THE MIDDLFJiURGII POST. T. D. 1IAP.TER, Ennom aro r'iu MIDItLKBL'lia, PA.. JULY 25, lM. The rattle industry of the United State represents the immense capital of fl."'UMH).(IO(. I'ndcr tiie sctptre of the Czar of I5us sit live thirty -eight dilfcrcnt nationalities, each speaking its own language, which in foreign to nil ollii rj. According to the I'ruirir Farmtr ''the Farmers' Alliance in actively at work in tiie Wct and South fighting obnoxious trusts iiik! other monopolies." TM.- X".... .1. It M .... , i i' .n ii fv hi i inn muics i r 111 l nice j ntnl religion prejudices are milk inf po litical conditions in Canada that appeal t tlirenteti the disruption or the Dominion." The Chilian Government has engaged many railway engineers frn this coun try for tin) building of it new roads some 'J.'ilO t ii i It-ji in length from cons Sties to the interior parts. A project m being considered for ndd in',' '.'.'iO.Oihi acres to the irrigated urea in Kuypt, the water being taken from a point v high ii on the Nile that tlx canals shall never run lrv. The Prince of Thurn ntnl Taxis hn taken place among the comparatively limited numlier of royal patentees. Thi ft) t -r ri ntr pot Mate has inventeil yet another methoil of making p:.ier. Miss V.. A. Southworth. who has bee made assistant mycologist at Washington, is saiil to he the lirt woman to reeriveun appointment I i a scientific post at Wash, ington. Hit speeinlty is fungoid growths UP AND DOWW, TTo'm op to-day on fortune' hill And free from every sorrow. But In tha wheel of good And 111 All may bo changed to-morrow We're up and down a time flies ! Jfow rtuv, now hnrd"!it lalxr 2io milH in.ilre ran safely frown Ur lift lowly neighbor. Riches takn whiRs the man of woaltU May meet with sudd'Mi liww, While lie whoso only store Is health May rido behind his horses. Then do not slight tho toiling poor, For labor ne'er disgraces, Ami though your fortune seems securo Some dny yen inayehango places. Coil help usall we'ro poor at best Dependnnt on each other Though crown-d with cn.se or sore dis tressed Weak moil Is tit ill man's brother. Then when on fortune's top we stand, No 111 our state attending. Let us extend a helping hand To thoso about descending. -Planet S. Uniilh, in Sew York Wttkly. THE LAST HOUR As u New York W'ortti correspondent, looking from the vantage ground of the i Idiimu.s of Panama itself, sums it uy . I that 20,0'itl livctnnd f'Jllll.noil.OIKt havt been thrown unity on the grand Dcl.es 'cps linc Jerusalem seems now to be si rapid" growing city . This is due to the glial number of .lews w ho are Hocking tht-rt yearly. They now number .'iO.OUit more than the Moslem ami Christian population combined. A shoemaker named John Ilynn, 01 Joliet, II!., has won the international prize, of ijalMl olTercd by n boot and shot journal of Huston for the best essay on boot ami slmcmnking in nil its branches, l'.vcry State in the I'nion contested fot the pric, tilso Camilla, Xc'.v P.runswiek, Mid Nova Scotia. In Hungary the whole system of rail ways is to be divided into fourteen ones, ntnl within any such .one nil the fares an tube eipial; the rait s may be guessed from the fact that the third-class fare it: the outer zone is four florins for limit than .101) kilometre- i. e., about si. f!7 for about o20 miles. 'i'ho redurtion ol the death rate Tn Kughmd nnd Wales from 'JD.ri to IS.S, which has hi ell effected hi-tvtccti ISM anil ls7 by the progress of sanitary :-cience, means a saving per annum of liS, 1 7.), tlin. This, it .'this, is the money wortL of that nmouiit of human life, at u:i aver ugc value of !j7'.)5 per life. The year 1SS',) is the fiftieth anniversary of the establishment of the penny post ill Knuhi'id. It was in iSUil that n com mittce of the Iloil " of Commons reported favorably upon Sir Rowland Hill"' Krheme for tho establishment of clien) postau'e. The bill received n majority ol KM) vote ami hiviimo n law on Auifus V, ls.'i'J. Tho death of Mrs. Hnyes leaves bin live women living whoso hiLsbands ver at any time I'risidents of tho United States. These are Mrs. Tyler, Mrs. Polk, Mrs. Crant, Mrs. Cmrfleld mid Mrs. Cleve land. There lire two other women still alive who also acted as mistresses of the Presidential mansion Mrs. Harriet I.nni Johnson and Mrs. McKlroy. The English company who ure work 1ng the Nacooehee mine in Georgia took out the other dny u nuj,'i;i't of f;old wci";h inf 1 :j()U penny wei'lits, and valued tit 25(10. Not loni; atfo they took one nu j;et that weighed thirty pcnnywei,LrhtM, and another of fi07 pennyweight. Suel tinils as these, niuses the New York Sun, nru calculated to make a fellow f ;el riel; vtroaks run up and down his buck. The Oriental Conj,'ivss which is to tnl: place in Stockholm, in September, will 1 of unusual interest. Five hundred foreign member huvo iinnounced their intentioi to take jiart in the proceedings. Dcjaila tions, single members from Persia, Arabia. India, Kgypt, Jujinn, China, etc., will at tend, and many renowned savants of tlu far Fast are expected. King Oscar it houorary Prebideut. Scverul fetes wiil bo given in honor of the strangers. r.Y kavii) Kt:n. "Now, Mis4 M'lynnrd, you're polnjr to behold n wonder. Ashley Melincourt's to join us to-ni'ht, and you'll meet a man who has traveled nil over the world without learning to drink or smoke, and has never gambled or made lovo in his life! You must hide your literajy fame tinder it bushel now, .for he detests re viewers." Time, three o'clock on a line summer tifternoon; place, the veranda of it ipniint little hotel in one of the most pictur esquely old-fashioned of l.reton coast towns; subject, the addition of a new member to the pica-taut little American puity already located there. "Well, I'm "Jad the catalogue of Mr. Melincoiirt's perfections has one (law in it, "says the young lady, with it curl of her pretty lip which many of In. r admir ers knoiv to their cost. '-Of course its a dreadful sacrilege for any lady to meddle uith literature; but I must be content to ri -k bis displeasure, terrible us it may be. After all, it will be less insutfirable than the stories of how many tigers he shot in Indi i, and how many days he wuit with out food in the desert, and the fever he had in China, and the dinner the Ameer gave him nt Cabul. I suppose soum critic has told him the truth on that score, and hence his enmity to theiii.'' "No; there's just the mystery they've nhvnys spoken well of him hitherto; and as for talking of his travels, that's cvaet ly what one can never get him to do. However, when six o'clock comes, you'll be nble to judge for yourself." Six o'clock ciiiue, and with it the ex pected guest u phort, sipiare, bearded, sunburned man, with the grave, self contained look of one iicetistomeil to face, unaided, every form of dilliculty and dan ger, lie spoke little and seemed to follow the conversation with it ipiiet, ntteutivo vigilance indescribably provoking to Laura Maynard, because, as she after wards said, it was "just like a school teacher watching for somebody to make a mistake." Dinner over, there was a general move ment to the veranda, to watch the moon rise over the sea; and the influence of the hour trave a romantic and s.':i:i-;.istiea east to the talk which at length tijrncd to the transmigration of souls. "It's it pity such a thing cannot be," aid Melincourt. Inst think of the ad mirable changes we should behold! Our ciistom-liou-.e otlicers should haunt every harbor as sharks; our policemen prowl in the darkness as wolves; our bankers u"k their neighbors' blood in the form of leeches; our polil icians chatter and grim ace in that of monkeys; and our critic transformed to frogs, croak, amid con genial Mime, against everything higher and better Ihvi themselves." 'You don't favor the critics, I s:"e, Mr. Melincourt," said Laura, tlnshing with indignation. "No; I look at theiii ns they are the hired bravos of literature, ready to take pay on cither .side, and to stab friend or foe as their im:.s'.er bids them; infallible because never owning n mistake; free from bias, since they never read the books which they review; showing their learn ing by misoiiotation ; their refinement bv biilinu'sgate; and their modesty by felting themselves up as authorities upon sub jects of which they know nothing." The titter which followed this un coiihciou home-thrust kindled Laura Maynard's warm b'o id into a lliuiie. "Mr. Melineour!," cried she, wrath fully, "you are giving us nn excdlciit illustration of the dunger of 'setting up ns an authority upon it subject of which you know nothing.' I think I may claim to know more about critics than you, for 1 liupp-'ii to be one myself !" Melincourt iinswef.d only by a bow and nn ironical smile, more galling than the bitterest sarcasm, as ho arose from his place and sauntered away. The three following day wero ho com pletely taken up with excursions into the nirroutHling country, that the quarrel had no chance of proceeding any farther, but on the fourth morning, the reaction conscipient upon these energetic amuse ments began to show itself in a ranging of chairs along the veranda of the hotel, and it general production of Tnuchiiiu novels. Miss Maynard who, (sensitive, like all clever women, felt tho mere presence of a person whom she disliked intolerably burdensome gavo tho go-by to this impromptu reading-club, ami set off on a solitary stroll along tho sanil:j which the retreating tide had left bare. Tho choice was a good one, for, even in that pic turesijuii legion, it would have been hard to And a more charming walk. On one side lny tho blue, sparkling sen; on tho other, the long, dark outline of tho frowning cliffs, dappled every here anil there with tiny wdiite cottages and grncn, waving woods. Iletween the two, smooth as a marble terrace, extended the vast level of hard, white sand. Far away to the right, cradled iu u deep hol low between two mighty rocks, peeped forth tho white-walled house, the red- tflffl roofs and quilntly carred clutch tower of the little town; iind over all the golden sunshine and the warm, dreamy, southern iky. Little by little, as she left the inhabited region behind her, tho grand repose of the landscape soothed tho girl's ruffled feelings, while its beauty pleased her artistic eye. Hho felt once more, as she bad done many a time al.tatdy, that the strongest armor against tho Jctty worries and vexations of lifo is to withdraw from them for a time into tho great snncttiary of nature, in whoso preencc all earth's troubles look mean mid trivial. How lung she stood there, drinking in the splendor of that wonderful panorama, she could never havo told ; but suddenly she noticed, with a start, that the sand was growing wet and oo.y under her feet. She turned, and wasdisinayed to find her self completely surrounded by water. Tho rising tide, pouring through the lower levels of the bench behind her, had actually cut her oil f mm the shore! Instantly a thousand biles of treachcr ouj quicksands, of furious spring-tides, of children and even Kr',wn ,nca wal lowed tip before the very eves of their friends, came crowding upon her memory. And even whilo she looked, the and be neath her feet vanished, nnd nil was water, water, water, rising higher and higher every moment. Suddenly, ns she stood motionless, and pnnilyzed with terror, n tall figure n peiirud nt her side, a strong hand grasped hers, and Ashley Melincourt's voice shouted in her ear: "Hun, run! there's not a moment to lose! Hold fast by me, and run for your life!" It was n race for life, indeed. Fast ns they fled, the hoarse roar of the pursuing tide came closer and closer behind them. Could they but reach yonder projecting headland they would be safe; but how ter ribly distant it seemed! And, long be fore they reached it, the sea was upon them in earnest, almost dashing the girl from her feet. Melincourt snatched her up in his urins nnd plunged desperately on, breast deep amid tin; forming waves. Deeper and deeper grew the water, stronger ami stronger pressed the current. Twice he till but fell, where to fall was to rise nt) more; but at length, by a super human effort, the rock was gained, and, laving his charge gently upon a broad, lint ledge, he sank gasping beside her. "How can I ever thank you, Mr. Mel incourt i" faltered Laura, us she regained her breath. "Time enough for that yet?" answered Ashley, with an affected gayety which hu was very far from feeling. "The first thing to be done is to get it safe place, for th" tide will soon overtake us here." Wet and exhausted as they both were, that upward struggle over tho slippery rocks, thickly coated with sou-weed, was n long and perilous task; but the roar of the advancing tide from below spurred them on, ami the top was reached at last. Then it wild cry burst from Laura's lips, when even her iron-nerved companion re coiled in dismay. They were standing upon tin island ! There was no room for tloubt; one glance made the whole truth terribly clear. Their sheltering crag was but nn isolated fragment of the main clilT, di vided from it by n hideous chasm nearly thirty feet in width, through which the waves were already leaping high mid fiercely. They hail escaped sudden de struction only to feel the lingering agony of being devoured inch by inch; lor u moment's inspection showed them that every flood-tide covered the rock to the very summit. "It seems hard to die so soon!" mur mured the girl, piteoiisly. "Hard for you,' said her companion, simplv. "No one will care when I urn gone." And then both were silent; but their hands met, and did not part again. Cut oil from the living world by fast-approaching death, they felt the need of clinging to something in that grim isola tion of the grave. Parted in life, they were drawn together ns life ebbed away. All at once Laura uttered it wild cry the cry of u sudden revulsion of hope, fol lowing up utter despair. "A boat! about! We may be saved yet !" "Thank (Sod!" ejaculated Meiiucourt, fervently, r.s the Hitting sail ciiu;;ht his eye. Instantly his powerful voice was up lifted iu a shout that inado the air ring. Twice the hail seemed uuhetd-'d, nud their hearts died within them; but the third time came a faint answering snout, nud the boat, veering suddeuly, made straight for tiie Hpot where they stood. Then Laura's firmness gave way at last, and slid sank helplessly upon her com panion's sustaining arm. Half nu hour later, they were safe in the boat; and the sturdy old Breton fish erman, having made the lady comfort ttble in the stern-sheets, w ith a spare sail by way of u cushion, went forward to the bow (blessings oil him for a consider- ate old fellow!) and busied himself with the management of the bunt. ".Miss .Maynard," said Ashley, solemnly, "after what we have passed through to day, there can be no reserve between us. I owe it to you to explain my rudeness the other day, by showing you that my hatred of critics and criticism is not without cuui.e. Two years ago, a dear friend of mine died very suddenly, ami left his widow almost starving; and, un happily, 1 was quite unable to help her, except by writing a book which might, 1 hoped, yield money enough to keep her from absolute want. I had to write it in it desperate hurry, of course, ns my kind crilict were good enough to remark; but still, 1 think I might have savd tho poor woman if one of those 'slashing articles' iu tho New York Umpire had not ruined all!" "Tho New York Umpire!" echoed Laura, iu a voice so unlike her own that it made him start. "What was your book billed? tell me quick!" " 'Withered Leaves.' " Laura uttered a stilled cry, and, burst ing into tears, seized his hand in both her own. "Oh, Mr. Melincourt, enn you forgive mel That horrible review I wrote it 1" Melincourt looked at her in silent amuzeinent. "I wrots it," she repeated, with t woman's Impetuous eagerness to atone for any injustice; 'but oh, Incrcr dreamed how could It what harm I was doing never! neverl And to think how I enjoyed writing it, Bnd read bits of it to my friends, while nil tho while Can jou ever forgive met'' 'My wife and I never had but on quarrel," said Ashley Melincourt, some years later; "and that, luckily, was be fore our marriage, over a book of mine that she cut up. She'll hardly cut up sny more of them now, though, for I make her the heroine of every ono I write I" Frank IxtlieU Monthly. America's Great Suceess. bixty millions of people enjoy already tho incomparable advantages which our incomparable institutions offcrto one and all, but hundred millions of pcoplo could now bo sustained without increas ing the area of a single farm or adding one to their number by merely bringing the product up to tho average standard of reasonably good agriculture, ami then there might remain for export twice the quantity we now send abroad to feed the hungry of foreign lands. The Empire of Germany, together with Holland nnd ISelgium hits about tho samo extent of territory as the State of Texas, and the good land of the farmer is no better than in the latter, nnd, while the popu lation of Texas is not over 2,IMIII,0m), the population of (Scrutiny, Holland and Belgium exceeds fiO.OOO.OOO. France, with an nrca of 132. 000,1)01) of acres ami 3S,000,0()U of people, has less land than Iowa, Kansas nnd Nebraska, and yet these three States only have a population of about 1.000,00(1, and the largest jior tion of their land is as fertile as that of France. A like comparison might be made in reference to other parts of the United States and other nations, showing the same results. The four States just men tioned do not count more than six mill ion people, but they could easily sustain a population equal to that of tire.tt Brit ain, Germany and I'lanue put together. There can be no doubt of the agricultural capabilities of the United States to main tain u population greater than that of any other equally large inhabitable portion of the globe, and tin re is no doubt that the American race is destined to exercise the commanding influence in the world's future. AYhen Napoleon I. drew up his troops before th" .Mamelukes tinder the shadow of the great pyramids, pointing to the latter, he said: "Soldiers, remem ber that from yonder heights forty cen turies look down upon you!" Ameri cans may justly and proudly, from the pyramid top of opportunity, look back on four centuries and stretch out their anus into the future with power to mold the destinies of unborn millions, for they occupy tint (Sibrttltar of the ages, which commands the future o! the world. Mail and Erprtt. Tho Caifew in New York's Ccpltul. There is a custom in Albany, N. Y., which has been maintained for two hun dred years, which, I presume, isn't known in any other city of its size iu tiie Union. The curfew tolls promptly, t.nd to the hnlf-eighth of a second, at 1) each night. The City Hall tower has a decp sotinding bell, connected by elec trie wire yU Dudley Ohservatory, ami it stnkes a stroke ol one nt 1) o'clock night and morning. All the private clocks and watches are set by it, and it is a curious revelation to the theatrical companies that visit there to see nearly everybody in the audience pull out his or her watch at apparently a preconcerted moment nnd look at it. The c licet is very novel. It nearly iqiset John McCullougli and Mary Anderson when they played there to gether some years ago. McCullougli had just seen tho uir-drawn dagger, and lit! thought the audience were going to linn the chestnut bell i on him. The efTcd is also very funny in the churches. But the same bell also tolls tho tire alarm, and, by numbers of strokes, signals the district where the lire is. It if customary on these occasions for the good pastors to remark: "If anyone feels :. lied by that warning, there will lo no oojeetion to his now withdrawing," and there havo been occasions whim tt number do so. Attn Yurie t-tiir. roruLAii SCIENCE. Heaviest Corpse on l!:ii'!i. Elmini, X. Y., recently had one of thb heaviest corpses ever heard of iu that of John L. Lawes, who carried t10 pounds of human flesh over to the majority. Mr. Lawes was it very fat man. Lawes was forty yearn of age. It is only within the past three years that he has acquired this mountain of flesh. He used to be n blacksmith, and was a slight, delicate thing of two or three hundred pounds, Then he began to gain from five to ten pounds every week, until he had progressed to a dime museum magnitude. His appetite increased with his avoirdu pois. Two or three pounds of beefsteak was the merest "snack" to him. Toward the cud of his life he spent most of his time eating. Ho got so fat that of late ho could neither lie tlowu nor walk, nnd he re quired constant attendance. Under the circumstances it would seem as if death must havo been a relief. Still, the huge man was of the happiest, best mittired disposition iu tho world. Ho positively enjoyed showing his im mense proportions to admiring beholders. Xeio York World. Some Very Large Boards. A lumber-pile made of boards, each lOo feet long and Ar. fei-t in width, would be an unprecedented sight iu tho Fast, but it gentleman recently returned from a visit to the coast of the north Paciliu Ocean says that piles of lumber such as that art common at tho mills on Puget Sound. "Boards 100 feet long and six feet wide, without a knot iu them," ho mid, "are common cuts from tho gigantic tir tree of the Puget Sound forests. These treet grow to the enormous height of 250 feet, and the forests nru so vast that, although the saw-mills havo been ripping 500,000, 000 feet of lumber out of them every yeai for ten yeurs, tho spaces made by thest tremendous inroads seem no more thitn garden patches." Detroit Aff. Electric lighting on man-of-war slilpe is so great a success that it is now con ceded no such ship is complete without . The first submarine cahlo manufactory was started in Italy two years ago ; now it has an output of 10,000 metres iter day. An increase in phosphorus In iron has been found to decrease its conductivity, nnd the same peculiarity has been no ticed with manganese. The critical temperature of recales cence defines the stages nt which hot steel when suddenly cooled becomes cither hard or is annealed. The shortest time occupied by the tor nado cloud in passing u given point varies from "nn instant." to about, twen ty minutes, the nvcrr.gc being seventy four seconds. During the Inst ten years an oculist of Cronstndt Is said to have treated thirty rases of photo-electric ophthalmia, a new disease due to the action of the electric light on the eyes. Two traveling platforms of ten tons capacity moved by electricity nnd mounted on girders Hre used to curry vis itors around the machinery hall of the Paris Exposition. An English club man wagered $25 that he could stand for thirty minutes without moving a muscle outside of those required for respiration. At the end of twenty two minutes he fell over in it tit. The boring for oil in the United States is not always successful for instance, a boring nt Southbury, Conn., has lately been abandoned afer 200 feet had been explored and $10,000 lost in the under taking. A fragment of a meteor which recently fell in Chicago, was, analyzed and found to contain 711 per cent, of iron, 21 of nickel. 2 of manganese nnd small uuanti- ties of aluminium, cobalt, tin. cornier. I arsenic, etc. Coal dust triturated into dust ns fine ns flour has just been tested ns n fuel for iron-making at the Morehcad Mill, oliarpsburg, ami found to accomplish as much in one hour as the gas furnace docs In an hour and a quarter. Being mine refuse it costs nothing. Dr. Imhich, of Liverpool, has come to the conclusion that consumption can be transmitted from cows to human beintrs through milk. His experiments prove that guinea-pius, r.-ddiits and monkeys, fed on the milk of tubercuh meows de velop tubercular disease. An ofiicial report gives the number of r.riti.sh boiler explosions for the yearend ing with bust June as sixty-one, with it loss of thirty-one lives. More than half of the explosions were due to the use ol worn out boilers, seventeen to defective designs and linings or undue working pressure, seven to iguorance or neglect ol attendants, and six to miscellaneous causes. Mushrooms are but tender toad-stools grown where the soil is very much ol vegetable substance. All such objects are but the cells of plants in the soil given a discharge from the ground by a force of electricity which the enrth discharges wherever plants or corals are grown. A form is given the object by it part of the substance being spilled over the top of a stalk nnd contracted by the dryer con dition of the atmosphere. Tl.c .seams iu the top are but a consequence of the shrinking of the substance. Population, Area ami Estimated Wealth of the Original Thirteen Slates. New Hampshire, in 177", nearly 140, 1100 inhabitants; INS'), :J10,!1M inhabi tants; estimated wealth, ."28,000.000; area, 'JoO!) square miles. Massachusetts, in 1770. nearly 1500, 000 inhabitants; 1S8."), 1.1) 1 1 .ltis'inhabi tsnts; estimated wealth, 2,71)3,000.000 ; area, Ml la square miles. Khotle Island, in 177G. fl.VOOO inhabi tants; 1SS., UH1.2S4 inhabitants; esti mated wealth, 420.001), 000; area, 1250 square miles. Connecticut, in 177('. neatly 100,000 inhabitants; 1SS0, 022. 700 inhabitants: estimated wealth, 852,000,000; urea, 1 '.;' I square miles. New York, iu 1770. nearly SVJS.OOO inhabitants; 10, r,OS2.M71 inhabi tants; estimated wealth, 7,011). 000,000 area, 411,170 square miles. New Jersey, in 1770, nearly 180,000 inhabitants; 1SS5, l,278,o:U inhabi tants; estimated wealth,l,4o3,000,000; area, 7815 square miles. Pennsylvania, in 1770, nearly 400,000 inhabitants; 1080, 4,282.81)1 inhabi tants; estimated wealth, 5, 31)3,000,000; area, 45,2 lu square miles. Delaware, iu 1770, nearly 50,000 in habitants; 1880, 14ti,008 inhabitants; estimated wealth, 138,000,001); area, 2050 square miles. Maryland, in 1770, nearly 250,000 in habitants; 1880, 1)34,1)13 inhabitants; estimated wealth, S0'J, 000,000; area, 12,210 square miles. Virginia, in 1770, nearly 000,000 in habitants; 18S0 2,131,022 inhabitants (including West Virginia); estimated wealth, 1,000,000,000; area, 07,230 square miles. North Carolina, in 1770, nearly 350, 000 inhabitants; 1880, l,.'ill'J,75()"iuhabi tnnts; estimated wealth, 440,000,000; area, 52,250 square miles. South Carolina, 1770, nearly 200,000 inhabitants; 1880, 5)1)5,577 inhabitants; estimated wealth, 200,000,000; area, 30,570 square miles. (Seorgia, in 1770, nearly 75,000 in habitants: 1880, 1,542,180 inhabitants; estimated wealth, 554,000,000; area, 51), 475 square miles. A Poetical Cobbler's Sign. A cobbler on South Twelfth street, Philadelphia, has a card on his window reading as follows : Here lives a man That don't refuse To make and mend Your Isxits nail sw.es. His luatlwr is good, His work Is quick, His irotlts aretmull But hs gives no tick, And wIimi he dies He fears no c.uU As he has saved bo many souls. SUNSHINE t-A No, ritpy earns In st sht of a lovely nhor. Yellow as (old In the morning H,. ths wit's owe color at noon tt wn ' And It faded not at the fall 0f Bj . Hear weather or cloudy, 'twnj ail ' fhehnppy hills seemed bathed with thT"' Its secret the sailors could not UnV-J? But they called this country KuiuhiJ tVhat was tho secret? A i:nolth;ne. I will mnkeymi smile whn or..-'yJj l touched by t he tender flngnr of prlr? A million blossoms were nil sl,w fo many, so ntsny, so ninny anil ,r;',i. Yhey covered tho hills with a mantle of Anil th wild be hummed and t he gv. fanned, ' rUroiien the honeyed fM.lj 0f r ib,v Land. ' " if nvrtr the Wd t.u-t-i w.if. I . " ""i.a.1, What port deir child, would we ,,.. Ws would sail, end rail till a; j.. w. i . This falrv land of milli.n e . . ' Yet, darling we'd find. If n- i, ,iier,c,uw ft tiiniiv mnll tnv.nitr ti!.tnJ,.... f(.s... ...... ....tl.l.... " PITH AN1 ro"lNT. The picnic IHIc should .:,- r, : u Time is money. S.,a'' i .-.r i , ; , ., beat time. The language of a u. afm'itv i. ! that goes without savin.;. What vti it tiv s. of fours:-. ,nr York .V, . When it man goes to w-,u i tatics on ins coai, imi II IK' ;s u J-a'r.'--, puts oa one. It may be ililiictlit to bi:;.!-t v:.r. fit but it is not so hard to ri nr- :4;i Air ii York Si r. The tombstone is about ti.i- mat can stanu upri .'.u ami in ut the same time. Ttrrr llr,u r,, k ii. .11. ...... ......i... : . .. . il I milium . 1 1 t i i:ui i ( ..-n i .1 t . .. . . '" tlisiioncsi occiniM' tie is in Ii i- h.,;,;t going tnrough tne slivpers. v.,. y, A'etM. A tailor being a'.ed if the !.., ,,;., vear made him s;-. M.id m. nr.-.:- clothes of the year are p udi'i:..- tiflilKj. "Doro'hy, my love. I think dreadfully extravagant t-i I. n things." "Hut, my d ar iiatu-' dearest, "I had them clc.'ul." 7 "I love ton well," ta- im "llcar envelope t i ti: ; In fp.et. it's evident m a'l That I am stuck on v. .:.'t . siii Mrs. Jones "Your baby I tws tor its age, don't von tVeik;" X Urown "Yes, the poor d;.rii:i- :i on milk which was coti'ieti.ol-tit why the baby is so too.'' Clerk "Mr. Daybook, I v.o-i'd j leave of absence this aft rNn..:i t.j Rtr the funeral of n cousin." Mr. Jhtixv (next morning) "What was tbfs John?" Xtio York S'lii. A private Broadway del Tti.v goo mlvertises tliat it will ilo "j-.;ii!..:;'. private detective agency g.-nraiuy net a new sucker cv.tv tinr it ca menccs to p. imp. Stir J'.i.v.Vi. Tramp "Thank ye, nii'aui, f..'s me the grub, but 1 kin never a fork." l'arnier'a Wife "W along, and you'll find a fo:!; n u little further on." .V )'" Tr A it. Louis paper dccl::ri tii..: r: who claims to be n gi-ntli w. ,n. ver.-e his culls. We me within: W ly to see how Chicago -will i.-t this cruel thrust. .).,, e O"'. Heru is the reason V;ii,n r'.-.r-j Are iiwuleii nutt-su v ivii ;'in. Folks Handel it as tlioun i: .u A wood-pile thv w-i '!.!-.: rii7.M.'-..'e-' ;-? Mrs. Gabble What an aMj ,; ried, unxious.dcspairing look ir. soul has." Mrs. Dahlde she's htonned doiutr her own : u gone to keeping a girl." .V- f M'trkly. Of thesiznof her hand y.u nny j"1? her glove; f.,t- tli.r iu .i.i.vt.i-1 mi ill'!' l;,.. , ...... ,.i..., !., ,l-r.:i. VUI. "U IIW.CI ...it lovo Of a maid by tho sij;h of li-r !'"" "Well, sir, what are ymr -r Mv daughter cant't many a i " . expect to come into a larae le'tutu " 'Inherited from whom: " from my cr-r that is to sny. Ir father-in-law." Timf. "I have met this man." .! the other dnv, "in a great ror. where 1 would be ashamed t ' llf " And for a minute he could"! urMfN why everybody laughed s l'r'1': At'e tors tribune. Nine of this summer's ur-'"J'i' Anontx. the aristocratic rl'l!j,;,1 ..l.,.l ,,r. irirl and til l numbered only twenty -ei"'- spell "pork" with a "ip"1' MtnneajHiltM 7 riliunr. Jenny "Here comes .Turk, s1 .:.,i. ...... .,.,, i.i liitwii anil''-'1 in rrttity A lint V "Win! 'e ... . .. 1 i .v. i iiMIK "l ill strain lies um, r i I can't trust myself he nnd so handsome. ),' Johnson "But can you ru"!j' culato tho rumor in a roii"''-" . ... , :u uln'tv ii U till MUU Mill AH"" , 1' f.....r A.t.,ii "Yi's. I've ton- J I Iflll I ilUIILIOHU - ' - '11 lit . my w ife us a secret, and sli" '" '.J tho sewing society ineenns 1 Omaha World. , Te...liimt itr. it I'linillUT'l ''H' know that these goods are v.b at ; present f " Drummer !" - k my word for it, but (proudly) I CHiicago, and a Chicago niiw "VI known to tell a lie." (MerrUsntl Clothier and Furnither. o. !-. 11. t .1 "I piranger iiu uumni , ,iF Will" ,- Del how you can sleep nights that bloody Jake is ro'"'''"?, 'J loose." Chicago Man "Jake J unybody uny harm now. lh' 8 a nice position on the pu'11 If eta York Mail and Expro. Wood can be sawed in veu' (fll;1 two-hundredths of an iuen