When outward trvung the n rt4l
Of heaven, to
V.'hc. Lou llr: '
Ehc bat tl i I f'
Th;.: Mil!
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Our darlli
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1 .,: .;-;'rh fear
... Mary.
i. . : . pur lr 'i. but i een l y her,
A i n : ci often linger.
And breath of rose- and myrrh
He wafta from - : . finger;
Fr m out :h- choiring chtrubim,
Her guardian ar.gfi bending
Binge soft in. J H'.ti her cradle-hyrr.n,
Our baby'i rvi attending.
BWet t Is our horr.r nf dayi by.
Though h'...rinc without may gather;
No cloud obacure rur happy sky.
We t.ralse in. gnat All-Father,
Who tent us Ik re fo r. h a r""eie.
This lnr.y little daughter,
Who on earth'a pathway oped her eyes.
The nlcht ih angels brought hrr.
M;.i;.!. i E. Bangater, in Woman' Home
Companion,
"4, l"
j Told in Secret Session
i
Taehelor (;lr!' Cnnfi'wlon Crab
Itlavutses Krauda,
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1 bfliind 'li.
i.irlK Confection
ling ;in important
. .1 iliKirs. The ub-
i . . niiijf s discuMion nan
no, me. (1 by innil toeneh mem
wan "l'rauda Thai I Hnvo Per-
ted."
i)!; i hni nil window and
T
merlin;
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been in
ber. 1 1
pet.',
i!'
idem called the in. etlng to onli
j' trictlj becret session,
. ; ,,. sible for u to fits-
. i d llcote Bubject
. rve. We arc all
,. i . i-. s arise in every
in ccssary to resort t
; , , dosed t he t hinese
v . re lighted and tin- pre-
ud uncobciously per-
i v i I, .
aware '. i
life wi n li il i.
dcci j uorfj
i ... .
, nsciou," said the
I'e .. . , looking at some
pictures :'e had just done, lnbcled,
T in Opera Cloaks."
"Thei when we deliberately
plan : : il ' utc uccessful frauds.
Ve deliberately delt rtnine to deceive "
A low i .i.i mur of indignation swept
the meeting like on elect rie vibration.
"I gee 1 l 'I look indignant,"
VsJt .went on ."bthoKnlwl- ") 1
for yon know in your hearts that not
one of us ii entirely truthful."
"Will Ihc member please speak for
herself
taught
hi i Illy.
Ill
neve" n
d ib
lay i chool,
rirl whi
Bomewhat
" cnt on the Fashion
many of you have
fn ; mwdcr? All who nevi r
oi ity tecnty dab raise
In bunds."
Was H Head silence. Not n
ill. i lie president i n
V for ;i sensation. "Mow
their i
Ther
hand was i
on onttorl n
many of you," she said, sternly and
tensely, deepi ning ber voice to nn im
pressive whisper, "have not at this
moment powder putts concealed in
your pocket books and elsewhere?"
There was another Bllence, so thick
thai you could almost see it, until the
Typewriter Olrl relieved the situation.
"Then there are pin eurl and pnfTs
and switches," she said, "and padded
gown. We are all more or less guilty
.f some form of fraud or deception.
We are worse than men, for nil our
frauds are small ones. There never
was a really great woman criminal!"
She said thl almost with regret, as
though it "ere something that would
have added distinction to the sc.
"How about Lucretia Borgia and
Catherine of Russia and and " began
the Girl Librarian.
"Simple forms of hysteria," said the
Schoolteacher; "their crime were all
inspired by men awl perhaps aided and
abetted ley t hem. They were the result
of love, jealousy or pique, but you enn
not find in the pages of history one
genuinely magnificent woman crim
inal I"
The girls looked rather "relieved nt
1 liia and 1be Newspaper Girl arose.
"U'c can never learn to lie as well a
men do," she said, regretfully; "1 know
.I've tried hard to become n proficient
as lots of men 1 know, hut I can't get
the style and grace that they put into
a lie."
"I distinctly recollect telling one
nbout my nge," said the Typewriter
QlrL The members groaned in unison,
and some one brought out n box f
chocolate peppermints and passed it
silently.
"Wc were averaging up the age of
the graduating clnss," went on the
Typewriter Girl, "and of course each
girl took off at least four yours."
"1 can recollect that," said the Fluffy
Olrl, who had been In the same clan.
"1 was always dreadfully bad nt fig
ures; couldn't add two and two with
out a pad and n pencil. The professor
knew this and he changed his ques
tion when he came to me and threw
out all mv calculation. lie asked
all the other girls: "How old are
vonV "
"And v.e nil lied promptly nnd eas
ily, said the typewriter (jiri, "nnn ne
knew it, but it v.-as good for the col
lege to have such n young class."
"Hut win n he came to me." said th
Fluffy QlrL "he said: 'And now, Mias
IVneiope, what year were you born
In'." I bad the answer all ready for
'How old are you?' but this new way of
putting the question called for haaty
"Yes. that was funny," said the Type
writer QlrL "Your fuee was n Btudyl
Then you got red and begun to count
with your lingers and we all knew the
struggle that you were having trying
to subtract dates. Finally "
"I blurted out a date that took me
just four years back in the ptist in
stead of forward in Ihc future, nnd it
went down on the books in that way,"
said the Fluffy t. irk sharply.
A ripple of amusement stirred the
meeting. Each girl understood how
funny this was when il happened t
some one besides herself.
"Hut." Bald the Fluffy Girl, address
lug the pn siii. nt, "I was unaware that
li e rules of the club i ailed for oou-
f. -ions from second perat na r "
forth s of the second part '
said
the president. "You are correct. I
sustain your objection."
"I may not be soclevesat rapid cal
culation and large subtraction lis
some of my classmates." hero she
looked Bcathingly at the Typewriter
Girl, "bul 1 never wrote quotation my
self and palmed thersuuas being from
Shakespeare and other poets."
'I Tie Fluffy Girl sat down sustained
by a thrill of horror that evinced itself
in a distinct rustle of skirts.
The Typewriter Girl blushed nnd fin
gered her lorgnette Chain nervously.
"I suppose," she began, smiling as
t hough at a childish folly!
"Suppose you tell us about that."
suggested the president. "It sounds
ns though it might be in line with the
: nbjeet of our discussion this even
ing?" The Typewriter Girl coughed slight
ly and said:
"11 as like this. We were supposed
io get up in the class every Friday
afternoon and give a quotation from
memory. Knch girl had to have one
and every Friday we used to get no1h
Ing but 'Life is real, life is earnest.'
and "The quality of mercy' sp b and
I'.reak. Break, Break,' and all tkose
Btandbya, Finally the professor
barred a lot of theae and said we'd
have to get something newer.
"Well, one Faidny came along and
1 didn't have anything ready but 'To
be or not to be.' which had been ex-
cluded. So when my turn came 1 got
up boldly and said villi great expres
sion: And Fat the Immutable,
Hakes omply Bhclla along the fhorei of
timtl
Huh' rt Frowning
"I could see that the girl all thought
this was fine anil the professor said
that here was li thought, lie said we
must, study it over and get at its true
meaning and he had the girls copy
it down nnd he told us that this was
tin- interesting feature of Drowning'
poem thai they were not . mere jin
glesthey were profound thoughts.
"The next v.-cck I felt more confident
and 1 gave them this:
In '.IV dnfcj p'.cn cf years
ilT-cnllif r V-.t,-.m ml liln.im.
The lifart'j jf.i-fc.iiii.ui! lAtftiUMt UP
With leafs!
Shelley.
"The professor asked me what poem
this was from, lie said that for beauty
of thought nnd imagery of expres
sion it surpassed anything he had ever
read of Shelley's.
told hJm thai I couldn't recall the
po m but ' I had heard it read in my
childhood nnd the lines had run": in my
mi mory ever since, By ibis time 1 was
getting famous for finding rare nnd
bea nil ful quotations, but one of the
.rirl.; got on und passad mo n slip of
paper one day during recitation. She
had written on its 'Please push along
one of those good thimrs. I hare noth
ing to-day but 'Under a spreading
chestnut tree.' So I dashed off this in
a hurry,!
Love nrd Youth nr.d Hope
Are Mars that slilne the brightest In the
sky of years!
Thomas Moore.
"The professor said he remembered
the fines distinctly, but be thought she
was mistaken; that they were from
Walter Scott, she stammered so over
it that 1 think he began to suspect, for
after that we had to mention the poem
and the verse and he kept a record in
a book."
"Suppose we talk of some graver
crimes," said the Newspaper Oirl.
"F.ven now w are fraudulently gloss
ing over our real deceits and relating
to trivial incidents. Tot us tell of some
of the really moan tilings we've done."
The Proofreader (iirl arose witli a
look of determination. She was put
ting on gayer half-mourning every
meeting and was beginning to take no
tice, the president said.
"During the first year of my weddefl
life," she said, "I used to deceive my
husband frightfully."
"Were you found out?" anked the
Medical Student, who was engaged and
looking' for points.
"Yes," she said; "but he wa bo
geiieroiiH about it!" She railed u vio
lot -bordered handkerchief part way to
ber eyes and then took it down, "it
was about cooking," she said.
"Torn bail the funniest way f invit
ing friends home to dinner and tele
graphing me at the last moment when
there was no time to cook anything.
It used to drive mo wild!
"One day one of those messages came
and the maid suggested sending to the
Uplate club for soma things. She said
she used to live with n lady who always
did this wheal she had company, ao I
sent her up and got an elaborate menu
and an exquisite dessert.
"Then 1 put the candles on the table
so tbev couldn't see very well anil I
dressed In a hurry nnd when they came
in I said they must put up with what I
had prepared andi I joked about being
ii cooking school scholar nnd all that.
You should have heard them raving
over the dishes. Tom said bachelor life
was all night, but there was nothing
like having your own home nnd being
able to invite your friends to take po:
luck. Then his friend would say if they
knew any girl that could cook like that
he would go right out andi propose to
her. The snlr.d dressing was just r.s
good ns the chef at the Uplnte club
made!"
"Fat 1 had to confess finally one
oight "ken 1 had a delicious Bavarian
ream lor dessert, served in frilled pa
per cases. As usual my cooking wa
being extolled when Tom passed me
one of the case upside down on a
spoon.
"They really are much better than
those they have nt the club." be said.
"The last I had lliere were a little
ilit esv. These I see are quite fresh."
"Then I saw oh the reverse of the
ease the club monogram and the date.
It was an aw ful moment!"
"It is always awfyl to be found out,"
said the Newapapeff Girl. "I recollect
once planning a deliberate deception
and carrying it through almost wiih
entire success. It was his fa nil that we
were ever found out."
The silence gTCW intense. No mallei
bow desperate an experier.ee the othel
girls might relate the Newspaper Girl
was good for a worse one.
"It was when 1 waa war correspond
ent in Cuba," Mie began
"Oh, how exciting!" said the Fluffy
Girl. "Did you pen. trate to the Inter!
or of the island ?
"As tar ns a restaurant on the (lult
road that run' out of Havana. It was
a perilous undertaking."
"Were you attacked?" asked the
Typewriter Iirl.
"No; we were followed, but we threw
them off the scent or wo thought we
did. You see there were seven Amer
ican correspondents and I was t lie only
girl and we "ere all great chums, you
see, and diued together each evening
and talked over the day's news.
"One day Tommy Van Scoop called
in and told e nbout this wonderful
restaurant on the (iulf road, where you
got chile eon earne and rilijoles and
tomales and all those Spanish things.
"I suggested that we all make up 0
party for tba evening nnd drive out
for dinner. But he said! the dinner was
never so good "ben there was a crowd,
but if 1 would like to go he said he
would take me out there. I thought
it would seem rather mean to leave out
the others, but be said we'd get back
just as they were finishing dinner and
say we'd been off Investigating n ru
mor. "Well, about five o'clock- we started
In a volante. It was a beautiful after
noon and the Gulf road stretched out
before us in long unbroken miles Blind
ed with those great palms, the gorge, us
waters of the gulf coining- up -"
"Sparc us I be scenery." said the pres
ident ; "keep to crimes."
"We had driven for nearly an hour
and Tommy was si ill enthusinstis
about the restaurant and how you had
dinner on a balcony with rosesgrowb.
over it when suddenly vc hi aid the
t umbling of wheels behind ns and look
ing back saw four volantca coming
along slowly after us ns though it wen
a funeral. Who do you think il "as."'
"Spanish peja," said t ho Typewriter
Oirl and the Medical Student at once.
"No the other live correspondents,
and I said they must have conic as a
joke, and we'd simply have to Invite
them to go along. But he said he'd b
blessed if he'd ask them to come; thai
i ho v had no right ti) follow us iii that
way. He said to leave it to him. lllttt
he'd put llu m o.T the track.
"Tin ir carriage stopped when urs
did, and v.e turned around and when
we reached them they began to tnM
about the beautiful afternoon it wui
for a drive, but Tommy said:
"Now. look here, boys you moj
think this is a joke, but Miss Spncerate
lias a tip from the palace and if you
come along! I will spoil everything, 1:
wasn't safe for her to conic alone, so I
volunteered. I shouldn't wonder it
you'd iriven the whole thing away now.
(io back quietly, and we'll bring you
the Story in lime for the cable."
"Tho never said a word. Tommy
was a beautiful liar a perfect genius
and he let bis voice break as he called
after them to please notify the papers
if we were ai rested or killeif or any
thing. Then wo went on nnd had the
dinner and drove, back to the hotel at
7:30. They were all solemnly finishing
dinner, and of course we had to act as
though we had had none. I said I
wasn't hungry; but they made Tommy
take soup three times. Then he said:
"'There was nothing in that story,
after all. Wc waited an hour. Any
thing new bore?'
"Tkcv helped hjuv. to .more. soup.
I Then some one snh" : ""trow v'. as't he ome
let to-night? They usually make them
very good over there?' Then I broke
; town and confessed, but not until he
i began to laugh over his fourth plate.
I If be bad only kept on looking serloni
and eating soup 1 could have stood it.
I But be "i akeneil first."
The Newspaper (.iirl sat down amid a
decided hush and the usual vote was
taken. The president rose and said,
solemnly:
"We all unanimously agree that this
Is the meanest kind f a fraud that was
ever attempted, and the supper of lob
ster newburg will be cooked and served
by the .Newspaper (iirl." N. Y. Sun.
A dab of Redheads,
Philadelphia has an auburn-haired
euchre club. Only those v. hose tresses
resemble the golden rays of the selling
sun are eligible for mcinbvrship. The
t'.rst meeting of the club was held last
week, sixteen charter members were
i nrolled and every shade of hair was
represented from fiery red to the most
subdued Titian coloring. All passed a
rigid examination as to their hirsute
credcntiala. The membership of the
club will bo limited to 30 and all the
young people in the neighborhood w ilh
hair of the requisite shade are eager to
join.
Those Lot ln Girl.
Battle Jack told me last night that
he was madly in love with me,
Ella Poor fellow! I'm bo sorry.
"Why. what do you menn?"
"What you have just told me proves
the truth of the rumor that insanity
runs in his family." Chicago Evening ,
won vm.v BEAl'TY f
The well known writer, 1'vclyn Hunt in her
book entitled "Womanly Beauty" say: "It i
my contention tlint evury wotiisn not only may
i. ni ahouht poeaeaa charming personlity i
fine, ngure and manner. To attain ami preserve j
beaut Is the propel -tu.lv f womankind A
hi. ir. liyure limy I'e developed; liarab. uneven
features inuy lie softened, r. liue.l ami rendeied
harmonious, a -allow or muddy cotnpleiton
tuny in- freshened, brightened nnn mode clear;
dull eyea without atureaelon. may glisten ami
Kparkle an. I unalghtiy bletnlahm of ever kind
ir:, v lie ren ovvd. Kaetal I. ifecta ami shrunken,
Impoverished, undeveloped figures may be per
nrinently remedied nu womanly beauty m.
iidred nd retained, li is .-very womnn'aduty
to accomplish theae result" " The Marl I In i'..m
IMiny, It Kultoti sir.it. New Yerk. often I"
-. ii.i a copy ..I Kvllyn Huut'a Imok free, iili a
imnll iac box f "i awmii.trn 1 tenia" nnd a rrea
enke of Cnnsnndrn akin fonp. to nuy lady who
NotidM live two-cent stamtie I., .ever expense of
mailing The regular price of this hook la Sti
cents' and i rontnliiK vnlunhle iiitereattuu i nf.ir
mntioii a i "1 Is foil -f good ndvli e 'r ladies win.
ijestre to nciulre nnd retnin lovellnesa .f fue'
and form, " nssaiidrn ('renin" Is n wonderful
bcnutirter of the complexion nnd mukes the
akin soft, fresh nnd while by o moving nil lnt
iiin ili at .1 dlscolot ill il lis !i If a perfctly
I nr.- t r.'t nrntion and w ill not lujui
sensible skin.
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