5.-. fl tetC88 Hi MICHIGAN VOMAII TELLS OF A STRAKGE RECOVERY OF HEALTH. Pf-a. K:!;3$ little Sufferer was Changed into a Bright, Ray-Cheeked School Girl. AMlto JSTvrMi TVibttM, Bad .is, JKalt. UtW pfcMW tioinnxU, ku jtt fnt u4 4tUt4 rtaWmant of on of fpMrtMt. Tht author fa Mb. Hi. tf Port A-tin, Mlok., Mid prklM ta''1 fa tw fa1 k Ur, Jmb IfefN, wm foartoM Jm Afu. 8hw ilway ittkt. had ftomiok fawibl, mctou pj pnl wakn. From tho ag ,ntrt ibo had been subject to diitron ind ftrqntnt rick Mdb(. Bh ta Mkn out f ebo01 kP( tnm i.L. wlr UroTtart. fl"" . 1 .1... IX SO Cliromeix ikvtuh uhh lira d timM almott unbearable 'Slit . ... . 1 v I 1 til u torn m h rut into a aoie Wilful dcm would awakto bar to Lm almott tjjom dreaded than the fcii At tM oi ni WM tpr. H. X fcowwr, i wmnu, win )ti rpinal trenble and hr teven V treatment, in epiBM m r. . .L- ..rAninMi and ataaiaen Iron- rj .th nek effect ae to render the n""" . . . fi i a . n. WI11Um' Pink mil. fn. foju adwrtlsed in tha Huroo Tribum we tried tlicui, with tha happy remit of a. perniauent cur. 8he flret began taking theea ilia about two and a hair year ago. Tua rat bos bad auch flood affect that wa eoa. tiuuad them and bought by Uie balf-doaen aoie until about two doien In all bad been taken. " Frtendf began to eay iha would bare to taaa vr. William- rink I'll I for falafeopla all her lite, but I am happy to uy they hay neipea her to become a healthy, happy girl who no longer need medicine of any kind. With all her other trouble euo bad rheunia- tiam. The pill mad arerygreet improve ment at onee and in the end cured th rheu uaiinu aa well th other trouble. She i now nearly fifteen yean of age, a diligent ftudent making up for loet time, a bright eyed, roey-cheeked girL t acarcely eeema pouliil she ran be th earn ona who a few year apo wua a delicate, aJmoat a hopeleaa, iifl'crer.". All the element neeeunry to gii new life and rich new to the blood and reitore shat tered nervee are contained, in a condensed form, iu Dr. William' Pink Pill for Pal People. They are alto a iperifSo for trouble peculiar to female, (ucn a npprepioni, Irregularitiea and all form of weaknet. They build np the blood, and rector the glow of health to pale and willow cheek. In men they effect a radical cure in all eaae arising from mental worry, overwork or execute oi whatever nature. Dr. William' I'ink Pilli are sold in boxes (never in loose bulk) at 60 cent a box or sii boxes for $2.(10, and may be had of all druguista, or direct by mail from Pr. Williams' Medicine Co., FcUen-etady, N. Y Great Reduction Sale of FURNITURE! Foi; Ninety Bays ! i i r rr ml.. Tl.-Tul.: TU -J-. TPi"? je unaersigiiea uner me ruunu iussu sua- TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE THK GREATE8T8ACRIFICRRvER KNOWN IN CENTRAL PENN SYLVANIA. ire uot felling out, but we do thin to InoreHge our al8 above enypre wir. W Rive a few of the prloi-s a follows : tfood Chttiiiber Suits $l4.00;Cotton Top Mattress 2.2 jWood Chamber Suits lfl.OOIWoven Wire MattinHx 1.7 no 0k Suits, 8 Pieces l.00i Bed Ppriutrs 12 Parlor Suits 80.00; Drop Tables, per ft 6' Am Chairs per set 2.50;Platfonu UocKers 2 5(1 .lock, everything iu the furniture line, including Mirrors, Hook Cuws, ii,Siieboards, Cupboard, Centre Tables. Fanny Rookers. Haby Chatnt in Pillows, Louii(?es, Couches, Douiflitrays, Kinks, HhII Rucks, Can. Chairs line, medium and cheap furniture, to suit all classes. km reduced all through. Couie early and see our stock before, flvlnr rorder, and thus save 15 to 20 per oeiit. on every dollar. ml Attention Given to Undertaking ft Kmbalinirtu. KATHBRMAN & HAKTNAN, Litmitea, MlFFLINUURUil. I' IRELIFI AMDFACCIDE-MTl Insurance. NYDEK'S OLD, AND KELIABLE Gen' I Insurance Agency, SEUNSGROVE, SNYDER COUNTY, PA- Blmor StxxycaLox, Agent, Successor to the late William H. Snyder. t Par-Excelleuce of Reliable Insurance is represented in thefollow )t of Standard Companies, from which to make a selection. Nona Fer the World over. IAMK. LOCATION. ASSKTH. E-Royal, Liverpool, Enp. (including foreign assets) $43,000,000.00 Hartford, of Hartford, (Jonn., (oldest American jo.) ,i)4i),7.i5.J Phoenix, Hartford, Conn. .I5,5K8,058.07 Continental, New York, t754.908.72 An.-.nn T... V..lr I! OJO IVIU B't fE-Mutual Life Ins. Co. New York, St204,G33,!)83,;o WDENT Employers' Liability Assurance Corporation, Accident Tna. Co. Subscribed Canitnl of $3,750,000.00 pe. Life and Accident risks accepted at the lowest possible rate, juu- pa Dy a strict regard to mutual safety. All just claims promptly and isctoruy adjusted. Information in relation to nil classes of Insur oromntlv furnished. ELMER W. SNYDER. Asrt.. (phone No. 182. Office on Corner Water & Pine Sts, SeJinsgrove. P fTO VE: 'NAPHTHA The Cheapest and Besi Fnei .... ho Market. With it you can run a vapor store for one half cent per hour. Give U9 a call and be convinced. . " Schoch & Stahlneckor, v , Middleburgb, Pa -v ' OLD COPIES WANTED. " ncl... A.. 11 r- viui-i iu uuinpiuie our nies we the following named issues of P06T: tJly 8, Sept. 10, 18G9; Oct. G, M870; Jan. 26, 1871; Apr. 17' ? ; Nov. A, Dec. 23, 1875 ; Mar pi', May 15, 1879 Feb. 17 MO, 1881; Apr. 23,; 1883, 27, June 12, and Octuhcri (j884; Sept. 17, 1885 ;Man28, H Oct. 28, Dec. 23,188G; 1887. s.' 'J T of our readers having copies above l?"? W1 confer' a T oy letting iis inow. Such ' good coiirlitioii will jtfU, i II i .. i ill Sano-Rio Th ptruliar runriiun of women mi tut be kt)l yI- -ruv mame . DturnV oroun rvitu- for FEMALE COMPLAINTS " n't. u Ihry iro wronff. .For all thoi pain, Invirulatitlmi nd rtimrulllpinaraniijronC Dl K"Hy H'pllnd Hrtl, .linla th I inon JOIlUIUtl,j liuly horwir neiifiTO bii PHin in niniinir OvartM In 10 Mlnut-. Hiniplly iwttrvrn llMuUi'ho, Num, Blood ncl bladder Trouble. Yuntnew, (fervoui neam Fear and Denpomlenejr. UurM LenoorrlMua, Womb Oomplainta, III.- PlaeemenU, BaPkarhe, Hearing Down aim and all Female Uloordera. fltk iMRorenew and Kleeratlunt. DhMraLfT 11 llwaplrlto and Vltallira the whole frame. CAZaf Snle. Nure and Atoluteljr Hitrmlva. iaf One bOo. box will oompU'te a cure In ordinary eiui.ii. tmne in diihI "OLn BV almki;iit dlUrd ALL I AIR " n,lllll'l ln l,llUn wrapper on IN TEN MINUTES! TfePtiiedoCo Cartoa Bf. Chlcajo RoM In Mlildli'hiirirh. Pa., liyMldillcbiirif Prii(r Co.; Ml. ifliuiit Mill iy llDiirf llarUIni; ; o3 Penns creek by J. W. Huinpucll. Hnil GEN. . ROGSZIi'S UNIFORM. If- ' imJawm??m' . 7' i kibbi hirt. ihei4r Hrumt Mftr eaconraytaffljr. "But I moai aa a 8trlnK Aronad Ilia Hat. (COnfea tht In that blf cmoUonal II liiar. a Mai. Men you don't quit fulfill our ezpeo- . tctiona. Beallim U what w want Aniongr the Virginluna who huve re- Couldn't you manage to ahed m few cently visited Washington there ha genuine tears? been no more atriking figure and none j "Well," she annwered, HI never made on whom more eyea were turned in od-1 apeclalty of genuine tears, but ril miring gaze than the stalwart form ' try. When I come to that scene to- Society. i i la a ! i I gaze 1 1 . V. .. HA..An..nMK ' ot ben. 1 nomas U. liomtcr, says tne Iiichmond (Va.) TimcK. A newly ap pointed ofllcer asked Keener where he was going to huve his uniforms made. "They will cost you a lot of money," said he. "I have had six suits made and they cost me TU0." "I will only need," responded Kovser, "a flannel shirt which 1 can buy here anywhere on the avenue; a pair of shoulder straps, and n string or piece of braid around my hat to designate that I am nn officer. "You will liave to get a flue horse, general," continued the interlocutor. "Gen. Butler has had a $400 black stal lion presented to him, and other gen erals have secured fine horses." "Well," replied Roster, "I have some good stock down ou my farm ; but from whut I enn learn a horse will not be the suitable thing In Cuba; I think a mule will be best, and it is my expectation to ride it mule." It may be that this confederate vot ernn with his flannel shirt and Rtring ni-ound his bat, bestriding a mule, will not lie cxiwtly in trim to court an amorous looking glass or caper nim bly in a lndy'B chamber to the luscivi- ouh pleading of a lute, but for n Muck : Douglas ready for the devil's own work ln desperate encounter commend us to the "Prince of Albemarle. KAISER'S SONS CONFIRMED. night, IU thluk ot that back salary you owe me. W ashlngton Star. Eaemy la Dlagala. "So you used to know your wife's first husband?" "Yes, and I thought he was a friend ot mine; but I know now that he de- I ceived me." " "How was that?" "Ilo used to tell me every time he got a chance what a lovely, sweet woman his wife was." -Cleveland Leader. Aa Impreaalv Oeoaaloa In the Fam ily of Grrmauj'a lm-peror. At the kaiser's express wish the con firmation of his two eldest sons took placs on a recent Sunday at the Frled enskirche, in rotsdam, the scene of the kaiser's own elnseguung, kjxhmuI trains conveying the imperiul family and its guests (alxiut 70 in number) from Herlin to rotsdam. The emprcw had, with her usual thouglitfulness, invite her son's musters to be present at the confirmation, ami the princes themselves hud been allowed to bring seven cadets, the companions of their studies and games, with them for this event. The FriedeuskirvJie, udjoining which is the mausoleum where Kaiser Kriedrich lies at rest, bad been beuuti- fully decorated with shrubs and flow- j ers for the importunt service, which was a choral one. The young princes wore oflWrs' uniform of the First foot gunrl. with the orange ribbon of the order of the lilneV Kagie, uml, its is the custom at the confirmation of the roynl family, each reiwl In a clear voice a confession of faith pomponm! by himex'lf. After thin service a con gratulatory reception was held nt tht stailtBchloss In Potsdam, which wua followed by a breakfast there. In ac cordance with another (rerninn cus tom, the princes were the recipients of numerous presents In honor of their confirmation, nnd severnl high decora tions were conferred on the crown prince. KEEPING STEP WITH THE MUSIC ! SnIiKtltute. i "You want u trip to the seaside' Nonsense, Jones! Put a little salt in you morning tub, eat fish nt every meal, walk up to town and back so at I to tiro yourself out, sleep on the floor. nnd let the house bo dirty, and you'll fuuey you're at Margate," Pick-AIs-Up. Nut That Kind. Mrs. Ilardcush I want you to get me a divorce from my husband, one an allowance of $l..'i0li a your. Lawyer How much is his income' Mrs. Ilanlcusb It's nliout that. 1 woum n t asx lor more than n man ( makes. I am not that kind. N. Y I Weekly. j She llnal an Itlro. j Professor In China criminals ar often sentenced to be kept awake un til insanity and death result. Now hiw do you suppose they keep them from falling n sleep? I Little Girl (oldest of a small family) I expect they give 'em a baby to take care of. Tit-Uits. Not Afraid Then. Little Cleorgie Do your folks ever lutve family prayers before break fast? Little Albert No; we only have prayers when we po to bed. We nin't afraid in the daytime. Cleveland Plain Dealer. M-n Who ".ever ;' Tlirir lft Foot H'.oUril th Ilt-uvr Tu a( th Dram. It is c curious fact, snys a veteran, rtutt some men never lenrn to keep step perfectly. There are some men, old soldiers perhaps, who can't help falling into step when they bear mar tini music the left foot down at the heavy tup of the drum. The very great majority of men can leurn to keep step, but there are men who cant keep step, or, as likely h not, march with the right foot down at the heavy tup. Somehow their left foot never gets hooked on to tbut heavy tap us it should. Every old soldier will recol Wt such iiMn anybody can we such nien at a military parade, and this not as a result rrf eonftmlon doe to two bands of ui&rio, orsn ahead and the Other nt thelrenr, but lack of tbe ex:et time keeping Instinct. The commanding officer of a com pany may bn seen marching within clear sound orf his own music, with his right foot down at the heavy tnp, while the company will le all right. I have Ben a oommnnder of a grand army post marching in time with the musle, but with his right foot down at the heavy tap, and, ns likely as not, he was a mnn who served from one end of the wnr to the other. The simple fact appears to be that there are some men, ns I snld, who never get their left foot fully and un failingly hooked on to the heavy tap of the drum. lrvM-lilnT and PrucClelinr. The Doston Transcript tells a school story which enforces the Icttson that preaching Is of little use without prac ticing. In a school in Uostou not far above tho prlmury grade, tha teacher was one day reading u story the sub ject of which was borrowing. She sup plemented tho rending with some re marks of her own, which she closed with this parting admonition : "Above all tilings, children, when you have oc casion to borrow, never forget to re turn the borrowed article. Do not put tho person who was kind enough to ac commodate you to the trouble of send ing for It." While she was still speak ing, a knock was heard at the door. "Come In," said the teacher, as soon at she had finished her sentence, pupil from another department entered, and stood waiting. , "Well, whet Is It plenee?" said the teacher. "Misi Blank says," the visitor called out, to a voice loud enough to be heard all ove the room, "wl'l yru be kind enough tc In a KrnrttcVy Town, Visitor What wus the strength ol the re.riment you sent to the front from here? Native Four hundred nnd clphty she colonels, 50 penrnils, 140 majors and six privates. N. Y. Truth. The OliJ Mrnnicl. Uvea of wealthy men remind us That no maxter what we're worth, Kncli flDorweilliiK day will II ml us Striving on to iret tha varth. -Cleveland Leader. A IIKI'-IMTION. Chlmmie Wot kind ot a ting Is dii gorilla warfure? Billy Aw, dut's de Spanish style when dey makes inonkeysof dcrsclves. Collier's Weekly? Ilia Cory lleenrd. Ha for his country nobly bled, And never heedttwed; A doctor he, I ihouldhave said Th troops lie vaccltMited. Town Tonics. A Carlo. Browne They muke those folding bods to resemble everything now. Towne Yes; I even saw one the other day that resembled a bed. Brooklyn Life. A Oeatl Hint. lie Your sweet face is my book oi life. I swear it. She But your oath is not valid un til you have kissed tho book. N. Y. Journal. Nice and Amy He get a every week. Mamie Ycsj eight Up to Date. Round. nice round silver dollars. HlplnT Him Oat. Mr. Wallace A woman has more changes of mind than than Mrs. Wallace Than she has t dresses, dear. Cincinnati Enquirer. RaaalBaT nigrh. Doctor Your pulse is racing alarm ingly. Patient Yet; I am thinking of yout little bill. St. Paul's. , Dim as Yst. "Have you any expectations, Jack?" "1 can tell you better, Julia, after I AeeXA A''' , Safer Than laoal. Chawlcs Are you goiug to the sea-, shore, this summer? Augustus Oh, no; they say It will be j dangerous there, this season. I "Nonsense! Not near so dangerous as usual! All of the mothers with mar riageable daughters are afraid to go i down there this year!" Yonkert j Statesman, j ller Valae. i The one with the diamonds and pre- 1 clous stones looked the other ovel patronizingly. "How is it you never wear any or-. nainentr she asked nt lust. ! "I do not find it necessary to add t j my value In that way," was the re- ( ply, and thus the feud began. Chicago Post. j j ol A J : a ( lKArrested s ) 1 J Hfe or not chewing VP (Si "He don't chew Battle Ax, ycr Honor." "He looks it!" Ignorance of the Law is no excuse, but ignorance of BATTLE AX is your misfortune not a crime and the only penalty is your loss in quan tity as well as quality when you buy any other kind of Chewing Tobacco. Remember the name when you buy again. occocoooooooo Klondike AluHkul Wliy tin tvt your nlmre ol I lie un'iit toriunen In In ri'iltr.e(! from the wninlertiil (llsrdverles nlrciuly nmite Hint to he ninitr In tlil New Klon-.llkf-AliiMk-i:iclri.lu- THK WASHINCI TdN liOl.ll FIICl.DS KXI'I.OHATION fOM I'ANY iiiiiIiT IN I'liunu'li r Ik nUllidrl.i'il Iu )nw p"i't fur ninl miiilre .Mlnin I Inllns nml l'riii ' rlieo ill tile wniiili-rtill I Ui'IiIh f Klomllkr itml .M.inka. Immense rnrtimeH live Hlremly Im rn reiilleiliiuil inllllii h Im ie II l e liunlc tlirru. Will yoil hIIihv IIiIh ycl.len 0Mtrt Unit y to I'Bn yuii liy? A few ilnllitrn InVuHled In in Mils iiiKlerliiklnc limy l the fnniKliitiiiii to yi.ur furl line. The mull to the woinlerllnl nee enHitilten iliiinettiute avlioii. Tile llmt in I lie lla-i.l the llr.t In fortune. No m.i Ii oiiportuiiity hiu ever lii'en leeiile, In the ienile of the pix'tient trt!lieriitlnn tm U fiV'-reil in thi Klou (like AlilHkH (iol.l Klellix. All nhlliellnlileen K' their full iroirtinh of all irnlitH No divi ilemlH .tre tnmle on stock I'i'iiiiilninK iiiihoIiI. Simil your nnltTNeneloHiiiK One llnlliir for eneh nlmre of fully mit-up unit nmi-iiMMeHMjihle sttiek ilenire.l to the WASIIINUToN Col. I) F1ICI.DH KXI'l.UltATKiX COMPANY, Tncoina, Wuhli inioii. 'the following Ttteonifi ileiitern iu HiipplleH for the Kloniflke mit Aliihkii tnnle lire htia'kliolil rrn in the 'oUIhiii) ami will inform you reviipl IllK tho reliiihlliiy of itH ollleers ; M,,u1y .V (liinu, (Iroei-rien; A. F. llnk.'i, l irm t'o. ; MoitIh OroHnCo., Iiry tooil nml CIc.hiHK ; W. li. Kowliinil, Out litter; llui-o IMil, Ti ulx Tneoii n ilArilwure Iu, " 1 yr. Agents m Money This Is the opportunity i t :i llii-llir.e. Ajjehls me luukliiK S."o lo KI-IO a wi 1 1;. M. ; ii. r.'s. FITZHUGII LEE, uml liileC'oiiKtil tli'lieralloCtilm, WrilesaluiLiknii MTDFSpiI War. We haveiin piehHfureiirly I ssiie, (iei.eml Ue's own story ol l uha ttiul I he Spanish War, to lie prniluced 1m HiilistahHiil iMii kol over N 0 pitltes, Txu'v Inches Iu size mill almost 0ND HUNDRED ILLUSTRATIONS. This Is tlip only niilheiitlr work piilillslirtl nn Mm nun Hiihjeei, ixrupyllitf tho inlmls ol the eiillro clvlll.frt world. OUTFITS READY- fflSSK! Lose no lluie, Hctnt once. Write lor lull partic ulars to THE 1NTENAT10NAL SOCIETY, 91 93 Fifth Atc. New York. PubllMhera mf General l.ee'w Hook Oiirnnilinrli'd idlsirlbtitirs mu limited In ml parts of the 1'. M. 7-Kl-4in. f 4 m V I I . ! 'i i.- i ii Look I Look I Lok nt ynupHflf when yon elutliiiitr nt iii y Ht.nt', I kn ( .-'illitlv in sti ck tliej best nn.. ,i. lino of JiiitH ninl (icnts' C'i-1. Kiirtiisliiiiir (lood.-i, I'ihIci-wi Cups. Cull to M(m my stock. W.B. B3fSS'5BR0fHEHH0ODSr SuNli;i!Y, l'KXNA sf A I,' WANTFP SKVF.RA I. Tlll'HTWOHTH Y nerm im in thin mute to nuuilme our liuni- nes. In their own and m srliy coiintli's. It In inninly oHlee work eonilucieu nl Home, nainry ntrniKht S'.KIO a yiar and exiene dellrlte, liouullde, no more, no Irxa Hilary. Mcnthly tf,H. Meferi'nees. rnclawp a H-lf nildieiwcd alnmptl envelope, llerliert K. Hess, I're.t,., Dept. M, liilt'BKu. MMfit. Farmers Break tho Buggy Monopoly. H Is elidmcd that, for years liiiKuy nnii.itfne ttirrrs have seemed exnrljliunt priees for their (roods, but. reuenlly, tlirouU the conilitned as- uiut..n.afif (1m furinitru nf town. Illinois fjnd other stntes, Hfakh, KoKni-f a Co., f ilhlonifn, nave KOI' llie puew in wu iikk " ... l.Wi; Top Hukr-Iun, i-t.W : T'p Stirrles. 11:1.75 uml upwards, st.d they nre shlpplnif llieiii in immense numbers direct to funnels In every statu. Tliey send an Immense ituuKy I'atnlnuiie free, postpaid, to any one who asks for It. This eerlalnlv Is a bli vletory tor th tanner, but u severe blow to the carriage uittiiufacliirers and acajcrs. i-ii-i.h. ItJo-w BooU. Froo. A valuable book givinst complete information bow I successfully cure consumption and other lung diseases will be sent free to tho renders of thtH rnper. ddiT Pr. Ttin'r.. A. . ... - r ii. A SUMMER SAIL in ladies' shoes is a plciis.tn voyage afoot, Por tho ;il-x uro it gives, tliero's no . i liko our sale. Crowd- :wt enjoying it, and securiiir ;i i prettiest, coolest and best (ii ting Summer shoes now m u. ufactnred, at prices At I. ii i. buycis find it a pleasiirt- to pay. Eoi houso or -trcct Wear, pleasure or every-dny practical purposes, walhiuj;, riding, or driving, wc supjily tho ideal shoes demanded by fashion and the dictates of individual taste. Lad its, whoever claims Your hands, by all means surrender you feet to these shoes. a.EGMN.Sl'llY Wanted-An Idea Who civil thlrt of nono rinipio tlllUC 'O TMtKtlit i-