The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, October 04, 1888, Image 3

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Lf TpIIow ttirer,
ool, bracing waUber hiu had a most
r.Mh. a, shown by ths mirked
n,
In the number of new cweaofyel-
fer rep ruxl irora ajacKantiTiiw, r in,
i .itrMa nrnrrttvita hftre tiruTAil
r fever"'
,nf(irtab:e to tnnee wno nav wi wnnmrs
H.ntttf and It III nlnicnft
Ibytneprw- --. -- - . :
l enough to mike one dream of hoar frort
, mow rtorms.
. ,ii frmn Fornandina aavi: Twenty-
Le neW (., of all kinds ore unler treat
nt. All doing well, iiio onijr pruoiein H
.i 1 1. a iinnmnloTed Inborer. who nra
Clot end wellboliare.1 Ur. The people
L,w here do not waul to leiva,
I)ratli AVnrranre HlKntnl.
IVnlh wnrrants signed by (Inrertior Rev-
c all for the cx out ion of Willinm Bliow-
U, of Ijo! anon county, who murdered liis
L-.mdrliildren, on Novoinl or 14 next, and
.iirne t'lurk, of Greene, who murdered in.
eOu!and, of Allegheny, on the 21t of
oveuber. Samuel Johnson, the Delaware
Vanity nmrdoror, was respited imtil Janu try
, u'lorquent to the tim t at which others
TUWl OI Uf IllUKK'l i vviiii uuniiwa hiq
fcqieetetl to Le tried.
Man and Wilts Kliloit.
New York, Pennsylvania & Ohiotrnln Jfo
a running fifty miles an hour wlum it
ruek, two mill's east of Kjiiih dy, N. Y.,
tn horw a mi nudity oi air. a in jirs names
one, of Kennedy, Stun, woman and
tnwwere instantly killtxL Tho engineer
1 1 not see the vehicle and no one on tho
lii in knew of the accident until noti-
t by wire. air. and Mrs. btone were
rtnors.
A Pardon lor Milton Wont on.
A pardon for Milton Wos on whs recom-
lianili'd by tho 1'emis) lvana l'ur Inn Hoard,
le has servid more than half of his five-year
rtiteticn. It was for participation in the k f It
pig of Oliediuh Haymaker in dispute about
jlia posiewion of one of the largest gas wells
tthe Murraysville district. eston did not
diet the wound, but bo was convicted of
voluntary nianslnughUr, bi-causi bo wni
resent and was alleged to linve nhled and
khetted his friends to tlioir lltjlit with the
Huyuiarket forces.
A Train Itobbcr Klllod.
Captain J. T. Rankin, U. 8. Marshal, an
Deputies West Van llior and Yglosins, killed
Bill Wbitely at Florosvillo, Tex is. Whitely
pros one oi mo parties wiiuattenipKU lo run
I train near IlarwooJ on the 2il. He was
lino in the McNeil and Flutniia train rob
beries, nnd was concerned in tho robbery of
the bank at Ciscn. lie and Harbor kil'ed
freputy KherifT HUnli-r, of Wllliumson c un
ite was considered one of I bo Itudiia of
1 bold r'id diuigeruibt gang.
Three Miners Terribly riurnctl.
Samuel Kraher, Daniel Lewis and Patrick
pibbins, miners, were terribly burned ly an
fipi sion oi gat in i J. i duals ot ins biukiiio
(uuia Coal Company, at Nunticoke. Tliey
Intered a chamlier whore the gas hid accum
klatod, with nukod Intnps. Toe injure i men
Irere at ouoe removed to their homes.
PERSONAL.
Bismarck has a mania for getting weighed
frequently.
EvANtiKt.iHT Moody will spend the winter
in California.
3 Thomah A. Rdihon Is studying the problem
f aerial navigation.
Til K Kings of CainboJIa and Aiaaui will
ritiit Paris mxt year.
TllR Ameer of AftflinnNtnn Is said to be
meditating a journey to Knlnmt.
It is rutnoroil tlint Hmnmri-k will fullow
A'on Moltke's exnmple and rfinn.
I TllK Prince of Wales lias accepted an invi
atinn to vihit the Czarot Huuia.
I Anuiikw Cahnboik came to the I'nitcd
f States in lsi.'i. wlien he was 10 years old.
f Kmi'kkok Wm.i.iam, of Cermnny. receives
almoHt daily lett rs threatening bis life.
I Cni'NT Ai.hin C'maky bns leen appointed
to iiucciwl the late llerr Trefort in the Hun
garian Ministry.
('(H.oNKt. Mahkham. an Knglish hunter.
has a C'xxl record in the tiger lmn. Holms
killed seventy two.
TllK oldost voter in the Tnited States this
yvar is a Texas miin, Itichard Kida, who was
iKirn 11 yeuis ago.
TllK HuHsinn Orand Dukes Sergius nnd
Paul have Iwn received aud entertained by
the Multiin at KUnihoul.
TllK tallest nmn in ('oneress Is Stewart, of
Texas, while Howen, of (lenrgia. is tho lean-
eNt. elmtor liigulls is the tliiiiiiuC
CliH A(K) cave Chief Justice Melvillo (',
Fuller a notable biiiiipiet anil retvptiun on
uio eve or ms uepurturu lor n asnuiKton.
Senator Kawykk will be seventy s.-vi'ii
venrs old when bis prewnt term expires and
ue siiys no will then retire rom puuiic life.
Jt'iuiK Wai.tkii Q. (JitKKHAM has returned
to I'bicugo. lie kuvs tliut, as he is on the
Ik'ncli, he will uot take any part in the cam
paign. SKCRETAnY or TllK TRKASt'RY FAIR-
iiim.d'h grandfather was thn priutr mil
publisher of a miwpupnr. His futliur was a
lawyer.
I'KlNrK CiBORHR. of fireepe has been bo
frothed to I'rinctws M iruerite.seoond dinmli-
ter of tho Duo do C'hutres and a wmithy
iieinis.
i iik r.mpress or Austria is sndl to own
twenty wt borsus and twiro as nmny thus.
arter whoe proier eutertuiumeut khe per
aunully mh's every day.
VlworNT Ckaniiiiook, otio of the oldest
mfimiur of the present Hritish cabinet.
prulcs himself on never having, tbrou li bis
long life, rea I a novel.
rCHTMKH discussion uuon Mr. (ilu lMtoim
reveiiln the fact that be was llo.'g-'d oniy o.ico
r.ion. or reiusiiig to nivo away a school
fellow who had got into trouble.
is a roiitlrm-.i invalid, beinic u iiutient in St!
llioiiiiu's hospitnl, luidoii. She bos never
recovered frmn the Injury to her spine re
ueivel during the Crimea.
ttKNKRAL HimHKi.b A. At.OKR, of Michi
gan, is worth t IO.UiM.Ojo. His money is in
vested in pine aud mineral laud, a railroad
and a bunk. All of his fortune has bwm
mane within llfteon years.
KKLva LocKW(Mio has leen mirried
twice. She is also a graduate of two col
leites. She has both experience aud accom
plmlimont, and yet ber candidacy for the
1 residency can be looked upon only as a
Joke.
Fhank Dkmphtkr Rhkrmaw, the poet, has
great fondness for the higher mathematics,
particularly for calculus, lie is at present
preparing far the press i text book on cal
culus, while at thu same time revising bis
IKiems for publication.
Wiijwim WAtini.vniiAM, of Ravin Hock.
1 onn .is said to I the largest land holaer in
the I uitcd States He is lielieved to own
'v"r '."Kti.tioo hcivs of irnixng lund in New
Mexico and I'lxeMhei'o, and he bus uIhi made
''rye investments m real eituto iu Wtsicrn
titles.
BUDGET OP FUN.
HCMoitotrn ni!:TcnRi rnoM
VAUIOUS SOUHCKS.
Wterlna anil Froitfrlnif Milk In-
hcrifrd Traits tleti In I'.ven
AVIth ller-Ncarly Kx
liaustcd hUc, Kto.
Tht doctor ssld: "This Is a s ton
Anil proot there Is in plenty,
The frog's Is-eii in it all alone.
Hay, eons ten or twenty."
A eranner scolTed: "Sir, if you please,
I know, and tell you truly.
It's not hing but a hunk ot cheese,
Made down in Ashtabula.
Job t iih, Jr., inl'uck.
Inherited Tralle.
MilTni (wrcstliii! with his Infant
"I never knew Iwforo how much Floriuda
takes after me,"
Wifo "Takes after yoti. How?"
HliiHni ' Well, to beffin with, she
has my hair ouch I" S Franciteo
Kxamintr,
CJeMlnjr Kven With Her.
Mrs. (Julvcr (wnkinu; in tho n'.ght)
John, I'm sure there's burulurs down
Hairs.'
Mr. tjtuvcr (sleepily) "Stuff I
'cm burgle."
Mrs. Ouiver "O, John! didn't
Let '
ye-4
promise at the altnr to protect inc.?"
Mr. uuivor JJnlil And dnln t you
promise to obey me' It's A stand oil."
Judge.
Nearly Kttiaitstcd.
Young Man (to editor) "Did you ro-
ceive a poem from mo, sirC
Kditor "1 believe I did."
Young Mun "Aftor looking it over
were you able to do anything with it:"
Kditor "Vos, I had just strength
enough left to throw it in tho basket."
Hiuur.
Went to the nnd.
Woman (to tramp) "llavo you cot
any friends or relatives;"
I ramp "1 have a brother, Bill."
Woman "Is ili 1 a tramp, tool"
Tramp "No; Bid didn't turn out
very well. Ho tried most everything
and finally drifted into tho milk, busi
ness.'' lime.
How Ho ;ot There.
Friend (to dentist) "Now that you've
got tho Custom House job you were
after 1 s'poso you'll give up pulliug
teeth !
Dentist "Yes. indeedy."
Friend "How did you manage to get
that job, Charley?"
Dentist "I bud a strong pull."
Siling.
He Knjoyed Water.
"Ah, that is nice and refreshing,"
said Billy Blivcn, ns he set dowu tho
soup at the boarding house table.
"I'm glad to Icaru you liked it," said
the lund.ady.
"Yes," replied Billy, enthusiastically.
"If there's anything that 1 do euoy its
a big refreshing draught of puro water."
Merchant Traveler.
That Greedy
"What is the baby
Dojc.
crying
about,
Alaggior"
"1 don't know, mamma."
"Aud what ure you looking so ludig
nant about."
"That nasty dog's been and took and
eaten my sponge cakoi"
"Why, 1 saw you eating spongo cake
a minute auo!"
" h, that was babv':" JVtie Fork
World.
A Punishment Fittinir the Crime.
First Couuterfcitor "Jimmy, did you
know that tho garret had been burglar
ized of every ouo of thut last buuhof
dollars."
Sec ond Counterfeiter (bitterly) "And
yet they call this a well poli.cd, law
abiding city, i no consolation, tho sia
of tho infernal thieves will find them out.
They'll bo suro to get caught shoving
thut stulT. It's the poorest lot wo ever
turned out. iif'tiiij.
A Iilltlo Music.
Young Mr. Sissy (who prides himself
on his music "So you would like to
hear me sing before 1 go, would you,
Bobby?"
Bobby (politely) "Yes, sir; if you
would bo so kind."
Young .Mr. Sissy "Arcyou particular
about wimt I Mug?"
Bobby- "Yes. sir. I would like to
hear some of what Sister Clara calls your
..ii. i . .. . . .
alleged hinging." J-.mci.
Noinethliiir Hiirnitifr.
They woro sitting on thf porch and it
was grown i ng late.
"Would you mind if I lighted a cigar,
Miss Clara;'' ho asked.
"l ertaiuly not, Mr. Sampson," sho
replied.
And presently tho old man, who was
getting desperute, spoke from an open
window above:
"Daughter," ho said, "I left my rub.
ber overshoe neur tho kitchen stove und
you had better see to 'em. I can smell
something burning." Philip K Welch.
HI" Sentence Commuted.
"Kvelyn,"said young dr. Buttercup
huskily, "speak one word of hope to mo.
Do not crush mo with your disdain. You
say you do net love me now, but if 1
tliould come to you at some future time,
perhaps perhaps oh, Evelyn, you tee
my sad condition. Ought I not to re
ceive somethiug more than a Cold dU
missal f
"Perhaps so, considering your condi
tion' said ilvelyn, softly.
"Then," exclaimed tho young man,
joyously, "you would cuango your sen
tence to "
"Ninety days," murmured tho beauti
ful girl." Ciiejyo A'eun,
A Dialogue With a Climax.
Scene, newly married pair on bench in
park. Old gentleman supposed to bo
asleop.
rho-"My darlitgl"
He "My dove!"
Sho "My doggie!'1
De "My puss e!"
rhe "My duck!"
He--"My p etty b'rdiu
She "My goos el"
lle"My kitten:"
Kho- "Mycu c vco!"
He "My larnhVIn!"
Old ffontlemart (interrupting brutally
"Gan't you call eneh other Noah'a ark
and have dona with it?'' Idea.
A Witticism of Larry Jerome.
One of Lest alorlos told of tho late
"Larry" .teromo Is that when traveling
not very long airo ho stayed at a hotel,
the proprietor of which asked him. when
ho was ebout to depart, to sign his name ',
In a hook not quite like an ordinary ho-
tel regiftor, but one used, after the I
fashion of an old Knglish custom, for I
the purpose of obtaining the names of
distinguished gucsti.
W'hen Mr. .leroino was about to plnco
ms signature witn trie otners no saw
that the writer ust before him had in- J
scribed the comment, "I came hero for
change and rest and got It." luick as
thought tho witty cluhm in penned be- I
ncatliit: "I niso enme hero for chnngo '
nun rest, uui mo waiters got tno ciiango
and tlio landlord got tho rest." -Au
York l're.
Ho Did It,
It is an unusual wit which enables its
possessor to be as funny in upcech ns ho
is on paper. W. S. i.ilbet t, nutlior of
the "lbib llallads," is evidently ready
at any rn miont to tlirust or purry.
Once, in leutinir a laruo recent ion. ho
"'""'l ''10 waiting for a servant to
bring him h s coat nnd hat. As ho
lingered there a "heavy swell" descended
the stairs, took him for a servant, and
called out to him: "Cull mo a four
wheeler ."
.Mr. liilbcrt put his glass in his eye,
looked blandly at tho young mun and
sa d :
"Yon arc a four-wheeler."
"What do vou mean f" cried the other.
"You told mo to call you a four
wheeler, and I have dono so. I really
couldn't call you handsome (hansom;,
you kuow."
The Privilege. Denied Them.
A traveler, who returned from a two
weeks' vacation among tho Maine water
ing places, relates mi amusing incident
that occurred at a small New Knglund
hotel where ho chanced to stop for u day
while journeying to Bar Harbor. Tho
hotel was a miiuII one, and the principal
poison in chnrge of tho ollicn was tho
daughter of thu proprietor, a buxom lass
of probably twenty Hummers.
When tho morning of departure enmo
this fair Diana presented tho hotel bill to
uic traveler, und it so happened that
neither of them could change a note that
was tendered in payment. In a gulluiit
way tho traveler, who had something of
i thu Don Juun in his nature, although ha
did live on Walnut street, smilingly of-
i Icred to k'ss tho young lady and let tho
change go. Sho drew herself up
haughtily, "I'd liko you to know, Bir,
that in this hotel wo don't kiss tran
sients," sho icplied in frcolng tones.
"Sin h a privilege Is ouly given to per
manent boarders. Will you take a pros
pectus for next season?" PhiliddpMa
Tim. '
A Darin? Amateur Lion Tamer.
"An announcement was made by the
crier," says tho Suit Wait A', irt, "thut
a man mimnd William Samuels, a load
inn keeper and the champion boxer of
Wales, would enter a don of lions at
Messrs. Wombwell's menugcrio. At U
oJolurk the baud played: 'For ho's a
jolly good follow,' aud then Samuels
walked up to a deu coutalning a lion
and about a do.cu lionesses. Mr. Bos-
tock, tho manager, mounted a platform
j and iniormed the p .blic thut hU old
' friend Samuels hud volunteered to per
! torm a deed of daring such as had never
been dono in thu menagerie since its os
I tiibiishinetit in ISO.').
I " I he announcement wns received with
great hcermg. Samuels seemed to have no
leclings of uneasiness. Attired as u prize
tighter, ami with a blue roictte on his
breast, lie appealed at the entrance to the
tugo, and, cudgel in hand, boldly en
tered it. Tho I ous appeared in no way
to reli h this intrusion, and it looked as
j though Samuels would have a warmer
welcome than lie burga tied for. l'.-s-jsscd
apparently with nerves of steel,
the mun walked undaunted up to the end
i of the cagu where the animals were hud
' died together, uwailing ouly tho slight
! est encouragement to spring on the in
truder, und held his cudgel threaten
ingly before tho nosu of the fiercest.
Urow.s of rugo greeted this act; but
Samuels, in no way discomposed, walked
among the aniiiiuls, und made them lly
right and left before him. This ho did
several times, ai.d ou ono occasion acted
so rashly th it grave fears were enter-
tamo 1 lor Ins s ifoty by thaso in charge
' tliu exhibition
i
1 hoso who, ns a
prcca .tiou were urmed w.th red hot irons
were ready to net promptly, when
Samuels again obtained the mastery over
his savage com pun ions, and showed his
fearlessness of them by tiring a loaded
pistol at their faces. Then, his courage,
maintained to tho last, he went to tho gate
and waited iu a dangerous pos.tion
while, Mr. Bostock presented him, umid
thn cheers of those present, with a unique
chain composed of spudo and crown, and
with a cenilicatu rucoidiug the fact that
he had accomplished his purpose. Im
mediately altcrwurd tho baud played:
v-ee, tho ( oiiquuring Hero Comes," und
Samuels was borne iu triumph out of the
menagerie und through tho streets."
Ocean Currents Do Exist.
A native of To Kao, North Cupo, New
Zealand, bus just found a bottle stranded
on tho beach. It contained a paper, and
the following is a translation of the Her
man words wrilton thereon: "ThisbottU
was put overboard at 1 j o'clock noon on
Feb. 1.1, ishii, in lat. 41 degrees 17
long. Ill degrees oil .10 K. from Green
wiifii. Ascher, on board tho ship Bis
murck, on a vnyiigo to Sydney. This
bottle was weighted with i-and. Who
ever liuds this paper is roiiuosted to send
it to the imperial admiralty at Berlin."
It is also requested thut the Under should
add somo particulars as to timo und place
at wh t h thu bottle was found. Tho ex
istence of an ocean current setting in
from the Indiuu Ocean towurd the south
ern end of New Xvaland is a fact well
known for many years. It strikes the
southern end about theBlulf, undchletly
pusses to tho eastward, but apparently
New Zealand to some extent divides it,
and, though tho bulk passes to tho cast
Ward, a small stream comes up to the
westward of New ealind, and naturally
impinges against tho western side of the
northern part of tho Auckland provincial
district. Sea Yvrk Hun.
Lof Cabin 8nrceS3.
fChat alls the yonng meat
Holier Garrett father left him a fortune
of twenty millions. He was from childhood
res red in luxury; ho received a spendld
education with an esecial training into a
thorouKh knowledge of railroad management
nd was expected lo succeed bis father ns a
fndrond king.
Within three years after the responsibili
ties which his father's denth threw upon him
wete assumed, he is reported a broken flown
mini, with mind ami health permanently
shattered.
George Law is another young men left
with millions of money, who is reportnl
among the "wrecks."' His father, bred a
stone mason. Was of gigantic 1 nnd strength,
with commensurate hrnln power, so ho be
came a great contractor, then a rnilrond
king and left half a doen millions for his
on to dissipate. The young tunn is a suc
cesses a diMipntor.
The founders of both of these great estates
were born in the most bumble walks of bfn,
grew strung, mentally nnd physicnllv, by
simple living and honest laliorntid developed
into Hiiancinl giants. Their ions were reared
in thn Inpot luxury and ileveloHsl into in
tellectual pimniis.
The great men of our country have not, as
a rule, come from the elegant mansions of
the cities, but from the lg Cabins of the
rurnl districts. Simple ways of living, free
dom from dissipation and etiervnting pleas
tiree, simple remedies for disease, elTectivo
and which leave no m son iu the system, de
velop brawny, brainy men, who compel tho
world to recognize their strength and power.
The whnleMime, old-fashiomd Log t'nbii
remedies nre the safest nnd surest for family
Use. Our grandmothers knew how to pie
tare the teas aud syriis of roots, herbs ami
balsams which drive disenso out of the sys
tem by iinturnl met luxls nnd leave no nfter
ill-effects. The most potent of these old
time remedies were, after long nnd searching
Investigation, securitd by II. II. W nmer, of
iwife cure fame, and nre now put out for thn
"healing of the nations" in thu Warner's Log
Cabin reineiiuss.
KegulatA the regulntor with Warner's !.oi
Cabi sarsnoarilla, ami with tmre blood
giving health, strength, mental and bodily
vigor, you may liost to -o successfully
with the most gigantic Hiiancinl problems f
the nge, without wrecking health aud man
hood. Th? Distribution of Wampum.
Thus shell-money of this peculiar di
cription, composed of small circular
dinks, perforated nnd ntrutig together,
and used us currency und also i no far
as our information extends) in import
ant public aud religious ceremonies,
has been traced from tho eastern coast
of North America westward across tho
continent to California, and tlicnco
through tho Microneeinii Archipelago
to China. Jn no other parts of tho
world, except those situated along or
near this lino (an in some parts of Me
lanesia), has tho use of this niiiular
currency been known. It is possible,
of course that thu custom may have,
originated independently in each of tho
four principal regions in which it exist
ed that is, in China, Micronesia, Cali
fornia, aud eastern North America.
Few persons, however, will be inclined
to doubt thatt ho .Mieronesiuiis'receiveil
thin invention from eastern Asia; and
at the other end of tho Hue, tho trons
mission of tho usngo from one nido of
tho Itocky Mountains to tho other will
scorn equally probable. Tho only ques
tion will bo as to its passage across the
I'acilio. The fact recorded by Mr.
Wilson in his work, that in lHlCla Jap
anese junk was wrecked on tho const
of Oregon, and thut muno of her crow
were subsequently rescued from caji
tivity among tho Indians of that region,
will show how easily this transmission
might have been mado. Nor is this tho
only instance known. Mr. Charles
Wolcott Brooks, iu his report on Jnp
infcHO' vessels wrecked on the North
I'aoificlOcoan, read buforo tho Califor
nia Academy of Sciences in March,
187(1, statca that "ono of these junks
wns wrecked on tho Ouoen Charlotte
Island in DS'll, and numerous others
have been wrecked on other parta of
the northwosteru const." Popular
Science Monthly.
Amenities of Life in ew Jersey.
Brown Well, as I was saying, I'll
try to get down to nco you swat got
him that timo next Saturday.
Jones Do swat hold mi, let un
belt thut other ouo on your ear swat
aud bring Mrs. Brown und tho chil
dren. Astonished Parisian (not yet ac
quainted witli thn national bird
Sacred name of u little tin canistir!
Is this then tho boxing mutch mo fuiu
3UH or when lights one the duel''
Puck.
Are Your I'lillrls I. living?
This question Is often nslosj nt this season
by persons keeping hens; and the answer is
too often: "No! and Mipposa they won't lay
until egg get cheap next i-prih, just my
luck." It ought not to be your luck. 1'ul
leU hatched in April last should havo com
menced luyiug a month no; while May uud
and Juno batches should Is) laying this
month. It is nut too lute oven now, to f or ti
the early pullets to laying In a few weeks.
The late ones, even ns late as duly aud Au
gust, can I) brought forward, so us to y
well, while eggs bring good prices. Strictly
fresh, pullet eggs will probably retail
as high as .V) to tio cents r doen, iu
Boston and New York markets, Ijoforo March
1st, 18V.I. Mrs. U J. Wilson, of Xorthboro,
Mass., says: "In past years I have noticed
when my pullets laid utnll, they would lay a
litter nod then, either want to set, or mosi
around for b-n days, often for weeks doing
no laying. J-ast fall ami winter there was
no interruption of their laying. Tho results
wero the Ix-st I ever saw in nn exs-ricuco of
eighteen years. My thirty pullets were nil
just sis months old when they commenced
laying. I never saw such return of eggs. In
ju-t eight weeks utter they coiniiicncud to lay
the thirty pullets laid 1 117 eggs; which 1
aserilsxt to the use of Sheridun s Condition
Powder, to make hens luy.'' Tho new and
enlarged edition of tl-.n I'lirmers' Poultry
liuiile contains much information upon thu
aloVB subject. I. S. Johnson -V Co., X-i Cus
tom House Street, Poeton, Muk., ithe only
manufacturers of Sheridan's i'owder, to
make bens lay) will send a tiuiite, lost paid,
to any address for '.'5 cents in Mumps: or two
S-'j cent pucks of Sheridun s I'owder and thn
book for If) cents, live packs f I. A lurge'J1
pound i on of the I'owder for f l.'JO postpaid
nd the liulde free; six cans express pre
paid They will u ud a tustiuiuu'sd circular
free to any one.
Lou Cabins were st rong
holds of love, contentment,
health and happiness. Coon
skins were nailed to the
door aud they wero the
happy homes of strong,
healthy, noble men and
women. Tho simple but ellcctivo rem
edies which curried them to green old
age nre now icproduced in Warner's
"Tipi cennoo" und Warner's I og
Cabin Sursttpuiillu and other Log Cabin
Itemed ics.
IP
John Tod , a Scotchman, who has jnst
published in Edinburgh a book entitled,
'Bits About America,' says that Ameris
can woman havo great power of express
ing what they mean.
Their Onlv Medietas Chest.
1ikkiiuiior, Montana, lire. Ill, IWi.
I hnvo been using Ph imihiktu' 1'ii.i.s for
the lost thirteen years, and though I have had
nine children, 1 have never hsd a ihx-tor In the
house, rxrept three times, when we hud nn epi
demic of ernrlet fever.whlch we soon banished
by a vigorous use of ItiiAMiHKTU'n I'ii,ij. I
have used them for mysclf.two or threeanlght
for a month, for liver complaint, dyxrilu,
nnd constipation. In (llarrlio-a, crumps, wind
colic, lndlestl(in, one or two Huamhiktu's
rilJJi fixed tho children nt once. A Isn of
1'llls Is all the medicine client we require Iu the
bouse. Wo utie them for rheumatism, co!tls,
catarrh, hillotmiirss, nnd Impure blood. They
never have failed to cure all the above com
plaints iu a very few days.
Wll.1,1 m W. It. Mll.l.Klb
An Inspector says women nro slinriHT
smugglers than ineu.
The ('ninhitf ( ntuel.
It Is fdHi i. il by a gniii fnl patron Hint the
hest comet will iippi-iir in the form of n huge
l -till-. ha lug "(miIiIcii Ali-ilii nl I ii-( nvi r " In-M-hls-d
upon il hi i Imiiiei.-i-,. Whi ther
this mm it hihI (,(,), I'liiiiplmieiit will In' veil
lied, lemnins in he wi n. Inn I ir. I 'o n t- will
continue lo send lortli Hint wumti-i till vrirc
talilc compiimnl, niul pop nt i-r:nllentor of :is
eue. It has nn i ipial in mislii itiul nnd health
K lug propi-rin s, inr iiiipui iin Igor niul I. mi
ll i Hie liter illld kill lie y-.lll plllllt ing Hie lllm-il,
nnd thromrh it i ti ini-i n mill 'renew ing ilu
whole stiin. l-'nr scrofulous humor--, and
ii'M-iinipiinii, nr lung serilula, in lis em iy
Mages, it is,i H.-llie .-iH-t-i lit-. lifiig-iiU.
A new derby but is in a c dor called pirns
burr.
A (tenetnl Tlr.np
Of nil the menus of pulilh- convrvnnee In a
large city, even for n few limitsi, during n strike
of the cni"loes, means a general luirnlyiug
of traile niul iiubi-liy for the lime lieiug, ami
I- a 1 1 tin It 1 1 Willi hii enormous aggregate Ims in
the community. Mow much more serious In
the Indiviilual Is the general tic-upnf lilss.
tern, know n ns coie l ipal ion, and due to tin
strike of the nint Importtiiil otgnns for more
iriiileut t realuieiit niul Is-ller t are. If tint loin;
neglected, a lorplil or sluggish liver w ill pot
ibn e serious fonns of kidney mid liver ills
eases, malarial tnuihle anil chroiile ilyspepsln.
Ir. I'leree's I'li a-imt I'nrimlive IVMt ts nre a
ireventiveaiii cure of tht-.it illm.ril. pt. They
are prompl. mire mid effective, jileasant lo
lake, niul .u-llin ly liurinless.
Andrew Carnegie's me .me is ( I ,. a , a fj n
) nr.
WAnNKU'sltiig Cnhln Heinedii-s old fnsh
lolnd, simple compomiiis, ut-etl in the days of
our hnrdv forrfal hers, are "tiii timers' but.
"old re'lalile."'riiev comprise n "Snr - nparl Iu."
"Hops and Hut tin Henieily," "Ctiiikli ami Con
sumiitlon Itenieily," "Hair Toiiie, "Kxirael,"'
for Vtsiernal nnd Internal I'm-, "l'lasters,''
"Hose t 'resin," for Cniiirih. uud "Liver I'ilN."
They are put up liy II. II. Warner Ac Co., pro
pria tors oi Warner sSuft- Keint-tlles. m il prom
ise to cttud the stiiuilnril nine of thoMi great
preparations. All ilruggistK ket p thvlu.
The Kwi'tlunlKiriaiis ot this country num
ber 5,7"0.
Women's Werk.
Tliere Is no end to tin- tacks which tlnilv con
front the gissl housewife. To Is-a mici essful
boust-kecper, I he llrst reipiisite is cih health.
How can a wommi eoiiteml agulnl Hut trials
mid worries of housckcf ping if she is-MitTermg
from I hose distressing irregularities, ailments
mid wcukiics-cs pet ullar lo her sex? I Jr.
I'leree's Kiivorito I 'rescript ion is a itieftllc for
tliest- disoiders. The only remedy, wild liy
druggists, under n osttivc giutnilitee from the
maniiliM liners, .--alislnriioii guarautts-ti iu
every com-, or inoin-y refuiided. See prilitetl
KUurnnleeou Isittlu wrapper.
Aunnias Smit h is thu u met of a Virginia
justice of the peatv.
Nil Oi-icm In I'iso's Cure for CoiiMiinptiou
Cures where oilier remedies fall.
ELY'S CREAM BALM
Prlre HO Cents,
ll.lt t'IKK
CATARRH
innlw Ralm InlA arh nntlrit
MARVELOUS
DISCOVERY.
Any Imok Irnrnrd In mi rmtthiiie
l nil iiiiJr.iiii rurnl.
Spi'HklMii wllhmii nnlras,
Whnllv iinlilti nrikllr.nl rvttiniai,
IMritry romlritiiM'd liv fiip-tiv turt
(ri-Mt iinliirs iiu iilH lo irr. rHihiti nets r !.
1 ttiiNisi'tiii4, viiii iiiiiintnM i if lr Win, A limn
iimiimI. tht woi II litnil hwrinlirtt lu Miii'l tlliM i
Iijitih'l .rrnll TliiiiiMnmis tlit wr uf IVychol
ciHt,.l. l. IliicKlfv, l. I., Kilihir ft llir hi m
linn Ahiuttt, i itrl I'rut'lor Oiu ht'lriitittt,
uu I "Mi n, Mhf Mt lifly
I'UuK. A. UJlhKI'1 l., ia riftli Av.. Npw York.
SI60
FARMERS
SAW MILL.
Ml.lftKH, tM I'lan.n.
AUo IIkhk liiiirovi.
in ninr wit w .Mill
W ith I in.iHAl
1 tJ 1 trial ll ltr ti
ll Hi r Mimulltt
H si. I lis Ht Woilt
llil )mtltlH 'a-
rt'iitm Krirtiitii
I f,i. Miiniiri)-
t Ul I'll liV thr
Hi:m (Hon Woiikm, Hal. ni, N. C,
Writ l-r rirctiUr,
ASTHMA cubed
mMw rmitis iu Uio wonil otUMM.liiiurmroTiiiiuri I
aiilnaitvp ; n ecu rare wimrn I nthr Tail
l.Woiinirfrl'.r.rrTifiiL H(unrl
Ttir
10 YEARS
COWBOY.
Full of thrill i lite (iWriituri s.
'I h.- himk you Imve Is.ii
liKikliiu Inr, hut tint lii l
know wlieru tti.-l. Nutily
AOO i-Hsra. Iiiuutiluiiy
l. .it ml. In. i. .Ml,, ti. u.
MAI.l.tJIi.llisiilst.ittn. Ill
FRAZER
AXLE
RDCACC
ISEHT ll TIIF. WOUI.D U II a.fl l
isurttuaumiuiux Kh'm r-rwtiittrn.
0
PIUM HABIT
PsinlHSsly riinvl tn 10 lo tl
iiutit. Sttiiitftiiuiii or lloina
J ri'ittiii.-lit. I rial In-. Not ure. No I'rtV The
Hum a ue II em etly In., I.n l; el let I ml.
linilF " 1 1 V. It.h -k.-.-i.ntr. llii-liii.sform
nm' I'e Ull-.li. Anllilll. lie. Sh'.rl li.lll.l. etc.,
I tlmriiiiKlily U'IkIiI lv Mtll.. lireiil ns fnit
Hi Vltl I's tilleue, Mam Kt., Itiillulu, N. V
I'li'te iltlil.O..HiMnicnisthlr IIiiilai'ollivi-.KeMHl. n
Isl-.'sy. nl-uilhl.eil III Isl e I li ' vritiluutitl. l-'nr eitl-
li-tititt uihlrt-HH William T. Miller. M. It ,is; hup'-nor ht.
Wr waul Oooil Iti'llittiiii Agents to m.-I I our Kutnilv
Me.tii-lnes. for terms. ee-. H'tit--isi-t 1 1 Kit A N
M 1 fill MS K I'll. KIMiriis-'i-i-.Vt.iv Vo'k
fjkff t dar. Smple4 worts iuv KRiif
SW 9 Llutt ii'H MiKlnr th burntt'M feet, wrlut
WW iirewatsir Surely llitlu nul.l.rls), Molly, V.-n
14 at VI Live l hottt il OMkfl laitr mou.y wuklnfcruilhtn
tfUastl st nylliinl In th wnrl.t l:nlir i c.rtllTnuifll
rutfc. ii'fttK HkK. AMi.., lui a 4 Co., AitrfStln, Umtut.
TCVAC I AMn-'itnno.000k''rbMI ssrlriil
I lIHu IHflU lural nml vriirinir Isml fnrMtle.
A.IUrtss l.UIII.I V dv rOKTtlt.Usllus.Tr.
Dili' DiIIm Creal Enoliih Gout and
Diail S rlllSa Rkeumatio Remady.
Ovnl Has. 3 ll round. II I'llls.
ltaUU ft IIU I ha ftlM
EPS!
mm;:
sVU4. 1 Ji
I I MOT,
si era
Pnti'tsrsstoyearmnni-Tenafrnmornii tjfreeut. ThaFIsrf PRjlNDSUCltFll
HA IIK
lsnt)-iiiiitf!ya-trratiijv-tn lfuoor.si.il will kci-a ytvu urv in tlis liartleat alurut
A-jtlor Ilio-'VISIC XltAM)'1
sti" at-nl lT(""rr.i n Is I'
5!2icoos OH
FRESH, STmJNO EVIDENCE.
Prompt. fort Srmii, III . H.r it. !
Lil Sprint vst tkri wllh lsm ksrk 4 m$
fftri-4 anntS. tUfuM bf SI JsrtlM Oil srS ksvst
S rUr f psln B1LLISI IB.
Bare. urr. til . vr ll. nn
t nftrM wt'B p In lack alioat 10 asnaios
Sua wtitc laltl twit vtostka 1 waa sraS k
i aceb Oil, sa4 lhara kta bras nt- r?srn af a aUa
WILLIAM tTStaiLTS.
Fermanent. Tnm Wlrk , Vay 1 IMS
Abttat th Iprlnf of 'M aa likas Uk acfcaal
sad ralna tit htp attS kark; waa rarvS ky ona has
tla or B( Jacobs 011 anil kaa ratlnad ptrntiaaaS
aaralaca. t. I'MKIS. rilnMUJU
at rnraiMff i Asn'ntAi.kRS
THE CHARLES A. VOGHLER CO.. Baltimore.
Diamond Vcra-Cura
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
A roimvi cess rea isninrsTus Alto Ate
usnaah tr-sMt Atitlng Ibanfrasi.
I'nnr Ihvmjirt a. (,. , ,i.il r i'r HUl (Tl V"
Cimi tttr ii tf n.; ulr'ii'ii. iinie,1. or i' 1. 1 Ifsr
trii! ft v "I'l'f e rwip nl .'i i-.'. ( , v,rrt (i ta
ft oii.f. .SiirtiV 'rn' ei rr - . ' i j vrni vnp.
THE CIIAfllCS a. VOr.ClEB CO.. Oallimort. Kd.
fevlt I'rv'l4t(lwi a.il ..Ku,av'yiit.
r x v
t?? ECTICTI
EMULSIOM
OF PURE COD LIVER GIL
&m HYPOPIIOSPHITES
Almost a9 Palatcblo 03 Milk.
fVinrnlttltit ffie ntlmiilnthni irott-rfe of t tut
iffto;iaafcfi- rnmlitnnt trl:h tlir I tilttmimft
anil Slrrtifithrnlnfi ;iiiif(l.s ' fml tlrrrfHt.
thr fmtrney oj twill In-lntl tnn.irhj Oirrrasni,
A Hcnicdy fcr Consumption.
For Wasting in Childron.
For Scrcfalous Affocticns.
For Anxmia and Lobility,.
For Coughs, Cold3 ti Throat AfToctians:
7i Virf, A 1. 1, ilfsrasrs irhrrn thrrr iit itia
flnmnmthm nf th Throat oml I.niik, m
WASTIStt Oh' TllK fl.l SII, ,! a iriT
IF M.Uft: VtnriJt, imlhinn in l4 trwrltt
fijuult thin iKirnrufWe l muUlun.
SOLD CY ALL DRUCCIST3.
DR. SCHENCK'S
Pulmonic Syrup
Is the olile-t nnil te-;l el.iMI-mei ineiticio
for diret t tiratmetit of Consumption
and all iirlt-t tiotis of lunj;
it ripens nml loor.em the tuhenles.
I Riils the I.unjts ef purulent mutter,
Cle;tns nnj heals tl.c sere 5Hts,
M.iles new Mnoil and helps circulation.
O . Prevents, other llt-poiits of tuhrn lr.
I Helps tlie return of flc.h and rpitit.
Currs whrre other remedies, fail.
Do not fail to send for Tr Si hrntVs new
and nilmiral le treatise on tlie I.tuis, Hie
Liver, nnd the. Stotnath, with their th .rasi-i
and cure. It alioiimls In ext cllftil intormn
lion, nnd will i;ive you ideas alinut thrsn
vital cirr uis mid the liws of health ym
never had hrfore. Sent lire.
DR. CCHCNCK'S MEDICINES:
PURtlV VCUCTABLC.
PULMONIC SYRUP,
SEAWEED TONIC AND
MANDRAKE PILLS
sre for sale ly all rni(;Klsts. Full prlntej
ilirri-tiiuis with rat h p.o k.iRr. Address alt
ttiiiiniumeations lo Ur. J. 11. Schcnck & Suav
I'liiladclphia, i'a.
i T t - i A t. i.wtis 'Mm et.i-
CUIUS WNLIil ALL tLSt (AILS.
Dust t'outlll Hyl lli. Tiv-tos 4ltHHl. Cse PI
iu lone, rtnin oy tirtl'i.'lHTM.
I tflinvu riso'n Cur
for ('otiMiiiiiPtioii NHvetl
nv life. A. 11. DowKl.t.,
Kilitor Kiiiiiir-r, 1-Mon-ton,
N. i, Ajuil lMM".
'I'lie iii'-st I'iiiiliIi Meili
eino is 1'iso'm (.'I'iii-: Kilt
Ciinmimi-tkin. Chililrea
titkn it witlnuit olijeeltun.
' ity ull ilrui;giHtM. 'Mr.
ti CllldS Whllll ALL llSt I AllS.
Ilust4 oiivlt Hyni. J'ustM uootl. I'
ot tiini-. rtohiov iiru4,-iriiti.
WEBSTER
imCTIONARof ITSELF .
.Kino morn Words im.t m arly (I0( more lllas
liatiuh.s than any other Amern iiu I'ietionsr;.
An Invaluable Companion
in every riehool nml at every J-'IreMde.
rtol'l l y ul jliioLsrllers. Illustrated 1-umntiM
sent free.
C. a C. MERRIAM CO., lub'rH,SrlnK(ild,Ham.
In.! anna ttf(r Ih ' rbataiBistd t If vmit
AfMlrr lisai.'i (. titt U N . m l4rio fur IHfMlrBsaf
f at I l ! if linos III flea, lnlt t a, I'wlit tat,
sVaw alVUI. f. LUtftLL AUBS (O , atuiAfra, Jt.tu.la,
JONES
PAYSthe FREICHT
T Uaijon HralsMw
r lrt, ltT hwlmf, T t
Tut aVsMaaa Kaai Bat tm
860.
Iran alt. Aaala. rat laa im
aaMafi tklt asaar aaa mtttmm
lasts of UNONsairaa. -
BIMJfl AS1TON. N.
. Ism Best ,
Waterp root Coat
LierMe.
i.i( kmuna takiiimoilii-r. ll your alurt-karpar itoa a
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