VUIJAR AND DISHONEST. That Is What JOl the World Calls Ex-Kin MOan. GorcraaM-mt mt rvl Paid Blm to iMKiM-nai Jaat lafcarltc Aa 'vthcr Fortaae, ui Will Palat - Enrop Re4 Acala. I Milan of Servia is the wickedest kin? j that ever was. Other kings have been lad, but an analysis of tSelr history always shows some redeeming quality, , "'" "".' juian nas nona aud doesn t want any. Leopold of llelgittn Ih a wicked old sin ner, but he la a respectable member of society compared with Milan. Milan has just inherited a fortune, which brings bis unsavory name again before the public. In the days when Madison was president, the peasants Milosh and Yephrera, two brothers, were swineherds on the Serviun billa. "Black George," another peasant, was lending a revolt against the Turkish rule. The Turks overcame him and he was forced to fly. When he came back to Servia in 1817, he found that during his absence Milosh. the swineherd, hud made himself the lender of the Serviun national party. The Servians wanted to reinstate DIack George, but Milosh was in politics to stay, and hnd George assassinated. After many vicissitudes Servia guiitcd her independence and the royal ho line of Obrcnovich was estab lished on the throne. Michael, the last descendant of old Milosh, was assassinated in 1SC8 by nn emissary of the family of lilack George in revenge for the murder of that leader by Milosh. and Michael's cousin. Milan, the grandson of Ycphrem, became the reigning Prince Milan inherited all the coarseness of his grandfather, the swineherd, without any of his redeem ing traits. On his low and depraved na ture he has ingrafted all the vices which t'.ie nineteenth century could furnish, and now, at the age of 4.1. when he should be in the prime of life, he is a burnt-out debauchee. Nothing except his hardy peasant Mood has kept him from dying long ofjo. llo was first known ns prince of Servia, but proclaimed himself king soon after the treaty of Paris. He as cended the throne of Servia in 1S72, and rirrfillr R Ml red. Pood Mamma I am glad yoa had iM'h a mi nine at Mr. Tiptop' and I hope hf noticed how carefully you tmd lrr brunpht up. You did not ark twn fur ilorrt did ou? Small Sin,- Xo. indeed. Inn. I diiln'l kr to. Krry tinir i flu Mini a dish .1 it It pin. Mmpit:p th amer uitb the i;nt, ai.ii Vauu kme, tny lips. tlie u inter .amr niul tirii)lit in MMi:f more with id !:!. : mini. X V UVfklv, finally "n Invr,). h.ne item a great many vinra he iuicli.hii:i." he said. Imuj: hi (nil v. "but I gni-sH miiv as well luiii Unit my 'husband In the most I n- 'nlenl iimti alive." "When ihil vim discover it '.'" "YcHcrtlay evening he punctured hi bicycle lire. , Instead of going n head and fixing it. he nut down for hair nn hour to see if il wouldn't get it seionil wind." - Washington Star. Ain't II. Jlmf "When the froat l .a thf nankin." at our friend. Jim Kilty. Kii.t.H. "And you hear the turkeys Rubble." ihell you think you're aroivln' wines Hut the world apern even sweeter yet. as Hlley won't deny. When the turkey' on the table and ilia pumpkin' In the pie. -i- a. w nullum. what sun wasted ffiifll , h 1 1 Tf"s' i . . r i 1 " i. Jsm ."k'W.'.v'J A NT37 T2IUMPH- t'urtMi. T. A. Kloemii, the Ureitt 'hemlxt. anil Scientist, Wn arnd ioSu.Ti-it.k Tlnee Free bunk's of 111 Newly Dismvereit tteniedli to Cure Cao- riiinpiHia feiul l. Luiik .ruulile. NotMiirrfiM he tuber, more phllnntroplo or oiirr imii)u) m tlu r.l.cun . man lUa tfener oiia "Itrr if I In' lioiiure Iiiihi ittiiirulNheil.Ueia lef, T. A. Mi:uui. M. I'., nt Naw York (ttty. Hi" bun lirovere n n-i;ihle and almolute riire (4-eointuiiiiHia. ami nil hroiichlal. lliroat. Iiinir xnit elieol iiistaw. cilurriial nit wllong, irenem) tivllue.n.d wiwkueAt, !u (rf lla Hint all im illi Iixin t wiiv.ius 'v. nml to make lis irnMt l-Hiiin kiiuwu, t III wnl UuiMMree lmitl.iu( It in newly nwsirertil ru'.iieji-s u any snileled n-ml-il lUe I'osr. Alrnarty liUunew arlenlltlR synteni nt medl rliie" hat perinnneiillx eur ! thouf inds ot a;s pii-enl l.v hiipeli-sa imisoh. i ne noeuir eoiisKiers ii m oniv 111.1 pn'ii's Barly atnaaTajlaa. l wa nt to write an article about mat 'aMaasiia caai be tnen and tbeir early struggles, "said the aterviewer. And you want to know something hbout mine?" Inquired Senator Sorghum. "Yea. When did you have the severest arly struggle that you can recall." "Yesterday morning." . "I beg your pardon!" "Yes. I don't know when I have had kiieb a time. I was awake until after nidntght the nlgbt before and had to Set up to catch a six o clock train." Vashington Star. Medical In tclllsence. Col. Yerger What Is the matter? ihi, imi .nis religion tiiir-a amy wiiu-n i,e k,ever saw von look an rllet r.co,t mmes ti. nurfi-rini hmuauiiy-do donate hu In recr Bw jou iook so aisireased luH.die enfe. lie bna piovhled 'lie 'iln .rted eonauniptkm' lo ucuiiinlti dlna e hcyniid n ilniiit. in nv I'lliimte, and has on me In his Auierleiui unit Knnipean lali-ruUirlet iIiiiiihhimIh ot "liearlteli , tesUnmnlnUor v'niillu.li'" Hum Ihnse heiielllted aud eured, In all purl of the world. Culirrluil nml puliiiiinary troubles lead to r in auinpilon, and ciiuxiiuiiillon, uiilnterruptiil. I iiiemiH speedy and eerlidn dentil. Don't. ilolHy, mil II It Is Uh lalo. Hlmply wrlle T. A. Olorliin, , M CSS Pine turee. New York, irlvlnif express aim iioafontrw aililivs?, una me tn-u ineiui'lni' will be iirninptly wnt. P'euso J oil saw III.-, oiler III II"' I'imt. tell the Uoelor Judge Peterby My wife is danger- busty ill, and I am trembling between fear and hope. "Who Is treating her?" "Dr. Soonover." "Well, then, you can hope. lie treat- rd my late lamented." Tammany Times. Alaska -Klohdyke Gold Mining Co. Cnpilul StiK'k, f0O,M)0 Slmrcs of j? 10.(10 t'iicli, lully jinitl niul nnn-:is-srssalilf, of wliieh '.TiO,000' Slmrcs an- ihiw iillcri'd luf sulwriptioiis :il par. U.-.jPK?.' I 1 Ltif.J'i lie (i raeious! Miss ijertrinle, I'm sorry you've hurt your hand. Shull 1 en ti a ail get winie cold cream? She All no ah ice cream will iio. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. EX-KINO MILAN. (The Most Disreputable Member of Eu rope's Koyalty.) nt once proceeded to make things lively ia Uelgrnde. His marriage put no check upon his career of crime, tfnd the roynl palace was the most abandoned house in Eu rope. There was carousing nnd gam Wing from morning till night and round again to morning. Dissolute women swarmed in the palace nnd every form of vice which could bo sag' pcsteil was readily taken up by the Inmlioii nnd demoralized gang which composed the king's court. Milan bor rowed money from everyone who would lend to him nnd gambled with anyone who would play. iinen ins own suli eets refused to Fumble with him Milan sent over to Austria-Hungary mid imported a new lot of companions, lie treated his wife ns only a man like him could, and taught his own son to drink and carouse with the disreputable people who fre quented the court. Once he brought from Vienna the whole chorus of an opera troupe nnd lodged them in the palace. Finally, being about $'J,ono,000 in debt, and his subjects and ministers being heartily sick of him, he agreed to nnuiente ir be was roundly paid for it. His abdication was accepted anil he wns flven n big mim in hand and u hi avv pension if he would leave fiervia and never show himself there again. Awny he went. Tinintinc nil the itals of Europe a vivid red nnd indulg ing in such excesses thnt everv decent floor ...... "hv w iiiiii il lit u lin first went to Paris he was elected to the Jockey club, but after awhile he was put out of there for cheating nt cards, "'id now finds his companionship among the most disreputable of the capitals which he visits. A'ot long ago, says the New York Tress, he removed bin furniture from (lie house which ho had occupied in Paris to a house in Vienna, lie is sim P'y swarmed with debt and has been jor some time in the hnbitof blackmnil Jnff his son out of remittances by threatening to return to Belgrade if he a not receive money. It Is also pretty ell known that he has in the past suc eeiled in getting money from Kussla threats of various kinds. Earon Ttni.h mm tmn, r:i.,r, I.-- Just Inherited a new fortune to Rnunn- was the heir of Trince Michael, Mol In Their Line. Thal-"health Is wealth" most alS Will readily admit: Yet doctors I recall Who hove grave doubta of It. -JirtKe. Proven. Miss Oldigold Before I give you my answer, count, tell me one thing. When my freshness of youth Is gone and the hand of lime has dimmed whatever beauty 1 possessed, when advancing years cause my cheeks to fade and my charms to vanish tell me, count, wiil you love me then? The Countr-i do. DetroitFreePresn. Vtalonary Heine;. "What Is your Idea of a model wife?" "Well, she is a woman who likes to tly round and waitou her husband." "And what (a your ideu of a model husband?" "He is a man who likes to jump around and wait on his wife." Detroit Free Press. fu ller, Whoso tuo throne, Applying Hl Knowledge. Kohbic What are descendants. thcr? Father Why, the people who come after you. (Presently) Who is that young man in the passage? Hobby That's one of sister's le setiulnnts. come to take tier furadriw! Tit-Jlits. A propria I p. Foreman Old Harilscrnbble, wlure boy biowed into a gun yesterday to see If it whs loaded, wiurts some poetry run with the obituary notice. (Jot anything to lit? Editor What' the matter with "Little l!ov ISIi'w?" N. Y. World. Iter Serloita DI'milvJliKnKi-. I'arkilale I duu't see how nn un married woman ever makes uphcrmind about buying anything. I'arkilale No?' Harkdnlc No: you see, she can't find out what her husband doesn't want. Chicago Journal. I rL'.K..;LAJL J t - i 1 Ui,. ' There :ir;' many n;rini! wlin i!i'?ii'e to ki to the iriilil lii'lcU nt Alu-kii th rnmiiik -' n ii, m Im liiivi ii'it iaiiitiih rcivty nu,tiiy iivailnlile j In untile tliriii tn ilo o. I'n nil 'irli, wi would mlvii i' tlui d.-Nlraliitity of fnrnihif; n Im al syuilit nil- of lliree ur iume l t-iini. niul jointly puri'liasr .VVI sluing u( mir i H'.in'k. niul Mi'li-el line nf your niinilii'r t uo tuul iii.h)ii it uuil mine fur jnint uri'iuiut Viili pnrtii'N .rurnuiiK hiii-Ii i-yinlirati', thia t'iiuiaiiy will eontmi-l In wenil nut one i,f tln'tr niimlirr fur e.i h 'iiiiiNhtirii id Htuck piirt'luixvi! futii it at p ir. :i i I in nl tin ,l li !ir!y lln re fur one yrar fioui lin1 ilulu id urrtivnl at the Kohl IW-liN, oiilyhiK liitu with ftMid, tuuK uuil all thiuus re,Uif.iti lu enalile hinito pruHiiei-t fur uuld, and with lu'lp tudevelnp anil work all KmhI claim limited liy him tli claiina tn lie ImatiMl i i tlie name of the Hyndieiitu aud the Aliiskn-Klomlyke (iiild MinitiK '., and tu lie owned jointly ami eiiially, share and luire alikn. Write for CircularFull Particulars. UIIIKITom. Janirn Kiea, late Hoeretiiry State of ('ulnrado; Win. Hlinw. vnpltaliat, ChliaKii: E. M. Titeonib, ..Vice I'reniileiit and tleneml Mhucit Kimtmun Fruit I)liiiti'h Co. ; II. C. Full, mcmher Maritime KxchmiKi-, New York; (leo. W. Voricnu, Clrtle'flty, Alnxka; John IL Lnwlher.lNew York ; licorice T Diirfve, Kail Itiikir, Mua. JIOVlMHtY MAUI). Hon I.. II. Wakefield, AH'into .lu.Mee, l'lrrt IHKtnlii Court Houth KrniuinKhoui, Miuw. ; Hon, i. Q. Itli linionil, Inle Prenidunt fVxirt of Appeal, Denver, Col. j S. (. CpdrirmlT, lalu Treaiurer I.yeoiaic oun- ty, Willliiniapnrt, I'enn. - Sauiitt-I M. lli van, l'reirfent Clieopeke ami l'ntoiniie Teh plunie C , WahiiiKtim, 1. C ; Dr. It I'. I''isher, llil .Mifhiiraii Ave.. Cliien.ii III. ; Col. I'. A. HulTiiiaii, Detroit, Mich. ; M. U. it. Miift, Allnriuy-at Ijiw, I'jiII liiver, .Man. , iK iitfi l. Si'iitt. I li'il in v Cilli'iior.C. ihir IlnniilH. loiin. I Win. R Mi Kni Jit. AMnrney at l-.w, Criinu! Hapiils, M it'll. The liiilnrsH nf the Alaska-Kloiiilyku liold Mining I 'o ,ipauy will lie lu run a liutyil -Iimiiu-ith on tlie Yukon Kivci, ami lietwevn Seutlle and llieilillcrei't ,ail nf Ala.nl n, open supply tturcs at the ilill'i-ri'iit i-;iiiih, do i;eurrul j tratiHjioitatiuu, i'iunni"icial and haukimr Iiiih- iuesH, and, In adilition, iltvil in .IliuiuK Claims, and work tliu uiiiu'H alniwly owned ami that may hereafter he aiiiiiicd liythu Cmnpany. Tlii1 ( '!iiiiany controls tlic l'ollowiii": t naallafnrlory Aninrr, If I were to die, would vou marrv gatn?" said Mrs. Bickers to her hus Ibanil. I "My dear," replied Mr. nickers, "an i fable philosopher once said thnt no man fdioiild be called n hopeless fool until !b had made n fool of himself twice In the name ivny." Louisville Courier-lllournnl. l lleeninitirnilnt Ion. "Dill you buy thnt horse Skecmer wanted to sell you?" "No. sir cc! Afraid of him." "Didn't Skecmer say the ladies In his I family drove him regularly?" ! "Well, he said bo let bis wife's mother I drive him every dav." Detroit Tree ! Press. How It Wort.i, "Why are you so anxious to marry?" "'IH j.-et a little liberty. An unmar ried ;;irl lias praet ieally mine." "And is (ieni j-e's reason the same?" "N o. I lii-lieie lie is marrying lie-eau-e he has I, ad too imii'h. His father wants him to settle down." -Chicago IV.sl. A tiiiilliiul Solouifin. " Teael'.n What is the mcnuiug of one tweiity-fillli? Little l!uy I I don't remember. Teacher If you hail L'j children visiting you. nnd only one apple fur them, what would you do? Lirtle Hoy I'd wait till they went, an' then cut It myself. Sparc Moments. A Vlalt tr CoiiKraliilntlnna. "What a lovely bouquet." "Yes; I'm taking It to Mrs. Wells, as this Is her birthday." "Hut I thought you were not on very pood terms with her now." "Neither I am, but this Is her fortieth birthday, and she knows that I am the only one who knows it." Judy. Trnlr Grateful. Minister (to elderly female crofter) I'm sorry to hear your potatoes are very bad this year, Janet. " 'Deed they are. sir; but I've reason to be thnnkfu' to Providence that other folks nre ns badly off ns mysel'." Tit-Pits. Mnrrlrd Now. Ah, once) when Julia read nloud. My dutlntj soul wns rnpt and proud; Hut now, although I love her more. When Julia rends. I dose nnd snore. Chicago Heeoril. AFTKIt Till: II 4 IX. properties Secret ot Sncee. Thin Donrdvr I don't see how you manage to fare so well at this boarding house. I have industriously courted the landlady and ull her daughters, but am half starved. Fat Hoarder I courted the cook. N. Y. Weekly. UlNcotirtiKfnBT. (Jul tjotrox I Jo you think you can support1 my daughter properly without going bankrupt? Slay leighj Certainly. Old (Jotiiix Well, that's more than I can do. Take her and try to be tiappy. I'rooklyn Life. Ane Cot Mo I'lirure. .lack Women have no hcud for fig ures. Tom Mow do you make that out? .lack I know a girl whose education mst her father $10,00(1, nnd she can t ligure her own age correctly. Chicago News. nssassination brought Milan to How 8Iunff In Utilised. v t tllS retuH0 from "melting works aicu accumulates at the rato of mil "ns of tons a year, Instead of forming "ountainR of waste near the furnaces It used to do, has entered into the mstruetion of roads and hns been "ado into bricks, paving stone, tiles ttn(1 railway sleepers. nurd Lock for a Voter. ' eirjamln BIsscll, who lives near Jlftoa Spa, N. Y.8ay he has voted for is presidential candidates, not one . r' ,uvuuai VI whom was elected, I. He Snvlns Klurnnla. T.illpost has got up a new sign for railwnv crossings." "What is It?" "It rend: 'Lovers and other deaf people keep off this track.' "Lou !s i ille Courier-Journal. Why lie Qnll. Ilouson How is it that you never tell ut any of the smart things your little 'my says any more? Icrmno I hnppened to stop Just out- ide the office door one day aftertelllng nn some of them. Chicago News. Sot nn Czpert. (lobang Low do you like tlftit cigar I just gave you? I won the box at a hooting match. (Jrytnes You must be a terribly poor i jot. N. T. Journal. Kiuht, .,,M I'l.uer Clnliii 0ri;ri' itinn P'O A'rc ui J-:.ienl. located on Koili .Mile. I':wk undi'i I'lilieil Muti'M mlniui; Iiuvh. lli'veliipiui'M lias priiveil the pay alrcak lo he five feci thick i nnd lin ylelilcil placer dirt Hint pun rruui Sin tn M to tlie luin. rive Unlil I'lllcer I IHIUIH, Hi; KrcKiitii'i; ion Aitc in extent, un Porcupine ltiver, tluit phiim from 1!1 t'eiit to fin to a pun. Ten ttuld i'lacer f'liilttiH, iiirureuutinirLIIUncri1- ontha Tunna Itiver, piimuuu; from (10 to i' u yard. A line ifohl iimrtz lode in A1ii-K'ii, u lilch an HiiyH from tl-t ti KMNI Ktr tun. The lode nhow an euuriiiuUH outfTiip of free milling ore, vein at iiii-fiicc hciiiK I'.' feet, thick : no thin pmperly luive luiide 12 locnliium of .rni0 feel hy W0 feet. eiiualiiiK ill) acre. Wodun't elulm that it in the mother hide, hut we do know it i without an equal forproKpective viilucq. The entlinntca and atntcmeiit nhove nro of neeranity IiimciI upon Information ohiaiue'l rruiiioiirHiipuriiitondent. aud are licllcvcd and ucccplcd hy (hu company. Till company hnviiiK neiiilred extennive hnhli nitn of ri h placer and Kold iimrlx proper ties, capnhlo of enruliiK larne dividendN tin itn Hioc'K, oner lo Investors iuIviuiIukch mat In sure larito and profltuhle return. Mr. (IcorRfi W. MorKiin, our Nupcrintenileut. ha heen on tho Yukon for tho past Jnnr work Iiik in the Interest of thlseompnuy. There f, ire, we are not nkiii( any una to coiitriliuto to n project unplanned, hut hi one thoroughly mil tured. Tin company, witli Ita ahlu aids, ux teplve knowledge, lind great rcKource, 1 cer tain to become one of the rictlent companies oji crutinir in Alanka. Our Provident hike pleasure In rcfcrrlint you to tho followiiiK Hot of reference : Jnniea K. Dewey, .Mill A Co., HanUcr, Detroit, Mich.; Loiil (!. Tctnrd, ( oinml-sloiicr World' I'llir from Mexico, "The Kookery," ClihuBo, III Hcnalor H. M. Teller, of Colormlo ; John Khafroth, lfeprcsentiitivo to Connress, (olonulo ; J. M. Ucll,l(cprcacutu(lvcto(.'nuurcM, Colorado; C. C. I'lcinent. W'aHhinutoii Trout Co. Ilulhllnit, Waihlinrton, D. ('. ; Joacph C. Helm, ex-Chief Justice of Colorado; Onirics D. Hay t, Chief Justice of Colorado ; C. H. Maugham, 210Thnr-IIeriild,Chiriwo, III.; Maurice Joyce, Kloctro Picture, tstar Iiuiltliiur, WnahliiKtou, D. C. ; Capt. J. J. tamhert, Owner and ICilltor Cliluf tain, I'uchlo, Col.; I H. I,. HilluKraan, Tilx Agent M. P. It. It. St., I.Ouls, JIo. ; H. E. Gowan, Drcxel Co., Phlhulclphis. Pile ftill-naiil stiH'k i.s now ollercil at Ten Dollars iht uhurv. Sentl your ordcM's to the Jl I'M is only I want Dudely Canesueker There one hat left mid it is not mim my hat. Ilatkcepcr Was yours better? "Of course it was. Do you suppose I'd have made a kick if it wasn't '.'" N. Y. Weekly. getti::s READY Every expectant mother hsj a trying ordeal to face. If she does not i got ready for it, thee is no telling what may happen. Child-birth is full of uncertainties if Nature is not given proper assistance. Mother's Friend is the best help you can use at this time. It is a liniment, and when regularly ap plied several months before baby comes, it makes the advent easy and nearly pain less. It relieves and prevents " morning sickness," relaxes tho overstrained nius cles, relieves tho distended feeling, short ens labor, makes recovery rapid and cer tain without any dangerous after-effects. Mother's Friend is good for only ono purpose, viz.: to relieve motherhood of danger and pain. $1 dollar p,T bolt In nt. all ilriiR ftoreo, or rent ty mail on receipt of price. FiU R Hooks, t'liut'iluiu ; v.iltiuhln Informa tion lor worn, 'ii, v. ill liy ,-ir.L i-. uuy mlilrct Upon ill plicutli'U to THii bV.ArPILU KXGULATOR CO., Atlanta, Us. I I! In I rom I.s I'KI'MANNYI I I I; I. II :t i .1 iIium" lime. i, tlie ii.,' l' l.o-ilit. I ne Imt t le gtiiiriiliti'eil tn rure nnv case nl piles, regardless of hnw liuir sliitiilitig. what you luive Hied, in v lint yniir pliysietaii may elaini. Money rt-ltitidcd jf ieruiiiin nt cure is not uhtiiitioil in the most severe eases in less tliuii 15 days' time. After till others toil get Lo Mo ami 'v cured. Price Me. per buttle, sent, prepaid to any address, on receipt of price. Address ILirry Logue, Kill W. Fourth street, Williiiinsport, I'll. ll'.lt ly firsioid 0y jrK( (;jhH druggists Slarjak Mar ftnpplaat Rabbvr. Some time since large quantities of mineral locally called uiarjak were discovered at Larbsdoe. It is of a black color and high luster, resem bles newly-brokeu pitch, and is found near the surface in seams of one or two feet in thickness. Its ciuiiiOMtioa is not unlike Trinidad pitch, I'tnh gil sonite and Canadian albcrtite, but it is superior to these. It has been success fully used as insulation for electric wires, in varnishes, for asphalt roads, as patent fuel mixed with peat, and in small percentages ns an iatensifier of the illuminating power of coal gas. It has given such Kiitisfactiiai by it use for insulation that some experts be lieve it will supplant rubber iu water proof work. OleoiMuruurlne In I'rnnrr. I'nder the new law butter sold in France must be the product exclusively of milk, cream or a combination of the two. with or without salt or coloring matter, otherwise it comes under the head of "margarine," which must in no case be artificially colored. Manufac turers of margarine nre registered, their factories subjected to rigid in spection, uuil the article when sold by retail must be put in cube form anil stamped clearly "margarine." REVUVO REST0' 13 VITALITY ii. i- ii- c.v n, ,1 in , ix tor r 1 1 v r. ! cm i "..no i er i'ii, k i i e iviii ion nu.ii- inii ...e riiiitiev. l'ir,',i! .r 'r". ; wvalki;l;i;:!ii;i;:i..i:7iv,'' l ol'sulc ill Mhlilh l .iii'hIi. h.v !...., !l ' i'AM.l.l.!l dllivito Vliur lloit. f i-1 V ( 'iilln t it,-, ci. i iiit. :r ' . o. c t'di. l user ret iio., .oriocr i i"- n ini'.v. $100 Reward $100. The render of till paper will he plenaed to h-nra ttint there i at least one dreaded disease that kcience ha heen aide to cure in all It tiiKrs, and that i Catarrh. IlaH'sCatarrh Cure I (be only positive Cure known to (he inediciit fraternity. Catarrh heliiK a constitutional ills ease, repulre a constltulliiniil treatment. Hull's Catarrh Cure in taken internully, lu'tinK direct, ly miii the Idond ami miicouH nurtures of the svslcni, therehy dclmyliiK the fiuiuilntion of tile disease, aud KlMiia the patient sltviintli hy hnildiiitf up the coustitiition and assistitiHT mi ture in diiluK its work. The proprietors have so much faith in Itscurntlve powers, Hint they offer iur lliindred Dsllai for any case that it I fails to cure. Scud firr list of testimonials. Aihlress, . .1. ell K.N K V ,V Co., Tnli'dn, o. St.ld hy hrucuists, 7m: IL'lll' I'amily Pills atelhe hest. V.r n 4 1 1 1 I One ir I Audit, nnd olih TV till 11 II 4 on,., p. ciciy loi'Miin, to lake niili is tor our clisi niliiir l,,il;i I'noks ; Si IIII'Mllll lli'W. K'I'illlllL' .11 ll'OIII MIC. Ill tt 1,11 st ctipv, ircnls iiri'iunkliic Irotn ',.1111 lo f Iii.ihi dally ; ilciiijiiiil cnoriniiiis ; hi- i'i,iiiuir,.sl,,u ; i rcilli irlien : fielirliiH.'e paid ; omuls tree. Illnpnll llllslllllid sell cuiiils t lint copli' wiilll. nnd iiiuke f un per luiiui ii. Adilicss, tor ouim nml ii rrtioiv. iN opli's. atitl ilni l.i t Mt.. Ui-jS'it. l-liiliidelplilu. I'll. IKin't Tuliarrii Spit nml Smoke Vimr Mir An). To quit tolineco eusily nnd forever, he nine, nctic. Iiillot life, nerve ami viunr, tnke No To Hue, the woiiiIit worliiT. that luukes wenli men strong. All driipKint, Wic or II. Cure miornn teed. Ilooklet and sninple Iree. Address SLciling Ketncilv Co . Chlcnito or New York. 3 Variable Friction Foed i i' SAW MILLSb;. V-ii.. "T;-.!:;V-t nail liuiihi l rri.TTrrTArvi lM4..1 le, :.l :,7i iPi) UK Mii'l , ij... . it!i ' .r :iiu l'; .I-,. mi Sill' imiKi!'-, !'nroi,li:ir linilr- J :i vwr llillill'lt, V'mi f':il tl:i('l iwrlrtiltiti' il tttipli -itH'iil'i Kftn-nilh llii;.' i'lcri- st U HMHjilty, "Srtnl tT 4'alnttiniif and prlri'S lo A.B.FARQUHARCO.,U(!.lYcrklPa. To Cure Ciinsl ipul l.,ii Tnlie Ciisruri'ts ( atulv 1 ' " I : " It C. C. C. tall lo cm,-, ili'ii,:,,-.' FHfl. a art '. 11 I.' ftXLE GREASE HKST I.V Tin: WOICI.II. It wi'nriie'q'iii!, ';,'; in 'tinsiirpiis'isl, aetiinllr I'lilla-i ii,.' i -.mi I, , . ,,t' ,'i'iv other hra ml. Not aP'eetisI I.. I' . I. " T Til i: ; KNII INU. l ull SAI.K i.i I'." iLi:i'..S OUSCUALLY. tirenl Mretuvti, ecitcil. "You're a big healthy-looking man to be begging." said the lady nt l he door. "A fellmv has to be healthy, ma'tn. to eat tlie lionie-itaale pie you iailie gives us noivailay.s," ansHered the tramp. Vonlicrs .Statesman. Liberal Adjustments Prompt Payments. REMEMBER H. HRRVEY SCH0CH, GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY, Only the Oldest, Strongest Cash Companies, Jmi'c, Jjile, Accident and Inrnado. No Assessments No Premium Notes. Assets .sj I, ()3iV 13.88 jTlio Aetna Founded A. ti .i I'rnpjrSely. Alicia Do you think it exactly prop er tor you to have the portrait of that young man on your dressing-table? Uorothy lint he is looking the other way. Detroit .lounial. Ail Dimmer. He I nhoiild think that giri would b afraid of getting overheated riding her wheel so fast. ' lie Oh, perhaps her hair curls nat urally. N. Y. Journal. Alaska-KIoudykc Gold Mining Co., No. 90 Broadway, New York. l:plleit Direction. "Dave, you got anything in the way of a water color?" asker tlie caller. "You'll find the milk dealer on the block below," was the reply. Yonkers Statesman. A Different Troeea Entirely. Mr. (Jnrgoylo lias Mrs. Glanders gone upstairs to change her dress? '"Mr. Glanders Ko; to change her mind. Louisville Courier-Journal. A Nalaance. Tommy rop, what's a pedestraln? Ctiraso Oh, he's one of Ikose chaps wio's always kicking against the bicy clists. N. Y. Journal. Homo " " " J85.' u Amcriean " " u 1810 The Standard Accident Insiiranc The New York Life Insurance Co. The Fidelili) Mutual Life Association. Your Patrosage Solicited. i,8r3,(i28.51 2,-l(l!).rSl.53 Co. Enr to Perceive. . She I never -use paints on my faceJ Ho So I should Judge, by your com-1 plexlon. Up-to-Date. Great Reduction Sale ot FURNITURE! For Ni icty Days ! The Undersigned Offer The Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE .AT THE GUEATKST 8ACRIFIOK KvIUl KNOWN IN UKNTKAL I'ENN- SYLVAN I A. We are not helling out, but we do tliiH to Increase our wtlen above enypren vlotis year. We give a lew cf tlm priceH iib follows : Hoft Wood Chamber Suits $14.00 Cotton Tup Mattress. 2.25 Hard Wood Chuinber Suits 111.00 Woven Wire Mattress l.fr Antique Oak Suits, 8 l'ieeey l'.I.OO Hed Spring 1.2 riiiHli l'arlor Suits SU.uu I irnp Tables, per R 60 Wooden Chairs per set S.OO .l'lutforiu Hookers 8 00 In stock, everything in tlie furniture line, including Mirrors, Hook Cases. Desks, bide-boards, Cupboards, Centre Tables, Fancy Uockers, Ihtby Chairs, Feather Pillows, Lounges, Couelies, Doiil'Ii trays, Sinks, Hall Racks, Can. Seat Chairs IIiiq, inediiim and cheap furniture, to suit all classes. Prices reduced all through. Come early and see our stock beforej giving your oruer, anu iiiub save jo to vj per cent, on every uoinir. Spetjial Attention Given to Undertaking & Embalming. KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited, MIFFLINBUKOH, P