THE MIDDLEBOBGH FOST. GEO. W, WAGEXSELLER, Editor ami Proprietor MiDDi.r.iu iuih. Pa., Jan. 21, 1897 la tbo Dominion of Canada women Lave municipal BufTrngo in OTcrjr prov ince, and also ia the Northwest terri tories. The Island of Malta Ins a language of ita own, derived from the Curtha ginian and Arabian tongues. Tho nobility of the inland tpcak Italiau. Tho I'rovideuco Journal says that four men iu every ten are engaged wholly in agriculture, but tho Atlanta Conntitution thinks tho proportion is much larger. An ohtiumto of tho number of fowl in Pennsylvania, mad'i by the State Veterinarian, is 15,371,000, valued at S8,2:J'?,0tl0. The annual egg product ia valued at 13,703,000. Fashion aflecls suicide ui well ns other thiiigc. "Tlio timo was," says the Loudon Lauct, "when laudanum, morphia and opium were tho favorite poi.-oiiH, but now carbolic ncid has taken their lace, and according to thu liiKt avuilablo return (1891), tho latter caused more thnu twicj as many suicidal deaths us the three former combined, for, whereas tho opiates poisoned 82 persons, carbolic acid poisoued 107." Tho Chicago Tiuibermau cNtimates that the agricultural implement man ufacturers of this couutry uie a total of 1,448,2113,750 feet of lumber nunuully, of which white piue, prin cipally low-grudo stock for packing purposes, fiiruihhes 2'.) per cent., ash 19 per cent-, oak niuo per cent, yellow piue 8 per cent., poplar eight per cent., hickory seven per cent., maple soven per cent., elm, very largely rock olm, four per cent., and Imsswood oao por cent. The Brooklyn Eagle states ono of tho important isnues of our day and generation ia a comprehensive way. It says: "If wo uro to have honest municipal government tho timo must como when political partisanship shall be subordinate to the question of tbo honest and efficient conduct of, the business of it city on busiuess princi ples. Then men who fcelieVo in get ting a dollar's worth of work for every hundred cents expended will bo tho men who believe, that public work is necessarily more costly than privato work and who lmvo a share in tho great profits which that cost 'afiist) possible." vj-ifl The iron masters of America have broken into the markets of the world, boasts tho Boston Cultivutor. They are now shipping iron to Liverpool, .Manchester, Rotterdam, Vienna, Go non, Trieste, Yokohama, and Calcutta. They can compote with tho largest Scotch and English iron furnaces everywhere. The largest iron con cern in Tonncssr; elainiH that 30 yeari of work on thoir cstato has but scratched away ono per ceut, of its contents, while tho scratching process has increased thu value of tho remain der live or six times over. No doubt the possession of tho tiucHt iron and coal mines iu the world will give the Uuited States a manufacturing su premacy uuciptalcd by iuny other na tion on earth. With ouch recurring week tho im portance of tho cathode ray is more distinctly emphasized. Only a few days ago it appearod as a witness in a very important damage cnaoiu Brook lyn, relates the Atlanta Constitution. A young man who hud received a bal lot wound iu tho palm of his hand em ployed a physician to extricato tho lead. On account of tbo bungling naturo of the operation and its failure to give him any permanent relief, tho young man had reason to believe that ho had been tho victim of malpractice, although the physician had shown him what ho claimed to bo tho bullet. In order to settle tho doubt iu his mind ho consulted another member of the profession, who subjected his hand to a thorough examination, making use of the cathode ray. No sooner had the strange, mysterious light peno trated the young man's hand than the bullet whioh hud been the subject of so much controversy was seen distinct ly imbedded in the flesh. It fastened the chargo of malpractice with scien tific precision upon the quack who performed the operation. As a result of this disclosure it juit for $20,000 is now peuding. Many a mnn who has a plo appetiU When Love Was Young and Grew Not Olid. HE had uot the least sbamo about telling her age. On tho contrary, sho was rather proud to do so. It was some thing to be proud of. -Not that flio was sixty-four, bnt that at sixty-four she looked not a day over forty-eight, and a blooming forty-eight at that. True, her hair was silver, but what a waving wealth of silver I And it was not sent to soften wrinkles either. She woro ns many of those ornaments as it is legitimate to wear at forty eight, and no more. Oh, sho was cer tainly a wonderful woman for her age, wns Mrs. Joseph Allestrec ! Quaint, indeed, sho appeared, par ticularly on a certain evening, stand ing in tho old square portico, with tho sun shining straight uuder the trees into her face. Tho house at her back was low and long. It stood eudwiso to the hazy little river that flowed at tne foct of the abruptly sloping lawn. On the eide, at the end ot a long, shady ave nue, was a gate with an old fashioned wooden arch over it, concealed by Tines. It was toward this gato that Mrs. Allestree looked, leauing forward eagerly, like a girl, ono hand shield ing her eyes from the lovel snnbeatns. Sho woro white think of her daring to wear white ! Sho was watching for Joseph. He had gone down to Stono ton only a mile distant for the post at 5 o'clock. That was two hours ago. Joseph did lovo dearly to gossip with tho old farmers and shopkeepers, but be really ought to remember dinner time. Bnt Josoph had not forgotton his dinner. At this very minute the gate oponed and his little gig rolled in, followed by three enthusiastic) dogs a St. Bernard and two red setters. Mr. Allestreo, after embracing his wife as if he had just returned from a year's journey, went in with her to dinner, and Mr. Allestree was but I will not doscriurhim ; simply he was everything that the husband of Mrs. Allostroo should have been. Forty two years had gouo by since their marriago and in all that time they had never been separated a single day. "Dearest," raid Mr. Allestreo as they sat down, "I owo you an apology for my tardiness, bnt it couldn't be helpod. I got a letter culling me away on an important matter, and i had to stop to attend to Borne things in tbo village. I must go immediately to-morrow." "Oh, that Terloy affair," sho said, glancing over tho pago. "But, Joseph, can't you put it off? Remember, tho Kennedys aro coming iu tho morning to stay over Sunday." "I cannot, Henrietta. It's got to be attended to at once." "But, Joseph, you can't go without me. You know you never did eub a thing." afraid I must do it this time," he repliod, mournfully. They sat in silence for some minute?. Twico Mrs. Allestreo wipod away a fdy toar with h:;r napkin. At length, bravely assuming a cheerful aspect, hho asked: "How long will you bo gone?" "I can't possibly reaoh London, ac complish all I want to and get homo again in less than ton days." "Joseph, it will kill m both." "Ah, no, my dear," ha laughed; "it won't quite do that. At least, I hopo not. It will bo very, very hard. But think, my love, we were apart live long years once on a timo." "Ah, Joseph," with a sob in hor voice, "that was bofore wo had ever lived together. Wo only knew euch other by letter, you know." "And a mighty comfort did we take ont of those same letters. Isn't it strange that in two and forty ycurs we should never havo had occasion to writo to one another? Not sinco you were Henrietta Shower." "It is a singular circumstance," she replied. "Yes, wo can writo. Do you know, Joseph, the thought of it already consoles ma a little. It will bo such a dolightful novelty." It was a good thing for Mrs. Alles tree that she expected visitors. But after the guests had departed hor con dition was pitiable. Eepeoially as no letter had come. Mr. Allostree had gone away oarly on Saturday. Now it was Tuesday. Sho had managed to he patient over the Sabbath, but on Monday morning, when Jimmy oame up from Stonetou empty handed, she bad refused to be lieve that he had not dropped the let ter or that tho postmaster had not overlooked it. There wore only two deliveries in the twenty-four hours, and at the evening tho same performance was re peated. On Tuesday Mrs. Allestree went hor self to Stoneton and delivered a severo leoture to the postmaster upon gen eral indifference of Government or ticials, thereby greatly annoying the poor man. Mr. Framwell began to dread the hours of delivery. Twice a day, what' ever the weather, Mrs. Allestreo pro sented her handsome, anxious face at the window. When be handed ont tho post to her and she found uot the letter sho longed for, au angry fuco it was that peered in nt him, und a stern albeit well bred voico that demando 1 of him to bnnt through every box, lest perchance he had made some error in distribut ing. The deserted, neglected wife must blame somebody, and ue would uot blumo her husband. Sho did not at first even dream of Illuming Joseph. By tho middle of tho week her wholo mood changed. She folt hurt, deeply hurt. There seemed to bo no reason, no exenso for such neglect. To thi nk that this, their tirst separation iu bo many years, should be uuLridged by a word ! She could not havo the convolution of writing to him, for be had left no addross, thero being an uncertainty about the very port of London in which that troublesome Perley was wan living. It was tho wr.y of men, and ho, it seems, was not better than the rest of them. Onco out of her sight ha forgot forgot all tho lovo and daily devotion of forty-two year.'. By Saturday morning Mrs. Allestree was ill ill euough to go to bod. Jimmy had to fetch both posts, and, after delivering in person tho urst one, he vowed to Molly that he would not approaoh Mrs. Allestreo again wbilo Mr. Allestree was away. All day Sunday Mrs. Allestreo lay silent in a dark chambor. Molly could not get a word from her, nor would sho cat. It was almost restful to be so weak. True, sho was in despair. Sho had given up all expectation of seeing Joseph again, but compared with tho bowildering tossings of vain conjecture, her present state was ouo of quietude aud peace. But by Monday morning she was suffering torments once moro. She felt that if Jimmy returned without either Joseph rr a letter she would surely die, and, indeed, sho nearly died as it was. When the wheels sounded again npon the gravel Mrs. Allostroo sat up in bed. Sho was whiter than her hair. No voices wore hoard below. Sho clutched hor heart and gasped. Bat presently a door opened and a step came up tho stairs. It was tbo step of Joseph. As ho entered tho room sho fell hack among tho pillows. "My dear Henrietta, what s all thip?" Ho looked around almost ac cusingly upon tho two frightened women, as if he had canght them in the act of assassinating their mistress. "Duiu t Jimmy tell you? sho mur mured. "You know Jimmy never tolls any thing. Uo did say you weren't well. But havo you bocu very ill, dear?" The women had withdrawn, und ho ecated himself upon tlio bod. j - iioscpu, you uiigut nave sent mo one little line!" "Wh what? I don't quite compre hend. A lino!" "Yes, it wouldn't havo hurt you to writo a line." "tlcnrietta, I .vrote to you every day, and sometimes twico a day." They stared at cioU other. "But I never got a solitary letter," aho said presoutly. "I sout to every dolivery went myself until I became ill. Mr. Framwell said thero was nothing from you. It nearly killed me, Joseph." "However," he mutterod, "thev couldn't have all miscarried I Hen rietta! I havo it 1 Wait; I'll bo back in twenty minutes," and the gentle man fairly ran out cf the room. Ho laughed ull tho way down stairs, and sho heard his hit, ha, ha's botweeu his shouts for Jimmy to bring back the trap. In a few minutes they rat tled out of the grounds, and within the timo mentioned they rattle i back again. Mr. Allostree tore breathless np tho stairs, bursting boy-fashion into his wife's room. He carried a packago ol letters, whioh ho spread out in a cir cle on the bod. There were fourteen of tliein, and every one was addrossed to Miss Henrietta Shower. For a short space nothing was said, and then the two aged lovers began to laugh, and they laughed nntil they criod. "Joseph," she said, "it's very fanny, very, bnt was almoBt the death of me. How did you como to do it?" "Why, Henrietta, love, when I once got oat of your dear, familiar presence, the old days came back completely. Yon were little Botta Shower, und " Josoph Allestree blushed; he did not often quote poetry Ami onr two and forty yoar getiined a mist tliat rollod away. Pearson's Weekly, Hardware Haillcrr. A Newark (N. J.) hardwareman ii advertising there is a great drive ii nails, a sharp competition in razors, and a rapid movement in knives anc forks. Hardware. v . W0KD3 OF 1T1SDOX. Whoever has a good temper will be sure to nave many other good things. There is nothing so strong or safo in an emergency of life as the simpla trutn. It is the biggest kind of an insult io oner a smati sum or money as a bribe. . A poor man with a snnny spirit will get more ont of life than a wealthy gambler. the violenoe done ns bv others is often less painful than that whioh we do to ourselves. A man's domestic relations sel lorn trouble him as muoh as the relations of his domestics. To see pi urn pudding in the moon is a far more cheerful habit than croak ing at everything. T No soul is desolate as long as thore is a human being for whom it can feel trust and rorerence. It is not wine to aim at impossibili ties; it is a waste of powder to tire at the man in tho moon. ncu a man is asuamea to look in a mirror it ij a safe bet that that his wife bays his neckties. Tho epochs of our life are not in the visiblo facts, but in tho silent thoughts of the wayside as wo walk. A coquette is like a rose. Each lover pMucks a loaf; the stem and thorns are left for tho future husband. Wo take great pains to persuade others that we are happy than in en deavoring to lie eo ourselves. It pays bettor to tell the truth anl lose temporarily thin to state false hood and lose permanently. Many preachers are good tailors spoiled aud capital shoemakers turned out of their proper calling. After a woman has been married threo months she talks loss about soul affinity and mo.-o about her meals. Thero are no greater wretches in the world than many of thoso whom people iu general take to bo happy. If a man is so proud that ho will not see his faults, ho will only quarrel with you for pointing them out to him. To character and sncccss, two things ontradictory as they may seem must go humble dependence aud nidnly in- dependouoe. Tho only thing that can be compared to a good ad. in working ability is a mortgage. They both work day and night, rain or shine. TheSouth-West. The History of Hcallli. To trace the history of the search of the human race after health wonld be almost tantamount to writing the history of the raco itself. A careful examination of the position which hygieno now holds will, wo think, jus tify us iu alleging that it has made such advances as may fairly entitle it to take its place among the pivgres sive if not absolutely exact soieuces. Its literature has been said with truth to bo among the oldest in the world. We cannot doubt that in order ol chronology tho tirst rnmo to bo hon ored is that of Moses, as the author ol tbo most complete and detailed sys tem of hygiene in ancient times. SVe may bo pretty sure that the code of Moses wus tho outcome of the wisdom and experience of long past ages. Be that as it may, however, we cannot bnt admire the excellent precepts laid down for tho cleansing and purifying of houso aud camp, for tho security of pure water, for choice of good rind wholesome food, for the isolation of tho sick and tho unclean and for the destruction of refuse. It would not bo too much to say that a fairly rtrist adherence to tho Mosaic law would have preserved mankind from many of the disastrous plngacs which have afflicted it. During the Middlo Ages tho Jews enjoyed a remarkable immu nity from outbreaks of epidemio dis ease an immunity whioh still distin guishes thoin iu our own timo. Now York Ledger. Red Kurks Mark Her (iriwc. In sight of tho Erie tracks, between Susquehanna and Great Bend, uro the "Rod Books," a rod cliff standing above the Susquehanna River. Neai them can be seen traces of the grav of a beautiful Indian maiden, th daughter of a famous chief. She wot betrothed to a yonug brave, a mem ber of tho father's tribe, then en camped near here. Her father de sirod her to marry the son of the chiof of tho neighboring tribe, and the wish of the paternal ancestor usually counted for something. 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