THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA.
THE JOY OF
MOTntKHUUU
fiune to this Woman After
Taking f-y"
Vegetable Compound to
Restore Her Health
.. .1... w.V " After I vu
the time wu not
able to go about
Our greatest desire
was to have a child
In our home and one
day my husband
came lack from
town with a bottle
of Lydia E. Fink,
ham'i .Vegetable
Compound and
wanted me to trv it
It brought relief
from mv troubles.
t imnroved h health bo l couia ao my
Srk ; we now have a little one, all
V(uble Compound." Mm. O. S.
Johnson, K. No. 8, Ellensburg, Wash.
rrvwM art WOtnetl everywhere who
hnc for children In their homes yet are
Bd this happincsa on account of
Some functional disorder which In most
would readily yield to Lydia E.
P nkhsm's Vegetable Compound,
such women should not give up hops
' ,il they hove given this wonderful
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W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 35--1918.
The Efficient War Garden.
The nulloniil Wlir Etirdi'li commission
iiiL'tdii bus tilTcreil prize of
IllMUKi III llirlft stumps for "the best
riiniK'd vcufliibli'S prown in wur tiiir
ilwis." "Any eiinncd vep'tnbles t;mv
Ins nut in your nimh-ii these duys?"
ifks the Joplin (Hobo.
f ... T. -l. Ml Tnnlf
lnmn iho malarial ihthii winch are iranamltlea
Vwlaouiuod Djr inauaiana aiuaquiw. ntww
RUSSIA NEVER REAL NATION
Pfiaimintle Muscovite Explains the
True Situation In the Former
Empire of the Czar.
"We're n nntlon of artists nntl snv
ir,. Vim run rnnfh US tliroilCll Olir
fHincs kIvc us n pmii, n pliiy,
ilcturo, mid we enn Imitate it; or even
Imtirnve on it. You send us cnniion
Hp rnkml lifith lirillS lll'llllt'SSly Untl
ilrniiiicil tlipm.
"Y(iu thmiKlil Kussln wns n biiRO
ominlry. Tlmt was u fiction built tip
Iff the t.lil reirlmo. which nicnnwlillo
Intrlfibd with (Icrimiiiy. As n nmt
ter tif fact, Iliissln extends for n few
hundred kilometers, north, south, east
and west of Moscow. Tin rest wns a
forelcn country, held rncethcr by force.
It mltilit liecome n federation ami t;row
Into KiniietliliiK like your 1'nltod States,
but It never wns n nation lii the real
W'tise of the word.
"You tldnlt we're n creat nKrleul
tnml rmiiitrv Annilier fallacy. We
have land, but no aurb'iilture. Our
Imisimts ilnneo on tlielr (lelds Instead
of fertilizing them.
'TorclL'iiers linvn been very naive,
They assumed we were modern,
sirotiL' and cannlde bemuse of n few
fine tilings we sent to Ihem. They
"ad Tolstoi or saw Pavlova ami said
'Alii n .'rent twonle!' They saw
vreiitncfix tlirmiL'li the etitreclmt of
"inc ballerina's legs."'
Dead Easy.
ll,.r"rn you foretell your future
netUms by cards?" llliu "I can if 1
"'Mi a gllinpse of the other fellow'
hnnd."
cTfkC Wear and
Tear on that boy
of yours during
the active years '
of childhood and
youth necessitates
a real building food.
Grape-Nuts
supplies the
essentials for
vigorous minds
and bodies ot
any age. ,
"There's a Reasorf
, - i J
pnn
Show Thyself
a Man
By REV.W.W. KETCHUM
DWtof of Prtctlctl Work Count,
Mood? Blbltloitltuu, Chicago
TEXT I go the way of all the earth: be
thou strong therefore, and show thyself
a man. I Kings 2:2. ,
An old man luy dying. Behind him
was a checkered and romantic career.
In his youth he
was a shepherd,
lie became king
of Judith, and
upon Snul'H dentil
was elected king
of Isruel ns well.
His sons Absalom
and Adooljah,
separately and at
i'rerent times.
tt.t(l to wrest hi
throne from him.
At last, however,
he hud the satis
faction of aeelng
the lion whom he
had chosen to
succeed him
i L-in.r ,4 he 111 v uving ue
called the young king Into his pres
ence, mid this Is what Solomon heard
David, his father, say: "I am going
tho wny of nil the earth, hhow my
self a man."
Not by Clothes.
Solomon must have pondered the
nieiinlnfT of tliesn words, and ns we
look back over Ids life it might be won
dered If ho did not Interpret, "Show
thyself a man," to mean that he should
wenr costly and ornamental array. His
magnificent clothes made such an lin
nresKlon that our Lord, holding forth
a Illy, said : "Solomon in nil his glory
was not nrrnyed like one of these.
Strnnge. Is it not. that even In these
days, when tho realities of lifu are be
ing borne In upon us as never before,
there are folka who act as lr Uiey
thouaht clothes Instead of cburocter
make tho man.
You can test this In most nny social
cntherlng. Two men enter; one, with
heart ns black us hell, but dressed like
a fashion plate and with the nlrs of n
gentleman; the other, with sterling
character, but green and nwkwnru,
wears ordinary plain clothes. The first
Is a center of attraction while the sec
ond Is unnoticed unless some one, out
of pity, keeps him company. I do not
sny this would be so If the real value
of each man wns known, but In the an-
nenco of such knowledge, Is It not true
that often we net as If clothes and not
chnrncter, make the mnn?
Not by Wealth.
It mny be Solomon thought his fn-
ther meant that he should acquire
wealth, for he amassed a great fortuno
nnd became the richest mnn of all
time, lie erected n palatial residence
that took thirteen years to build, and
had such sumptuous surroundings ami
so niucn weaun, inai wie intern m
Sheba, hearing of bis glory, cume to
Visit him nnd when she saw it all. ex
claimed ; "The half was never told.'
How many there ure today to whom
wealth Is un Indication of manhood,
Let It bo sold that one Is rich, and Im
mediately these people do him honor, ns
If what he jtossesscs, Instead of what he
Is, makes him a man. It Is a bad cus
tom we hnvc of asking how much a
man Is worth, ruther than what Is his
character. A man may have a good
rhiirnctor with dollars, nnd Just ns
euslly. he mny have a bud chiirnctei
without them. It is not money, or the
wnnt of It. that determines n man'
character. It Is what he actually Is.
Weulth may Induce to badness, nnd
so may poverty; neither, however, need
be blamed for ' rnlned character, he
cause God will give strength and grace
to bear either, If we ask him.
Not by Culture.
Tosslbly Solomon thought that cul
ture makes n man, for we read that he
becnine tho wisest of all men. Yet
after ncqulrlns understanding In many
things, It was he who said at last:
"Trust In the Lord and lean not to
tldne own understanding."
We should remember that God puts
nn nremluiii utioii Ignorance. He ex
pects us to develop and Increase
knowledge.
Ill
Tho splendid schools and colleges of
our dny offer youth Krcat opportunities
for development; but should nil the
culture nnd learning of the world be
acquired, and one know not (Sod nnd
Jesus Christ whom he hns sent, he l
Btill Ignorant of the greatest and most
vital truth truth that Is essential to
his character, nnd without which he
Incks the power to build that Christian
character which alone can stand the
testings of God, nnd having stooe
them, endure throughout eternity.
The apostle tells us that "other
foundation can no man luy than that
Is laid,, which Is Jesus Christ." And
he soys: "If nny man build upon this
foundation" not learning, not culture,
but Christ "be shall receive n re
ward," provided of course, his building
ho of such mnterlul as will stand tho
test of tire. And so he adds: "Take
heed how yo build thereupon."
Yes, let us take heed how we bulla
(hereupon; what kind of Christian
ehnracters we erect; but first of nil,
we need to be definitely sure thnt we
dre building upon the only foundation,
which Is Jesus Christ our Lord. Then
as we build our Christian character
apon him, mny each one of us show
ni nisei f a man.
Rise to an Ambition.
Let a true conformity to the be
loved Son, the express image of the
Father, be the unmoved desire of th
soul. Rise to an nmblllon which Is
flbove worlds, which soar to tho high
est heaven, which satisfies Itself only
In God. "For the Joy that was set be
fore him he endured the Cross." lie
was not above human need, or the
power of Impulse which Is given to the
human consciousness by the conti'tn
plntlon of the reward,' the fclorlou
recompense of sclf-sacrlflce. Stimu
late your supernatural ambition by the
dnme imirvelnus future of nn exalted
destiny ninontt the saints, within th
throne, by the right hand of Odd.
Iter. T. T. Cnrter.
9
IMPROVED UinrOBM INTERNATIONAL
SlINMCSaiOOL
Lesson
(By Rev. I. H. WTZWATKlt, D. D.i
Teacher of Entllah Bible In Die Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
(Copyright. 11)1", by Wwrtwn Ni-wpipr I'nlnn
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 1
60ME LAWS OF IT.E KINGDOM OF
GOO. -
1.7SHSON TEXTS Luke :80-M: 11:1-4.
(lOI.I)KN TEXT-Rumember the word
of the Lord Jenue, how he eald. It Ii more
Manned to give thun to receive. AcU 20i
35.
DEVOTIONAL READ1NO-II Corin
thian 9:1 it.
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL VVH
TEACHERS Luke 1C:9; Romiini 12:8; II
Corlnthlnne 9 6-1C; Hebrews 13:10; Ezra 1:
2-4; I Chronicles 29:1-6.
The principles of ethics which shall
prevail In the earth when Jesus Christ
shall be king are entirely different
from those of the world. The worldly
spirit always inquires as to what gain
will accrue from an action or service,
Its policy is doing good for the akq
of getting good. Those who hnve been
nindo partakers of the divine nature,
who are really subjects of the king'
doin, do good because they have tlm
nature nnd spirit of God, not becnusu
they expect i-'miethlng In. return.
I. Give to Every Man That Asketh
of Thee (v. 3(1).
This does not mean that any rcqncsf
that may be made by the Idle, gr ly
nnd selllsh should be granted. Only
pvll would result from such Indlscrlml
nato and unregulated giving. Such
benevolence would foster Idleness and
selfishness. Oftentimes the worst
thing you enn do for n man Is to glvo
I) I in money. The drunkard will oiil.v
spend It for more drink; thn gamble
will continue bis dissipation. Tim
meaning then is, give to tlm one ask
ing the thing which he n Is. The
man In poverty needs to be given a wnj
to enrn his living, rather than to be
given money without the necessity of
labor. There Is that in thn human
heart which refuses charity, and
cries out for a ineuns to honestly gain
a livelihood.
II. Of Him That Taketh Away Thy
Goods, Ask Them Not Again (v. SO).
"Ask" here means demand. It doubt
less forbids the forcible demanding of
tho return of that which has bwen
taken from one.
III. Do to Other Men as You Would
That They Should Do Unto You (vv.
81-34).
This ethic puts life's activities on
the highest possible ground. He tines
not sny, refrain from doing that which
you would not like to be. done to yon,
ns even Confucius taught ; but to pos
itively make the rule of your life the
doing to others ns you would wish
them U do unto you. Loving those
who love us, doing good to those who
do good to us, ami lending to those
from whom we hope to receive. Is Just
what nil the sinners of the world are
doing. The child of the kingdom or
Christ Is to be different.
IV. Love Your Enemies (v. 3.1).
That which Is natural to the human
heart Is to hate the enemy. To lovo
In the real sense menus to sincerely
desire the good of even one's enemy
nnd willingness to do anything pos
sible to bring that good. Such action
Is only possible to those who have
heen horn nmilll. Christ loved thostl
who hated him. He was willing even
to die for his enemies.
V. Lend, Hoping for Nothing Again
(v. 3.r).
This Is whnt the Heavenly Father Is
constantly doing. He Is kind and grn
Hons unto tho unthankful nnd. the
wicked. He sends his rain nnd sun
Hblne upon the unjust and sinners, lie
ninken fruitful tho toll of those who
liliisnhenie his name. Ho thus does be
cause It Is his nature to so do.
VI. Be Merciful (v. 3d).
Tlm example for the Imitation of the
disciple Is the Heavenly I'lither.
VII. Judge Not (v. 37).
To Judge does not mean the placing
of Just estimates upon men's actions
nnd lives, for, "Hy their fruits ye shall
know them." The tree Is Judged by
tho fruit It hears. The thorn tree does
not bear llgs, nor tho npplo tree beat
grapes. Our only way of dlscornlm!
flu. elmrncler of men and women Is
their actions. ' That which Is con
demned Is censorious Judgment the
Impugning of motives.
VIII. Condemn Not (v. 37).
This means that we should not pnss
sentence' upon men for their nets, for
to tlielr own master they stand or full
(Rom. 14:4). Tlm real reason why
such action Is not warranted is tnnt
the bias of our hearts and the limita
tion of our Judgments render It Im
possible to righteously and Intelli
gently pass Judgment.
IX. Forgive (v. in.)
Those who forgive shall he forgiven.
The one who has realized the forgiv
ing mercy of (Sod will be gracious und
forgiving toward others.
XI. Liberality Determined by What
s Left (Luke 21:1-4).
The rich cast into the treasury much,
ut It was from their abundance. Tho
fwor wltlow cast In nil that she had ;
thero was nothing left. God estimates
a gift by what one has left, not by
the slzo of the gift. To give the wid
ow's mite Is to give nil. For the mil
lionaire to give the widow's mite would
liiean for him to give his millions.
Spiritually Discerned.
We shall look upon tho Incarnation,
the greatest conceivable thought, thn
greatest concelvablo fuet, not that wo
may bring It within tho range of our
present powers, not that we may meas
ure It by standards of this world, but
that wo may larn from It n llttld
(liore of the Gospel grandeurs of life,
flint by Hs help we tuny behold onco
again that halo of Infinity abmiut com
mon things which seems to have van
ished awny, that, thinking on tho
phrase, "the Wnd boeiimo flesh." we
limy feel that In, beneath, beyond tho
objects which we see and taste and
handle Is n IMvlne Presence, that lift
ing up our eyes to the Lord In glory
we may know that phenomena are
not ends, but signs only of that which
Is spiritually dlscurned. ltlshop West
I cott.
"Note
4f
'it'
(Comluclad by the National Woman'
Christian Temperance Union.)
"BAR THE BARLEY FROM THE
BAR AND BAKE IT INTO BREAD."
.Barley flour makes excellent bread
and barley mush Is a splcnded break
fast food. The country needs the bar
Icy that Is being rotted to make beer.
Tho following recipes are offered to
thoso who do not know how to use
barley flour to iiinko barley flour and
wbeut flour bread:
Five cupfuls wheat flour.
One cupful barley Hour.
(Above Hour nit ted togothcr.)
One- cupful scalded milk.
One cupful water.
One tahlcnpoonful shortening.
Two tnblexpoonfuls suttur.
Two teaHpoonfuls salt.
One cake compressed ycnut, dissolved Id
one-quarter cupful lukewarm water.
Place tho sugar, salt and shortening
In tho mixing bowl nnd pour In the
scalded milk ami water. When cooled
to lukewarm add tho dissolved yeast,
then stir in the flour previously sifted
together, and when thoroughly mixed
placo on breadboard and knead until
smooth nnd elastic, adding a Utile Hour
from time to tlmo If necessary; then
place In a greased bowl, cover and lei
rise in n warm place until light (iibout
two and n half hours). Kimiul It dowi)
In tho bowl and allow it to stand until
light, which will require about one
hour. Knead down nnd let stand fof
20 minutes, then mold Into loaves,
placo In greased pans nnd let rise until
light. Pake well In a moderate oven.
If It is preferred to set overnight'
use only onc-mur. compressed yeast
cako or ono dry yeust cake und an ex
tra one-half teaspootiful of salt.
Union Signal.
WASTING FOOD, LABOR, LIFE.
Theso nro the? chief factors In win
ning the wur; nnd tho liquor men are
wasting ull three I
They nro wasting fond. Lnst yenr
tho waste niiiount.nl to 7,(HK),0(Ki.00(J
pounds of foodstuffs I And they hnve
no right to starve some men by making
others drunk!
They are wasting labor. About
800,000 men nre engaged In the
manufacture, sale nnd distribution
of bonze In breweries, saloons nntl
reslnuronts, ns brewers,, bartenders
nnd waiters at a tlmo when every
mnn Is needed In somo useful occupa
tion to help win tho war. The labor
of these 300,000 men is worse than
wnsted no possible good can come of
It, but much harm Is done. .
They nre wasting life. Ilnrtewl-
. .1 I a
crs, hrewory worscrs nnu wuiu-n
In saloons lose nn average of six
years of life nn account of their
occupations. It tho 3tK),ixn) men wno
make and sell booze lose an n'verngeof
six years of life, it mnkes n total of
1,800,000 years of life. Tho average
mnn works about 30 years so that the
liquor traffic Is using up the equivalent
of 00,000 men In each generation. And
this Is too grent a price for the nation
to pay. Charles Stelzle.
GERMAN'S BEER-POISONED.
This from nn article by Professor
Daly of Ilnrvurd, In tho New York
Times :
"A mildly nlcohollc stnte Is usually
not conspicuous by a very decided lack
of efficiency or of snclnl decorum In
tho poisoned mnn. Hence the effects
of sternly beer drinking nre not ns
striking ns In tho case of persons poi
soned vith whisky, rum, or nbslnthe.
Vet I venture the hypothesis that life
long drinking of mild beer has been
ono of the most potent causes for the
amazing brutnlltles of official Ger
ninny. Those crimes have been or
dered by men who, for decades, bnvo
been poisoned by beer. In times fit
pence nnd quiet tlm poisoning causes
derangement of brain tissue, often ex
pressed merely In some form of senti
mentality, plain or imiudltn. If, how
ever, the victim U put under stress,
his nervous disorder Is likely to lead
to bad temper nnd bad Judgment, with
endless possibilities In tho way of loss
of dignity, poise, nnd tho sense of hu
man fellowship. The final result here
considered Is tho development of true
savagery."
SCIENCE OUR GREAT ALLY.
The nlin of science says n great
scientist of our dny Is not prlmnrlly
Improvement of the community of
government of tho state. These nre
merely Its by-products. Its purpose Is
tho revelation of truth. Hence the
conclusions of science should have, do
have, enormous weight In this age of
truth-seeking; In these times when
renson. not sentiment, rules, when the
people nro everywhere asking to be
Khown. The voice of science should
hnve, Is hnvlng, grent Influence In the
settlement of the liquor question. Ae
should seo to It that our statesmen,
frtii lawmakers, our men nnd women
thinkers nnd voters, nre Informed ns
to its latest word concernlug niconoi.
FEWER INEBRIATES.
The State Hospital for Inebriates nt
Knoxvllle, In., Is finding Its supply of
patients steadily diminishing. Two
years ngo It cost ?12,2I3 to maintain
Ihe hospital for ono quarter. For the
junrter ending December 81, 1917, tho
maintenance was only $3,41"i, a 75 per
cent decrease In two years.
During the month of May sixteen
New Jersey towns voted dry, among
them Princeton. In Wisconsin the Im
portant cities of Superior, Ashland
nnd Ik-lolt voted dry.
DESTROYED BY EER.
Tho German nntlon has becomo B
synonym for brutality becauvj tt.o best
part of tho national nature litis been
destroyed by beer drinking. Judge
Herbert P. Whitney of Toledo.
After ono year of prohibition In
Omnhn tho cpeclnl public prosecutor
reports a reduction of 50 per cent In
police-court arrests.
Twelve ctates have ratified the na
tlonal constitutional amendment for
prohibition of the drink trnffic. .
FIND HUMOR IN AD COLUMNS
Notices Not Intended to Be Funny, but
Are Made So by Their Pe
culiar Wording.
Advertisements nre vncnrlous things
sometlnn, ns, for example, those,
which were nil actually printed: A
respectublo young woman wants wash
ln." "I will make coats, caps, nnd
boas for ladles out of their own skins."
"1 want nn overseer who can take core
of B,0(iO sheep who can speak French
fluently." "Wanted A girl who can
cook ; one that will make a good stew,"
"I want n busbnnd with n strong Ho
rn nn nose with strong religious tenden
cies." "I will sell a fiddle of old
wood I made out of my own bend nnd
hnve wood left enough for another."
"For Sale A small stock of the same
whisky drunk by bis majesty on his
recent visit to Imblin." "one hundred
dollars reward for the recovery of the
body of Hale Short, drowned In the
river on the night of the 17th. The
body can be recognized by the fact
(lint Short had an Impediment In his
speech."
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
FOR SUNBURN, TAN
Try itl Make this lemon lotion
to whiten your tanned or
freckled skin.
Squeeze the Juke of two k-mous In
to a bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well, nnd you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle,
sunburn nnd tan lotion, and complex
Ion wbllener, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons nnd any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of orchard White for u
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
grant lotion Into tho face, neck, arms
nnd bunds and see bow quickly the
freckles, sunburn, wlndburn and tan
disappear and how clear, soft ami
white the skin becomes. Yes! It Is
harmless. Adv.
MOST GOLFERS WILL SAY SO
Only One Classification for
Who Would Make Such
Claim as That.
Player
"Pa," said Tommy, who had cuddled
one afternoon at one of the golf clubs,
"is n mnn n good golfer If be knocks
the bull one hundred und twenty-five
yards?"
"Just n novice, my son."
"Well, If he knocks the ball two hun
dred and fifty yards?"
."Mighty good! lie's mighty good
If he can do that, my boy."
"Well, pn, what If be knocks It two
hundred and seventy-live ynnls?"
"lie's a splendid player, T my."
replied pn, ns he once more fastened
Ills eye on the newspaper.
"Well, pn, what If he knocked the
ball three hundred and twenty-five
yards what would bo be then?"
"Probably a liar, my son. Now you
had better klss'mnnimu nod go to bed."
TOO WEAK-
TO FIGHT
The "Come-back" mnn wns renlly never
down-and-out. His weakened condition
bt-rnuKe nf overwork, lack of exercise, itn
nroper i-ntintf und living deinnnds stimula
tion to mtu-ly the cry for a health-giving
sppetite ntul the refrenhing sleep e!ntiul
to strength. (il)LI) MKDAL llanrlem (Id
Cnpuk-, the National Remedy of Hullanil,
will do the work. They are wonderful.
Three of these rnpsulf each day will, put
a man on his feet before he knows it:
whether his trouble comes from uric acid
poisoning, the kidneys, gravel or stone in
the bladder, stomach derangement or other
ailment" that befall the ovcr-r.enlou Amer
ican. The bent known, most relialile rem
edy for these troubles is GOLD MKDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules. This remedy lias
stood the test lor more than 2'K) years
since its discovery in the ancient labora
tories in Holland. It nets directly and
gives relief nt once. Don't wait until you
are entirely down-and-out, but take them
today. Your druggist will gladly refund
your mnnev if they do not help you. Ac
cept no substitutes. Look for the name
COLD MKDAL nn every box, three sizes.
They sre the pure, original, imported
Haarlem Oil Capsules. Adv.
Sure to Miss Him.
Father was sitting In the den taking
n peaceful smoke, when then.' Caum
from the parlor a noise Hint sounded
like n cross between the sigh of a pln
tree and the wall of a locomotive. Willi
something akin to sirong Inncunge h
rose and went downstairs. In the hall
he met bis daughter.
"Sny, Itessle," queried the old man,
"what Is the agitation In the parlor?"
"Charley," was the response of
Hessle. "He Is singing 'I Wonder If
lie Wlrl Miss Me?'"
'"Yes," answered dad, regretfully. "I
can't seo to shoot straight tit night,
and I utn too rheumatic to kick."
No Older Than Your Face.
Is true In most cases. Then keep your
fnen fair nnd young with Cutlcurn
Soap and touches ot Cutlcnra Oint
ment as needed. For free samples ad
dress. "Cutlcurn, Dept. X, Huston.'
Sold by druggists nnd by mall. Soap
25, Ointment nnd CO. Adv.
Popularity that Is sought for selfish
reasons only soon becomes unpopu
larity. Philadelphia stores will presently
limit deliveries to one dally.
Are You Bloated After Eating
With (bat gassy, puffy feeling, and hurting near your
heart? For Quick Relief Take ONE
I, ID'
fFOR
You can fairly feel it work. It drives the GAS out of
body and the Bloat goes with it
Rsmovtt Quickly-Indiftstion, Baarlburn, Sour Stomach, ate.
Cat EATONIC from your Drugptt with th DOUBLE GUARANTEE
tm4 f M "H.le" Ifcw. A4nm .MI. IU..W. C, IIIH Wlt IU.
War-Time Seesaws.
The Tommies describe those big
belts of steel that are sawed In half
to make arched roofs for dugouts as
"elephant Iron." The French gninln
describes them ns "rockers." When
ever two youths of France discover
one of theso half sections on Its back
with the ends sticking up, they bal
ance a plank across it und merrily pro
ceed to seesaw.
Slow Release.
"Who did you say helped you get out
of Jtilir
"Why, nobody else but ! ether Time."
A Message
Y
r0U know the real human doctors
the doctors made ol nesn and biooa just like you:-the doctors witn
souls and hearts : those men who are responding to your call in the
dead of night as readily as in tho broad daylight; they are ready
to tell you the good that Fletcher's Castoria has done, U doing anil
will do, from their experience and their love for children.
Fletcher's Castoria Is nothing new. We aro not asking you to
try an experiment. We just want to .impress upon you the importance,
of buying Fletcher's.
Your physician will tell you thin, as he knows there are a num
ber cf imitations on the market, and be ia particularly interested in
the welfare of your buby.
Genuine Castoria always bears the sljrnaiure
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settle on
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Canada. Canada's Invitation to every industrious worker to settle in
Manitoba. Saskatchewan or Alberta is esneciallv attractive. She wants
farmers to make money and happy,
by helping her raise immense wheat
You Can Get a Homestead of 160 Acres Free
or other lands at very low prices. Where you can buy good farm
land at $15 to $30 per acre that will raise 20 to 43 bushels of $2
wheat to the acre it's easy to become prosperous. Canadian farmers
also grow wonderful crops of Oats, Barley and flax. Mixed Farm
Ing is fully as profitable an industry as grain raising. The excellent
Brasses, full of nutrition, are the only food required either
for beef or dairy purposes. Good schools and churches;
markets convenient; climate excellent. Write for literature
and particulars as to reduced railway rates to SupL of Im
migration, Ottawa, Canada, or to
J. P. J5FFR5Y,
Cor. Walnut & Broad Sis., Philadelphia, Pa.
Canadian Government Agent
All in the Day's Work.
An English Tommy or a French poilu
still bus a heart of Invincible stout
ness; but In bis fighting he has become
like the famous Huron Vere: "Had
one seen Mill returning from a victory
one would by his silence have sus
pected that he had lost the day! and
had he beheld him In a retreat he
would have deemed him a conqueror
by the cheerfulness of his spirit." For
ihem II Is nil in the day's work. Eliz
abeth l'razer In the Saturday Even
ing l'ost.
Testimony.
Cop "Folks get their punishment In
this world, linn. Every criminal I
ever knew had several wives."
NO WORMS
In A Healthy Child
All children troubled with worms have an un-)
healthy color, which indicates poor blood, and as a
rule, there is more or less stomach disturbance.
Grove's
Tasteless chill Tonic
contains just what the blood needs, Iron and Quininoi
in a form acceptable to the most delicate stomach1
and if given regularly for two or three weeks willj
enrich the blood, improve the digestion and act as a!
general strengthening tonic to the whole system.1
.Nature will then throw off or dispel the worms, and
the child will be in perfect health. It is pleasant to
take. Price 60c.
PERFECTLY HARMLESS. CONTAINS N0
NUX-V0MICA OR OTHER POISONOUS DRUGS.
When A General Strengthen
ing Tonic is Needed in the
Home For The Child,
For the Mother or the Father,
Take Grove's Tasteless
chill Tonic
icg" Grove's chill Tonic Tablets
You can now get Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic in Tablet
form as well as in Syrup, the kind you have always bought Tho
Tablets are intended for those who prefer to swallow a tablet
rather than a syrup, and as a convenience for those who travel
The tablets are called "GROVE'S chill TONIC TABLETS" and
contain exactly the same medicinal properties and produce ex
actly the same results as Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic which ia
put up in bottles. The price of either is 60c ,
YOUR STOMACH'S SAKE)
Handing It to Him.
"AV said Eve, coyly, ns she winked
at the suako unbeknownst to Adam,
"you nre the one inuii In the world
for me." Then she handed hliu th
apple.
Stomach Troubles and Dytentery
etm4 (Mu, iirlntlns lea Ittu-l or Imu alMptnf
Dar so upeo window alMiold t cbackM ltuu.Mll
llT. U..I a bottle of UHOVMS bAUX BOW Ml,
MHOICINH, a aafn and aura rsoirdf for Siiniio(
liiarrboeaa. K is Jutlat sOaoUte luf AaalU as tu
Caiiarao.
Life of a Zoo Elephant
Zoo Visitor "Wliut's the uveraga
life of a zoo elephant?" Attendant
"Just one dung peanut after another."
to Mothers
right around In your neighborhood!
that's what thousands of farmers
who have gone from the U. S. to
homesteads or buy land in Western
prosperous homes f r themselves i
crops to feed the world.
Twins.
Two hobos met on n blind Hiding.
One had been a salesman, whoso hours
were 10 a. m. to 4 p. in. Tho o'hef
uie didn't hnve any money cither.-
The Vagabond.
r.iltniii's wur debt Is now $L'7,(CUV
(NKi.lKHI; Oernuiiy's Is $i"i,l(lS,(KI0,IHX) J
Austria's .SI'.'.iilvnuiMHKi.
AVERTS RELIEVES
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