The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, March 03, 1898, Image 3

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fectionery. , I hey may now be had (put ,
up in Tin Boxes, seventy-two in a box),
. price,' twenty-five cents or five boxes for
one dollar;: ; Any druggist will get them
j if you insist, and they
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" Successor to the late William II. Snyder.
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. - Continental, - V New York, 6,754.908.73
1 Y German American. New York, 6,340,098.83
: IJf?Matual Life Ins. Co. New York, $20i,638,983.
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FRANK S. RIEGLE,
MiDDLEncRGir, Pa
catalogue.
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SOME BEAUTY ROUES.
SlMim fAttalalB Um4
. iMki ! V(rl Klaa.
To Get Tata. Est a great deal of
chopped meat without any potato In Ik
Drluk little fluid of any, kind except
strong tea. Exercise a great deal with
out drinking and do not eat bread, but
ter or candy. Lemonade, acid drinks
of alii kinds, and saline mineral waters
are excellent. Drink a glass of clear
water before breakfast.
To Get Fat. Eat vegetables and
sleep after each meal. Oo to bed at
r.ine o'clock and lie in bed half an hour
after yen rcake op. Laugh a ifrent deal.
Drink water by the pint or the quart if
yam can. Drink weak and sweet tea
with plenty of milk in it. Take cod
liver oil and sweet oils as much aa you
can. Eat until you feel aa if you would
burst at the table. Tut plenty of but
ter oa your bread, and do not be nfratd
of ales, lagers and sweet winea. This
will guarantee a gain of Ave pounds a
month, and. It you can sleep a great
deal, of double that amount. .
To Hate a White Skin. Eat no meat
at all. Become a vegetarian; they al
ways have a bewutlful skin. Once In
six weeks or so eat s meal of fresh meat.
Thla does away with the tendency to
scurvy the curse of the vegetarian.
Drink as much water as you can, eat
little grease, atad touch no tea or coffee.
Your breakfast may be oatmeal and
oranges; your dinner fruit, nuts, fruit
tea preferably quince tea graham
muffias, cauliflower croquettes, marma
lade and dishes of stewed vegetables.
The diet is not so bad when you get
used to It. In large towns you will
find one or two restaurants catering to
such sh you.
To Become Very Muscular. Walk n
great deal, carrying something always
in the hands. This develops the arms.
To roll a hoop might be good if one were
brave enough to do so in public. Prac
tice lifting a little every day. Never
strain or tire yourself. Eat meat, drink
milk, and practice bending backward,
forward and sideways erery day. At
night rub about a tablesnoonful of
brtndy or rum into your skin on the un
der and tender part of the arms.
To Have Plump Hands. Rub them
with sweet oil night and morning. 1.x
erclse themby rubbing together. Never
wear tight sleeves or small gloves.
To Keep One's Feet Small. This is
difficult. The first sign thnt one has
passed youth is the tendency to wear a
larger pair of shoes and this is neces
sary. The feet spread and really grow.
To remedy this wear shoes as long as
can be managed, but not as wide as
seem necessary. Never wear old slip
pers around the house, unless they are
snug In the width, end be careful of
corns. These are never necessary
while the chiropodist exists.
To Have a Fine Color. Wash the face
with the Juice of preserved strnwber
rles in the winter, and in summer rub a
ripe berry on the face.
For a Smooth, White Skin, Without
Dieting. natho the face dnily with but
termllk. A preparation of tincture of
benzoin and rose wnter Is excellent for
whitening purposes. There are very
good prepared creams, but thee are
never cheap. Do not go under a dollar
for them if you want them compounded
of tine and pure materials.
lo Have Ones Garments Sweet
Roentnd. Make sachet bags nnd slip
them in the linings of drrtiie. They
win. it good at first, keep their scent
for n year or more. Fold the bodices of
the scented gowns and lay them ownr
hi air-tight boxes. This fills them with
scent. Philadelphia Times.
ENGLISH STUFFINGS.
Itrclitcs Which Arc Excellent anil
Kot Fonnd la the Cook llookn.
Here is a recipe for turkey nnd chick
en xtufllngwhichlhciienders.iys is very
different in its results from those given
In the cook books:
Crumble or grate the Inside of a stale
loaf or more of bakers' bread. Add pep
per and salt, the grated rind of a lemon,
and to one lonf half the juice, to two
loaves all of It; a little grated nutmeg,
a handful each of finely cut parsley
leaves and Hue white celery leaves;
thyme, aweet marjoram and summer
savory, using tbo leaves in preference
to the ground, and twice the quantity
of thyme as of the marjoram or savory.
Mix oil together dry and fill the crops,
putting all the remainder Into the
bodies of the fowls. As the filling is be
ing done, odd smaU pieces of good but
ter, which, together with the proper
basting, will give the dressing suffi
cient moisture.
Thla dressing is also excellent for
roast leg of porkwben you do not want
to simulate duck or goose with it.
"The recipe for the good old English
stuffing for ducks or geese," the sender
adds, "I never see In our cook books,
and do not find it used upon my neigh
bors' tables. People spoil these birds
with soft bread and muss."
This is the old recipe for stuffing for
geese, ducks, or a leg of pork:
Take equal parts of parboiled pota
toes cut 4nto inch-square cubes, and
onions cut up. Strain dry, add pepper
end salt snd sage leaves crushed up.
Prepare enough of the mixture to fill
the birds or pork with It and to ky some
of It under them In the roasting pan.
Keep this extrs filling under ttie birds.
Dish it separately, and serve it st the
table wfth tbc rest. N.Y. Sun.
Oat Uaaaa.
Separate two eggs, beat the yolks and
add half a pint of milk, half a cup of
finely-chopped dates, a enp and a half
of whole wheat flour, a tablespoonful
of melted butter and beat thoroughly t
add one teaspoonful of baking powder
and then stir In the well-beaten whites
of the eggs. Bake In hot, greased gem
pans In a quick oven for 10 minutes.
Boston Budget.
A fibrous preparation ef steel, made
In the asms manner as the soalled
"mineral wool," by passing aa ah blast
through molten steel, Is oomlnglnto use
for elesrrtng, polishing, ., instead of.
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Boston lo to have a restauraat
wherein only vegetable prod actions will
bs cooked sod screed.
Dogs art annually taxed two dol
lars tack in' Paris; but pupa art ex
empt until they art weaavd.
A Frenvh agriculturist has grafted
tomatoes upon potatoes, with the re
sult thst bis plsnt products pots toes
underground snd tomatoes above.
A jealous husband in Itellefonte, Pa.,
thought bis wife had too many ad
mirers, and te make her beauty less at
tractive, he shot off the lip of ker nose.
After sharpening an indelible lead
pencil, John Kaashsw, of Yonkers, N.
used the same knlfs to cnt bis corn.
Blsod polsoa resulted, snd the msn
died.
Stale sermons are not admired by
the archbishop of Canterbury. Be ad
vises bis clergy to burs their sermons
after tbey have been presl ed three
times.
Taxes sre remitted oa Tarls bouses
which sre unoccupied. If sny part of
the house ie untenanted, a correspond
ing reduetioa is made In the amount
of the tax.
A small inheritance came to a
London pauper st She sge of 70. De In
vited his friends to s champagne sup
per, and he drank so freely that within
three days bt died.
An undertaker at Leavenworth,
Kan., during the recent reunion of sol
diers In that city, displayed in the win
rinw of his coffin shop a banner with
these words. "Welcome. ComradesI"
The dairyman of Syria marches bis
goats to the bouses of his patrons, and
milks them on the street in sight of bis
customers. Should they express a wih
for the milk of any particular goat, the
wish Is gratified.
If one dollar were loaned fur 100
yeans, at six per cent., with the Interest
annually collected and added to the
prlneipal. the investment would amount
to $3-10. At eight per cent. It. would
amount to $2,203; at ten per cent., $13.
800. A gentleman who needed wifely
attentions was recently married at Van
Buren. Ark. fie interrupted the cere
mony long enough to adjust one of his
suspenders, both of which were held
!ri place at the back by the restraining
influence of one button.
A cord of wood, weighing 4.000
pounds, will yield nine gallons of alco
hol. 200 pounds of acetate of lime. 25
gallons of tar. and 85 bushels of chor
cool. Wood alcohol Is almost a perfect
substitute for grain alcohol for me
chanical and manufacturing purposes.
HELPED LAY OUT WASHINGTON.
Klrst America) Krirro to OIf Inarnlsli
Himself aa m Civil r.nclneer.
"It Is prat t y well known to those who
liave Informed themselves on the sub
ject that Miij. L'Enfunt, a French en
gineer, laid out the plans of Welling
ton," said a leading phyaiclnn, who
has given agroutdeu! of intention to a
study of the mrly hiKtory of that city,
"and Andrew Kllicott wus employed to
complete the work, the big property
owners of the duy being combined
Buuinst L'Knfnnt for the reason that
some of the lines laid down by him
ran Into their property, ns they un
derstood to the injury thereof, anil that
Kllicott did tlirish it. His nut generally
known, however thnt Kllicott's jmwer
fill engineer ntyrfstnnt was n colored
mnn.Iienjnminltnnckcrhy name. Ilane
ker was born and raised at Kllicott City.
Md. His remains nSu in the cemetery
there, unmarked and neglected, though
he was the first colored man todistin
guiHh himself n a mathematician and
civil engiireer In the history of this
country. He possessed a wonderful gen
ius for mnthomatics and the exact
sciences, nnd long Wfore he hnd gained
a prominence as it civil engineer was
the Author of an almnuac, which rnnked
as standard nuthority.
"Among others w-ho were attracted
by it wns Thomiut Jefferson, who free
ly admitted thnt the work of Itnneker
deferred and commanded his praise.
Tlaneker waw CO years of nge when he
ran the lines for the city of Washington.
He is deacribed as a fine-looking speci
men of a man, very distinguished In
appearance, hnvlng a head and suit of
white hnlr not unlike In general ap
pearance to the lnte Frederick Doug
lass, He wore a drab coat of superfine
broadcloth and a Qunker hat, with a
broaxl brim. It is not known exactly
how much was paid to Danekrr for bis
services, for engineers in thofce days
did not command the salaries of the
present times. Ellioott himself only re
ceived Ave dollars per day and expenses
for his services, which, the records
show, Jefferson thought too much. In
the letter to Muj. I.'Enfnnt relieving
him of the work, President Jefferson
states: 'Klicott la to go on to finish lay
ing off the plivn on the ground and sur
veying and platting 'the district. 1
have remonstrated with him on the ex
cess of five dollars per day and his ex
pense), and he has proosrd striking
off the lntter.' Under tbeee circum
stances It la not probable that Dnneker
wtls paid much, notwithstanding the
value of bis services. Kllicott was but
a lititle over half the age of bis assist
ant. Daneker, and he bad the greatest
confidence In him, depending ou him to
untie many of the engineering difficul
ties that were constantly met with
during the progress of their work. St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
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Reepouoible agents wanted iu every city and town.
Afraid He'd Be l.oaeaona.
Sunday-School Teacher Yes, chil
dren, the good go to Heaven; but all
who are bod in any sny w ho lie, steal,
swear, fight, think bad thoughts, or
who are selfish or envious or jealous
all such will go to the bad place. Why,
Charley, what are you crying for?
Vou will not go to Whe wicked place.
Charley I know 1 won't, but all the
rest o' my folks will Town Topics.
Talking; Thronab Her Hat.
Mra. Styles Don't yoa hate to go to
the theater, and have people talking
nearly the whole time just behind you?
Mrs, Mylcs Indeed, 1 do.
"Well, It happened to me Ins night.
There were a couple of men behind me
making remarks, nearly the whole
evening, about my hat." Yonkers
Statesman.
Others Think Otherwise.
Ha thinks he's a Christian, food and right,
My neighbor across the way;
But ha keeps a dog; that howl all night.
And a daughter that sings all day.
Indianapolis Journal
SEW BNGtXKRniKO TIOHM.
Traveler I had a terrible ride on this
plug road. Those awful curves they
really make one seasick.
Native Well, when we built the road
we bad to save money and in order to
avoid building bridges and tunnels we
"pigtailcd" the road around the moun
tains. Flicgende HIaettcr.
If lie II Could.
If I could garner wisdom ,
From each foolish thing I've don
I'd lie tho wisest tnortul
That walk beneath the un.
Town Topics.
A Choice of Kvlla.
Momma (during a heavy thunder
shower) Now, Ruth, I shall have to go
down and take care of the baby, butyou
must not be afraid, for renumber that
God is here and will take care of you I
Ruth (calling down the stairs five
minutes later) You come up here,
mamma, and stay with God, and I will
come down and stay with the baby.
N. Y. Trutb
A Real Help-Mate.
"When she married hlin, he was a
poor young oculist, but she's helped
him greatly."
"By economizing?"
"No, Hy carrying ber umbrella over
aer shoulder ail the time." Harlem
Life.
The Bad Uor Again.
Tommy (at the dinner-table) Mr.
Johnson, are you blind?
Mr. Johnson No, my boy. Why do
you oak?
Tommy Why, nothin', only sister
said you'd get your eyes opened if you
married that Grinder girL Tit-Bits.
N Casta far Worry.
Junior I wonder where and under
what circumstances I shall meet the
woman who will be my wife?
Senior Don't worry about that, my
dear fellow; the women will attend to
those little matters. Boaton Evening
Transcript.
Too Maeh Fraajreaa.
Mr. Chlpps (looking up from tho
paper) The doctors have, discovered
toother new disease.
Mrs. Chlpps Well, I wish they'd stop
looking for new diseases long enough
to find s cure for my old rheumatism.
-N.Y. Weekly.
Horr (ho Troth.
"How sad thst mso rooks," sigbed
Mrs, Tlbbsts. "Poor fellow, he has, no
ooubt, loved and lost."
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82 Pages, 18 by 12J Inches.
A general review of the advunri
and improvements made in the leml
ing braucues of farm induHlry dm
ing the hat half century.
Special arlicles by the betit ngi i
culturul writers, on topics w Licit
tbey Lave made their life ntudy.
llluHliutioim of old ftihhiouod im
p'.cuients.
A vust atnouct of practical infer
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line of Hats and Gents' (Jlotlimt,
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