The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, June 21, 1888, Image 4

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Deaiic to call the attention of the Public to their Largo nnd Varied Stock of
PoairiraiftiiBtre
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and Kinall Musical Instruments. Wo carry the largest stock of tho ahovo goods in Central Pennsylvania, and a visit to
our ppaciouii w arc room, w ill fully repay you and wo hcroby extend a cordial invitation to visit us and get our prices bo
before purchasing. Wo are offering our arpet Slock at special prices and have made great reductions in. every department.
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REMEMBER : OUR GOODS ARE DELIVERED. FREE TO ANY PART OP SNYDER COUNTY I
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Ve also have a full lino of Oil shades, Lace, Damask, Turkoma Curtains, Curtain poles, Cornice, &c, in
fact an Ihinir pertaining to tho furnishing of a houso and nil at prices 25 per cent lower than city prices.
J. It. SMITH & Co. (Limited.)
220,222, 221, Front St., Milton
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CHARITY HOSI'ITAL
BAD 8CENE3 AM0N3 AN UNFOR
t TUNATE CLASS OF PEC PLC.
lleeloa Work a
Klae Ilondretl
I I'lnrknHI'e I-.l:iud.
SulTe.ru re t'ndir One
Hoot A lijliia Cilrl NuMo l w.li
Charity Oatald Work.
' Tb ladles of tbs nilsMon pnllieiwl ap
tbslr packages and pnjie-rs and divided In
two parties ins to visit tho jx tiitt nt lury
and do thsrs tlio beautiful wuiU wl.U.h
Ellcabsth Pry Initiated, tlis o?Ur to tho
Qiarltv hospital, aud with llio latter I
uk A stnall room Is set ajmrt there
for the uss of tlio mlaeloti. Tl tul It s In
It wsn alrtaily covered with bankets of
fruit, glasMis of Jolly, bottles of Nvf to,
cans of oyster, and various oilier dell
eacleev By euob bnsltut lay a nu'iiUr of
paper and rvllons tnxts. After brief
(religious services tho Indies t' urutcil,
oMch taking bur own bok-t nnd rending
matter to tho ward slio was ai slned to.
Dure, nndur lids ono roof, nro I'UO lummti
beings, n every ronccl v;.llo htujro of
Suffering " Tlio angs of ovcrty ruv In
creased a Liuidril fold when dltionso
MImw In Its cruel clutches tlio unliuppy
vlctlm Few people aro fottuiii.to enough
to escape tho knowlcdgo of bodily pain.
Host, Indeed, can rccullort nt leant ono
Mason of physical wretchedness. To be
aura, there was a soft b'.d and eliivkd
windows, skilled euro urn) loving atten
tions, doctors whosuid plenKiuit tlilnfrsutnl
disguised their doses, dellcloiiH trilles thut
appeared by mnglo, and a thoi.Hund In
(Villous surprises to civuto an appetite or
win a smile. With all that, smii!tblti(r
Ilk a shuddur comes over ono at tho
thought of a repetition of tho experience
To go through award In tlio Charity Ion
pltal convinces you that tho primer of
misery baa yet to be mas to rod by tho rf.t
of ua Imagine yourself on a narrow and
lumpy bod. the light from a row of big
windows boating In yourcyubrdl, tho feet
of the convalescents shufillug and scuf
fling over tho bare floor, tho whitewashed
walla, devoid of even a wall paper pattern
to b deciphered, tbo callous young doctor
to whom you aro but a bit of experluuco,
and the food such that If well your
torrmeh and sonvs wpuld revolt at It.
As to flitvern. bookv - lid and lirii'l
adorn, they come on - rn,i.
After all rt fi-loti
trt b l.rir "
tlculsr tbit i.mde aMrofonr. ...1,111.- .1 .n
upon 1 n ,-lrl Id. no Irmt f',-r:,- i.f i-n
sumption HI110BS had roblx d her f n o of
the eoarsmcMs It may have haJ In In ui.h
Through tho vu!l that death ;-lifti:.,j
over tt shine splendid black eyes and a
akin painfully brilliant la coloring. A
licsvy mass of short black hulr fulla over
lor forehead, nearly mooting tho lar.-re
dark brows that somn to havo Uen
painted rath or than grown on the mnrMe
Bkln. Thoro Is something curioint un.
chocking la this dread "iuuUei;;i" ,,f
caso that reminds ono of tho ht:i ; l.nt
there Is no counterfeit present i:., nt of
liealtb Id the long, emaciated han.l.i that
)lo no norvolossly on tho bcd'im'.t. Hy
the side of the bed U a liltlo rt.m.1, n; ..n
U Bible aud a mug of water that I t nil
Alary wa breuthlng lit low j h. Ih r
lips were purehod, hor oyes de-p..!ri;ig
Suddouly they full upon tho visii, r I:i a
moment ih was transformed Whi-nthat
vIhUoi luld on th Uttlo tuMe a -:i f
ordinary white bread and butter tenia
blfl orariL") the clrl half ralm .l 1,.tm If i m
lior elbow to look bor grutHn !,
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luxury exprcssod In that A t
and buttoi no one can lnn,'iu.' u.;i t.
look at tho dark, atlcky stu:T t;.- ... 1 .
that U called by that unuie l.i tl.o in
pltaL Then tho eontlo mly.-l mary r. 1 y
and talked to tuo girl, win u vrned
eAjrorlr. "No c;n9o!ja.C9r;',' to too mo
but yon," she said, simply, "aud tLu da) a
and nights are so long."
"Is there anything you would Uht?"
asked the lady
"Vts. ma am. If you pl saso. I shouli
0 Ilk a Ut U mixed randy," Eahl ttiody
Ing g-lrL "Vousoo, tho medicine tauten
o bad. and we don't have nothing to tako
after It." Tho candy was pMiuhcJ, nnd
with her bnart Ux her voice the lady nt.
tered a little prayer and left tho ciinYrer
composed and comforted. It Ih a dark
dny In a patient's lifo when tho dnetr
ay she may have anything bUo likes -tbat
Is. that visitors choose to fivo her
and many and singular aro tlio jm tit i. nn
showing the sufferer's idea of luxury
One sinking from tho effects ot an opera
tlou begs for a tasto of mixed pickles,
another wants "Just ono bohgny, inii'uiu;"
a third auks for a glaws of ginger ulo, and
an old wotnao begs for "u cup of re:J
tea"
flolng from one ward to nnother tt Is
tho same story told over and ov.t n-alji
of suffering, for the mout port diunh, of
moral blindness and mental tnM.Ty It la
nuious, though, to note tho dilToretico of
reception given to the mUrfiou vUltorj by
the now and old ones.
In the surgical wards wcro many des
' perotely III women Ono of thorn mar
the doot was uenrly over tho threshold of
life 4 U01 gluwd eyes wore fixed upuit a
child her only one, brought to hiC1 for a
farewel klita Tbe little fellow crowed
nd eaprod about merrily In the lap of
the woman who held him, uncouaclous of
the meaning of tbe scone. As his mother's
eyollds full be was laughing outright
with dolighL It would be painful and
dreary to go even In pen from ono ward
to another In this stronghold of suffering.
It sttems as If the very walls of tt would
weep, and tbe lights weigh down the
heart of tbe outsider.
A few of the branch charities aro the
loan relief, which lends rubber cushions,
Invalid chairs, hot water bags and bed
rests to tbe poor convalescent; the
mothers' meeting, where good advice and
Libia reading go hand in baud with sew
ing the Thanksgiving fund, which sup
' fifty rive pour famllios with a good
t7w Unit day; the bittkot trade,
' on the uioluur Is viorklur out
. suublUV Jior littlo 1
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1 vuue witu a
pall of good hot fijod; the kitchen garden,
wdero liltlo rirls nro cutvfuMy taught,
anJ tlio ptotoctlve worn, wucli blmii to
euro for tha fmnalo ftranger from tho
country ot abroad ntitil sho finds work.
-4s Koliort I i'ortor In Now York
Pitss,
Ptftfnr4l' Cnlvorstfy and Cof ilnrat Ion.
1 a: ked ns to tho Hfanford imlvcrMlty,
and H'liator Staufnrl iihowel mo wmio of
tho photo0-raplm of tlio buildings mi tiny
aro today, lie box photographs scut him
every month showing the piogress of tho
building, and these hint .photographs show
that It Is only 11 littlo aliovo the founda
tion. Tho dithign of this university U lu
tho fchnpo of thrco rjuadrungles and It
will have a half miloof roveml culotinades.
Tho only high feature of tho building la
the chapel tower, aud tho design Is
Spanish. Tlio building will consist of a
scrh of long, low lmlU. As I underHtond
It, tho unlvornlty Is to cover an area of
about COO feet by ISOO feet, which would
bo ulxiut au acm and u hulf mro than
thut covered by tho Capitol at Wunhlng
ton. Thoro uro alKjut fi.OOO acres of
ground about tho college building, and, it
Is khIiI, though I do not get tho facts from
Seiuitor Stanfortl, thut tho gift of tho
university lu riiind nuuiheri amounts to
ii.OtiO.OOO. In this gift Is Included tho
acres of good California land which
Is (riven to tho university.
I asked (senator .Stanford as to tho co
education of tho Hexes, and ho told me
thht women would bo admitted to tho
imlverKtty as well 11s nni, lUid ho said ho
thought at least r cent, could bo
added to the productive power of tho
United Mates by tho women of tho United
Slates entering those occupations for
which they wcro fitted, uiul that without
their undertaking any profession or bmd
neH which would bo unwomaidy or dis
tasteful to them. Ho bald ho thought tho
future of tho laboring classes lay in auch
education as would tit them to tako od
vnntago of their Hurroundings, and thut
the raw materials of tho world wero great
enough to provide ull tho clll.eus of tho
world with nil tho com forts of life, and
the luxuries, too, If thoso citizens brought
Invention to their uld and upplled their
labor lu tho right direction, llu referred
to tho McCormlck reaper, which now ena
bles u farmer to cuft, thrush and Rack 100
pounds of wheat for a cent and a half a
snc.and xald that California alono could
. "iiough fol to feed tho wholo
' States. CarjKmtcr'B Interview
ator Stjuiford. .
In I'i;nrn to abate the smoko nulsanco
r forded rather a startling Idea of tho
w e tiful cxtravaganro of tho present sys
'e ti of combustion. Iloro is a nummary
of a late report of tho Smoke Ahutomcut
'iibtituto: Tho weight of tlio nnoko cloud
oir tho city Is est limited ut about fifty
'oii.i of Holld carlnm and 2.T0 tons of hydro
'iirbon and carbonic oxido gases. From
I' tual tcbts, tho vahio of coal uctuully
iv.u.teij through tho obidinwy of tho
'i" kui ys is A'.i" i;M0, or 42 pur cent, of
1)10 uinount expended for coal lu Iindon,
1 liuL being tho percent ago of heat that
.pes up chimney without wunulu;r
inyhody. This wa.sto ulo caused 11 lino
ie s expenditure of i'ilC 'ii) formrting
:d, to say nothing of the wear and tear
.f streets and of i3,(!U0 mure for curling
iv.ay ahhes.
Altogether, ubout l2,r,Q0,0()t) 3 nrly
ilnown awuy in lmCon. Add to this
t,-,(i Ml.fXK) f ir injury to property from tho
-leoko huleii utiuo: phere, und tin 10 Is
h..wn a total of i'l,.7)0.iio0 which Imdon
innually 1 is.-s bnuso of its failure to
eirn coul under proper conditions. Nuurly
dl this waste and htnoko could bo pro
vented by general adoption of Improved
inii!id'i of constructing chimneys, fire
ffaeeji, furnaces uud heaters. Sufcty
S'nlve. "
TulHtel on Medical Fclnnco.
ToLt .i does not lsdiovo In ucieneo, and
liu thinks, In particular, thut uicdichl
vlcnco Is pn.gros.iUig In an entirely wrong
liriH'tlnn.
"Medical scleuco," ho Bays, "Is entirely
Ni-rniiged for tho wealthy classes and it
has adopted for Its task tho healing of
tho peoplj who ran obtain everything for
IheiUNelves, and It attempts to heal thoso
who jKjb.iexs no superiiuity by tho same
means. Tlio phyniciun has studied with
'clehrificN In tho capitals, who only retain
p. ti. uts who cuu bo cured In tho hos
pital, and v. ho, In tho course of their
cum, can purchuso tlio appliances rcijuhdto
for healing and oven go ut onoo from tho
north to the houth to some baths or other.
NjetK'o Is of such a nature that oviry
rural I'liVHlclan lainciits rx niuso there uro
no means of curing worklngmen, becnuno
ho is so jioor that liu baa not tho means to
pla'-o tho sick inau In tho proper hygienic
"i iii'Jtious; and ut thouuuio tlmo this phy
sician complains rhat thoro uro no hos
pitals aud that ho cannot get through
with his work, that ho needs assistants,
more doctors uud pructltioners."- New
Vurk Medical Itecord.
A Imigeruus Mavbioe.
Ono of our inventions tho whlrlglg,
which sprung during tho winter from tho
lack of hills to coast upon und Ico to
si, sio over counlf ted of a long polo hung
on tho top of a Hhort upright ist, net In
thu inld.it of a BtmUl pond of ice. To tho
longer end of tho polo wus attached a bled
iiy ropes as long oj tho elzo of tho pond
admit led. Power waa opplioj to the
hhort end of the pole by a boy or boys
walking lu steps cut m the Ico, and push
ing. It will bo seen that tho most fright
ful speed could bo almost instantly at
tained. The sled was llko a etono in a
sling, and there was a point whoro it rose
in tho air with a swlngliko that of a swal
low, to touch tho loo ouly at intervals.
Tho dangerous mochluo was given up
when the skating really began; besides,
tho spring ice would not bear tbe strain
of tho swoop as it revolved upon tin up
right pout. Iinmlln Garland In American
Cincinnati boasts tha llffgost pin pool
game la Um country.
"CUEAflXG" A MUSTAX0.
CKILL D;SPLAYED DY TEXAS MARK3
r.lEN IN CAPTURING WILD HORSES.
The Aoltnala Formerly a Great Nnlnane
to Cattle Ilaliioi---Catching an t'litnmml
Mustans with a Ktlle Ila!l Irreelalra
abl Vlelons Itrtstea.
3. T. IlilL who for many years has been
engaged hi catllo raising In Texas anil the
Indian territory, remarked to a reporter
tho other dayi "In the early days of tho
cattle business In Texas, from 18-17 to
1S00, tho ranges were overrun by bonds
of wild horses. These animals wore a
groat culsatiro, as they would got mixed
with our loose horses and run them off
when any ono approached. As a rule thoy
were a rough, 111 shaped set of beaols, and
almost untainablo, so that fow attempts
wero over mode to catch them, It being
considered best to shoot them on sight
and thus get rid of a disturbing InQuonco
In our horr.8 herds. Sometimes, howover,
a really fine snlmal would bo seen and tho
ranch meu would try hard to secure It.
Hut tho ordinary mole of capture, lasso
ing, could seldom bo used ngnlmit wild
horses, and these bcusta were very shy.
ami even a poor horso, cwTylng no weight,
could outstrip s very fine animal with a
man ou bis back. 1 have chased wild
horses 100 times and have become thor
oughly convinced of tho truth of tho
English racing naylng that tho weight of
a stablo key will win or loso a raco.
KOVKL METIIOn OF CAITUIiO.
"In this extremity the Tcxoiia Ubcd to
resort to a mcuus of capturing tho hone
which Is, 1 believe, exclusively American
It was discovered, 1 do not know how,
thut a blow upon a particular slnow In a
horse's beck, located Just abovo where tho
eplno joins tho skull, would paralyze the
animal temiKirarily without doing it any
permanent Injury. In those days tho
Texuns wcro nearly without exception
line bhots. and at short ran go could send
a rillo ball with phenomenal accuracy.
Tho horses could not be approached cx
ayt on foot, and It was impossible to
catch them ou horseback. But, not to bo
overcome by any such difllculttea, the
cowboys discovered a way to capture
them. Taking hU rule, a hunter would
crawl through tho thick chaparral until
within fifty or sixty yards of tho horse be
desired to secure. Thou, taking careful
he would endeavor to send a bullet
tuo binew " tien this was properly done
the horse would full us If struck by light
ning aud remain luscnulble for ten or Of
teen minutes, recovering completely In an
hour or two, with no worse Injury than a
Blight wound hi the back of tho neck that
soon healed. Of course many bullets went
mttay uud hundreds of horses wero killed,
but a good shot would secure about oun
horso In three that ho attempted to
'rreiif.o,' as this modo of cupturo was
cidlcd
"The largo calibre riiles commonly lu
use wcro not adapted to this pocidlar modo
of hunting, as If they touched tho slnow
they weto sure to brouk It, and tho
wounds tho 41 or calibre balls lutltctod
were too Bcvero The weapon uidveraally
employed In creasing mustangs ivua tho
old Hawkins rillo, which carried a bullet
not much larger than a pea, hail a net
trigger and required but a bniull chargoof
powder Tlieso weujions wero wonder
fully accurate up to ICO yards, but hi
dieted a trilling wound, and tho ballet
wus likely to lake a roureo through boft
fleidi around any hurl object. Instead of
touring through It, as a turgor ball pro
pellod by a heavier churgo, of powder
would do Hundreds of mustangs, al
ways tho best anlmuls n tho herd, used
to bo created every year, und this prao
lice was kept up until tho herda had eu
tlruly disappeared.
I,Ul OP MUCH L'liE.
"Some of the burses thus scenrod wcro
vary tough and flout auimalB, but fow
wore of any practical uso. Nearly all
wore stallions, as a wild more that wus
good for anything wus seldom seen, and
tho captured borsei wore nearly, without
exception, Irroclalmubly vicious, oven
whou judged from tho Texas standpoint.
Evon when broken to the saddlo thoy
could only bo ridden by tho very best
horsemen, and wero always on tho look
out to do their riders an Injury Strange
to say, they seldom tried to kick, but a
man had to he continually on tho lookout
for their fore foot and teeth. They only
used thulr hind foot when a man was
aliout to mount, but nearly every ono of
them had a trick of kicking forward as
soon as tho rider put his fcot iu tho stir
rup, and unless be was wary ho would re
eclvo a terrible blow on tho leg.
"I used to own a horse that, I belloro,
could scratch himself between the ears
with his hind foot, his hind leg being ap
parently mado of India rubber. The lit
stant he felt a foot in tike stirrup his hind
hoot would come forward with tho speed
of lighting, la the attempt to Inflict a
most vicious kick. I gave up mounting
htm In tho usual way, and always used to
vault Into the saddle without touching
the stirrups, a feat easily enough per
formed In my younger days, although I
would have somo diiliculty In dolug It
now . I used to llko to ride wild horses,
but aftur one or two narrcw escapes from
their deadly fore foot, which they would
use If a man carelessly stood In front ol
them, I gave it up and stuck to tha tains
stock." -St. Louis Poet DUpatch,
Tbe Note to Iltame.
A pry sox lo Is the nanio Pr. Ouye, of
Amsterdam, chooses for inattoutlveness,
and bo qulto singularly finds that the
uoso is a cause of It. A dull boy become
quick to learn after certain tumors had
boon taken from tho uose, and a man who
bod boon troubled wfth vertigo and bux
big in the ears for twelve years found'
mental labor easy after a llko operation.
In a third ease a medical student was aim
tlarly rulieved. I)r. Guye supposes that
thus uaoal troubles affect tho brain bv
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preventing tho cerebral lymph frouiclrcu
Ltticj fiWy. FvaLJt Leslie's,
TeleenpherV Signal Code.
There la nothing that gladdens tbe eyes
of tho telegraph editor qulto as much as
tho magical "80." The compositor at the
caso likos to seo It, too. for ho knows It is
tha end of telegraph copy for the night.
The telegraph operator has a fancy for
"CO" also.as, Indeed, luvs every ono who has
anything to do with telegraph or a news
paper office. This '.TO" means literally
"tho end." and Is the signal tbat tho tele
graph report Is completo for tho tdght,
but just wby It should be so or bow this
came about no one can probably tell with
any accuracy, but It Is a part of a code of
signals adopted by telegraph operators
long ago. Tbcy hit upon It at random,
doubtless, and It serves its purpose satis
factorily. By the same token tho figure
"1" Is used as the signal, "Walt a min
ute;" "8," and sometimes "12," means
"I understand;" "IS" means "trouble;"
"2.V Is "busy on auothcr wire."
Thoso are the signals most commonly
used by operators engaged on ordinary
business or dispatches intended for tbe
newspapers, but signals and ciphers are
used In a thousand occupations. The
train dispatcher has his codo, and tho
signals therein save him a world of work
and pounding of the key. For Instance,
"7" may meau "tralu ordors" and "0" be
tho signal used by tbe president of tho
road. When "0" flashes along oveythlng
on tho wire gets out of the way, just as
everything Is sidetracked wheu tho presi
dent's car comes whizzing down the rolls.
It can be readily understood how these
signals savo tlm and labor, on the
pruiciplo that stenography U better
adapted to tho condensation of phrases
and sentences than longhand; In a single
Pgv.ro a world of meaning can bo ex
pressed, but to tho ovorwokod telegraph
eL',or, who has boon slaving all n!gnt
with his head clone to a goa lamp, and
whoso brain Is buzzing and sizzling, tho
signal "80" Is the sweetest and tho dour
est of thorn alL Chicago Tribune.
An Actor In Honolulu.
Booth told a very amusing story when
he was here last of a trip he took 14
Honolulu, when ho was younger and
knocking about California. Some actor
came up from Australia who bad stopped
at tho Sandwich Islands. lie Inflamed
Booth on the subject of tbat dramatic El
Dorado. lie scraped together all the
money be could and went to Honolulu,
lie bad fifty dollars when, ha arrived.
With that money be hired the theatre for
five weeks VTon dollars a woek, tie
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rangnniLvv to give a show. . It was to be
"Iilchard ill." The two or throe people
played all tho parts. Ono man played
four, and ono woman two, and so on.
Tlio question of billing tho town arose
Uo managed to got some posters, but he
had nothing to stick thorn up with 11 1
.bought a bucket of "pol"and some starch
or stud that would help It. mixed his
panto and sent a small Kauukii out to put
up tho bills. IIo dldut seo uny when ho
went out, and lnvostliitlon disclosed that
tho small Kanaka hud onion up all the
pastoaud thrown tho posters awny Ho
begged somo .of his company to utick
them up, but thoy wero all too high toned,
and Booth had to go off himself In the
mlddluof tho night and puate hl.i bills up.
Ho sulci bo caino back with Ufty dollars,
Just as ho started, und they bad lived on
bananas principally. Bua Francisco
Chronicle
Outlook for Jnvenlle Literature
When there aro 110 moro red ludluns, or
when thos9 who rontiutlu to cx!:t arutilil
versully roppcctablo. law abiding, hum
drum personages, what will tho boy of tho
future do for exciting literature? Mrates,
it ne;d hardly bo pointed out. are becom
ing hi thoso lat ter days ridiculously scurre.
oven In their former happy hunting
grounds off tho coasts of Sumatra. Borneo
aud other FJust Indian Islands traders
rarely meet with any of tho gentlemen
Immortalized by Marryat, Low nnd Louis
Stovousou, and a score of other mariuo
novo! lata. Wlion we come across a good
plraU story lu a boys' book, wo nearly
always find it written In the past tenso.
The same Is becoming truo of adven
tures with redskins, but still there are
parts of the American continent whore the
Comanche or Apacho hi his war paint
may evon now be encountered. This la as
it should bo. The misery which will bo
inflicted on schoolboys when all the desert
islands of the world are Inhabited, when
a plruto will be as extinct as a ploslosau
rus aud the few remaining red Indians
become waiters in New York restaurants,
has never been token seriously or system
atically into account. It Is an outrage on
boyhood -to deprive It of tho chief field for
tho expansion of Its Imaginative faculty.
Loudon Telegraph.
Imaortaoc of Owning Land,
There la something worth thinking
about in the remarks of a UufTalonlau a
turned from California-; "Americans na
tive born hovo no idea of the Importance
of owning land. They have let foreigners
come here and boy hundreds of tlio Uganda
of acres of land, and Just because It was
cheap the American citizen wouldn't have
It Tho result is that when the values
rise, as In many cases out west, th
foreigner was the one to prlfit by it. In
Sun Francisco you will find a great many
very wealthy Chinamen who own valua
ble blocks of stores and flats, and who are
powerful competitors of the American
merchants. Vh rich Chinaman con
knock oat the rich American when It
comes to buying goods in China for export
to this country, and so It goes. Every
young native bora American, of whatever
parentage, should acquire at least some
real property if ho expects to keep up
with the 'band wagpa' la tha future."
Chicago Herald.
We kncv a waalthy merchant who keeps
half a dota torsos, who recently stated
aPcV; arj0 rM oloMd o" ount of a
o can spell ovary word In the
Ktizw 2 correctly, and the ouly
rx; ac ary horso la wheu lie
"iAZEL1 ON THE Firm NET.
She Denrrlhf What la Nccemary to t
la Order to Jump with P.ifcty.
Blnco tho publicity which has been
given my Jump luto tho net unod by tho
fire department I havo received so many
letters tluit I find It Impossible to answer
each Individual. The following covers, to
a great extent, questions that are asked;
at tho saruo tlmo tho replies may bo found
uucful.
ISoforo Jumping the first essential thing
I to draw Into tlio lungs as much air as
possible. Then hold tlio breath. As the
tlmo occupied in making tlio descent Into
the net Is but a fow seconds, it does not
require practice to comply with, this re
quest. "Why should tho breath bo heldr
Thht is asked In many forms and as many
times.
Tho expansion of tho lungs aids to sup
port and rctalu In ploro most of tho inter
nal orgami. Tho ulr acts aa a cushion. It
enables tho body to oflcr resistance to tho
atmosphere, making tho body fall with
less force, and serves to lessen tho shock
which comes the moment tho body strikes
tho net. Tho same effect is produced in
Jumping into the water.
Hold tho elbows closo to tho iddo. Fore
arm almost at right angles, slightly In
front of body, with hands closed. Bend
knees Just a littlo, with foot extended for
ward. Keep bead inclined forward; set
the chin firmly on chest, and under no
circumstances throw the head back.
Tho position In falling should bo about
tho name as a person assumes when seated
In a chair. Keep all tho muscles as rigid
as possible. Tlio act of holding tho breath
will aid lu this. Uso but littlo exertion
hi making tho leap. Spring lightly for
ward and outward, not downward. Tho
latter motion will tako rare of itself.
Jump as if about to cross a small ditch
with land on each Bido of equal height.
When tho not Is struck tho muscles will
atuieo relax, und, rebounding in tho air,
tho body will full again witlrout pajn or
injury. Avoid swinging tho arms or
spreading the limbs while, in tho air. To
do either is to Invito liability of breaking
limbs. Any suddoa motion will havo a
tendency ts-rovolvo tho body or cause it
to deviate from its course
Tour readers will find it to their Interest
to practice Inhaling and retaining tho air
as long as potwlble within the lungs. It
will expand and develop tho chest. In
this country wo havo tkjs fault of eating
quick and breathing too fast.
down. Keep thO eyes fixed straight for
ward. Then go.. Bcmombor our bravo
Dromon are as anxious to savo your llfo as
you ore to retain it. In my endeavor to
show liow safe It waa to Jump into tho net
now In uso I wore ordinary street contumo
In my h up. My watch did not stop. This
fact ought to Inspire conlldonco to thoso
who may need it iu caso of fire. -"Zazol"
(Mrs. U. a Starr; iu Now Vurk Evening
Sua.
ttilldren In the llotcla,
"Tcfl, Indued, wo entertain a decided
anttpathy to children, aud hovo good rea
sons for it, too," euld the day clerk of a
high prh'od hotel on upper Broadway.
"How is that?" Inquired a reporter.- "I
thought every good nutured pcrsou was
foud of children."
"0!i, yes; no doubt they era nleo, but a
hotel Is no pluuo for them unless it bo de
voted exclusively to tho uuo of families.
There uro not moro than a half dozen first
class hotel In thld city whoro children
are welcome. In tho first pluco, they lire
moro trouble than they uro worth, aud In
tho eecoiid placo they servo to keep awuy
profitable patrons. Now in every hotel
from ono cud of tlio town to tho other no
tlees uro potiU-d in all the rooms to the
effect thut children must not m&ko a play
ground of the corridors, or rido in tho
elovntors for tho eakoof enjoying pleasure
excursions. It is imposslblo to enforce
cither rulo. With ono or two exceptions
Now York hoivls aro largely patronized
by bus lu oss men from other cities. Thoso
aro tho transient guests, and thoy aro tho
most profitable. They do not, as a rulo,
toketholr families, and, although thoy
may bo fond of their own offspring, thoy
decidedly object to put up at a hotel
whoro other people's youngsters are
whooping things up In tho corridors, or
Upsetting dluhos in tho dining room.
Then, again, Just thinkof on old bachelor
sleeping, or trying to sloop, in a room ad
joining thut occupied by a toothing In
fant. Why, ho would pay hhi bill and
lnavo tho following morning. Oh, ho;
thoro is no money in children for any ho
tel." Now York Mail and Express.
-.
of Uoslon Common.
As is well known to Bostonlans through
the medium of Now York papers, tho
dwellers in this city are morbidly sensitive
to any disparaging reflections on tho slzo
or beauty of the common. As this sensi
tiveness is shared by old and young, tho
feelings of a young lady who took, hor
littlo country cousin, aged six, to seo the
common must havo boon hurt by tho
calmly critical way in which he looked it
over.
"This Is Boston common, Willie," she
sold; "wlmt do you think of it?"
"It's a pretty yardl" responded, the
youthful visitor. "A big yard, but it
ain't as big as our front yard down homo."
Boston Transcript.
Hannah's nub Htaes,
King Theobaw'a revenue from the
famous ruby mines of Burmah, it Is said,
did not average 100,000 rupees annually.
All preoauUous which wore practicable
wero taken to prevent smuggling, and
stones of the Talus of 1,000 rupees were
royal perquisites, but they were generally
secreted or broken up by ths finders, Tht
English havo stopped all work at ths
mines slnee they conquered Xtormah.-
Boston Badge,
U Nature tlaim tVt a echle of r
fcorss rr-rr vet"! fy I!'' )
T B. SKLimMER
f CALEB IN
HARDWARE
Iron, Nails, a
Steel. Leather,
, Paints, Oils,
Coach & Saddler Ware
AND MANUFACTlIlfctt UF
8 Coves V Tinware
MARKET STREET,
IjcwiMiown, Xeniin
Kov. VT1.
BMs! Blanks ! Blacks ! !
The following Blanks will always
be found on hand at tbe Tost TiiuU
ing office.
Ore Leases,
Blank Roleasos
Agreements,
Constablo Sales,
Warrants,
Executions
Subpoenas
Justicpn' Ponn,
Certificate of .Scholarship,
Judgment Kxcmption Notes,
Financial Statement on Shool Board,
Ac.,&o,Ao. All blanks not on
band will bo promptly . printed to
order.
illcrcli.ui'st Z louse
NORTH THIRD STREET." PIlIli'AJ PA
Terms Sl-CO perlduv.
FANNY SPA IN, xr b
J. A. SrAHN, Mnniurer.
C.U. Miller and W.H. Morlson, Clerks
National Hotel I
By Wlf. HOLZWORTII
SEL1XSUIIOVE, PA.
Ranoilsiail, Kfnrnlihd suit Improved. Th
muftcantrally loeaUd taotal lo tU town. Tint
oltH aeeommodationt for lbs traveling: puklle.
April 12, ll. .
UNDERTAKING j
E. I. BUFFIflGTON
l'lrt to DiRka It known lo Ihaprotl or MI1.
"lULurnh nuJ vlolulty tbat ha lis rnnorieiad
uid Imp . arto and irovlld him.
If wli 4 crCrp.a (r.rver. Ha
liaa alro rrotl.ltd til veil Willi one of tha lat
et In prmcd till filmllis ilayntLK out tuWun
piiMerrlnic ilia cxdiiiMveirii u 1 lia main
ttiii rtiitrlci. A II tl:l h-o Ji rt at aMrat
0.! tn, um! IIr. l-umiiKt'-n r inciflly nak
juur ir.niice, aa be lim rerkcto'l arranirr.
mm', tnlaki! t ti ciij In Valid anil pi-rfoim
all Ilia (ot rtli.n. ir a luroml Irectnr-lliu
stcMini tbi- t-nil-arraan ent snillDdcunvi-nieiica
alwaji acocuiiJUiiyibtf lui.erala.
G
W
NTS! opfi ENTIRELY
TE i, an 111 WBOUK
Tlimiii'ft wi'iidirliilly (niii,lc!a rolloctlun ol
Ilia al'iilu(f.!y wrlul Slid priiclii-iil which Intact-
r tci-n pulni lied lu any nutli n on tlm ulubi-, A
marvel 1,1 rvurj-.lny vuliio nnd iiftuul money,
-arii'ii nnd liMnny-Mn ln lo evarv owf, r.
11 iiiidridi- upon litiiidrcU ol l.cinitllul iiml ,cl,.
ill t-iiKruvlnuH. Iti xtr:iordlnnrv low piluci.y
Nond i-(iinp lilMin, Noihu.K in iho wliolj
ory ol llio I.ix.k trailo Uliu It. Si-li-ct aoiin't Uim
w rcul Vkluu 10 tnu puuplu, nnd art- mm.
Au, tile liMiklnjt lur n new and litt- linr lnoi,
r:ta li.r lull dirrlptlnn nnd ti rim-. W) diiy,'
unit- Klveu Anvi l n itl.iuit nuiiltiil.
m :A..U1KM. rt 1. HorS'171,
r ib.l.'SS, O n.
ROSE E- CLEVELAND
FKESIDENT CLEVELAND-
"Soulul Mirror ; or Moral aud Social
Culture."
la the title of tbe erand now book imro'lncod by
Mi Cleveland, .limt out, iu unparalullod auu
rra, pniluinly tllun riit-il. with oleM't llllio
itraph plata ol CLKVELANll. Tha rnrk
la acotuplntu Irciilfn mi Moril und So-lul t'nl
lure, truu munlx od and Komiiiilin- d, Tho irolli.
ar'a liilliiiiiioo, Ho pnllfliit with the bovn. Keep
yourduuuhli r ui-nryou, Homo lie:iutllnl, F:iiu.
Iiy Kviriiiiinl, Tho art ol rnnvirimHon, The
,1 wkn.tr. I Kil l ahy, A DioiborV ; nroa, Ktlitn-tt
In all lUhraiK-hoK, Kto. Its luichaiilcal eiocu
tlun lanoH,irpael, innnlnn It the hundaoitiaiit
nubtiorlptliiu liHk tvor pulilllid . Tha Illustra
tions are llienueet and made by rpoolul arUuts.
AGENTS WANTED.
KvoryiThoro. Tho ucco;a or vorklnK-aKonla la
wiuiethliiK rouiarkiilile. None but llvo.oiiuruullc
ini-n and women wanted ou thin work. Wouuur
.intco l-.xi'ulvo Ti rilU.rv. Ai nta at work uro
uiiikti.K liotu H.ikj to ;u''j0 per ilnv.
Write at onuo lor Illu.Mr.iin.rolTculiir and
liiruu, nnd nuine your choice ol territory I or to
w uro it liiht mil y aend :,co lor cotuplota
iKt' ovtllt, which will be lorwunlud by return
uiull piipald. Liborul toriun guaranteed. .
Adilrwa,
J-L-EEBERT FUBLISHINi CO-,
017 At 1)10 Olive St., 8t. LouIh, Mo.
Ai-ril lu, 'M.
r.liuia wuiuf ut rite tine
Bert CoukIi Hyrup. Taatverood. Caa
in tin
. Hold liynr-urkUiM.
X bollove riso's Cure
for Consumption savod
mT llfo. A.. II. Dowkll,
Editor Enquirer, Elon
ton, N. 0., April 25, 1S87.
a.
Tbe But Couffh Medl
elne Is 1'iso's Cumb ron
Consumftiow. Chlldrea
take It without obleotlon.
By all dra-Uta. SAo.
f
SPTril
a. 4
PIBQl
K ASK1NE
(THE NEw CUININE.)
! fflSSb
More StTODilT
Vonclici For
Than Any
Oilier Drn
Moilcrn Tines.
Powerful Tonic
hot the t dollcnte a tomnch will bear.
A pacific Tor Malaria,
lihcumatism,
N'errous Prostration,
and all Dorm lilacaccf.
THF MOST SniKNTIFKJ AND HUP
PF.SSKIII. Kl.lll.l, AWU BV'-
Superior to Ulnlne.
i '1MJ',''-.h0' Phyalelnn at St. rren-
Cli tlosHlltlll. Ni sr n It 1. .. a 1 i . , .
" ' auiai, mis urn I rVHUH IUV IV r
nvcr n icar with nnnatant anil onf.lllnir attecea
.. - - . ... -inti , a uitrtneine 01 I no ntRIlO
VHl'ie aaanantlpyretle. nntl-ryinotle and antl
p';n- It lowi-Kilin teiiipi raturo prrtiiHiiontly,
'"ra no bad elioct, and la pkiiunt to Die
other lateta of a almllnr rhtimr-tcr from proml
Bent Imllviilunla, wbb-h atnirip Kahklne aa a
remedy ol undoubted merit, will be aant on au
pllnuion. "
kiiFkiiie ran ba token without any rpeelal mad
leal advice. C.M per bottle. KolJ by
orient by innll mi n-eelptor price.
THL KAijKIKK t:u., t Wnrren Bt. W
Liebig Companys
EXTRACT OF MEAT
1NVALVAHI.K FOR DYS1'E1SIA
Ab Efficient Tonic for Inralids-
InstantaDeons Beef Tea-
AIM lor flarorlng Kmipa, Saucei and Hade
l'lthca,
r,.9.NUI SE on,v w,tl1 Boron LfbK's
8IOMATUHK lu bine ink acroos label.
Sold by aUsion-kccpcrr, Uroccra and JirugKlatf
AmiCTEDOITOTOIATE
-"mr mu oinatra Sail mmxuIii
V. Xiti It., aa lav Callow viii n. . .
aaiawy reMaraa tfteea wiaiq W awl la
kne.Aa. Callatvrtaa. AdWoa ai ami irf.
i,"J'---"- a-SkSnxa4f aat
HAIR OAL8AC3
n-ira and beau tl Asm th ks-.
FrootvUw a InxurUiil rrowth.
NsniflP alia en B S
- 7 w "mors T1
Hilr fo IH YotrlhAil Colors
m-l.iMli,. Rn-j:-,oomfor(otll't'i ,TucoSfi
luuru, k. nwiU M LiruMtiM. UliiT
ELY'S
CATAHRl1
CREAM UU
Cleun s e s tin
Xiisiil P.isKntrep.
Allays Tuln ant
In!'ii ittnint I o n
MpiiIs tlio Horre
It.-f to res t li
SfllK-8 of T'Ubtt
ntul Smell.
cAM!
d? r STAT;;
Tl.YTIiiicv;
A partielo la applied lum each noHrll -kkijii
aide. 'rlco W ernta'nt Driiirirlan br
riKlocM d. to elf. KI.Y IIJiOl U
(Irvvuwlcb St., r,ow York.
r-lARVELOlPS
r9 m ma n mm -w
B? il MUM
DIQCOVPPV
A''i,y r.llke I?ln"'Bl "I'lemi. '
Any book learned In oae reading.
it n,,.f ' """''"'I'l' a. lUSat Wsahlnitos '
01 iw. wiutuinTii'rrvH.
(ruhlbycorr..pondoUc.. Vrn&iZ'&i
I'iiOF. LOlSgrrCiCT linn Avs. n. York;
1 A 111. Any determined man ean usUj iS?
Addrvaa at onee, fltama 11,1.
WurserTmen. BOBh w
April a, 'Hi. 8m. pa. a
S. F SHEiRv
Centrevllle,
Gert Fire IosKll!
fnnt-elaaa Stock Com pa a lea
reailuia Notea. ""'Jj t
Mail'
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