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Brief Fum Hawsa Barrick.
From Hrlii:fonte nnzctts.
LlEVEH IvEItNELllAltPEn :
Ich hob iloro nbunt so long ken
brief iu:c g'shrivva on ich Bhier nim
mr w.mo we mer foro cait. Es is
jet oh ich dich fcrgessa bob wile du
fan Hnwsaburrick fardt gatzooga
biibt. bwvit ich bob, by chucks,
tcu RiKl g'hot fnr ilo pusht batzaw
x.
Sir, Kernel, ich hob uich gawiss
net fiTgossn, un C8 Bin nuch fe
oncry lob om barrick on dich ni
jva tu t fergesua un won so on
hunnert dowHcud yohr olt warn. Do
Polly doot dich- aw net fcrgessa, un
oDauiohl os anoa cubes sawgt gtrga
lich don flecked bo rous wo en
brn-nst'l, un "woopsh" husht's uf
Jer Bbtnrn. Dor onnor dawg but do
Kitty Kissinger uns belfa lodwar
rick kucba un owets is der Bill aw
coonm. Noach supper wora mere
nJtrkich g'hucked un unser pifa
'sebmokod don hut anes di nawiua
janenucil.
"Ich nooncr," hut der Bill g'sawd
eb der Kernel Jiaruer nuch bo
shtories fartziela con siddor os are
HiiDiui Hastings si grobba fressa
bat missa?" Woopsh, wore de Pol-
!t far erne.
Denksht du," hut so g'sawd, "der
Kernel Harder daid grobba fressa
so long os es bodder-reeulin but,
Husbt du eno bi Leva sana grobba
reseat No sir ; unnemoud bbunsbt
l&U (loots in meim bouse."
Ucrliiunut nix in ro tsu oawga
ot ut
UD
un but suggest mer daida nun-
s Hullerhecka gre woo mcr
unich ma' lfuer-ucky rous
tchwetza brouch. Ich bin init eme
I n we were in de baar-sbtoop cooma
liu dob wore der Mike Blotner, der
ram Seeshols, Jeckey Hawuayar-
fich, Billy Bixler,! Sammy Scnsa
retzcr una der Bill BilTelmoycr, So
koraoll in ma ring g'hucked un
1. 1 1 1 m 1
i.en uuwocKa-oreo ui tier same
loeka g'hbpoutsed. 011a ruobl os
,1.1 re , .
l euwr un gonga is nen Be oil ga-
kookeu cbs net en koududawtin, far
wora oil dorsbtich. We mere ni
looma sin but dor Sam Seesbuls dor
ill g'frogt we are aw-cooma daid
"Oh," hut der Bill g'nawd, "Ich
aar ols awennich Lesser oL, un won
etzeida nuch awennich aw-holdtii
li,,- I.:.. i. , i
fjuuiuieu, oy em uunner, gonH
Absi," but dor Sam g'sawd, "dos
aevva do gooda Doinagrawdishn
Aula woo more bovva bou Bulla
pou tier Cloveland oloct w.-erdr
ftai'tsa en dawlcr un a fardlo. woll
ftzich rout, un glaider so wolf ul
mcr"
"Holt amohl," hov ich c'sawd.
Id hob on idea"
"Shtup OottlieL," sawgt dor Jock-
1 Hawnayarrick, "gob di idea tsu
Domagrawda. Se sin ubht about
us."
"Well," sawgt der Billy Bixlor,
es sin argots fowla fish. Dri yohr
wick wore ich on oil do Doma
wdisba meetings, bin trousu
rjclita uf der slitroKn room tu-
;ullnl mit'ra oldta fet-lomp uf der
sel un gilos-gnudla ga-kickod far
" Cloveland in oflico do uu os
lit os HUT g'happont is wo aro
ct wore ben so my pension fun
un rinna sbioln far gold
fffa fur licker kaufa. Kb dor
,evt'lnnd iu oflico cooma is woro's
U Hiiiicly, uu yader obbcr but
oJliiider g'woro un Lloudy tsu
H 'hot."
yo ;" sawgt dor .Mike Blot
r. "woswora doch sell tzoida."
molds woro's kon druvvol dri
'ltr trrpfa fnv ci uhti
10 siu mer? Do si-hengcl fun
u'tKrawdn hen oil do ol'lico un
JJ'n aw oU gold."
"I'l'iiuo uns not," hut dor Billy
rg'sawd. "Jlerowora fier-iui-vousich
yohr ous oflico uu der
'ko OS 08 now L'Ookn.l p-nifa iincli
i . i - r, n - - - - .
MOIll liGl'.iin.tBvunncinli vnlii
reviddor ni cooma. Do Loova
SRa boy maucba wilo do booh
inej."
''Dcre bint recbt, oil recbt," hov
"8 sawed, for now wore my tscit,
til
"Boove," Lot ich g'sawd, "hut
anicb anns fun rich in eireni
Irova ufT-gevvft gross in ay a wile der
kollenner g'sawd hut en gebt rwgat
t"N(e.n:r," fun olla ecka." Well,
en Demagrawdisbe tzeidung is dale
left era knllnnner. Won do grro
nwga em boddern, de ihoumntix em
ill's kneo lleokt, dor poh-bawna
groinht ufT em karsba baum, de si
witddin shtraw im motvl rum drawga
un do oon ovotn binnicli on wolk
sbloopod don inaya laoi e kou gross
far ivvrr Simdawg lia? "Gawiss
not," fit it a liolbdutzeKt. Well, uf
dor owot w dor Cleveland elect is
viorra hov ich de Republican pon
sioiia liiiir.ioli en wolk shloopa. Ich
bin not on do Domagrawdisha kol-h-iinrr
gonga far Kaona wos os gebt
Ich bob's garucha in dr looft,
g'shperrt in tuoina ba;. Dri yohr
rirga. Es hut es brodo ous uuscra
kinnor era inilcr ga-woslia uns geld
ousunsora sock, un olios fun unsora
boweria ga-wesha except dor mor
gage un nollor woxod we llie-growd,
wolla-shtengol, sbpitsaweddcrich un
Kouadaw dishtla. Boova ich bin en
filosofer. Won ich en holverdawlor
hot daid ich mero en tzoovr kawfa
un dravla wo dor oldt Diogenes,
awver ich bob kon lib en-a-bit
g'saena siddor os dor Cleveland Bi
dri boonort millunn dawlor bonds
rous grooked but far em Undo Sam
si grawb tzoo docka so os aro net ni
follt. Ijiis uns bn'da for bossere
tzoida."
"IIooMM-Loona mit dimo Liedo,"
but dor Billy Bixler g'sawd, "des
nombt votes!" 01s Widder,
GOTTMF.II BOOXASTIEL.
ADAMSBUBO.
Isaac Ilomig, an aged and respect
ed citizen, departed this life, and
was buried on Wednesday. The
funeral was largely attended, Ilev.
Landis officiating. His widow is
lying seriously ill, not expected to
recover David Brown exhibited
his mammoth red-beet in town....
Reports have it that the M.K. church
will be finished.... W. II. Mitchell
and family and Noah Braver are vis
itiug friends at Lock Haven.... Mrs.
Jno. Middleswarth of Atkin's Mills
was visit iug friends in town. . . .Os
car Braver and family of Olobo Mills
Sundayed at this place Mrs. II. I).
Eberly has gone to Denver, Lancas
ter county.... A. W. Potter and
Carol Bolig, his attendant, were
Been on our streets last Saturday. . . .
The Beaver Snrinun Cut Hnl. lri.
pajiy is overcrowed with wo' .JlmuM
v. u. ureentioo ami wife Iiave taken
a trip to Philadelphia. . . .Mrs. Isaar
Wetzel has weatherbonrdod and
painted her house; adding creatlv
to its appearance. . . Dr. A. M. Smitu
and wife visited in Huntingdon last
week. ..Henry Treasler is putting
up the rough wall for bis now house
Millard Moohtley has cono to Low-
istown to work at bis trado Afm
Chas. Specbt spent a few days in
Shaiuoki'i Jacob Dreoso's new
uouho ih undor roof.
Colds
Coughs and
Bronchitis
Cured by Taking
mm
LrJ Cherry Pectoral
Awarded
Medal and Diploma
At World's Fair.
Uso Ayer's Hair Vigor for Color.
V. II. I50VKR
CLOTHIER
l-tilTTEJ?l IIJD
Afeq's Otitfittei'
Can A1wmv-5 Save Yoix
7 '
lafs, Caps, Gents'
Furnishing Goods,
Underwear and All
Kind Of Gloliiing
at Bottom Prices.
Banbury, Pa.
J- GOING TO CHURCII. j&
An wtlv, liili'lllirctit cliurrh uiciiiIkt. rmlo or
niali', wiuKi'il to i'irisiiil, in lor HiH'i'liil nrk.
Hil inim liiiliiomit'iil loilk'IH. parly. NoouplUI
liiMiilt'il. Iti'fi'nuii'H ri'iiiilicd. liixiil pay. Ail
llri'Hi (iln'm Ullilrt l'llV'!nlilij Co., Ti3 C'llfHtnut
BUVoi, t'lillujelplihi, I'a.
dan. m, vb out.
DR. KILMER'S
ill O
Il n lif, f,nl I
burn, fit i it 1 1
.11, i .-.it nli'in,
Dltt-("; nf r i-nin.r. nti.l Mn-iilns in tlin
to:tmi'h,eliiit'tiK'iif ln Mill, puin in Ihc hrarU
A jilrnilll filitv tvl;iy ninl a ilrinfil one
to-ninrrow, tiotlilnir xi'tm to tnntn kcmmI, tlrrd
IrcfilrM ntifl nil iinMruntr, wonkiiifw, drbllltr,
Hanipltot ImililK up quickly a rundown
eotmtltut Inn hikI miikM tho weak utronu,
At DrnzsUf 50 rrnla anl fl.00 dice,
"IimUlily (luiilo to nmllh" tm-(iwiiluull trM.
tin. Ku.Mrn A Co., IUkoiiahton. N. V.
NEW sHaV'Ng aNd HAIR
dressing parLor.
Having purelinx.-d the lturtxr Sliop
loinn riy tiwncii uv rt'irr i,. Hart man
t. ttri.. . . t. ..
in iu- it iiit-iimyrr iiiiiiiiing, I mil
prepared to ooall Kir-it CIhhk Work
kiicIi ns Slmvlmr. Hulr l)r..in,
Stiuiiinooinir. Dveimr MiiHfnrl.P Silnva
Ing Ilalr, to stop tlie falling out. Hnug
Triniiuiiig for Indip. and Honing
nn.orn a specially, uivp mn h trial
A I.. K. SOLKS.
A Cold in the Head
The quickest way to
get rid of it the simplest
and surest no bother, no
trouDic is with
Salva-cea
(TlwtlUAI.k.,.
it cures Catcrrh. It
cures all inflair.ir.ctio::. I;
cures
Piles, Skin Di:3:
, ScrThro, Durns,
r' roothache, Wcimifi;
Earachi, Sera Kasclcs,
HcurcJg!:, Etaumsilsni.
Two giics, 25 and 50CC11U.
At iliuKiBt:-. or l,y m.iil.
TlIK l'AM)hi:i.l I'u., .74 Ca-.ai. St.. n. V.
A. I'. Sl'AN(.LKI,
DKNT1ST.
(las Ailiniiiit-tiTi-il.
l-'rown mid lli idirewoi k, Kh;,
OHIi'i' 0110 tlour iiiirtlicif V'i' Store.
Selinrovi1, l'u.
Justice of the Peace
AND GONVKYANCI)F?.
M. Z. STEININCER.
Middlcbunjli, Pa
J.OTlOlIN. AI. IX
Practisincr Physician and Surgeon.
RpHiiloneo in tln Fi 01. eh Tints, Mid.
dlcbursli.
t nils promptly and
carefully attended to.
J
AS. l. cuoi si;,
ATTMItNKV AT LAW,
Min;ii.Kiiriii, I'A.
All lii-inH cut nii-ti',1 to him.
will receive prompt uttfiition.
D"
J. C. AM IO, I). I), s.
DKXTKST
Treat Iiil'. Illlliir. urtillcliil teeth,
crown ami bridge work. Teeth ex-triieti-d
without puin. Sati.-faotion
KUiiriiutepd. Olllco mnved to the
new JlaiiU linil.lin;.'.
iMIDDLKI'.i KGH, I'A.
Got an Education.
Kililralliin mill rnrliiiii'C'i liaml III liaml. (ii't
nil t'lliiratliin HI Ilii'Crnlr il Main Ni.nnul Ni-IhkiI,
Lock HaM'ii. Pa. Firxt-i l;c iirriiiiiinlalloim ami
low. rates, stale alii 10 htiiilniis. t'ur lllusiia
U'd cutaliiTiic aililri'Hs
JA.MI-S tLlHiW, Ph. 1)., Principal.
Luck ll.iM ii. I'l
HIiGiimatic
JUiniment
JL lias ch,iCi 11 ciiiC'lnlit 1 .11 r,in;ii;i Inr 1
I Klly .leal:.. I' Is SVLll:! -l-IHilv t'U:-:K'llti
l!M 111
nil lialnl n I ill.'-. ascs, hm li iih
Rheumatism. Lumbafjo,
Catarrh, Tooiliaclio,
fJcuralgia. Dackncho
mill otln r iiUlin nis wIhtc p-ilii Is mi aliciiil
mil. Try li. At tine,' stores, nr In mull 011
receipt of uiiiii, uilili. hs ami cents.
W INK ELM ANN A; Lli' ) VN DKl'M I'D.,
Hnltlii'or". -. s. A.
lll.l-l.
Ihlnif to patent? l'ro'iiet yonritem tliey i;.a
lirinrf you vonlt li. Wnlo JitliM WJ-.llii:i
1UKTA CO., I'ntent Ailomeya, Wiuliiuatoo,
li. C, fur Ihuir l,foO prim uUur.
5)
1
1 'IlllfeA ;
crown Acme.
Tie best Kurnini? Oil that can he
tuado from Petroleum.
It (jivra n brilliant liplit.
It will not Finoko the chimney.
It will not cliar tlm wick.
It has a lii'a fn-o t ut.
It will not cxplinle.
It is without 0 comparison ns n p r
fecl ion
Family Safety Oil.
It, i mnuufacturcil from (ho finest
Crudo in the i;ii!it perfectly ciiuip
poil refineries in the world
It in tho Pest.
Ask your dvalcr for Crown Acme.
Trado orders tilled by
Yours truly,
7H2 ATLANTIC SEFI27I1TO CO
Sunbtiry Station, Sunbury. Pa.'ll1l0 of Kid (1I0VO8 in black
Kemeier The Dead
o
SELINSOPOVE
MARBLE-YARD!
M. L. MILLER,
Prop'r
I keep cotixtantlv on lnuidnn l mnn
ufacttiro to order all kinds of
Marble and Granite
Old Stones Cleaned and Kcpaircd.
LOWPKICKSI LOW 1MUCKH!!
I have one of tlie bent Miirlile Ci.t
ters 111 1 no Mate ami coimeipifhtly
turn out ;ood work.
Hv"Coiiif and se mv work it prices.
'VI. I. I A '
1 ikiiiiwui inr iiiiMi nivors 1 liiour rn
spcctfully ask a continuance of siune,
M. L. MILLER.
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MEN WAN TED
Jo sill Nursery Stock :m a
fir.-t-olitH line of New Ji-eil
I'ot.'ilucs. Xoexju riciicif iv
ijiiiri'tl. Steady wnrl; mid
tfoodpay weeklv. ( )iit.'it.-i IVce
Write, '
Chas. D. Leonard,
Geneva: N. Y.
weis;
SELINSGROVE, PA.
Just arrived o,n elegant and ox
tensive assortment of
WINTER GOODS
Come and see them. Ladies' mid
Children's Coats and capos of the
latest styles. Fine lim of NovnJtv
Dress Goods, Plaids. Silks, etc
l.oniplotf line or I'mlcrwtNir lor
Cliildron. Our lino of woolen yarn
Fine line of Dross Oiurli.uns
pearl Inltous, tlno qiiiilily
will repay yon.
Respectfully,
S. WEIS, Selinsgrove, Pa.
Great Reduction Sale of
For Ninety Days !
The Undersigned Otter
TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE
,T THE OKKATKST NAC'UIFICU KvKU KNOWN IN CKNTHAI. I I.N N -
SYLVAN I A.
We ar not sellimr out. bi.r we ilo this i
vtousyear. We ulvv a few of the i.r
Soft Wood ( handier Suits fit. (HI
Hard ool Chamber Suits Pt.tNi
Antlqim Oak Suits, H Pieces Ill (Hi
lo"Hh. ,,',,r,l1"r, :i''KI
Wooden (.'hairs per set.
ill Hook. vervMiinir in tln furnittir.. linn (. ..u.... mi . ....
Desks, Hide. boards. Cupboards, Cent re Tables. I'ancv Kockers. Mubv C,irH
l eather 1'lllows. Loutiire. Conelies. Donobt s:L. n..n 0....1 .. .....'
Heat Chairs line, medium and chean
1 rice redureil nil through. Come
your order, and thus save IO to 20 per
opeciai uontion Uiven to
KATHERMAN
S
;
Wo intend to make
Prices cm sol Mi
Fall & Winter Goods
IWovo more rapidlv if low prices will do it.
CLOTHING
Or every description of .Men,
coals and dent's Fnniisliini;
cry isesi. rsot a ioor article in tlie store.
Quality. Hi-ht np in Style.
Just what, will please yon.
lo show (ioods.
R. GUNSBURbER
Sow Hank Huihlini;,
A Large Assortment of
At the Great
BARGAIN COUNTER
F. H. MMURER,
New BEirlirjj ----- Penns.
Here's a Pointer. Oornoto see
our latest Fall and Winter styles
of Ladies' Cloalic and Gapes. Wo
sell Cloaks cheaper and have a
larger stock than any dealor in tho
county. Don t miss the great
gains and low
Boys' and Children's Clothing and
OverCOatS. Low rrifesou HOOTS and SIIOKfS
THE HIGHEST PRICES ARE PAID FOR PRODUCE, CASH PAID TCo'CUT-
TER AND EGGS.
liiidics, .Mm :md
is now oimlit'.
f. a yanl. Imvc n ni. c
and colotrd w i 1 1 1 1 larjzo
a pair. A .'all to our sim
7.V
The Public Their EN
f-.n.... - ' J r-"
Cotton Top Matties at
Wiven Wire .Muttress . . t 7
Hed Spriiic i '.
Drop Tables, perft.".'.'".""!! Tv)
VI Platform Kockers..
2..V)
furniinr..' t'.i ..u ..'11 ..i..o.. '
earl v and seeonr stock l,..fr..
cent, on every dollar
111
Undertakino; cfe KinbalniiiiL
ri
& HARTNAN, Limited,
. --MlNWU.Ul. PA.
our New Stock of
Hoy's a
(ioo.N.
mil Chsldrcn.
()V( 1
-f the
K verv lliin
Ki.1'1 up in
.A slori mciil.
o trmilile
Mijilit ni in
Come and see
mii)1)li:hi;i(5h, ia
FWINTER00'DiS!
prices in liei