WHEN LOVE KNOCKED. it mv heart's door Lov knoeked ono day. "Open!" he Ml'!, tut I heeded tint. For enre wss there nnd o I thought There . no room. Love went away. But noon again did he npprnr, Much mor perKent thnn brf n To hlai I opened wide th door. When In! dull Care n-het out Willi fear. Lore !n my heart norv rlirn supreme, Ami so when t'nre '-rimes Into view I t"!l him. "Tin r's no room for yon," For Love makes life n happy tlrenm. PAQUAREITKS PAINTER. ir rr.iiTHA noi.MXd. E lived in n collar 1 Uat opened on h tmv court forlorn of shrub or flower. But the cellar w dry, anil had n great foti th win dow through which . tli u Aim idrciimcd 3 v--"' iMoNotitdr when the nun wm shining and tlio tiny court, w it Li its patch of duty grass, where here nnd th to ti j erseveriug dandelion held nlolt its golden piim pun, was jili-natitt rit look on thnn the dreary alleys into which tho ether cellar- indows i"o!;t'd. But wheu the sun was hi d n, nud the ruin ciiuio dc.vn with its monoton ous dti, drip, from the sides of tho high iTick wall thnt surrounded tho little court, t h. n the cellar rained vi ry dark nnd very fur nwiiy from iii itvcn, indeed; mi I th ; young painter w UN forced to come very lii-ur to tho couth window, which was his only win dow, nnd niton, to hold his skrtchcloso to tlie rniii-w(-t window panes in or der to work nt nil. And on those days lie whs not hopeful ; for his dark eyes caught shadows of tho sky without ; his coul refused to drciini those dreams of sunlit Spain for which tho canvas waitc 1, nnd only his homesick heart ached with longing for them. And 1'aripiiir. tte di-diked tho rainy days hh well. For when they muie she cjuld not tit on the rickety old flight of stairs which, just outside tho painter's door, led up to tho garret whero she lived ; nnd on whio creak ing steps' idio mt, oi sunny days, like a very plump angel on n very uncer tain Jacob's Inil li r, to watch, un noticed, the painti r at his work. I'lirquiin .te was iotir, anil htrsolf a picture. Her round httlu face had not lost its innocent babyishness, nor lur blue eyes tin lr touching trilsttul ncss; just im her plump can, Is still In Id their baby dimples. A sunburnt little lace it was, ior Furqunrct'.c, could never rememlier to keep tho high-crowned Miubounct securely tied under li'. r chin us it whs put, and in an exciting moment it was sure to Lo pu-hed far buck, until it tump on her shoulders, swinging on to the fat nock by tu t.trins relentlessly knotted in ' 1 . 'r- tho -- . 4 v.l,) ut' wurnibhe ., brownish curis freo to the sun nud air. And tunny exciting mo ments had chi! and tho Mtnlionnet ex perienced hii.ee thu pr.iiiUr tame to live iu the ccllnr. ifo wat not n person to nttract n child, for Ins mouth was gr ive, almost Hevei'e ; he rarely npidic or Miuilcd. and lii dark eyes were sud, sue when they lluahed ominoudv at time.-. l'ut Lo was ui wtrk on n vrcat pic ture a .viiiiip!! of Spain and to the lonely child, who. when her mother wci.t out to work in the morning, was lelt for a lo'm day to hi rs If, who had few toys and no companion-, this pic ture, w hich irew in iieauiy every day, was as a priceless tre isiite a never tailing j iy. Hour utter hour nhe ml with hiiu. Is folded in her lap, not inov ill', HCUlce il:(ril.'4 to drouth, le-t lie, this muiiMuu who held on his tlimati thotdriuo luar.l with its wund-rfitl dahes ol color, i-honhl look up, tee her there and wend her uwav. Sr'ho had kept her silent watch nil through the tnukiu of tiio lone; ray wall that overlooked tho deep dluo day ; hu l even watched in t-ileiico a vino cliniliin slowly up the crunililiug Htouesimd I'los-oni into n KL'arlet (low er ; uu.l when tho artiht tracoil a lion iu tho htoiic, above tho glowing blooms painted it out and in iiuuiu ami out once more with ono reckless sweep, throwing tho brush f ir from him, with a lierco word hibsint; bo tween his teetii, hhe trem'ded to tho tips of her small bare t.es; tiling back tho bonnet from her lluhius cneeks, nud leuued forward fo far that bho Kcemod poi-e.l noon the Very riloo of tho dusty htep, lii;o a timid bird reu ly for tli-ht. lie was (striding up nn l down his brick-pawd Liuydom, muttering to himself : "Dut I will have him! Yes, I will have him! Tim moment is not yet my nwu, but it will come. Tho picture Mijall bo perfect. It shall be to her not a pictnri but a realization, a living hour! She shall not loret! She shall tiot le another's !" lie stooped and pieke I up the brush from the corner whero it lay, nnd, wiping oil' the Mind it ha I coflor tod, camo Lack to his work with u quick impetuosity of risolve. With steady hand ho sketched the lion in ii 'tiin, ho paiuicJ on with free, jiiiok strokes, nud in an hour a per leet reproduction was hi", of tile uplnu did form tii.u guarded tho wall in tho shadow ot the old Spauish fort. "Ha, ha! my beauty, hn, ha!" ho Ituhed, with u last c tress of tcuu and tou-TU, "I have you "Yes, you've got him !" ctuuo iu measured tones of complacent convic tion from the win low behind him. ilo turned, and beheld his en thusiastic aadieuce literally -wept off iU leet , for I'aipiarette, by aid of tho ruin tub, had reached his window sill, aud, forgetting her fears, kuelt upon it, leaning uuxiously forward on her outspreud hands, her wido-opeu eyes glowing with excitemeut. "When did you see him last, fay t i l' Jy the district of KMT. there were iu coses 01 I Aldate li'xe Vaoe." tholere aud 14 dea- Is from that duwiwe. caudldate iu w r". little one?" ti sked, tmiliog .oddlj. The smile lighted hie face in a way that was very pleasant, and Faquar ette, gazing up into it, felt satisfied. "Just before yon rubbed him oat the Inst time," she answered, gravely. "And," smiling more and more, "do vou like him better now?" "Yes," eaid the child. "Yon said you'd have him, and yon have him." "How long have you been here?" ho questioned, suddenly. "Oh, every day ! I sit on the steps, so 1 can see tho picture. And I sit still, so's not to make a noise. I will ro back !" And she began to crawl slowly backward, supporting her weight oa her chubby fists. Ilo leaned forward, and catching her by her arms, to retard the exit which seemed likoly to end in tho rain-tub, ho drew her in again, saying kindly : "You may sit here in the window, if you will kee p ns still as you have kept on tho steps ; and not get in my light and interrupt my work" ho had id rcn ly turned to the easel aain. Ifo took a little red npplo from his pocket nnd toHsod it iuto her apron. The wind rose, and the cnrls, bereft of the sheltering bonnet, streamed back from tho baby's lace, and tangled themselves together. A cloud scur ried over, and dashed a few big drops on her cheek; nnd presently the rain began to fall fust. Faqnarctlo sighed, and drew on tho refractory bonnet, preparatory to departure. l!nt the pninter only drew the easel nearer tho window, nnl went on with his work. Already a little stream was running out of tho gutter above, nnd tplash ing in tho ruintub below; nud tho whito sunbounet hung limply, like a wet cabb.ige-lenf, over tho peachy fai'e, when tho child, twisting herself into a tiny bundle in tho corner of tho windo.v-seut, that her shadow might not fall atbftArt tho canvas, swung softly down to the edge of the tub, thence to tho ground, and took her silent way to tho lonely room in tho garret. ut the next day brought tho sun again, nnd with it Fuquarctto. And no sooner had she seated herself on the steps than tho painter looko 1 up, smilod a cheery good-moruiug, aud motioned her to the seat in tho win dow. Sho came gladly ; and this tinio he leaned far out and reached her with his strong hands, and lifted her up at ono swing. Aud sho beamed with delight when sho found ho had folded an old rout to fervo as a ciuhion for her ; and, lvst o! all, when ho told her she might sit there every day. It was two month later, when the summer had waned and departed, tho leaves wero drifting into brown heaps in tho alleyway, aid the dandelion blooms had resolved themselves into airy globes that broke ': tach rude w.id, and sent h cloud of miniature whito worlds foiriug aloft from the diugy court, ns if to seek a world of summer beyond tho skies it was tuen, iu tho early autumn, that ouc evening tho picture was finished ; and the painter said with a sigh: "It is done !" riu-tiurctte wns not there nt tho fin ish. Ho had hardly hoped to com plete it thnt day, but it had seemed )iT:ct to her in tho morning when she hud viewed it from her throtio on tho ragged coat. And she was bo tilled with a Imiration and deli jht that she had found it hard to ttrucglc iiguiu-d nu expression of her focliurf other tnan Lx'statio clippings of her hands. lint silence had beeti her watchword siuco that lirst delicious duy, far back in a dreamy distance, when ho had given it to her. And well i-ho obeyed its warning. When lie hud stopped ouco to criti cise, she had told hini.hnlf-regretfully, that j-ho would uot return in the after noon, us sho was going out with her mother, wiio hud a half-holiday that lay. He had scarcely hoard her then, so aiiKorbed was ho in his own thoughts; but now, when tho work was done, aud ho laid down hi brush, and was con fronted by th) old coat on tho window-sill, ho missed her presence from tho accustomed place. Ho covered tho picture carefully at last, and went out for a walk iu tho twilight. When ho camo back, ho brought with him tho moruing paper, of which ho hu l not thought till now, aud, light ing his lamp, hut down by his pine tabic to read. At the siinio moment an anxious lit t lo liguro crept half-way down tho tdops outside, aud leaned agaiust the wooden railing, looking in. Ho was absorbed, nudsho kept h'.r uccilstomed puet, hoping ho would see her soon, and tell her of the picture. His eyes sped rapi lily dorn tho column nnd stopped, Ixoi. There was u miirriugo notice ! Her marriage ! Ho sat to still, and looked so whito, that l'aquurette was frightonoJ, and tried to call her mother. Then ho had spraug to his feet, torn tho sheet iuto a thousand pieces, cast it from him, trampled it, llung chair and tabhi out of tho path, aud tra vel sod tho room like a wild beast, cugod. The trembling child gavo but one more scared look in tho direction of the easel, sufa in a distant corner, then sped awriy up tho dusky stairs. Moruing found the painter still paciug up ind down more nlowly now with bu.e of ghastly pallor. Tho sun was high, the morning warm, thu vo cos of school 'children tloutiug in to him like harshest dis cord from the streots before he tlung himself iuto tho chur he had left the night before, aud buried his fuaa iu his arms, There he made a resolve. An hour lutet, he arose stiftly, with the hesitation of an 'd rnvn, ap proached the shelf a firs- place, and took down a small vial. It was half full of a dark fluid; and he looked, absent mindedly, at the grin ning skull and the cross bones that the label bore, grotesqnely colored in orange and red by bis own hand. Then he drew out the cork. He taised the bottle to his lips, and paused ; for a soft voice said, pity ingly: "I tbonght you were sick ! Do too have to take bad medicine?" And Paquarttto slipped down from tho window, and stood looking up at him with innocent, tonder eyes. Ho turned from her, nnd leaned his head against tho rough shelf. "Don't! I'lease don't!" pleaded tho trembling voice, while the little hands caught at his own. "I know vou feol bad ; but look here, what I've brought you a whole orange all for yourself I I didu't ask tor it; 1 bought it with ir y red bea.ls. Look !" She tugged gently at his coat sleeve with ono hand, holding tho orango up to him with the other. Ho let hit arm drop until it fell about tho baby shoulders, tho hand still holding tho vial ; nnd sho went on, soothingly, ns a mother persuades a tired child, ns her own mother might have dono with her : "Now ! I'll take tha nasty racdicino away I'll put it over hero ncd you shnll rat your oiange." Sho drew the uncorked bottle care fully from tho tenso fingers an sho spoke, and trotted away to put it on the table. Then she cnnie back, smiling. And tho man stooped down, and put his nrniH nround the child, and held her closo. And hho cuiiiiht up a corner of her apron, aud wiped away tho teara from his cheeks. "Do you like it with sugar, or just so?" -he asked. There about tho plump, sunburnt neck showed a narrow whito circle where tho beloved red beads hud left their impress. Ho bent his head and kissed it, thanking Clod for trust and innocence. Trteuty yeor.i havo come and gone ; Lut if you should happen to wander down a certain pleasant street, and up a winding staircase, at its end you would find there an artist's studio; and in it, tho artist himself, surround ed by his pictures. Ho loves them, passionately. Hut if you should tempt him to tell you which ho loved the best, nud counted as his masterpiece, he would point you proudly to ono of a baby girl, bare foot, nnd clad in a checked apron, with a whito sun-bonnet, pushed far back, forming a background for tho curly head; with dimpled mouth mill ing, nud trustful eyes of bluo looking wurmly into your?, and ono little hand caught in a string of bright red beiidj hanging about the chubby nock. Aud when you are gono away u0 artist will perchanco open a tr near by, und take out tho coir rj ot no i aud ioo& on, them vwiu tender eyes bo long, per Imps', that tho door will open very soltly nt lust, and a dark head thrust itselt into tho opeuing; and when its owner sc cs whnt tho artist is doing, sho will slip quietly along until (-he is behind his chair ; and theu nsk, softly, ns one white arm goes mound his neck : "What, dreaming?" And the artist draws her to him. "Thank !od, I urn not dreaming now!" he whispers, fervently. And both the soft arms are c'tusped aronu 1 his neck, nnd the bluo eyes, (-till sweet nud trustful, look iuto his; and l'aipinrctto t-toops, and ki.isci thu painter. The Home (jiioeu. The (iipi'ii'm C'liacliuiiin. Queen Victoria's state coachman, Edward Miller, is an old nud faithful servant, who has hell his post for thirty-six years. Ho drove tho (Jueen to tho luko of York's wedding, on which occasion ho bandied four hordes from tho box. There were no postil lions. Tho Hipremo control of tho royal stables rests with tho master of tho horse, un olllco at present held by tho Duko of l'ortlnud. Next to His (iruco iu command is tho crown equerry, Sir Heurv Enart, who is really tho actiug chief. Sir Henry, by the way, looks after the naming of the horses. His duties, however, are uot all bo light as this ono. The im mediate coutrol of the mews is in the hands of Mr. Nicholas, who was form erly a lieutenant iu tho rayal horse artillery. Ho bus under him a btalT of about sixty olliciaU. One of tho most interesting relics of tho old liiekiugtam llouso is the "ridiug horse," which has other inter ests than that of tho grammarian' escape. In it the royal children wero taught horsemanship, and on tho wall ono may see the irou brackets usud when they prncticed lemon cutting New York llocorder. A Method cal 1'iissy. A feline of which tho ticket oollea tor at the Suuekumuxou Streot Ferry is the proud and happy possessor has literally made a name for itself. The cat came to the ferryhouso about six months ago as a homeless orphau, and, being a mottled animal, was duly adopted under the appropriate name of Speck. Hi nee that time Speck has manifested a lively interest iu tho af fairs of the ferry, particularly in the arrival of tho boats. Ilcfore tho ar rival of a boat tho methodical pu-i takes up her i-tation just inside the gate aud remains there until the last passenger has lauded. Thau she re tires iuto tho waiting romi and reap pears just in time to soo the boatleavo the slip. At all hours of the day and night while the boats are running the cat continues a mysterious vigil, and in recognition of her peouliar trait the ticket collector has lengthened the name of his intelligent pet, it now be ing known as Iuspeo.or. Fhiladel- ! phia Record. SIMON BOLIVAR CAREER OF THE SOUTH AMERI CAN LIBERATOR. Like tVashtngtoa, Ills Ruling; Pas j lon M'aS 1'atrlotUm HI Signal Service to Our Far South ern Neighbors. TnERE Is an equestrian sUlne ol Simon Bolivar, the Ven ezuelan Liberator, in the c, Central Fark, on the west side, near the Eighty-first street en trance. It was presented to the munic ipality of New York twelvo years ago in the name of the President and poo pie of the republic of Venezuela, and was the work of an unrenowued Venez uelan sculptor. There is another equestrian statute of Bolivar in the capital of Fern ; there is a Bolivar monument in the capital of Venezuela ; nnd tho liepublic of Bolivia was called by that nmo scveuty-oue years n?o in bouor of Bolivar. It was to Bolivar that all of these threo South American countries owed their deliverance from Spatiish rule, and each of them pays honor to his memory as its liberator. Bolivar was a native of Caracas, tho capital of Venezuela, and he died in tho prime of his life, in the month of December, sixty-rivo year ago, after bis work of liberation had been com pleted in South America. As the name of George Washington is loved in the I'uitedStutos, so is that of Bolivar iu Venezuela, and in Fern, aud in Bolivia. In Caracas thrro are (datucs of both Bolivar nud Washing ton, as in New York there aro statues of both. The ruling passions of both men were patriotism nud the love of freedom, though in several personal qualities tho two wero uulike each other. It was in his capacity a liberator that Bolivar rendered tho very highest eervico iu Spinish America. His couutry, and nil but ono of the other countries of tho southern continent, wero provinces of tho Spanish mon archy, governed by agents sent from Spain; their a!lairs were administered in tho interest of Spain, for tho en richment of Spain; tho Spanish rule was tyrannical and corrupt ; the people were despoiled. Bolivar drew the sword for deliveruuce nnd independence ; ho won succe;ses wherever ho waod war; ho carried his flag southward from the Caribbean Sea along the slopes of the Andes; Spain fled from bin presence; foreign A-uri nation fell before him; on,. nisl; province after anj;'J-- Wfts relieved --"v0. - 5ok'','f luo Europcau muii iT.uy, which had been borno for cen turies; and, largely through his heroic and persistent efforts, the whole of Spanish South America became a chain of republics, far better oil under re publican governments than they ever were under tho despotism of Spain. This was the prime servico of Simon Bolivar; and it is no wonder that his name is acclaimed from Caracas to Lima. We havo Foid that Bolivar was in mauy respects unlike our Washiugtou. But wo do not care at this time to mark the d inferences between tho two men. Bolivar's lovo of power nnd dictatorial disposition wero clement of his ereolo character which did uot prove disadvantageous to his cause during his stormy and victorious career. We desire to keep in mind here but tho ono nil important tact, that it was mainly through his achieve ments that vust domains iu South America wero nt last relieved from their long thraldom to a European I'ower, enfranchised nnd turned into belf-govcrniu; republics. It was while yet a young man that Bolivar entered into tho struggle for independence Tho btory of his cam paigns iu tho Spanish viceroyalty of New Cirana Iu is a thrilling ono. It was in lbl'.l, after many victories over Spam had been won, that Venezuela aud New (iranadu were united in u republic under the name of Colom bia, and Bolivar was made Presidout. It was threo years afterward, when tho euemy had taken his departure, and a constitutional government bad i been established, that tho revolu- ! tionists of Feru asked his assistance in I driving the Spanish army from that country. He inarched southward upon I Lima, entered the city iu triumph, I wa chosen dictator, crossed the Andes, I defeated tho Spanish forces there, rec- ! oguized the Government, and re signed the dictatorship, Tho Spanish provinces which now constitute tho Kepublio of Bolivia also asked his aid after taking his name; and not the least of the services which he rendered iu their cause was the preparation of a code of laws. Tho subsequent career of the Liberator, after he had returned to his own country, was troublou., and he resigned the Presi dency in 1 s.i i, a ew months before his death, nt the ugo of forty-seven. He had earned his title. Spain hud boen driven from South America. "Amoug the facts," suys one of his biographers, "which ataud forth strouly in his favor, are these : That ho conquered the in Jepeudeuco of three countries, and secured their recoguitiou by other Nutious; that he gave them laws which provided for the better administration of justice; thnt he died no richer from having had tho control of the treasuries of Colombia, Feru and Bolivia; and that he ex pended iu tho people's eervico nearly all the iargu l'ortuue which he inher ited." Such wero the circumstances under which the deliverance of Colombia, which then comprised Venezuela, was accomplished. It was accomplished through a long war waged by a great Venezuelan leader, and illustrated by heroio deeds. The Spanish power iu South Amerioa was overthrown. Eu rope ,was defeated there, as she had been defeated elsewhere iu America, Kew York Sun. A Carious Indian Custom. A curious method of obtaining horses is practiced by some of the In dian tribes. It is called on tho plains "smoking horses." If a tribe decides to send ont a war party, the first thing to be thought of is whether there are enough horses at hand to mount the warriors. If, ns is often the case, the horses of the tribe have been stolen by other Indians, they decide to "smoke" enough horses for present needs and to steal a supply from their enemies at the first opportunity. When this decision is reache.l'a run ner is dispatched to tho nearest friend ly tribe with the message thnt on a cer tain day they will be visited by a num ber of young men, forming a war party from his tribe, who require horses. On the nppointed day tho warriors appear, stripped to the waist. They march silently to the village of their frienls, neat themselves in a cir cle, light their pipes and begin to smoke, at the same time tusking their wishes known iu a sort of droning chant. Presently there is seen, far out on the plain, a band of horsemen riding Ksyly caparisoned steeds fully equipped for war. Those horsemen dash up to tho village and wheel about tho band of beggars sitting on the ground, in circles which constantly grow smaller, until at last they aro ns close as they can get to thf smokers without riding over them. Then each rider select tho man to whom ho intends to pros ent his pony, and, as ho rides arouu 1, singing and yelling, ho lashes tho bare back of tho man ho has selected with tho heavy rawhtdo whip until tho blood is seen to trickln down. If one of tho smokers should flinch under the blows, ho would not get his horse, but would bo sent homo ou foot and indisgraco. At last, when the horsemen thiuk their frieuds have been made to pay enough iu suffering for their ponies, each dismounts, places thu bridle iu tho hand of the smoker he has selected, nnd at the sarao timo hands him the whip, saying: "Here, beggar, h a pony for yoti to ride, for which I have loft my mark." After nil the ponies havo been pre sented tho "beggars" are invited to a grand feast, during which they arc trcatol with every consideration by their hosts, who also load them with food suflicieut for their homeward journey. Tho bravca depart with full stomachs and smarting bucks, but happy iu tho possession of their ponies and in anticipition ot the timo when n.C'r.f tends snail be in distress ana', shall come to smoko horses with them. Philadelphia Times. Most Woiiilorlul Light In the World. In tho lamp house of the Govern raent lighthouse station at Thompktns ville, Statcn Island, is housed the most wonderful light in tho world. Tho light itself sttnds fifteen feet high, the face of its bull's eye is nine feci across and its 'euses are as much a four inches thick. It is capable ol flushing a ray of light equivalent to tho power of 2.")'),Oi)i,00!) candles, nnd the distance from which it can be seen ou clear nights is practically limitol only by tho curvaturo of tho earth. The tlush will have tho intensity anil blinding glare of a stroke of light ning. That part of tho light which re volves weighs lifteeu tous, and so ex quisito is tlio mechanism by which it is moved that tho pressure of lingers will turn it. A child could control tho machinery, nnd tho motive power which propels it is a single bit ol clockwork iucujjd iu a box two feet square. Tho light consists of tvo concave disks about eight und onc-hnlf feet in diameter. These disks aro placed buck to back about n foot a part, aud iu position look like tremendous dou ble concave magnifying lensos, so large that they could not bo cast in two single pieces, and hud to be built up iu segments, und the whole strung together on a great irou skeleton. Aud this, iu point of fact, is precisely tho case. Buck to baok the lenses inoloso a hollow interior, iuto which is thrust a powerful electric light. This light of itelf is about 70i)0-condlo power. When its light is projected through these hugo magnifying prisms its power is intensified more thau 33,000 times. It is altogether beyond the human imagination to grasp the possible ef fect of 230,000,000 candles, which is the illuminating power of this new light house wonder. At tho present time the finest oil lamp which ingen uity bus beeu ablo to devise may be seen ou a clear night eomo thirty-tlvo or forty miles at sua. Tho new light may be seen at a point 120 miles awsy. Spuro Moments. The Bock ol (iibraltnr. The rock of Gibraltar, which is one of the strongest fortresses in tho world, is conuected' with jSpain by a low sandy isthmus, which is constant ly guarded by English and Spanish soldiers. There are many natural caves in the rook, which are the home of largo numbers of very small monkeys. It is tho only place iu Europe where wild monkeys live. The original name of Gibraltar was Gebel al Tarik, which signifies Tirik's moun tain, and it is said that in 711 a Sar acen warrior named Tarik ben Zeya I, lauded there, and built a fort, which, after passing several times from the bauds of the Saracens, or Moors, to the Spaniards, and baok again to the Moors, was at last captured from the Spaniards by tho English in 1704, aud since that time has remained a British possession. New York Sun. The Bank of England has 11(30 offi cial on its payroll, wbioh amounts to about $1,500,000 a year, and 1000 clerks. If a clerk it lata three times he receives a warning, the. fourth time he ia discharged at oace . THE DAINTY MAID AND THE ROS 0h! tell me yonr secret, my dainty maid So asked her a red -red Rose; "I know you1 ve a lover you love full well As far as a maid's lovs goes. Sat that is ehatiRintr from day to Any " It changes, as every one knows ' I'd give my llfn for th on I lovo!" Ho slKhing the reJ-red Row. The dainty maid tossed her dainty head, And gnthcrod the rd-rvi Rose; 'Then Ml Is? the one vou shnll love," sha snid, "As fnr as a flower's lovo kos And so wo aro o,ults!" sh guyly crlod, (For now In hor hodfen It (flows:) "your love shnll he mlnolf It lnt hut a day "T my life!" slhd thn red-red Rose. Susan P. Drown, In Puck. PITH AND POINT. dome of the mirrors which ore Lein? held up to nature appear to bo blurred. Fuck. -Tust attempt to sell a man "his choice" between two articles, and sea how quick you will sell neither. Fuck. Be careful of yotn old shoos. They will coino in handy at your wedding, nnd much handier afterwards. Adams Freeman. "Oli, I nm slnule fr.-ni oli ."," Vsid sho In n low nnd winning vocm. Put li Klnri' l nt t li s.'.i(l.r snvagclv, Wiieu ll" ll-k" I her "rron W how ehujee?' .Judge. Thn sting of a bee, according to a Fcientillc journal, is only cne-thirty-second of mi inch long. Your im agination docs the rest. Philadelphia Becord. Grinnen "What nro you going to take for that frightful cold you'vo got'" Barrett "I'll Hko anything you'll oiler. Do voir want it?" Chi cago Tribune. Imitation may be the siucerest flat tery; but tho mod-st man who con trols tho original, genuine, world re nowae.l patent article has no uso for thnt sort of adulution. I saw you in my dr.'.i n l i-t tiU'iit, eld friend: i I knew 1 slejit an I llkewiso dreamed, lor ! when I We met you col liy ate 1 :n" ly nil I wide Awali".yoti wo'.iliHiuv l nie I me lor a ten! I ' Detroit l'ren Press. "Miss Gush hasn't much of a heal I for mathematics." "Why so?" "Dur j ing tho evening I lrive hoard hor tell I how, on threo different occasions, she I was 'frightened half to death.'" ! Fuck. ' "You talk n' vonr ",',. ys wero too tight, old raiu." "Oil, no. They're " very large." "Oh, that may be." "Well, then, what- " "I wasn't ro ferriug to their size. I merely said they wore tight." Chicago Post. Susie "And so you are an old maid, auntie a real old maid?" Auut Ethol I "Yes, Susie, denr I'm n real old I maid." Susie (wishing to bo nice aud comforting) "Well, never mind, I poor, dear auntie ; I am sure it isn't ! your fault." Boston Courier. "Won't you put your name down for . sometniug for this charity?" "No, 1 I will give nothing!" "Well, then, will you write your name for $10 for ap- pearanco nke?" "For nppcaranoj sake? Oh. well, I am uot i-tiugv I will writo 50." Fliegendo Uluettcr. Mrs. Vunsock (to visiting guest) j "Won't you stay to dinner to-night? I I bought a pair of splen lid cuuv.is j back ducks bcca'is-3 Ferdinand bus gono hituting, nnd h ? always likes to j have a game dinner when he comes back from a shooting trip." Judgo. I "What kind of a mau is Skinner? I Does he do much iu tho way of enter j tuiuiug?" "Entertaining I Why, Skin ner is a good enough fellow in his way, j but ho thinks too much of his monoy 1 to spend it iu feeding people. Really, : I don't believe Skinner is hospitable ' enough to entertain a grudge." Bj i ton Transcript. i Sho Could Whip Him. I West Virginia, tho Mountain State, , is lull of interesting characters. Back I o' tho rather aristocratic little town of 1 Phillippi are fastnesses not yet dis ! turbed bv the onward march of civili zation. A well known politician was canvassing through that section for votes, when he camo to a cabin wherw a young woman was holding a man on tho ground by his curs. "Done got enough?" she asked. "I give up," be taid. Then the girl released tho man, who wont- away looking very much abashed. "What's tho trouble?" inquired the politician. ' "Thar wa'n't no trouble," replied tho girl. "He juss nxed me to morry 'im, an' I've ellus said 1 wouldn't marry nny man I could whop. Kinder looks lik'o I ooul lu' flu' one. I've tried rnos' of 'em 'round hyar, an' none of 'em ain't uur i;ood. 1 tol' 'im all about it, nn' didu't waut ter whop this un much, but he jess went down soon as I tackled 'im. 1 reckon I'll hev ter be an' ol' maid. I kain't abide haviu' no man that ain't mo' of a man thau me." Washington Star. Foreiguers In European Cities. Jj3 Siecle, Paris, says that there is so chief city iu Europe which con tains such a large proportion of for eiguers as Fans. In Lon Ion there are 05,000 foreigner; iu St. Peters burg thuie are 2:1,0 i t, or twenty-four to every 10J0 inhujiiHuis ; in Vienna, 33,000, or twentv-two per 1000; ia Berlin, 18,000, or eleven per 1000. These portions are small in compari son with Paris, where there are 181, 000 foreigners, or seventy-five per 1000, to which number must be added 47,000 naturalized Frenoh subject. In Paris there are 20,803 Ger naus, and in Berlin there are only 397 Frenoh people. As a general rule, foreign competition is less keen in the occupations eugaged in by women than in those by men, always except ing the occupations of Uooiestio ser vants and governesses.