HIE CLERQTMAN'3 STORY. OMllKNT MIKIsTBR BI1.4TIS U, RRMARKAIU EXPKMI. hiewitii TiiKumrrE. . - ...... AW MAW STAe tr,in ir.i;iLi rait r'ii oixo arsis aminraa. (from tht Phi.ailtlpUia Jm.) . Tfco L. Lewis, trlio retides. at wiifltPlrel, U TaMor of Ilia Hichroond jjpiirt t'uurc'j. Ho la an alumnus of buck ll College nt L?n.'jnr;. IV. wliera he at oned the ilrr ' Mastr tt Art. With ,1, otuer work at .lit 1 pu'jlls'.ies TU c&mot CapU$:, a raoniuy jouruni ne- wltdlotlie iDtvtMtfl of the eaureH. He tools upon tbe practical aide of lift, lotli Mftt M l publnblng tu important- 01 Lod hasith,' no I w'jf a oskel to tell want pr, willlm!i I inn run iim iioji iur mi', L-.-nr be'ore Ku-!pe ZiiUr, a Xotary Public at 27H N-fT Street, an I chesr.ully .,! affidavit to therollow.n? nirrsuv .I betsa taklne Pr. Williams' r.nt Nils (or ri Iple two weeks no tuts Kiitmay. ia-.il tba Brippftf ).-more tan two weeas, I ktj srMl trouble during that time with my . .n,i hn.L The dlseaso also ffctl my ri)it and try atornacii. 'In week's time tbe efT.-: of the erippa tr oompl'tely removed. 1 t'.ien eontinuo 1 ibf renieJy on account ot mytoiivi-h diffl- rnltr, Miitf confident taal It TTovil.l rniove that J warn in r'u '" -Mlt to nil those who are affecto I ns I have lrn. I believe tbey will build tip grippe 'As'for mvseif. T cannot sar too in no it for them. I weut nu the scales I wo weeks air.-i ,c m what 1 wnlched. nud snaln to lay. wearing tb same olothinir. I tnuud I haJ Mined two pound" pound a week. "On awoiiDt of the sedentary habits nat oral 1" my occupation, nni to come Interna! leitirle sustained veers ago, I have had a arvrre stomach affetioD, nud have been troubled, beside, a (irent deal with Indlires tlon. KliK-e taking the I'iuk Pill my appe tite ha" Improved, my digestion la better, ami tr.y Muniaca ba been relitved if In ''1 waa atrii'-U n"ldental'y In the Morovli bran Iron bar and ouoe 1 kicked by u mul- in tbe ennie plane. It wn 'iO ar ugo wLrn 1 waa hurt Mrt. Hliiretbnt liino I suf fered froai Htoiiia 'li difflett'.tiMi. 1 wa treated Ireuuently. t ut Dot cured. 1 le l better now Ibauut any lime in- I w.it hurt, mid 1 am io ple.ed with inv improvement that I am Kladto let the publb? know of my bettnre.1 .lltiou. I have beard of otuer iure effe. ta.1 by the I'iuk Mlla, but 1 prefer to tueak only of my own iw. "l aoa. I,, f.r.wii. Swnro and miboeribe I belore iiillii 23tU day of April. A. V., 183H. EfoAE 7ir.oi n. IrAL.l Aular The ilioenverer ot Pr. Wil!tani' Tin!; Villa Pule lmda iertiiiu!v (U-serve the high t tribute Ihnt pen can frnme. Hia medicine ha iloue more to alleviate tbe HunVringe el i m.iniU' than nnv medb:inn known to acl- . li., I ina nuiiie should be banded down i. ' : ir Bpnernllona as the irrcateat auvunt o' ri preeent age. M-Mrs. Smith, Kline A T'ren'-b. the wad-to- wn wholeealo druggiMs. aald that lr. Willi una' Pink Till bave nn enormous ulc in Plnladelpbia. nud that from all quarteri tou.e in irlowing rerorta of tne cscelK-nt re aultr following their uae. In nearly every .aactheKf' t worlt baa beeu ae.-omplihe I after euilneilt .hyi?iW La(! !' and pto uounced tbe patient beyond tbe bo;."' ,,r,"' louu aid. An uiinlyain proves that Pr. .."' lams' I'iuk I'll la contain, in n coudecsnii form, all thu elemeuta ueoeaaury to give new li e aid rlchneaa to tbe blood and rentore t nn -red nerve. 'J bey ar an unfatliug .-llln tor auoli dlaeaxea aa locomotor Htniin, paiivil puralyala. t Titna' daner -l i. i.e-ralgia. rheutnatlarn. nervoui fl.layiir. alter efre.na of la grippe, pa!rn..i'.; ..." .f beart. palennd sallow oomplexloua, tlmt edleeling resulting from nervous prostru .lou : all dlieaaei. reaulting Irom vitiarml Im mora in the blood, ench aa ai-rofulu, chronio eryalpelaa, etc. i'hey are nlh n apecitl for Iruulilea peculiar to female, audi aa aup. preaiouM, irreguluritie nnd ull lorrris of wi-akne. 'i'liey build up the blood and re Wore the kIiiw ol hi'Ulth tu pale- uud Mtllow ibeek".. In men tbey eflet u radical cure iu all c uses arising Iroui meiitnl worry, over work or ex o.-.ea ill whatever nature. Tiny uro iiok innuii'ai-tiired ty tbo Pr. Willluuia' Medicine C(;iii:ioy. Scneneciady, N. i .aud iiro 'k villi, Out., iui I ar void in boii ( never in bulk) at SU rents nlox, or i ioics lor K'.bu, au'l tuny bo bud ci uu UMgglb'.K. An cxohangei remark orocniarlj tunt llio nimiiig girl will cook Ler owu food ud will die an old maid. Ia ttiore a tnbtlo connection between tLoao two fas'.s. WELCOME WORDS TO WOMEN. Nany time women rail on tbelr family phy. ciaua, auBcriuu, aa tbey imagine, one from ayaprpaia. anotuer fiom heart tiiHif, another (rum liver or kidncv illfaac, aiioincr with pain here or there, and In tut way they all prcaritt to their rary-golng doriir, eparate diaiaatt, for wUk-b be (re aoribea, auuinliif loem io iw aiicu. when, In reality, they aro all only ry aome womb diaorder. Tbe uTerliig pa- "u. ai-iS no unu-r, una prooaniv worac, nv "oil of tbe drlur, wrong trvutineul and ronaKjiieiit uompliration. A proper mrdi. w. like Dr. 1'icrce a Favorite Prerrlptlon, airrrieu (o ihe cautt would buvo pioinptly mi"J tlio diaraav. Mra. IUiirt TArpaw. of rVynIda. Jeftrum nro., wriiee: "ror two enr i waa a BiiScn-r. A Kit of 1 lila time bad to tie carried mm my las. Win racked with fain, bad Tiw'rta.-wua verv nervou. no appetite and tyuile!ely dleroiiraied. A few bottle or tavortte I'rearnption ' elt(:el a perfect euiv." Sold bv aM dralt-ra in uiediuiuea. v n u 7 '84 GET THE BEST. MTT.T.TTP'Q New DEttoKiMi. ""uuuuu ri!4 at tbo luwcti Wall LfcaM. JC, ' Aor.Nia Ari o. .. Hi:itVI MII I.KII A- t o.. "'I e-ii, ,i ia 11,-1,1 Mien, t'iuliiivli Pa. lTllli f aM lililer i.f Ch... N. Mek.. I tun, l.ji-a .ii. it . I'., 11 . i .'(7 I, li. u.t i -V'-'i. "-. iir In n. W. . n OTHER'S FRIEND" . J PcicEtiQcaily prepared Liniment JaLu.rtu,ess! "very irife-rcditut is of iVu"uYutuonuil in constant ubo Uibor, Ia'smjuh Tain, DiuisDishe "kcttr to life of Mot bet' and Child. S "ToMotbers" mailed free, cou 4T voluablo luforaiitioa and HtUJ REGULATOR CO., Atruta, 6t puju vr au oniggiaw. OLOOM IN ENGLAND. , Great Brltaln'a Trad Hetvrna Show Bh ia Loalng Her Boaated lupreaoaoy. Tb publication at London of lb orn- ment board of trade rclorni for If03 dm produced a profound Impreaaion tbrotifb- Diit tht county and bat deepened lot gloom eauaed by the preaent romnierolal deprea lion. Tht total importi laat year were OV WW.COO tiounda. aa compartd witn IH2 poonda in Wi and 435.441.iiW pound! n M'l. J lit aillt OI re-eijuna ui .ivkiku and colonial product declined laat yaf bf nearly ti.UW.bUO pound compared With IWti. Hence tne country noi weraiy ported lea for it own tonanmption, loat the bandlinc of large amount im but i brokera and tbe uanal prom mereon. The value or liritlaD tipon in inJ wmm 3in.4tn,l!4U pound, compared with ?27, J77.053 p.nitida in Wi and 24T,in.V50 pound in imu. Tlit aparent balanct agaitnttbe ountry wa VJlfiU.i'2 In 1853. laagainat 1'JO W.'-'l poiinr in ItWl.Ont of ili lender of tbe Sciial Demoratlc fetlera lion declared tht present condition would materially advance the canaeof radicaliam ind Kepubiicaniiin in Oreal Britain, faid '"V !. tftt tli market of tbe world; 'hank to capitaliat greed and tbe war be :ween capital and labir. Our much vaunted fr.t competition baa overreached iteelf. w t ,u 1. 1 nnr nvata tba bleaaed rrilldplt 9f buviii in tbe cbeapeat and aclling in tbe Jeanit market to aiirh purpi thai they bave set up hiifineaa in our nwn lines and are never at a bias to find an Kniinman i,n viil hxiii to tin ii Lia countrv repute :lnn fnr (he aake of teraonal ttaill. illdi- i.lnallaiu atnnda todav a confeaaed failure. nd Mnminoin. bankrupt. willoon bavetg put up tbe iluiitera." fPENCH THOOFS BLAUOUTERED, Col. Bonnier and Over 200 Membera of Ui Expedition Into Africa Maaaacred by tbe Kativea. Theiecretary of the t olonial Iiepartment it l'an-liaa received a telegram from ft l-oui. Seiiepal. Hating that Col. 15onnier.lt officer and i'i privau wr maaaacred by llie Tuareuiia. i 'ol.liont'ier with part of the French force bad lelt liinbiifioo and gone to the weat ward of that place whtu be wa attacked by the natives. Tht Tuarego now thieaten ( apt. I'liilipe, who waa It-1 1 in comtnaiid of tbe force hoiilmg 'Tinibiictoo during tbt ab sence ol Col. lionnier. Col. llotmier left Tinibiictoo on January 12. tn the night of Januaiy l.'ibe and bi roltiiuii. while aleep, wer uriiriad and turrotinded by Tuareg. Capt Sigmtt e caped and rejoined the dvichuietit with which l.teut. Pnrda wn gunrdiiM the cap tured bertia few mile III the rear. A few native rt'.eineii aaved tbeuiaelve by Bight from the general massacre 1 de Tuareg were on toot and were arm rd wiih lancea mid kinvea. Wben the di putcbea leu Timbiictoo, tbt city was ur rounded bv Timrega, who appeared lier and diaapi'x'ated there, making itimpos-ibl to fi-i in any accurate etduuate a to their number, ('apt. i'uilie. uptin whom tb (omuiand of the French force devolved alter the death of Col. Kotinier, eeinl notic to the Oovenmr of .Senegal that be 1 bold ing 'linibuctoo with 3ikj ride and aix can miiia and that he intendato hold out until reinforcements arrive. The mixed populact ot I inibuctoo regards tbt Freucli force with varied leelings. Mauy art taid to favor tbe occupation. ' TJNDEHCiKO'jriD TRANSIT. Chicago Uaa a Bcuamt That Beata Sue aengera All Hollow. The problem of rapid underground tran sit hn been aotved. Hit few of tbt world jjs commenced rushing m.iler tbe street of Vl.'icago into tbe hiuid oi'tbe editor f -,,,., ewspaper. ina .) nan, tin oTA s-Mion. thtofH.ee of thtcit ""fl. rio.ia natior-al - International new aasorlatlon artf tbt T main fctation f the teleKranU ccnupaiiie I tsvt ill tien 'T'nnectcd by undergrovnd pneumatic tune, and trie time i.f tramit f.-oni tho meat diatant puinta to any givvn ileal mat ion ia but one iniiiut. ( ircnlatiiii! i. ..II . 1 .... ..... . in nu in inur oi inv. avaieiu ia a Coniiiju una current oi uir ami wnen it la ilea i red to tranamit a pucknge from one station to another ia onlv necessary to place the mat ter to lie delivered in a "carrier" which ia inserted wubin tbe tube and is iiiMautlv ol!'. ' A trench waa made In the afreets under the aurfure ot sutlicienl depth to get a I ra lit lit line as Iur as practicable. 1'elow all pipea and otbt-r obstruciiuns rmidiiit to the nun.ber ol in a mat were then built of .iiare vitritied clay iipe, conlniuing louiiitiiiliiial cyliniliriCHl holes in which the erainieaa orawn uraaa piieiiuiuiin In Oca aie plnreii. iiiese conilu ts are laid in and hiirrounui'ii nv roriiaiui cement from h to .it inches tli UK. tins milking a a"lnl wall d inai-onry wnicli will not be affected by daiiipneKa. heavy tnillio or o:ber causes Mitrtmg trom tne rny prt at rooms In the wei-tern i uion buililiiig at the corner of Clark and Jackson atreela, the line of tube w aa laid in a northerly direction and diverg ed at inter-ectinir afreets lo tbt variom point of deatinution Tbt motive power ia a Jet of steam, dis charged through an injector, the inven tion of David Hunter, a old liew.puper man of Minneapolis. The air is expelled from tbe tulies so that when tba carrier it p'acrd in position it is force. I iq jt desti tution t y a'moaplierir renre. NEW LABOR QUESTION. U. V. Employee Claim fay on the Basis of tbe Oovtrnment 8-Hour Day. At Umuba, Neb., I'nlon I'acilic employe ire about to raise the question, if, as Judge Duudy aaya, they are employe of tba I'mt rd States ( ourt, they ought not to b paid an the basis of the I'uiied Mutes working lay of eight hours, instead ot on the cor porate t ana of Ironi loin lb hours. Kugena liebs, 1'reaideiit ol Ihe American Hallway reiteration, thinks th-s position can be maintained and it ia understood he wul work tu this end. ho far as known this question wa never raised b'.foie and tbe outcome will be watched with Interest. A well-known t'lilou Pacific conductor. ieaking of the matter, aid: "1 have beard it intimated thai Ieo would lake charge of ibe eiupiove' case belort Judge Jiundy, aud KbuuMoue of the prouieius. that eiglit botira should cousti iu e a Oay'a work, b decided III lavor f tbe men, tbe meii working over time wi l probatily make more than they wet mak ing under exialiug scbedinvs.'1 A Keokuk, ia., diHiatch says tbe Union i'ueihe Kanway leceivera applied to Juug Woolaoii, of Hie Feoeral I ourt, lo put in force an order similar io that laaiiuj bv Judge 1' limy, tt Nebraaka. relative to striking tiupioyea. Wuo aou declined to put the full oruer iu lone, us none of ll.e Jo a employes had struck ami were not rei.re seuted in lourt, Itoivever, lie athrmed lliut tl.e o.U i in ploy e are now employes ol 11. leceiveia and s.ioj.ct ojlus ri-co. . i-r o .lnra J lie IHilven lot i llie iiiii lo proiui:gaie a waiie aclieilu.e ivlncli llie Jinl,-. .r vs. ll.c riii)ioye ni iy quit llie receiver ser vice, but noi in iit-li.iiiaiinvr as lo iiuerleie witn iim oierulion o the railroad. Ine Jinl;e reaervea to any employe the right lo come imo the court aud have cuujiiainbj uivualiiialtd and remmlied. Death lor Train Robberies. At Newport, Ark., the Oliphatit train robber, James I.. Wy rick, Tboiua iliady and Kill .Mausker, were entenced to be banged by the neck until dead tbe execu tion to take place Ai rll 0 in lb county jail. The three deaiieradoe look their teiiu nee Coolly, ; At Oswego, Kan., Han Hydrlck i and Claud Hbsi ard. tb Mound Valley train robber wert sentenced lo iteatii wbicb iu ma' Matt mean lift Imprisonment. DTTH'8 REVIEW OF TRADE. Tbtrt'ia Bom Improvement In Business But II I not of a Lasting Quality. R. 0. Dun A Co.'t Weekly Review ol Taade, New York, ay: Improvement in business still appear in many direct lons.but tt seem lo bt in part balanced by lot In uibert. tht gradual gain which begin some llnst ago and was strengthened a litlia by tbt incces of tht Treasury loan baa scarce ly answered expectation, icrport ot resumitlon of work continue lo itidicttt that tht industries art doing more than In December and vet the record of Ibeir actual lain i disappointingly small. The marked Increase which appear In nffeiing of commercial paper has almost wholly ceased and the accumulation of unemployed funds continues, eothat indorsed mill taper ha been taken at 'Ji per cent. Tbt bond opera tion ha not advanced clocks nor stimulated peculation tht lowest prut ever known for wheat ba been recorded. Doubtless the uncertainty which remains with the tariff bill yet In the senate aud currency measure of importance pending In Ibe bouse ha some hindering influence, bat there I (till seen an increase in th demand for many kinds of goods becaue 0' the exhaustion ol the stock in the nanus of the dealers bv a consumption, which, though lees than usual, is nevertheless rraater than Iu any other country. Tbe volume of domestic trade does riot rnateriallv increase, exchanges indicating a decline. Many mills have opened in an experimental way aud have made up gooda enough to Irv the market, with prices not a vet eiicnuracing. Recent sharp reduo lions In cotton good havt not brought out the increase ol business expected. The failures for the week were .'IS.'i in the tbe I'nited States, agiiinrt 22J laat year and 00 in Canada asainat 44 laat year, aevernl being of more than ordinary important. - -e THE FIRERECOHD. rinua. O Tbe F.nterprise carriage works I,os about lii.O KJ. i-'lremau William Miller fell from a ladder aud was badly injured Montgomery. Mo 1 he greater portion oi tbt cifv. including 17 stores and otllce build ings. 'Loss, tU'i.tWJ, iiimraiice about one half. Dublin. Tex The Dublin c ompress. valued at I.Vl. (i iO The property lias been tht source of litigation for smue time lie iweeu local parlie ail the co isoiuiuieu company. w , , , .MaholiV '.ity.l O. in .Mercnanis non i, Adams A Brown' dry goods sioie. Stern's market, Ke'.aer s clo'.hlug store and f'urlin'a Shot store. U IW.H"; little insurance. DeKalb. Ill W. I.. I. wool a big at.u k barn with 1 IT I'ercheroii horses and four trotter; also PHI ton- til bay. Detroit The Phoenix hrewerv. i.os IVi.tNHion sttK-l;. machinery and bunding. Willi but lio.ojij ini itiiiice on atoca. MAltKhTS. riTTVbl K'l. tus wiioi.raM.K run i. auk oivrsi i now. .hIN, I -l.nl II A Ml I KtP. WHEAT No. 1 Ke.l No. 'i lied CORN No. 2 Yellow ear... High Mixed ear No. i Yellow Shelled Shelled Mixed OATS No. 1 White No. 2 White No. 3 White Mixed RYE No. 1 No. 1 Weetern. Nov FLOUR Fancy wil'.er patf Fancy Spring' pate ,ta Fancy Hraiglit wiiter.... XXX Bilkers J' ye Flour H.ickwhea; .Hour HA Y BaJeil No. y.. lia.'f4 No. 2 Tin. , )' 'Clover... y from t t i.j 411 42 41) 4n :t: Xt :u, H2 41 41 4' I :i'i :4 4 '.' i : I .Mi 4 O" 4 ai :t id a .'io :1 1'. 7.) 1:1 () 12 Oil :i :. 4 10 :t in 2 !) a 2) ;i n 2. 12 00 II w avie ,u 1 .t li Mil w No. 2 White .Middlings..., Brown Middliinrs Bran, bulk ETRAW-Wheat Oafs ji l p, o i; (a It) uu ti UU i '.' l.i I "i ml IHD.V I liolil'i l. lirTTKP. Klgin i rciuiicry Kuuey Creamery hni y country roll Low crude .V cooking.... CHI.TK-i hio. new New York, new Wisconsin Swiss Limbiirirer ( New miik-i. . . rhfIT AM' VI..I-.TASI AIT'LLS-Kiincy, i bid... T tu r tu cliuice, e bbl.... 15 KAN M N Y A Miliewir.euiis'bbl Lima beans lUTATCIK Kuncy f im Siwis-I. ier bbl CAMIACiK .er bundled.. UNION'S YellowUiobcfJIiU Mixed I o-iiiiry SiumMi, per crnte TriiNll'S-purple tops luri.TKV an. J ivt rliiekena V r Live liucks p fr . Live ii eae iw p- " Live Turkys II Dresseileliirkena lb.... Dnssed ducks )' tl Drtssed turkeys fb Dreaded j:s.se KtitiS lo iV Ohio fn-ali. . LKATHKliS Kxtra livedeese V Tl' Noi Kxtru live geese at ft' NIM ri.l.AMOLS. TA M.0W Country , V n. . . . ity BKKDS Clover 'limothy prime blue grns HAdS Country mixed ... W )N K.Y V bite clover .... biickwneni MAI'I.ICSYHL I'. new crop t.'ll'KU countrv sweet bid "l 7 .t -'-' 10 i.-i III Hi IU 1-' r. ti i:u n i. r, i1 1 ,'i m J i a no 1 j 1 !MI i .!J rr, .'.s J 01 3 T.'i : it i i ii 141 I") 40 'ill II 1 Ou st I .'ill i;o to ,'i. 7ti 1 IU 1 10 7 s 11 Vi II 11 J'.' 7 i 10 17 M io so li S .'.J :,J I. (1 s"! ; lai i in J 1! I 1 40 1 70 i 1 j.t r lo 12 7."i 1 no s i ti i; ,vi 12 n.'irui.' ii.'i .'S ,'S) M fi.' Ho j :i7 12 11 I ." (1 Wail 71 J 1.,'lJ 42 42J 27 :u ir, in 2 iki 4 :;.( t; 1 .,7 :i . .',2 4 1 :. !'l :u 17 II !'i I IXl l.S.SATI. n.ori!- WHKAT-No. 2 Ked . KYK--No. 2 tXJKN Mixed ... OATS Kt;;s bnrifcu I IIII.APl I I IIU. FlXlt'lt WHKAT No. . lieu fOKN-No. 4 Mixed OATS No. 2, White MUTTKIt tri iiuiery Kxtra. Ud'UN l'a.. hiris Mil Vol.K. FLOUR Patents WHKAT No 2 lied KYh-We-U'rii COHX Nn. OA'J'S Mixed Western bUTTKK nun, pry KlitiS ,-tute and I'enn 1.1 Vk eTm-ti 1. 1.1-., HI. kt I.ii t in v. Pirr-i't lei n.i k J'er 10 I lbs". I A 11 I K. Prime Ktrcrs $ liood butcher Common bulls and dry i on s Veal C'ulves 4 lit. 1 3 .Vi I.) a 2 i to 2 OH t'J 4 7i 4 Ml :i -in ;i :'.i (i IS) 4 .r.o to Krtali cows, er head kiih p. Prime ( to 100-lb sheep... (Jooxt mixed Common 70 to 70 tb sheep., t'lioiet Ijnubs 2U IM tu ill 11 1 .1 .'I 41 lo 2 s 'i 10 1 2 1 to 2 M lo :i :u A ID 1 4 2.1 A 40 A H -i A 2A ft LO liooa. Pelecled 5 85 to 6 .'to tu A 2-i 10 4 00 ta frim lorkers Heave itoucbt, .. .. THE GRIP. A TJeeeilpsloo tbs I leasee by Oae tfb Uaa airfare. Ever bad the grip? Mce the Wlnom Herald. 1 will give you a few point- r. You wlil lrua-ilne you bave a ad cold and can wear It out, but you Deed not try it. Tbe grip ha fast ened his fang on to you and will not t i;o. You have got tu give up. ko home and go to Led. In a short time you will feel like that Chicago dr.iui- mer wbo took tne Kceiy cure at Iiwlght, 111. You will fed like ao anarchiit and want to bomb. You will realize lteechcr'a dream of bell. You will think your bead has be n icruoved and an old Uchlve, wilb the empty comb, left In Its place. Your mouth will tnste like a pail ot our kro-iU You have the grip. The doctor cornea, bioka you over, put bis thermometer In your mouth, nnd jour temperature 104 In the shade,' your pulse noing at tbe rate of two mlies nod three laps to the hoc ond. He orders you to Mav In bed n u1 gltcs you niello lie that I c atroug- autl atnir that aim ply i-ctttng the totlle on the cluck ahelf alopptvl Ihe c'.ook. He will tell ynurwlfe that she may give you wnrm nriiiks ana try to get yon to twent, an I take hi leave. Now all wltc nvo tamily doc tors iiy r ght of their position In the In tic, atnl as you have gone to sleep, delirious and exhausted, ahe begin her itoatitieril by imllltig a bella donna plaster across your Linas, a flaxseed pouliloe on one aide and a uiiistard poultice on tbe other, a ho; flat Iron and a Jug of hot water to your feet, and a m kof boiled corn in the ear, ptpln hot, ti your liaok. You leep and dream of being away to the far North in search of the north pole, or out Iu the center ol some beautiful sheet. (,f water like Lake Superior, or the lawn tennis skating-rink, helpless ami alone, with the Ice breaking all around you, and you slowly sinking. You finally awake, burnt, blistered, aud baked. The dot tor c ills, llti'is your tempera ture about eighty degrees at thf north side of the bouse and your puUc normal, not needing a pace-maker, lie pMiiioutue toil hotter, convalesc ing Orders beef tea. chicken soup, giuci ami to;. st as a diet. You t.ikf the Lig rotkiiigchalr exhausted, tltetl. distouiaged an I ugly; you foci likel.cklng your wife, kicking the di.k'. and breaking up the furniture. b.it you won't do anything I ut sit there, day after day, weak, helplesf and tind. The. Music ol Chinese Mpserh. 'Ibere is in China not only an itifi tl'.ati list o. in :i ill betweetl Iiliuic lillil pnetii-al Sieeeb, but alibelweeti tntisie iitnl speech generally. The ( liino e being u uioiifiylUhie language, it de iieiuls to a gieut extent ujKin itiusieal ititona' inn to convey uioiining. If you listen to the wuiversalioii of jour Chinesti luutidrve tl at their otdi' ih. ttltati', Ma v w miu will discover b is almost aa 'isn (,iftra. -ago ings anoiuiiig to intonu..ou. meso iiilonatioas, aa lr. S. Wells W.'lliam forcibly uritm, liuio "nothinp: to do either with aci-fiitsor einfiliHsis." Tbey ate iliHtitietlv ii.iihii-iil, utnl it ia iiiueh tu be regreltml that lr. Williams was Uliiible, fur ib l.iiiv n ant of the muaii'lll tiilont, to study them from a musics! I oint of view, as it ia ull but impossible lo convey u clour n:ulTMt nuiiu.fr of their n Kill if bv ili-sci iptioii. Theie seem tu be many variations, but p'etienillv llmie me four of tlmao ititotin'iiiiis, or nhinij, hiiined and de Imic.I as follow: i. ii mi fltiwj, or "even tone"; 2. h Unity Hhiny, or "ris itig tol.c" ; .'1, AYk xtitrni, or deeliuing; tune" : utid 4. juU shiny, or "outering tone." - Ctnturn. Itoyul Ituik wheats. I.r p-iii-ratioiiN it Ims been Hie etis tolu tu mix the 1. alter for luiekw bent cukes with v list or iiiptyiiip's, iftniu- i lip.' II pui'tiuti of the butter left over from one ii.uriiiiip' to rtiixe the fiikes Iui' lln- IwKow itio dny. il sept luo Miu in, or not used promptly, this batter becolin s execs lively sour utnl obje etiolmlile. Iliick wheut I'iki-B rniM'.l by this iiii-iiiis are inure otteii pour or liuivy tluiti light iiipI sweet. If eaten iluily lliey dis litss tin.- stouuieh uudemisu skin irtip tiohe utnl itching. 1 1. st fii.il of the old-fiislliolieil way vie linvo been milking biiekwhiiit ciil.ts this w i ii It r w itli Jiuyul HukiiiK I'ow 1 r, iniMii(.' the luilti r frthb daily, mid Iitnl the result wiiinh rftilly siitihlnc tuiy. 'I'hey ure uniformly lip.Lt mid ft. more piilatMblf mid wLoIikiiiu-, ti n J en n bo tutflifolitiliuoiihly without the elllitfht dipestive iiieoli veiiielice. lYhi.lt-h they are mixed mid biiki-d in n moment, teitiiiiiiK no time to rise, l'lillow iiig is the receipt used : 'I wo cups of puro btu'kwlifiit flour (Hut "jire pared" or mixed), uliu cup of w heat flour, two tublesjioolisof 1 loyal linking 1'owiler mid one-hulf tcio-pooli-lul uf suit, nil silled well toj;t tlier. Mix with milk into a thin batter uml bake lit oncf on ti hot griddle. Once prop j rly tested from Hum receipt, no other biifkwhtut will tlinl its way to your table. J loincht ie 'nuke ry. lilt Him lima. "Kow did niy isieni sfiiLo u-keil 11 wii er of tlio editor. vou "Very fo.eibly." "I'nieed; 1 uni (,'ratil!ed to lien- it." "Yes; I took thd liimiii.eii)t homo nilli me tu hsik it over, utp ui,v Jittlo hoy eliowud tome of the iiiiph up into pa) er studs. J don't think 1 was ever mora foicibly atriu k."--L'ostun 'Iran wriiit. rocnn axii !Ioahni(ksn. His Irrltatliin Mini b indilces t-iiliijiiliiK lliiineiliately lelteved by use nl "iiiuil'u' Xf J uiittu( 7iniin." hold uLly iu holes. Japuneae Teeib Ten der, Cranlne. A buvc Los inured lor Ureul. Ls;iy Uruir l'u I'l.iiiulclpliiii. I'a. ret chain s plla coi rect hail effects of over, eating, iteet-baui's-uoulbers. cent a a boa. Hatch's L'nlversal ninth Srrup. niott I rouift) ulraauiil aud efTcciuul. i'O ceuta. tsae All Alias! Is. A teaebtr aaked a Rirl how. many bona tbTt wtre in her body and Hit ollb ffirl nearly w alio wed her ebewirg ulu in uer ueew v sun wwi rw. -Wrong; thtrw art) only 207,' taid tbe teacher. Yet'm," waa tba triumphant response, "but 1 swallowed a fish-bone to day." Ph iwe'V Kford. A Heaaa flat ( Ibe Diairaliy. Any strain or betiding ot Ibe back for any length of time leaves it in a weakened ren dition. A mtaiui cut of the difficulty I al ways bandy aad cheap. Do as waa done by Mr. Herman Huliwaygal. Aberdeen, t. !., Who ayt that for aeveral years be suffered with a chronic Mitt Ii Iu the back, and wa given up by doctors. Two bottle of HI. Jacob Oil completely cured him. Also Mr. John Laoaa, Eluora. Ind . ssjsthst for sev eral years be suffered wllb pains Id thtlay'k, and tne bottle of HI. Jacob Oil cured bini. There are manifold instance ot how to do Ibe rigbt thing In the right way aud not lieak )tut back. Htati or Onto, fit v or Torino, I. i l ia ( 'nl'S-l T. I'iiiii J. cuastr ii.akt oath that be Is the senior partner id lie f.rinol T. .1. Cnrstv I n.. doiiiK bnauie tnttm I'ily id Toledo, fount v and Hlnte uforemid.and that anul Him will par the mm id u.NK IH'MiKFI I ,- l.AIW ior each nud every s f ( tnrrh that r iiin.it lie cured by tbe iim- ! II all's i A r ah nil I I as. Khask .1. Ciiisrr. nrnt teforetnc ami suli-srili'il In my l-re-eiice. tblf Oln dny t f I ie.-..nli-r. A. D. IsMI. ' A. W. ill.IAaos. .Y..f,e Vuh ,r. Hiili'at'atarrb Cure iataken nternnliy am! a is tliri-ctlvontliebliH ilBi.il liiiico'is aui taiea of tbe !eiu. !eiirt for Ii-' nu mie. int. r. .1. nasi v .V i o,, itue.iu. 7".So'.d by lirugieta, Vm. lua Una. Wheal I loin Tne Aiir. Th'a reniiiia:..lc yiii.l was leporled ! I rank ' In- v. XLiiiicmiIm. on I w n m re1 of im -il Spring Wheat. In-ak n,i i I tlu wl.eut. hia new soli ts!ie I li i aki. It tli.- i-imteat ruppiiiK aproiii wliut in the . til. I aimer ili i tr.ril It the pt s-.'ii ni l.rl.tte s rtit) Ave to tine li'indred b;iliels ran In. ninnu fiom "tic acre, mid lire u'ouif t net iei.i f,il IKi. At sin li iell w iim.; .. at 'i. a li.isiivl. Salrl -is I In- I. ii .-.'.I gi ntrr of rj;r. Iitlile anil farui ave! in I lit- ni.l. Ii vol" Wil l i ci IM- i i i IM. sea u 1 1 e, ,t, ,i- postave to lli- .liilci .. ,..!: .-e.l I'n , I. a t 'r.i-s--, W.a. , y " I ill eel ft ee I In o inniiiiiiot li i :lainK'ie ai.n a l-a a;c aliitn spiini: wheat. A GOOD QUALITIES I'.sieimsei I'V lloi i " S tr.aliai llln are alllios: la'V.niil llie it mil. rtesi ol ail. It piiribfs Ihe lil'sal. thus -In-lillllu-iilii : the iirre. It nvu lutes the tlyn-l ivt- iiiyis'is. imisoi-ito-a llie kiilm i and liver, times and bund- u.i Hie entire --tcui. urea M-riitu'.it. i-p"l'i. I kIiiiiIi, Klieiiniutl-ii.. ":ll Klieiiin. eli . Ajn. ... ... H". J. iltiUer Kidney Troubles An I severe pHlna In my Lai rea-illed from a cold iiintraced in tin mu I luriinl muv leinHiiary relief fr.,m me licint- After he lirip i waa physically run no i u. II I s Ski - t ipuriiU buxiiiiiie miiiili rs (or inc. I consider Hood'ssv Cures IIimmI's Siirsananllu iiIom eiit hlesiiii ritli-riiiK " Wat .1. I- si. ii. N I 'em In nk to the . Ma-H. lluoifa 1'illa ' no nli I i-i k tluas Jki.bUHe, lull il'.IKil. i iilmt ij-iit in, iot f,:..s ;i sikij- i i. ui . . , , , i , I ' I 1. ir 1 . i r Ifii- iim ii. s i t.u. N..i! i" uiiti i i,. r luii. pi il i ii li.c i "llMin. 1 . t -v n, it. ii li il. I j,. i- no a il mi. f . Set lo. : i .i,.i r .,r t-,;i ilrvi r.piiiiii ot i.i t toinplrte I' r I..1I11 -1 ;n,ll pru. tl, It. I, . r ..'i .i I... ."- 'V. In siriilrd i .o.i.'.tj'Ltf 2!?,fv-'Tr---s, r,M"i'' i"- -?s-...l-- "i'." 1!' r he mail. I'ti'ike In e. V-n '-. u (; t Lit lt l .tjuinail ktultrti hu p ,t Ii m.r shutk. I .WtXT. i I (ririikiWinBt. r.Trv-.-r1o'f f?- tin usiryiu 'a K"i i-lrilly for rartr.ers. Mlm rs, I!, li. H mdn nnd others. n,iti!.. soli, ext-ndlm.-,lo. o t . bed. KXIICA U K IIIMI AII.1IY. I tiu'is,,,,. Is of sit 'il . 'oainy tins a . "ll l-l. I tllv 1 1 1 r. .1 1 l.!:il ' .'ii'. ?4'1 'T.' V f . '.'""a.'O I 'isiil. , 'Myr'P u." m, Vl'L.".' " Forbid a Fcol a Thing and that lie will do." Oen't Use MP KK0WU;i;r,E Ilrinps comfort nnd im tuvement and tends to pirsonnl iiiiyment when rightly used. The unity, rbo live I let ter ti.im other nnd cnj y life inorv', with ls ix iiililurn, ly more promptly udnptink' the world's l't pn'dtieU to the l.eiihi of iilivt'iii.l I" Oi-'. will attest the vuluo to health I '!' pur.- Iijnil IttXii'.ixe rineiple- ni.br.uid iu tho reim ily, ht nip of I h Its iin ih lice is ili-i in il l i'reenlinR in llie form nioet nii l.ible iitnl iile.i knl to the taste, the n In I nig and tioly br tu ticit'l preperliis l a s-rh.vt lax ative : fit iniilly eli 1 1 mi r th lystcin, di-.pi ilil'g l olilr ..' In I i';.' In I lllld ieVrtu lil .1 pel iniilii till V ft tiii ci'istiiatlui. h I nit : -IVi tl f.ikt if :i 'n II tu millioiniiliil v.ith the nipto;i i f the nn ilieul miu. In t an-e i! I'll I'll the h id , l.ivi-r ami IV"' I '' ilho.il w .'k- pride-hey-, l' I HI' tlu'lii anil it l ' 1 1 t ft I v life IO'U IM ry oh Yet ii-nal le t yt up i f Kij-'s is '. f i' ! in ''it!' iiiiiI !r 1 I ' n'ii' ,'n i! by the i t 'o. t n!y, wlii ! uat" ' in l;:u'i', nbo It"' i Iim) is inp well iiili ati.tp; M.y Mihidiiu'. r: : ii tatif e. ..I.- bv . ! ' liiip;- iii.ui fsyilip 1 1, i . i.i .1. t i v iy n.' l i.ii "t 1 ...i .'.ill t n i livt it i l!i rid. )4 efts A ba. Irtalcst ol Family Oaiuea Progressive America Thensnat enlertiininy. "J i- i jiiic ui the feiiliirv. II li. In . Aniriuan t(i'r.i'hv. Is lo viuiii; -noi ci't ii t-i; as li'iM. I .m I" pl.ivr.l liv ,fi hn it i'.ivn. Sfil t v n iirt-r ii.l.L.l litlrt-u - 1 1 ut t.in.;ti. r. ..i. . l'wt as 1 i f iv.- J 1 X'.'l.iUv I Jl i luo f 1 at seS afw jl rss. 'Sa WORLD'S FAIR AWARDS y Tuun limit c i..m4r tS..V. w.iu i:iu niLusi.- nti.l eiie till li'il' i t 'i- Keaie J Ntrenslh -i'"1 liisr"'" ' ' ' ' .4. ..Ml ! 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