THE I1IDDLEBURGS POST. GEO. W, WAGEXSELLER, ' Editor and Proprietor Btodlescboh, Pa., Sept. 2, 1897. It is estimated that 82,000,000,000 cf vtr material was afloat on the occasion of the British naval review at Spit head. This is a pretty little sum. Evidently peace nowadays comes at a high price. Alaskan enthusiasts who are not to be discoutaged by the stories of high prices of the necessaries of life per haps think they can make up for the other expenses by saving on their ice bills, suggests the Chicago Record. British enthusiasts who wished to celebrate what they call the thousandth anniversary of the foundation of England's navy by King Alfred have beeu snubbed by young Mr. Chain lwrlain, who is Civil Lord (if the Ad miralty, with the statement that the navy department has hud enough cele bration for this year. English Presbyteriuns are natur ally making much of the laying of the corner-stone at Cambridge of the Westminster Theological college. One of their papers remarks that this re turn to Cambridge and to "classic ground" is one of the most important events which have happened in the history of the English Presbyterian church. That scheme for a state railroad to run from its northern boundary to the Gulf is again being agitated in Texas. Some of the talk is wild, but lots of it is quite sensible, maintains the New England Homestead. If New York state can build and operate the Erie canal, finally making it free nud ap propriating an extra S!),000,0()0 for its improvement, w hy may not the Em pire state of the great Southwest have a state railway. The purpose of both enterprises is regulation of freight rates. If the Texas scheme should work as well in this prospect as the Erie canal has done, it would be more than viudicnted. The Indian mail brings a remark able detective story. The detective was a professor Haukiu. It was the cholera microbe he was after. Thirteen people had sat at mess in Sangor. Nine of them got sick. Three had cholera. One died. The witirobev was detected in a water-pot in the kitchen. But the supply from which that pot was filled was pure. The dish cloth.however turned out to have been dried on an infected sand bank. Conveyed into the kitchen, the microbe uad not only got into the water-pot, but into a chocolate pudding. There it yielded 4000 million cholera mi crobes in eighteen hours. Chocolate pudding has been off at Kuugor since. One of the most promising tields in the world for the motor car is West ern Australia. There are thousands of miles of rlut country, and into this, auriferous region English ccpital is flowing in big blocks. The Western Australian government is borrowing all the money it can to open up this region, and for many years to come there will be a great deal of activity here in connection w ith property that has to be carried long distances. The camel is the beast of burden now, but the bicycle is beginning to drive him out. Miners find that they can puck fair-sized loads on the wheels and get over the country rapidly. A local syndicate has been formed in Mel bourne to manufacture motor cars, aud it is expected that this means of conveyance will force out all others. The New York World in a recent is sue publishes official data showing that the situation in the state is most distressing. From the figureB cited by the New York paper it appears that within the past two years something like 131 murders have been committed in New York city, for which only seven persons have been sentenced to death and eight to life imprisonment. Out of the total number of murders com mitted during this interval, tifty-one are shrouded in deep mystery, aud the perpetrators of these foul crimes are still at large. Based upon the penal records of the past two years, as reproduced in the columns of the World, the chances of a murderer's reaching the gallows or the execu tioner's chair in New York are one in eighteen; of life imprisonment, one in sixteen, and of escape altogether one in three. This record is, indeed, most appalling. Tnre l always hope beyond; we are bound to Lave colder weather next winter. CASTLES. Th tottorinjr walla, the (rambling arch. The columns. tb work of art. Are mingled with briar and weed and. It rime A fitting counterpart, In telling the tale of the long ago. Of the east lea where lord and liege The legions defied, but that fell before Old Time's relentless siege. But the eorneretones were deeply laid. Below the rage of the storm. And mark the spot that will tell the tale To the ages yet unborn. But nothing remains of the lores and hope Of the princely dwellers there. No pillar are left, no fragments are found, Of their castle in the air. let the castles of Love, and the temples of Hope. And Ambition's gorgeous goal, Ilave aisles ai broad and domes as high As the concept of the Soul. Delusions may come and Illusions may go, The mirage may bring despair, let oheer to the soul, and joy to the heart, Are castles in the air. They take us away from the plod and the grind. Away from life's wearisome road, And promise that somehow, In days to come. We shall bear us a lighter load. Hope's anchor Is fastened within the veil Of the faith abiding there; We smile at care and banish griot From our castles in the air. Our castles may vanish, but never decay, Like the casljes we have seen, With moss-covered ruin the Joer of the winds. And the sport of the Ivy green. But grander aud higher we build anew Ho high that we seem to be where The snugs of the anguls nil the dome Of nur castles in the air. Will Cum back. In Indianapolis Journal. REFORMATION OF SHEPHERD. By R. CLYDE FORD. isieieiGiGfceiaaej REDGENo. 4was stationed one summer on the range between Bay Mills and Point aux Pins. The quarter-bout for the hands, "Sibeery," the 0& night men called it from the time it had been so christened by Joe Shep herd in a fit of melancholy and despair, was anchored in a little sandy cove ou the Canadian side of the river near the Point. The gouge in the shore line here was due wholly to the removal of sand by a "sand sucker," a contrivance fitted np by the Canadians to get sand for their new locks at the Soo. How ever much the night men said they disliked the constant wheezing and puffings of the sucker, aud the un couth machine itself, which they claimed had sot fire to their last yenr's quarter-boat and compelled them to crawl out of a sound n!eep in the mid dle of the forenoon, leaving watches and clothes behind, still, in reality, they did not object very much to the snoker after all. It was their only re laxation, their only excitement in the lonesome hours of their quarter-boat life. "Mighty hot Sibeery, ain't it, boys?" Joe would remark, when about ' 10 o'clock the men came down from their hot rooms to sit in disconsolate groups in the shade of the house on broken anchor chains and dredge machinery. "Might jest about as well be a Canuck aud run a sand-sucker," ha would grumble on, peering through clouds of smoke from his corn-cob pipe out into the cleor water, where, forty or fifty feet away, the long pipe of the sucker was feeling about on the bot tom and pulling a steady stream of sand and water up into the big scow which served as a sort of stomach for it And then some late comer would appear with suspenders dragging, and after contemplating the progress of the pumping, would call out to the imper turbable saud-sucker men, "That's right, fellers, dig away; you need sand, you fellers dot" And, in spite of Joe's expostulating snort that the night crew needed sand, too, this continued to be the regular duily joke whioh the for saken party on Sibeery hurled at her majesty a subjects on the sucker. It was a strange sort of regimen which prevailed on the dredge. When there were places to be filled anybody who offered himself was accepted. No questions were asked. It was, how ever, expected that no one would get drunk while on duty. What one did when off duty was of no consequence, The great channel between Duluth aud Buffalo was strictly international, and anybody could help dig it, be he Jew or Oeutile, white or black. Per eonal history counted for nothing, for pedigree and past life were never made subjects of study on the river. The river is one place in this democratic land, at any rate, where, as the poet says, "There ain't no ancient history to bother you nor me. The make-up of the night crew was remarkable, aud it had some striking characters in it. But the most re markable man of all who sat down to midnight dinner on No. 4 was Joe Shepherd. He was tall and slim, al most luthy indeed, and not rery old. He stooped slightly with the languor ous etoop of a scholar, but was not one. His face, turned a dusky brown by the wind and weather of the chan nel, was marked by a nose, large and plump, and burned a still fiercer red than the rest of his face. Joe's nose was a flaming promontory in a parched Sahara. Surmount his face by a soft wool hat, and imagine him dressed in fairly good clothes, and you have Joe Shepherd, the person. But it would take long acquaintance to know Joe Shepherd, the man, the real personal ity, which was at once the life and soul what little there was of the night crew. Joe was the boss at night, the "run ner" in the Ternacular of the dredge. He presided over the machinery in the engine room and regulated the great crane and dipper. Ia the ghostly electric light he presented a stracge appearance, as Been from a tttg or passing barge, his tall, gaunt figure bending over the lever, which he pushed forward or backward at a mo tion from the cranesman till the crane groaned or creaked. Occasionally hia hand wonld reach up to the whistle signal, and a hoarse, bellowing blast would warn some passing steamer where it was to go. Sometimes, too, he would sing at his work, for he had a good voice. His favorite song was a kind of river lyric: "An' the waters sweep tn As we dig away At the bottom oMhe river tied; An' the boat creep on As we list away That's how we earn r bread. "Battle an' creak o' the erane. An' up with 'e anchor post; On with the work again, 'TIs a dreary life at most, 'lis a dreary life at most. An' the day sweep on As we work away Wherever falls the lead; An' our lives creep on Till our hearts gl' way That' how we earn 'r bread. "Rattle an' creak o' the crano, An' up with 'e anchor post; On with the work again, 'TIs a weary life at most, 'TIs a weary lite at most." If the night crew had stopped to think they could have seen that Joe was their superior in everything but morals. Morally dredge men are pretty much alike. He swore like the rest, he talked illiterately like the rest, but now and then there would flash into his oonversation an expression beautifully turned, some illusion foreign to his surroundings, indicating a life and history not quite covered up by the ooze of the river. But whatever he might have been, it was evident that he had shaped himself so long to his environment that the adaptation had become real life with him. Joe's besetting sin was drink. In this he did not differ any from the rest, but one noticed it more in him because the gentleman was not quite rubbed out of him. Whenever the tug went to the Soo in the day time, Joe went along if he could get passage from Hi berry, and he always came back with, gourd-like i nose colored a more pro nounced red. Joe had a wife, too, who lived in a little house in the Soo, but she did not see much of him. He went to town over Sunday, but he spent most of Saturday night with the bons vivants of Water street, afid he did not rest Sundays. Of oonrsy he ought not to have been able to find liquor on a Sunday, but whoever knows the river and the river world, will see nothing remavkable in this. The men said Joe's wife took his dissipation very much to heart for she was young and un utter stranger ia the town. And of course a wife wholboks forward through a long week of lone Bomo4ies8 to seeing her husband Sat urday night, is wretched and cries from disappointment if he does not come home till Sunday afternoon, and drunk at that. Women are so peculiar about such things. The Fourth of July came, that year in the middle of the week, aud at four o'clock in the morning of the eventful day Joe blew a long blast of the whistle, and the dredge stopped work. As soon as the men could wash np the tug took them down to Sibeery, where a few hoarse shrieks brought out the "exiles" who could sleep nights "as white orter," said Joe. Everybody put on his best clothes and took ail the money he had. The term "best clothes" among dredge men does not mean much; a $10 suit at most, a white shirt with a few tobacco stains on the bosom, a collar laundered once or twice in the course of the summer, aud a necktie of glaring colors such it is to bo well dressed ou the river. By six o'olock the tug was puffing away toward the Soo with almost the whole population of No. 4 aboard of her. There is no need to particularize specially as to the adventures of the day. Everybody celebrated with a will; celebrated as only river men whose miuds are filled with the sig nificance of the day can celebrate. The night fireman of the dredge was drunk by ten o'clock. Bill Sykes, the day cranesman, was in the lock-up by noon. Roddy, fireman of the tug, took part in three fights in the course of the day and was worsted in all of them. But Joe Shepherd was unusu ally methodical and moderate in his jollification. He drank copiously at his own and other people's expense; but he combined exercise and pleasure so carefully that he was "still on the range" at noon. But his nose showed certain telltale signs. Joe's nose was like the water gauge of a boiler. One could tell about how he was filling up by it. At four o'clock the day runner went to the tug and blew a few short whistles, the rallying whistle for the men. Aud soon they came those that were coming at all but with steps very measured and slow. Now and then sotne of them would be moved to tears from patriotic fervor and stop to embrace one another and thank heaven they were citizens of our great repub lic all of this within a step of the canal. Last of all caroe Jos, somewhat per tur)ed in manner, but still enduring. He was singing with all his might the refrain of his favorite song, with some variations: "Rattle V creak o' the crane, An' up with 'e anchor post; On with the work again, 'TIs a blamed hard life at most '71s a blamed hard life at moat." He had just started on this for the third or fourth time when a little wo man turned the corner and came np by the side of him. The song died on Li i;r. "r; . i,i.m.i ur was the end of it. "Joe," said the woman, "yon haven't been home this week now and" "Mrs. Shepherd," inter rnpted Joe oratorically, "thjs is the day we celebrate. The nation's wel fare is Here ha stumbled and did not finish his sentence. . . . "But Joe, you didnt come home last Sunday, either, and I git so lone some all alone," and the woman began to cry. 3y this time the two were up near the tug. "Oh, come, now, Mrs. Shepherd, Julia dear, guess you'd better go back, you'll be hinderin' proper navigation on the canal here." "I don't care, I won't go back, not now axyway. If you're goin off I'm goin' to see you Ami rut," and she fastened resolutely to Jee's arm with one hand, atnl wiped her ewes with the other. Joe was embarrassed and conscience-smitten. And it was as ordeal to appear like this before the men, some of whoa did not even know he was married. While the pro visions were being put aboard and the last stragglers collected, Joe sat near by on a stick of timber, with his wife holding to his arm. When all was ready the captain yelled "all aboard," and blow the whistle. Joe rose to go. "Give me a kiss, Joe, please," said his wife, and he hesitatingly and awk wardly kissed her. Then he stepped on the tug and the woman was alene by the canal. Joe was sobering up fast, but he talked with nobody and during the run back to the dredge stood by him self on the bow and let the cool breeze clear the cobwebs from his brain. That night the dredge started up again with Joe rnnning. For several hours he soarcely spoke, but toward midnight he turned to the inspector, who stood near. "Mr. Hunter, a man who gets drunk is a fool, ain't he?" he asked, hilf in question, half in meditation.' "Yes," answered the in spector tersely. "Then I'll quit it," said Joe, and he kept his word. A Mercurial Monarch. To those who are nooustomed to look upon Oriental potentates and dig nitaries as the impersonification of re pose and decorous gravity, most of them being so impassive that it is per fectly impossible to interpret their feelings, the King of Siam is a perfeot revelation, says a correspondent. He is literally bubbling over with enthus iasm, excitement, curiosity and de light and impresses everybody that has met him since his arrival in Eu rope as being the jolliest little fellow imaginable. He is always smiling when he is not laughing outright, never bows without a smile of suoh broadness that it is almost a full fledged grin, and dashes off his hat with suoh a grand and vehement ges ture that he almost knocks over the people nearest him. He can do noth ing calmly, and managed, by his an tics, to keep the somber and unhappy looking King Humbert in altogether abnormally good spirits throughout his entire stay at Borne. He made a per fect show of , himself at the capitol. He ran from statue to statue, looking at them all round, in front, at the back and even underneath. When he saw the capitol Venus his enthusiasm knew no bounds, and he actually jumped, shouted and slapped his thighs .with admiration. In fact, he is so lively that the stately biased officials of the various courts of Europe, where he is visiting, are in a great state of pertur bation.' He has already been nick named "King Quicksilver," owing to the rapidity with which he does every thing, even his speaking of the Eng lish language. Ieperate Wile of Wheelman. Only desperate necessity could urge a wheelman to take such chances as were faced one day recently by Joseph E. Everett of Brick Church, N. J. Mr. Everett is a lawyer, and having a most important engagement iu a neigh boring town, determined to take the morning train to the place in question. He miscalculated the time, and did not discover his orror until warned by the train whistle. He is elderly, but is an expert wheelman, and, jumping into the saddle, he dashed off to the depot. Just as the train started per sons on the platform saw him riding with head down and feet moving like piston rods down Harrison street to the railroad. At the crossing the cy olist turned on to the gravel track be tween the rails and scorohed down the road after the fast-receding train. As the last cor passed Evergreen place, moving at a speed which would have caused an experienced train jumper to hesitate, the cyclist rode abreast of the rear platform. Still pedaling with one foot and grasping the bar with one hand, the scorcher reached over and clutched the railing oh the plat form. With a quick movement he swung himself clear of the saddle, drawing his wheel after him by twin ing his other foot around the frame, and landed safely on the steps of the car The feat was witnessed by at least twenty persons, and all agreed that it had beat the record for any trick riding any of them had ever seen. Washington Star. Wooing and Wedding In Alaska. Wooing and wedding in Alaska among the natives are interesting and peculiar rites. When a young man is of a suitable age to marry, his mother, his aunt or his sister looks up a wife for him. He seldom marries a w.oman younger than himself; she is much old er, and sometimes is double his age, and even more. She is selected from a family whose position equals his, or is even higher. When a suitable wo man is found the young man is asked how many blankets and animal skins he is willing to pay for her. When that important question is settled, a feast is arranged in the home of the bride and the friends of both families are invited. When the company is as sembled the woman's people extol the greatness of their family. The young man's marriage gifts are spread out where they will make a fine show, and then his family sound , their praises. The ceremony lasts from one to two days, and finally the young man takea his wife to his own abode. Clover Seed. If the farmer wants a crop of clover seed, he should out the first crop as early as possible, says Hoard's Dairy man. The clover plant is a biennial. That means that it takes two years for it to blossom and seed. Now, if the first crop is allowed to stand until it blossoms, and the seed commences to form, there will be but very little seed in the second crop. The point is, to turn all the seeding instinct and power of the root into the second crop. Hence, the necessity of cutting the first crop much earlier than is usually done, when it is cut for hay alone. Preventing Egg-Eating. If an egg is broken the hens will eat it, and it is by eggs being broken that the hens learn the vioe, as they never eat eggs unless they first find one broken. The only way to prevent the hens from eating eggs after they once begin is to make a nest with a top, compelling the hen to walk in to reach the nest, and have the box raised ten inches from the floor, so that the hen cannot stand near the box to eat the eggs. When she goes on the nest she cannot do any harm, as she must come off and stand up to eat the eggs. Bale For Chicken Raiser. P. H. Jacobs, in the Poultry Keeper, gives a few rules that should be often referred to by chicken raisers: Ten hens iu a house 10x10 feet are enough. The yard should be at least ten times as large as the floor of the house. Tert weeks from shell to mar ket is the time allotted a broiler chick. Ten cents a pound is about the-aver age price of hens in market for the whole year. Ten cents should feed a chicken ten weeks, and it should then weigh two pounds. Ten months a year is usually the highest limit of time during whioh a hen will lay. Ten hens with one male is about the proper proportion. Ten quarts of corn, or its equivalent, should feed a hen ten weeks, if she is of a large breed, but ten quarts for three months is a fairer proportion. Ten pounds is a good weight for males of the larger breeds, one year old. Ten eggs is the average number to each pound. Ten flocks, each consisting of ten hens, are enough for an acre. Ten chicks, when just hatched, weigh about one pound. Ten hens should lay about 1000 eggs during tno year. This allows for some Jaying more than 100 eggs each, while others may not lay so many. ' Moulting. From July to December is the moult ing or sheddintr period for the noultrv. It takes about one hundred days from the time a hen first commences to moult nntil the process is completed. Some hens will commence to moult much earlier than others, thus finishing be fore the cold weather sets in. This is very desirable, as hens seldom lay during the moult, or the larger part of it, therefore if they oommence early, thns finishing early, it will be a deci ded gain, for then they can be gotten in a laying condition before cold weather, and we all know what that means. The feathers are composed largely of nitrogen ani lmneraj mj tcr. The first process is the loosening' stage, when the feathers loosen and drop out, at times leaving the bird almost naked, thus cold and disease (from exposure) are apt to follow. Heus should be carefully housed if the weather is at all cold or damp. When the new, feathers commence to come in it causes a great drain on the hen's body, especially of suoh sub stances as goes to furnishing nitrogen and mineral matter. Corn, wheat, etc., furnish the hen principally with car bon (fat), etc., while grass, bags, worms, etc., furnish the nitrogen aud mineral matter. Thus we see that the foods best adapted to the moulting sea son are the nitrogeneous foods. It will be seen from the above that at this period the hens Bhould have unlimited range, so that they can themselves gather a good supply of such articles as they need. Tho Epitomist. Lining Large Iteck Out of the Ground. Field boulders Are usually buried either wholly or iu part in the surface of the ground. To pull such a boul der out of the ground requires an enor mous amount of power, unless muoh hand digging is given beforehand. The sketch herewith shows a way to lift the stone as it is dragged out by a team of horses or oxen. The inclined WAT TO MOVE HEAVI STONES. stiok can be placed as near to the boulder as is practicable and as it rises to the perpendicular it of course lifts the stone. The bight of the prop will depend upon the size and depth of the stone. The knack of "knowing how" to do such things often saves a vast amount of work. American Agri eulturist. How to Grow pickle. Before we can think of pickling ou cumbers wi must grow them, and that It not always an easy matter, especial' ;w fix ly where the blight (leaf-blight bacterial blight) is a sure annual vuil tor. This disease often (pernio, usually, here and in many other local, ities) sweeps through the patches, first taking a plant here and there, and eon tinning its attacks until every plant ia the patch," long before the end of the season, has succumbed, ThewtyU to plant on strictly new soil, prefer. aoiy some sanay or mucgy loam.rather moist than otherwise, but thoroughly drained. Persistent spraying with Bordeaux mixture seems tohave good effect in keeping foliage healthy, Md if Paris green is added to it, in keep ing the beetles in check. Ooodcnlti. vation and repeated hoeing are abso. lutely necessary, but the vines ia these operations, as well as in picking should be disturbed as little at pos sible. It is the large number of marketable pickles which is wanted rather than large size of the indivirfn.i pickle. The size most in demand is three inches in length. The more promptly we pick the three-inch size the more pickles the area will furnish' and therefore the greater the returns and profits. An experienced grov?r says in iuicuigau rarmer: "The larger the number grown on a given territory the more profit, hence they should be picked very close. The bulk of the crop should he of the smallest or medium size. Those over looked can be utilized, but the fever the better, and none must be allowed to mature. Care must be taken to dis- iuiu iui viuco in iiiwe no possiuie; in this regard children with their bare feet are preferable to grown people, and our experience leads us to believe that children can, quite as easily as grown-ups, do tougnt to pick them clean." A Handy Farm Boiler. The ordinary farm boiler, or set kettle, in unhaudv from the fad tii.i ' T -" ."M the contents after each boiling mast I ue laboriously dipped out. The cut shows a boiler that avoids this diflUii. ty, for the boiler itself is made oil .1 i il . ... .1 sneeuron imeneavieBt to De obtained), A SET KETTLE. and rests upon the top of the brickJ work, so that it can be raised and rcJ moved. It has a handle at one en j and a lip at the other, so that it can t emptied directedly into pails or tubs or car, be pulled off the brickwork! upon a wheelbarrow and wheeled avis to the barn or hog house. A light! cover sets upon the top when over tba fire. If the boiler is to be used oat of doors, it should be made of galvanize! iron to prevent rusting. If the boiler! is very large, an iron rod can be place; across the middle of the openings the brickwork to support the bottom of the boiler. ' This arrangement vill be found convenient where food il ofteai boiled for stock. New YorsJ Tribune; Ialry Dot. ' 1 Color is subservient to taste in bull ter. Quality is of more importance thai quantity. Bad water will make impure, on wholesome milk. It is uncleanly to wet the hanJ while milking, and should always avoided. To improve tho milkiucr dualities a dairy herd, use bulls only from til best milkers. Dairy heifers should always be died familiarly from the first andtliei will be no trouble. The chief advantage of the cresmei system is cheapness of product froi the saving of labor. No dairyman can make uniform' good butter unless his cows are Hal. liberally with wholesome food. Dairying has one advantage in tl its products are always in the tin food, and hence always in ileniana. Proper management of the gives the farmer a continuous incotw something he does not have vua w lines of farming. Feeding and general care and Inn agement have as muoh to dow creasing the product of the co' breeding or blood. Tf tlia o,V ia w.t-ma than the CN the purity of the cream and the ' flavor or the butter, will oe it by exposure to it. After cream becomes sonrtlm ripening given it the more it Jepf and the sooner it is BKimmeu churned the better. The milk cans, vails and other els should be kept clean by first" ing in tepid water and men SIB M IV. thoroughly in boiling water. Clean nastnres. with h rail, ff 10, water, and proper care, is tn'JJ5 preventive of bitter milk. "JJ especially ragweed, cause bitter In a majority of cases kck'"j5 are made so by cruelty and n"11 To have gentle oows it is e( treat them kindly from the' are calves. Agricultural h si.. pert w. of own itls itru ma ml Publli dor t M. i in rtnrt irly 50 ob B steel tart 'chin n kill It I. fros ildl, The r wo NB. Kerr Mo A, totai l" In tor jj aadii l(Es fa. aln leoth "Itrat fme "yea PXfti "tnl. "t so. odlv a 2?