The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, September 16, 1886, Image 1

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T. H. HAUTKK. . Ho that will not reason ia a bigot ; lie that cannot is a fool ; ho that dare not is a slave. KP1TOU am PROPRIETOR
VOL. XXLII MIDDLE Siolrr
:rOETHY:
Corns Tmi My Queen.
1 protnlKd to bow yon my queen, did
1 not!
Well, follow then, wo wHI ioon
reach the npot
Where unrlvnlml bIio reigns, ah, do
Imve a cure,
Or you unrely will trip and fall down
the utalr.
What I that? You "think that these
ieople are rjuepr.
Who their parlor have built so far in
the rear."
Well, that Is your blunder, not theirs,
yon will find,
When we've left this Icm. narrow
passage behind.
For this Is the kitchen, ah yes, she Is
there,
My beautiful darllntf, so peerless ami
fair;
How graceful her pose aiuld dishes
and pans.
How pleasant her smile as some dain
ty she plans.
The curls that are nostllnfr so closo to
her brow,
1 covet the kUses they're giving her
now,
1 envy her apron, for it doth embrace
That form so uuequaled for beauty
and grace.
Unconscious of eyes that bo lovingly
K"9, . ,
fine Ucarolinpr one of my favorite lays.
Como away, for we have no rlht to
play npy ;
I cannot exhibit her now to your eye.
Hut my promise I'll keep, fordid 1 not
my
Td show yon my queeu and my dar
ling to day ?
Ah when In the parlor her subject
you've been
You'll say there la nono can compare
with my queen.
E:ys Waited.
Jioys of rplrlt, boys of will,
Hoys of muscle, brain and power.
Fit to cope with anything
These are wanted every hour.
Sot tho weak auJ whining drones
That all trouble magnify;
Not tho watch wards of "I can't."
Hut the nobler ones 'I'll try."
Vo whaU'er you have to do
With a true and honest zeaJ;
liend your sinews to the task,
Put your shoulder to tho w heel.
Though your duty may bo hard,
Look not on it as an ill;
I f it be an honest task.
Do It with an honest will.
At the anvil or tho farm,
Wlieiesover you may be,
From your future efforts, boys,
(Joint's a tuition's destiny.
A tf OBKOITS CONFESSION-
Wo woro discnuaing the Mormon
cjnostioQ tbo other afternoon, when
llogsnoal'e bulky farm shadowed
the door. Ilogsuout is just bring
ing to a gradual toruiiuatioa a sue
cxiflbfal fifteen yoars' drunk, bo be
uays, and Lis time, which has all
been devoted to drink, is about
equally divided now botweon quails
and qnrlz Ho Las the tniniag fever
bad, and it is hard to got Lino off on
any other subject, lie was well tin
dcr tho influenco of hilarity broth,
and bocbipped at- once into the
conversation.
"Mormooisui is all O. E. when
properly pursued as an accumulat
ing industry. 1 have soaked my
lube form in the official anointment
tab of the Endowment sweallouue,
and know whereof I giggle, I buve
spit on ray bands and made the ro
ligious thermometer of the Taber
nacle bile over at the top, and car.
epeak officially for the fifty-two
.wived spirit of tuy bosom friend
Brigain Yonng.
"Wbeu I struck Salt Lake in '51,
I was young, giddy, eud Hat broke
Necessity was tbo roothor of Mor
luouistn with me, sod I sailed into
the enterprise with a whoop and a
flourislt that gave tue business a
boom that mado the construction of
a now bath-house a crying necessity.
The ledge is six feet, and shows,
evidence, of permanency, with un
obunduce of free gold in si
"Hold on, there, you're off the
track. Go on ith you're story of
Mormon lifo."
'Who'ee Ullioff this t As I was
myii.g, 1 Went into business with
tuy coat .off.. I mnnii'd five wives
the first rfay. When a man oiu't
make a living biaisulf, be needs
help. My fli-st wifj's ' mmm was
IVttii; she" wua widow, and bad
two d:iu, hu is. , I didir'i linvu (he
Lewi U bituk up a bsjipy kwjty,
I married the danghters. My
fourth wife was a maiden islor to
my first wife, and my fifth was a
sister-in-law to the two danghtersof
my first wifo.who wers also my wives
A man can be bsppy as a Mormon
bnsband if be will exercise caution
and diplomacy i bat I was yonng
and inexperienced I got myself all
mixed np. Too seo, roy first wife
was my motborsin-law, and I was
step-father to my two wives who
woro the danghters of ray first wife,
who was also roy mother-in-law, and
like-wise a brother-in-law to my
fourth wife, who was a sister of my
first and tho aoot of my two wives
who were tho danghters of my
fourth wife's fjsister, and my fifth
wife was, a sieterin-law to my wives
to and three, which made me a
brolhcr-inlaw to my two step
daughters, who were also my wives
and tbo ledge is six foot, and shows
evidence of pormauency, with an
abundance of bne gold iu si "
''There you go again 1"
''Excuse mo. Marrying tho two
daughters of my first wifo mado uio
practically my own father-iu-law two
timep, making my own wives my
own wives my daughters-in-law.
While trying to figure out just what
relation 1 bore to myself ono day, I
wandered into a Woman's Rights
convention, and absout-miudcdlv
proposed. They accop ted
tbo offer jf marringo as cue mm ;
I was the man. When I
returned homo with my job lot of
eighty-four wives, . 1 learned that
during my absonco 1 had become the
father of twenty-threo children "
"Twenty- tlico children and only
live wives !"
"Hum, ah-oh I You seo there was
no drouth that year, and it is Lardy
possible that sorno one rung in a
cold deck on me. Never bad better
crops iu the territory than we find
that year. Kverythiug yielded well
and tho ledge is six foot wide,
and shows cviJcnco of fjco gold iu
si"
"Give bim'sorae gin."
"Ah, that hits the spot, and en
ables mo to grasp tho CUrk's O.N.T.
thread of my narrative ! Well, this
linppy event iu domestic lifo mixed
mallets worse. My flint wifo vw
raLdoia to tho children of my wives
who were her dangbtorf, and by rea
son of being a sister-in-law to bcr
two daughters, she consequently
was aunt to every brat ou tic rauciie
Hod likewise a sister-in-law to my
first five wives. 1 became undo to
my child by my fifth wife, who was
a sister-in-law to my wives two and
three, and nlso a sister-in-law of
mine, besides being a wifo aud the
ledge is six foot, and shows ovwlouco
of poraiauou "
Wbeu wc left, Uogsnont was talk
ing mines to the wooden figure of a
female who bore a target on ber
breast, in the roar end of the shoot
ing gallory. YreLa Union.
i i i
THE SECRET.
Tweiity cleiks in a store, twenty
bands in a printing office, twenty ap
prentices iu a ship-yard, twenty
yonng men in a village all want to
get ou in the world and expect to
do so. Ouo of the clerks will be
come a partner and make a fortune ;
one of the compositors will own a
newspaper and become ru influential
citizens ; one of the apprentices will
become a master builder i one of
the villagers will gut a handsome
farm and live like a patriarch but
which ono is the lucky individual
Lucky ! There is no luck about it.
The thing is almost as certain as the
rnle of three.
Tho youug fullow who will dis
tance bis competitors is be who will
master bis business, who preserves
his integrity, who lives cleanly aud
purely, who devotes hia leisure to
the acquisition of knowledge, who
gains fiieods by deceiving thorn,
and who saves bis spare money.
There ere some ways to fortuuo
blun ter than this old, dusty high
way , but the staunch men who
achieve uomothio really wcr.h
having good fortune, good
U imu, and seroue old age all go on
this road.
Clerk (to employer) "What shall
I murk that new lot of black silk
at T" Employer "Mark ike rclliug
piico three dollars a yard." Clork
But it only cost one dollar a yard."
Umployer "I don't care what it
coU. I atn w))jng off regardless of
cost.": - : ' .. - '
TIIE EDITOR'S DSEAM
The editor sat in a luxurious
chair, a fragrant ten-center between
bis lips, lie in pleasantly conscious
of a heavy weight ia bis pooket. It
is a pnrse containing gold eagles,
one bnodred dollar bills and bank
able notes. The editor is consider
ing a proposition to bocouvs tho
prosident of a new banking institu
tion at a magnificeut snlary. Then,
too, bo is considering whether it
would not be niso, owing to tho
great rnuli of advertising, to double
tho size of his paper, add a now hoe
press and employ moro priuters.
Yes, the paper will curtniuly stand
all this.
The odilor is at peaco with all the
world, for has bo not toiled for this
enily and late, and is not bis suc
cess dcsetvevl f At lust ho can offer
to the little girl who has waited for
him theso long years and encourag
ed him iu bis weary labors, a homo
of comfort, luxury and easo. Ah,
yes, a place which shall bo (akin to
paradise to this man who has won
tho battle of lifo by honest endeavor
und mauly elfjrt.
The editor rubs bis eyos nnd looks
around. Tbo tiro iu tho old broken
stovo is out and bo is shivering
with tho cold. Ho is soatad una
nail-keg, and btwceu bis teeth is
grasped the stum of a pipe, old and
battered. Tho old army press still
occupies its place in the corner.
Tho (lclapidated, shaky rack, with
its burdou of miuiou, worn to tlio
shoulder, stands near tho stovo,
wbtio it always has slocd.
A small boy on tots and t scuts
uu unpaid wash-bill. Tho editor
feels for his plethoric pocket book.
It ia not tbero. A holy nickel,
which has staid with him these
mauy months, is the only regard of
Lis search. Ilia bright protpects
and sudden Mculth are a myth the
editor has boou dreaming.
4
Hopelessly tho editor walks to the
window and gazes out npon the
snow-clad streets. There is a jingle
of bulls, a sluigh flits by. Iu it is
seated sho of whom lie has dreamed,
and by bur mdo sits a mau of wealth
and distitic'iou tho editot's rival.
A flusli of ciiinsou o'erspreads the
editor's faco. He walks with fiiltei
ing' steps to tho door, and taking
ouo Inbt look at tho old oflico where
ho has toiled so bard for lovo aud
prospority, ho pusses out aud is
gone.
Whero is ho now ? Oh bo's only a
tramp Sometimes hero aud a buns
dred miles away to-morrow Don't
worry about him. People say he is
a worthless fulUw, aud no matter if
his feet are sore and his heart
heavy they keep bim ou the tramp.
He might ste.il somothiug.you know.
Poor devil V. C. lliyjins, in
I'eclSa Sun,
"Say, Milus, when air jer gwine
tcr name yer cow boy t" a negro,
upon meeting nu acq'iaintanoa
ut-ked.
"Done named bim."
"Hat so t '
Yes, sab "
Hopes yer gin bim er big uutue."
"I did. Is'ained bim alter or big
congressman."
"What does yor call bim ?''
"Oleomargarine Dill."
"Uut's right. Nuuio bim artor de
statesmen an de folks kaiu't say dat
bo's er slouch. Dat genermao what
yer named bim arler bil'do whole
congress fun lanng time, au' o'
cose mus' beer smart man." A
kansuio Traveler.
Iu tho language of General Master
Workingman Powderly: "It is my
opinion that tho man who does not
study the politics ef tho nation and
the wants of our people would make
but little use of a rifle. The man
who cannot vote intelligently and
who will not wutch tbo man be votes
for after be is elected, cannot bo do-,
pended on to use either guo or dyna
mite. If tho bead, the brain of meu,
cannot work out the problem now
confrouting us, bis band alone will
never solve it. If I kill my enemy,
I silence bim, it is true t but I do
not convince bim. 1 would make a
convert rather than a corpse of my
onemy,M
The Indians origiually owned
America, and would still own it had
they gone into the liquor business
when the first white man arrivod
THE UNTAMED WOLF.
Probably do animal on the hemis
phere, with the exception of tho tem
perance orator, baa so ranch coiso
about it as tbe ordinary thirty-pound
wolf that frequents tbe great West
wlcre hon-cosps are thickest. Whon
it lifts up its voice and expresses its
emotions, it make tbo welkin ring
until it can't rest ), a voice that starts
out in good shape with a plaintive
wail, and gradually expands until at
tho cud it sonnds like a wild west
show on pay-day, and you iu volun
tarily look at the - brute to sou if it
hasn I blown out a Inng or two.
It's voice is only equal to its ap
petite ; in fact, it is merely an un
happy combination of noiso nnd hun
ger. It can eat a supper that would
givo a rkioocerons the colic.and then
sit out ou tho bill-top and bol for
more, is a voico that makes tho win
dows rattle from Dan to Hirshoba
and all way stations. It can taeklo
a sheep that ontwoighs itself by
thirty pounds, eat it in ten minutes,
wool and all, and then bowl in nn
agony of hunger.
Tho color is a soft yellow tho
color of English whiskers and it
has a languid, musky smnll abont it
that's also quite English, yo know.
It can als ) cat eggs with a Vnpacity
for eighteen gross at a meal, whch
liliewim reminds me of au auciout
Hiilihli custom.
Tho wolf is the most elusive of
beasts at well, and know moro about
a Hhot-gun than half of us know
about tho Now Testament. You cau
aim nt him until you kuow you can't
possil ly miss, and when you have
tired, and tho sraoko Ins rlcnrod
aw.iy, and you look around to seo if
the wolf is ready to attend its own
funeral, you find it sitting far off in
the bright summar sun, spinning off
a tou foot installment of a derisive
howl, which has such a strong un
dercurrent of sarcasm in it that you
feel liko taking a brace of pills to
get the taste out c! your mouth. A
wolf can't bo shot.
Tho happiest moment of its long
aud oveutful lifo is when somebody's
waist ing good powder attempting to
perforate it, for thon it can look at
him with a calm and stoadf ist eyo
and issuo a holiday edition of yolln
Tho only way to triumph ovor it and
seo tho film of doath gathor in its
eyes is to soak somo fowl in muriat
ic ucid and louvo it whoro tho wolf
will find it.
The latter having a bad sen so of
tasto, will eat tho fowl and never
know that it is adulterated, until
cold, clammy pains begiu to chaso
each other through its syutem, aud
tho perspiration galhors ou its brow,
and its pelvic bono sticks out of its
enrs, and then it sees that it's a vic
tim of man's duplicity; it's tail
droops low ; it casts a despairing
glanco behind it, and then it suoU
somo shady spot, gives ono furowoll
howl that makes tho welkin tired,
and dies. Xi'alt. SLt-im, in The
Whip.
"Mexico! A cankering sore npon
the face of tho globe ! A samplo of
Qod's sutiro and porsouirk'itL n of
His hatred ! Land of a people nhose
honor is a troachory, whose lovo is
malice, and whoio cardinal virtues
aio most appropriately reprcsento l
by their chosen cmbloma a buzzard
and a snoko. Thore ia no peiioa
There is no safety or protection.
Our voico is for war 1 Ckbnrnt
(Tex) Telegram.
"Now, Mr. Witness," said a Co
lumbus lawyer, "are you willing to
solemnly swear that tho chair was
faoing tho east Kamember, sir,
tho awfulueea of perjury." Witness
"Well, I won't swear but I'll
bet you ten dollars it was."
'An Italian claiming .the titlo of
Count has been proved an impostor."
Ho probably came to this country
unaccompanied by a 'monkey and
hand organ. Tbe absonco of snch
aristocratic insiguia would immedi
ately give bim away.
L - I - M
A common byword I'll pass.
Officer examiuing recruits "Why
do wo saluto superior officers T" Hos
cruit "In order to keep out of the
guardhouse."
There are few disappointments in
life equal to that oxpeiionoed by a
man who expects that be it Roiog to
enoezo and suddenly discovers that
2ER FENEFITS UV T2IN1IIN.
Mk DittNpKti. As I ana dor boss
mil a bier saloon it vas yust right
dot I shtaod oop fur dot peeznisH.
Vt a roan vas got a saloon mil bim
self I gnoss bo knov someling
apont tings, hoy f I vai nvaru dot
loas ur Tellers dot vauti to save
mulish va9 a ir in to ruu down dor
poezniss. I'ut was John IS. Piuisu
and Miss Franco YilUrd und dot
Yolfe, nnd b!i?ndy uv uddor vellers,
put ven I dold you somotin,; i uoas
you vill say : "P.illy fur Smer
Milch ! bis hot van level."
1'er ort to b; a riMi school) on ev
ery coruor in every to u, und duo
poeeuiss vill po goot. Per vishky
peczuisa helps every town No mat
ter how dull peeznis was, betples
vill spheud deir rounish fur triuks.
Yen men go on somo shtrike Ixv
eaiiso doy don't got moro vagos,
doso saaio vollors vill r!imou 1 foe fly
cont9 und a toll r t-fry tay f.u vishky
nod bier. Pot broovos dot der
liq'ior puezn:si m helpin drado,
ain't it t Uv it vas uol fur trinking
monny Imblic p lildingi voull not
poen pnilt, un 1 vat voull do mo-
ganickd do T Yy doy got uoddiugs
to do.
Tot vas no 1 lings lik) bier fur
sociablnuass, except vishky, vishky
vas a lootlo a'let. Per was a dimu
von two fronts voull miet mid
ockschvigo dor goinblimontH nv tor
liy nn 1 don p u t, but dor Haloon has
dono avay mit dot col 1 v ly of act in
Now veu two or dreo friontt mete
und sha'ao hanli mit ileinsolves,
von nv doui vill say, "Iots baf
somodiugs," un I doy vill v:ilk into
dor saloon (der i-4 alviys von b'Uxly)
und von voller says, "vot vill you
d.iko ?" Und dor n 1 ler veller says,
"I vill d.iko dor S'lmo," und doy yust
douch doso gliHsos tDgod 1-jr nnl
say, "horo slm go is," uud sho doso
go. Don dor u I Kir vellor vill say,
"now you must dakn Homo lings mit
mo," und doy go dru dor hdiuu ber
formanco mitdemselves vonoj udio.
ka. Dot va-i Bioiapility. Uv you
don't got Horn saloons bow you vas
gone to dono dot, eli f
It makes pwz'iim far do 1 iwvers
un l dor judges un 1 h lw a man in
runnin his h tusu. Y.it vjuI I a m io
do mit 'Ut ho trinki '.' I vas ho m-jrk
as M'Hos ven I v is h )!or, but vun I
vas full mit bior, lo k a h-o'le oud
My vifo d in t t ill; lir.-lc Id mo d n
If alio wonl I I lick hor liko plaz'.w
I let bor kuo.v I vas as g)Hn nrin
as vot sho vos, und soum u lhi
ones alsu.
Vishky teac!'s a mn n it to li.
broud mit liiasilf 'en ho vis
trunk b ) w.i-j u t shtiiiik o ;. II
don't caio vot kin 1 uv gloio he
varus, und can sehleo in der gultei
mit dor cubbtouo for a pillar, d u'l
it r
Dor vas fury pig prvf -Cis in uli
kind uv triuks, und a mm c ml I g t
rich so soon in no nd ler poezuiss as
in der saloou pnouisb. I am n
friout mit dor vorkiu man (cgHzepiin
dot Poodi-rly vot isli a Ltbor
Iiii:,'hts), pfouso doy gifs mo dii
miinih no 1 dot urikos dioi-ii pot
tor. I se'itiok mit mino saloon. I h if a
lieeiKi.i mi l d ir govermiut v h
packiu mo, un l Volfo nor Sc. John,
nor iliiii rocks. ur -tgds-vini'iiiiH.
can't mako in i) shtop Pot's iIj kind
u? a voller vot I vas. Hurrah fur
dcr H'doou !
b'AUxti Mii.cn.
Maids in waiting thoso beyond
twenty-fivo.
"Hy their woiks eLall yo know
thoin" Watches.
Tho moro you chr qtio a t eud
thrift tho faster ho goes.
A theatrical manager in London
Bays that 150,0'JU poisons iu llir.'.
city live by playing.
Illinois butter is lemarkably
strong. Acliuru burnt at Klgiu, in
that stato aud killo 1 two meu.
If dealer in grave stones were to
fail, some nowspaper would bo sure
lo refer to tho disaster "a bust in
marble."
Tho price of Jarnaiou ginger goes
up when tho price of watermelons
goes down. It is the eoosaw tf
commercial adjustment.
What every married man in Ibis
country wants is a traiuod, fierce
lookiug little mouse that will ap
pear whenever called. It will
stampedd a . family quarrol in loss
tltna than it takes to provoko one.
'', . . :
for Infants and Children.
rttrialowr!ld(ivt9chll!linthftt I
I r-xomtiii-o.1 Itoi se.portor lo any roiH.-riiiUun I
known to mo." U. A. Aaninn, M l) I
Ul Bo. OxTorU W., UruwkJjo, k T.
Ths
sir
M A H AM) r.dTHKOC'K,
Fremont. Snyder county, Pa.
nl SiirK'nn. ofli'ra IMk rnli' .'l n:il prrlr
ti I ho iulilln. Spi-Alis IJOKilrli ii1 oorinaD.
.wuri-u, i., i vi. ii.
I)
It. K. W. TOOL.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
I'reebnirg, Pa.
Onm lili tiritfi.iirliinnl i.pt-lf.i ti 11... ..nl.li..
1 i.inv.-ri mt In Im'h l-Iiiullkli il..finn
(Mtlo- nn Main i-irrut.
J F. VAN 11U3KIKK,
IUKUICAL A MECHANICAL' DENTIST
S linsgrovc, Ponn
1)
U J. W. SKIP,
Krcimcr. Snytlor County Pa.
OKfii k Mm a : T.i " M., In'in I J t - I1. M
n I nrr 0 P. M .
SPKAKS IKM'H KMIMSH A N ! l Kli At A N.
Sluy 1, isn.
nvn. W. WAI.TEIt. Salesman
Nowitrk, Ni'W Y'rk, 'v 1 1 1 do il n imcurn
ur.lrrs I t llil iini'iilnr lirm, lnr nnvl liltu' In
III.- Nurfoiy 1 1 n . I'lutlon nml Ni-w Varlclh-H
upa lolly l'nillvily iiiim-II ony ntlmr In
ITli-o mill I'tnllty. SBli.'lii.-llnn Kiiimiilpnl.
Ha will ctkll nn nil uril Hint I.Iivm Mm
.it Poi n l rok, Siiyiler l!ou nly, Pu.
,lo. '.'I, 'Ml.
GEMOlElfERif
IS SURE TO WIN.
TO1h1Ii'VMIh- IU S1AN HIIKl'MATISM
CI UK liiui rrul, i-iiiiiih- niuril. It In thin Imth
liu h Imi U'(4 ii4 to iiiluiir mpiu-y lulu Una
lili-mlly. Wc have put iimri- lulu II lliuii money
money cnulil nut Imy tlio lnir nmnr u lima
pilhi'i i IWi-nty ycitrH of lioniiruliln Imvlni-M
ili nllim rli:lil Iiitiioii Miulti't M., I'lillailrlili!ii,
anil yvt aoun-nt Uour fiutU in Hit- Kunsiun kli- u
miiiiiim Cure Hint c mu wIHIiikI" nukuour ru
I'litntiiNi uu It nt a niili', njxvily uml i riiiiiiiont
cure (urn! I Ulu-iiiiintii' tnxil Un. Cnulil m utVr
nny Ih'Uit tJiuirnniy nl jrnoil fiillliT litln-ri l-nl'li-a
rmrwlven lnivu t stiil Un iiiitiIs, iiml uJd
Uioir lu ariy anil iinuiiiilvix nl i'iiinr.iiiii'iit.
Wo hi ii.I loull who uk It a iuuihlt-t contain.
lni,Minii )i of niii-li tcsttniimy. Ami Vet If you
lnivu l:liiMiiniiti-ui w hy Fuller nni' iliiy luiiirer
tluin Is neiviMiry. It nti only fiWI to ln'ruroil,
an l lil In you nn iniiktinf up your uiiuil to try
li you lul(:lt ln limile well. Tho
RUSSIAN
RHEUMATISM 1
hn SATCrJ rrcry Klieumutii: aufli'rrr xvlirt bus
given it A fair lr!tl. It Is for you to ileihW
whether or not Itluill run- you.
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HUSU1AKV-
RHEUMATISM CURE.
One Itnx
(!." Ill,
biiHiiiina.
wittmiit ttim
Trtvli-Mnrk.
An r1 la tu t to ! fi.H',1 ut ili.i hlorm. Imt ran
(inly Imi IumI iyrn'lotiiif tlio Atnoiiut ua tttJOe,AUit
a.l'Uvaiiiir Hm- AMii rir:iii r-M'i i-'tom.
PFAEL7ER BROS. & CO.
bPJ.h'.'l .llurkrl Ktrrw, 1'Ulluditlplitu.
Usually develops In early lifo,
and Is a peculiar morbid con
dition of the system, usually
allectinff the glands, often resulting-
in swellings, enlarged
joints, abscesses, thickening
of the lips, enlarged neck, soro
eyes. A scrofulous condition
is often hereditary, but bad
diet, too free use of fat meats,
bad air, want of sunshine and
nourishing food will induce
it. Somo people are troubled
with scrofulous swelling of the
elands, and with ulcers and
kernels, which may cause very
little pain : others may have in
ward, scrofula, scrofula of the
lungs, scrofula of the spleen,
scrofula of the kidneys, and
scrofula of the bones. BUR
DOCK BLOOD BITTERS will
drive away any case of scrofula
and not to appear in another
place, for their action on the
blood and bowels will carry the
disease entirely from the body.
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PERFECT SA 't'SfACYWM
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SO Won Simare, N, Y, II ' St. Lout Mo.
AliJiiti,6i. Di:ti,T-.x. t.ji Fraidico, CaU
1 y fyrrxcafr.r
h w w ns
Htonmcli, Iinirrhoi,, k.ruvUthn.
Kill"(lJn"' 6v ud wmW
Wltout1Sjurlou modloaUoa.
Curxta Courinr, I S Fulton BtTfrt, V. T.
Attorneys-At-Law.
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A1T0RNEY-AT-LAW,
Miihhc;U, Vn'(.,
OUor tl' rnfnp.iitiiil TOrvkfo In th ruM
' -ii Ii n ion in KokIMi or Oi rumL. CvlHtt
r. ni lly nth O'leil I. Ulce n l ilexr !
ul tlio r.it-..MI'e .
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ATTOIJXKV-AT.LAW,
MIPPLKHUnulf, PA
All bunali nf i nlrumcil lo, I.Ik cure lllr
(Vive rotn .t attoulKio. e'cncullmthin lolivr
uiu nil KiiKll-t. i i
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Attorney rttxf (wvstlor ut
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I'ollo.-ll. nn nnd nil ell,, r I uili inirifen
IV uliiMiiloil lo. loiidultml ,n In IniilUli io
yM. H. IIOrsWKKTH,
ATFORNEY AT LAW,
Ski.insuihivn, Pa.
,Mllirlotia aiul all other Irtial liurlnrnn rrumpt
ly nitpn.to,! to. C'nnrultatluiia Iu t.Ci-lLli aoU
ilorinati.
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ATTOilNEYAT-LAW,.
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All liunlnoaa anlriiti-il to h lRre will lit
.roui tl) atteudi'il to.
-Sept. SD.'JU.
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to. C'utmulUtlotH In 1 OKll.-t, i1 Herman i
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K. IJOWKH,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
AM) Dl.STKK rv A TT( ) i X j Y,
MitllUhury, I'a.
t'ollei.tlona nula. Cnnaullatlon. In Fnnlli
an.Hloriuaii. .Jui)e a.'t.Tif.
qIias T l'LiTiciri
AUornev It Oonnrrll or. A f .T a ,
tlflli'fln Aj.n'a Hull. Htm nna iluoi North lo
K tlH IUMl lloTKL.
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'olpctli n Bo.l alt.iithrr prniiaal kail
lima 1 ...,.t,u B0, W) rc(.f,,r r.fulano
I'Tomi t nttontlon. Atir.ll78.H.
fi J. SMITH.
ATTdriof KV AT I. A A.
MHM.KIiri:cl.KN VtJHI CO., I'A
'rrral.Ia I'rolcalonal Serylcra to tba tl
!iMilt.nina in Kofclli.li anl (loiuian.
A. W. POTTEIL
i -non:;;., y a y j.aw.
Sclinscrovo. Pa.,
nil. rtlielr iroinnioi ali(irvpea to Ida paMla
A II lauu! i.U"lur' miirii.tu.l tn tlielrcare
ri'i'rivi. i r.,,,,,,1 tttitii,n. Dlllc.on Mala St.
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niiliat ,ti In ;inu j:n(ll.), amP.'Uaatna
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JOHN II. AUNOLP,
AtIoriiiv at I jfivr,
MIDM.F.r.L'Ba.TA
I rcl,.iiB liimlnci. ciiirnatt-4 to tit oare vill
j to roiuuy attruileil in.
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JOHN K. Ill'dllKS,
JU31ICE CF THE PEACE,
Lt.nU, SnytUr Co.,
-i' I'lilli'fl lulls ir.tl14.tty UJude.Jlr,
Physician. iv.
JOHN V. KISIIKIl, m. D.
Mlil lti lnirU, PumiV
A i-r.iiiut,. of th l'.,lvar.liy of lanniTlri
nl 1, ttlt hi irnlil .n.l tervioia lo ILa elii.
1 ua i,i MiiMirburnu an. I rieli.lt. Nnrakl
I i all. h ami Onriii.u. limoa lo Mr. O. Allra4
riclmol.'a U .IhlinK. July W 'a4
J. SMITH,
Physician & Surgeon,
lhmrr 8jrinq, Snyder Ceimfy, Pa
oili-ri bia iirofata innal earylo.i ta tha r-tUl
Omco ou alalnitr.et.ia JanUTa;
J W. SAMPSUL,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Ci-ntrovlllo, Ptiun'av
d'fura hi, irofeialonal ier? leoa.t tba cltraaaa
ol Uhiuruvllle and ylolulty. Aag. X,1.
JfiRIKU UAUBEU,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
MldUlwburgh, Poaa'aV,
CIITvri hl.nrofaa.lrnal larvlta ta la altlaa t
01 MIOilleliurH and rlrlultr.
Waal af laa Court ltouaa. In AraoU-.
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