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The text It Eatiur Yii, 10. "So tney l-angd Ha n'anonthegallovri be had prepared for MorUecai." Here la an oriental courtier, avbout the moat offenelve raeji in Hebrew hla torr. Heman by Mint. He plotted" for the daatrucUon ot the leraeUtlah na tion, and I wonder not that in aonie ot the Hebrew ernacotuee to this day when Maaiaa a name Is mentioned the oont-reKaUon ellnch their flats and atamp their feet -and cry.' "Let his neine he biotted ewt!" . Haman was prime minister in the magnificent court of Persia. Thoroufhly appreciative ot the heetor conferred, he expects every body that he passee to he obsequious. Coming In one dsy at the gate ot the palace, the servants drop their heads In honor of his office, but a Hebrew named Mordecal c-ases upon the pass ing dignitary without bending hla head or taking oft his hat. He was a good man and would not have been negligent of the ordinary courtealee of life, but he folt no rope4-t for Haman or the nation from which ho had come. Se he could not be hypocritical, and while others made oriental aalaam, getting clear down before this I'.lme minister when he rasaed. Mnrderal, the Hebrew, relaxed not a muscle of his neck and kept his chin clear up. Because of that affront Haman gets a decree from Ahaaeurus, the dastardly king, for the massacre of all the lei sell tea, and that, ef course, will Include Mordecal. To make a long atory short, through Queen Eather thia whole plot was re vealed to her husband, Ahasuerus, One I night Ahaaeuerus, who was afflicted I with insomnia, in his sleepless hours calls for his secretary to read htm a few paasagea of Persian history, and s while awav the nlfjht. In the booK read that night to the king an account waa given of a conspiracy, from which klordecai, the Hebrew, had saved the klng'a life and for which kindness Mor decal had never received any reward. Herman, who had been fixing up a nice gallows to hang Mordecal on, waa walking outside the door of the king's sleeping apartment and was callcj in. The king told him that he had just had read to him the account of some one who had saved his (the king's) life, I and he asked what reward ought to be ar'.ven to aurh a one. Self-fon-'futrd ! j Herman, supposing that he himself was i to get the honor, and not Imagining for j a moment that the deliverer of the I king's life was Mordecal, says, "Why. your majesty ought to make a triumph j 1 for him and put a crown tin him and : set him on a splendid horse, high step- j I pine and full blooded, and then have j one of your princes lead the horse through the streets crying: 'Bow the knee! Here comes a man who has ; saved the king's life!' " Then said ! Ahaauerus tn severe tones to Haman: ; "I know all about your scoundrellsm. ' Now you go out and make a triumph for Mordecai. the Hebrew, whom you hate. Tut the bi-si saddle on the finest horse, and you. the prince, hold the ' stirrup while Mordecal pets on and then lead his horse through the street. Make j haste!" What a spectacle! A comedy ana tragedy at one and the same time. i There they go! Mordecal. who had been despised, now starred and robed in the stirrups. Haman, the chancel lor, afoot, holding the prancing, rear- ' Ing. champing stallion. Mordecal bends his neck at last, but it la to look down ai the degraded prime minister walk ing beneath him. Husza for Mordecal! Alas for Haman! liut what a pity have the gallows, recently built, en tirely wasted! It Is 50 cubits high and built with care, and Haman had erect ed It for Mordecal, by whose stirrups he now walks as groom. Stronger and mure startling than any romance, there go up the steps of the scaffolding, side hy aide, the hangman and Haman, the ex -chancellor. "450 they hun;eJ H n.an on the gallows that he had pre pared for Mordecal." Although so many years have passed since cowardly Ahasuerus reigned and the beautiful Esther answered to his whims aud Persia perished, yet froaa the life and death of Haman we suavy draw living lessons of warning and in struction. And first we come to the practical suggestion that when the j heurt la wrunK th.iiKs very Insignificant ; will destroy our comfort. Who would j have thought tiiat a gt-at prime minis- ' tr. admired and applauded by mil- ' lions of Persians, would have been ee ' awtiivd and hartutsed by anything trtv- , lei? What more could the great dig- , aitary Lave wanted than his cUar.ua aaad attendants and palaces and tan- j ula. If affluence of circumstances j ean make a men contented and happy, surely Haman should have been con tented nod happy. No. nfordscai's re fusal of a bow takes the glitter from the gold and the epaed from the char iots. With a heart puffed up with every Inflation of vanity and revenge. It was Impossible for him to he happy. The silence ef Mordecal at the gale was louder than the braying of trumpets in the palace. Thus shall it always be if the heart is not right. . Circumstances the most trivial will disturb the spirit. Jt in not the great calamities of life that creete the moat worrimeot I have seen men, felled by repeated blows of misfortune, arising from .the dust, never desponding . Jiut the most of the disquiet which men euaTsr is from In eignlfl'.aot causes, ns a lion attacked by some beast of prey turns easily .arottnd and slays him, yet runs roar inn through the forests at the alight lag on his brawny neck of a Uw In sects. Tou met eo.ne great lose In baslnenn with comparative compoenre, but jrou ean think ot petty' trickeries Inflicted upon you which arouse all your capacity for wrata and remain la' jour heart aa Mbearable annoyance. If you look back upon your life, yon will And that the most ot the vexations ! and disturbances of spirit which you! felt were produced by circumstances that were not worthy of notice. It you want to be happy rou must not care for trtflea. Do not be too minute In your Inspection ot the treatment you receive from others. Who cares whether Mordecai bows when you pass or stands erect and stiff aa a cedarT That woodman would not make much clearing; in the forest who would atop to bind up every little bruise and scratch he received In the thicket, nor will that man accomplish much for the world or the church who Is too watchful and appreciative ef petty an noyances. There are multitudes of peo ple In the world constantly harrowed because they pass thslr lives not In searching out those things which are attractive and deserving, but In spying out with all their powers of vision to see whether they csnnot And a Mor decal. Again, I learn from the life of the man under our notice that wo. Idly vanity and sin are very anxiou to have piety bow before them. Haman waa a fair emblem of entire worldtl ness and Mordecal the representative of unflinching godliness. Such were the usages of society In ancient times that had this Israelite bowed to the prime minister it would have been an acknowledgement ot respect for his character and nation. Mordecal would therefore have alnned against his re- ; llglon had he made any obeisance or dropped his chin hslf an inch before Haman. When therefore proud Ha man attempted to compel a homage which waa not felt, he only did what the world ever alnce haa tried to do when It would force our holy religion In any way to yield to Its dictates. Dan iel, it he had been a man of religious compromises, would never hsve been thrown Into the den ot lions. He might hsve made some arrangements with King Darius whereby he could have retained part of his form of re ligion without making himself so com pletely obnoxious to the Idolaters. Paul might have retained the favor of his rulers and escaped martyrdom If he had only been willing to mix up his Christian faith with a few errors. His unbending Christian character was taken as an Insult. Fagot and rack and halter In all ages have been only the different ways In which the world has demanded obei sance. It was once, awav up on the top of the temple, that satan com manded the holy one ot N'assreth to kneel before him, but it is not now so much on the top of churches aa down in the aisle and the pew and the pul pit that satan tempts the espousers of the Christian faith to kneel before him. Again, learn the lesson that pride goelh before a fall. Was any man ever so far up aa Haman, who tumbled so far down? Tes, on a smaller scale every day the world sees the same thing. Against their very advantages men trip Into destruction. When Uod hun.bles croud men. It Is usually at the moment of their greatest arroganoy. i If there be a man In your community greatly puffed up with worldly success, you have but to stand a little while and )vu will nee him come duw n. You say, "1 wonder that God allows that man to go on riding over others' heads and making great assumptions of power." There is no wonder about It. Haman has not vet got to the top. Pride is a commander, well plumed and capar isoned, but it leads forth a dark and frowning host. We have the best of authority for saying that "pride goeth before destruction and a hautv spirit before a fall." The arrows from the Almighty's quiver are apt tu strike a man when on the wing. Goliath shakes his great spear In defiance, but the small stones from the brook E!ab make him stagger and fall like an ox under the butcher's bludgeon. He who Is down cannot fall. Vessels scudding under bare poles do not feel the force of the atorm, but those with all sails set cspslse at the sudden de scent of the tempest. Again, this oriental tale reminds us of the fact that wrongs we prepare for others return upon ourselves. The gallows that Haman built for Mordecal became the prime minister's strangula tion. Robespierre, who sent so many to the gullotlne, had hla own head chopped off by the horrid Instrument. The evil you practice on others will re coll upon your own pate, slanders come home. Oppressions come home. Cru elties come home. You will yet be a lackey walking be side the very charger on which you ex pected lo ride others down. When Charles I., who had destroyed Stafford, was about to be beheaded, he said: "1 basely ratified an unjust sentence, and the similar Injustice I am now to un dergo Is a suiislble retribution for the punishment 1 Inflicted on an innocent man." Furltiermofe, let the story of Haman teach us how quickly turns the wheel of fortune. One day, excepting the king, Haman was the mightiest man kt Persia, but the next day a lackey. Bo we go up, and so we come down. You seldom find any man 20 years in the same clrcunirlencts. Of thoss who In political life 2J years ago were the most prominent, how few remain in conaplc ultyl Political parties make certain men do thslr bard work and then, after uelng them as hacks, turn them out on the commons to die. Every four years there Is a compute revolutioa, and about MM assa .who fiuakt Mrtalaly to be the neat prssldsnt are akamaf ully disappointed,, while gome who tils any ars obscure and povrt-sbijua' will ride upon the shoulders ef the people and take their turn at admiration and the spvik ef affoe. Oh, hew tnlekly the wheel turns! Ballot boxes are the steps on which men eome down aa of ten. as the go up. - Of those who were lone ago successful la the accum ulation of property how few have not met with reverses! While many of those who then were straitened la cir cumstances now hold the bonds and the bank keys of the nation. Of all tickle things In the world fortune la the most fickle. Bvery day shs chan ges her mind and woe to the man who puts any confidence In what she prom ises or proposes! She' cheers when you go up, and she laughs when you come down. Oh, trust not a moment your heart's affections to this change ful world! Anchor your soul In Ood. From Christ's companionship gather your satisfaction. Then, come iaf.'ow or gladness, success or defeat. Hones or poverty, honor or dlsgracs, health or sickness, life or death, time or eternity, all is yours, and ye are Christ's, and Christ is God's. Again, 'this Hainan's history shows us that outward possessions and cir cumstances cannot make a man happy. While yet fully vested la authority and the chief adviser of the Persian mon arch and everything that equipage and pomp and splendor of residence could do was his hs Is an object lesson of wretchedness. There are to-day more aching sorrows under crowns of royal ty than under the ragged caps of the houseless. Much of the world's afflu ence and gaiety Is only misery In colors. Many a woman seated at her apple stand Is happier than the great bankers. The mountains of worldly honor ars covered with perpetual snow. Ti.i.icrlune conquered half the world but could not subdue his own fears. Ahab goea to bed aick because Naboth will not sell him his vineyard. Herod Is In sgony becsuse n little child Is born down In Bethlehem. Great Felix trem bles because a poor minister will preach righteousness, temperance and Judgment to come. From the time of Louie XII to Louis XVIII was there a straw bottomed chair In France that did not sit more solidly thsn the great throne on which the French kings reigned? Were I called to sketch misery In Its worst form I would not go up te the dark alley of the poor, but up the highway over which prancing Bucep hall strike the sparks with their hoofs and between statuary and parks of stalking deer. Wretchedness la more bitter when swallowi! from gemmed goblets than from earthen pitcher er pewter mug. If there are young peo ple here who are looking for this posi tion and that circumstance, thinking that worloiv success will bring peace of the soul, let them shatter the delu sion. It Is not what we get; It Is what we sre. Dsnlel among ths lions Is happier than King Darius on his throne and when life is closing brilliancy of worldly surroundings will be on solace. Death is blind and sees no difference between a king and his clown, between the Nazarene and the Athenian, be tween a bookless hut and a national library. The frivolities of life cannot with their giddy laugh, echoing from heart to heart, entirely drown the voice of a tremendous conscience which says: "I am immortal. The stars shall die, but I am immortal. One wave of eter nity shall drown time tn Its depths, but I am Immortal. The earth shall have a shroud of flame, and the heavens flee at the glance of the Lord, but I am Im mortal. From all the heights and depths of my nature rings down and rings up and rinjrs out the word 'im mortal.' " A good conscience and as surance of life fternul through the Lord Jesus Christ are the only securi ties. The soul's happiness is too large a craft to sail up the stream of worldly pleasure. As ship carpenters say, it draws too much water. This earth is a bubble, and It will burst. This life Is a vision, and It will soon pass away" Time! It Is only a ripple, and it break eth against the throne of Judgment. Our days! They fly swifter than a shuttle, weaving for us a robe of tri umph or a garment of shame. Begin your life with religion, and for Its greatest trial you will be ready. Every day will be a triumph, and death will be only a klng'a servant calling you to a royal banquet. , In olden time the man who was to receive the honora of knighthood waa required to spend the previous night fully armed and, with shield and lance, to walk up and down among the tombs of the dead. Through all the hours of that night his steady step was heard, parade and ths sound of cornets the honors of knighthood were bestowed. Thus it shall be with the good man's and when morning dawned amid grand soul In the night before heaven. Ful ly armed with shield and sword and helmeA, hs. shall watch and wait until the darkness fly and the morning break, and amid the sound id celestial harplngs the soul shall take the hon ors of heaven amid the innumerable throng with robes snowy white streaming over seas of sapphire. Uecalvael by a Sou(. On one occasion while Emma Thurs by was stopping in Cologne she was In vited by Dr. Ferdinand Hillur to, come to bis house and sing a nightingale song which be had written especially (or her voice. The aria was florid and it great compass and filled with exceed nglr brilliant cadenxas. Miss Thursby had, not sung mora than half a dossn oars whsn she was surprised to hear an tlmttst Identical performance in an ad lolnflnf room. Hlller clapped bis hands lellghtadly; but the secret of his pleas ure faa mystery to Miss Thursby. He ))p told her thai ths screened sing er was hla favorite nightingale, whose song .he had tried to Imltats In his own Ton-ifosltloa. Concert Ooer. 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Many others have testified j to the prompt relief from pain which j this hmtcent affords. For i-nlo by 1 all Dl ujZtfli-ts. A CfltlcUstt. Annt lVbby Yes, indeed. I'm as economizln' as anybody in some things, but I don't think churches oug-bt to go around sboppln' to get cheap ministers. '. r. World. It Wasn't n Pnlace. film I suppose the count proponed aiter seeing her home? Flam No. That was just tbe trouble, lie saw ber home Urooldyn Life. Ilomewflo Peace. Old Doctor How do you get along wtth your husband now, Mrs. Magnire? lira. Maguixe Very nlody, thank ye. lie 's dead.-N. Y. Weekly. From Hie View. The Dupe Toll me tbe worstl Tbe Doctor (gloomily) You win soon be up-and arouud. N. Y. Evening Journal. Van Ilrl She Dee. Yeast When a woman plants her foot, what dors she grow? Crimson beak Why, sbe grows road, feneraJly. Yonkers Statesman. perfectly Nataral. . 6unduy School Teacher why did Eve rat tbe apple? Brlgbt Pupil Ikcause tbe Lord told ber not to. Puck. Jaat Like am Baa-lieaaana. fogf Feoderaon is a good enough fellow, but ba ia terribly alow at seeing a Joke. Bass la bet Fogg lie slipped on a piece of oranga peel tbe otber day and bad a f alb Every body laughed, but Fendsrson could nt see the point of tbe Jobs. flme Wot surprising. Fogg lis saw it about 84 bourn later, bowsver, when another fellow did tbe same thing. Tlt-Blts. His Ulstlnetlea. albuj Weliwood Yea, I belong to tbe Daugbtera of tbe Devolution, and I pride myself upon being tbs most dls- Migulsbed member of tbs society, Mr. Dargrcaves indeed I I aupposa you trace your Lineage back to soma nisn who was a lion in bis day, sbt ) Miss Weliwood Mo my great-grtair grandfather waa .only, a private, bu) I re in all I can learn ba seems lo nave been tbs only ons la tbs whole army Clavalactt Leader. . , . ( , ; arna ltngnaae. ' - Strang lengueg I hats, yet It might la Its piece ' Pernes nulls sseussble be, But the chsp who sate colons and Islks la . my fscs, Ills language Is toe strong for me. 1 . -U A. W. Dullatin. J SELTNSanow I ' - - "' U.L. MILLER, . - I keep constantly on band and k I factors to order all kind. nrW S 4 -Marble and Granite Uflllflrrt ill.il MMm Old Stones Cleaned and Xtopalrri LOW PRICES, laOwSX I have one of the best Ifarhi. tarn In tbe Stat, and C" turn out irood work w'1it pectfully ask aW.Du.ne. as- t ..' New War Songs and Music- Ten nf 41.. . . - .. . .uc mum popular nioe.. J SerSK? ia one of tho flna-l .T"? ever written. Th .V" " J ana the words , iD? with pat ioS AWO-Btep IR a finn in.t....- Piece ana will live fore vwV. . ,21 etur of the greatest naval eve7j the world'g'history. Either on j seut ou rppiAnt or. i ,uu,4 Address Populah Mdbic Co., '""""niwiiB, ma. 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Ilvirin 4i-ilaV k panish pimples, boils, blotches, blackliw! and thai aiJkly bilious conipluxion iy tav yascareu, oeauty tor ten cents, an una gists, SKiisiaction guarautfeU, it)u,'3v.8u" Union Steam Laundrs) Adarr3 6 Youtz, Prop's., Aiffliriburg, P FAULTLESS LINEN in crowiiinir fuaturo of eveniiiir dre TLe UNION FJN.ISU for wto tins Iuuudi7 wlainoussjHiukaplaiii1: of DulnHtakimr ttaro in everv detuil Colluru and piitfairoiiixl with m& iVOUY-LJIiB KD0ES, , Prices the Lwett Wo'lead j othora follow. Uoa Curlalni i Specialty. (. A. tJlITEMUS, Ag't., Middlcburg, Ft Bcr. Ton o n- vi .-t"TV w sw .'-fry 1 -T-.qi