The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, July 13, 1899, Image 3

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HANDY GARDEN MARKER.
How to Blake a Device That la Ouer.
ted br Hand mid Does It Work
to Perfection.
A light marker for making gimlen
rows, to be run by band, may be made
on the plan shown In the Illustration.
The bar, a, is a strip of board about
four inches wide and six feet lor.g.
Fastened to the center Is a tongue, b,
Will Hat Be There.
"Who do you think would be the best
ben for speaker?" asked the inquisi
tive friend.
"My friend," said the defeated con-
; gressman, "there s no use 01 raking up
bygones and pointing out to the coun
try what it has lost. My constituents
failed to rally at the polls as they should
mid that's all there is to it. The ques-
tion of who would make the best Bpeak
' cr no longer figures. They'll have to
! get along with what material they have
on hand and pull through the best they
can." Washington Star.
The IllKht Triumphs.
"Ice!" sneered the bad young man
on the sidewalk.
I "You'll call for ice some time, my
friend," said the Solvation Army man
who was riding along on a '90 wheel,
Leek!! Oat (or His Safety.
"Why have you and Miss Uailtliwalte : Xot !?
broken off your engagement?" Miss Thlrtyodd (coyly) How old
"Because she lovea me so." j should you ju.lge me to be, professor?
"That's a aueer reason." Fro. eeplorc Why. really. Miss
with wooden braces to keep it firmly "when you won't be able to get even a
at right angles with a. At each cud of ; "V "r w Juur
the strip, a, is a detachable runner, j tongue!"
The center runner, c, it attached to the ! w he A on- leaving the en
tomrue. It will be explained later. I utterly routed.-Chiongo Tribune.
One of the runner attachments is shown
more plnlnly nt f. It consists of a
short, wide runner firmly fastened to
a strip of board 2 feet long. The
The Had Dor ArrIb.
Mr. Courtney (flatteringly) I hod
the blues awfully when I came here to
night, Misg Fisher, but tliey are all
gone now. You are as good as medi
cine. Miss Fisher's Little lirother Yes;
father himself says she'll be a drug in
the market if she don't catch on to
some fellow soon. Tit-Hits.
"Not at all. She believes in fortune-
telling and when she went to have her
future revealed, not long ago. she was
informed that she would 1. married
three times. That settled my case, for
the time being at least. She said she
was determined that 1 should not en
counter the danger of being first on the
list." Chicago Daily News.
A WhlMlletU Woman.
Housekeeper How long did you re
main in your last place?
Applicant Sure, I left In wan day.
There wns no pla.ln' the loidy, at all,
at all.
"Whimsical, wns she?"
"Indade she was that. The first night
she complained because I boiled tin
toy, an' th' very next morning she com
plained because 1 did not boil the cof
fee. Thin I left." X. Y. Weekly.
Thlrtyodd, I am not m ladles' man, you
Viiow. I nni only o specialist in Fgyp
tlan parchments and Aztec pottery.
Judge.
HI VVIIItaarnras.
"I see by the newspapers," remarked
Reeder, "that the minen in the Klon
dike are lending Out appeals for wives."
"Is that so?" ejaculated Hennypeck,
In on eager whisper. "They can hove
mine." N. Y. World. ,
Irony,
Oh, l ow I love to w atch the ratn
In I lny drop COEDS down
When I have left my mackintosh
At th other end of town!
Chicago Dally News.
QARDEN MARKER IN DETAIL.
strip has two bolts with thumb-screws
so it may be fastened anywhere along
the strip, a. The strip, a, has bolt holes
two inches apart, along its entire
length.
The runners may be set to mark rows
as wide as four feet apart, and as nar
row as four inches, and between these
extremes, at any distance In an even
number of inches. The outside run
ners in the illustration are set just
even with the ends of the strip, a. The
rows are then three feet apart But
each runner may be set at least a foot
farther from tho center, by means of
the bar shown nt f, and still lap enough
to fasten. When the rows are to be
less than 2ft feet apart the runners
must change places with each other
put d at e's end and e at d's end. Then
the rows may be narrowed down to
four Inches.
The advantage of having the center
runner on the tongue is this: By rais
ing and lowering the tongue, as need-
...l all 1. .imniipii mnv w, maiip in
CU V . .V . Mil 11. id .i.uj " "
touch the ground all the time, even
though the ground is uneven. This
marker is made of light material
throughout, so it is no task to drag it
along with one hand. Orange Jfudd
Farmer.
CULTIVATION COUNTS.
PrlcInK the Uood.
"What are the great questions which
a man must consider now when he
comes forward to nsk for votes nt the
polls?"
"That's easy," answered Senator
Sorghum. "My experience has been
limited to Just two 'how many?' and
'how much?' "Washington Star.
In New Amsterdam.
The Constable Varlet, thou hast
been drinking again. For two straws
1' would run thee in.
The Yurlet Nuy. goodiuaster consta
ble, let me go home to my wife.
The Constable To thy wife? He it
so! Thou shult even choose thy own
punishment. l'uck.
Small Holding-, Diversity ef Crops
and Flrst-Clasa Product Hake
Parmer Wealthy.
For several yean prices have, quite
generally, been unremuneratlve and
production consequently limited, says
a writer in the North American Review.
Farmers have refrained from hiring
help and have contented themselves
with what could be produced by the
family. I know of no farm that is
yielding to Its fullest capacity; yet
some are producing more than twice
as much per acre as adjoining farms
equally good. To illustrate: A farm
if 200 acres, ICO of which are improved,
received careful treatment and above
the average condition of farms in the
vicinity, has a cash income of from
$000 to $70a yearly as the result of the
work of two men. An adjoining farm
of 40 acres, with the same labor, aver
ages about $300. A river farm of 40
acres, with a little more work, gives
about f 1,000. Small holdings, diversity
of crops and profitable prices will more
than double our production without
any increase in the area of improved
land. France, with nine times our pop
ulation to the square mile, produced
over eight bushels of wheat per capita
for the five years ending with 1SUT.
Our production for the same period was
hut little more than seven bushels per
capita.
HORTICULTURAL NOTES.
One Who Hbowed None.
"Myru," said Tommy to his elder sis
ter, "here's a line in my copy book
about the progress of the age,"
"Well?"
"You don't take much stock in that.
do vou, sis? You've been 21 for the
last six years." Chicago Tribune.
The other Urowler.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak Has Mr. Crimson-
beak got home for dinner yet, Bridget?
Bridget No, mum.
"I thought I heard him downstairs."
"Sure that was the dog you heard
growlln', mum." Youkers Statesman.
The Cheeafal Idiot.
I do not believe in stuffing children
with education," said the theorising
boarder.
"And yet," said the Cheerful Idiot,
"every child should be at least a little
tot" Indianapolis Journal.
Plnnln Htm Dors.
lie I believe that a man should let
his acts speak for themselves.
She Am I to understand then that
when you took my hand in yours last
night you Intended It as a proposal of
marriage? Chicago Dally News.
The Dall Season.
The time of year has now returned
When Johnny sadly cries,
nd once again his grandmamma .
Gives up the ghost and dies.
tt. T. World.
Heirlooms.
Naught goes to wuate, though years may
rut
And change Is what the people love;
Those old-time snecdotes will fit
The brand new hero like a glove.
Washington Star.
COW SOLATIUM.
Hll. Ill l III!. 1.1 M..
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"What makes you think he's a good
fisherman ?"
"Because he's u natural 1mm liar."
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
LEGAL ADVERTISING.
D
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my
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As a rule all grafts succeed best on
trees of their own species.
No matter when transplanting is
done care must be taken to keep the
roots moist.
Bury the old bones and the old boots
and shoes under the roots of the grow
ing fruit trees.
A little trimming every year is far
better than a heavy trimming once id
three 'or four years.
Bonemeol and potash in some forms
are staple fertilizers for any kind of
fruit trees or plants.
Flowers may not add visible dollars
and cents to the bank account, but they
odd immensely to the comforts of life.
In setting out trees dig holes large
enough to stretch the roots out full
length and but little deeper than the
tree is set in the hole. Western Plow
man.
Pro St from Garden Herbs.
There are certain kinds of vegetables
which have a good sale when dried that
are far too little crown. We allude to
. . . . . i j .i uj
ucn uerus as siurc, uxyuio, icnuw, vi
ander and the like. More money is
often made from a sage bed than from
the same area of land planted in any
thing else. There is always a irood de
mand for it to use for stuffing when
pork, turkey or chicken are to be roast
ed, and if the herb has to be bought a
the grocer's or drug store, several times
what the farmer could well afford to
sell It for has to be paid. There would
be more profit in farming if farmers
paid more attention to the small items
Milch they now neglect, because they
PARENTAL IOHBOW.
Fanner Jones Well, my boy, what
profession are you going to take up?
Jones Junior Pharmacy, I think.
Fanner Jones Farmacy! Why, gol
dnng it, you could have stayed at home
on the farm fer that, instead of spend
in' time an' money at college N. Y.
World.
Rot So Dad.
"My wife is great with a pistol."
"She is?"
"Yes; she fired ut a burglar the other
night and hit the electric button, which
set an alarm going ail over the house."
Chicago Record.
The Heater DaBBed,
Perkins Suner started out
ago to hunt for a wife.
Jorklns Did he get one?
Perkins Well, not exactly ; one got
him. Tit-Bits.
Mother It's dreadful, doctor,
boy's bow legal Can't anything
done for him?
Doctor- 0, they'll come out nil ripht
in time. Why, 1 had bow legs whon 1
was a child myself I Der Floh.
xV ters of Administration in tin
i it of Sirali Bowenox, Into ot Mid .Irtiitrir.
Snyder oi., p.., oso'd., having been grani
ii to the tiMsnlneil, n n persons knowing
'in inselvHs InosMed tosald estnti- hit requested
to make Immediate payment. whllelUrwe having
I'luims win present them duly authenticated w
the undersigned.
MKS. IDA V. MuVKII,
1 1 ot. Administratrix,
Sartorial i.obIc.
"11 clothes mah' the man.
As I have read.
Then I am self-made,"
The tailor suld.
Chicago Tribune.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Let
te rs of Administration I u t h
state Sopbta Hook, late ot franklin tp
snyoer count , Ph.. tler'.i. saving been granted
to the HbdtfftlHned, sll per-n knutrtng them
reives Indebted to isld estate sre requested tu
nuke lllltlicdtille pSJ inent. while IhOM hSVltlM
rUiOM will present them duly Ittlhsutlsaltd U
Hi.' umleir Isneil.
K. K. HOFFMaN. Aitm'iilnl rator.
May 7, lsuv. KaxloovlUti I'a.
HI Saaplclon.
"Money," said the philosopher, "may
often do more harm than good. Some
times the mighty dollar Is a man n
worst enemy.
"Yea," answered Senator Sorghum;
and I often feel that a number of peo-
ADMIN13THATORM' NOTICE Let
tern of Administration in the
ratals of Samuel II. Walter lataof Frnnklintwp ,
' Snyder county, l'a., dec'il. having liocn granted
l to the undersigned, ail permuta knowing them
aelvea Indented to eld eatate are rsqaeersd to
make Immediate payment, while thine having
iiitunwiii pressai mem umy soMMnnoMaa io
Die lovo me for the enemies I have
made." Washington Star. i
the iiudernlKned.
A Heavy Rrnnttllltr.
Mr. Gotrox I suppose you thorough
ly realize that marriage is a serious
matter?
Mr. Dudely Well, I should say yes,
ye know! Such u dcueedly twylng tuid
MWiona matter, deciding just whom to
invite and whom to leave out, ye knowl
Puck.
Perhnp Ther Were.
Explorer While exploring the nilns
of Nineveh we found some tablets of
burnt day covered with inscriptions
which the most learned antiquarians
have beMi unable to decipher.
De Witte Perhaps they wero doo
tors' prescriptions. N. Y. Journal.
He Drew the Line.
First Actor-Oh, no! 1 could never
stand that!
Second Actor What's tlic trouble?
Firat Actor Why, here's an offer of
an engagement in a realistic war play,
and they want me to eat real embalmed
beef! Puck.
Jacob (lllbert
June 13, 1HUV.
BABY M. WAI.TKH.
HKNKY II. WAI.TKH.
QKOBUBw, WALTER.
Airy. Adm'rs.
AOKNTI WANTKD- FOB "TIIK LIFB AND
Achievement of Admiral Dewey." the world's
f renteet naval hero. By .Mural llaltrnd. the
ife long friend ami admirer of the nation'
idol. Iliggestand beit book: over MM iage,
Silflinchen; nearly 100 ge nslMoUS illustra
tion. Only Sl.no. Knormoun demand, llig
comulailona nutntfree. 'banes ol s lifetime.
Write quick. The Dominion Company, :tol
floor (aitoii llldg., Chicago. .V'.Vlft..
A lire lor Vi rion. Ilcmlnclic.
Kor chrht years I suffered from OOStlpetton and
severe headiiclie, I he hsadSOhS usually lust tnf
three days nt a time. Headache pOWdSIS reliev
ed me temporarily, but left too hud an effect.
since i Moan talcing Celery kihk i hsve greatly
Improved u health, ssldoin or never bare hescl
acne, have gained In flesh, and feel decidedly
well Has. I, B, Hatch. Temple, n. ii. Celery
Kihrf for the Nerves. Liver and Kidneys Is Sold
In Mo. and Mc. packages nv w. ii. Herman,
Troieilllc; Mlddleswarth tt I'lsh, McClure; II.
A. Kbrltfht, Aline.
I AtiKNTS WA.NTKII KUH "TIIK I.IKE AND
i Achievements of Admiral Dewey." the world's
greatest nsval hero. Hy Mural Halstsad, the
life-long friend and admirer of the nation's Idol.
Biggest and best book; over SOU pages, Sxlll
inches: nearly too pages half-tone illustrations.
OaljfetO. Knnrmous demand. Hig commlH
( sion's. Outfit free, rliance of a lifetime. Write
qnlck. The Dominion Company, Brd Moor Cm-
tun IWllg.. lllrngo. ll ll.
The Troable.
Jenkins Paby not well eh? You
ought to cnli In Dr. Hrown. We sent
for him lost week, and the moment he
saw our baby he guessed what the
trouble wns.
Jackson What was It?
Jenkins 11ns. The ItlvnL
a year
Exactly.
Dismal It's all up with me. I offered
Miss Sparkle my hand and she declined
to receive it.
Synnex Sort of slelght-of-hand per
formance, eh? Boston Transcript.
An a Posteriori Judgment.
"My financial experiences," said
Chumpleigh, "have beeu varied. I find
that patrimony comes and goes etudly,
matrimony is failure, and alimony is
ruin." Harlem Life,
Hot an Incurable Fault.
The Bride You know, George ia auch
a flatterer.
Married Friend I know, my dear;
but that is a fault which marriage
usually cures. Tit-Bits.
Hever Labored.
First Tramp They ses pore old Bill
lady in'. 'Is breath is labored.
Second Ditto Then 'e's don for.
Wasted Herolam.
"Clura and I hated awfully to take
off our new hats at the concert."
"But you did, didn't you?"
"Yes; and after the thing was over
we found out that three blind men sat
right behind us." Chicago Record.
Even Iletter.
"Did your picnic fulfill your expecta
tions?" "Oh, my, yes. It surpassed them. We
fully expected It to rain, but hail was
more than we anticipated." Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Exact Situation.
City Miss (in rural book store) Have
you "Wooed and Won?"
Clerk (blushing) Not yet, ma'am;
but I'm keeping Steady company with L-foyijjg it and securing the
Sally nncede, an my prospects are , "JvJM"n 9
good. N. Y. World.
A SUMMER SAIL
in ladies' shoes is a pleisant
voyage afoot, For the pleas
ure it gives, there's no sail
ike our sale. Crowds are
prettiest, coolest and best fit
ting Summer shoes now man
ufiictured, at prices which
buyois find it a pleasure to
nav. Foi houso or street
Mallclou.
The Dor I ossuro you, madam, that
my dear friend here and I are two souls
with but a single thought
The Tjidv Indeed? And which of
you ho possession of the thought to-1 wear, pleasure or eveiy-day
day?-Fllegende Blaetter. j practical purp086S, Walking,
The victim. riding, or driving, we supply
jack-what will the girls do when je d j 8hoeg demanded by
li it: i xj saa ea uu tuvi v. ' uviwe w uw
kissed?
Tom Make pug doga the style again.
Brooklyn Life.
Like Some Kinds Hot Others.
Algy Are yon aw fond of ani
mals, Miss Jennie?
Jennie Well, I like dogs and cats.
t I don t care for Andes. Harlem
fashion and the dictates of
individual taste. Ladies,
whoever claims your hands,
by all means surrender your
feet to these shoes.
6. H. OIB80N. MrY
A Mother's
Responsibility
A great responsibility rcitt upen mothen at the time their daugh
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oi weakness, it "tired out" upon slight exertion; if th is troubled with
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spectfully ask a continuance of same,
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