The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, November 11, 1897, Image 7

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    M Ucatto
tags Catarrh:
jsgit dlasujseeble tfiecta Ot Cr
felt all ths yssr roaad, cold and
ncebls wests aggravates the
6r suU it is during the winter aea
t iu severest form is felt. Each
ydingyesr ssims to intensify the
,e, so that it gradually fatten its
ipon the aufferer with a grasp that
fft firmer each season.
WTh often appear as only s cold at
Uod ia hardly noticed. But gradn
'the cold returns, and it ia more
Ujtto enre.and stays longer than lor
L, Theaa symptoms cannot be mis
fcthey mark the fitt appearance of a
Le that will develop in severity and
Lrnacts, and which it ia impossible
Uwith the local treatment of sprays,
M, anu aiuiitar applications jciDg
Case of the blood, only a blood
Uj can have the slightest effect
,it b.s.s. t&wiit-aspeci&cj is tne
cure for Catarrh, because it is the
blood remedy which goes to the
of all obstinate and deep-seated
and forces out the disease.
T. A. Williams, a leading mer
it of Spartanburg, S. C, writes:
r four year I had nasal catarrh.
HUMNfl til f m mm mmmm tll1l1 AMA A
lit wis not long until I noticed that it
tpdnally growing worse. Of course
a iixitr treatment 01 nrst-ciass pny
U, but their remedies were applied
By, tnd the d Iseaaa seemed to be get
fiirmer hold en me all the while,
iter spending so much money for
Wnt which proved to be all in
tlwas urged to try S.S.S. This rem-
Wed tobs the right one, foritgotat
intue, and a lew bottles cured me
Wtlr. The cure -was a permanent
lull have not had a touch of the
Wfor many years. Swift's Specific
it only remedy that will have the
Mteffect upon Catarrh."
imn from Catarrh ahould get a
t os the disease before the cold
Itr ajrgravatea it. Those who hsve
inlying upon local treatment will
winter weather is all that ' is
M to show that the disease is still
them. A course of S.S.S. (Swift's
sic) will prove all assertions made
miithe only cure for Catarrh; itgoes
aerate of the trouble the blood
Wees out all traces of the disease.
jm't Specific is the only remedy
rescues real ODSunaie Diooa ais-
it cures Catarrh. Rheumatism.
', Contagious Blood Poison, Ec
Scrofula, and in fact every other
oi me Diooa. it is guaranteed
rely Vegetable
Jii the only blood remedy containing
pah, mercury or other mineral.
fkimailed free to any address by the
Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga.
Justice of the Peace
XU GONVB)YANGEJR-
HI- C. SltlNINUtK.
Middleburgh, Pa
tOWER.
E. E. PAWLIHG
JWER& PAWLING,
Attorneys-at-Law,
Hank Biilldtnsc. Miilillelrt Fa.
actions, Loans
Land Investments.
Kallalaa at. n a.
rntniv iMimtiri
MBport. Lycoming Co., Pa
awepted, subject to drafts or checks.
Hart of the world.
ItLINSOROVE. PA.
rMlonal business entrusted to mv earn
pfr Prompt and careful attention.
p.CROUSE,
MTORKRT AT LAW,
MlODLBBURO, PA.
'"IsiUesa Alit.ni.iro1 Ahl nau
Nolve rtroiunt attantlnn.
ah mile East efKlehlleld.
""ree for traveling men to drive
before or after meals.
w 7a Cfitlta nar Tlao
Its J
fitor communicate with tbe Editor
llr. who wm gtve aU needed lnfor-
(Is oudkstablish bd
SVnuaatvM Mo....
H Abova Callawltlll.
L' - - philabiiphia, pa.
rt New ManatrsmAnf -
ejD.00 per Week.
p. Miller, Prop'r.
ft
lTCTlTO OBTAINED.
DiaWt A k rwri.
The lesson waa from the prodigal son.
and the teacher waa dwelling on the
character of the elder brother. V
"Bui amid all the rejoicing." he aaid.
"there waa oa to whom the prepara
tion of the faaat brought no Joy. to
whom the prodigal's return gave no
pleasure, but only bitterness; one who
did not approve ot the faaat being held,
aad who had newish to attend iu Now
can any of yon tell who thla waa?"
There waa a breathless alienee, fol
lowed bya vlgorouscracklngof thumbs,
and then from a doaen aympathetio
little genluaea came the chorus:
"Please, atr. It waa the fatted calf I"
Aberdeen Journal.
Plainly State.
"Am I to understand." aald the candi
date, "that nothing will Induce you to
work for me?"
The professional politician looked at
him reproachfully and replied:
"I am surprised at you. A man of
your experience ought to know. air.
that nothing will not induce me to do
anything for anybody." Washington
Star.
Ttntnnl Row Incldeate.
Rudolph Pempernickle A baby fell
out of a fifth story window up the
street. Just now, onto a grocery store
awning, und aber, It wasn't hurt a bit!
liana Meyerhoffer (storekeeper)
Dot tai lucky! A baby fell out of a two
story wiDdow onto my awning, alretty
oncet, en' donner! it ripped a hole six
loot long In it I Brooklyn Eagle.
Geographical Item.
"What make you so late?" asked
Mrs. Chafile.
"Tbe teacher keipt me In because I
couldn't find Moscow on the map of
"No wonder you couldn't find Mos
cow. It was burned down In 1812. Its
an outrage to treat a child that war!"
N. Y. World. J
A Iteadr Advocate.
"What this country wants to do,"
said the reformer, "is to raise the re
qnlraments for office holders."
"Exactly o," replied Senator Sop
ghum; "and allow me to remind 3-011
that the principal requirements of an
office holder is his salary." Washing
ton Stsr.
Slightly Different.
"Now, really," said the Thoughtful
Man, "did you ever see a woman who
waa homely enough to atop a clock by
looking at It?"
"No," aaid the Nonsensical Chap, "but
I hare aee'n a woman stop a car by look
ing at the conductor." CiuclnnatlCom
merclai Tribune.
There la a DIBereace.
. "1 can argue with anybody here,"
aald the contentious man fiercely. "I
can argue "
"Oh, yes, you can argue," said the
quiet little man In tbe corner; "the
misfortune Is that you can't reason."
Boston Traveler.
Two Wars Win.
Foster Look here, Felton! I took
your advice on that horse Felldown.and
I'm dead broke. I thought you said
tbe owners were going to play him to
win?
Felton That's right. They did win.
They bet against him. Puck.
One Girl's Consolation.
When no one came her heart to win
It (tiled her full of woe.
But now she plays the violin.
And always has a bow.
N. T. Journal.
A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.
Mistress How Is it that one never
bears a sound in the kitchen when your
sweetheart is with you of nn evening?
Maid Please, ma'am, the poor fellow
ia so bashful yet; for the present he
doee nothing but cat. Leslie's Weekly.
Her Motto.
"Better late than never,"
Sho said as she turned the lock
He' d Just proposed and said good-night.
And II was 12 o'clock!
Chicago Record.
Aa Old Sinner.
Smithe Whenever I see Johnson I
am reminded of the proverb that tbe
good die young.
Browne But he's 73 If he's a day.
Smithe Exactly. That's just my
f
aw-PV
point Up-to-Date.
Wbr Men Submit.
She I don't see why you men allow
a political boss to attain such power.
lie Well, we have to choose be
tween our bos and the other party's
boss. Tow a Topics. '
A War Men Have.
"For awhile be was clean out of his
mind about that girl."
"And mow?"
"Oh, now the girl la clean out of his
mind." TU-BIU.
Probable.
"Are you aware that tbe male mos
quitoes do ot bite?"
"Is that ao? I'm afraid a good many
of them have been murdered by mis
takenPuck .
A Hew Wsseus , ' Vi'ij
First Ilusband How did you receive'
that bruise on your cheek?
Second Ilusband That was caused
by s wotnanU right Louisville Coup.
ler-Journalj
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
LESSON VII. FOURTH QUARTER. IMTBR-
NATtONAL SERIES, NOV. 14.
-T--"T-n. i1tttt1H.1T tl Mam
ry Tenae, SO, at OoMaa Text, Baas.
H-Oasusaatary by the Be D. M.
IT. "After three day Paul called the
chief of the Jew together. " The expres
sion "three days" Is so suggestive of resur
rection that one cannot fail to think of II
who has anything of tbe spirit of Paul,
Who had as one of Ma heart utterance
"That I may know Him and the power of
HI resurrection" (PhlL 111, 10). At his
conversion he was three days without
sight, and then Ananias came to him, sent
of Ood. Probnhly he gave himself to prayer
these three days In Rome that he might be
fully In the Lord' bands as Hi messenger
to accomplish His pleasure, and now tbe
principal Jews of the city have come to
gether to hear what he has to say.
18. "There was no cttuso of death in
me." Yet here he Is in Home a prisoner
by the will of Ood. So thoro was no cause
In Christ why He should be bntd (John
zv, 26) or crucified, yet by tbo will of Ood
He suffered the just for tho unjust. To be
willing to endure hurdahip fur the good of
others Is Clirlstllke, fur lio loved us nnd
giive Himself for us, leaving His home In
glory for ovor 83 years and suffering all
Hie humiliation consequent upon His being
tbe sinner's substitute,, t hut we who accept
Him mlxht not only be saved, but sliure
His glory.
19. "Not that I bud ntiKht to noouso my
nation of." Although It wus through his
own peoile thnt ha wns now n prisoner,
yet be would not noouso them, but rather
see tho hiiud of God in it nil nnd continue
to love and pray for Ills uior, blinded peo
ple, Svo his hi'jirt fur tlicm In H0111. ix,
8, and x, 1, "I could wish thnt myself
were accursed from Christ for my breth
ren." "Brethren, my honrt's denlro mid
pinyer to Uod for Ixruel Is that they mlpht
be saved." And It was his custom always
a here In Homo to seek tho Jews first.
80. "For tho hope of Israol I am bound
with thischaln." By comparing chapters
xxlll, 6; xxlv, 15; xxrl, 0, 7, It Is evident
thnt the ho)o which l'uul meant whs sum
elated with resurrection, the resurrection
of Christ nnd tb,n of His peoplo. Tho
resurrection spoken of in Dan. xll, 1-3, nnd
in Hon. vl, 3, und elsewhere very fully In
Kek. xxxvll, whvro it Is said that they
shall be one nation In their own und under
one king, never to be divided or scattered
any more.
SI, 22. "As concerning thla sect we
know that everywhere it Is spoken
against" They bad heard nothing evil of
Paul, but they hud hoard the followers of
this Jesus Christ spoken against. Simeon
said to His mother that He would be for u
sign spoken against (Luke II, 84), and It Is
written, "All thut will llvo godly In Christ
Josus shnll sulfur persecution" (II Tim.
Ill, IS). Tbecurnul mind Is enmity agulnst
Ood, and tho wisdom of this world knows
not Ood.
88. "Ho expounded und testified tho
kingdom of Ood, iH-rsumllug them con
cerning Jesus, both out of tbe law of Moses
and out of tho prophet from morning till
evening." Having appointed him a duy,
they eaino to him to his lodging, and thus
be talked to them. Tho beginning, mid
die and end of his talk was Jesus nnd His
resurrection, looking to tho kingdom yet
to bo established with Israel as a righteous
nation at tho center, Jesus, the Hon of
David, os tholr King, and all nations
blessed through them, their King acknowl
edged by all as King of kings and Lord
of lords.
24. "And some believed the things
which wero spoken and some believed
not." So It hns boon and will always be
In this ape. Paul never expected that all
would bullevo him, but he labored thut ho
might by all mean suvo some (Horn, xl,
14; I Cor. ix, 98). Our Lord taught us
that somo seed will fall by the waysldo,
some on stony soil, some among thorns
nnd some on good ground; thut tho tures
will grow with tho wheat until tho harvest
and that tho kingdom will oomeut hurvost
time.
85-37. "And when they agreed not
among themselves they departed uftor that
Paul hud spoken one word." Thut one
word was a quotation from Isa. vl, 0, Id,
and I also found in Math, xlll, 14, 15;
John ill, 40; Horn, xl, tl. Isaiah having
seen His glory nnd hsvlng hoard tho ques
tion, "Whom shall I send and who will go
for usf" replied, "Here am I, send 1110."
Then ho was told thnt tho pooplo to whom
he was rent would not all receive his mcs
tngo. Joremlnh and Ezekiel were also told
the sumo thing (tho record Is In Jur. 1,
and in Kzek. 11 and ill). It Is tho one
business of the Lord's messenger to deliver
the Lord's message faithfully, diminishing
not a word, nnd trust tho Lord to boo to
tbo results. See Hag. 1, 13; Jor. xxlll, 88;
xxvi, 8. We ure not to think out tho mes
sage any more than tho prophet did or
our Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Both He
and they spake only tho words commanded
them by Ood (John xll, 4U; Jer. I, 0, 7;
Kx. lv, 18), and we must not think to do
otherwise.
88, 89. To tho Jew first was his way al
ways; then, when rejected by thorn, turn
to tbe gentiles, sure that somehow the
Lord shall seo of tho travail of His soul
and shall be satisfied. Slnoe Ho shall not
fail nor be dlsoourugod (Isn. xlll, 4), thoro
Is no room for any servant of HI ever to
be discouraged. We must remember His
word to Moses and to Joshua to put off
their shoes, whloh, if I understand It, sig
nified that tbe work was tho Lord's and
not tbolrs.
80. "And Paul dwelt two whole years In
his own hired houso and received all that
cume In unto him." During that time he
probably wrote the epistle to tho Kphe
lans, the Phlllpplans, the Colossluna and
somo other. When people carao to blm.i
he would be ever ready to weloome thorn
and talk with them ot Him of whom bid
heart was so full.
81. "Preaching the kingdom of God and
teaching those thing whloh concern the
Lord Jeaua Christ with all confidence, no
man forbidding him. " Thus this book of
tbe Acts boglns and end with the klng-
AnM 1 I ! . - 1 a . v. . .1 1
uuiu, iwr wo raw 111 onnpwir i, o, iuab uur-
ing the 40 day between tbe resurrection,
and ascension our Lord, when He appeared1
from time to time, spoke of the things per
taining to the kingdom of Ood. The time
will come when tbe kingdoms of this world
shall have become tlie kingdom of our
Lord and of His Christ, when all kings'
hall fall down before Him and all nation
serve Him (Rev. xl, IS; Ps. lxxll, 11).
What can we do to hasten Itf First let
Him save us freely by His graee, then let
Him as our Lord use us as Ho will and
Where He will to make Him known tooth
ers, that they, too, may receive Him and
help complete His body and hasten the'
Urns of His return to bring the ktngdomj
and restore all thing ofwbtoh theptophets)
bavs spoken, , A , .A j
THE JOSEPH LADUE
d Minmg and Deyelopement Company of Yukon.
Capital Stock, - . $5,000,000.
Organize I Under tbe Laws of H Stale of Nhw Jsri-sv.
Qq
IMvMrilulilsCfl.nn-nWor 10 orh, fully
said andhoi.-mimwbls. l wbkh J3,OU) alwrs
are now Jt red for aubacripWnn l pr, payable
ons-lialf fn apptloifton mill ono-lialf on noiico
pISMvptance ul .ulm rlplmu Miami will be al
lotted in luo ordrr in which uImmtIuIioii ar
received J
Siil-ritioii List Ls Now Ojh'U.
Hiftlt to Cl.ise tlie Same Without
Noiiw w llcrehv Kxprossly llo-
ttrvcvl ly Conumnv.
a
niricrroiw :
Mr. Jiiwah Ladue of Dawson, Norlliwcst Ter
riiury
Hon. Clutuncer M Ih-w of New York. Pre!.
ilcnl few York t'anlral anil IIikImiii Hiver
Knilreud ('unipany
Hon. c. A M.-K-Inlo'i ( He 'inn, Lieuttfiiniil-
Uovi'tmnenl NitrlliWint Territory
lion TImsium L Jainri. n( Nuw York, Kx pit-
miinier-deneriil f the I'liltml stt mil
, I'reailent if the I.iiu-oln National Hank
' Mr. Khnar K. Hotofnnl u( I'lMtnliu g, N. V.,
mini ririwiMttinnnl linnk
Mr Kit Alire of Chiciiuo, M-'i rttary of Die
NorHl AnieiUan Trnniorlu:l m and Trail-
Iiiir niunr of the Yukon
Mr II lVn vr IVnl.hiif NVw York. Thlr.1 Ylce-
I'r mYnt New York t'eiitrm anil IliiiUon
Hivenluiilroiiii C'oinpiiny
Mr William .1 Arki'll of N.-w York, owner of
"Juilte" and "Ix'ilicii Weekly"
Hon Smith M Wrril of I'lnttilni'ir. New York,
I'ri'aident of the Chnlrniiu'iy Kailronil Co
Hon J Nfuhitt Kirelmrfer of lnilolui, tehiitor
of thi lioininioii of I'umtiln
Mr John rnrati'm!! of New York. 'oinptroler
of lie New York Central nnil llinlnon Hiver
KiiilroKl
Mr Irwin C Stump of New York, Ki Director
.Attrtroiiila Mining Coinpiiny
Mr Kiiwln ii Mntiirluof JerHey City, KtH'retury
of Ihu Corpomtion Trunt of New Jernev
Mr I hiMimi. W Kirkpa nek of Dnwson, North-
west Territory, Keiiilent SuH'riiiti-nde t
DICl'OslTAUY: INITttO ST AT lis NaVUIA
TlONAI. HANK, NKW YOHK,
Wo want a rosntuisihlo party
ri'iiuirud. AtldreHs Tl
Old Theory KKploded.
"Children, cotue In! It Is gt'ttkng
late."
'M-nmtiin. we're only watching tho
sinrs."
'That mny inc. but It Isn't gotul for
your ln'ulth to stay out wiilcbing the
stni-H uh late ns thla."
"Wbut's tho uae of talking that wtiy,
nniitiitti ? V'tc been reuding up. As
IroDuinrrs live longer than anybody
sin." Chicago Tribune.
It Was a Barsalav,
Bh How nicely you did thut I And
would would you care 10 alwuys re
jialr my punctures?
lie Darling. It would be the greatest
joy of my life for nie to do so If you
would promise to durn my socbs In re
turn. So they rode along In search of a par
son. Cleveland" Leader.
Tbs Way ' tar World.
New styles tha old ones must supplant.
And women, up to date.
Now wear their hats set on aslant
Instead of prim snd atrulsht.
And husbands everywhere they say
Will now be forced to hear
Thla newer question, dsy by day,
"Is my hat on crooked, dear?"
L. A. W. nulletln.
LOOKIU KOIl TIlOtnLtl.
"Did ycr shove me?"
"No-o. sir-r-r!"
"Well, why don't ycr?"-.N. Y. Jour
nal. Elder Wm. Tennison
OF BUFKIN, INO.,
Tills of ths Qrsat Dsneflts Derived From
Dr. Miles' Heart Curs.
HEART PIREASE of Ion standing ls
not easily cured, but It is curable.
Dilcr 7m. Tennison writes: "I was
afflicted for tiilrty-B ve years with heart dis
ease. In fact, troubled with it nearly all my
F1-lM(sJHJ' 11 I life; I think It licrcdl
1 r B tarv as mv father was
M1W
aiiucum wiin it. 1 nave
suffered great distress,
my heart palpitated to
such an extent as to
shake mj whole body.
80 distressing was It I
could only with great
HMtthy
est difficulty compose myself to sleep. About
two years ago I began taking Dr. Miles'
Heart Curs. Ths Brat bottle gave me no
perceptible benefit, but after taking the
third I began to feel much relief and I con
tinued for some months. I have good rea
son to believe tbe cure is permanent.
' Dr. Miles Eemedles are sold by all drug
glsts nnder a positive guarantee, first bottle
benefits or money refunded. Book on Heart
snd nerves sent free to all applicants.
DE. MILM MEDICAL CO, Elkbjrt, Ind.
ft
1 (ss''SvrTs.
ism
Mr. Inline Wus the Pianwr of the
the Klondike.
For l.lyearsaienideutof the upper Yukon,
experience -uii,U-.l hnn to promptly ac
quire ll.e clioieu: Khl proiertim, to p eenml
lie nioel avitilahle Kroiiml for a town eile. and
opoveeMliimeeifaiiinH, Interest, which are
mp-t hugely and vuickly prolttahle In new
mininmle li. Hi. f0re.ihl ha made him a
on .Mlliim factor in Hi. in hum I and indus
trial development of the uppei Yukon. With
a bumneu irniwn he .ind the coweltv of one
mail to handle, Mr Iaciiib han orKnniied thin
v 'inpniiy to alt in developing- his valuahls
mineral and otlier prieriiea.
Mr. Ludut' Turns Over tolliisCoin
jwiiy Properties He Deseriln'S as
Follows :
1 tiolil p'neereliiimaauirreKat ng I.OX1 feet in
leiiKth, hvaU'd in the limit of the Uol.l Hottom
Mniinir Diitrict of tho Klondike Development
has proved the pay nirak to he four feel
thick, anil to carry Hi per cuhie fiKit in eniro
nUKiret itold ICaiiiiinlinir f oln the work !al
ready done, TKN KN With I'ld ilKI( MA
CHINKUY SIIOI-I.M KXTHACT tlii.inii pKK
KI.K (ruin the property, nad it total vield
nh.nil.l lie :n.im II.... Mr. kirkintriek, 'resi
dent -uperinlendent, ha lu-eu active all auiii
mer In nciiuirinir other placer prnMntv fur .Mr
Ijuliie, eovrrinir a mil of tlie richest 'Klondike
Kraiieln. mid which thin company him rijjlit to
take over.
-A illlirt. lo.lc. foenteil on the HiIkii eiut of
the Kohl Mutt. mi Creek, to which every eo.
loulcnl and tnpoi;rapllical eondltloil pm'ute iw
TIIK MO II I ll( l.i MM-; FlillM Mlilcll the
MII.I.IONSOK TKKASCHK IN TIIK Oiil.K
ItoTI'ii.M I'l.At'KKS IIAVK IIimiK DKHIVKO
TIh lode Ikiw mi eiioriimiia outcrop of ore,
the iwisiivh from which show $lHluil per ton,
nnd in free nullum ArraiiKi-iiientii are heiiur
ninde ! put n Kiamp mill on thin properly, nnd
when completed tliL mine wi. I he n rich pro
ducer for many yearn.
to reineseiit tlie Company in
Ionian H. Wliifnoy, Statu Au
CAT'S QUEER FAMILY.
irftlfaiio Feline la HrlnRlnar I'p Flva
l.lttle Mellaril Puppies.
"Motmer" Is an ordinary tiger-marked
-nt. tier nuiteriml troubles iiavo ren
ilered her somewhut, peaked In ths
toii)ts. Her bones threaten to pierce
the yellowish skin at various portions
of her anatomy. Smull wonder.
"Mouser" Is furnishing austenanos to
Ave healthy, well-developed dogs, seven,
necks old. The little fellows, have, ap
parently, rapacious stomachs and she Is
not a whit niggardly in the supply
of food.
"Mouser" is the bouse cat at Dent's
dog hospital, 1240 Michigan avenue,
Chicago. She has had a numerous
QITKEU CHICAQO FAMILY.
(".Mouser" and the Tupples 8he Has
Adopted.)
progeny ten families. In nil. Having
no regard for the truly maternal in
stinct, she stnrvel each uod all of them
to death. Only July 1 fieorge T. Jen
nings, a real estate broker, sent his fine
eoeker spaniel to the dog hospital. She
had live puppies, tint thev were of
mnrgrel breed and he would have none
of them. He tohl the "faculty" to do
ns they pleased with them, but to re
turn the mother. It was determined to
drown the little fellows and arrange
ments were made for their summary
disposal by the water way. While the
"faculty" worn (Minting "Mouser" be
ennie the mother of a prodigious fa.m
lly. Knowing she hnn not a spark of
motherly love, according to previous ex
perience, it wns determined to reverse
the contemplated proceeding kill the
kittens nnd let the docs have their rlnv.
"Mouser" was therefore robbed of her
lineitl descendants and the five little
dngs were formally Introduced to the
feline household. Contrnrv to nil thp
laws of noture, "Mouser" at once took
a fancy to the acknowledged enemy
of her species and has nursed them as
faithfully ns would have thr-ir natural
mother. The watchful enre which she
exercises over them is marvelous.
While they are at nlav she keens nn
eye on the group nnd should one of
them stray away beyond bounds In the
sunny mtie yard where she "keeps
house" she at once chases the truant
and rounds Mm Ifto the fold. No dog
dares to venture nenr them. There are
many canines under treatment about
the place. Those who have been there
long enough have had an experience
with her pnwa which they are not for
getting. While "Mouser" was posing
for a picture for the Chicago Tinies
Ilerald a stray dog dropped In and be
came too familiar with her foster
progeny. ITe promptly received a slap
on the Jaw which sent him away bowl
Jn. She purred nnd the little black
and white lot waddled un to her. while
she stood guard nnd rpnt at the In
truding terrier. "Mouser" monopolizes
Interest around the dog hospital. Hoynl
blood has given place to kitty and her
mongrel crew.
His laeelal Qaallfleatlea.
'How sweetly fas writes ot boy-llfe la
lbs country. Tbs memory of his early
days must be very dear to him."
'Yes, you see, he newer worked on a
farm." Chicago Journal.
"J
! I '
a-A'TliiilrlJ.rt!i-fro,n the c,nwl)n ..
eriiinonl. nrrrinV excluve right u, cut tun
her oa botti ,i, f , rlv , .h.,.1,
Ofteen mile. f., !!,., Tli. O.vin, the
BuiK.:!, "",0K,y uf "' i-"ber
-A1,,"r',"w.nllliillthylrlilue at Daw
son Tity, which at the lime of his departure
waa earnins an average of tl. HH a dn)' nel-
ZS'HSHfiV '' ""' on tl.. capi
tal stook of tbe eouiny
5-Kixhly choice huei nef a lot. eich 28 f.-el front
-nnl'""J'",,M! "M "n ' hiiildlnK,
will Iw erecto,! wh cli can he rented easily at a
great prolit
A (anadinii charter of Rreat value, which
criiitli a company to enitane in every va ietv
of iiiiiiiuk and imliiitrial enterprie, to huild
anil operate railways. .tenniiHwiia. Ac. This
clirt..rKive. Kreaterw.werstli1uinnv now h
tiiimi le and f r. the couiiany from in.inv dif
lie ulltm to he confronted hy oilier foreign cmi
patiiciaeekiuir to operate ,,the Klondike
TIIKsr.MoK$.(M,o(ioiN CASH will l .t
nslilcfortliedcvelopeuieiilor the pl.ie.r mid
iiuartr. cliums and fr the i-iieil oiienaioii. of
tho company under its eliariu
Appllentioti for.hareHhoiildliea,-.-oiulinieii
-cheek for Miie-hiilf of then uut of the
sliarcs .il... rilie.l. drawn to the order of Mr. K.
r llotsforil, Treasurer
Kor ollleinl prospectus which alone contains
tlie rcprcNeuliiiiiiii. of the . oinpuiiv, aid for
ttencral niforiiiiition, npplv to Thoums II. Whit
ney, state incut, 12:1 South Fifth St., I'liila.
Itslinulil ho home in niinii t! at this Coiiipanv
ne.illres from .Mr. Ijnliie properties estimated
ciiiahle ofruiniiiK lrKc dividend, on its tK-k
fiom t. placer and lumber Interests nlune, nnd
thnt these returns will he very greatly iiicreilr
ed froiti the output of lis t in.rly. niiniiiK and
other eoiiteinelated enterprise, under .Mr. I .a
liic'i viKonms in.iuaK''inent.
tliis locality. Hirlust rel'cr
n t, 12!) South 5th st, Pl.ila.
Lena-Winded.
Sneaker My fellow citizens, 1 ant
peavking for the benefit of posterity.
Voice front the Audleu.ce And if yott
lon't get through soon they'll be here.
Up-to-Date.
Blast Farm.
Though tha cow has repose.
Her manners aren't right.
For aha alwaya chawa tolu
, From morning- till night.
I Chicago Record.
Esplalaed.
"He doesn't look like a poet, does he?"
"Is he one?"
"Well, 1 was told that a good deal of
his time waa dvvoted to meser."
"Oh, that haa no poetical significance.
j Ho'a an Inspector for a gns computiy."
' "Then he's In the field- of romance at
any rote." Chicago Post.
A Pointed Question.
Mias Elderly I declare, 1 was so flus
trated wheu Mr. Blocker called that I'm
sure he will think I acted like a goose.
Mlaa Younger Well, you certainly
don't eiqiect him to think a woman of
your age would act like a spring chick
eo. do you? Chicago News.
Acted) Her Part Well.
She Do you remember, Frank, the
night you proposed to me. I Sinnir mv
Jiead nnd said nothing?
lie Do I remember It! Well. !
should ruther say I did! It was the last
time I saw you act so! Yonkers States
man. Frnulle.
Ho Miss Iloseleaf's complexion 1
very delicate.
She (without the least touch of mal
ice, of course) Very; I've known a
single application of soap and water
to ruin it. Judge.
A (.real liranbnek.
"Why, I'd like to know." said n lady
to a judge, "cannot a woman become a
successful lawyer?"
"Hecause she's too fond nf giving her
opinion without pay." answered the
judge. Tit-Hits.
Family Troubles.
"The Skitilles next door nre not on
speaking terms."
"What Is the matter?"
"Hi: told tier lie would go to Alaska
and get rich, and then he backed out."
Detroit 1'ree I'ress.
The Appropriate lleinark.
"You should never say 'sweets to the
sweet,' when you offer a girl refresh
ments," said Hiiggins to Kissam.
"What should 1 say?"
"An lee to a nice girl." Louisville
Courier-Jotirnnl.
A Mystery Explained.
Maud What do you think of Miss
High-Note's singing? It's entirely by-
ear.
Claud Well, 1 wns wondering how
she managed to make such a frightful
noise with her mouth. Town Topics.
Knew He Would.
Minister (to tipsy man coming out
of saloon) Mydenrfriendkyou'll regret
this some day.
Tipsy Man Yes, I'll regret It In less
than ten minutes; I'm going home to
my wife. Harlem Life.
In Their Own Way.
Billionby Take care of the cents.
and
Llffhtburn And votir children will
take care of the dollars. Brooklyn
Life.
A Sensitive Soul.
Mine llost (to barmaid) You must
always fill up the judge's glnss when it
is empty without usking him whether
bo wants another. Otherwise ho will
feel offended. Flicgende Dlaetter.
Tha Caase.
Mrs. Goodly To what do you attrib
ute) your uncontrollable appetite for
strong drink? Is It hereditary?
Empty Eddie No, mum; It's tWrst.
Up-to-Date.
TonsTh Lack.
"$Ye all have burdens to bear."
"But some of us have a double load;
1 lave to walk the floor with twins
every night." Judge.