i The Middleburgh Post. PulihHbed nverr Thursday. 6co v Aag:;ns'.!i:er, hiitor an I Proprietor Su ih iptiou tfl.50 per year. wb- !. i i w paid IB advaUOS 'lifu tnul oul- siae tin- oouaty.! fA-iSOF ADViKTISINO. A" f..i-1-nl advertlLiui. lit- not otuerwlae lOntrw ,i lor wui be charged at tea iw of is netnunpariel tneseure) tor nrsi mser- Hoe i ll -t-n'M per tine tor every MtoMUMl tbeertlan, ' rti nnlie jiubt'hfil frrr ; obituary jxny, :rb"'" i ' fMSSt ISf c"'' In an eastern train, the other day fat n (jueer li! Quakeress. She wore s tdlvor Tray dress. snowy collar. anA uch a tweet gray hat. She was a big, handsome woman, and her lurge Ma donna face beamed with benevolence anil o i'. A ruby or a diamond orna ment would have marred her beauty. Two mart commercial travelers stepped into the same carriage with the old lady. After they bad discussed the spirit and tobacco trade awhile, they looked at each other, smiled, and me remarked in an undertone "Billy, I fpiets the old lady is Inflated with Quaker yeast." Without lifting her eyes, the old lady remarked so low that the passengers could not hear Hi If thy father a; 1 m thcr had con sumed more Mvei i Quaker yeaat ami e ss 'v.id beer and tobacco, thee wquld bave been better raised and better bred." then it was so Btill that you oulil near the engine pump. Two small boys were playing choo rhoo in a back yard in Chicago the Mli "- lay. when one of them swallowed ilia whistle, it was a very little one Of , cent, but he missed it just the tame, and meant to have it back. So ie began to cough very hard. "Where's . whistle'.'" asked Willie's playmate. '1 thollowed it," said Willie, and a lie took ;v long breath the whistle, away lows in Ids throat, gave a long toot. Willie and the other boy laughed; it j va- RO funny to I1 able to blow a ffblstle without trying. So Willie ran J alioiit tooting, until his mother, who happened out, asked what all the fun ! was about. When she learned that he ! had swallowed his whistle, she did not eem to think it bo much fun, for she hurried him off to the doctor, who thrust a long wire, down his throat and pulled the whistle out. And now when Willie wants to toot on his. whistle he Las to blow it. The time-worn vices of morphomanio Cbd alcoholism have been to some de gree, superseded by "petrolisru," which is described by physicians who have elty, almost without parallel." The treated patients for it as "a grim nov taste for petroleum, it is snid, grows upon the tippler until it develops into an irresistible passion. Physicians who devote themselves to the various forms ot dipsomania have not yet had oppor tunity to study the full effects of pe trol;, m, and their views as to its cure and 'nture are somewhat divergent, tint he consensus of opinion is that rhe rictiro of the new habit is sad and nelancholy. The mineral oil does not temporarily stimulate and encourage !ke alcohol or morphine, Philadelphia has a Vacant Lots' asso ciation! which lia just made its second annual report. Last year sufficient lan J was secured within the city limits lor 108 gardens, cultivated by MO poor fam ilies, numbering 77u persons. The total yield was $9,700, an average of $60 per garden. The outlay of the association was $'.',200 for seed, tools, superintend ence and incidentals. It is stated in the report that a thousand deserving fam ilies .ire ready to cultivate gardens on this plan if the land can be obtained. In Cowlea county, Kan., the other day ;!ie officials held a sale of judgments, OS provided for in the new law. The ?ah brought $200, and the bill for adver tising was $1,450, leav ing the taxpayers "Ut of pocket just $1,2j0. A Chicago man w as fined r25 by n Jus tice of the peace for telling a lie. Any thing that seems to be a slumpon the memory of the late George Washington i:. . at down upon in that city as though it were an icy pavement. Ah eastern exchange reports that a foil-grown hog owned by a farmer near ronngaville, N. Y., was attacked In its pen by mis during the night and killed. The farmer discovered it half devoured In the morning. A man in a modest position with a small salary has one great consolation lie is not constantly surrounded and menaced by cranks and curious people who wont to strike him down or blow him up. Judge White, of Pittsburgh, a few la ) ago refused to allow a girl to tes tify against ner mother's character, saying that it would be a violation of the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother." The remaining regiments of volun teers are returning rapidly to civil life. Soon the hoet of 1808 will have been mustered out, but its achievements are marked broadly upon the history of the limes. In a recent competition to define the word "honeymoon" the following was the best: "A railway journey without book." Women the More Generous. It is an Interesting and significant fact that of the money contributed last year to educational institutions and other purposes of education, $3,446,000 was contributed by women. The larg est single cstitributlon was that of Cora J. Flood, of San Francisco, to the Uni versity of California I2.12S.O00. Mrs. N. 1. O'Connor, of San Jose, gave $130, OCO to the California 6tate Normal school; Elizabeth II. Bates, of Portches ter, N. Y., $135,000 to the University of Michigan; Caroline Craft, of Boston, $100,000 to Harvard university; Annie G. Patton, $100,000 to Princeton; Sarah Underwood of Saratoga, $150,000 to the American university; Elizabeth Smith, of Lancaster, Pa., $75,000 for a library; Elizabeth Kelly, of Chicago, $75,000 to the university of that city; Helen Gould, of New York, $77,000 to various Institu tions, the rest of the grand total being made up of smaller sums. It is also worthy of note that the largest amount donated so far this year is $2,000,000 for a female industry college In Boston. As indicating what our rich women are doing with their money, and also how far the cause of higher education for women is progressing in this country, them facts make very interesting read ing. The duke of Areos, the new Spanish minister, and his American wife were I assengers on the) steamer Kaiser Wil liedm, which arrived in New York a few days ago. They will have a hearty welcome In Washington. The duke of Arcos was a very popular member of society there when lie was known ns Jack Drunettl and was an attache of tho Spanish log-atlon. As Virginia Lowery the duchesa was u recognized belle, and her friends say she once jilt ed Admiral Dewey. But in nn inter view she denied this, saying she and the admiral were and are good friends. It was r. happy idea of t he Spanish gov ernment to select the duko of Areos to reopen diplomatic relations between the two countries, and lie and the duchess will be conspicuous figures in Washington society next winter. They are not expected to take n house this summer, but will slop in a hotel until they go to Newport or some other of the New England resorts with thereat of the diplomatic corps In June. A St. Louis goat was the prime cause of a dl lay in B swell wedding a few days ngo. He ate tbe license. A wid ower was to wed a charming widow. The widow has a son and that son has a goat. When the time arrived for the ceremony it was found that the ani mal had been browsing about the flar ing pocket of a coat huntf over a chair in which was the document. He cap tured the document just as a metnbeT of the family appeared, but too lute to anticipate the goat. There was a strug gle, but the goat had too much of the paper In his motlth. It was soon mas ticated, and the ceremony had to be postponed until another permit could bo secured. A queer ease has just been decided in the New York state supreme court. Louis DietZ, who died in lb07 as the re sult of an accident, held an accidental Insurance policy, He had been twice married. In ranking out the policy he had made it payable to his first wiie. who Was dead, he then Tun ing married Ids second wife, who has survived him. The widow brought suit ngalhM the administratrix, claiming that DietZ meant her to be beneficiary, but in a lit of absence of mind had inserted the first wife's name in the policy. The jury took the. same view and gave her a verdict. The scheme which started in Wash-' ington to raise a fund to buy a house for Admiral Dewey seeraB not as yet to have taken full possession of the public mind, writes E. S. Martin in Harper's Weekly. There is no ques tion about the enormous popularity of the admiral, and it cannot be doubted that, if the people of the country are stirred to pive pecuniary expression of their sentiments toward him, a great deal of money will be paid in. If the money does not come, it will be be cause the admiral's admirers hove their doubts whether this form of apprecia tion will be agreeable to him.. In old New England farmhouses, in nddition to the regular front entrance, it was the custom to hove a second out side door opening directly into the front parlor. A knock on this door usually meant that a bashful young man was outside who wanted to call on the daughter of the family. Now that there are no more bashful young men a sofa or a chair Is usually rolled against the beau door and callers run the gauntlet of the family entrance A recent report says that a giant pri vate from Montana out in the Philip pines, when he wis fired on at a dis tance of about teu yards and missed, caught the enemy, took his gun away from him, and then laid him across his knees. After he had vigorously applied a piece of bamboo, he seized the enemy by the seat of the trousers and threw him toward the rear. "There," he said. "Don't you let me catch you playing with firearms again." Damages of $1,000 have been assessed on a telegraph company in a North Carolina suit for "mental anguish" for nondelivery of a telegram announcing a death. The Ilwo Was There. Spectators at the cyclorama of the battle of Manila in Chicago the othei afternoon saw s climax of a pretty little romance involving a soldier of the Twentieth Kansas Infantry and hit ' Sweetheart, who had supposed him killed in the fighting before Manila, and who had come to Chicago in answer tc ; an advertisement for girls to go on . the stage. The soldier's name is George Dixon, of company G, and the young lady is Miss Ethel Hardin, of Hoiden, Kan. Miss Hardin arrived in Chicago a day or two ago. The other afternoon the manager of the agency, whose ad vertisement the girl had answered, took her, at her request, to the cyclorama. Miss Hardin and her companion soon became involved in a quarrel over Miss Hardin's statement that she had changed her mind about going on the stage. Seizing the girl by the wrist, the man started to drag the girl toward the door, when in an instant a revolver was thrust in his face, and Dixon, who is on his way home on sick leave, and who had been attracted by the quar rel, Invited the theatrical agent to va cate, which the latter lost no time in doing. Explanations followed between Dixon and Miss Hardin, and Dixon took his sweetheart back to their home in Hoiden, Kan. A singular circumstance is related in connection with the death of Lieut. Al io rd, of the Twentieth Kansas regi ment, who was killed in battle the other day. liidentilieation badges with num bers on them were given out to the Kansas troops. The man who got num ber 13 made such strong objection to tiie unlucky number that Lieut. Alford exchanged with him, and the lieutenant had it on his person when he was lulled. Last year's output of coal was the greatest in the history of the United States amounting to 15y.00H.U0U net tons of soft il and 46,8 0,01 I ions of anthracite. This placet the United second in the coal producing countries of the world. Copper A portion of the full paid anil non-assessahic capital stock of the Boston & Texas Copper Company is offered for sale at Five Dollsrs per share (psr $10 for Treasury purposes), and is recommended as s ssfe and highly promising investment. The company controls twelve thousand seres of rich copper land in North Texas which is also valuable for firming and town site purposes. The tract is some 10 miles long and about three miles wide, it is equivalent in size to five hundred ordi nary mining claims. The property has been developed sufficiently to begin producing at once, large amounts of the richest copper ore (40 to 70 per cent.) taken out and marketed, and Inexhaustible quantities of copper marl and clay running from 3 to 15 per cent, copper found. (Calumet and Hocla an 1 other great dividend payers arc working on 1 to 3 per cent, ore.) The property II within 12 miles of a railrosd and fuel anil water arc available. The ores and marl are on the surface and a few feet down, and csn he mined and converted into copper cheaper than any other deposits in America. Copper will bo produced on the ground and a plant of moderate cost will treat 300 to 600 tons of ore and material per day, and uecording to engineers' estimates earn $3,000 to $5,000 per day net, with copper at 15 cts per pound. It is now 18 cts. per pound. - . The property lias a historical reputation and a record in the State Geological Reports. It lias been examined and reported upon by the highest engineering, geo logical and expert authorities, and its merit and value aro established beyond all question. It is not an experiment, nor its value speculative, they are proven and demonstrated. m, ' jfrnmsa , Prom Report of Prof. Wm. DeRyee, former State Chemist of Texas. "Such numerous outcrops of copper ore have been traced over the summit and sides of those hills that ont of 12,000 acres of land which the company own, hardly a U!0 acre tract should be found without ore upon the surface. A crosi-cnt to the depth of 15 feet was made upon the I shell lead, and ten boars' work resulted in the raising of 6,000 lbs. of rich copper ore, averaging about (10 per cent, of coppef. (Worth 83G0, net.) It is easily smelted and the strata in which it is found can also be more econom ically excavated than other in which copper ores occur.'' From Report of Prof. W. F. Cummins, former Oeologfst of Texas. "In order that 1 might see the condition of this lode after tins amount of work had been done, I employed a few hands arid cleaned out the tnnnels when I fonnd a lode of copper. This is the disulphatc of copper and wilt yield ss iiigh ss 70 per cent, of copper. I drove the tunnel twenty feet further into the hill, following the lode. When I had gone abont twelve feet I struck another lode of copper eighteen inches east and six inches below the second lode. In three feet more we struck another lode below the second lode. Immediately below the lower sandstone is a stratum of cupriferous marl schists extending tlx entire width of the tunnel, say four feet, and m probably much wider. This marl will yield about 15 per cent, of copper." From Report of Prof. Ousitave Westman, Mining Engineer. " I beg to express my entire satisfaction with and confidence in the report mad by Prof. W. F. Cummins. 4 I only had to remove one foot of earth from the surface on the three spots already mentioned in order to find large deposits bedded into the clay. After washing, this clay was found to contain 15 per cent, of copper ore of same value ss above. These ores could of course be taken out and made available at a relatively small expense. FROM Hon. F.mhry n. Low, President, and others, Boston, Mass. : Gentlemen :-There Is abundant evidence of rich ft 'PP" deposits, not only at the mines airca opened, but at various other parts of the property, and it is my opinion that this will prove to be one of the exceptionally rich copper-bearing neMs or tnc united bisk The ores found in these deposits are immensely rich in copper values snd the cuperiferous clays that are also foaaa nere ln inimense Deus, wnue not as nc will undoubtedly prove of great value on account of the cheapness with which they csn be mined snd reduced. . The mines sre sceessible at every point ; the cost of mining will be very small, ss the ore is not in hard formation ; snd then 1 no deeP worl1- I have examined the various reports made by others, ami confirm them. . . As far as I have been able to Mr. G. II. Savage. Mine Examiner field you csn psy $1 ,000,000 dividends Major F. M. Spanlding, of Boston, pany's stockholders snd inu-nding investors, report that tbey fonnd tbe property ss mines snd exulored the entire property. Tit rnmrnnv la thnmuo-hlv coDoer. and so easily and cheaply mined and converted, that dl vldenda can safe and profitable Investment, and Remit by P. O. Order, Registered Letter, Check or Express to Edward B. Robins, Tre usurer ,ATrem Building, Boston, Mass. Price 80.00 per Share. Subject to advanoe. ROSTniSJ TRY A A COPPFP CO:. Such a point has been reached, sayt Kentucky exebauge, that it seems a if it were Impossible to obtain any more pure homemaih- sugar. James Ltnney, ' a Harrodsburg merchant, purchased , several pounds of what was represented to him as a pure article the other day. , An old lady care in and purchased two cakes. She took about a half one in her mouth uud began to chew until she could chew no more. The merchant ' end those standing about in the store, seeing she could not open her mouth, became alarmed, thinking the eiderly woman had a severe attack of lock jaw. But, to the chagrin of the obliging merchant, he soon discovered he hud been Imposed upon by some uuserupu- j lous person, who had made the "sugar" of some kind of glue. It was necessary to heat a kettle of water and melt the HtufT before the old lady could open her mouth. However, she hadn't for gotten how to use it when the glue had been removed. Kate I'pson Clark tells of a woman who, competing for n prize, wrote upon the best way for a woman to spend $100 in charity. Mrs. Clark'H woman gave a pathetic description of how Bhc would expend the money to educate a young girl who was a mill hand, who wanted to go to school, but was obliged to work to help support a sick mother, heading this, a man at once sent Mrs. Clark's woman $100, and live others of fered to send each a like amount if the girl's address was given. The wom an w as obliged to say that there was no such girl. She had invented the story; was simply romancing to win the ed itor's prize. What Tells tfce Story. "Do you believe men show character In the way they carry their umbrellas?' "No; but they show lack of character In the way they carry other people's umbrellas." Chicago IJecord. He spoke from Bspevleaee, "Man wants but little here below," remarked the landlady. "And here is the place to get It." con tinued the facetious boarder. N. Y. Journal, Safest Investment, REPORT OF T. BURTON EVERETT. MINING ENQINEER ArJD investigate, and I hsve done so carefully, I Very respectfully yours, of Butte, Montana, after gaining sample of per year." s and C. F. Crosby, Esq. , of Lowell, Mass., nmnl7l with attttatantlal hnaluu those who take advantage of this opportunity to buy stock at the low price ottered wUI r P the beneft. RUNNING SORE ON HIS ANKLE After Six Years of Intense Suffering, Promptly Cured n p P o entire circulation is in a depraved condition, lhey Dj oi ui di are a severe drain upon the system, and are con stantly sapping away the vitality. In every case the poison must be eliminated from the blood, and no amount of external treatment can have any effect. There is no uncertainty about the merits of S. S. S. ; every claim made for it is backed up strongly by convincing testimony of those who have been cured by it and know of its virtues by experience Mr- L. J. Clark, of Orange Courthouse, Va., writes: " For six years I had an obstinate, running uloer on my ankle, which at times oauaed mo intense suffering. I was so disabled for a long while that I was wholly unfit for business. One of the best doctors treated mo constantly hut did me no good. I then tried various blood remedies, without the least benefit. S. 8. S. was so higlilv recom mended that I concluded to try It, and the effect was wonderful. It seemed to get right at the seat of the disease ami force the poison out, and I was soon com- pletcly cured, bwifts bpectnc 3. S. S. FOR THE BLOOD drives out evory traco of impurity in the blood, and In this way cures permanently the most obstinate, deep-seated soro or ulcer. It is the only blood remedy guaranteed purely vegetable, and eon tains not ii particle of potash, mercury, or other mineral. S. S. S. cures Contagious Blood Poison, Scrofula, Cancer, Catarrh. Eczema, Rheumatism, Sores. Ulcers. Boils, or any other blood trouble, lusist upon S. S. S. ; nothing can take its place. Valuable books mailed free by Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Oa. ee-A eeeeeee0' ADVERTISE IN THE POST Share Largest Dividends. The cupriferous marl situated below the sandstone, containing 15 per cent of copper, can be estimated worth at the place at least $10.00 per ton, net." From Report of Qeorge F. Rendall, Mining Engineer. "It is a self-evident fact dcducihlc from every report that on this propertj large bodies of copper ore exists and that hundreds of tons have been shipped of high grsdc ore. That a deposit of this nature can at s very small expense be made to yield handsome profits, from all existing reports, appears not only likely but certain." From Report of Francis Arthur Reall, Superintendent. " This property is all right an J there is all the copper you want here. I think it is the best in Texas and it seems to have been selected a such for copper. It ii near the top of a water shed and the hills crop out here. 1 think there is oil here because there Is coal. Oil has been found at Corsieana. The property is sdapteJ to genersl farming purposes which seems to he very profitable here and a town could be laid out on it and a railroad built to Dundee, 12 miles, to great advantage " The Great Boom In Copper Shares. ' j Copper mining has proved the safest and most profitable industry in Amerlcs, and the largest and most conservative capitalists in the world have recently become large investors in copper stocks. This company csn produce copper as cheaply as any In the world. It is capi talized the lowest of any in propordon to its acreage, and at the price of copper bearing land in Michigan ($400 per acre) containing a much less percent, of copper, has s large value in excess of its low capitalization ($2,500,000.) Receipts for ore and assays by the leading chemists and assayers in the country are on file in the company's offices. The officers anil directors of the company are n.er, of the highest standing and business capacity, and include : Hon. Emery M. Low, manufacturer, mayor of Brockton, Mass., President. George W. Russell, Esq., paper manufacturer, Boston, Vice-President. Maj. F. M. Bpsnlding, 2d Vice-President. Col. Edward B. K"oMns, Boston, Treasurer. Col. James. M. Wheattfri, Boston, Secretary. Hon. Jss. W. Bennett, Fx-Fresidcnt Erie Telephone Co. Only s limited amount of the stock will be sold st the price of $6.00 per shar snd those wishing to secure shsres should set st once. As stated the stock is fui J nnn....i.v,l. A loon as this allottment is sold the price will hi " " - advanced. Amount of land, quantity and quality ment, nesmcss to trsnsportstion, favorable climate for oontinuous work the j around, the increasing demand and profit in producing copper considered, tl Boston and Texas Copper Company possesses unequalled advantages and affords t best kind of an investment. Il csn essily earn 50 per cent per year on the price which the stock is here offered. Stoelt may be ordered through jour banker or broker, or direct as below. am of the opinion it is one of the richest coyps ore from the property, says I "The ore is the who returned June 16th from an examination represented and confirm the expert reports, mtmm In Um miMHmnil IS ha aurh be earned and paid during- the current Obstinate sores and ulcers which refuse to heal under ordinary treat ment soon become chronic and deep seated, and are a sure sign that the eeo.eeeM of ore, cheapness of mining snd treH EXPERT. AacHaa Citt, Tsxas, Mat 8, 1899. 1 u,"u T. BURTON EVERETT, M- rPsSa ,n ,ne couuiry. si you ... . . TJ Lssos - of P'Perty on beh,lf. lLC eaej rrtfSOSfa e acreage Of land, rich year. No v 10 the time to make I A nee to a inc tiOD ad vi gull thei offe the nucl line mee the intr expl fifth the Whe her, Intei Willi was dad' whii lo: