i
i
a CIckr-ITMOxl Toobf Kmtu
Mmma Johnnie, why don't you
try and have as olca table manners
M Harry Jones? Johnnie Well, be
cause I'm at home and bo's a-vlaltlng.
nrd Tlaass.
Polltlcinni any delate and CongroM ma)
ltrUlnt, but tbora la one element ol dlstn-M
: which make the timet very barJ IndooJ, and
' that If a cold winter and physical suffering.
Tain and ache are not set down in any
tariff list, and there la one reformer, 8t
Jacobs Oil, that does not delay a prompt
cure ol euch evils.
Cotton Consumption.
Great Hrltaln consumes one-third
if the world's crop of cotton.
The Meal riraannt Way
Of preventing the grip,-, cold, beiwlncheennd
term It to use the liquid laxutive remedy,
Eyrup of Klir. whenever the system need a
gentle, yet effet live cleHtisliiK. To be benefited
one must Ret the true remedy nmniifm tiircd
by the Cultfonilii Fi Hyrnp Co. only. Kor mi"
by oil druitvlsts in &c. and f I Is'tllcs.
China bad suspension bridges 11. C.
Peafaesa ('not be CereJ
br local nii;.li otl.iti'. tv ihey en-mot ro.vl the
ItVauwd lir: Inn f t lie ear. "I here In only one
way tniure. lMiftn'S. H'ld thnt ii by -iiiit !tii.
Imnal rnmmllex. Heame.a t rntieil l.yn iln
amed c.indiilon uf l"e iiiiiukm llnlti f the
K.ualwhlan Tn' . Wbiu this tul.e net in
tamed ymi have 11 rum'ilin Mitnid r linper-i-t
l.. ariL'. and when it is entirely l iM'd
UeaffieHilB th" ri-ult, anil iinic the liitlnni
mat tmi cm h tik-ii nut. ami thin tube r
Unre.l to its normal condition, he.iriiitf will 1
ieHtroved forever; nine ciisi s nut ti n am
naiwftir catarrh, which is imthiii hnt nil iu
llmnid rendition of the iuuciic. surfiu .
We will five I lie- lltiii'lre I 1 .1 lxr-4 for nnv
raxeof l -afties (ruu-ed bv ratiirrhl Hint can
not lie url by II ill'nt'ntiirrh Cure. Send fer
t.rcolans True. . , n
V. J. f itr.Nvr Co.. Toiiuo, O.
tViSoldby I'ruKulsta. 7V.
Colozne has o 111" year obi roe tree.
Fon Corona a "n TmifUT ninnnr.n o
llKnwM' Biiosrm i. Tuoi-hb. " llavn never
rlmnifeil niv mind renrtin them, exrent 1
think Iwtternf that wlilcS 1 bn by think,
ins well of." lift. 1tnry Urtni linc'ur. bunl
only iu Ixjim.
l.'ulifiiriiiii Iihs im Turkish furtner.
Hatch's I'nlveraal Cnuuh Vyrup i a I'neitlvc
cine lor I'ronp. cents at diUk'nists.
MorntnK Pi rham'e J'llls wl'ha drink nt
water. Leecliaui's no others, ili cents a bus.
Ifaffllrted with soreeyesusn Ir. lvn Tnnttjp
ton's t ya-water. linwunbisetl atiw perhnttle
111 OrU ncta. L. Allen
t . e.n, M.cli.
I m
w a a J
tn ilil ril'11 int. to sulfiT all but '! :.: ti.
Kik'lit wi-eka I live i on bramly and Isi f tea
Tim diH tiir Kitld he h td not a ray of ho. f .i
tuy recovery. 1 rallied and cinnnieni eii lukii.t
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and from the tlr-t felt belter. 1 cont iMi"d ir.il
tm now able to assist my mother in her l,'.u,c.
work. I owe my life to Hind s Snr.iiiai i'la."
Ohtkm 1A K. Ai.i.ks. HOOD'S CURES,
tloud'a I'illa "'lire iinu. a. viek te a lu'lir, nidi-
g.'-tiu i, UllloUHiiiHA. Si,M IV ull 0rulU.
V N U 2 '04
Regis l;l)!r.uc is a Trench Cana
dian tore keeper at Notre Dame de
StanbridKC, Quebec, Can., who was
cured of a severe attack of Congest
ion of the Lungs by Iioschee's Ger
man Syrup. He has sold many a
bottle of German Syrup on his per
sonal recommendation. If you drop
him a lino he'll give you the full
facts of the case direct, as he did us,
and that Boschee's German Syrup
brought him through nicely. It
always will. It is a good medicine
and thorough ia its work. oi
f4-fim About twentv-flve years
V 1 LCJl H" 1 a ttltlicteil with a
iiMUHf willed tliHiliM tors
O." proiiounoeil SCROfUlA I
JLsJ a treausl bv everal
pli.vlcUusanilsH-eiuliHts
X-v- wtlln.ut U'liiK Is-neliteil;
1 (JcllS ' UWxK """'y bliHid
reiiiedWs. wlthnut relief.
was reciiiuiiiHinleil. uml nft-r
takunr six botilen I uin now well
111V skill Ift iMTfeetlv il.u.r t.i,.l I
would not Isj iii in y former condition lor two
thousaml Unlliirs. i
Mtta. Y. T JU'CK. LlirM
by
Sn1 fr Trwiiw niAnJ
Skia ltsftbc. mtitfit lre.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Q Q Q
Atlanta, OA. Ji ' .
Treated free.
I1I..I, I I KXU
Uailh t-UbU
K.a-dl. Ho
curril many tlioa-
aM rtr
asunctd homt-. T'nm (Utld syisplont taiwlly tii .t
tmA in 'e Jval l.l Iwo-lhieU f all .Tmiil.snfc arc i-nnnf.l
ariAK nf U.llnena -I rneai 1.1 -ut cue- trnl FRfC
HARD
'I" Mm ft the lraciit llHI'il
Tinifs uii lurmrrk e
MlllMUt fin ilirisl lnriiNH
TIME
C Uii it frVrtHiKfr-t nl tns f.U
i,rlc
FERTILIZERS
Krrtll.vrri fi r crrn, rot
tu itiifi ih'nmuu lit 01 :..VU.
Mr ail lira liH-emli-roi .u.ix at 4.
aa.iuir aluui lerl I'ri III Wri- fur lelwive,
hrul. riitl a A null UI ft 1 .1 umw
rt riihifr lor itu .li
W . c 1'i.wrll k (. Fwlllltsr M(r Hkiiiim.t . mi .
aTrrE WAIiL PAPER MERCHANT
VMITl! BELLa TIIE BESTf
0 11 1 I II THE CHEAPEST
WALL PAPER
(jaMval larsjn. ajaaj fs Ciela Paara So.,
rr. mm 1 Mo. jad &c. fee aaaunUa,
(1 VTvsaairMi. rt(Aark. tm.
"German
Syfud"
CJ A
MPS
TICKJUGS OF THE TELEGRAPH
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.
What la Transpiring the World Perj
Important Events Briefly Told.
feudal. I.ahor aa larfastHV.
The Dsvies and Thomas Sprlngdsle foun
dry and machine works at Catasauqua, l'a..
will start on full time. Tbey have accepted
work with no profit in view, merely to keep
their men employed.
The Bethlehem, l'a. Irot Company's
tteel works returned operations. Both
mills have resumed, giving employment to
1, 1K) workmen. A redaction of wages
from 3 to 3 ) per cent but been made.
The Cleveland street railway company
announce a cut of from 10 to 20 per cent.
In the salaries of officers and wages of shop
men receiving more than l.f0 per day.
The wnt;es of men operating can will not i
be uffecteil by the cut. The reason given is
n fnllitiK off in recti pt son nil lines of j
tnj per month.
A Orzen of the 1 1(? factories in Hrlde
pnrt. Conn., are shut imwn. Nearly nil tho
others arc t i rn i ri j on half litue and with
largely reduced Inn es i,f emplnyes. A
roiiK'i tu!ciii:i'.tu!i wuiil'l ti. the nutiibi" o!
persons ijepetnlant iltuli nllicial ptilil c
charity at nbo it ."'ii, but the persons vh.
are assisted by the ovcrm er of the pour dc
tint by any means represent the to
tal number if destitute persons In the
.ity.
The Kiverside, llelinont and La Helie
iron and tecl tnilis at Wheeling, V. Va.,
have reutued work. Over -',).) men arc
implnyed.
The lar:e pl.itit of J. and J. Iohon. near
1'hlladelpliia has started up xivinit employ
nieiit to I.s 1 1 bands. A reduction in waves
nveravni? from l't to ill per rent, is made. I
The pl .tit im been close. I for about sii
weeks.
Tl.e creat 1 :' iti aw Works at Tbcodv
l'hildeiphi:l. after two months of idleness
Mur'ed up on full time and f ull l irided
About J. nij'i employes were iriven worn.
U n li I ti y 1 n i,m.
The table howinif collectiniis from the
tax on beer for the lin.-al year l -u.' S.i.'!
made public. '1 hi-total iinin'.int coll. (!. :
i n 1 ter duritns the year was IHl.WJ.M I,
The nold bal ini c .Mondiiv iiad dei iined tu
To. I I. Ml a loss since Tuesday of ?"i.7:! .
1 Tliere are nii.lioiis of dollars of held
up rlaims wliic't w ill sunn buvc to be met.
If all the payments are made which oubl
tw be. made the rol l reserve will decline
Vcfore the enii of tl.e month to ubuul f "iu,
tiJ0.no).
tin account of the continued lilibusterin !
of the llepnii'.ic.ins and kicking leuiocrat
the leaders of the bouse of representative!
bave bten compelled to issue warrants lot
:he arrest of all ubseiitvcs from the nvs:on
to In sure a quorum.
The state dep:irtmnt otllcials ar agitated
over the Iu teht news brought from Hawaii,
that Minister Willis has told '.he provisional
government t ) abdicate in favor of the '
:nl nee jii oi. t..
t'orwln, which curried tlie stub; dispatches
tay there is serious trouble in Honolulu.
The Senate Judiciary Committee acted
unf-ivoralily on the Hornblowtr nomina
tion anil by a majority repoit it willrecom
: mend that be be nut eon Tinned.
I Ires
A f.ro destroyed tho luke shop of I'aul
Wt-ssels at i'eek-kill, X. Y. Two baker-,
Charles Curry und Henry 1'cnshorn, were
I .irne 1 to death and James Iieiemiiter ivu
injure 1 by fulling ofl h roof. Loss I'l.iKU
Tho Albany, X. Y.. theater, a lour story
building, was destroyed uud tho ( ity tin
nlarm otlice luljoinlnj; was considerably
damaged by lire. Loss tlji.OW; insurunoe
At Willow Sprint.'". Mo., ten buildinj;
were destroyed by lire, Loss t vj.ujn.
Ill-nslf rs Arritlenta unit I'ntulltles
Atilud-on, X. Y., Knos Weist, nped 1'.
mid Alvuli I'am, ned H, were drowned iu
the Hudson river while skulint;.
Plnnnrlnl mill Coniinerclnl, 1
The I. I.athrop Company publishers in
lloston. made an u-ignuieiit. l.iubiliiicj,
f-'Ujoo; assets uuknonn. 1
lllarrllaneiina. 1
United h'tutes Senator William Lindsay !
was renominated by occlamatio.i by the j
joint lieiuocraticexeuutive caucus HtKrank
fort, Ky. I
BEYOND OUR BOBDEK9.
From (iermuny and Knuland severe
i weuther is reported. Much snow baa (alien.
Htornis have done much dimma to tin'
Jlultic ports.
In an anti-tux riot at Marino, Italy, eight
rioters were killed by troops. At t. Culb
arltitt 10 rioters were killed.
f 'upt. I.endy and Soreanl Lislon, of tic
I'ritishuriny. with IV) men of the Ve8t
India regiment have been rilled at Wemiu
ji the interior, by Krench troops, w ho mis
ook the llnv'lisliineu for hostile nutivei.
France will beitlu this year with tbecon
itruction of 'il warships of ail classes.
The heavy windstorm in Europe still
.'ontinues. .Since Hsl nothing like it lias
tetu experienced.
wMHaaavjaaMan
The Money of the World.
The treasury denurtnient at Washington,
presents a table showing the monetary sys
tems and approxlmatebtocks of luouev in
the principal countries. France, with a
population of IW.H'Jo.ikki. has the highest per
cat ita cireitlutioii. f id HI. Since this state
inent was tubulated the Vtr capita, clrcul i"
lation of the United H'utes has decreaie t
from f:!tl.0'. ti 23.S.V The table puts tbe
stock of gold money at t3,001,UUO.trUl, silver
fi mi loo.noo, and uncoveieU paper money
i2,7UO,(WO,0O
Ood glvea a vtm many people only i
talent liecause lie wants them for plain, uo -nu
n work. Hut whatever our talent) nmy i
tl.ey aro )ut what Uod baa triveu u, I t
thuv are Just the tulents we ueed for the a '
eiiil work which liod has amdgned to us. t .1
If we use our gift and till our plane, b j
ever bumble uud lowly, we tdiall be no I.
Who will suy that tbe lowly, modeet dulsy at
not as uoble in Us wn plassa and sphere, as
tbe tall proud oak? Nobleness eouaivu In
being what Ood meant us to be, and dolus
wuat He gives us w do. (J. h. UUlar.
PROMINENT PEOPLE.
Iisat GioRot Is on a lecture tonr.
taturoR David B. Hill Is fifty years old.
dti King ot Italy eats only onemo.il a day
tasAToa Vooaant la an Ohio man, aged
I ty-siz years.
)ttr.n Victoria has a military guard ol
y y men and three officer.
TataTKES) nephews and nieces of the late
' neral Lilly, who was unmarried, wltlhavt
t ' 2,000,000 estate divided among them.
T Is said of Judiro Francis Marion Cox, of
con County. Missouri, who died recently,
I X he cared tor aud educated eighteen
: (. ihans.
0H! Hat. of Derby, Knirland. Is thonijht
I te the oldest living Odd Fellow. Ho is
, i irly ninety-one years old and was Initiated
I the order in IHli.
Isakd Dras; F.nxrst of Hii Is to marry
ncese Victoria, eldest daughter of the
i
i He or tillnburgh, in April, lloth ar
i ndchildreu ol Viueeu Victoria and first
i tins.
'icrontA Krnor.t.rnr.R, who started the
i 1-slavery movement which led to the en
f nchlsement of the Africans tn the French
onlcs, has just died Iu 1'aris, aged eighty-
i ht years.
liAwarxcr Onojct.rjtn, nf Washington, the
' 'iallst writer, is going to hturo in Kan
. lit thinks tlm Held is ripe tor tho or
; 'ilnuiou of anew polltb'ul p irty, thuuoruer
t no of wliieh will be Socialism.
''nr. class of 1S27 in tho Yaln Mdleal
iool has be.'o'iie extinet bv thu dent u of
' Henry llronson. Ir. Willia n WooilrulT,
a of lMjrt, and lr. Nelson Isli-un, class of
, are tho oldest living gru luatcs of tho
- ool.
Iihs At.tcc Fl.FTrnKn. the ethnologist, ri
veil it n day from the tlnvernment as a
- -elal agent of tho Indian bureau whlln
i. kiugthe ullotmeiit of lauds for Indian
t ne. This Is tho liighea salary I'u 'lo 8(HU
1 ever paid any of his daughters.
lr.MiciiAt, .loss M. IlFit5Mr.z, who r
f led recently In New York, but who Is a
I volutiouist. a patriot and a candidati) for
t e rresideney of Vein'.uebi. has been prom
i ent Iu half a iIo. mi riivolutions. Hn bin
f en tho insbln of mop) prisons than any
. herdlHtlli'uislied linn In South Amerie'i.
I'sitko States SrNAToK-ri.r.cT Thomas I.
'aiitis, of Virginia, never smoked or drank
1 itoxlenting Ibpiors, lln Is fi.rty-six years
Id. short, thlcK sot. nnd doesn't look uulik
Thomas It. Iteml. Ho Is an able lawyer, an I
it In the employ of tlm legal I in rt i if n t ot
he Chesupeak.i nti l Ohbj lViilroa l Co:u
j ia n v.
Within the largo homo in Washington o-.
tiplnil hy Areliblsliop SutolU there Is not a
'woman ti l) seen. AH the servants arc
Ii. en. speaking It ilmn, an 1 only his inter
prefer talks Jlngli-li. S.itolll has but ono
fa ), and tliat is a fondness (or birds. In nl
most every room of the homo there is a
engo of birds, and the wiiolo residence
tei.-iu.sllko a limn :'i iiviary.
' THE LABOR WORLD.
Ft. T.m is has Imii.ikhi bile,
'! rf' unions will form State r i !y.
VI n fnAMTsc o C'linese hae a union.
1 1 ' KM'ii i has cr-nte I work for Owi .
a:,oii::iis tret blue! v eeiits a day in
Lor.-
d"
! Mir.IlATtOS I
I.ai: m oet!ir-T k"' tvl').t
Itll.
liir Ainerie.i'i !! liiwav L'nl in
llii' ill', 0b J
nu :u tier-.
I'.htoh McitiN-.srt' L'nt n has abolished
the color line.
7 10.111 iNn (W Va.1 n',nsworks will eslab-b-41
a o-uperat'vi" union.
roii.AOKi.i iii.i briek In vers have deelinndto
I ir. tho lnterinitluieil L'ulon.
. .r.iloTti!' 1 ffr'V illif iiai's.'-'.-- Ti'.V v
eani.e a eo-operutlvu eompany.
Five hundred men are to b employel oil
a uew co il II11 1 nt licit, Montana.
Ii:nvku (Col. 1 union plumbers ar lined
fi for smoking non-union clears.
Homksti aii i renn.ii.'la'y.worii.'-' boy? struel;
onalnst a cut to forty-live cents a day.
Two carloaiU rf men lo.ikim; for work :ir
rived at Coluiubus, Te. is, mi one .lay re
cently. Ili htonu'-s insii-t that eitizeii-. only shall
bo employed iu tho creellon uf til" publio
library.
Tup waires of tho laborers In th' Home
stead d'enn.) Steel Works are to be reduced
ten per cent.
Washington (in 1. 1 rauro i.i sno; iinnn
pet from tun to thirteen eenls an hour. They
work liino hours dally.
Ciiii.H in 1'ittsbiiri; bolt an 1 nut f.i 'torie
cho lormerly were paid till u wj I; uoy ;et
(4 and & (or the same labor,
j liAMiriiv (Conn.') emin -ils havn pur-
elms.il elu-liteeii neres of timber lands and
1 the Mrikinn but worker will bu givuu work
I on tlie laud.
Mmir. than sixty labor organizations had
rhristriias and New Year entertainments in
IHiKi-ll, but In lS'.l.M. on ae.-onnt of the hart
times no bimIi entertaliiuieuts weru hold.
A Tacosia (Wash.') mnn lost a suit for
f 10.0(10 dnmuifis niiinst the Ironmidder'
T'liloll. lie elr.illied tll.lt lie liti'l been out of
Work three vears because ho was not a mem
ber of the I'niou.
Thk New York Letter t'Trriern Asso-iation
lias issued an appeal for lift v cent subserip
tioiis from nil letter carriers to raise tho bud
needed to complete the payment for tho
tutue of S. tf. Cox. wliieh cost tlU.OUU.
IIOPINO 1'UR BETTER TRADE.
ButSoFar Thoro Jk NoSign of It. The
Cloud of Uncertainty Still Hovers
Over Business.
It. O. Hun it Co. 's "Weekly lleview of
Trade," New York says:
Tbe cloud of uncertainty Jots not lift as
yet. htront? confidence is expressed in
nearly all markets that trade must improve
with the new yeur, but it is yet too early to
expect important changes if they ore really
on the way. In the main the conditions
continue unaltered. The proposal of an
Income tax is not calculated to inspire con
fidence, nor does it encourjije hope that
uncertainty about revenue laws will be
speedily terminated.
Money from the Interior riill floods this
market, commercial inactivity causing the
aiuouut of idlu funds to rwell beyond all
precedent and rates are to low that specula
tion might be dangerously stimulated il a
feeling of hopefulness prevailed.
' Thus it muv be fortunate that diminished
earnings repress ardo' in stock speculation
and heavy supplies in sight deter specula
tion in product.
The disbursements of f iWi.ocnhere and
f !i7.(ud.noo in ll.n'oii and l'lttsbnrith for.
January interest and d. idends.hus produc
ed nothing like ihu iimiul demand for
securities, though afier seve al days of
excessive selling the slock market rose an
average of I a share.
Actual sales huve Imch re orted by 1,117
bouses or couipmiles, aggregating 3. -'!.-GJtithls
vear iga nst flinMiti'.i. Iu3 in the
same mouths it at year, a decrease of i!7.'J
tr ctnf. . . , ,,
The final classil.ed returns of failures for
1893 a re not yet coin pljle, but the reports re
ceived for ti e latter part of December have
swelled the avgrrgate for comitsrclal lia
bilities to 1338 31M,4ol. of which ltj"7,fVn,lis4
are of manufacturing failures, tl23.71U.UtlO
uf trading failures and f .ii30.610 of other
toiicerns. Complete returns will be given,
H la hoped, next week. For the past week
the failures have been Ml in the Uuited
pute against 231 last year, and 41 ia
CauAda, ajralust 17 last ye
HUMOR OF THE-WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Many Odd, Carious, and Laughable I'haarS
of Human Nature Graphically 1'ortrnyed
by llmlurnt Word Artists of Our Own Day
-A lluilRct oi Fun.
Hprlnkles of fiplee.
Am. pors(m old enough to tvar
nruiH sluiuld be vaccitiutcil. Plea-
JUMP.
The man who U "drivrn to tlrink"
iistiully lia to walk lack. Yoiikt rs
Mati'smao.
Some pt'tijilo stio 'co l In tnklntr tlnn
1 the forelock, hut they cannot hold
hi in. (ialvet-ton News.
No. Mavh. dear, a'l tiict Inv'4 tf
the lumbermen tue not hoard meet-
Itur. I'hilailelphla IUcord.
WloutNs seiys that "poppiti.' the
nui'stlnii" is a miest Innaii.c jiroi'eed
ln. l;i;i4;hamto:i Hepiililie in.
No man whs ever so much In l"ve
that he found himself utialili- to sleep
Sunday morning. F.luura i!.vi't'e,
Yc' can't tell wh it a man will do
iu a h'Te trade hy the iimoiibi of
tiniso II
lil.lhi'i III CillU'cli.
..Itll S
Horn.
. I'M. IKK tlm tiliitoibpln'r's, lln
I ilark riKitii In cu'i'-t in.' is maiiily us m!
I fur (levt 1 ij i iilt ii::;iiii,itius.- ri,il:i
dclpliia Tiiih's.
I Tin: t ly-jiist'il vlciltu minos enr p a
: year. tnt Hi" ctatiU wlio wants tn
i hli'int Niaoara l-'ull l pfrciinial.
: 'asliitijM(iti Star.
! Wiikn a jirctty itl prefers a pu.'
j lncj to a y hi tik' man fur im escort,
; wlm is the )' mi. anysvay'.' - Ovo
, land l'lain 1 'e.ilcr.
Tin: tnp-li avy -x t, I n-r t tn- nf 1:-
llies' I'lnaks biases slin '.llili-r-ll.lt ill-'
iiivnltititaty ) tin- piil'li'' walks.
Huston Trativnpt.
i Mm. I'aki.au-"I liear ymi Ivc
' iinicli fur chin it ' Mr-. Tiiintii'ii -
"I siippiiso so. My liin'd K'l'l lid-- lots
uf relatives." Kxi'lianp".
Ili: "V1kti' iirnnraiii'i' Is 1 diss 'tis
fully t'l l i' Wise." Hie (cii ioiislVl
"My. in v: Iniw Mii:cinely Mis-f.il n i
oilolit tn li '."-- Kxi'liaiiyi'.
".I aw i.I'.y was. -it t In - c nli In t tiiclit.-'
SVas U,--f lnl In- t a I Is - - "Yes."
"What. .'il.Mif.-' "Alm'.it. half ttio
; iiic;lit." -- llaiper's Laar. j
SNiiiiK 1 always; lu'lieve in ci'.linu' j
a spaile a spadr. Cn'ii- Sn 1 1: ex- I
t'ept wlbti 1 am tryini.' to fake ;
tlirmi'h a c'.nli l!us!i. l'u ',. I
.Icim.k "";m't ymi and ymir l:i:-
1 1 a rul live hiippiiy tnt'id lii-t without
tU'lit in;.'!" Mrs. Muieahy -"No. Jit
jtiitb i: n it Juipiiily " lodoklvn I.il'c.
i Tua vki.kh Now, wha: oiiirh' I
little li ivs to sav when a eiitleman i
L'lves them a ih ikiv for cairyin' his
liti-y Small hoy 'Tain't 'iitJii'li. "
i-l'Vyi'il'ts.- - -
' A comi'I.aint of a 4 ycar-o'id: "Dh, (
! aunty! ju-t went t'i touch a little ;
chieky. uml the .1 1 hen growled at !
; me, and hit me with In r nose!" l! is-
ton C'oittier.
l'r.i d k-si ii; How are the hivaives
1 divided? Mudeiit -They ain't divid- (
ell at all. Ymi swallow 'etu whole
w it h a lit I le lemon juii e and pepper
sauce. Kxchatik'o.
. Oi'tii How am I to know that
I this hicycle Is a model ol 'n;.- ln aler
I Mv dear sir. if il wete imi a 'I'.'l we
should not dare charge s i much inure
j than It Is worth. (ioo I News.
I Ni:w-V(iitM- K "Vnii don't S"c any i
cjr:isi in our streets, anyway." Mie
i rim 1 'h i I ai lei ii i a i "No o. Must!
! he the climate. The soil Is cerla nly
i rich cumuli." Brooklyn Life. ,
Hi-: "Jio ymi think 1 could ir't u
pissdn ymir lather's road?" Hie -:
: "No: they don't pass an.vthln-.' hut
1 .i i ..i.i t i.i ....i i .... i. . . i
I n i , niiiii(is I'll iii.s jir.iii. i 1 1: ii j.i j
i him say so." Llle's Calendar.
"Tins looks like a jfood faruiitu
i country." said u traveler in North
luKoia to a tiative. "tiiai tin you i
1 riil.se mostly?" "The limit." replied
the latter, hriullv. L'xchatue.
Tiir. personal estate of tin; late Ir.
, John 11. S. Foj.', of liostou, includes
j autographs vaiu-d ut $J1.iiui. His
' heirs will appreciate how inuch tiu-re
; is in a name. I hilu leljihiii Ledger.
j (Jim U S A M A KIT A N "I luli't VOU k HOW
lietter tiian to drive that poor lioix?
I up hill so la-t?" D'l'onnor "I ti
hill. Is it? t'h, l.c-irnrr.-ih: the n.'u's
Id i ml and he can't set- it!" Life's
Calendar.
Mus. Comkiiomk "Voti say vou're
! a tfnod was! i r ami ironer; how do
I ir.li t-ll ulieV) the irotiu nr.. f.ir, lo.fV'
Servant '' iklnir for n place) "How?
Hy me lint' the burtuiit' linen, mum,
of course."
Im.'kino the shy,"' of I'ailsa Fiefi' li
lady, driven hy hunt'er to eat her jict
do, exclaimed when she had lluished
her meal: "Tour l iilne! Iiow jdeased
she wo ild have het n t ) ttnaw lierown
hones." Lc raiiillon.
Tm: SAtit "Jn thoosliiif a wife,
yniru man, you must not look f or
beauty alone." The Voutli "Of
course not. It Is the other kind of a
fill that ono may expect to find
iiloae. "Indianapolis Journal.
-How isyo.ir new oil well dulriL'?"
"It's only a Ht'ht producer." "Vou
didn't expectanythint' else, did you?"
"Why not?" "1'lie ultimate oh'ect of
all till weIN 1 to produce llirlit."
I'lttshiirf Cliroulcle-Tcleyrapli.
McGiihii "1 tee they do bo talkin'
av liavlu' free letter del I very for th'
farmers. What tin you think av It?"
MrGabt. "I doi.'t know whether I
uru for it or ngln It. Do they have it
In Knt'land?" IiidiuaiitMjlU Journal.
Fatiif.u McNai.i.v (wltii rit'hteouH
IndiKtiation) --"Ft-r shuuio an je,
()'Uiury. Ye're half drunk." (J llleii
ry (ttpoloretleally) "Ol know it, yer
worship: hut lt' not mv fau't. oi've
lyheot tt'l Ue luonev Ol hud." p.u k.
Highest of all in Leavening Tower. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
MMd Baton!
N2X C-k 11 ir ft
ABSOLUTELY PURE
.
,' The official reports show Royal Rikinjj; lVnvner
superior to all others, yielding 160 cubic inches of
leavening gas jier ounce of powder, a strength
greatly in excess of every other powder tested.
I'H-t nrf-.l Itneka.
The famous pictured rocks on tnr
Kvtttisviile pike, about fuin mib-s
from M(irK'iiutowti. West Niritili,
have been a sieir f wonder ami
peculation for m rc than a century
attrai'ling lunch attetitluti atiioint th
learned iflen ,,f this country and
L'urope. The cliiT upon w hich' th"si
ilruwitius are immd is of , i.iiside.rah:c
rli.e. and wi'l.in ;i si, rt di.tam (
the hifhuay IlloXe llietltioiled. The
rock is v. iii'esan U;, tie which wears
lltlh' 'r n cxp ,siie t i the Weil'.li' f
and ' i ; : i ts .iniMitti stitfaee aie de.
Ilm,'i'' l be out'.ii.e- of annuals,
hints, ;c i.is, and IMi. eml raclnK'
th past er. deer, trnl alo, otter,
tic.tvi r, w.'.diiit, fox. wolf, rai'coot,,
ls -Mi'n, l.-.ir. ch;. cfnw. tu'rkcy,
fat' o eei. ;i: i. hi. sorts ut tlsh. larie
an ' s, .all t,,ies, cetera. In the
inld-t d t .ns sjietit menagerie Is the
:u.. -.et.t-ti outline ol a female form,
vorn noun iiumtii.
if you re n mill-rill; n
iniin, ileiiuitiil- CiHtor
riens-s riivorib- I le
sonptinn. I In re s im
other tinslicine like it.
for women's peculiar
ills. No Itllltt'T llolV
lii. ln ssin vour s icp
toin a. it rdievi's y mr
lu lu s mi l pains, in. I
if faithfully tisi-1 will
Irin u periininciit
r-.in- in evi'rv clitntiie
lAavoi
e.'il.nes or deniiv'i(- i
ment. In m' i li.-.l iisM.iuimatiun, :;t.d in t!i I
dlspllU'.-lliel w mull. ... 1
1 II i.f l.il rtti. O.
Illl. It. X . n net: li;ir Sir 1 cnii c!ni r- 1
fully recoti, j vour Miluuble iui-.li. me. Mi-
Favorite I'., ri'i.tioii." to sutlet ln Ii m.ili ,i. I
Throe yenl. i ;o , v health I eeiillie so pour I
tllllt I KHS ..'. ly Hble to llll. ltll tbe hole i .
tnild d.itiisi i i.-munded to try M.ur i
medic. ue. let i .iirebn-. .1 i hot-lei.. 'I'liiit. '
avlth He in' r' utiiK nt you ml-, im I, mu le ;
lie St l ! i V li I . .
My sin.n.1 oh. ,1 It .ii the fainilv v.V.U J.ko 1
S.-SU1I3.
iri j; set! Appetiie
is one ot 'lit- first uoil effects
felt l" iiiSi Dtt's Kmulsiun
;
'
oltod i.vu oil with 11 y lcjlns-
phites. r.u.xl appetite begets
cjood health.
Scott's Emulsion
is a t.it fo
own tunif.
on appetite
woiulct fill
I that provides il'
Instead of a tax up
ad (litest iuii it i
p to IjiiIIi.
Siis l'.;; vision .-!
rests nc rtiiss of
C 'usutMi( it. In m
chit is, S rof nl iU oit
other ion si i ii ifins
In' raising a linrrii r ol
healthy leh, stiei(rth
ami nc nr.
fn,:iril bv S. '! .1 lt..ain-, N V. Alulniyiti-'s.
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leant ifu! aril perfect, in pvrtv r.
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1 ii-3 of armiials are ittiit.it imis if the
fuoltiritits of e.b'h sort, the whole
i pad- occupied lielm: one hundred and
t.ffy feet loii' hy f rt y feet wide. To
what race the artist I. dunned, id
what his p'irioso whs in nukinc these
ruih' pMitraits, must iwr n-ma.ii a
nnstery: hut t .e w.dk wa- evidently
Julie aces .i;;ii.
Snutti DaUutVs V.'enltli
South Iak''ta h ,s .'ti.o,,i) farm..
'. .iii. e l .it rTO.OOo.bl'O mi v. liii'h ar.
l.ll-cd IT. I IIII.MMI l u-he'.s of Wheal
lt d J.'.oni'.oi'o of corn at d varin ;s
ther rereaN. 'I'ln- wil l r,.;c.cs j n-:.j
'l.edii.non tons of hav an I the woo,
lip eXcOOils .".OH ', on pmiteK Tlie
l!:ack Hill mines have ieidi-d J.'.l.;,
i iii, turn of puid ;m I silver.
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It Id Uie I'l'.t isjuairi rrrup.
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