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,11 bent over. My back pained
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moved my arms my
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and was helpless as a
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Hr,!kiab end highly colored. I
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i'lie egg that cn,l t e out 'HIl t as
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U'h.n IWhv li Teethlne:
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-a i. . ii v in IUJ Ml. M M I.IIJ N H Will MirfMt
jut. Bee uiukuuu. ... mip
Unseen.
Itiill("HiiH your baby sister got
,y tndiV Tlllle "Oh, yes, but sho
aiu t hutched Vni out yet."
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tnf etfflnslns and beautifying the
ikln, hands and hair, Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment afford the most effective
preparations. For free snmples ad
dresn, "Cutlcura, Dept. X, noston." At
druKKlsts and by mall. Soap 25, Oint
ment 25 and 50. Adv.
No Business Hours.
I.ndy 'f House You say you work.
At wlmt?
II.iIkj At Intervals. Iliirr.
"Cold la the Head"
It an smle attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per
sons who are subject to frequent "colds
.... ,lll nnA that III nan nT
HAI.L'S CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the Hystem. ciranso ira iiiuvm
and render them less liable to colds.
Ren lid attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lend to Chronic: Ontnrrh. .
HAI.I.H IA1 Alum jnr.uiv.nin i"
tn Internnlly and acts throtiRh the Blood
on th( Mucous Surfaces of the System.
All Iriurulsts 7tc. -lesumonmis imu.
. . . . jnaA a Mimrrh that
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wre. ... . . ...
F. J. Cheney ft CO., Toieno, umu.
French or Yank?
Wln you have 'JO-ndd men, all
Hearing Hed Cross imjumiis, and nil
lying In the same kind of cots, how
uro yini fining to tell a Frenchman
from mi American?
"The Frenchmen have mustaches
and wo haven't," explained ono Yank,
tut It Isn't always as simple as that.
hviii tho nurses sometimes get
Hum mixed, and address a wounded
Aiiii-rlnin boy In French In perfectly
gxid fultli. And every time that Imp
liens, tho doughboy gives himself
away by trying to talk French buck.
Paris Stars and Stripes.
Suspicious Motives.
NIllCII
Funny thing about old Tit
tlx wife coaxed him all sen-
Km fur
cation,
told her
nough inimey to go on a va
Ilo finally gnvc her $10 und
to stay as Ioiik as sho liked.
Turk
Anil did she go
MIICII
bund inn
No, she thought her hlis-
st have bud a sudden ilinngo
of licnrt
1 round.
und she had ' better stick
The Doubter.
He I flatter myself that I have a
Ml -Htnred mind.
She o you ever take It out of
ituriigi'l Pearson's Weekly.
Below the Surface.
"Md you grasp the point In Mr. Ful
ler's Kiiliinai'liio Joke?"
"No, It was too deep for me."
If man Is prejudiced anil knows It
hVn (here Is still hope for him.
Chicago has. noon victory prayers.
Whenthe
morning cup is
unsatisfactory
supposa you moke,
a change from
the old-time
beverage to the
srapp cereal
drink
INSTANT
POSTUM
.You'll be
surprised at its
cheering, satis
fy! .qualities
and delightful
flavor. It's all
health no
caffeine.
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IMPROVED UlfirOBH INTCBNATIONAb
SlINMl'SfllOOL
Lesson '
(By ItEV. P. B. FITZWATER, D. D.,
Teacher of English Blbls la the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
(Copyright, 1918, Western Nswspspsi
Union.)
LESSON FOR OCTOBER 20
ABRAHAM GIVING ISAAC TO GOD.
LESSON TEXT-Genests 22:1-14.
GOLDEN TEXT-I will five him unts
th Lord all ths days or his life. I Sam
uel 1:11.
DEVOTIONAL READING Luks 14:28
K. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL FOB
TEACHERS Oenesls 15:1-1: 18:8-16; O-l-ll
1. Abraham Tested (w. 1, 2).
God does not tempt men to sin
(James 1:13), but he subjects them to
rigid tests to prove them. In the treat
ment of Abraham we have a supreme
example. Ood tested Abraham, not
Lot Sodom tested Lot. God tests
the man who Is proof against the tests
of Sodom. Ood had promised Abra
ham an heir through whom blessings
were to come to the world. For many
years his fulth wns sorely tried In wait
ing for Its fulfillment. At length, tils
heart rejoiced In tho realization of
thnt hope. In tho lad In the patri
arch's tent were wrapped Abrnham's
hopes of tho future when his seed
should bo as tho stars for multitude.
Ills wns no ordinary expectation. Tho
humnn affections and hopes were, no
doubt, Included j but n new nation was
to spring from him, and Isaac was tho
sole link making the connection. Then,
too, he saw the coming Hedocmer, for
"Abraham snw my day and wns glad"
(John 8:50). It Is only as we thus
ee all that Isaac meant to his fa
ther and God's purpose for the future
of the world, that wo really can appre
ciate the crucial test that came to
Abraham. A test In some sense sim
ilar comes to many Christian fathers
and mothers. God Is enlllng for sons
and daughters to bo offered on the al
tar of his service. The test Is some
thing terrific, as some who hnve given
on sons and daughters for the mission
field con testify. It Is only as God la
known to be almighty (Genesis 17:1)
shall ability be given to give them up.
II. Abraham Standing the Test (vv.
2-10).
1. On tho way (w. 3, 4). Abraham
promptly obeyed. There wns neither
hesitancy nor arguing. God had Is
sued the command. At his call Abrn-
hnm said: "Hero tun 1" (v. 1). Ho
could not say "No" to God. In tho
ordinary affairs of life we call a man
weak who cannot say "No," who has
no will of bis own; but the man who
could not say "No" to God, we count
strong. Early In the morning he was
on the way to the place of which God
had told him. All who reully believe
In God will yield themselves to him
without question, reserve, or shrinking.
Anything short of this is not consecra
tlon. AVc should not stop to ask how
or why. It Is enough to know that God
has spoken.
2. "Abide ye here" (v, 5). This test
Ing experience wns too sacred for hu-
man eyes to gaze upon. How like
this the words of Jesus In Gcthsem
ane: "Tarry ye here." Human symna-
thy Is sweet, and Is to be prized, but
we need -to be alone In times of great
testing. There are times when mi
man sympathy hinders us from doing
our duty. When Abraham said: "We
will come down again to you," he
spoke sincerely, for ho believed thnt
God would give him Isaac buck from
the dead (Heb. 11:10).
3. Isaac bearing tho wood upon
which he Is to be offered (vv. C, 7)
This reminds us of Christ bearing tho
cross on the way to Calvary. Isaac must
have been now n young man. Ho did
not resist or cry out, but grnclously
submitted, showing tlmt ho Is making
a willing sacrifice.
4. The angel of the Lord calls (vr.
8-12). At the critical moment when
Abraham's band had lifted the gleam
ing blade to make real ibe offering,
God Interfered. God did not want hu
mnn sacrifice ns a burnt offering, but
ho wnnted Abraham to glvo tip to him
Ills best, the surrender of his will
to him. God Is always pleased with
submissive obedience. "To obey Is
better than sacrifice." Many times
wo are face to face with the test of
giving up our fondest hopes and pur
poses, but when we hnve met the test
as Abraham did, we get back our offer
ing or greater things instead. ,
III. God Will Provide Himself a
Lamb (vv. 13, II).
Just behind Abraham was n ram
caught In a thicket by his horns. Hint
Abraham offered Instead of his son.
In the words "God will provide himself
a lamb (v. 8) we have tho whole plan
of redemption outlined. God has pro
vided tho costly sacrlllco of his Son to
sutlsfy himself.
Ho who bus no taste for order wltl
be often wrong In IiIh Judgment and
seldom considerate or conscientious In
bis actions. Lnvater.
Value of the Bible.
Tho Hlblo is to us wbnt tho stnr was
to the wise men; but If we spend all
our time In gazing upon It, observing
Its motions, and admiring Its splendor
and tiro not led to Christ by It, the use
ot It will bo lost to us. T. Adams.
Truths From on Hlah.
All human discoveries seem to bo
made only for tho purposo of confirm
ing moro and more strongly the truths
thnt come from on high and nre con
tained In tho sacred writings. Her
Bdlul, At least Berlin may feel sure that
Switzerland und Bolivia will not seize
uny Interned ships.
A cut In the piico of gasoline Is an
ticipated. This will be good news to
those who expect to drink U.
Not so long ago tb j man who worked
for wages envied the man who re
ceived a salary ; but not now.
The latest news regarding submarine
operations Is that moro Amerlcuns
liavo lauded safely in Europe.
Why a Christian
Should
Join the Church
By REV. HOWARD W. POPE
Moody Bible Institute,
Cbiceco
TEXT And the Lord added to th
church dally such as were being saved.
Acta 2:47.
Why does a soldier enlist In the
army? Because there he can render
the most effect
tlve service;
there his Influ
ence will help,
and not hinder;
there he can
have the sympa
thy and co-operation
of other sol
diers, v In every war,
however, t h e r o
are some soldiers
who refuse to
Join tho army.
They prefer to
fight Independ
ently. They nre
called guerillas.
But guerilla warfare as a ruin Is In
effective, demoralizing, and disreput
able. It damages tho very cause It
tries to help.
In like manner there arc some peo
ple who claim to be Christians, but
who refuse to Join the church. Like
guerlllus, they unconsciously dumngo
tho very cause they ought to help.
They cannot give a single good reason
for their position, but there arc many
reasons why every Chrlstlun should
Join some church.
I. There he can render the most ef
fective service. He Is one of tnuny,
who are all working under one com
mander and for the same end, and
who, collectively, can accomplish '.hat
could not be done separately. If It Is
a good thing to have churches in a
community, then Christians should
support them.
Ilcmovo the churches from a town,
and property would depreciate, busi
ness would decline, and all good peo
ple would move away. Sunduy would
become a holiday, II fo and property
would bo unsafe, and the town would
soon have such a bad reputation that
no decent person would move Into It.
For this reuson every Chrlstlun owes
It to himself, his fumily, to society,
and to his God, to Join and support
some church.
II. It Is the only consistent position
for a Christian. In the church his In
fluence will help und not hinder; for
an outsider, who ought to bo in tho
church, damages tho cuuse of Christ
Just us much us an Insider, who ought
to be out. A Christian who refuses to
Join the church practically says to the
world that the comuiaiid.s of Jesus uro
not binding or Important, which Is not
true.
III. A Christian who does not Join
the church will soon lose his Joy, and
perhaps his hope. If, knowing his
Master's wish, ho refuses to comply
with It, he cunnot be a happy person.
Ho may be a saved man, but ho will
lose the Joy of his salvation. And if
he loses his Joy he will ulso lose his
power, for "Tho Joy of the Lord Is
your strength."
IV. To be a member of Christ's
church Is the highest honor this world
affords. Its sacraments are the most
sacred, Its literature the most sublime,
and Its fellowship the most sweet and
enduring. All lodges and other or
ganizations are nmu-mudo affairs, but
the church Is a dlvlnu Institution,
founded by Jesus Christ, guided and
guarded by tho Holy Spirit, having
for Its mission the evangelization of
tho world, and for its destiny eternal
fellowship with God und heaven.
V. If It be objected that there are
some hypocrites In the church, the an
swer Is: "Yes, It may bo true, but
Jesus Christ Is no hypocrite, and lie Is
the life of every church."
Kemeiiiber also that when the
church goes through the pearly gutes
there will bo u sifllng, and tho hypo
crites will be left on the outsido of
the gate, on your side, unless you obey
Christ, and you will havo to spend ull
eternity with them. Would It not bo
better to live with them n few years
In tho church than to spend ull eter
nity with them elsewhere? You must
spend some time with those hypocrites
somewhere. Where shall It be?
VI. The Christian who refuses to
Join the church, dishonors Jesus Christ.
It iu like proposing u secret marriage.
He is willing that Christ should die
for Mill, but he Is not willing to live
for Christ, or even to acknowledge his
relation to him. Ho desires to be
saved, but he Is not willing to serve,
lie wants the benefits of Christianity
without tho sacrlllces, whereas tho
sacrifices constitute nine-tenths ot the
benefits.
The meanness of It Is well Illustrated
by tho following story : Doctor Lorlmer
onco asked a man why he did not Join
the church. Tho reply was that tho
dying thief did not Join the church
mid ho was suved. "Well," said the
doctor, "If you do not belong to a
church, you help support missions, of
course?"
"No," snld the ninn. "The dying
thief did not help missions, und ho
was saviil, was ho not?"
"Yes," said the doctor.' "I suppose
ho was, but you must remember that
ho wns a dying thief, whereas you are
a living ono."
I mny not do one slnulo deed
Thnt mixes mo ubovo the thrnnir,
My prvBi'iinn none mny stop to houd
As Nllunlly I plud along.
Out while my loved ones count me tru
And Klurtly follow where I fare,
ThouKh Utile that Is Krent I lo
I sliull not ever neod to euro,
Hot roll Free Tress.
Trayer Is not conquering God's reluc
tance but laying hold on Ids willing
ness. Prayer In Jesus' nnino Is repenting
the victor's name In the devil's cur.
r.wl 'tow
(CooUucted by th National Woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
WHAT PROHIBITION WILL AND
WILL NOT DO ECONOMICALLY.
Do not think that prohibition alone,
potent as It has been and trebly potent
as It will be when applied nationally,
will secure to a laborer his Just share ot
the profits from bis labors, and Insure
to the honest Investor the safety of
and a fair return from his Investment.
Do not think that prohibition alone
will eliminate the waste and Ineffi
ciency, correct the positive wrong that
at one and the same time leaves chil
dren to starve In great cities and ap
ples to rot In orchard fields; that
makes 10-cent bread out ot dollar
wheat; that creates a mob mad with
hunger and cold In the same commu
nity and hour with drunken feasts that
equal the debauches of decadent
Home. No, prohibition will not of It
self bring in tho economic millennium;
but It will put out the uncontrollable
fires that consume the hearts and
bruins of men and women who must
meet this Industrial crisis, who must
find the plan of Justlco that will en
ublo ull, with the full guarantee of
safety to euch, to live as brothers on
ono sod. It will clear the air for sober
thinking and equip minds und souls
for constructive statesmanship. And
directly It will save the nation iinuually
$2,250,(XO,(M)0, a sum so fabulous that
not even the richest nation of tho
world may wuste It without inviting
dlsuster. Dunlel C. Tuling.
W. C. T. U. WAR WORK.
Up to tho middle ot July tho W. a
T. U. hud sent four ambuluiices ted
fifteen field kitchens to France, Co
llated twenty stercoinotorgruphs to
tho cantonments and expended
000 for comfort kits. It Is adopting
hundreds of French orphans, contrib
uting generously to Belgian, Syrian,
Armenian, and other relief abroad,
ulso to tho relief of families of sol
diers and sailors at home. It Is fur
nishing hospital supplies in vast quan
tities, establishing hostess houses and
homo center near the camps and
supplying books, mugazlnes and other
literature to camp libraries. It has
officially promoted the Liberty loans
nnd co-operated nil over tho country
In pushing Bed Cross, Y. M. C. A. und
other financial drives.
A questionnaire sent out by the na
tional W. C. T. U. war service com
mlttee as a means to compiling a rec
ord of war work done by the !((,( k HI
local unions during tho current yent
covers the subjects of wartime prohi
bition, soldiers' and sailors' relief nt
home and abroad, moral education,
women In Industry, Americanization,
and shows that the white-rlhhnn or
ganization has In mind, not only pres
ent win-the-war needs, but tho de
mands of coming reconstruction days'
as well. Through well-organized de
partments of work, whose machinery
wns humming long before the war, the
W. C. T. U. will bo rendy when peace
Is declnred to do a work Invaluable
to tho country and to humanity.
STATE RIGHTS.
"What about the Mnto rights argu
ments?" some one asked-Mr. Wlllfnm
J. Bryan when discussing tho ratifica
tion of tho federal prohibition amend
ment. "My observation Is that the state
rights objection disappears whenever
tho stnto declares for prohibit Inn," re
plied Mr. Bryan. "If a slate wants
prohibition It doesn't ohjett to having
the federal government help to en
force It. Those who oppose national
prohibition on that ground as a rulo
oppose state prohibition on some other
grounds. This Is not u universal rule
but It Is almost unlversM. Georgia,
Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas, Vir
ginia and Florida are all good state
rights states but their representatives
In congress voted sotyly In favor of
the amendment. South Carolina and
North Carolina were nearly solid and
the amendment had Its supporters in
every Southern slate."
THEY WISH THEIR NAVY HAD
PROHIBITION.
Perhaps the most Interesting thing
of all Is the largo and Increasing num
ber of British ofllcers who ono hears
speaking sympathetically, nnd even ap
provingly, of the total abstinence of
'liquor In force on the American shli.
The fact that tho ofllcers of the latter
are practically unanimous In declaring
that they would never favor going
back to the old regime has mado a
good deal of an Impression on the
British, and moro and moro frequently
I hear tho older royal navy ofllcers
saying that they wished they had the
same antlllquor rules in force on their
own ships. From an article on "Get
ting Together," by Lewis It. Freeman,
Lieutenant Itoynl Navy, In The Out
look. ALCOHOL AND COLD.
The advocate of alcohol points tri
umphantly to tho fact that he feels
tho comforting warmth produced by
a glass of whisky, and adduces tho
experience of our men in the cold,
wet trenches.' Science admits tho
"feeling," but denies the "reality."
Tho flux of blood to the skin gives a
feeling of warmth to the Individual,
but It Is by subtracting valuable heat
from the Inlernul organs where It Is
of vital Importance. William L. Held,
M. I)., ex-l'resldent of the Boyal Fuc
ulty of liiyslelans and Surgeons.
SOME INSURANCE FIGURES.
The following statistics from the
fifty-first report of the Sceptre Life as
soelallon (British) leave no doubt re
garding the comparative longevity of
abstainers and noiiabstalners.
In the general section the percentage
of actual deaths to expected deaths
wns 0.1.2S. In tho temperance section
It was only 62.00. Fur ! years tho
percentage of actual deaths to expect
ed deaths was In the nnteetotal sec
tlou 7!).!).1, and lu the temperance sec
'Ion C1.05.
This data should be of lutwrat.
THE NEW DRESS
By JULIA A. R0BIN80N.
(CopyrlBht, 11. by McCiur Nwspapel
Syndicate,)
"Mamma, I've got to have a new
dress to wear to the lawn party next
week." announced Maude, looking up
from thn atorv she wus reading, "J !
must have a white one. I saw a beauty
nt J 's yesterday georgette crepe,
with tho loveliest lace I I wish you'd
buy It for me."
Her mother hesitated. "Don't yofl
think you could get along with youi
last year's dress, dear?"
"Oh, mammal" exclaimed Maude,
Tve worn thnt everywhere Pve been
this summer. I'm tired of It ; besides,
It's all worn at the sleeves. I couldn't
wear that, and yon wouldn't have me
either."
"But everything costs so much now,"
ejaculated her mother. "Couldn't yor
nonage somo way?"
"I don't know how I could get nlonp
without a dress, really, mamma," ro
turned Maude. "You'd want me to loo
as well as tho other girls, wouldn't
you? Mamie's going to have a new
one, and I'm sure Helen Bates will ,
You don't want me to look shabby." ;
"How much would tho new dresi
cost?" asked Mrs. Pope, weakening.
"Forty dollars but It's a beauty'
It's really worth It."
The mother sighed. That seemed slid
a great price to pay for ono dress
when everything was so dear, am!
money was needed to help the soldiers
but still, she did not like to dlsappoln!
Maude.
Just then Mr. Tope came in, puflliU
from the heat, but smiling nnd good
natnred. Ho wus generally In gooi
humor.
"Dadt" exclaimed Maude, "imimma'l
been objecting to my having a new
dress for the lawn party. My old out
Is quite shabby. You'd want mo t
have a new one, wouldn't yon, dadl
You old dear!" fiho flung her arnit
about her father's neck. She knew h
never could deny her anything wher
sho coaxed.
"Well, I guess we can raise tht
money, girlie I but don't choke me," h
lnnghed. "We might's well let her havt
It If she wants it," he added, turning t(
his wife.
"Oh, you darling!" cried Maude, hug
glng him. "I'm so happy I I'm goln
right over to tell Helen Bates about It
She'll have something beautiful tc
wear, I know; but I guess mlneil Ik
Just as pretty as hers. You'll be proud
of me In my new dress, dad."
Maude, nil smiles, rnn over to tell
the good news to her friend. She found
Helen sewing on a piece of dotted mus
lin. "What nre you doing, Helen?" slit
usked.
"I'm mnklng myself n new dress for
the lawn party," beamed Helen, hold
ing It up to view. "Seel It's nearl
done. I made It all myself; and It cosl
Just $0.75. Isn't It n dear?"
Maude looked at the dress, amazed.
It was a pretty dress, but so plain, nol
a particle of lace, Just tiny ruffles. Ii
was not like the dresses Helen usually
wore. "Yes, it's very pretty," sho fal
tered.
She felt almost ashnmed to tell
. Helen what her dress was going to
, cost. If Helen, one of the richest gl-ls
In town, could wear a dress costing
$fl.7.r, why should sho pay $10 for one?
Perhaps mother was right, after all.
I "It's really pretty," repeated Maude,
"but I thought you'd hnve some
thing really line, as you always do.
Papa's going to buy mo one. It's
swell I" she enthused, remembering
the coveted dress. "You usually have
something so much more elaborate
than this."
I "Yes," smiled Helen, "but I'm be
ginning to think I've been quite fool
ish to spend so much on dress, espe
cially now, when so much Is needed
for the war. We've been talking It
1 over, ninmnm and I. Wo both wanted
to glvo all we could to the Bed Cross,
nnd I decided if I bought the muslin
and made the dress myself, I should
have almost the entire cost of tho
dress to give away and look Just as
well, too. You see, they n I so much
for tho soldiers 'over there,' inainnm
and I are saving all we can to help."
This was a new Idea to Maude, and
she began to think.
"I stippnso I could get along with a
cheaper dress," she admitted. "Papa
would glvo me the money, and I could
save a part of it."
"Dot" cried Helen enthusiastically.
"Couldn't you make It yourself, and
save more? I'll help you."
"Why, I never made n dress In my
life," confessed Maude. "I shouldn't
know how."
"It's quite easy, after you onco be
gin," encouraged Helen. "I'll show you
how to do it. You see, I've got my
hand In," she laughed. "Cornel Let's
go downtown nnd buy tho goods and
begin right off."
For the next week Maude wns very
busy, and very happy happier than
ever before In her life, for she was
doing something to help others. Sho
let her mother Into the secret, but did
not tell her father till she appeared
before him on the day of tho party In
n dainty whlto luwn, very plain nnd
simple, with tiny stitched ruf
fles. "Don't I look sweet In my new dress,
dad?" sho chirped.
"Yes, you're always charming 1" ho
flattered, looking lit the dress.
She laughed. "You don't know tho
difference between tills and a forty
dollar dress, daddy, dear I But the
best of It Is," she Md him, with spark
ling eyes, "I've got the new dress and
thirty-four dollars besides to glvo to
the Bed Cross."
Silence Not Often Regretted.
It was a viso old philosopher who
snld, "Tho sclenco of silence Is mort
dllllcult than that of speech." Tht
sharp retorts we might havo mndt
are not nmong our regrets In uftei
years.
Architectural Note.
No architect ought to design a front
porch that you cuu't slip your shoes
oft on while yor rfttlu there In tho
quiet summer night without anybody
knowln' any different Lultlmore
Ban.
LIFT OFF CORNS!
Drop Freezone on a touchy
corn, then lift that corn
off with fingers
Doesn't hurt a bltl Drop a little
Freezone on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then you lift
It right out. Yes, magic I No humbug I
A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a
few cents at any drug store, but Is suf
ficient to remove every liurd corn, soft
com, or corn between the toes, and the
calluses, without soreness or Irritation.
Freezone Is the sensational discov
ery of a Cincinnati genius. It Is won
derful. Adv.
Secure.
A former sergeant, who had Just
been "busted" and who carried fre.-li
In bis in I in t nuT,iorles iff a court
martial, was lifted wounded from the
iiinlmlaiicc nt a Held hospital In
France. He was grinning.
"Well." he said, "heres' one stripe
they can't take away from me."
Important to Mothers
Exnmino curefully every bottlo of
CASTOIUA, that famous old remedy
for iufuuts and children, and see that It
Boars the
Signature of
In Use for Over M ears.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Just in Time.
"Iilil she rol urn the engagement
ring when she Jilted you?"
"She didn't have any engagement
ring. Just before I proposed to her I
Joined a society for the prevention of
useless giving."
A woman's strength lies lu the
knowledge of n man's weakness.
1 mi.
GOOD-BYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES
Tor centuries nil over tho world
(;I.I MKHAL Ilnarlem Oil has af
forded relief In thousands upon thou
sands ot cases of lame back, lumbago,
M'lallca, rheumatism, gallstones, grav
el und nil other affections of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. It mis quickly. It does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
and purifies the blood. It makes a
new man, a new woman, of you. It
frequently wards off attacks of the
dread and fntal diseases of the kid
neys. It often completely cures the
distressing diseases of the organs of
the body allied with the hlailder and
kidneys. Itloody or cloudy urine, Bed
Iment, or "brlckdust" Indicate an un
healthy condition.
Po not delay a mlnuto If your bnck
aches or 'i are sore across the loins
or hnve dlflleulty when urlniitlng. tin
to your druggist nt once nnd get a
VSTist In th rsune of lnillll"n. ilrs
nrimls, lilml, Ut'irlhiiru. fixnl rrpi-.H".
bi-li-hlnK. ("?, sour niimii'-h, suil J
many lumicli mlmTlrnT Jul Oils nolil-
hmiiu'n -suiM-rsrliUiy " U" dm-iors
call It. It rla mlllUm of their full
irviisih. tllsllty sml llir iwwrr Is enjo
llfi' to lm n-al mn sinl wnoji-n.
It la well no Hi. I an arid moulk
nVaimjra th li-i ili. The arlil la ao (kiwit.
till that II rata rliilil lliriinih ths har.1
enaini-l anil raiiai-a Ilie liulu to (Irc-ay.
This la fair warnliil of what n-,aa schl
liy will ili to lha oVIkatii omanliailon
r the aluiiiarh: sa s mailer ot (act, 11
cin ai-l'IIU' nut only pnnlnr a r-t
Dianv imliifill snil illaasiwahh- synip
l. in. Hint wr siniTally natua "SIiudm
tnmhlM." hut It la tin cn-alur of s l""
train of very arrhma sllmi-nla. Ai-lil-aicnnai-li
luli-rfrrra wilh Ilia lUimilon
ami ranai-a tbe t""il I" ferment. This
nuiai of wxir. fermenleil fl panaes I'llH
tho Inleallnea, where It heroinea the
breeiUng ilaea for seriua sml toilr
rmtaulia, wllli-h In turn are sliaorheil
Inlo the I'l'-xl ami 1IUlrll1m.il tbrousli
out the entire bnlr,
Wliereer you an ymi see ylellma or
sel I ulnmarh people who, while not
i-iually ilown nWk are olwaya alllns
have no alipellto, fimil llnean'l llli'".
hi-lrhliiK all the lime, continually i-om-plnlnliiK
ul helns weak ami Unit sun
Worn uul. It Is this i-irt-na acl.lllj that
f" PINK
Indig
QOrf
by i
Acid"
GIIOTIG CONSTIPATION
IS A CRIME AGAINST NAlUKfc.
Stop It or
vou nsver c.in kmp
.. .u.e r-n bean wsll.
X
Try them just ones snd b etsrnslly
them just ones snd b etsrnslly
Dr. Tuffs
A Bad Cough
M neglected, often testis to serious trouble.
Safeguard your kealth, relier your dlatr
snd sooths your irritated throat by taking
. . t . h....,n, vniip iiv.r i.ruiu, r w 1.1.
PJS'S
C1D PRESCRIPTION .
FOR WEAK XIONEYS
ITav vou ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many product that are ex
tensively advertised, all at once drop ott
of eight and are soon forgotten? Tb
reason is plain th article did not lullil
the nromliiea of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has reel
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system th remedy i
recommended by those who have beta
benefited, to those who are in need of it. s
A prominent dniggint says, "Tsk for
eiample Dr. Kilmer's Hwamp Hoot, a
preparation I have sold for many yean
and never hesitate to recommend, for ia
almost every cane it allows excellent re
mits, aa many ot my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy that I know of
has so Urge a sale."
According to sworn statement anJ
verified testimony of thounanda who hsv
ued the preparation, the success of Dr.
Kilmers' Swsuip-Hoot is due to the fact
that so many people claim, it fulfills al
most every wih in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments, correct ur
inary troubles and neiitratizra th uri
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcel Pout. Address
Dr. Kilmer 4 Co., Hinidiamton, K. Y., an!
enclose ten cents; also mention this paper.
Large ami medium fire bottles for sal
at all drug storps. Adv.
Suggestion on Patches.
All men wlio ore wearing their punt
on a wln-the-war schedule must lie
careful that the attrltive pressure be
dlstrlluited so that the two rear patch
es may become necessary Mmiillune
oiisly. A new patch willi a worn i-oio-I
ii ii i ii i 1 1 -I i is not Nightly nnd is not
Indlcnllve of even ami symmetrical
war service. Houston Post.
A Veteran.
"Take your choice, work or fight."
"All right, then; I'll continue to fight
off work,"
I lon't blame the hen If the egg ie
tad. It was all right when her re
sponsibility ended.
Wrtsht's Indian Wnelsbls Tills ennteta
nothing but vrgrinhl InsrriUrnts. which mat
grntlv as s tonlr nnd purssllvn by stimu
lation snd not by Irritation. Adv.
A busy man Is iilmiit us sociable a
a woman wilh (lie toothache.
ASTHMA
INSTANTLY RELIEVED WITH
FjtatJH TV VtvYAlBl
OR nONtf REFUNDED ASK ANY DRUGGIST
W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 42-1911.
box of imported CJOLD MF.PAL Unar
lem lil Capsules. They are pVasuut
and easy to take. Kach capsule con
tains about one dose of five drops.
Take them Just like you would any
pill. Take a small swallow of water
If you want to. They dissolve In the
stomach, nnd the kidneys soak up the
oil like a sponge does water. They
thoroughly demise nnd wash out the
bladder und kidneys and throw off the
Inflammation which Is the cause of
tho trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened Joints, thnt backache,
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall
stones, gravel, "brlckdust," etc. They
nro an effective remedy for all dis
cuses of the Madder, kidney, liver,
stomach nnd allied orgnns. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money If you nre not satisfied after a
few davs' use. Accept only the pure,
original COLD MKlML Ilanrlem OB
Capsules. Noiio other genuine. Adv.
esiion, Bloat,
iomach
takes the pep ami pnneh out of them,
leatia little or no vitality,
Strike at His rry cauae of sll this
tmuhln sml clean thla ti.-eaa ai-ld out
of ths alomarb. Thla will sl '""
seta s rhaure to illneat Hit (owl propcrlyl
nature will il the reat,
A wonderful new n-medy removes -Ceaa
Slid without the Mi.'hteal ill-comfort.
It la railed EATON 10, made 10
the form of tablets tliey art ixl to eat
Juat llko s Ml of randy. KATOMU
lllirally pbsnrlia tba lujiirloua etreas
srld and rarrh-a It away llimuiih the In
teatlhea. It drlrea the bloat out of tb
body you run fairly feel II work.
Try KtTOMO slid sc bow uut.-ktr
It hanlahi-a bloat. Iicarlluiru, heli-liiim.
food repeating, Indlaeailon, etr. H"
too, how qulekty your general henlih
iinm-a how much uior of your
food la digested bow nerroiianeaa slid
Irrlialdllly dlaappear. l.earn bow eny
It la to get hark Jour phyalrsl and in. B
tal pumTi. Hats th power snd enemy
to work with rlra. Knjoy the tl
thlniia of life. Learn what It meaua la
(airly Imhhle oyer with hrallh.
So get s bos of KATKMi" from your
dnuKlKt todav. We suihorla him to
giiarante KATON1U tn pleaae you and
you ran tniat your drUKaiat to ro:ta
thla guarantee good. If It full" In any
way, tsk It bark he will rrtuud Jour
money.
EYE
BUTrMPrn
CATAKKHAl. rtVtB
AMI AIL NOSI;
AM) 1IIHOAI DISCAStB
Cures the sick and sets aa a prevrntntlve for other
Mqul.l Riven on the tongue. Huf tor liroo.t niares n
nil others. Hrst kidney remedy. SO cents a Imttle. 8.
di.sef. HiHd by sll tlrtiiTKlHts nnd tur( (roods houses , or.
sent, express pnlil. hy the iimtiufiioturers. UooKlet, I'ls
tcni)cr. Cntiso nnd Cure," tree.
HI'OIIN Ml.nU'AL CO., ;brn, lad., V. S. A.
. ,r . ;;.j iiu.
If VOU wsks Wltn S psa.tssis. in yns
eonvlnosd. For sale by a
eonvinosu. rwr i y -
Uvqv Pill
II drugalst.
JIS.00 rrit AOIir-l W0 sere "lnne.ot bill
lUli, IS aunHIUS lift SalMtas, aieaiae.Ha, aaaa
Vjh&i . . HAIR BALSAM v,
Aj V ? B.ltridlolSaaSra..
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