Secretary of the Senate's Ringing Words. One of the Greatest and Grandest Testimonials Ever Written Given to Dr. Greene's Nervora. Hon. Frederick W. Baldwin, Sect'y of the Senate, State Attorney, and Chairman of the Republican State Committee, Gives Unqualified Endorsement and Recommendation to Dr. Greene's Nervura. J NOISY DOOR KNOCKERS. Antlqaos Which Mill A1ora tha toors of London Aruttoeracr. Each caller at a house had his own particular knock. There was the post man's knock, the doctor's knock, the tax and rate collector's knock aud the knock of the master of the bonso. There was so end, of course, to these characteristics signals, and in long streets their noise was as uninterrupted as it was deafen-lag. The fjreat men of America use, praise and recommend Dr. Oroone's Nervura. Prominent people of highest stand ing. Governors, Mayors, Senators, Uop-n-sentatives, in fact, Sstatostne'n in all parts of our country, totft-tlieT with Jmlgos, Ocrgymcn, ivx-tors, Newspa-t-r Men, people whoso mimes arc known and honored everywhere, puh lNh testimonials in strongest te-rin eoni-i-rning1 the preat pivitl which this wornlrriul remedy, Dr. Greenes Nerv ura. lias done them, their families nnd frit-iids, and recommending In most em pl.:it io Ijnirnii(fr all whd are ailing in uny way and linve need of iiit-dicine, t tty nil menus us tliis grandest of all Jut-Heal discoveries. It is lieciiusi! Dr. ircelics Nervura cures that it issohi'hly uml so .strongly Tl Iilllellded iiy every ldy. Mo. I-' red. -rick V. li.ildwin. of Itar t:i. Vt., udiU another to the loii list t T i -iiincnt statesmen vln powerfully i-n.lor the marvcloits cirutive xwers of !'r. !reenc's Nervura, and ;,"ivc ear lie - l advice to the .- V1;. t lie vi ;il. nerv-or.-.. t. Sjiep. ie, ru I-i .tvn, tlel iliti.ted WOMAN'S INFLUENCE. and discouraged to try this great rem edy, feeling sure from their own ex perience of Its remarkable merits that health and strength will In all cases follow its tisc. " lion. Mr. Italdwln, Secretary of the Senate, State Attorney of Vermont and Chairman of the Republican State Com mittee, U one of the foremost men of this country. To chow Iho honor in which lie i held by his htate, it is only necessary to say that at the last Presi dential election ho was elected Presi dential Klcctor for Vermont and mes senger to carry the vote of Vermont to Washington. Such It tho eminent standing of the man who tells you to use Dr. tircciics Nervura lf,you wish to get well. IIo Kays: . "I havo long lie-en acquainted wlt'A tho virtues aud fame of Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy, and know of people among my friends who have been helped by its use, and from the general verdict from all sources that have come to my attention, I cannot 1 do olherwi.su than commend it. Make ' usrof this letter for the good of other " Hut while the great and honored of our country use and recommend all to use Dr. Greene's Nervura, it Is among the common people, those in the ordi nary walks of life that on account of their vast numbers, the marvelous and extraordinary benefit, the numberless cures, the remarkable restorations to health by this most wonderful of reme dies, can be daily nnd constantly ob served. Dr. Greene's Nervura is dis tinctively the mcdicino of tho people. Its discovery was for tho people, it cures the cople and it stands to-day unrivaled as the people's remedy. It makes those who use it strong and well. It is the prescription and discovery of our most successful specialist in cur ing nervous and chronic disease, Dr. Greene, of 35 Wct Hth St., New York City, a?i wu used for years in his enormous practice lieforo given broadcast to tho peoplo as the great est restorer of health in the world's history. Dr. Greene can be con sulted free of charge, personally or by letter. The Influence of women upon th jivilijetluii nf the world, could never be measured. lU-caiise of her, thrones have Wen established and destroyed. The flash of her eye, the touch of her hand, and wo have the marvellous power of women, glorious in the possession of perfect physical health. I.ydia K. Pinkham, by her wonder ful discovery of the " Vegetublo Com pound," has done much to place this great power ia the hands of womc-n. Slic lias lifted thousands and thousands out of the misery brought by displace men t of tho womb, and all tho evils thntr follott diseases of the uterus. The " Vcgo- tablo Com pound" re (.tores natural cheerfulness, de stroys despondency, cures backache, htreugt hens the muscles, restores the womb to its normal condition, and you are changed from a physical wreck to the joy of your homo and friends. l'.y tho way the leading druggists tell us that the demand for Lydia E. PiiiUIium's Vegetable Compound is hiiujily beyond their power of under sta nding, and what is best of all, it does tho work and cures where the best phybiciuns utterly fail i si i 111 v mi I3:::rj Jucscribinc for a ITagizh: SiSE THE BEST, OEi ORES!': AM UNPARALLED OFFER. Hi-)iiiir-.C u l'i,,er I'aMcnm nr.- lint llliml 'l I -I I'Ml ll'l Ki-I . Tll"V III-!! Ill llliy n.'l.i.ii any iiifiiiiN-rul a li-mvii iH coiiM iv. unlit- In i-.i.-Ii cup,- u( Hi,. .i,M.tiirt s pnninl .i t-oii ;h,i, ii iini; Hie suliscrlncr. or ptirclniM-r. i .i i.i-n v oviiriii mi l rt'KUl.irl.v il l for ii.ii-) r tv.'. leiin til imlierns for f.inr iviiIh i-.irli to . -i.ti-r i liu.'i- jii'l ii .Mliee. When I lie value tif I'll- I'.l-I. -111.-, 1:4 t'ollnluVlVll lllil nl!lM-rtHr UCl- i.jitl;. is Domorest'8 Magazine Free' A ml what a MaiMllin II Is! for IMI7 II will lie Me I i I tll.i i. L iiii-i ever iM-fnri'. New tnanutft). iin-at. new iie"ii-i.N, i.-.v l li-ns. ICai'ii eiinv con in .In- an e.iilfli rvprudiii-tlou In colors of -o!ii e. i",rin I iift in hv ,t i.tiii'ian urilM, oi tl:y Ii a-l hi. a-w illi ill Ml- hum. relllii-J ilia. -. ill. i.lli- .. I in it li:Ml! l"S U I In- ill. e Hiii;e e I aauly M ig.i.:na ;i..iis!hmI coin lilutii : .ill ill lit must rv i-lio it iii,is nt iih tin -iMrii'i, b.-'tiile i n ivliur iiitiiiiiluhlit lea nit .; :ts uivii. HKMoKKs T'.i Is minially a 1) t -i t ; i.u 1 i o 1. 1 I' l a Ii. ,.- ' oi i ' I I rut Uv.-i:h unit lil -as tnr tile "-- m in 'ir w.iiu Hi, II K -vieiv alel a Kline .H1 . .f l:l T- I irilll. Wives. 1:1 If'iers, Ms-i'i-r ni l I. iters cull Uml eMii-ll.v ivliil i h.-v 1 1 i a n I . an 1 Intr I 'I 'm, als pi ii n to il lli-ijis In .; ri' tli',1 .Tl llliint Ot ilomesl to altil it -el. J lite, ill, -II lln-; -.'ie IHMIIsllln tif I tilt 11 all". 4'iniiriiiilery. Inle-i- ir ie. ai lis' e- ami faney iv.nk nt Hil 'Hints etc , i-ii-., .til l hii, ions mi l inl-vlt-e i-eif ai.lliu tin- ivell-'j- l.ii uml ilr.sMlii of l!n.':r o.vn ie!: in. Tae s,-o;f of Ui-aril leit fir l.idu'il si7 w 1' l ou r fin nliol.i i-onntr.. anil lis vaileil Intep-itis .it. 1 1 lie ail I.h-s will tin (ii it ii -i.-l y nln-lrati-l wllii I lie tliifst enifr.ivltirf.. mul. In u-lillllon, It Will nltillll tan li.-sl m,.! l iresl llc-llali. i tn-ils nl l -n,"li (i u uf-l)a ir Njinris. Mount Amusement., u i I ! Katerlillnineiils ; II ifivos u Ifre tl ileal ot utielitlon In ttiel!iilulri)n's Ill-pan-ineiit. uml "Our iiirls,"uiul has u Moinli.y isym. ImisIiiiii liy (Vli-'ir it'-il l'iMiie, In wtiieli am ills-ciis.si-i linnort.iiit iiiest loii.i of Did li nn n( lie u-resl to t lie oliler re.iilcin. Lot its li ive your Hilhserlpllon nt o-ee Yil Iff-l neiru value tor your iiniiity C nun It, U )io. Hllnu lo Hecure In uuy utlier iu i.'a.ui.-. Tln M:i-,M.iii-nii.) yo.ir f ir ti 0). or six iiionilis lor tioo. (Over 4V) illfleri'tit gurmnnU are stiown ea- li year, i:it it-rus of .11 ot wunt i urtn-irinii iUI-t n, Hiiliscrilters ul l'. cu ll.) Saaiple copy (wit i sUt-ru cniiponi sent far inc. DEMOREST PUBLISHING CO., IIO Fifth Avenue, New Yotk A Liberal Uir.-r. O ily 91.00 lr THE : MIDDLEBURGH : POST and Ihm.ros.'s Tamil Miaslaa. Hunil your HubscrtptloDi W tat Office. Mlsfttl II U HrUphnr. "I hear tlw crowd chased Bilworthy out of tho Lull when ho tried to make a Hpeech. ' "Too bad, poor follow. IIo tried to nay something about his party palling the fetters from the leg of labor and got it 'pulling tho leg of labor.' " Cincin nati Enquirer. A Noted Speaker. "Tliut follow Jenkinn is a great poli ticluu. You sec bin rtpeecln iu tho pu pera almost every morning." "Jenkinn? Jenkins? I never heard of him." "Of course not. IIo is always report ed us '(Voico in tho andicucc).' " Truth. Ill SI Intake. Drown Thin Hilly the Hitler, tho new English niiddloweight. is well known on tho other nide, is ho not? Holiinsou Very well, indeed. If ho had given his attention to verso iuHtead of promt, ho might Lave Lucn pott lau reate. Truth. I'nnniwrrmbl. Poliecuiau-rYbn Vnd better ooino along quietly and not make any trouble. Pickpocket O'yurn. Nut givo you trouble. Wheru'd your job In if it Warn't for the likes o' us? Judy. Clearly D. lliit il. "Aunt Clarih(-;i, what u pneipi taney?" "It is turning tho gus out biforo you look to seo if there is u hjuu under tho bed. " Chicago i'.i cord. A Ilotin Fur Infortniiatr. A shoe-maker hud this card iu his window: "Any respectable niuii, womuu or rlrild enn huvu a tit in this shop. " Manchester News. Mails I'romliH-t. "How did Senator li. get tho sobri quet 'Pawnbroker?' " "On account of liis unredeemed p'e.lg'is, I '.luderHtand." Detroit Kews. (iho Wanted Hnllit-thlnc Now. "George," sho whisiereel, us sho crept a littlo cleMte-r ami pluce-d her rit,'ht auricular itgainst his lt ftliuud cicoikI story vest pocket, "George, I want to uk you u tmestiou a very important one : Why do you ulludo to pupu as u pirutu? Hurely you muut bavo somo gissl reason for doing so. " "I havo, indeed," rosponded Gceirgo, with a dreamy, furawuy lcok in his eyes; "pirutos board people, you kiiow, and I e xpect your father, if my plans work all right, to eventually board me. See-?" "Oh, how clover you are, George! Do you know, I wus awfully uf raid you were going to get oil thttt uuciuut chest nut about his being such an old free bexitcr, and I'm so glad you didn't, bo cauNO nil tho fellows I've had for five yours punt havo suid that, and I wus longing for something now." And with u contented littlo sigh bIid inserted her northeast ear deeper than eve r in George's upper loft huud vest pocket and settled down for the even ing. New York Sunday World. A Confiulon of Terma. "Hub your husband given much thought to tho political situation?" said tmo woman. "Yes," replied tho other; "I guess he'll toko uny that's offered him after tho election." "Any what?" "Any political situation. He says he cods tho salury. " Washington Star. A Blava to Cos torn. "You have boeu 80 years in the pub lic service and ore rich and independ ent. Tell me, judge, why do you not retire on a pension?" "Decuuso if I should do that I would not get my annual vacation." Flie geudo Blatter A Trrlbl Iteconl. Members of parliamentary hoeliei otuctimcs liko to mtirize their deliver ances as a whole as well as to niako fun distinctly and individually of ouo an other. Ouo day a member of a great legislutivo body was ceinversing with a gentleman when another member cauio up. "Allow me," said tho first member, "to introduce to yeiu Mr. Pl.-itik. the man who hus written Uioro stupidities than any other living person." "Ah," said tho second member, "un editor?" "No. He's tho efilciul stenographer of tho home." Youth's Compauiou. A Tlglit Ptnrrz .Mso. "A e i (jm: i am." Si ribm r's Jluguziuo. The Lata Mayor i'lanry. The mayor wus dead, and threo Irliih day laborers were submitting his char acter to a post mortem examination. "Ho wor a good man," McCarthy said perfunctorily. "Av coorse he had his fa'lts ivory wan av us has 'em. " "Yis, ho hud his fa'lts," obsorved O'Toolo, "an whoilu Oi don't bolave in sphakin ill av the dead hivon rest his soul they do be afther tellin mo Mayor Clancy buto the worrtild as a liurl" "Hoight yez are, Dinnis," said Deg naa; "ho hurrdly seemed to know the truth." "Know tho truth?" repeutod O'Toole. " Why, Muyor Cluiwy didn't aven havo a sphukiu uccmaintanoe wid it. D'yez remimber tlio toinio ho promised tin goeid Diuimycruts tho sumo placo in tho public weirruks department un thin gov it to a Moogwuuip ufther all?" "Indudo Oi do," Di-gnnu said met fully. "Oi was wan uv the tin." "Oh, well, ivory mini lies in his day," McCarthy said philosophically. "But Clancy's duy wus ivery day an a tin hour duy at that Nothiu could sthop him," ventured De-guau. "Oi suw Sullivan a little whoilerugo, un he sez that up at city hull" "Nothin could stheip him?" inter rupted McCurthy. "Shure death lius sthoppe-d liiiu. " "Death is it?" cried Degnan. "Well, death eir no de ath, Sullivun says Clan cy's neit only lyin, but lyin in stuto at city hull this minute!" Up to Duto. Ills Time fouling. "Bah t" said tho uged person in scorn. "You are not old enough to vote any way." "No," suid the youth, tho light of conscious superiority shining in his eyes, "but I am young enough to play football after your little old political campaign is over and forgotten." Tossiug his leonine locks bock, ho strode springily adown the thorough fare. Cincinnati Enquirer. Aa Injured Innocent. "Jodge, yon honoh," said Erastui Piuklcy, "I'te un jus'ly 'cusod. I warn't play in uo policy." "But you wero found with tho polioy slips in your possession." "Dem warn't no policy slips, jedge, yoh honoh. I was jee' flggeria out how de different states is gwine ter go next November. "Washington Star. They wero not only of -practical use, but they wero a souroo of no end of amusement for tho mischief loving youth of tho neighborhood, who took especial prido in the number of knockers tbey could wrench from the ir fastenings daring tho night. Lord Chiirlrs Berts ford was ouet of theso ptrte, and many a race lias ho given tho metropolitan 1 police. But knocker wrenching has gono nut of fushion, and preceded the knocker for a few years. This is a good thing, for many of thoso that now adorn doors in Lemdou arc vorth hundreds and somo of them thousands cf dollars. Many of the. nobility take great prielo in tliwir knickcr, and many arc formed on curious aud arti.stio models. Thene, of eemrsc, nro to bo found on tho doors of dictitiRuiNhed eipleonly. The knexk rrs em i' c :uli s eif the Piccadilly en trar.co oi thoDuknof Devonshire's pa lstial abode aro fully worthy tho latter. They cumo fremi Italy, mid were made in tho seventeenth' ce ntury. Lord Peirt man has a couple of Pompeiian knock ers. They hud luin concealed in tho ruins of Pompeii 1,800 years. In spite of this, tbey do not show any corroding effect on tho part e.f time, and the Diiitm dono in bronze is still ns perfect and r.s clear us it must have been iu the days of Christ. When Leird Charles Derepford was younger,' lie tried rcverul times to wrench off the bronze dolphins which serve as knockers to tho doors tf the town houso of tho Marquis of Bath. The result cf his lant effort is thus told: "Lute one night ho drove up w ith 1 1 if intimate friend and chum, th-j Marquis of Queensberry, in u hiinscmi to tho resi dence of Lord Btitb. Tho features of tho cab driver might have been reiceig nized as those eif Lord lvibblesdule, mas ter of the buckhounds in tho lust ad ministration, who for some reason or other is known to his friends by the so briquet of Dribblesquash, with which lio was rudowe-el ye-ars ago by Lord Charles Beroford. As soon ns tho han som hulted, Lord Charles nnd Iord Queensbeny hopped emt, carrying a stout ropo. Ouo end of this they attach ed to tho knockers nnd tho other to tho body of tho cub, which the-y re-entered, ordering the titled driver to whip up. This ho did. Tho horso sprang forward, and out come not only the knockers, but also the panels of the door. An exploit of this kind could not bo long kept se cret, and very sexn Lord Bath was in peipseisiiioii of tho mimes cf tho rubbers. What next followe-d wus wrapped in mystery, but before u wcrk elapsed knockers and -piinels had e'.isuppcured from the bachelor "diggings" of Lord Churli s and hud betu resteired to their I.rr-pcr pluco in thei doors of tho Buth mun.sioii in Berkeley square." The fact that theso old things still re tain their pluces iudicules the hold they bud em tho public. The y survivo for yeurs tho introduction e.f tho clectricul button, uud their existence is a flno tri umph of stntimeut They recall other uud nobler times of those who still ufo them are, in fact, indiscolubly con nected with tho earlier hintory of Eng land. St. Leiuis Post-Dispatch. V I. l.il7-mi .,-.i.r 3-Z.. Lafayi-ttt-'ii Stiuvi-nlr llox. When Lufuyetto returned to Franere after his vivit to tho United Stutes, ho brought with him it bos which is e-er-tuiuly emo of the most remarkable ever mode. This box is mudo of wocxl, but each pieco of wejenl hus u most interest ing hiHtory. Tho Isniy of tho box is inado of black walnut from Philadelphia and was tuken from a treo which iu 18Ui spreud its brunches in front of tho hull iu which tho Doclurutiou of Independence wus mudo. Tho lid is fornieel of four piooes. The first is mudo from part of a brunch of u forest tree, the lust sur vivor of thewo which suw tho founda tions of Philadelphia luid. The second piix-o is of ouk, a relic of the first bridgo built, in 1683, over tho little river Cuua ro. This purticulur piuee wus found in 1825 buried at a depth of about six feet below the present level of tho soil. Tho third is u bit of tho celebrated elm un der which Penn mudo his first treuty with Schuehumaxuin. The treo die-d of old age in 1810, but ouo of iu saplings, it is suid, still llouritdie iu the public garden of Philadelphia. The fourth piece lias still metre ancient associations. It is a pieco of tho first houso built by European hands on American seiil. It is a piece of mahogany from the houso built and occupied by Christopher Co lumbus .in 14110. This box is now in a privuto collec tion, but I am uuublo to truco it. Springfluld Republican. Tha (jiualleat Human Iiraln. Dr. Gore hus furnished the Anthropo logical society with an account of tho smallest udult human bruin ever exuin ined by a professional anatomist or phys iologist. 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