I - THE HIDDLEBUBGH POST. GEO. W. WAGENSELLER, Editor and Proprietor Middlbbcroh, Pa., Amir. 8, 1897. It is reported thnt tbe Cubiiu Jnuta lias isaued and sold in tbe Uuited States and Europe between $15,000, 000 and 520,000,000 of Cuban Kepub lican bonds. There was a large increase last rear in the farm produce imported into England. Tbe increase in butter nlouo is estimated at over a million sterling, and of cbeeso at a quarter of tbut sum. In the laBt fifteen years about $050, 000,000 hrxs been iuvested in 2,750 electric light central stations iu tbu Cnited States, aud during tbo same period some $250,000,000 has been in vented in about 8,000 isolated plants. This shows tbo enormous develop ment of tbe electric lighting business The Malagasy language is to bo added to those taught ut the National ebool of Oriental languages ut Paris. Professor Anstido Mnrre will be tbo lUHtructor. Ho in the uuthor of sevorul books on Malagasy subject, and eomuicutarie9 on certain of tho native works. It is expected that men will be trained under him to act as teachers iu Madagascar, wbero tho French sdmiuutratiou requires the French litugtingo to bo used by na tives iu tbo public service. Already large number of pupils hovo been entered for Professor Marro's courses. German locomotives, according to the conclusions of a commission of expert engineers recently assembled in Berlin, ro vastly inferior to those built in America, and tho result ol this decision will probably bo tho im portation of locomotives from tbo Uuited States. Tho opinion of tho Germans in this matter ngrees with that of engineer in other cotiutricg where American locomotives have had fair trial, declares tbo New York Mail and Express, and tho exports from tho mnchiuo shops iu tho Uuited States indicate, an increasing use of their appliances on railroads in every part of tbo world. Tho Germans nro so reluctant to approve of American machinery of any kind that this in dorsement of our locomotives is a con cession of vast importance. Japanese enterprise has developed into aa interesting and profitable florin, of trickery in India, wlier'e largo qunn- titics of parafllue caudles,, pencils and cheap watches branded as American goods, but really made in Japan, have been poured into tbe msrkets.groatly to tho disgust of tbo buyers, who do not detect the fraudulent character of the articles until they use them. These imitations are greatly inferior to tho American goods, and it is not unlikely that Japanese manufacturers will suf fer for tho deceptions they are prac ticing upon tho tradesmen of India, who are moro unxious tbuu ever for merchandise made in this country. The trick of tho Japanese is signili caut, however, in tbut it shows how the American models and workman hip are appreciated by tbo Orientals, nd it is valuable also as indicating tbe cunning and somewhat dishonor able competition which our manufac turers will have to contend with in their quest of larger markets iu tho fur Cast Sara the New York Times: Tho world is growing old and wiser as well as bettor, but every now and then wo are brongbt suddenly face to face with conditions so anachronistic that for a moment we can hardly believe wo aro living in tbo dawn of the Twentieth century of Christianity and science. The Armenian massacres iu tbo full face of Europe aro a revival of tbo most horrible cruelties of medieval ism, and tbo spectacle of tho depopu lation of Bombay by tho plague recalls the etonea of hundreds of years ago, when the soienco of sanitation wat undreamed of. A city with nearly a million inhabitants in tho grip of the king of terrors is a grucsomo thing to contemplate iu an ago when a great tavant has procluimed with n plausi bility that won him learned followers that he Las discovered the secret germ of consumption, and when ttcicntists enable the eye to look through flesh aud boards. Is it not a reminder af ter all that man is as liuitj now us when the tower of J5ibul was pro jected, and that, strive as we may, there are still conditions of primitive burbarism thut can never bo wholly overcome I'DHl the bouse, any Hi JJlble in oid woniiin In tne ?'::w I. put In the fam- 0 twrmrt to come Thar must ba a Somewhat Jose fcevont Oar Hera, wlttt'tts waary mile. Where there's bo parting tor beart grows load, , Aud the blue sky always smile But tta unaoaa shore U still be torn. Though we strive till our ooarage fails; And never a man sinee the world began Has sighted its peaeef at vales. Thore mast be a Sometime, bette for Thaa our Now. with Us way old sorrow. And though never we've won where IU out posts are. We'll try again to-morrow. 1 For Hometlme land has a silver straw' Aud plenint groves to shade us; So wecaunot rest in our lifelong quest For joys that still evade us. Why should we strain our weary eyes . For a Ina 1 that we may not see; Or dream of brighter aol kindlier skids la a time that may nover be? Ah! better Is hope than to erawl aad grope rnrouirh a life without its test. Up! wanderers all! Sound the bugle call! And we'll follow the old, old Quest! John LaagJou Uoaton. How Blachita Rescued Mistress. Her BY A. M. BARNES. OXDER who will go and brinor from Tonkenabah's come ceres for the cake," said the missionary's wife. looking up with an inviting smile, ' "Why, I will. ryfef? whito mother," replied Achonbo- ah, promptly. "I will go at onco and sauuio Ulachitn." Achonhoah was tho ndonted dnn?h ter of ths Rov. John Melton, wh a for fiftocn years now had been missionary to mo Apncue, Uomnnche nnd Kiowa Indians. When a raito of a baby Achonhoah had been scooped up out oi tuo sand by the Government physi cian, who was at tho timo on his way to tho C a tuns to viHit snmn sick Tn. dians. The little ono had boen buried in tho hillock of sand and loft to die, sent to her crnol fate by her own mother, who had hoped in this way to save tho other Bister. For Achonhoah had been born ono of tho twins, and among tho Apaches and Comancbes tho dreadful custom still nrevuils of stroying twins, because their birth is bolievod to bring bad luck. Some times, if tho little ones aro bom when the father is away, tho mothor, in or der to save one, will have tho other put to death, and protend, on the father's return, that only ono had beon born, -this was what had happened to Achonhoah. Her mother bad givon her to an old woman to destroy, and tho old woman had buried her in the sand so that she might slowly smother to death. The Government physician, being a bachelor, and not knowing what else to do, had brought the baby to the home of the missionary. ITere she had been over since, as kindly cared for a were any of the missionary's own, nvo in unmoor. Achonhoah loved the missionary and his wifo dovotedly as muoh so as though they had really been her father and mother, for she know no others. She was now thirtoon years old, tall, in almost perfect health, with a bright mind, a loving heart, and well deserv ing her name, which meant "to go quickly," for there was no one who could do errands more promptly than Achonhoah. Tho parentage of Achonhoah had never been fully ascertained; but one of tho Iudians who camo frequently to tho agency, Harwepoyer by name, had begun of lato to declare that she was his child thnt he had discovered it and conld provo it. But so far he had not brought forward tho proof. Ilarwepoycr was a sullen, ill-tom-perod Indian, a tyrant, both in his tepee and in tho canips, whore ho was especially dreaded by tho women and children. It was no wonder, then, that both tho missionary and the phy sician had made up their minds that they would protect Achonhoah from him at alraoBt any cost, for sho had grown very dear to them. Achonhoah herself felt a shudder every time she even thought of Harwepoyer, while the supposition that he might bo her father was nnbearablc. "Mind, now, no capers with Bla chita," said Mrs. Melton, as Achon hoah was leaving the room. "If eggs aro to be brought in safety, then Miss Blachita mast be kipt from Spanish fandangoes. A sober walk, remember, my dear, all tho way book." "Yes, whito mother. Never fear. 1 will whisper to Blaohito, audsho'll un stand every word I say, and go as softly as fairies walking on moonlight. I have only to tell her, and she will understand aud will do as I say." Mrs. Melton laughed. "Oh, I forgot that Mi.is Blachita was nn educated young lady that she had, in short, been for Itwo terms to tho Melton high school I Noxt year I suppose she will be asking tho faculty for a diploma, along with her mis tress." "Sho could get it now, whito mother, if smartness could take it," and with these words AchonhonU ran away to saddle her pet. Blachita was in the inclosure bask of tho mission house, nibbling away at the grass. As soon as she heard her mistress give that peculiar little whistle she knew so well she stopped her nib bling at once and pirouetted to the' bars on her nimble black legs. ) Havel for one white spot directly between tho eyes and a larger one neureir the muzile, Blachita was as black as s coal. Hence tho name that Ladv been given her, which was Spanish,) and meant "Little Blacky." "We are wanted to go for som(o eggs, Blachicamia" (my Littb Black, said o m Achonhoah, fondling ths nose that naa been pained np against her. In a moment or so saddle and bridle were both on Blachita. Achonhoah in the saddle, and pony and rider flying like, the wind over the grass of tho praurioa. If they bad to walk like sober people coming back, why then tney would make np for it going! . On galloped Blachita. Three miles or more were passed in this way, then Acnonlioaa pulled tbe reins tight. This was the signal to Blachita to slow np, then to walk. "Yon mutt take some good long breaths now, puerida (dear one). It wouldn't bo best for yonr health to go on too long in this way, Just about here thero was a taming to be made, whore the road enters a ftretch of timbor. Most of the trees had boen out away, and there were more stumps at this place than any. thing else. Blachita didn't at all like the stamps, and wanted to bo constantly execnt mg the steps of a hornpipe from one to tne other "Charl a Blaohita, kish, kish!" (steady, steady, my littlo Blacky!) said Achonhoah, coaxingly, Suddenly a load hail in Comanche caused Achonhoah to look np, then to give utterance to a startled cry. There close beside her was an Indian in full camp dress, horribly painted on his lace ana throat, and with feathers stuck in his hair. It was Harwepoyer. Sho know him tho moment her eves rested upon him, "If you scream again, I give you something to scream for I ho on nonnced, savagely, at the tamo time pointing significantly to the knife in his bolt. Then he seized her pony by tho bridlo and attempted to urge her in tho direction he wished to go. But Blachita had never in all her life beon used to any such treatment, and, as any high-spirited young lady would, sho resented it, nnd to the ex tent that sho forthwith proceeded to make vigorous imprint of her teeth in the band clutching so determinedly her bridlo rein. Harwepoyer uttered a fiery exclama tion, then struck Blachita a stinging blow over tho bend. This was moro than Achonhoah could bear. She burst into tears, aud. bending over, began to stroke Blachita's neck and to talk to her soothingly. VM up, and stop that ! ' commandod Horwepover. "I cive you soon what I give the pony if you no hush up." not was he coma to do with hor? This was tho question now uppermost in Acuonboah s mind, hhe knew that ho claimed to bo hor father, and that ho had said again and again that he was coming to take her away from tho pleasant homo and from those who loved her. Thoy passed alouu this narrow rnth forthedistuncoof about three-nuarters of a mile, then Achonhoah saw thoy were npproaching a clearing. It was a very Bmall clearing, however, and seemed to be in the very heart of the timber. In tho midst of it stood a small, doserted cabin, built of cotton- wood logs, chinked in with clay. as tney roilo into tno clearing Har wepoyer dismounted, and. comine to Aohonhoah, tol I hor to do tho samo. He then nneaddlod both ponies, and tied each by a long rope to a stake so that they conld graze. The cabin was very gloomy on tho insido. Thero was no way to get light except through the cracks. Tbe one door" had fallen from its hinges, and was now merely propped up against the facing. Any good, big gust of wind could havo blown it down. Within tho cabfn thero were some preparations for living. Harwepoyer had evidently beon here and inado them. Indeed, ho told hor so directly, 'pt i. , xueru was hiuo oi uncon uunging ap. and near-by, in a corner, u sack of meal and a jug of molasses. 'riituowu, said llarwenovcr.Bliaro- ly, "sitdownl You got to stay here, so you just as well moko up your mind to it; yes, one, two.three, may be tive.six days. Tneu your friends give up, I know, and pav tho $50. may be the $100" his crafty eyes gleaming "I'm going to nsk them, to get you again." ho this was his design? It was not herself, after all, ho wanted, but money. He would keep her coneealod until those who loved her. thinking sbq was dead, would bo so rejoiced to hear sho was alive again, thoy would pay tho money ho Ucniaudeil. Tho missionary might not have it. but tho doctor would. And to think this man claimed to bo her father I O, it was droadful 1 She folt she would go near ly wild with the pain and the horror of it all. The afternoon worn nn. Tha varv minutes seemed interminable. How was she ever to cat thrnnirb tbo Thero was not a soul near nnnn wbnm she oould call; no car to hear; no voioe to respond. Uh, yes, there was onel Why hadn't she thought of it before? There was Blaohita I A sob of joy came to Achonhoah's throat as bIio remembered Blachita. She wasn't, aftor all, alone. Blachita was near. Yes, Blaohita, who loved hor, and whom Bhe loved, Oh, Blaohito, dear Blaohita. As nlm thnnnrVit. nl Imp Achonhoah unconsciouf ly gave tho little- lovo call Blachita knew so well, and to whch she never failed when hearing to respond. Bnt Blaohita could not come- now ; oh, no. She, too, was a captive as Achouhouh, tied to a stake. Achonhoah's hoart almost stood nt.ill with iov as bank tlirnnrrh fbn onoo.. came ringing Blachita's glad, respon sive neigu. l5laou.Ua- had heard hor, sho had responded, though sho eoald not come. "Shut up that!" commanded liar wepoyer. "I no want any moro of jour noi-e. I tell you that before." Achonhoah crouched nearer the earth. Was even this oomfort to bo eniod hor? "Kindlo fi?e and get supper," said nrwepoyer after some moments. bhe obeyed, .. bhe was only too clad otsomotbing to occupy her mind, She had made the fire, and was turning to get tne meal to mix lor toe bread, when there earns the eoand of the trampling of feet withoat and near to the door. It startled both herself and Hareioyera bat Harwepoyer the more. He wasevidently muchalarmed. He sprang to his feet and started to ward the door. He had not more than done so when, with a load crash, it fell to the floor, as though through some foroe withoat Thinking it was surely an attaok, that Achonhoah's friends had come to rescue her, Har wepoyer, who was really a coward at heart, tamed and fled toward a pile oi wood in the corner. A terrible noise followed the falling of tbe door. It was as though a small tornado had struck and shook the building. It made the sticks ot wood roll all about Harwepoyer, and even more than ever he was frightened. Not so Achonhoah. Though she had been frightened at first, she bad nevertheless stood her ground, even at tbe falling of the door. As the door fell with a crash, and within the opening almost immediately appeared a shaggy head, Achonhoah nearly cried aloud, bat not with fear. "Blachita I Blachita I" her heart was saying. "Oh, you preoious Bla-1 cnita I but sne dared not say it with her lips for fear of arousing Harwe poyer. Blachita poked her scrubby little head through the door. Hor eyes sought hor mistress' face. Thore was all the encouragement Bhe needed. Every movement, every glance, seemed to say: "Now or never, my mistress. lou called me, and I have come. Ion needed me, or you would not have callod. Up and away ! Spring upon my back, and we are off like tho wind." When Harwepoyer did look up ho was for the moment struck motionless with amazoment. There, standing not moro than ton paces away, was tho pony, and by the pony Achonhoah, her arms about its neok. Thon, recov ering himself, ho started up, but too lata! With ono bound Achonhoah had sprung to tho pony's book, with out saddle, and with no bridle save a trailing bit of ropo. But, forsooth, for what did Blachita need a bridle? Did sho not know tho way ns well as her mistress even hotter? So Achonhoah only gathered up thnt bit of rope, as sho sprung, to prevent Blachita stepping upon it and trip ping. Iho pnuy s head was tnrnod toward the door. Harwepoyer sprang for ward. He saw in an instant what was about to tako place. After all the girl would cscupo him if be did not act promptly. He reachod out his hand and clutched at tho tail of the pony. Tho next moment a pair of black legs tlew into tho air, and when thoy camo down one had planted itself with sufli ciont force aginst tbe shoulder of Har wepoyer to send him spinning back ward and over into the pilo of wood, whore he lay an almost sonsolcss heap for a momont or so. Whon Ifo rooovered himBolf and flow to tbo door it was to o the pony with her rider already across the clear ing and into the belt of timber, whore they were rushing along tho path with the speed of tho wind. His wickod plot bad come to naught, his evil do- signs wore thwarted, and all through tho lovo of a littlo black pony for her mistress. Chicago ltocord. Cheap Lands in the Month. What a noblo piece of work might bo accomplished if the capitalists ot Chioago would invest $100,000, or even $300,000, in land and improve ments to mako homes for tho unem ployed bnt deserving pooplo of tho city, where thoro would not only.be a chanco for thorn to make their own living, but an assuianco of steady em ployment and constant occupation, placing them beyond tbo necessity of temptation and crime, whero tbey could enjoy tho frosh nir, with a pros pect of some day having n home of their own, and not dependent nn tho charity of a city like Chicago, writes i. A. Hail, of Clinton, HI. This would bo tho means of relieving un told want and misery nnd loading the way to plenty and happiness, without sacrifice or loss to tho capitalists, as at the same time it could bo made a paying investment. Georgia, North eastern Alabama or South Carolina would be good and desirable locations, giving Oeorgia tbe preference for health, good water, fine climate and shipping facilities. The State of Georgia has immense advantages, bo cause of its situation being' in the very boart of the best section of the South, extending from tbe mountains to tho sea. It has every variety of climate and soil, and produoes every kind of fruit or vogctable or farm product known to tho other States. The an nual rainfall is fifty inches, and the temporature averages forty degreos in winter and eighty degrees in summer, furnishing tho best possibilities for crop development, as well ns the best conditions for human oomfort. The North and South are coming closer together every day. Tho South needs the labor and brains to develop her vast mineral and agricultural possi bilities. Tho unemployed doserviucr people of our large cities stand ready to do this it capital will lend hor as sistance. Chicago ltocord. Sixty-two Years an M. P. To represent one constituency fok sixty-two years iu tho House of Com mons is somewhat of a reoord. Mr. Chorlos Pelhnin Villiers, who is oallod the "Father of the House ot Com mons," has represented Wolverhamp ton for that time without interruption. Ho recontly celebrated his ninety-tlfth birthday at his London residence, and received the congratulations of a large oirclo of friends of both politioal par ties. Tbe right honorable gentleman takes a great interest in public affairs, and spends much timo roading aud at tending to his correspondence. Now York Sun, BtDGET OF i?UNt HUMOROUS SKETCHES FkQI VARIOUS SOURCES. ' How it Ended Ecgtas; Her On-, . Cotldn't Believe He Was Crooked Anatomical j Simple, Etc.. Ete. BofoB he was wed He suid He wanted a wife whose hoad Contitned tne'oloKies Xaugit in tbeeoliesos, i But he married bis eook instead. 1 Philadelphia Call. I I EOOIxa HER ON. Firi Hen "Why don't you revenge yourself on tho master for killing and eating your husband?" Second Hen "Oh, I'm laying for him." Judge. couldn't heuxvb bb was cnooKEo. "Ocr - cashier's defalcation was a great lurprise to us." "Why?" "He wrote such a beautiful upright hand." Chicago Record. A LK8SON. He plaood a ring upon her finger and tben lovingly kissed hor hand. She indignantly drew back. "Ploase remember, Jack, that there is a plaoe for everything,'' she said. Town Topics. HIMrLE. Snake-Liar "And I went down into the hole a hundred and eighty 'cot." Listener "But tbe rope was only a hundred feet long." Snake-Liar "Yes, I know; but I doubled it." ruck. CASH A3 WEMj AS CONFIDENCE. Tha Young Tastor 'Vhat I want to do is to get them to open their hearts to mo." The Old Brother "Whnt you'll havo to do will be to get them to open thoir pookctbooks to you." ANATOMICAL. Toochor "What poculiority, if any, do you observe in tho anatomy ot the frog?" Tupil ,"The frog consists of a pair of legs with enough other meat throwu in to hold them together." Chicago Tribune. rsnr.LtABLE man. "George told me that one of my golden hairs could draw him like a team of oxen." "Yes?" "And thon when tho hnrness broko down he asked mo if I had a ropo in my pookot." . A OOOD WAV TO HANG. FirH Tramp "What do they mean by hanging a man in effigy?' Sooend Tramp "That's whon they juaL atxiug up a slaftod figure ot hhn. " First Tramp "Well, if I wuz goin' ter bo hung, I'd like to have it done that way!" Fuclc" Brni'MSED. Sho "There were only fifty-six signers of tho Declaration of Inde pendence." Lord Ninkumpupo "How very re markable! In England, donohcr know, you can get thousands of signa tures to almost any sort of docu ment." ruck. HI9 two suits. , Nipper "Look here, old chap, I've been advisod to go to Thompkins, tho tailor. Did you ever go to him for anything?" Clipper "Oh, yes; got two suits from him ; one dress suit, one lawsuit. Thompkius is a very expensive man, I tell you." New York Times. A NATVIlAt, GIFT. "Gee!" was all he conld Bay when she told him he was tho iirst man sho had ever kissed. "Do you presurao to doubt me?" asked the lady indignantly. "Me? Never. I was just thinking how remarkably well you did without practice "Cincinnati Enquirer. TRYINO HARD. Mr. Harduppe "Of course, as you are to wealthy, I feel that in asking you to marry me 1 ought to tell you how poor my own oiroumstances are." Miss Gotrox (reproachfully) "Why don't you make an effort to improve them?" Mr. Harduppe (surprised) "Don't you think I am?" FORETHOUGHT. "This butter seems strong," said the young husband, at thedr first breakfast at home. "Yes," she answorod; "I talked to the market man about that, and he said it was eoonomy iu the end never to buy weak bu ttor. lie Boid that even though this might cost a little more, people oould get along with loss of it, and it would last longer." WON THE CUP. "What are those cups for?" askod a well-dressed man of a jowelor, point ing to some elegant silvor cups on the counter. "Those aro raoe cups, to be given as prizes." "If that's so, suppose you and I raoe for ono?" And the stranger with tho cup in hand, started, the jeweler after him. Tbe stranger won the cup. Pick Me Up. A FETCI11SQ CUMAX. lie "I love you madly." She "Who could blame you?" "I want yoa to bo my wife." "I hear you." t . 'My family would welcome you with open arms," I 'T),t .-IJ v . ' i T1,. u i uuiu oe nice. -we woum make our Ut4, , tinaal honeymoon." "Splendid idea." "I am rich." "My darling r-Hrlenlif The Btgrot&illin, The largest sailing ft A It J EU h. p. " nil nitrate trade with k b"se,i Ar - Aft uieitu ui namourg, jn j.,. principal dimensions r. ,'' 812 feet: breadth. . 31 r feet; gross register o,L4 and net register, 3789 tons. sv a aeaa weight carrying Cir G150 tons, and beside, h l largest sailing shin in Ul also possesses the diRtinclion m l tho only five-masted one, with r ception of the La France of n which is of considerably I UN Ad' .fill mensions. During her first r0t Iquiqae. a distanco nf n a - rSt was covered in seventy-two dt, markably fast trip. Tho largest vessel enpaWlj j3 on the American coast U n.. r. U t Ames, a five-masted woodca h, trading regularly between v iiovaiuu 1 IIVIUUHCG, U I l.il t TO.1.1I ' ' v. --.I i :i . r ' bit Levitt Storer and her principal d' sionsnre: Leucth. 345 fWt. .- beam. 21 feet 2 indie ,i.,.,,l : 2 inches, and her not tm,..,..' 689.84. Captain C. A. l " III: master and owner, and her builm is rrovidence. Sho schooners engaged in oarrvin? celebrated New River coal froa ' nort News to Trovidenca ...i about 3000 tons on a dnuHt ! ieet. ono is tne only flt0 schooner on this coast, the Ut 'Hir.tj existence, and sho has a sail about 7000 sanaro vardi Diseases of (icim, Tho rhiladelnhia Times i for tho statement that gemi dieted with diseases just s iu lit;.' Anions tho infirmities t, n-i.,,;. cious stones aro liable, says the T is one common to all stoiiH, th fading, or losing color, whealot posed to the light. The cmorii! sapphire, and the ruby mj least, their colors beina; asntar!' manent as colors can be, v, t t' ments made a few years n .n u.-- --n" I and Berlin to determiuo the Joterion. tion of colored goras through eipeari snowea mat oven tnoso suikred, a ubr which has lain for two years ia a show window being perceptibly ligUttr it tint than its original mate, waists kept in tho darkness. Tbe citi-a ol the changes aro not very clear, e?a to expert chemibts, bnt it is evllenl that the action of tho light on Wui oring matter of tho gem el!e:ii a it terioration, slow but exceedingly sm Iu the case of the garnet anJ topi tho chacgd is more rapid than in tha of the ruby and eannhira. ()ii!i!u have successfully passed tbe ordeaisol grinding, polishing ami setting Jo not often crack afterward, but it is W' not to expose them to even the mod erate heat involved by the wearer fit ting in front of an open tire, for tbi opal is composed principally of silicie acid, with from five to thirteen per cent, of water, a combination which renders them very treacherous object. The idea that they are otherwise us fortunate in the eenso that they brig; disaster to tho wearer may I'D dii missed as superstitious. Ilottomlcss Meat Tie. Mrs. Korcr gives this recipe for bottomless meat pie : ''Cut one joint of cold meat into ono-inch lloi-l; mi two largo potatoos into dice. measured a tablespoonful oi hIi.j quarter toaspoonfnl of pepper, th samo of celery seed, and n teasn -jonful ot onion juice. Put a laver of meat into a rather deep rio pan, then oj of potatoes, and distribute- some uitU parsley, pepper, salt nnd celery seed through tho layers. UuiUl tbe pie np in this way until all the ltigredienu are used. Put a toaepoonful ot' butler over the top, add a half pint o: sto'i, water a poor substitute, aud put jn your top crust, which muit be rolled out rather thin and have on opening in tbe top so that the stoam ctinei' cape. Qlaze this with egg, to which a teaspoonful of warm water has been added, and it will give your pic that rich brown color which nil me it pie should have. This is a delicious dish for lunohoon." The Eye a Perfect Camera. The eye is a perfect photograplier'i camera, says a writer in the l.adiea' Homo Journal. Tho retina is tbu dry plate npon which are focused all ob jects by means of the crystallino lens. The cavity behind this Ions is tbe cam era. Tbe iris and pupil are tbo dia phragm. The eyelid is tho drop shut ter. The draping of tho optical dark room is the only black meinbre.no in the entire body. This miniature cam era is Belf focusing, self-loading sH'l self-developing, nnd takes millions ot pictures every day, in colors and m largod to life size. Left Ills lard. Voltaire and Piron were cnetniw. To thoir embarrassment they met one day at the country house of n friend. Piron got up early, went to Voltaire's door and wrote upon it the word "Hogue." At breakfast Voltaire smilingly Baid tchim: "I thauk yon for showing your interest in my -' fare by leaving your card at my dJr this morning." Swiss Telephones. In Switzerland, from ths cmnllcst village it is now possible to telephone to any place in tbo country at a fee from two cent to eight cents for tbe. most distant points on instramenti through whioh one cau hear with perfeot distinctness, and which aro kept in thorough repair, - ul Br