Brecf Fum Haws; B.irtick.
Lkvkk Kkiinii. Hauhku.
Ich utj dcr Dud mi do loKcinoni
niy wixMisi in (ilnlil)cr (1 iw, um tit r
Datl hut mere shunt cm letlslitu
nhpoto-yohr faislipniclia oh won ich
lpcht lleisicli wclshkiirn busht.i tlaiil
don dniil are mich niit. nuch dor
Iliuniiiff court nciutim in Schwiuo
ford Hhtottlo. Km lcdshtu Dinsh
diiwy sin mere ob-j-'Hhtait. Ich lin
now uincl.u; yohr oldt im woro in
moim Leva net weiiler fun liame os
do lniddlo-fonHC. Ich bin shim" Hex
foos Ion-;, hob on tzuw look un wa r
shunt wullich um dcr b.iwrd room ;
hob on glii'iier browner hoot su-woru
os Rooked wo on droohtor, '.in my
huHsu lion nil' sox tzoll not nunnor
on my Monroo shoo ga-lon-H.
Mor sin null" on dor Ifawsn Unri ick
riggd-wako, un wo do train roi oooiim
is hilt so ga-lilosa on ich nil' do knoo
g'folln Lin so hut 8 in ich farshruoku.
Do k:or woro full hit. Lots fun
shirna ninid un do lion shier oil nuoh
mere cn-locht. Ich hob bully iff cold.
Wo dcr conductor room cooma is
hut dcr Dud cmo on ticket gevva fur
mich, uu mor sin druff nei ga-yawkcil
os C8 fa-doonti t hut. Wo more ins
shtettle cooma sin hov ioli grawtl
g'frogt woo do court h. Dcr Jock
Hetzel hut mere g'sawt g'liot os
ware eu ga-decr ho groso os en shiro,
hot awga hinna un fornn, en ham uff
em kup bo prone os en bind shtarra
un liet eu bell aw. Uff amo eck fun
der shtroso hov ich en lot leit sieua
shtra un dishbadawda. Ich bin onn
far Be froga woo de court ware, owver
se hen bo arnshtlich g'schwetzed os
icu jLcu wardt nei greegahob k ..iia.
Ich hob bo en dicker, fetter mon, os
der bouch shier uff em budda shlaift,
g'frogt ware seller rent kail ware
woo so en fuss man eh a daid. Are
hut g'sawt are ware en politicianer.
"Un wos is en politicianer?" hov
ich g'frogt.
"En politicianer is anor os boll en
koudadawt gown will."
"Uu wos is eu koudadawt V
"Ed kondadawt in en mon os room
gait hands shaika un lickor kawfu
far de leit bo os so emo on oflico
gevva."
"Un wos is en oflico ?"
"En oflico is cnblotz woo nicr goot
batzawlt wierdt far nix do."
"Oh 1" hov ich g'sawt un bin ivver
do shtroso gadufla woo do leit in en
house nei sin. Ich bin uoach un gli
bin ich in en grosso shtoop cooma
woo en lot leit g'hucked hen. Im
. feddera end fun dcr shtoop wore
' ebbes os ga-gookod hut we en kelver
fense. Es wora tswio dish inside
fun dara kelver fense un doh wora
en lot leit droom g'hucked un in
bicher ga-licsa. Gli is bo en dinner,
longer mon ruit ma schwartza bawrd
uff en hoacher shtool ga-groddled
un hut a nawr mohl ir'sawt. "O von.
O yea," grawd we de groBe-momiuy
ols sawgt wons era farhed is. Demo
hut are nuch en lot onery socha
g'sawt in english os ich net fershtonna
.hob. Demo is en shiener, uff
g'schmutzder yunger gentlemon nei
cooma uneichuffen grosser shtool
g'hucked on der fire-bierd, un usht
ivver dem is widder seller fet mon
woo ich uff der shtrose aw-ga-druffa
hob nei cooma un sich navich mich
g'hucked.
"Ware is seller mon os dart om
fire-hierd bucked?" hov ich ene
g'frogt.
'Sell is ken fire-hnerd," hut are
g'sawd. "Sell is der bier un dor
mon is der Judge."
"Doot der btor Lisa?" hov ich
g'frogt.
' Der fet mon hut awfonga locha os
si bouch g'shiddlod hut fooftzio min
nutta noach dem os are g'shtupped
hut g'hot, un ivver dem Bin nuch
tswto mon nei cooma un eich uff
yader side fum Judge g'sitzed.
"Ware Bin selly kails T" hov
g'frogt.
"Sell Bin aw Judges," hut
'sawt.
"Wos doona bo ?"
"Se neesa won der Judge sclmoop
aembt, un nooka der kup won are
. jfw' sawgt."
Ivver dem hen de leit in der kelver
ben awfonga f edit a, un ich hob far
hoftich ga-glawbed es daid fong
gevva.
"Ware in selly kails woo bo
tzarrifa T"
"Soil Bin lawyer."
"Far wos nin se goot T"
"Ich hob's nuch net ous g'funna."
"Wo inaucha ho era litva T"
"Mit nxa fethta inaucha."
"Huts feel fun eenat"
"Yaw. numma tsu feel."
Un ivver dem hut anes fun donna
kail dor miner nows g'fuddet-od un
ich bin noach far dor fooht furnu. So
sin iv vcr do shtroso nivvor un in en
shtoop nei woo en longer hoacher
dish wore. Hinna on dor wondt
wore en roy buddln, un dart wora se
g'shtonna un koflVe-wasHcr mit anon
ner ga-ilmnka oh won bo do benht
fun freind wnra.
Ich bin donio nows nn hob em
Pad g'sawt ich kont iV bNiiins net
forslit:i un ware red ly lur liume, un
wo mor on dor viggel-wako cooma
sin hut dor glchbrr-mon g'sawt un-
nor train ware li t shtnond shpole,
os dcr "oow-kotchor" hot en koo
g'sclildokod deli dcr wake druvva un
d harm r wain eiim im hols shtecka
blivva. Ich hob nix tsu essa g'hot
Bidder morga. per Pud in gonga
far en doot full essa, un wo lire cooua
is hen more iiiisoiina g'hucked un
crackers g'frossa os huh dcr shtawb
tsu da era roun g'tlogu is.
I'll so hov ich diich om end del fun
hnii io missa oony de court nana,
awver ich will goot det fore hi os ich
so sane os naixt mohl os se on
Sclr.vim ford shtotllo cooinod uu
wcjih kowd kusht.
1 1 t'KKY IiF.EIISHTICKEL
liv I'M ClO ITI.II ll UoOSASTIFX.
TU'1 Kl roiigest I'ccoimilf Dilution tllftt
any art iele can have w tin endorse
im nt of the mothers of the town.
When the mothers recommend it you
may know tint that article has more
than ordinary merit. Here what
the (Vntrvjlle, South llakotn, Citixrn
says editorially of an article sold In
their town : "From personal ex
perience we can say that Chamber
Iain's ("ou'h Itemed v has broken up
bad colds for our children. We aro
acquainted with many mothers in
t'enterville who would not be without
It in the house for a good many tlmen
its cost, and are recommending it
every day." 50 cent hottles for mile
by (l.iM.NhlndelMiddleburirli, Dr. J.
M. Kiitupsel, I'enns Creek, l'u.
Three days Is a very short time In
which to cure a bad case of rheuma
tism ; but it can be done, if the prop
er treatment is adopted, us will be
seen by the following from .lames
Lambert, of New HruiiRwick, 111.: "1
was badly alllicted with rheumH"
. jiiiiihu. . o, vueu . ooueni a
bottle of Chamberlaiu1 Pain llulin.
It cured me In three days. I am nil
right to-day ; and would insist on
every one who is afllicted with that
terrible disease to use Chamberlain's
I'ain Halm and get well at nne." BO
cent bottles for sale by (J. M. Shindel
iMiddlelmrgh, .1. M. Saiupsel 1'eiuis
Creek. I'a.
"The people of this vleinity insist
on havimr Chamberlain's Cough
Kemedy and ilo not want any other,"
savs John V. Hishop, of Portland
Mills, I ndiana. Tliat is right. They
know it to bo superior to any others
for colds, and us a preventive and
cure for croup, and why sliould they
not insist upon huvim; it. ftO cent
bottles for sale by H. M. Shindel Mid
dleburgli, J. M. Saiupsel PennsCreek,
I'a.
Sale Register.
ich
are
l'rnns K'-tttiik' llielr lulls nrltitoil t tilts of.
tire will (el u iiellce liniler I Ills liruritntf free
of I'lutrk'i'. All utliers will bu clmri'd &u cenU
TlnirHdiiy, Mureli . I. Mut tern will sell live
slock mill fiiria IiiiiU'Iim'iiIs ti mllos nurtli
eiisi ei iieuveriuwn.
Tuesilny, March So, Mlclmel llnrkonlM-r will
sea limn biiM'K & iiiIIks west, of Mlilil uliuruli.
on Uin roml leutlliiK Iruin .NUilUlchurli lo
Ut'UVLTWWU.
Siituiiliiy, Mari'li IT, Jcronin (iariniin will soil
is-i-hoiiiil property 1 inllu ctut of Mt. I'leiu-
ttia .tuns.
Tuowliiy, Muri'h 1.1, Frederick I.olf el will sell
lariu sioi'K a iiiiioh imtli-eal of New llrrlln,
Tuesday, Starch shi, William Dreese will sell
llvn HUs'k and litrm lliiiileineiilM.l inllu kouiIi-
east of HellliHtfruve, oil the K, J. Sclioi U
. fuiiu.
Wednesday. March 14. J. A. ami C. V. llarn will
sell live Mi.M'k slid farm liiiplemeiils 4 miles
iiortu-west ui Miuuiuuuruu.
Thursday March is, I.evl J. Heaver will sell 8
IiinkI of hurwH. 6 milk rows and farm Iniple
mentsln MouriH- township, l uillu north of
Kiat.i rvllln, and 1 mile south of Dry V'al
ley X ltouds.
Tuesday. March 47, J. V. Ixuidcnslaffcr will Bell
live sus'k and farm Implements miles north
of SellUHKrovu, uu (he I'hurles lleufur liirm.
Friday March, g. Iloth A Hon and Issue linger
will sell tM-rsoual prosnty t miles south of
New llurlla v" inu uremlses of 1'hlUuan
lleaver.
Saturday, March IM, Krank Portzllnn, adm'r of
tiii.rLco I'ortllue, di-e d, will sell live sloc k
and household goods, alout 1 mile West of
Melservllle.
Baturday, March 84. (ieorfB I'ortzllne will sell
live stock and larm linplemenls about 1 mile
West of Melservllle.
Thuixduy, March in. Kll Koeler will sell live
stu k and farm linplemeuta H mile West of
Kramer.
Thursday, March W. C. A. Melser will sell live
stock and furm liiipleiueiits x utile West of
Kramer.
Saturday, March 24, Thomas and Simon Hummel
w III sell iMTsoiial pioiHrly of Susan Uummel,
dee d, on chestnut liiiltfe.
Tusday, Mareh 10. W, n. Illl(fer-ill sell farm
stock and ItiiplemunU 1 uillo north ol Mu
I'leasant Mills.
Monday, Marcb 10, C. A Mnyer will sell personal
property at tilohe Mills.
50 World's Fair Views Free.
Tho "Poultry Keeper" has reached the front
as the leadliitf autorlty on pullry. Sixteen
larife patfes, monthly, fifty eeals rs-r annum.
Farm and fireside" isa lA-pajfu pajier i'iiiiiIiil'
twlrt a laonlh, lllly cents wt uiinutii. We will
send both naimrs one year and llfty photo
tfraolilc view s of the Wnild's Fair, to now sub
scrllmrs only, alitor nrty cents. Numple copy
of the "I'oultiy Kwiper," with particulars free.
Send live oelits fur either of the lollow lnir back
numbers equal Ui a&vcenl look i poultry Hous
es, July 1nj1, has Ml views ; llrooder and In
cubators, August ls. and Auiust lsid. Ad
dress, "The Poultry Keeper Co.,-' Parkesburir.
Pa.
A WW WITH TNp
s ()-
We want your trade, and by
means of our advertisement we are
seeking to get your attention and
attract you to our store. If you are
a customer of oui's, we are anxious
to increase our business with you ;
if you are not we hope you soon will
be, as no honorable means will be
spared to attain this end. That we
keep tho best qualities of every
thing all who deal with us wa cu
test. We guarantee you the low
est possible figures.
RSTOGKISTHEFIWEST
most varied we have ever shown,
we keep constantly on hand a full
line of of goods pertaining to the
thorough furnishing of a home in the
most modern sense,
UiilFliffl
TZEE3U
oodsStore
s
olinsgrove, Pa.,
G-i-etvt COat Stile.
"NVo am si-1 lii i v: ,,IV nil our I-sulips' Coats jiihI Canes
ftu one-tliml loss than regular pricr, viz :
Formerly 512 now 58,
S9 " 36,
44
?6
" 84.50.
I T 0 R E
of every description, Carpets,Rugs,
Draperies, Pianos, Organs, Music
al Instruments (send for catalogue)
sheet music, &c. Write us if you
need anything to beautify your
home or make it more comfortable,
or better come and see us, will at
least make your visit pleasant.
H smith rn nnM
Front Street Milton, Pa.
J. M. KLINE, BEAVERTOWH.
WELL DRILLER, and Agent for
Rife's Hydraulic
(or Ram.)
ClTIt la a'oew and marvelous invention. EJiiht t lie tliiiij; you want for cN
cvatlnii n contlmtoiis siiily of wntt'r'frrom t-prlns or braiiclies. It is self
operntini;, sliiiilu iu coiistriictlon oml tuisiirpaHhed in iluralillity, Tliey are
now beintr placed in every State In tlie 1'nion find are. wanted in every
county, town nnd villau'o. Wo flmlleiio the world to produce its etjtmf.
Jlust prove satisfactory before payment is made.
Forfurther lnforumtionwrite for illustrated catulogue.
WELL DRILLING.
HavlngMrllled over three litindred wells In tliisICoiinty, plenty of ref
erence can be Riven as to the efllclency of my work. I rrt-pectfullv solicit
your patronage in this line nnd will guarantee you perfect satisfaction iu
every jou.
J. M. KLINE,
BEAVERTOWH, PA.
You Will Miss It
if you don't buy your
Fall Suits
Mjjk Guntberger
Others may blow about their big stock anil low priccs,but
MONEY TALKS
and if I can't duplicate any suit sold in this county for
less 'money than you paid for it I will forfeit tho price of
tho suit. Try me on.
R. GUNSBURGER.
and all others in proportion.
Now is your time to buy a good
Garment for little money.
Respectfully,
S. WEIS.
Great Reduction Sale of
E II P i P T il
r m m m k 1
Mb h
i m i u 1 1
For Ninety Days I
The Undersigned Oiier Tlie Public Their EN
TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE
AT T1IK (IHKATIvSTSACIUnrU F.vKU KNOWN IN CKNTIt.W, l'r.NN-
SYLVANI A.
We are not hcIIIii out, bt.t we do this to Increase our sales above any pre"
vlotis year. We jrlveii few of the prices as follows :
Soft Wont I Chamber Suits $14.1X1 Cotton Top Mutt to- 2.2.)
Hard Wood Chamber Suits Hl.uo Woven Wi.te .Mattress l 7."(
Antique Oak Suits, H I'ieees I!MM Med Springs
I'liish Parlor Suits Jill 00 Drop Tables, per ft ',
Wooden t'ht Irs per set 2.50. l'liitloriu Kockcrs 2.50
In stock, r verythitij- In the furniture line, Includiii)- Mirrors, Hook Cases,
Desks, Sideboards, Cupboards, Centre Tables, Fancy Kockers. Haby Chairs'
Feather lMl.ows, loitnj-es, Couches, Dounht rays, Sinks, Hall Kac'kB, Cane
Heat Chairs line, medium and cheap furniture, tn suit all classes.
Trices reduced all through. Come early and see on- stock before Kivimr
your order, an'' ' v- 11 o 20 ir - '
4 ww.i ..., -jivcu to i i ,vuh. ..uing.
KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited,
hiTITLIXltlTIKiir, PA.
TakeOTotice I
TJIK lieavertown Carriage Company, having lcawd
tho Ueavcrtown carriat' AVorks, the manager, .1.
It. (ictchcll, takes this mctliod of informing the public
that ho is now prepared to furnish them with superior
vehicles of tho latest styles and modern improvements.
Wo will bo pleased to make estimates on the building of
heavy vehicles, such as drays, trucks, huckster and farm
wagons, also manufacturers of (Sctcliell's (t)uecn lalo Our
riago dears for tho trade.
JT. 33. ft-TTITflTTTnT .T TVT-t-i ngnr
ARE YOU HUNTING FOR
BARGAINS?
If no bo to the
PETEH GAUMAX, Proprietor.
The Hltfns of the times Indicate a most prosperous fall and winter trade
and 1 am prepared for It with the most extensive line of (ieneral Merchan
dise ever seen in thin section of the county, comprising everything kept in a
country stote, much ait
Clothing, Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes,
Groceries, Stoneware, Glass
ware, Gtueensware, etc.,
People wonder what I want with it all. I mean to sell it ami at such
prices that the people vhare the profits.
MRS. MARY GARMAN, Millinery.
Fremont, Snyder county, Pa.,
A large assortinent,of Ribbons, Feathers and Flowers, Velvets, Satins, La
ce, f ringes, rassameniry i rimming, ami an Kimisoi rrlminlDgs
dresses constantly on hand. Come and see the (Styles.