(Si- FGYHZn . Absolutely Pur kovai imut mmi eo., nn vouk. was seen on oar streets last week. Scott is a good fellow and is always welcome Part of the delegatiou from West Beaver in . visiting the county seat last week took dinner at the Eugle 1 lotel, opposite 1 It.. II. depot, and found landlord Ar lopa.t very obliging and liis tahk well furnished with good and sub stantial grub and deserts too num erous to mention. Pennsylvania Deitsch. ' IjIkykr Kernel H.vkpki:. Per onner dawg is dor Mike Hetz el in de "blowder shtoop" mimu ons Hullerhifka un we are sich onna g'huekwl hut hut are em Hilly lix- ler nil's gnee g shlogii un hut g sawd : "1'illy, Ieh bin now wi-.Klcr uH'inina fees. Ieh hob ush my lednhte load wtetza on de meel g'fora on linf-un-niiH'tieh eent de bushel, hob der ledsht dawler shoolila lift' iniuera Iniweri batnwleil un hob ganuuk voxel ivverieh far der i'raw en neie drixs kaw fa. Ks wore mere n far- lade em ledshta hpote-yore noaeh der leekshoii we der Bryan defeat won? os ieh ea noshen g'hot hob far mieh henka, un ieh tin now ous os ieh en IxxmuTawlielicr mistake g'maiyht hi t won leh's gado het." "Farwn so?" hut der Billy g'sawd. "Wei!, !u wal-lit ieh wore en demngrowd, vm hoi) deinagrawdishe tzciliiiig;i galasa, im de hen mieh, holes der shiiuter, i;'lawva maueha dos silver uu w:et.a dai!a ulf em sama slitengel woxa un daida olsfart . i i i i nut nnoimer uraveia in unee ios der defeat fun frei silver (laid l.iv eent groomlieera, lbofi:e eent welsh- Uarn uu ureisieli eent wa-tza nia-na, un wile ieh mieh shier sex hoonert dawler shoolda hob :'lnit hov i ir'maiied em MeKinlev si election daid mieh shwampa un soil is fiir wass os ieh mieh henka hob wella. "Well," hut der liilly g'saw.l, "fiir-wass husht net ? More hetta dieh net ga-inissinl. Du worsht any how olsfart tsu geitzieh tars uu setza fiir de lmova ous der sell warla budille. So nion we du kenta mere goot oony do." "Ferleieht kent ere, Billv," hut der Alike g'sawd, "un ferleieht aw net. AVon's net ware far leit we ieh woo shoffa un safa, ware date de toxa batzawla. Dere karl woo doh dawg lar dawg um Uer. pier, room hueka we niieka uff niadota iwel nn shelta ivver de tzeida kenna net ex nocta feel iinbroofinont sjina in era unshtanda, no mauehts nix ous ware Bresident is. Won dere en dawler fardeened don .sin dere net tsu-fritta bis es oil iiirsuflu is. Dere shieked eir kinner in de shool wim oMmt soonsht ulf holt, gait on de 'leekshon un farkawl't eir vote wu eieh nix ga-kusht hut iiir badeena, un won dero amohl so oldt sint os dere eieh nimmy solver hellii kent don fbra se eieh ivver en publie wake os ei-h si heva nix gakusht hut nuch maorma house woo so geitziehe leit we ieh ull'hohla inissa far so chaps wedo." "Sell eoomcd tzimlieh naixt hame," hut der Billy g'sawd. "Luss uns der subject changa. Du sawg sht du worsht en Deniadrawd. Bisht du henncr niieV" "Xet won ieh my farshtond holt. Ieh bin long ganuuk um der shtoomba room g'feered worra. Mer hen olsfart gfMnle tzeida g'hot won de liepublieans iiu jiower wora un es g(H)ked mer now os won se wiI der oin eoonia warn. In fact der bower os ollaweil glawkcd wtega le da hardta tzeida is ordlich feel fun- era sow wile are net wase won are ganuuk hut. "O," hut der Jiillv .g'sawd, "de bowera sin nuch net oil goot ob." "Yaw, un se warra aw si heva i I ,,. .... iiei. j'ui iii-vinicy laroi uooi ien "K'll I Kiss. One of their rarlv i i,.,. , r., 1 1 , ,. , , i juiH'ii ivver en iiiiuir seii-onunu os - a..,, uiu argue he river was im ft.jj H,ltu ,st wu,,,t far far. W,,,, 1 roam. That was the s ,,. hXt ken Un f " 7 " " " - ""' KREAMElC Mi.-w Kdna Smith of Selinsgroxo L$ visiting relatives in this place ie later part of last week X p. Ilunnnel and Union Kramer rode l)Stdinsrc)ve tt Sunday on their Utvls Several of our citizens Wmled the Kratzcrville pienie on tjtunlay The xtsoim1 property lithe kite John lhckel, deceased, ,is sold at publie sale on Saturday lisher Walter and brother, Jeroino, was in MiiMlelmrgh Satur jjv (J rover Fox, who is going (,c('li(Mil at Selinsgrove, was home ,,vfr Sunday laines Bow, wi'e aililaiighter of Selinsgrovc were HtingMrs. Bow's parents Sunday , ..The Ixivs and girls said the ileplioiie worked splendid last week a town oeronie inter, who Indhccii visiting his parents and jrii'iuls around here, has returned to i Anthony. Idaho, his present june The scuiirrtls are not free .. . i iintil next niontli ami never tree on Sunduv. . . . . Profs, (ieo. and Foster Fi-licr were calling in this vicinity Sandav evening F. Seaman's cow got a dose of Paris green week before last but the cow recovered. Horebound unci Elecampane Cordial Ucb ot the component parts ot Aunt Haclia ii cordial, viz: Ilorehoubd and Elecampane Hounds peer's Grupe Julccls a cure (or pul- unry complaints. The Orape Julco ana llor- IwkI are comblnod with Elecampane Id the inportions recommended by the best physicians throat and luiig diseases public speakers and upre. For sale ty druggists, or aunt nucha, th home, Passaic N. J. ONE OP TWO WAYS. The bladder was created for one purpose, namely, a receptacle for the vine, nou as sucu it is not liable to my form of disease except by one of two ways. Hie first way U from imperfect action of the kidneys. The iKond way is from ' cureless local treatment of other diseases. IIIl'.P t'Al'NE. I'hlienMhv urine from unhealthv kidney b is tin' chief cause of bladder troubles. So the womb, like the bladder, wnscreiiti'd for one purposes, tod if not doctored ton miicli in not iiable to weakness or disease, except icmre cases. It is situated back of uu very close to the bladder, there lure any pain, disease or iuconveni 'Dcem.uiife.sted iu the kidneys, back, bladder or urinary pashae is often, by nistake, attributed to female weak ms or womb trouble of some sort. Tbe error is easily miide and may be w easily avoided. To find out cor rectly, set your urine asiiia for twenty our hours, a sediment or settling indicates kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and the extraodinary effect of Dr Ivihuer'r Swanip-ltoot, the Peat kidney, and bladder remedy is won realized. If you need a medicine foil should have the best. At drinr- fisti fifty cents and one dollar You nay uitve a sample bottle and pam phlet, both sent free by mail. Maii "ion the Middleburu'h, Post and send jour address to Dr. Kilmer A; Co.. Mianiton, N. Y. The prpn,'tor of Ms paper guarantee the genuineness tins offer WEST BEAVER. Our schools will open on Mon k next. The teachers all seem to will pleased to have their wages ftised three dollars per month...... fte fishing party that had been at aminiry returned with a nice lot of u.' ol not catching any large ones Some of the 49th hoys expect pui'iui their reunion at 1'ort JJoy ; The Ilerhstcr hovs are doing ?(,' husincss with their new thresh- '"Kmachim. Tlu.ip w,i-l.- !c W to all P. W. Treaster m with his two sons to thu Pa urtiaee, lluntinn-don eountv. hist lurJay to work on IT. Kneim'n rfve,l'ill Fred Gundrum em- l""? Ulintlu.r I fr rr l.ol.v I I., r " rrj ia ui.ir linn itll 'Is waeli orchard and also to assist p!n general fanrt work C. P'Uh l,a( been agisting W. II. (Hp, !ie Crossgrove blacksmith, plus work last week Pota- rs are reported to bo rottening and rj'Ul won't be as large as cx Cwl J- J. Steely, and wife r"iOunday With some of their r" friends Sheriff Hitter wara" un era shtricha fnrlecra wu usht holver g'niulka wieerdt ; are holdt es fee net ous em welshkarn feldt won der bower de fensa tzoin ma solla hut lussa ; arc doot de fen du note net oh Ixitxawla won cm geld ga-used is wai'e far nuch Atlantic City g'iu ; are doot ken grefla ina lolxl won der bower se shtrow far kawfed un inaucht ken misht, un es schlimsht fun oil, der ilclviuley tariff bringt keiu mon en oneryfraw won are aney hut os tswiea mold so feel in der si-kivveJ slunisiHl os de fiinulia est. Xie, ieh hob es ledsht niohl g'vote far en deningrawdisher Uresideiit. Olsfardt sin so om far- shpreeha un gevva ihich nix.' Se g'inawiia mieh on selle yhtory in der Shrift woo der divel g'sawd hut : "Gib nil" di gnec fiir mere un ieh geb dere oil cs loud os du stena consht fun dara Tne,' un dueJi hut 1 der oldt nhcllem keu oeker ga-gen-eil." . "Eshoa iluch aUuit 0,500,000 voters in em IJrjTin ti farschpreclia ga-,l.'.wlx! on der leilshta 'lection," hut der liilly g siwd. Yaw," hut der Mike g'sawd, "un won are elect ware warra hetta mer nuch widder far fier yohr IX-m-agradislie ellcidritcha forga kennn." (Ms waller, (i)TTI.IF.n 1?(XXASTIKU UK.YVEUTOW.N. t A. II. llowcrsox, wife ami daugh ter returned hist week from a two weeks' journey to Michigan and Ohio Our public schools opened on Monday for a six months' term W. X. lleimlcich and wife are attending the I.cwisburg fair this wci'k .... Win. Speeht put a glass front in his furniture shop hist week. Allerrher.? F.ivsr Navigation. 11. liuriis Smith of Xcw Kens ington, Pa., sends us a copy of the Sunday Pitts!:t'g .'".'; in which we iiud a full a"cou:i: of the pro gress made toward securing Naviga tion in the Alh gh '!iv Kivcr from Pittslmrg to Oil City. This seems now an assured fiii'l :.nd when com pleted will lc a grt-a-. convenience to the tMaiM'l.'ti'tuiviN ct' ihat rciiion. Growing Children One-third of all the children die before they are five years o'd Most of them die of some' wasting disease. They vtovr very slowly; keep thin in flesh; are fretful; food does not do them much good. You can't say they have any disease yet they never prosper. A slight colo, or some stomach and bowel trouble takes them away easily. scorrs emulsion of Cod-liver Oil with Hypophos phites is just the remedy for growing; children. It makes hard flesh; sound flesh; not soft, flabby fat. It makes strong- bones, healthy nerves. It changes poor children to children rich in prosperity. Book about it fret for trie asking. tNo substitute for Scott' Emul sion will do for the children what we know Scott's Emulsion will do. Get the genuine. For s&le by all druggists ,it 50c. and $1.00. SCOTT & BOWNK. New York. Ih the Pain! Tbe aches and pains of Rheumatism become a constant companion to all who arc victims erf this disabling disease. Much suffering could be avonted if the first warning pains of Rheumatism were heeded and the proper treatment at once taken. But the people generally are not acquainted with tbe cause of the disease, though thousands know its tor tures. Those who use liniments and ointments cannot understand why they grow worse each winter, and find them selves gradually becoming unable to get arouna as they once could; yet they know that their trouble came on at first as little aches and pains, which hardly attracted their attention.! Everybody should know more about rheumatism; they should know that it is a peculiar condition of the blood upon which all the liniments in the world A V A SUMMER SAIL in ladies' shoes is a pdcaxiuit voyage afoot. For the pleas ure it gives, there's no sail like our sale. Crowds arc enjoying it, and securing the prettiest, coolest and best fit ting Summer shoes now man ufactured, at prices which buyeis find it a pleasure to pay. For house or street wear, pleasure or evcry-day practical purposes, walking, riding, or driving, wo supply snt& demanded by liiHuiuii iinu uiu uivuaifs ui individual taste. Ladies, whoever claims your hands, by all means surrender your is able to go to the very seat of the disease, and force it out. Swift's Specific (S.S.S.) is the right remedy for Rheu matism, because it la the otyy blood remedy free from mercury, potash and other minerals which intensify the dis ease, causing stillness of the joints and celling of tbe bones. Swift's Specific being a real blood rem edy never fails to cure Rheumatism. It reaches even the worst cases where the doctors have made cripples with their prescriptions of potash and mercury. Mr. D. R. Johnson, an extensive lum ber dealer of Blackshear, Ga., writes: My wife was for years a suff-rer from Rheumatism, and was treated .oustant ly, but could obtain no relief The pain was first felt in her left shoulder, aud extended in all directions, increasing in severity. The doctors said the dis ease was liable to strike tlje heart at any time, in wuicn event ueatu would be inevitable. "Every kind of treatment rccommend- ea tor Kiieuniatisui was given her, including many blood remedies, but none did her any good. She was grow.- mg worse all tue while, and was reduced to a mere shadow of her foimer self. "It was at this critical period that bwilt's b pec i lie was given her; the med icine seemed to reach the disease promptly, and she at once began to im prove, une aozen bottles effected a complete cure, and she has had no touch of the disease since." Every one afflicted with Rheumatism should take a remedy which can reach their trouble. S.S.S. will cure the most aggravated case of Rheumatism, Catarrh, Cancer, Contagious Blood Poison, Scrof ula, Eczema, or any other blood disease. It is guaranteed Purely Vegetable Books mailed free to any address by the Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga feet to these shoes. 6. H. eJusiiceof the Peace AND CONVEYANCER M. Z. siblMiftGLK. Middlchiirgh, Pa V. V.. HOHI.lt. :. i.. pavi.i.v; BOWER & PAWLING, Attonic.VH-ut-ljiiv, Offlces In Hunk llillMlnir. Ml(l(llClillTffll P2. CIIAS. NASItl'UUVIS, Collections, Loans . and Investments. IIoul F.stxlo hihI I'ri tii) Ilncilicr, WilliiuiiBpoit, Lypomiiiu Co., l'n Deposits nnci'H(l, sulircl lodrafls or checks, rom uny p:irt o! Uiu tvorM. R. Tv PotticgGi, Veterinary sUrceoN. SELINSGROVE. PA. All professional bflslness entrusted to my cure will receive prompt, and careful attention. Ripana Tabules. RIpaDS Taouies euro nausea. Ripans Tabules: at druggists. Don't Tobiees Spit tad Smoke Toir Life Amu;, To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag netic full of lifo, nerve and vigor, take No To Boo, the wonder worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, Wo or II. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Itemed; Co.. Chicago or New York. J AS. O. CKOUSE, ATTOKNKY AT LAW, MlDDLKUUHO, PA. All Uii.xiuu.H8 entrusted to his ttare will receive prompt attention. --Newly EHtabliHheil. WEST PERRY HOTEL, Our-fourth mllo lOiml ol ltii-hlii.1,1. Teams free for travelinK men to ilrivo to town, ufioro or niter ineui. IlnteB 75 coutH per Duy. OBTAINED. DflTCMTQ fnlLIIIU TERMS EASY. Consult or cominunlculu with tlio Kdllor of this paper, who will glvo all needed lnlor-matlon. THEOLD ESTABLISHED -Merchants7 House,-- Third Nlrcet Above 'nlloNliill. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Under New Management Kates $1.50 a day, , $5.00 per Week. Win. F. Miller, Prop'r. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE ID nn H UJJU RUE POST. It'sjiveH all iiiiiuutiiiit news ol" the Nation. It gives all important news of tin World. It gives entertainment to younir ami M It gives brilliant ami instructive Editorials. Price, Ss.soaYcar. Advertising rates on applion cion. Sample copy tree to advertisers;. MIDDLEBTJRGH, lJA. FURNITURE, CARPETS AND CHINA. :(): Hi iijlit i:-w tl-iti l.i.-l. l i t .-.iiu cvtryiiiM.K iiml cut mi' if ui' Stort Sim 'tIhI Styli's in vt.i.-'i r.t (.icf ynii m i i r iili. il Couches cuuss. 'AIMM-.TS, ia t;. Al:V-; . S nn. I'M "IT U Kn ii t j rin'.. mi i nv i l,ii t iitii- i .1 el' I ti.Tc ! ia n t c.iii i. ui t- t t -. :: Vi. i!r- ::i i.i.M-tfi.!i. . H. FELIX, Lovi?iWi Liberal Adjustments Prompt Payments. R E M E M BEr" ' """ ' "BilMMr H. HRRVEY SCHDCH; GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY, Only the Oldest, Strongest Cash Companies, Fire, Life, Accident and Tornado. No Assessments No Premium Notes. m M MMaHBHHM - I llfc ml i i mH irill fin I The Aetna bounded A. P., 1810 Assets $11,055,513.83 " Homo 44 " 1853 " i),853,(J2S.51 " American " 41 41 1810 " 2,400,584.53 The Standard Accident Insurance Co. The. New York Life Insurance Co. . The Fidelity Mutual Life Association. Your Patronage SMieited. A NEW Ml ' ! tSj ENTERPRISE tl pi AT - Si OPPENHEIMER'S Cli h M Mm, sow is the time to ma!; ' Uargains I in ! W ... t in hoys , Y.Mitli.s' a:;:l ."Men's Shoes As we houht our slock liel'oiv liie late advance ve can nive our !:( omers f 5 the benefit id" same. 'VfAT.T. ATJTi VJmTVV IiEADY MADE CLOTHING For Youths, Hoys' nnd iIen reeiMved daily. Hemem her we are llead-ijuarters Cor (ienls" Furiiishiu (ioods, 1 1 at s, Trunks, Satchels, Umbrellas, Kte. Vou will save money by buying of I r. mi ' , i- r. HI I line llorxr lllimki'ln Ami Lap Hobes H. n t uppennei! ner,s,. Market St., jSeii Hsu l-ove, pa- Great Reduction Sale ot For Ni "cty Days ! The Undersigned Offer The Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE AT THE GHEATEST SACJUF1CR KvElt KNOWN IN ( T.NTUAI, I'KNN:- SYLVANIA. We aro not fiillin( out, but we do tliis to increiiMe our auli-n iibove nny pro vIouh year. We jriv a few of the prices ns follown : Soft Wood Cliftii.bcr builH 14.00 Cotton Top Miittic." 2.25 Hard Wood Chamber Suits 111.00 Woven Wire Mutt rex 1.75 Antique Oak Wuits, 8 Plecep 111.00 Med Springs 1.25 Plush Parlor Suits MOO DropTablen, per ft t0 Wooden Chairs per set 2.50 Platform Hocker 2 50 In stock, everything in the furniture line, inchiilirit,' Mirrors, Hunk Caseo, Desks, Bideboardn, Cupboards, Centre Tables, Fancy Rockers. Baby Chairs, Feather Pillows, Lounges, Couches, Dotihtrays, (Sinks, Hall Racks, Can. Seat Chairs fine, medium and cheap furniture, to suit all classes. Prices reduced all through. Come early and see our stock beforej giving your order, and thus Save 15 to 20 per cent, on every dollar. Special Attention Given to Undertaking & Embalming. KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited, MIFFLINBURGn, P