t Published every Thursday. Geo W. Wagcnseller, Editor and Proprietor. Subscription 1.50 per year. Ulch m'iMt Ih- pnM In nilrnnrf when Sent out- Hiiic ine ruiiiiiy.) SATIS Of A D V t RTISI NO. Ail tr.m-el'-nt nilvi-r!! m 'till not nthcrwl coniriu'ifl lor w III ! rlnirifi-it hi Hip rt- of IB rnt per line (nuneiirlel iiiciiKiin-i fur UN inner lion mut lilrci.lt per Urn- for e-vi-rv siiliseniii-tit Insert Ion. f"i'A niiUrtt piihlithf! frtr t r-hituary pntriy, 'ritmtti tif rtivefi, iff4., thrrfcrntu a Itnf. Thursday, Nov. 1!), 1890. In 1900. Mr. llryati miyn that h in going to continuo t ho light for Froo Silver, ami expect to win in l!s1. Mr. liryan's pndictions always fail to be verified. The Xntionnl 'Iribnne't almost invariably comes true. We will now nay in answer to liim: 1. Tho Fre-o Silver questiou will never In- an issue in another Nation al campaign. li.v I'M) t tli l're Silver aJvo eaten will be ho few that they will hardly yi-t out ff the "scattering" e-olumn. Our reason.- for this are that tho Free Silver issue is ho radically w roii! that it could only hope to .succeed by rapturing men at tho outset before they gave tho matter Miflicieiit consideration. As noon us the advocate of sound money wak ened up to t he danger menacing tho country, an 1 began to present tho arguments against it, the evangeli zation win; very rapid, and Free Sil ver hst enormously every day tho discussion was coiitivued. Theroiis no doubt that as late as August Free Silver had a majoiily anions tho voters of the country, where as in November there? was record- d against it tho astonishing majority of more than l.non.ono votes. Had the campaign lasted another month this would probably have doubled. The discussion will now bo continu ed as long the Free Silverites mako any stir. The general resumption of pros perity, and the satisfactory condi tion our National li nances will as sume under tho new management, will takeaway from tho Freo Silver ites tho support they got from tho lipanciaJ situation of tbo Govern ment and tho people. Tho rapid increaHO in the world's production of Gold will produce monetary changes in another direc tion, which will demand attention. There will in all likelihood bo a number of issues develop beforo li'oo in regard to domestic, and for eign policy, which will bo ho absorb ing that Free Silver will be forgot t- ell. Undoubtedly Mr. Divan's .splen did st uiiipin:,' ability will be in de mand in I'.'uo, but it will be for the v.Ti im side of honicthini; else than 1)'e lUOUeV tplestioll. Chatter About Clnmjiny the Term. As generally the case ufte r a Presidential campaign, the reform ers who always want to be reform ing our institutions are talking about tho desirability of a change in the term of the President from four years to nix, seven, or even eight. Tlio disturbance to business is the reason otl'eied. No doubt business has been great ly disturbetl during the past three months. No doubt business HiiflVrs to some extent ill every Presidential year. 15ut if this is a good reason for h-ngthe-niiig tho intervals be tween elections from four years to six, seven or even eight years, it is a better argument for lengthening them to fifteen years or twenty, or twenty-live. If tho Presidential election with its demand upon tho people for their earnest attention to political alluirs is uu evil to bo avoid ed as far as possible, tho ideal ar rangement would bo a lifo tenure of that otlice. Kvon then thcro would bo a season of btrens and unscttle mot.t whenever a President died; but that could bo avoided ulso by making tho office hereditury. As between four years und nix years there is this to Lo Kaid : Sup posing that Pryan had been elected last week. If that stupendous mis fortune had occurred, would tho business interests of tho United States have regretted tho Constitu tion provision limiting his term to four years ? Would they havo been happier if tho country had been doomed t six, seven or eight years of poor Uryaii beforo the first op portunity to hhake oil' tho incubus? There is always tho chance that a bad President, a dangerous Presi dent, or a fool President may got in- j to tho White House. In such na ' event, the business interests of the j country are docidodly better oil' with four years' term. Better let the Constitution alone, gentlemen! The minute you begin to tinker it you open the door to im measurable evils to ibis republic X. Y. Sun. The Senate of the 55th Congress. Speculation is rife as to the com nlexiou of the next Senate. With a Republican President nnd n Kepub lican House, what will the Senate bet The 64th Congress, which dies March 4, IH'J", numbered 89 members Delaware lucked one owing to the Dupont contest and of these 44 were llepublicaos, 3D Democrhts, and six Independents, The llopub licans lacked only one of n majority, but the nix Independent Senators, aided by six or neu-n bolting Re publicans, .bo wcro looking long ingly toward silver, succ.-eded in locking every iiupoitunt measure by hangiug a silver amendment 1 3 it, and refusing to vote for any bill that did not includo u silver measure. When tho With Congress convei o- in the Senate there will bo 20 "hold overs," liH out-and-out Kopubli-iu.s who will vote for gold and a taiiir. Of the 31 remaining, six are Inde pendents, including Shoup, Carte r, Mantle.and Cannon. Of these Shoup ef Idaho, and Caller of Montana, promise tariff votes. Of tho lit new Senateirs. 15 are straight lb-publicans, H Democrats, 4 Silver, ami 4 straight Populists. This makes the straight ltepubli can vote; HI. On all eiuestieins of finance! the Democratic sound mone-y vote will be large- probably bringing the number up to -r-. On questions of tariff the vote will probably stand t.'i including Shoup and Carter with scattering approval fr( m Inelc pcudcnts and Democrats. If there-are no contests there is Home danger in Kentucky then1 will be1 a coniph-to Senate "JO mem be t s and -li) votes w ill bo necessary to carry a measure. In wise of a tie the Vice-President casts tho decid ing vote and there is no nee d to say where Hobatt stands on questions of tariff and linanco. HOXIE'S DEFEAT. Pocket Book Taken. On Friday evening of last week as Mr. Isaac Kocher of this place wa in the post ollice to mail several let ters, his pocket book containing about $30 in cash, several checks, orders and notes, was taken. He had laid it down at the writing desk and had gone to tho gonoral delivery window fer stamps, and when ho re turned to the) stand the pocket book was gone. Them were a number of pe rsons in tho office at tho time, and although he has pretty fair suspicion as to where it went, as yet he has no sutisfai'tsry information on which te procei-d. The thief should at le-ast ii'turn the wallet with the papers, a1-the1- tiro worthless to hiin, and are valuable1 te Mr. Kocher. '(oVr ('i)iiii(i Trihiine. THE ACCIDENTS OF LIFE Write to T. S. QiiNcr.v, Drawer 1 VI, Chicago, Store tuiy ef the Star Alciui nt Cumi-anv, for iuli.rma-.iM! nunrdinir Accident liiur mice. Muutiou this jiiij.er. I!y so tloitnr yoi cuii tr. .c membership foe. Has p.iij over iA),iX.w Kr acdUcntat injuries. Be your own Agent. NO MliDlCAI. EXAMINATION REQUIRED A 3' : 2 Issish WWW lava J -1 'A uu.) KIpans Tnbulee cure dizziness. Rlpans Tabulcs: gentle cathartic. KIpans Tabtiles cure constipation. Rlpana Tabules: for sour stomach. Hip&ns Tabules: pleasant laxative. Rlpans Tabules cure liver troubles. Bad Mot rrepanxl For Such Tov rvnt of Qnvatlona. IIoxlo bad never in his lifo been on the witness stand, but be made it bis boast that if be ovor chanood to bo thus situatod bo'd just liko to aoe tho lawyer who could rattle bin) in bis testimony. , lie fanciod, did iloxio, that bo would prove more than n match for the lawyer who chanced to tacklo him. Tho otbor day Iloxle bad A cbanoo to utterly rout and defeat one of those "little nbystor lawyers, "as ho oallod them, for Iloxio was oallod to testify. "What is your namo, sir?" tbun dorod tbo big, oaglo eyed lawyer who was to quostion Iloxio. "William Uonry Hoxio." "What? Spoakupso you can be beard four foot from tho witnetu stand, can't you?" "William Henry Iloxio." "What is your business, sir?" "I am a bookkeeper. "A what?" "Book keeper. " "Well, now, Mr. William Henry Ho.xlo, bookkeeper, I want to know what you know about this caso. want you bat wait a moment, Havo you over served ft scntouco in tho statu prison?" "No, sir!" "Well, aro you tho William Henry Hoxio who was tarrodand feathered and run out of tho statu of Ohio six years ago next month? Now think beforo you answer, lto careful, be careful. "No, sir; I'm not." "Didn't you, William Henry Iloxio didn t you elopo from la dian.t in tho spring of lii'JO with an- other man s wife?" "Iltoll you" "Bo careful, ho careful now. Re member that you'ro under oath and a stenographer is taking down every worel you say. Havo n caro!" "I never clope-d with any man ' wife, gasped out Hoxio. "Didn't oh? And you novoi served n sentence in ther Iowa peni tentiary for perjury? Bo careful, careful. Just say yea or no." "I I oh I" "There, tlmro, my good friend; don't leiso your head. You didn't havo to loavo tho town of Pokoville in Illinois in I860 for beating your wtfo anel cruolly abusing your chil dren, did you? Thoro, now; just koop cool. Will sonio ono band the witness a glass of wator? Ho sooms to bo choking. Now, my good man, will you say yes or no to my last quostion, not forgetting that you are under oath to toll tho whole truth and nothing but tho truth? Now, how is it about that wifo boat ing business?" "It ain't truo, and I" "That will dej, that will do. Now will you havo tho kindness, my gooel follow, to faco tho jury and tell thorn if you were not arrested and convicted as a bigamist in tho east ern part of Pennsylvania a fow years ago? Kumomber that much depends on your reply and havo a caro, havo a caro. Peirjury, my friotid, is a ve-ry seriou.s olTonso and you aro un der oath. Nothing but truth will do hero. Uu very careful or why, tho man has fainted. Could more conclusive ovidoneo of his guilt bo askeul? Anil is tho word of a con fessed bigamist of any value in this eir in any other court? I ask tho court if this man's tostimony is worthy of any weight whatever. Ne), it is not. And as ho is tho chiuf witness against my client, tho de fendant in this ease, I ask and do mand that tho caso bo dismissed at onoo." Detroit True Press. Ono Tivmhatuno l or Four. Last winter, while wandering through tho rural districts of south Uoorgia, I chanooel upon a family graveyard, in Telfair county, of unique charaotor. Thoro woro thrco graves side by side. Tho central ono was marked by a head and foot board, inado of thin nlabs of marble. Tho headboard, divided into throe divisions, was engraved as followa: Tho first, or top, division, "John Allen, a Just Man." Tho soooud division wasongravod, "First Wifo." Tho third division was similar to tho second, only tho hand pointed to tho grave on John's right, and was engraved, "Second Wifo." Theso three completed tho logonds on tho headboard immortalizing John Allon as a just man. Tho hasty roador may think John Allon bad better written "a frugal man." Again, tho footboard for tho father la mado a headboard for tho son bv t-ngraving on it, "Son." I havo given things as thoy actually exist, excont that tho namo of .Teihn Allen is substituted for tho real Nash- villo Banner. in ? Ja Ikwt t'uutfb ttyrup. TtaiM GooO. 17m f in lima, hoin nr driitruiMA. Z JSEBISESnSBL Marrow With Cher. Beof marrow is approoiatod by fow cooks save tbo English, and still it may ho put to various uses in making palatablo dishos. Cut into slices, boil iu salted water, drain and dip in grated choose and bread crumbs, plaooon a tin plato and put in tuo oven until tho chooso is molt ed. Serve on slices of toast or on boated plates with slices of lemon. Pittsburg Dispatoh. ' CAKL DUNDER TALKS. HE TELLS THE SERGEANT ABOUT A LUMP OF GOLD. rinn Ha lerrrlrrn Soma Very Eiorllcnt A. 1 vice from 111 Frlrnd, tha Fat I'o Herman, and Onrs llnma Fnll of Sorrow, Not All 14 ;!, I Tliat Ollttrn. Tim fut polico iorRpitiit otdod in the (lour ( f t tin Rtntiiin linnxn urnfohlna Koat which waft hungrily devouring an old iiarnxoii iiat winch nemo one had kicked into the utioct, when Mr. Dnn-dt-rennie around tho corner and cheerily railed out : "Hellei, iprgeantl I huRt happened In onio arondt el is vhay, mid I gness I shtnp a luinnte to ceo if you vhiM all riht." "I thought yrm had gono back toOer iii any," Raid the sergeant m he con tinues! to wntoh th goat. "liack to Shermauyl I eloau' see vhy I tdiemld go back to Shcritiany. Nottlngn vha two tiiue-s alike iu dis country, but t g-t URcd to dot. It vhan a nice day. sergeumt." " V-c-s. Havo you had a guardiun ap. peiiliti-d yet?" "Vhy hIiduM I hat nemo gnardians?" replied Mr. Dundcr with consiih-roblc npirit. "If yiui lie licf I eloau' kneiw how to take euro of mynelf you vhan ruin tiHiken. A Ktl vliilo Bgo, vhe-li I vine" uri e'iihorns, munebody cau shwiudlo lue, tmt I like to m-e 'em try it em now. If yeui vh.is my frie-ndt ynu dean' Mipeak like dnt to me-. " "Then iiotliiii( Jia-e happened?" que ried the re-rgi-ant as the K"at worrie.-d down his third piece ef hat, "Nnttitigs ha." happe-ned. Dot i, no beidy lias tried hciw guiiigaiiicfl on me. If he did, h1 vhas a dead man in two minute-H. MiuFt one man remie along." "Oh, a man came ule'iig, did he?" "I said a man came) along. Vhas dnt fennel ini: to mnk you shmile? Ser gcmit, I doan' like deit vhay you shpeak to me. Vhas I a boy? Doan' I know Nnllie iK'aili:?" ".Mr. Dundcr," raid the sorgi'iuit us the jjont gut away with the Iact n in li.iute f hat and hxikcd hoj't fully around 11 Vt" "plied tha sergeant, he gave it a heave through the operf window. "Bnt vhy yo' do dot? Let me pick him nop quickl" "Mr. Dander," mid the sergeant as he laid m detaining hand ou him, "I ean buy yon all the brass you want at $1 a pound. I feel norry for yon." "flow vhas I sorry feir you? Do you belhf dot man vhas a shwindler?" "Of course I da You hnve plenty of water at tho house, haven't you?" "Vhas has dot wanser got to do mlt him? How you know dot man vhas some shwindlcrs?" "When yon go home, Mr. Duudrr, draw a tub of water, put 10 pounds of comuical into it, and then soak your head for 34 hours. If yon can't soak it off your neck, got somebody to knock it off with a club." "Sergeant, vhas vhas I tookcu in again?" gasped Mr. Dundcr as lie got so weak in tho kuce-s that ho had to ait down. "Yes, you have been played again. That fellow knew you to be tho biggest sucker in thee state. Which idiot asylum had you rather go to?" "So so I vhas boat?" Tho serge-ant lifted him to his fee t and Jed him to the eloeir and dropped him oil tho strp. Then he pointed down the street and said: "If you think you enn't find yemr way heuiio, I'll send a small beiy with yem or write1 your address on a card." "De-n den she vhas brans?" mur mured Mr. Dimdor. "Yes, she1 vhas brass!" replied tho se-rjieunt. "(to home, Mr. Dnndi-r, ami bo sure- and have- the water heit and put iu plenty eif bran. " And Mr. Dundcr crept away, with his fee t elriipKing and his back htuupe-d, and he turn-til the ceirne-r and vuniflied from sight without enu-e oeking buck. M. yiAU In l.nt k. She Dear me! Whydcn't they teach chomes to sing inte lligibly? It is so aKRravating te t o unable to distinguish the) weirds. He You elem't know yeiur hick. I have read the libretto. Iiieliauapolit Journal 3 .1 "HUT WHY YOU I) DOT?" for an edd boot, "we) will go inside. Aeiv, then, what havo yem git to eav to me?" "Nettings. " "Yi's, you have. A man camo along. WJmt did ho want?" "Ho doan' vhant Hotting. lie vhas a poor, unfortunati) man, but ho elemn' beg eif 1)U. " "I sec. You aro a great friend of the peior, Mr. Duude-r. Ho called on you and what?" "Vhcll, Jin camo in mv place und faiel vhas I Carl Dunder. I vhas. Dot vhas all right. Ho sliust liko to ga.o en iio lu causo Jio reads of mo iu der pa pel's. I can't he lp it if ho liko to gazo on me, can I? Ho look so palo und seek deit I pity him. " "Of ceiurso. do on. " "I ask him if ho doan' half some HcokncBS, and he cries liko a shilel. By and ly he says dot his houso in Buffalo Ki ts on firo vhen ho vhas away und his wifo und shildren burn nop. His wifo vhas a blond, und his children vhas an- ge-ls, und ho fuels so bad dot ho doan' caro to livo no more." "Poor man!" sighed tho scrgnunt. How much money did you givo him?" "I eloau' gif him two cents. Dot vhas too bad, but I can' gif him no money. Ho knows dot, und so ho doan' usk me. Via n det house burns nop, it burns all der shcwclry mit it. Dot showelry melts alteigethcr in ono lump, you know, und ho hunts arounilt und fliuls dot lump." "Exactly, Mr. Duudur. . He had tho lump with him?" "Yes." "And ho wants to raise mouey on it?" " Vhcll. ho likes to raise a fe w dol lars to buy tombstones, but ho vhas no ueueibe at. II 1 (loan tako dot lump oi gold, ho doan take no money." "Just set, You havo thu lump with you, I suppeiso?" "Vhcll, I shust rut it in mv nocker. you know. Here slio vhas. Dero vhas moro ash five hooncrcd dollar iu dot lump, mit diamonds inside. She weighs shust liulf a pound." "I seo, " said thu serceant as ho re ceived und inspected tbo lumn. "no didn't wuiit ovur did he?" "Vhcll. ho likes to i:ct i30. D makes a tiavmeut on llvo ininhHtoinvH. Ho vhill come around t in two wmeit und pay me back. If he don' do it, ehW I shall soil nor lor nvo hexmcred duller. Here, vhas you do mit dat lump?" I "I was just towing it out into tin Dt A Labored i:iilniktluu. Two young husbands wcro comparing notes on infantilo woes. "That kid of miuo," said ono, "nev er seems to holler except when I'm at hemi"1. " "Then," said tho other, "I suppose ho doesn't commence until tho early morning hours. Now, our baby yells at uny and all times. I wish to thunder there was seimo way of stopping him." The n the third young husband chip-pe-d in tho best ho could. Ho stuttered. "A-a-at our he-house-, " ho laborious ly ri iiiaikod, "we h-havo just gug-gug-got a f-fresh p-pair of " "What I Twins?" yelled both tho oth er young husbands. "N-n-uo, not t-t-twius ric. P-p-parageirio. P-pms tho bub bub-baby right to sl-sh-e p. Ciig-gig-get some and tut-tct-try it "-Cleveland Plain Deal er. Thn Football Hroiinn. First Colle gian I hoar that Bullott, tho great half back, has been killed. Hete-emd Collegian Great Scott I How? First Colle-giau A brick house foil on him. Second Collegian And that's tho re sult of letting him go homo for vaca tion and get out of training. New York Press. llo foiililn't It'in Anny. "The-ro has bee-n another burglar caught ly a Chicago woman." "Is thtit so?" "Yes, sho married him in jail. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. It Iti-uilndf l liim. Hoax Why did (Jouldbuggo move from his Broad stree t Iioukc? Joax Thu liumber wus 1C-2-1. Philadelphia Kecord. I'uyliiB t'j. T' Ix't, or lint to bet That wu tlio riiliilu. Cut, liuvlllK (liilli'cil. I nvuds inuat my tlio flildla. Bcnit .limes an ovi-rcoat (Tlmt'a twenty iliilliim), Ji-nkiiiH u but iiml llrowit bix ahirta unit collurit. To Bmitlii ra hciiJ Tlio suit 1 eluHlKiintcil ; To Unt il tlio bouts i'ur which hu's not mo kluUtd. I'm very tiv no more Tha voter's yolltng. (Colonul Jlra Jumi'i will oall ' And got iny elwellinR.) Atlanta Constltnttoa. TURF Topics, Uandolin, :!, hasb., ai L. a . rl lunil, vj DtrBTOS, rectB,). Alvifl, fill, inRuMia. Bob Riley. :10, l tb, w tion to the extreme list. 1 TnoVillaBo f arm horstt . racing until next siirii1B Onset holds the Juck,n (t tocord trotting, at 8:2jf. The old mare Mill OirL 1 I olel fe.r 80 wi'ek before h M aniui wauei, a:lfli , ilBfJ. jonn arun mnv ...:. . Jones of Portsmouth, K n 1 voru comes irom 8t Lu,, . uuno uiia ucconio a comply ; L-..l..l- n.aa n-iuuwuc, n,j inger, Vienna. ,fcf Tho 8-year-oleJ filly Mia Boxwood, son of Nutwexik! . ...II.. I. n.nii Mi u ujiiu iu m Sandy Boy, 4, 2; a. ,. almost as great a fligbt a il 11VU tut mm) UUl'IH. W. W. Ilubbinuer h,. handsome Onward tnur 3:10t4', for f 3,600. l1 The pacing stallion W, recemiy we nt arar.,.1 witnout a Lit in bis month. Tho late Colonel H. p Tr,n... a largo estate, inclu.liinj , acres oi xno cuoicest blue pu, . tt.entucKy. v i nioLi,,.,,,. .., ... ..... ( 1,;- up ie-auiy, uie li im ,f Kri-m o icur-iuu ILU'liu s rl 2:11, at auction laM "j,r:i.rf Iustcad of be ing i u a nr. me e-asi, ns nas i u r,. ,i Tell, 2:18, is bein eln.n uy nis owner, utlmr Ins;.,-cago. ITEMS OF INTER:;- Alio urn K'ove i,.j,ir, , UMiy (innniwl it, I......1. .. Tho original stanriarl vm. exact length of the una : j i ui cugiauei. A substitute for n:ik, to t.-.i deceive tho most exjrt (,r, j 1 iroui woou puip. Messrs. Teiinant's chitit gow is tho talle st cliiiiiii7iia una stands 4'iO feet Inh. Edith, the wifo ef Tkocs) iv : 1 . .. 1. 1 i'....i .... ui " iiuuiiv, j-iiKinin, m ej birth to seven children at uxt Tho authorities of the Jthsi s hospital of Baltimore hm storago room in which d n!b bo kept for the uso ef wt:xi in winter. There aro few unrrark. wi.1 sen, Germany. The Utuin guns mauufacturvd by Knots en the foundatieni cf dcs houses and keep glazim b:r. Tho Duko of NV.stmin.'wr'i i in Cheshire is L'aton tt!i 1 1 was ouoo taken to u cumi!ort:.1 tho wholo breailtli cf tb J "How far is it to the othtfol inquired, and the tvplrwui': Ceiuntry ronds in Chisi rl bounded by fences, tutnrtrri defined. Whilo the f.irmtt Ul to plow up any mad j-.i- his laud drivers of v. 1..4 j equal right and tli y n-rA traverse anv t art i f V.:- crJ large. STAGE GLINTS Thomas I-l Shea e-nfi'M U New York shortly witiiac 'J "Mv Lord uihl Hem- Lj' to be put into n lii :ir il Wl'-' J. K. Km mi t int- n.l W'r season. McKe-e Rankin i new play, ' Jule Xci."1-' New York. Re.-n KvtiiiL"1 U r.wl member of "The Cinat dM be-ry" cast. John FowliT'H li'-wk!V. moter," will bi-iTLitoidii' bv M. II. Curtis Charles Frohinitn kMBM of $10,000 for uu Amine..' bio for Maud Adami Tho noHtoiiia!ihavid:H iu jMexicc r with tho results inp'''4 It a r,id that "TtJ l"" west" wlllresiiiut-itB";: a now outfit und M r Putter mill K.Vt'f to mako an Aim rinw I1" Applicatiou has Li 'ii ' tho principal tiVai'T a ii iui.... t.r amlt1 new melodrama km W. A. Brady. wh' l"""J duction beforu the id0" DAINTY TRlF'j For trave leM coro? flasks resting in rativo silve r tej ( HouKewivts on tlw" dent effect patreiuiw?f; either tho priucesH ft M" . i .,i Dim itair ciinius r and sold in sets. some of tentuuu ' . to suit tho color eu Tho blue I"1"J for un fxtciiHion ful plaque-s, jar-, tray maelo to re-tail at Miniature toy" tJl iu precious uit'tw minutest detail W L, day lifo. such at forte, find eaor F"1" ,. ors of curios uinl brio-a-braoobiuetiB,,' t i.. Plronlaf. T L I 1 r-p