The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, November 12, 1896, Image 5

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    PERSONALITIES.
. n Wood of Beaver Canyon, Ida,,
' ,mllni) 75.000 ahnen.
fof DOT -o
u t.. Luchennl, president of tbo
iJiri Confederation, J paying ft visit
toEng'""-
Duko of Westminster gives his
k nnn - .. .
nrivste Secretary .,vvv
apartments at Orosrenor Hooso.
CL E. IUPKpr " XJi-vnmr uuuuty,
. aonnntlv carried over th
, was . v -. -j
Oceana v lwt " UC'K"
Henri Meilhao ban sofa tn nuiiara
tablo on W men do hku iu yiny whu
nomas. fll- "id Meissonier. He ii grow
ing old and needs the room for books.
Prince Adomuyiwa of Jcbn Remo, in
trt Africa, a Jet black Mothodist, tat
tf thcirtoof the mnglstrate during a
ricnt trial at the Old Bailor, London.
Hon. Klchard T. Browning recently
Mnri'd iii tho bottom of Deep crock,
i;rrctt cminty, Md., a canoe that bo-
longed to hi grauurntner ou years ago.
Pr, Chnrlci James Branch, bishop or
mtk-nii. who hns Just died, hud spent
,'lHwhnlo "f ''is ministerial lifo in tlm
Wwt Indies iuia was uoioveu uy an
Sir Somers Vino bus resigned tho ns-
iintant secretaryship of tho British Im-
erinl institute, in order to DO associated
ritli a largo commercial enterprise in
(he colonics.
Sir IL II. Kitchener's services as
hf.nl i f tho Doiigola expedition hnvo
her n n eogiti.ed by his being promoted
from tin' ronk of brevet colonel to thut
,f major gt ncral in tho Dritish nrmy.
Thn Mam hester poopln nro going to
pat a portrait of Dr. Macliiron in Uo
irt galleries of tho city. Dr. I'urkor has
just styled Dr. Macliircn "tho prinoo
vi preachers in tno fciigiisu speuKing
world."
Sir Edward Monson, tho present Brit
ish embassador to Franco, is not un
Icuuwn in America, lie netod as arbi
trator between Denmark nnd tho Unit-
4 Mutes in tho famous Buttorlleld
claims.
Philip Gilbert Ilamerton, at tho time
f bis death, had completed bis auto-
biography up to his twenty-fifth year,
when lie was married. Tho narrative
hit been continued from that tiruo by
his widow and will bo published boou.
J Im l'ukkaln cf Culumet, Mich., aft
it Inving an arm amputated ut the
!ioiii i r, wa4 ublo tj got up and walk
down the hospital biuirs to tho ambu
lance. Though lie fought iu tho Uussiuu
rai:L.- ull through Jhu Turkish wur uud
has for tho past 13 yours worked in a
dangerous railing undergronud, this is
the lirst time hu was ever hurt.
SILK.
Id 1S40 tho silk factories of Prussia
employed 11,000 operators.
Iu 1714 tho first regular silk mill in
uigluuil was put iu operation at Derby.
Tho size of each thread, or snim hv
the kilkworru, is ono two-hundredths
part hi un inch in diameter.
Thn official executioner of tho sultan
of Turkey ukos u silken cord in strun-
KiinK pt'Mous ordered to bo put to deatli.
Silkworm authorities cstiuntu that
tun larvie from ono ounco of ens will
ut J, :.mm) pounds of mulberry loaves uud
produi e r.'o jmunds of cocoons.
"MllscaililKl' is n diticusn tit whieli
nilkworms aro liablo. It consists of a
fundus rovth in tho body, which
brraks tlinuiLfli tlm ul
kilU thu inseet.
Tim Kinder produces silk nf n fair
quulity. but thu difllenltv
spiders and thu small quant ity of prod-
uli, iroiu raeli umn-t bus cuused tho
abandonment of ull efforts to produc
spider i.ilk.
Ill tho tinip of Frnnnia I aillr onwnn
were forbidden to all ladies below tho
rauk of countess. Tim
lucp'hiinta nmniiRctl tovndo tho law by
,,,! Kuwus iiiiud witii orient
colored Bilks.
Iu tho YPllF 1 R0f 4 list Vi1nn i9 tt
wiuinfuetured silk imported to this
country was a l.aon an i tua ,....
year tho value of tho unmanufactured
mui was brought to this country was
Z'JI tHt 11F
III the timn tit VMinw .lib. .... ..
jKJwd to bo a vegetable product, and his
Aatural Himory" contains a long
ory of tho way in which it was picked
iromtreej h, tho East Indies and spun
uvUU into tabrics. St Louii
tiloU'-Douia-rat.
DAINTY TRIFLES.
Bo.nmliui glass loving cups nro as at
lrctivo in nppeuranco as in name.
Tnrkiiili r.,,(r.... .4. ..
f,,.. luu p o in surer
ifimiiM aro fxjx-udivo, but beautiful.
Silver Ijeil, Hilvor unmo ploto and nil-
n! b"-ydo whiHtK-s nro now counted
auioiiu tho ,,.n a i i....
oa(jj ItllWlWUUlIU I
u.tk w ,uu JUHl ,10W among
mi r1,1," f0' cM"g "tclua, or Uor?
un earthonwnio beermugB, from pure
7 iorutivo motives.
."Silted'" ' !iKLt trt0i8 8,1011
ul ... . UBO "l row 01 Pearls
!Wue J',U0,iM ,ulxod Pleuso-young
mn for oveuiug wear.
An alumfnin
InuHrB ' m iaip soi in a
SdfH of orocodi, lotuer I-
SvZ tl?Woman globo tttor and
K S lor b6at3Utf wtcr; curlln
UutM' 10 cL"tc,ul) 'or ladies'
W&i?!iu."t0? la Ni- "nd liukod
L?lth h"le Kld The en
Wh. -Jewelers' Circular.
THE FASHION PLATE. ,
New French jacket bodiocs thai are
to closely fitted that they serve also as
dress waists are very short and fanciful
ly finished.
Among the new shades in mohair.
English serge and bonrette fabric for
traveling costumes touchwood and nas
turtium are the bo west shocks in brown.
The new reppnd fabrics are softer and
richer looking than ever, bnt the chief
distingishing feature is fonnd In tho
beautiful color blending eUcctod in tho
weaving.
The rage for the early part of the
winter season will be for cspe collars,
oddly shaped collarettes, flchns with
long stole ends and bolero, eouave and
Eton jackets made of furs innumerable.
Not only Is the short French corset
worn with cycling, golf, tennis and oth
er outdoor costumes, but it is now pre
ferred by a great majority of women to
tho abnormally long, stiff "dress" cor
set, which gives aa uuuutural look to
tho figure.
Many of the yokes and chatelaine and
mutton leg sleeves on French and Eng
lish gowns aro laid in tucks that are
often 14 inches wide. Heavy fabrics
for clay wear, even velvets, are tucked
quito as often as delicate, textiles for
evening nsoa.
Black costumos aro always in stylo
to a certain degree, but they tnk a
prominent place this sonnon, not, how
ever, interfering at all with the elegant
costumes in their nndlcKS colorings, but
giving a fluo rich contrast and b k
grouud to tho nioro brilliant attire.
Tho seven gored skirt appears to bo
tho favorito model among tho newest
styles, although there aro u dozen shapes
from different designers. All, however,
nro considerably nlikn in effect. Tho
flare still remaiiiH nt tho bottom of tho
skirt, but it is somewhut reduced.
New York 1'ot.
TURF TOPICS.
A great year fur tho pacer, 2:01 1 to
3:00'.
Star Pointer, 2:02'3', has been a
money winner this season.
Quality, 2 : 13 1,', cost William Simp
eou $7,.r)00 as u yearling filly.
Bright Kcgetit's record is now 3 :0P4.
Ho is tho greatest cripple on tho turf.
Thcro is talk of holding n running
meeting at Springfield, Ills., next
spring.
Bicyclo races wcro n featuro of the re
cently held Oraiigo county horse show
ut Goshen, N. Y.
Moro Gay Head clay is being put on
tho track at Headvillo. Thiscourso will
bo a hummer in 1 81) 7.
It is quito probablo that Huldo,
2:08 Jg, will soon be bred to the cham
pion stallion Directum, 3:004.
An Austria-Hungarian named Pisklug
has created a seusution iu Vienna by
giving performances with a whip.
Young Wilkes, 2:284', is dead ut tbo
home of his owner, A. T. Hull, Taw
Puw, Mich. Ho wos 28 years old.
An effort is alroady being made to
form a oirouit in South Dakota for next
season. Six associations aro interested,
Old Jack, tho "hero of 100 buttles,"
won a ruco ut Chillieothe, Mo., recent
ly, stepping ono of bis floats in 2 :10.
Tho grout luure Kentucky Union,
3:07)4, it is said, has won over if 5,000
mid IU heats, from 3 :07 to 2 : 111 this
yeur.
Tho honor of having given the word
when lientryset tho world's ptiein:' rec
ord ut 2:00'. bolt ii(s to Starting Jiid;;e
James CulliertHon,
M. Hennur of Iilneklmni, .Mo., is K3
yearn old mid still directs tho (raining
of all tho celts on Ins farm. 11. towns
President Wilkes, S:lt) s'.
STAGE GLINTS.
John (lcndimiing has appenrod
ns
Macbeth at Glasgow.
Mmo. Mario Samary's Theatre Blann,
which surprised Paris last season, will
reopen.
Alico E. Ives is ut work on a play
for Neil Burgess, in which Im will star
this season.
Forbes Uobortson has produced ut Ed
inburgh u uiysticul musio pi ty by Iuu
Kobertson und Learmout Drysilule.
Jules Aubray, u French "india rub
ber mtin," is under arrest in Paris,
charged with desertion from thu army.
Tho German emperor has command
ed three special performances of Wag
ner's Nibelungcii King trilogy ut Ber
lin next mouth.
H. N. Stephens is to write auothor
play for E. II. Sothcrn. Ho will ulso
conipoHO a modem comedy for tho New
York Lyceum stock company.
Laura Johnson, ono of thn first pupils
of Ktuelo Mackuye, has won distinction
in tho now melodrama, now runuiug at
tlm Drury Lauo thcuter. London.
Tho present bill of tho P.tii Folios
Bergero includes Yvetto (iuilbert,
Ll'uuo do Pougy, Polin, Cuvalieri and
the new Spanish dancer Tortajada.
Emily Buncker pnxluced recently ,n
comedy entitled "A Divorce Curo. "
Tlie play is a drumutizution by Harry
Saint Maur of ono of his own slori s
culled "An Averted Divorce." '
John Hare's American tour will be
gin Nov. 10 at Montreal. Hi repertory
will include "Tho Hobby Horse."
"Custe," "Mamma," "A Puir of Spon-
tucleH" and two new nlavs tobosoeu
first iu Now York.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
An averago of 100,000 poinds
snails are eaten each week in Pikt is.
Prom the time, of St. Peter
ll iwn to
the year 1153 tho popes of Uouio all
wore boards. j
Tho normal tomneraturo of
huinrui
being is 98i degrees F. that if
only 77 dogreos. 1
a fiu
"How is your wife this morning?"
aVd a well known Washington attor
nV or a brother lawyer, whose wife
was ailing.
"The prospects are very gloomy,"
wos the rply.
"Is she so much worsef
"Sho was sitting np when I left, but
the doctor gives mo no hope. She won't
rtio from her present ailment, but I am
afraid it will break tip onr horn"
"Is her mind affwited?"
"It does not seem to be."
"Thon what Is the troublet"
"I don't know, but the doctor said
sho wonld be a new woman within a
week, so I am prepared for tho worst"
Washington Star.
The WImi Monkey.
Fliegendo Blatter.
IllnturbliiK Ttiii;lit.
Ill dreamy, abstracted manner Pyg
million pick) (1 up a robn und threw it
over thu lovely figure in which tho
warm blood had scunvly more than be
gun to pulsate.
"What is it, my master?" asked Gal
atea. "I was thinking," replied tho sculp
tor, rousing himself from his reverie,
"what a frost you would huvo got if I
had offered to set you up iu tho Boston
library. "Chicago Tribune,
HiUrlng lllmwlf.
Sho (suddenly) Charlie, what are
you thinking of?
Ho Oh ah I was thinking that it
was nearly dinner tune.
Sho (pouting) Therel Msmma told
me thut as soon as wo wern married our
dream of lovo would end, and boo
hoodioo it's all so.
During the rest ct thn afternoon ho
had to lnako such an exhibition of him
self that everybody in tiio car got sou
sick. Cleveland Louder.
C'oilHlntrnt.
"Speukin o' politicians," said Farm
er C!orntossi I, " I can't help bein im
prrssed by whut tlm honorablo Mr. Pop
plo said into 'is sHvh. Ho said tin t
bo don't wear no man's collar. "
"No," said his wife, vim is a stickler
for appearances, "ner nei l.tiu either. "
Washington Slav.
(Uuiioililnl I'relilffiis.
"Harry, before wo wcro married you
beggi il lint to go hand in hand with you
down life's pathway."
"So I did."
"And now yon get nmd when I nsk
yon whom you go without mo five
nights in tho week. " Chicago Kooord.
Mm haw II Im,
Eugenie What do you think? I saw
you coining out of it pawnshop this uft
eriioon. George (slightly embarrassed) Was I
alone?
Eugenie No. You wore after one, I
guess. New York Evening Juurnul.
Tlio I'liuttalnablu.
She was an intensely romantio girl.
Her soul was ever occupied with
yearnings for tho unattainable.
Why, she hadn't been iii tho railway
car ton minute before sho wanted the
window opened. Detroit Tribuuu.
H lull.
"Disisn't it strike yon that tho tem
perature of this room is rather high?"
"There isn't uuy doubt about it," re
plied tho frugal young man. "Every
ton of coal cobts pi. " Washington Star.
An Authority.
Oholly Dubbs Pointed toes aro going
out.
Willy Wooer (regretfully) Yos, 1
felt one going out at old Bullion's lust
iiijjht. Town Topics.
The Wery CantlliUti).
I'm 1 1 roil of mulclng ipofM-lius
Krom llillvillu tlnwii t.j lilnw.
Of Nliukinx liuii'ls with (ivuiilu
Fnmi Tift to Tallyliol
I'm tired of sitting up ull nlulil
And trumplnit round all day,
And, bdiuvu "iu. 1 duo't wuul to
lJcur tliu
Old
Bund
Play.
I'm tlrsd of Dttuiip and iilutfornia,
No nmttcr wuuru Uiuy If. , i
TL bik'SuBt ulltuu in tlio lunj
Ain't wurtb a khtK'k to mnf
I'm 1 1 rod of talk und fcirohllgbte iu
And tuunura travu and ituy.
And, bolluvu me, I don't waut to
Hunt thu
Dund
PUyl
Atlanta Couatitutioa.
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A RUN ON THE BANK.
It Vm a Clou Rrs bnt Tni OralvS
Was a Wlnarr.
It lacked ono solitary moment of 10
O'clock a. m.
The streets before tho national bank
were alive with people, all intent upon
business.
Suddenly thcro was a great commo
tion.
Amid a great roar nnd expressions of
wonder and alarm two figures were seen
going at a breakneck pace down tho
avenue in the direction of the bank.
Ono of these was a young man with
tho flro of genius in his ayo nnd still
moro of tho same in his legs. Thn other
was a pompons, puffing old gentleman,
with a pallid omii'tinnoe which be
spoko a terrible mental strain.
Somebody, seeing the hatless, coat-
less figures flying by, yelled: "Fire I
Mnrderl Police!"
But tho hlnccnuts were nowhere, and
tho two sprinters rushed on as if chased
by 10,000 doinons on wheels.
Suddenly they reached thn marble
steps of tho bank, collided and rolled
Into the gutter, knocking down several
posscrsby on thoir way.
Still nudanntrd, bruised nnd grimy,
they arose simultaneously nnd inado nil
other break for tho bank entrance, eueh
flourishing a pieco of paper iu his hand.
Great rumors spread nbroud. Teu
thousand peoplo gathered, and n run on
thn bank was inoni) utarily threatened.
Tho bank president, very pule, cuino
forth and addressed tlm tiiultitudo.
"Friends ami fellow citizens," said ho,
"there is no rnnse for alarm. Tho Hon.
Josiali IVtorkins had n daughter mar
ried last night, ami in order to bo
thought tho most generous papa-in-law
in tho world gavo tho brido a check for
t.")0,000 with tlm intention of coming
hero ahead of tho bridegroom and stop
ping payment or getting another check
in ahead. But inasmuch us there is on
ly $r.l,tH0 to his credit the bridegroom
is bound to got it where the chicken
got"
"Nit!" shrieked tho bridegroom,
iM'iering from tho bank with Ins coat
p, ckets bulging and his hands full of
greenback. "Tho account lucked $ 10,
to bo sure, but us I am not such a fool
as to start out in tho world with noth
ing it wns easy for tno to deposit tho
$ 10 1 1 fore I shoved in tho cheek for
(.Ml, 000. Good day. "
And tho blow almost kill, d father.
New York Sunday Journal.
it rimii riiiuu'.
"You seem sad and distrait," said
the bride.
"Do 1?" asked tho grooin, averting
Lis huak
"You don't lovo inn uny less?" sho
hazarded caressingly,
"No, indeed," ho assorted positively.
"A thousand times no."
"Then, what is it?" sho asked.
There was a long pause. Finally,
with a deep sigh, ho registered tho
eleven thousand three hundred uud
forty-seventh kiss und sMiko:
"When wo started on this bridul trip,"
ho said, "I had in my pocket just
(3r. Today I have been over our finan
cial accounts nnd find that wo hnvo ex
pended :t(tl. 75. "
The bride wrinkled her brow aud be
gnu making mental calculations with
her fingers.
"Which means," ho went on sadly,
"that our lioncynnMiu"
She stopped tho digital reckoning to
give him In r full utt ntion.
" is on Its lat quarter." Now
York Evening Journal.
N'Vt liroHiicil Iti Ills I. Iff.
Barney I'lnlli s is a s iilor living iu
Alpena, nnd last mouth he wits reported
as having hci n drowned oil' tho hurgo
Moiiiii'i' in i.ako Eric. ISarney returned
tii Alpena I ho oi hi r day and claimed t hat
bo was lint drowned. To u newspaper
reporter in that city lie said:
"Ket in tain lie dat urn drow n. Haf
uafer been drown in ma life. Am tell
yon sum' mini his tani liar when ho say
am drowned off Monitor, Am Im on from
t'iiiciunali to Mont rial sanoo dat time
and am nafer drown in ma life. "De
troit Free 1'ress.
Amply Pi'iimnitriileil.
"How singular it happened that Mrs,
Delaware was able to llud primf that
sho had known her husband in a previ
ous reincarnation.
"How did she discover it?"
"Sho found a letter sho had given
j him to siht in a former state of exist
' tnco. " Buffalo Time.
j Mr. Foot haul Where (liio) do you
wantsh t' play?
i Captain (disgustedly) Oh, yon can
keep ou plnying full. Up-to-Date.
AbH'nca Acrouiilutl l or.
"Did Miss Dnbh luako her debut last
night?"
"No. She didn't have tho fuoo to
i make ber appearance before such a largo
I assemblage. "
"Whut was tho matter?"
"Her mako up box was stolen."
i Norristown Herald.
' l't aud I'rcaont.
j "Why ditl I try to steal tho sacred
,flre?" repeutod Prometheus sudly. "If
j you'd ever lived in a flathouso with a
I janitor nnd stoam heat"
I Ouco again did tho houry hand of
the past grasp tho hand of tho present
across the abyss of eons. Now York
Pros.
'. IIU rrnjuir I'liieo.
TAKING NO CHANCES.
TtM Old 0nt1rmn HH IImi Thw 1U
. for anil Wan tnxf.
The old gentleman had been rnthci
grnff When thn young man entered an'i
his manner had not been partlea'nrly
inviting while tlm young mnn was rhif
lug from one font to another nni pre
paring to state bin business. Hestuplr
Bald, i " Well?" In an inquiring to-'e
when tho young man aunoaticci. tin .
ho had come to see him on a Mat: t f
vast importance, but there wns a crei t
change when thn young lain luit,
"Your daughter"
"My What?" interrupted tha oil get
tlemaii with sudden animation.
"Your dutighter'repeutedtlioj .tin
man, and then ho added, as a lior-lbl
suspicion crossed his mind, "iii i 1
yours isn't she?"
"Of course she's mine," retorted t
old gentleman. "She hasn't fallo i i
her bicycle and hurt herself, lias Hlie; "
"Oh, no. H,,,"
"Aud she hasn't rnti over liny hil
dren or eloped with the coaoluna. , o,
or"
"Nothing , f that sort nt all," an
swered the .Voting man, becoming t t: ,
fie moro courageous. " You see, she len
mo here to uk yon"
"She sent yo'ul"
"Yes, sh. well, rf course it w."
my suggestion first but sho said t ie i
you"
Tho old gi iitleman seemed to b i t
alive to the Mtu.it ion now. lie s: ; '
tho young man by n gesture, nnd !, :
he got up and shut and locked the . , ;
"What's the matter?" nsVd ''
young man with sonic agnatic i. ' , ;
any one lift, 'inng?"
"Not that J know of, but I Mil ti.ki;.
no chances. '
"Ah, from past t eri no, a joi j...
inclined to l-pi ct"
"Well, y . I
i. to I ,) im 1 f
with you,"
"Now, go ,.
"But I sh
all by layir
young 1 1 1 ; i ,
inied tlio old gi i
1."
d think yon eou; .1 e
a trap." icigj'.vt. !
1
ignoring tho ii qiu
ot t:
elder to pr,
"That's
what I've done,"
V.iH the
rejily. ".Now, go on. "
"Ah, n ivanl.s nro such"
"Servants! Who said anything about
servants?' ' roared the old gentleman.
"Tho last fellow who came in hero to
usk me for Mary weakened before ho
got half through and bolted, and 1 don't
propose to take any chances this time.
Now, go ahead. "
Of course, under tho circumstances,
there was little difllculty in reaching a
conclusion that was satisfiictory tern
jKirurily, at least. Chicago Post
He Knew Wlmt He Waa About.
! Among the stories told to tho do
, served credit of such lawyers ns have no
scruples against distorting and conceal
ing tho truth in order to ghiolil persons
I whom they know or have every reason
to believe to be guilty tho following is
entitled to a good plaen :
An attorney hud occasion to defend a
man who w as justly aocuscsl of counter
feiting paper money, mid he manipu
lated tho cuso with such skill that ho
secured tho acquittal of tbo prisoner.
When the lawyer nnd his client wero
alone together again, the counterfeiter
overwhelmed tho lawyer with thanks.
"And now" said ho, putting his
hand iu his txickcr.
"And now," tho lawyer took :p thn
sentence, "I will have my fee, and I
will take it in hard currency, not in
bills, if you please." Youth's Com
panion. Color llllnilniHH.
"Iiocs a man fail to sen niiy colors nt
all when ho is color blind?" a: kt d Mr.
Ii inMiorii, "or iloi s ho pen them
wrong?"
"Ilo sees them wrong, as you call it,"
i xi 1. lined thn physician. "Now, your
no-. instead of uppearing in its natu
ral color, would look to a color blind
pel -on to be green. "
"Green? Any part iculnr shade?" ask
ed Mr. Drinkhorii with tho intention of
bi in' facetious.
"Yes bottle gieon." Cincinnati
F.uqtiircr.
Wuntril III.. Oilier Klml.
The lawyer patted hi client sooth
ingly on tlm shoulder.
"Now, don't you worry," he said
with a reassuring air. "You shall huvo
a fair trial."
The gentlemanly burglar turned pale.
"That that's what I'm afraid of,"
ho returned nervously. New York Sun
day World.
Th Kiillnu riunliin.
"What will Senator Sorghum do if
Im'S defeated?"
"Oh," replied tho rural constituent,
"he'll git ri-iwly tt r run ng'in. "
"And whut course will ho pursue if
he's re i lected ?"
"Sumo eg usual. He'll git ready tor
run ag'iii. " Washington Star.
Uud Iiil 11 Tllt'rii llefore.
Mother Don't eat your pin now',
Joluiuio. Savi) il until tlm I.im.
Johnnie Say, maw, 1 don't distrust
you, but the kill w ho swipul my pie at
tho picnic said the same thing. Adams
I'leclnail.
Looking.
"They nro a curious couple."
"Yes?"
"Yes. Shu cares for nothing on ourth
tut looks . and hu well, he's vory
visionary. " Detroit Tribune.
ll.ir Iualilo Tucket,
bhu Iiuh poeki'tH lit lier J.icket;
81id lina loekets In her dn w;
Ska hu pockuta In In r tloo'iiuirs
And moat avury where, I kuciw.
And ahu lUruaU her duliity tluurs
In a way that makea mo ntart
In the Itttlo luatda pocket
That litis Jut above hur lirart,
Fur nut luuu ,fo 1 kuvk to bur
A phutoKruiili of mltiu.
And ahu vowed thut on her boaoiu
It furevnr abuuld recllmi.
Cut her tuntallxuiK iimniu r
Often Oik mo with deapulr,
Till my bourt growa weary, luaidng
4ut to know that It la tburo.
Nw York bunday Journal,
A ftoorgta Campalxa.
Thcro were two candidates for a local
ffloB in Oeorgla whoae n lations were
cordial. They never quarreled, and they
dined and slept together in true Chris
ti iti fashion. On tho day cf election ono
of the candidates was confined to his
room with a sprained ankle. When tho
result was announced, his rival rushed
to bis room and exclaimed:
"John, dad burn if, I'm elected!"
"You're a liar!" cried J.hn from the
bed.
And with that and his m-ainnl nnkhr
ho "enmn forth," ns it were, and they
clinched, nnd such n flgbt a they had
beat all the records in tln:t town. The,
room was two brief stories from tho
ground, bnt. the crippled and defeatist
candidate md ect ded in getting the t lcet
id to the window ami pitched bin, bend
long out of it, Atlanta Constitution.
Th Orator Only Tartly Wirlit.
"You, you." shouted the orator,
pointing Ins finger at tlm man with tin
pail and overalls, "you, my friend, I
venture to say, dare not call your vote
your own. Am I right, or am I wrong?"
"I guos you are right," answered
tiie laborer.
"There! Ismk at him. liis vote own
ed by n soulless corporation."
"liiiok here, mister, "the man of toil
f-houtoil in turn, "don't you go to call
in my wife no names like that, or yon
tin me will mix." Indianapolis Jour
nal. An I nay I It ho;.
"Where are you working now, Mary?"
"Ain't vorUm nowhere;. I am in
b'.is'Mii ;s for my;. If. 1 e;ot n couple doz
en ladies that pays lue a quarter a Week
to i oii.e utoiinil nnd n-k 't in tor a place,
and it inaki the hin d kH tin y got
mud, and s!e won't loae. " l.'niein
i.at i Kiiiiuiri r.
Her Omii I null,
"Tin re have been thmvi s it, tlm city
hull," he said as be put d.iwn the pa
, I"
I "Oh, well, you hao no right to com
plain," she iiuswered. "Y- i helped to.
' elect them." Chicago Post.
Mixhos I, ; ' t 'i .)! :i'-ii I. ii i
Smit It in o i!i li ti . ; , in 1 11, l,ii,
flii-iiiii C. K. Si'cn iv Iii ti'o S: oi r-
N l l I i I tl II 1 1 X'l III 1 1 1 1 colli lie.-. e,'i i 1 1
t i in at St i it 1 u i v t lux i i Ii.
( i- u. D. l''i-.!ioi . ill" i incirot 1 inii
(li mail of Sol;n--LM 'ie. 011 T'II'mIiiv
e im liiioiL'lit A. H. Smitl . l'.,li.
tor of tlio Mlinlet I. Villi- :'-n, li-'lll
Si tilixi.loM- In II, is place. Mr. J-initli
was calleil here 1 v the illro.s of
Mi s. Sunt Ii.
Tlio Tliiiil (vuiiiteil.v 'n ei lit'i.' of
tlio Juniata Ynllev l-'iliti'i inl Associ
ation, ill lie liebl ut tl' N'nl'i'Mil
IIoiiho, Lewi-low n, i l'i idny iuoin
ing, Xoveinlier 'l'i, IWMt, t.l Jt)::il)
o'clock. Tlio llilitoi inl fi iitci nit v of
tlio .1 1 1 ii in t ii Valley is iiiiiuslly re
(ticst()il ti) attend tin niocliiig.
".MtSTAKKX S t I.S Wllo 1IU AM OK
Hi.iss." Tin- I'.'lluwiiig ti.ei riagi- li
censes Iiavc In en gi nut I'll r-inci our
last 1 1 ii 1 1 i a t i i . i :
Clas. I'. Halo i. , , I.i.-m II,
( 'ill I li- . I 'l . l 'l '.---;.' in ).
1 1 n ry l'i ', :i- ton I ' p.,
I Alice liiivvvt'l . "
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I C.il Tie .lilt l i lt.
M Alt If I I'.l ).
tho :.:li iii-t., at I;.- I'nil.'il
I". .aiiifi -Ileal ar-iili o:-, l.rwi -1 i i I g,
I'u. Ii.v K v. C. V. I' liiMniol, i, .Mi.
-lainisS. II, .well, id Mold!, Ion i-i.
llinl Mi--, Si'io'lao 1 1. oi in l nou . id"
l,o . I'.lllJ
Oi-tidu r -.'ih, at tl.o Inline i, I lno
ImiiIo's latin r III ill SlohUitoi., ,y
1 1 1 V . C. II. M III M-llll'l , l'i illll'l-. .ll IM-
el', d Mi'iM i ilit-, hi. . iir i-iiiiiiy,
to .Miss Cuia Malt, d Sluinnu'toii,
i'a.
N..v. :t. I,y i;- . I. I'. M. l,..n . (i.
V. .'il.eai.V niol Aii.-. .'.i' nii.ii- .Siillc,
both d 'i n I n i!io.
Nov. sih. by V. 1'. JI-.vw II, .1. I'.,
Jhimc'.h I. linker iiml Citnii- W. I 'i y,
both oi V. JleiiM r f.iu nsliio.
Di i:i -
III .Mlllllll CM I l ll-W lllll , Nov.
.MIi, Ib iii'ii'ita. wile ul .Nimiul Iiil
gel', u'cil ealH, 7 liimit li.s lilol 'J'i
illl. s.
Slu rilV's Sale ill
REAL ESTATE I
I ty viitlieol'u eeiliiin w ri t of J 'j. 'a.
Issued out of tile cult of ('iiuiliion
I 'leas of Snyder ('oiioi v uioi to no- )i
reeled I w ill t- lose t i -u I die sale lit
(ho Colllt I loii.-c in Mlil-iit l,iil';;li at 1
o't.iocU . III. o:i
S.ilni'i!;i , i UvoihIii r ."ill,, s',ii,(
Ibe following deseribeil real t-st-tte tr
wit :
A certain tract of land siluate in
Union Twi., fsiivder Co.. I'd., lioiind -i
d on t In- Norl Ii by lands of llniry
lltessiiig nnd .laeoli S, inu,'ler, on tho
Knst by lands of Audit-w Shaffer ami
.lobii AueUerl South ly public road
(imt on tin West liy lands of Henry
lli-rrold and .lueoli K.niicr, i-oiituininr
.') ACHLS more or less with the np.
purteliHtici-H, wliereon are erected a
I wo story log frame iKsolliiiyi llonse-v
Hank linrn, wagon slied, pig pen,
corn crib, spring bouse and other
outbuildings, it gtkuil orchard, 'i wells
and a sp' ing of water on the preuiihi-s
Sei.eil taken into execution and to
Im sold ns the property of A. S. liru
linker, Ai.FKbDsi'iiciiT. Hhoriir.
Sht rilT's ofllue, Nov. 10, lsini.