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    THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURO, PA.
IN MISERY
1 FOR YEARS
Mr i. Courtney Tell How She
Was Cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham't Vegetable
Compound.
fka!oosa, low.-" For yean I was
.imply In misery from a weakness and
""r awful naina ana
Homing seemea w
do me any Rood. A
friend advised me
to take Lydia .
Plnkham's Vege
table Compound. I
Hiil an nnrl cot re
lief right away. I
can certainly re
commend this valu
ables medicine to
I other women who
Buffer, for it haa
CI " ilniiii such pood
j. . mm and 1 know it will hell!
07 " they will give It , fair trial.''
-Mrs. LizhbCoubtney, 108 8tb Ave,,
WMt, Oskalooaa, Iowa.
Why will women drag along from day
to day, year In and year out, suffering
inch misery as did Mrs. Courtney, when
inch letters as this are continually being
Mblish'd. Every woman who suffers
from displacements, Irregularities, In
fl.mmtion, ulceration, backache, ner
vousness, or who is passing through the)
Chaneo of Life should give this famoua
root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pink,
ham's Vegetable Compound, a trial, tor
aoecisl advice write Lydia E. Pinkham
iLtitina Co.. Lvnn. Mass. The result
of its long expenonce is at your service,
When You Need a Good Tonic
Take BABEK
TUB QUICK AND 8UHM CUBS FOB
Malaria, Chills, Fever and Grippe
CONTAINS NO QUININB
itt nntrnniHTS or br Parcel Pout, DirnaM
(mm Klor-Mwakl A Co., WaBhlDgtou, P. U
Nobody Gets By.
My friend, Mho is uu ofllcer, told me
this one: "There wns n new. and
yount; lud on sentry duly, no I thought
I would play a trick on him. It wus
dark when I approached the camp,
and (lie sentry nsked, 'Who goes
there? I answered, 'Nobody.' Ho, be
coming excited lit this answer, replied,
'Puss on.'"
Lemon Juice
For Freckles
Glrlit Make beauty lotion at
home for a few cents. Try Itl
Snuoeze the Juice of two lemons into
l Dottle contulnlng three ounces of
jrchurd white, shake well, and you
iavc a quurter pint of tho best freckle,
mnburn and tan lotion, nnd complex
ion wliltener, at very, very small cost
Your grocer has tho lemons and
any drug storo or toilet counter will
wpply three ounces of orchard white
for a few cents. Massage this sweetly
frncrimt lollon into tho fuce, neck,
inns mid hnnds and see bow freckles,
ranliurn nnd tan disappear nnd bow
Jonr, soft and white the skin becomes,
rest It Is harmless. Adv.
Measure of Esteem.
"Then nho cares nothing for him ?"
"Not even enough to Inquire ubout
tils Income."
A New Way to Shave
Tender skins twice a day without Irri
tation by using Cutlcura Soap the
"Cutlcura Way." No slimy mug, germs,
waste of time or money. For free sam
pies address, "Cutlcura, Dept. X, Boa
Ion." At druggists and by mull. Soap
25, Ointment 25 nnd CO. Adv.
No Use Then.
. Old Sage Health Is wealth all right.
Pessimist Yes, but you can't get
anything for It from a pawnbroker.
t)r. Perry' "Dnid Shot" not only tinprli
Wornm or Tapi-worm but cli-nna out th
"ucut In which they brr1 and timi- up
Uu dilation. On doae aultlclent. Adv.
T. J. Sands, Philadelphia, retiring
after ,10 years of railway service, re
hint's pension.
.. When Bahy I Te uliln
SWlVB-S BAHV ill I Witt. MHIllUNH will enrrM
Hu.iuai-b and llnwnl mmlilra. 1'sr'aolly uariu-
boa dlruoUuna on lb boule.
Wlliner Krusen Is preparing Penn
'.vlviitila Industries for employment of
Meriin American soldiers.
Why Dread Old Age?
H doesn't matter how old you are, if
you keep well and it-live. Lot of folk
ore younger at 70 than others are at 00.
Lame, bent backs; itift", achy, rheu
nmtio joint; bad eyesight and denfneM
ro too often due to neglected kidney
trouble and not to advancing year.
Don't let weak kidneys age you. Uao
Doan'$ Kidney l'illi. They have
"wile life more comfortable for thou
uads of elderly folks.
A Virginia Case
Mm, TP f Tlflmn.
'litre, 1.112 ilramble
n Ava.. Norfolk.
., ay: "I wu In
tWflil .k&ii. rnni.
V'iir ago with kid-
rointmilnt ana
1'itlilnir litilnml mn
Until I hr-unii tnktnir
l!"n'n Kidney 1'llln.
Vl(,y Bxi'd me up nil
"Klit snd I hnven't
""I nny alun of the
iiNmble aim'. Thu
'"to Dmin'i niudeSt,-.
"WW lusting." "
Get Doan't at Any Star, 60o Bos
'OSTER MIUJURN CO- BUFFALO. N.V.
S?nt Throw Away Your
"1(1 Straw Hal lnn It lip WIIB INSTANT
lid.- , " ""I CI. HA N Kit. I'rW-a u-n cenla
t "ale Uunau. m I'limam At, UrookljD, N. I.
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III GR1P0FWINTER
Black Sea Shore About the Last
Word in Desolation.
There the Great River Danube and Its
Surroundings Present as Dreary a
Scene Today as When Ovid
Wrote His "Sorrows."
If you think the worm airs of an
eastern Ilivlora curcss tho shore of
the ISlack sen, where the blue Danube
creeps out through as many chununls
as tho reedy Nile's, you need to ro
iiiako your picture. In case your Im
agination needs a little aiding, take
down your dusty copy of Ovid's ' Sor
rows'his "Trlstlu" and rend once
more what he wrote back to unforgiv
ing Rome about his first winter ot
banishment on that const. It was
nineteen centuries ago. Put you might
suppose ho was telling of this very
winter's work, at Nantucket, say, or
Montreal. Touch by touch his clever
lines draw tho picture as plainly as
If ho were a correspondent for a mod
ern syndicate. You. feel yourself nlilv
erlng with hlin on tho whitened plain,
beneuth the flaring stars that circle
but never set.
There ot Toml does tho north wind
blow, and do they feel that bitterer
wind from tho north-by-eiist? It
blows, nnd tho fields turn to stone; It
tears roofs nwny, and brings tho look
out towers down flat. Any snow?
Storm treads on storm till hero uml
there tho heaped-up and compacted
snows lie two winters deep. Of courso
tho brooks ore stilled now; tho water
In tho lakes Is brittle, It ran bo dug
and shattered. Of a native, what
with his pelts nnd bis stltchedup
breeches, all you can see Is his fuce;
his beard Is white with thu cold bu
sucks through It. No one drinks wine ;
It Is passed In lumps; If a wine Jar
Is broken, the wluo within It stands
alone.
Does the great Danube freeze? Its
blue currents have hardened Into mar
ble. It holds tho ships locked fast ; not
nn oar can cleave the waters. Where
the pilot steered now men go afoot. No
wild Sanitation lacks n bridge for bis
greaseless ox-cart. Put surely the
Itlack sea Itself keeps open? Well,
says Ovid, If I had anything to gain
by soylng what Isn't so, you might not
believe me; but as sure as I am n
wretched exile, I have walked that sen
dry-shod. Porens was howling, but
ho could not raise n wave. Not n
bumping dolphin could como through
to stretch himself. Oh, Leander, If
once upon a time a like seu hail been
yours, the scandal of your drowning
could not have been laid upon the
strait you had to swim I
And then, with grimmer strokes,
Ovid draws the worst part of his pic
ture. For Into this winter-bound coast,
over tho ringing highways of the Ice,
como savage foes, sweeping down on
swift horses; they have poison on their
arrow tips, they bring thongs to lash
their captives; they tire with torches
what they cannot carry otT.
U-r-rl Put If Ovid were alive again
In this year of grace, nnd once more
writing from Toml, or ns they call It
now, KustendJI, ho would not find tho
sting of the north wind from the
steppes less biting than It) centuries
ago, nor the cruelty of man to man
less appalling. Poston Herald.
New Disease.
Members of army medical bonrds
hnvo some curious experiences, I
gather. In the course of their work, but
It might be supposed that they would
have fewer opportunities for making
discoveries than their colleagues be
hind the fighting line, and In the base
hospitals. Put evidently there are ex
ceptions. "A man presented himself
for examination the other day," ono
medical friend tells mo, "and I put tho
usual question: 'Well, what's the innt
ter with you?' 'Tlmorbllll.' 'WImtr
Ho repented It. 'I don't know whnt
thot Is,' I said. So he produced n pn
per from his own doctor, and on It
wns written: This man Is suffering
from Timor Pel II.'" It sounds better,
certainly, than "cold feet," and Is quite
ns full of meaning I Westminster
(England) fla.ette.
Earned His Meal.
Governor Stephens was commenting
on tho misuse of tho uniform by per
sons who have no right to use It.
"They oiiKht to bo In Jail," ho de
clared, "but once In a while you can't
help but forglvo the culprit. I tut vo
In mind the case of n tramp In uniform
who asked a housewife for a meal.
"'So you wero In tho battle of tho
Marne?'
'"Yes, ma'am,' replied the tramp.
"'What can you tell about that great
in?'
"'Wl a word, ma'am. I'm on my
'-nr not to reveal n thing I saw or
did. That's n very strict military
rule.' "
Making Most of Water Power.
Dllllcultles of Importing coal havo
developed many heretofore unprofit
able sources of power, heat and light.
The most Important of theso Is the
peat hoes In the western part of Pen
mark. In Norway nnd Sweden water
power Is developed to a great extent
for tho production of electricity, but
In Denmark there nro no waterfalls
of consequence. It Is reported that
(ludcnaa, u smnll river In the vicinity
of Ani'hus, Is about to bo developed
by the municipality of Aarhiis at a
cost of $1,000,000. It Is expected that
about 1.000 horse, power will be uti
lized. Scientific American.
Patriotism.
Who can measiiro tho compelling
force of patriotism? At Sunday night's
Puttery concert, largely ntteiiib-d by
Manliattanltes to whom north of Four
teenth street Is a foreign land, the. lend
er asked that after thu singing of the
national anthem the audience offer one
minute's silent prayer for thu boys over
there, Ono whose bend did not bow
promptly, seemingly held alert by thu
shock of some ama.tng surprise, soon
acknowledged the force of patriotic
emotion by saying, as be bowed bis
head: "I prayed hist Master, but If
It Is for tho boys hero goes." Now
York Sun. . .
Three Needs
of Christian
Workers
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
BiUnaion Department, Moody Bible
Inttituta. Chicago
TEXT De of good courage and let us
behave ourselves valiantly, and let the
Lord do that which Is good In hti fight
1 Chron. 18:13.
I
Joab, the commander In chief of
David's army, found himself between
two fires. The
army of tho Sy
rians opposed
III in nn one side
and the army of
the Ammonites
on the other. Em
ploying tho best
tactics ho knew
and placing hta
army to thu best
advuutage, h (
Hindi! nn uddrest
to his men on the
eve of battle. The
text Is part ol
that address
which reminded
them they were
about to fight for their people and
the cities of their Cod. Ills exhorta
tion might well bo pondered by all
Christians today and especially those
who ore more or less directly cnguged
tn Christian work.
There nro thrco things upon the
surface of this text.
I. The Need of Courage.
It Is said of some regiments In hu
mun armies that they are so foolltdt
ns never to know when they ure beut
cn. It Is not foolishness that Is tho
trouble, but a high-hearted cuurugu
which will not admit defeat or which
takes a defeat and wrestles it Into a
victory. The Christian worker, above
all others, should have such good
courugc. lie has a Leader who Is
possessed of all wisdom and knowl
edge a Lender who knows the secret
plans of the enemy. He Is aware even
of tho secret thoughts of the enemy.
He is never taken off bis guard, or
by surprise. He Is fully Informed of
every movement. He gives promise
to bis people that no weapon formed
against them shull prosper. Ho' Is a
Leader who not only hns all knowl
edge, but all power to use his knowl
edge. He Is tho Invlnciblo Ono.
Sometimes a man finds himself iu
possession of vuluable knowledge
which Is valueless to him because of
a lacic of power. He has not the util
ity to use what ho krrows. Put unto
our Lord hns been given till power in
heaven and in earth.
I'e of good couruge, then, no matter
what odds wc fuce, knowing there Is
more with us than with the enemy.
The niessago of tho saint of old is
well worth remembering "One with
God Is always a majority." This Is
still true. God who gnve tho victory
to his people in olden days is the
same God. There Is no cluiugo in our
Leader. He Is tho some yesterday, to
day and forever. Following him, the
Christian is assured of ultimate vic
tory. It may seem as though we
were hedged In by overwhelming
forces und defeat Is certain, but we
may hove good courage as we look
away from the opposing hosts to the
one whom wo follow.
II. The Need of Valiant Behavior.
The ltevised Verslou renders this
by "pluy tho man." It means simply
to "do your best." To do one's best Is
to behuvo vullantly. No matter if
others may do better thun we, tho
need Is to do our best. Wc nro to
"play the man" und not be like chil
dren who become discouraged because
someone else does better than they
can do. We must Just keep on do
ing our part to the best of our ability.
Much was dependent on each man ot
Moub's army behaving vullantly. Much
more depends on each Christian doing
bis best. Wu must "pluy tho man
for the honor of the name of him
whoso we are und whom wo serve.
He docs not i-xpect us to weakly sur
render but to sliiud up to tho fight,
behuving ourselves valiantly; we must
meet his expectations.
Then again, the well being of tho
church depends on euih doing his
best Tho chun!. is tho body of
Christ and we uru all members of that
body. If ono member suffers, ull the
others suffer with It. When one mem
ber falls to behave valiantly, all tho
others aro Injured. On the other band,
all the mouthers are blessed each
time we do our level bust. Again our
own personal growth In grace follows
such behavior. If wo would be strong
In fulth, and experience the delight of
the approval of our Lord, we will go
forth to "play the man" In tho name
of our God.
III. The Need of Trust
"Let tho Lord do thut which Is good
In bis sight." We aro not to think
that results from our work shull bo
In accord with what we Imagine they
should be. Ho may have purposes to
fulfill by our work other limn we
know. We nro naturally eager to ob
tain results which arc good In our
own sight. We may muke serious mis
takes, not knowing oil our Leader
knows, and deslro results which would
not be good In his sight. Wo need to
trust him fully; to believe ho knows
what Is best ; to revel In a high-hearted
courage which grows from the cer
tainty of final victory; to keep on do
lug our best nnd allow him to do thut
which Is good In his sight, Irrespective
of whether It Is g I In ours or not
The first Impulse of the young con
vert is to love. Po you remember the
day you wero converted? Was not
your heart full of sweet peace and
love? If a ninn has not the lovo of
God shed abroad In his heart, ho has
never been regenerated. Moody.
There can be no tine peaco, there
can ho no trim hope, there can bo no
comfort where there Is uncertainty.
I urn not fit for (iod'u service, I cannot
po out anil work for God, If I am Iu
doubt ubout my own salvation.
Moody.
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IMPROVED UNIFORM INiZRNATIONAL
StWSfJE
Lesson
037 REV, P. B. FITZWATER, D. D.,
Teacher ot English Ulble la the lioody
Bible Institute ot Chicago.)
(Copyright, 1918, Weitern Newspaper
Union.)
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 29
REVIEW.
SUBJECT What It Means to Be a
ChrlMlan.
8KLECTION FOH PEADINO-I John
1:1-24.
GOLDEN TEXT My little children, let
us not love In word, neither In tongue;
but tn deed, and truth. 1 John 1:18.
Tcrhnps tho best way to review tho
lessons of this quarter will be to take
the several lessons and note their bear
ing on tho subject Chosen for review ;
tunnely: What It means to bo a Chris
tian. In order to get tho best results,
assignment should bo made of the sev
erul lessons to different parties to como
prepared to give the teaching of tho
particular lesson on tho subject. Tho
following Is suggested ns n posslblo
way of presenting tho matter.
Lesson I. It means Unit each Indi
vidual must exercise faith In Jesus
Christ ns n personal Savior. One may
have bis heart opened by the Lord
While listening to the Word of God at
a stated meeting, like Lydia, or be
convinced through the manifestation
of the mighty power of God, ns tho
I'hlllpplun Jailer. In all cases It Is
the one Savior and the one fulth.
Lesson II. It means that those who
hnve really exercised fulth In the Lord
Jesus Christ will attentively read God'a
Word. F.ven n greot atutcsmnn like
the Ethiopian F.unucli will be blessed
In Its reading, for the Word of God
converts the soul, makes wise the sim
ple, puts gladness Into tho heart, en
lightens the eyes, satisfies the long
ing soul, warns ngulnst dangers, and
brings reward to those who obey Its
precepts.
Lesson III. It means a life of per
sonal prayer nnd communion with God.
The ono who has become a child of
God hns the glorious privilege of com
ing to him with his needs with the as
surance that God will supply thera.
God Is more willing to give to bis chil
dren than any earthly father Is to his
children.
Lesson IV. It means a life of obedi
ence to the Word nnd will of God.
Prompt nnd definite obedience will be
rendered, even to the separation from
business, nnd the ties of nature, when
such stnnd In the way. Peter, Andrew,
James nnd John oheyed, and It meant
to them great spiritual blessings. From
fishing for fish, they were promoted to
fishing for men. Obedience to God
pays. The disciple of Christ will treas
ure up his words.
Lesson V. It means growth In grace,
Jesus himself grew in wisdom and In
stature, and tn favor with God and
mnn. Merely accepting Christ Is not
enough; there must be growth.
Lesson VI. It means a life of help
fulness to others. One who hns been
made a partaker of the Plvlno nnture
will, like his master, give himself In
helpful service to others. He will be a
neighbor to the needy nnd unfortunnte,
even ns the Good Samaritan. Pelng
good In himself, ho will be doing good
to others. Ho will uso every opportu
nity to do good.
Lesson VII. It means nttendnnce nt
the place of worship, receiving the
teaching of the Word of God, partak
ing of the communion, nnd rendering
service in some capacity In the church.
Lesson VIII. It means confessing
Christ before men, nnd waiting with
expectant hope for tho coming of Je
sus Christ from Heaven. The grmul
Incentive for faithfulness In witness
ing for Christ Is the assurance thut
he will come again.
Lesson IX. It means that wo will
give of our possessions to the poor and
needy, lovo our enemies, and refrain
from censorious Judgment. God esti
mates our gifts, not by their size but
by whnt we have left.
Lesson X. It means that one will
strive to conquer his evil propensities,
not allow covetnusness to master him
as did Ahab, and separate himself
from those who walk In darkness. Ho
will exercise greot caution lest he bo
come overcome by tho devil.
Lesson XI. It means being holy and
true, In order that wo may preserve
from corruption the great mass of men
and enlighten thow in darkness,
preaching the Gospel to every crea
ture, conscious that the presence nnd
power of Christ will abide.
Lesson XII. It means that every
talent entrust oil to us will be put to
use, so that when the Lord conies wo
enn make an account to htm which will
secure his commendation and rcwurd.
The Greatest Teachings.
There are no songs comparable to
the songs of Zlon ; no orations equal to
those of the prophets; and no politics
like those which tho Scriptures teach.
Milton.
Favors Bible tor Every Soldier.
In a letter to the American Plblfl
society Major General Wood says:
'Godspeed and nil success In the work
you are undertaking. I earnestly hope
that you will be successful In placing
a Ulble In the hands of every soldier."
Promises In the Bible.
If there Is ono tact, or doctrine, or
command, or promise In tho Jtlblo
which has produced no practical effect
on your temper, or heart, or conduct,
be assured that you do not truly be
lieve it. l'aysnn.
Ono good way to help everything
good, Including one's own bank DC
count, Is to buy Thrift stumps and
divings certificates.
The seashore shark has not been ns
sertlve this summer. Ho probably re
fused to take any risk of being asso
ciated with n U-boat.
General Crowder keeps culling litem
nnd they keep right on answering.
The kaiser will begin to think there's
no end to Yunkees tho wuy they're
pouring Into Franco.
Temperance
(Conducted by the National Woman's
Chrlatlan Temperance Union.)
PROHIBITION RECLAIMS MAN
HOOD. The Sioux Falls Tress, speaking edi
torially on the "Immense success" of
prohibition In South Dakota as re
gards decrease of crime and poverty
und the Increase In legitimate business
profits, notes another result which, It
says, would be "worth while even if it
cost all the economic disaster tho pro
liquor clement so noisily wurn tho peo
ple against. Most nieu," it suys, "havo
had friends who were being ruined by
booze, men of natural talent and un
usual ability In their professions or
occupations who were fulling, dropping
deeper und deeper Into the drunkurd's
low estate, men who could not, no mat
ter how liard they tried, let liquor
alone, nnd had begun to quit trying.
They did fool things, miido spectacles
of themselves In public and private,
and lust the esteem they once held.
Where aro these unfortunates today,
and what nro they doing? livery read
er of this article cun, wc nro sure,
point to at least ono friend who has
come buck, whose eye has brightened,
whoso shoulders havo straightened,
who In one short year of freedom from
the blight of drink bus become a man
once more. Prohibition is reclaiming
brokeudown manhood."
THE ENEMY TO BE FEARED.
I do not greatly fear an enemy that
may embark from some distant hhoro
to do us hurt. I do fear this liquor
foo thut buiTows his insidious way
deep Into the vary vitals of our pow
er, thut not ouly smites the living but
thut drives his poisons into the loins
Of potential fathers and Into thu
wombs of potiiitlul mothers to pre
damn the nice with the eugenic taint
of alcohol. Give Amerlcu dear minds,
clean bodies, und unskilled souls, nnd
sho will prove sufficient for her mo
mentous present even us she has an
swered every question that challenged
her glorious past, and the conclusion
Is Inevitable that uny Institution that
robs thu state of these clear minds,
cleun bodies und unspoiled souls Is
on unmitigated evil nnd must bo do
Btroyed. Puulel A. Poling.
JAIL NOW A HOSPITAL.
"The city of Pirmlnghnm has the
Jiandsomcst city Jail lit tho South, cost
ing about $100,000 and surrounded by
20 acres of ground beautifully culti
vated. The normal number ot pris
oners confined within it before the ad
vent of prohibition was 200 and up
wards. Today tho number ranges from
CO to 70, aiost of them colored women.
"Now our new problem Is, what to
do with this fine Jnil. As a result Pir
mlnghnm Is forced to do Its street
cleaning and garbage collection with
puld labor Instead of with prisoners."
Hon. Georgo P. Ward, former Presi
dent of tho City Commission of Bir
mingham, Ala.
Since the above was written this Jail
hits been closed for lack of prlsotiers
and has been offered to the govern
ment for a reconstruction hospital.
EFFICIENCY AND CONTENTMENT
IN A DRY STATE.
"The contented workman," says Mr.
Gllmore of Louisville, Ky., president
of the National Model License league,
"is the clllcient workman, and tho
workman who feels he is getting a
squaro deal." It is a shame, he de
clares, that frve-bom Amerlcu us
should be denied an occasional glass
of beer or whisky. Ami the Pendle
ton Kast Oregonian thus retorts:
"Wo ore building ships in Oregon.
Our workmen ore breaking all rec
ords In ship production, so clllcient
aro they. They are neither Inelliclent
nor discontented. The only discon
tented person we'vo seen lately was n
chump who paid $J2 for it quart of
bootleggers' poison. Ho ad u hcud
ache and a torpid liver."
NO GOOD IN A SCRAP. .
Mr. Pooley, American philosopher,
has given his reasons why the nations
aro becoming so strong against drink.
"It's sthiiiiige, Illnnlssey, how tho
wurruld has turned ngulnst Us life
long roommate, Juwn Parleycorn.
After rolllckln' with tho old follow
for clnchrles th' llcklo public litis
rounded on him an' Is rapidly chnsln'
him off th map. Juwn Parleycorn
might have gone on f'r years If It
hadn't been that tho wurruld began
to suspect thut be was no good in a
fight. Ho was welcome In th' eojer's
tent and th' general's headquarters.
People said ubout him: 'He's a scamp
nnd n fulso friend, but he's a devvlo
In a scrap.' An' now they know ho
ain't nnny good at that uyether. Ills
bluff has been called."
SUGGESTION FOR THE DR4NKER.
"Hello, Brown, como In and have a
drink." "No. thank you, Smith, I hnve
cut out the booze, but to show you that
I am still a good fellow, come Into the
bank with mo nnd I'll buy you a Thrift
stump Instead of a drluk." "Well,
Brown, that is a new one on me, but
I llko the Idea and I'll go you nnd I'll
stand you a round on that proposition
myself."
The above Is an ad published by tho
newspapers of Cincinnati and puld for
by tho Uulon club of that very wet
city.
Tho men who say that the wets
won't work if they can't get booze
hnve a poor opinion of their patriot
ism. Tito drys would work for this
war, fight for this war, give, savo and
sweat for it if congress were to pass
a law causing each prohibitionist to
be held down and dosed with beer
ten times a day. Prohibition Clip
Sheet.
Ithodo Island refused to ratify the
federal prohibition amendment and
consistently appropriated $700,000 to
enlarge Its penitentiary.
Our Language.
"What became of your Swedish
cook?"
"Oh, she Rot her Irish up and took
French leave." Poston Kvcnlng Trail-script
Crov' chill Tonic Tablet and
brave' Tatlea chill Tonic
foe can nir t On.m't iuulm chill Tnnloln
Tablet form aa writ aa In Sjnip, th kind I'm h?a
always bmilii. The lablnu are lfii.nlM tor thua
who prtffar tuawalluw alalilPt rather than a arnip,
ent aa a eonvrntanra for (Ihim wlio travel.
"UHOV a'8 chill 'l-UNIU TAIII.BJTS" nusuln la-llf
th aani medicinal pmpanlea ane nnnlarw th
rfisuiu aa ururv a 'ivmiiinaa emil -iiimo wuXuM
I pit; sp la buttle. Tbprtoot (liberie tve.
Necessarily.
"That oculist Is a man of very high
brow theories."
"Naturally, an oculist must live on
eye-deals."
A torpM liver prevent firnper tnnA eaalm
llailon. Tone up ynur liver with Wright'
lneian Vegetable. I'll la. They aet genlljr. Adr.
Prltaln Is buying (HUHMMMK) slicks of
rhewlng gum for soldiers.
What is Castoria
C ASTORIA Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric,
Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant It contains neither
Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance Its ago is its guar
antee. For more than thirty years it haa been in constant use for the relief
of Constipation, Tlatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoja; allaying Feverish
ness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels,
aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Alwavs Boucrht. and which has been In use for over
80 years, has borne the signature of Cbas. II. Fletcher, and haa been made under
bis personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in thia.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-Good"are but Experiments that
trifle with and endungc-r the health of Infant and
Children Experience against Experiment
Genuine Castoria always bear the
DorI Get Hung Up
With an Acid Stomach
IZ5000 RbopIg Oximlt Suidde Every Year 1
A ereaf food schnti
L' "The caui of the
most of them (tar
itarfrd in a
i bad stomach
Man f&Sl Are
is No mllw
Stronger wft'J
Than Hftv?
His lm
Stomach f
As Age Advances the Liver Requires
., occasional slight stimulation.
Small Pill. Small JHl .
ST CARTER'S
,?nu,7HW LITTLE LIVER PILLS
8Sr.PwT ' correct
Ms c constipation
rAforlAa nr Pair Fnr tually Indicate the absence of Iron In
loioriess or raie r aces the UooAt r- . p.
a condition which will be greatly helped by carter SlTOnrilM
Theorist
"I always believe In suvlng smne
tlilm: r n rainy iltty."
"How much have you saved?"
"(Hi, I hnven't saved unytbliii,'. b"t I
believe In It.?
The mun who bus initile tlte most of
bis youth usually makes the niost of
his old nee.
Are Common in
1M . I
mm ine tnousatiuo
ll Canada's generous
r.M . . . I ! 1.
life
and other land t very low prices.
During manyyears Canadian
wheat fields have averaged 20 bushels
to the acre many yields ss hih as
45 bushels to the acre. Wonderful
crops also of Oats, Barley, and Flax.
Mixed Farming is as profitable an
industry as
mi
V schools, churche,- martete convenient,
3 climate excellent. Write for literature and
particular ss to reduced railway rates to
J.l'llU
Supt ol tuunuirauoo, uiui,vi,mw
j. p. jArrnAY
Cor. Walnut and Ureas' SlJ.
PhlladeipiM, pi,
nailian flnvarnnirnt A sTflnt
A'
;aMfi.TW'n 1
Have Overcome Space.
"The spaces of hind nnd seu are
nothing where cnminon purposes bind.
Clenernl Pershing.
Her Destiny.
"A waitress oiik'lit to be born one."
"Why so?"
"Isn't tdic one ninld to order?"
Ts Crar.ulalcd Eyelids,
U lilRrKyti inllainrd by eipo
Hire to Sun, Dust and tint
Eyes
2uii'kly relieved by Murine
ycBemedy. No Smarting,
luit Ere Comfort. At
Vour Driiggiitt or by mail 60c per Bottle.
For Book ol lbs fys free writs as
Hurlne Eye Remedy Co CaJcage.
WW
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Curd
by (K-al applications a they canm reackt
the dlaeuaeii portion ot the ear. There la
only one way to cure Caiiirrhul Deafne,
and that I by a cnti(llullnnul n-medy.
IIAuI. 8 C ATARRH MhmuiNK acup
through tn Wood on the Mucou Hurfacea
of the fiyetem. Catarrhal I)eafn to
eauaed by an Inflamed condition of the)
mucou llnlna: of the Eustachian Tub.
When thla tub Is Inflamed you hav
rumbling ound or Imperfert Hearlna". ana
when It I entirety closed, Iafnea la th
remit. Unlea th Inflammation can b r
dured and this tube restored to He nor
ma.! condition, hearing may be Vtroye4
forever. Many rases of Dafne are
cauaed by Catarrh, which I an lnflaio4
condition of the Mucou Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRKD UOLkAKH for anr
rase of Catarrhal Deafne that cannot
be cured by HALL'S CATARBJI
MEDICINE.
All DruKKlRtt 78c. Circulars fre.
F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Milwaukee will eliminate foreign
language studies- from gnulo schools
In June, 101'.).
A. P. Welch of Mamhin, N. !., a cap
tain Willi the American army la
France, Is n Sioux Itnllau chief.
signature of 1
It's Just Acidity
That Makes Millions
Sick and Suffer
It's true. Tbero aro millions of
people all over the land who ore weak,
nervous, all tired and dragged out.
who are trying to build tip their jadod
nerrcs and weakened bodies W ilb drugs
and stimulants; and many of them
lo FAT au4 KAT tint tall tn k-i t anrwhrra
Hear tho lull amount ol Mrrin;th ami nourtan-ini-iitiiutnl
thi-lr IocmI. Wlir Hlmplr Iwraiiaa
ol tuu tuucli acid Ui Uie toinach upt-rackllly.
CM rid of tli eicM acid. Ynur tnrnach Is
all rlchl )u-t L'lve It a i-ham-e t ) work easily
ml until rally. 1 lira arc how aorwt ynti wlllli!-
f uuriK'PcoinrHliark.anil yourtiloiMl warmeupt
A m-w ini'luod-truly a wonUurlul dieoo
ery railed
ATONIC
ITfob YOUR stomach's sawQ ..
Ii po'ltiyoly (uaninU-l to rli-nr Itio ezceaf
ai-l.l (mint your alniuai h ami bowrl. i
Itiatuailtt in tho lorm nt iili-nnant-taatlial
tablt-tM hitiitly tnciirry around with you.
(lite l.iK box ol FAIXiNIO al any druf
tore nd a o how quli kly It lianii.hr Ilia liu
incllnte oftV'U nt cM rloinach. Away wll
iM-arltium, IH-Irhlit, looil rt'erutlne, ludlrr
lion .a-lc. and then nee bow jour utiii-ralut-aJUl
Un 1 rove.
Ho aitaln we ti ll ynu-ltl-t upon It II yoa
reallliiK j,-t a IiIk box KAToNIO Imm ynur
1rui(l!i today, 'i'ho cn Is IMnff only 60e,
You havo faiih In your drugitt. We atiUiorlae
him to absolutely Ruarantro KATONIO to you
and vow caa trust your own drurswtl make
Um luarenlee f.xxl. II KATOMU lailsln any
way, take It bckhe will tvluud ynur roonay,
II lour druiiitlptdoonnotki-i ptATONKJ, drop
iu a piwtal card and we will semi It to you a)
oni-c; you ran send us the hie liter you (el M,
Addrraa: 11. . Kramer, l'rc Kalmilu Kruiedf
Vuuipauy, lull) 8o, Wabaah Are., t'bkatio, lit,
Crockery Saver.
Punier of hrctikiiKc Is elluiltintcd Iq
a new motor-driven dish wnsher la
wlilcli the (IInIick arc held Nliitioiinry la
wire baskets nnd witter Is forces!
around them.
Tli inniiiifiicturo of paper from
wood pulp Involves -S Kcpuritte opera
lions.
Western Canada
. VT O ml.A 1..... lv..fllul
ui u. a. i.iniicia wuu na
offer to settle on homesteads or buy
I - U ...... V..n ...all Ku
at w aw
bountiful crops of wheat and other Brains.
Where you can buy eood farm land at $15 to $30
per acre ft $2 a buahcl for wheat and raise 20 te
43 bushi Is to tiie atte you ore bound to make money
that s what you can do in Western Canada.
In the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan or
Alberta you can get a
HOMESTEAD OF 1G0 ACRES FREE
grain raising. Uood
i.li.Jtn.33
TAE fCKOOL OF EXPCRIENdT
THE ABObTrT mpniaTUR
for Sale, Improved 40 Acre rani
Hoyankla On., M..,i hmirn from Ht Ionia: madia
Vi armioi, vnurrn, raumaii; irint, unnw, i.
W.ju HI ronalilur tiarbor hp In tnuln. Urp IUM
lur furUiar lururiuuiioa wrlia . t iai ""!
Would Yon Like wlfl'SSS
furw u la for ID. , wi , nil i aa, ra.
rii.it srrrritFHS with muni. rtaer mr-
atlun, (liiinlliiiiiH.il, lellnii, lirhli.g. wtli p-
trial rainlaaarilalW S. I . Wnm , Mara, 14.