THE fULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA.
'Government Agricultural Dept. Farmer's Bulle
Itin No. 839 illustrates the Burpee Sealer, a
thoroughly practical de
vice for sealing tin cans
to the borne, without tolder or
icid, and tells ol the advan
tages ol canning In tin cam.
Tin cans are better in every
, wiythanglasi. Coat leas than
ball-no breakage no failures
air-tight and light-proof
-idled beiore cooking.
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MJItJ ''NfN shipment
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HOME CLAN S!
LASTS A LIFE TIME
Be an aot save food for tha winter vegetables, fruit, mtiti, flh. toupt everything; you
will need. Perishable food 1 plentiful now, but will be bard to get later.
Br ailnc cant you can put up any amount with little trouble. Our big-, free book telle
mctly bow. You can't fail. There have been reiervrd rnilliona ol cam lor owneri ol
Burpee. Canning with a Burpee la easy, quick, clean and sale.
Juit prepare raw fruit or vegetables according to Instructions place In can and put can In
the Burpee. Three quick motions and can la sealed with a double air-tight lock. Then fill up
toiler solid full with cans and cook. Then atore away, any place, light or dark. You can put
up more in a day than you could in a week with glass Jars,
ft f Y"V Don't waste time writing to us for Information. We take all the
II I ln.t ,1.1, s.nrf therk or monev order for only I6.50. and we will send
aJVf Burpee Home Can Sealer which will aeal either quarta or pints,
Trial
er press prepaid, lor a waayiriai. mi up kiim
direct from manufacturers, who have reserved millions for Burpee owners. Get the money od
today-it will mean a full larder all winter.
STATES METALS COMPANY
Dept. K 30 Church Street, New York City
Canny Sandy.
Simily luid just met Ills Klrl lit the
(ml of the street, where she whs wait
Ihr for hlin. She had been looking
Into n confectioner's wlmlnw when
Swiily marie Ms iiresenee known by
ri'timrklng:
"Weil. Jennie, wlint nre ye gnun to
have the nlcht ?"
SliO, lint inclined to nsk too imieli,
replied: "oh, I'll just tnk what you'll
tuk. Simily."
"Oh, then, we'll tnk n wnlk," kiiIiI
Swiily, as lie led lier away. Pearson's
Weekly.
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
FOR SUNBURN, TAN
Try Itl Make this lemon lotion
to whiten your tanned or
freckled skin.
Squeeze the Juice of two lemons In
to a bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well, nnd you
hive a quarter pint of the best freckle,
unbura and tan lotion, nnd complex
Ion whitener, nt very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and uny
drug store or toilet counter will supply
'hrce ounces of Orchard White for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
Rrnnt lotion into the face, neck, arms
"ml linnds nnd see how quickly the
freckles, sunburn, wlndburn nnd.' tun
disappear nnd how clear, soft nnd
white tho skin linrnie!. Tes I It Is
harmless. Adv.
Removes Ink Stains,
Stains caused by Indelible Ink on
I'iK'ii mny with patience be made so
'j'hit as to bo scarcely perceptible.
Hrst of i( ,nst,,n ti. tnln with lo
ae, then UNO hypusulphute of soda.
l't rinse In clear water nnd dry well,
nil the stain, If a new one, will often
entirely disappear nnd even nn old one
will grow very faint.
All -iM? worms In a Heslthy Child
kniii.. Treo troubled with worms li,e an nn
mi. ,r,"'lur' "heh indloaun piHir hlooit. and sa a
UUlivi'lm'" """ "r less stomaeh dl.turlisnoe.
tut il? 8 TSTMLKSS chill TONIC, llHen regularly
m.Jvl.0,..tnr,w will enrich Hie blood, liu
eninir , '""sunn, and ant s u Ui'nersl HtrenBth
lhr.,i .1 lc lh" whole irmeiii. Nature will then
ff1iL"rf"l,.'LMI'l'1 the worms, and the Child will be
"Poneollieslih. Pleasant to lake. (Wo per buttle.
x He'd Swear to It.
"U-Ver of lilrds You are curtain the
Prot tnlks n lot?
Fancier He ought to. He belonged
lo n real estate denier. Cartoons Mag
azine. fart of ti. nrt 0f rtllK ,,K(, J, to
"'"Hilt but little nt n time.
When Your Eves Need Care
TlMs) tkM t . mm a.
ho Si ' "onne tye Kcmeay
bi.i? n-Jt,Kre Oonfuit. l cents at
su2il,,J,LBI,K Wr" ''raa "re Book
Tempting veal loaf
WHAT is more tempting
for a summer luncheon
than Libby's savory
Veal Loaf I Prettily garnished
' it makes a dainty yet sub
stantial dish and one all
ready to put on the tablet ,
Order Libby's Veal Loaf today.
You will want it always on
your shelves for quick lunch
eons for unexpected guests.
Ubby, M'Neill & Libby, Chicago
mm
WHl Half Cost
are not satisfied that the Burpee la all that we claim, return to ua
and we will refund your money. It won't cost you a cent even lor
express.
w hnu, win how tn tans without the allshtest trouble.
He Gave !t to Her.
They are next door nclglihors.
She was sprinkling the lawn and hi
was out In his yard Inking the cool oi
the air. He's a bit slow of coin
prehension.
"(live me lief?" she culled to bllil
meaning that she dared blm to let bel
turn the hose on him.
"What's that?" he asked.
"I said tlo you give me lief?" sin
repeated.
"Sure, yon can have the whole pit
per," h replied reaching for n new
paper on which he Was silting. II.
thought she wanted n page from I Ik
pnper.
ri.ixiB ntnrn a r.oon tonic
And Drives Miliaria, tint of Ihn S(rm.
"Your 'Hubrk arts like magic ; I hnvr nlves
It tn numerous people In my pnrlnh who wen
suffering with rliills, malaria ami fever. I reo
ommend It to those who are sulTerem anil Ir
need nf it good tonic." Itev. B. Hxyinaunwskl
HI. Stephen's Cliuri'h, t'rrtb AiuIniv, N. J
llllxlr Unbelt, 60 eenlB, all ilriiidms or l)
Parcel Pout, prepaid, from Klociewski Cu.
Wasliingiuu, U. C.
Latest In Windmills.
Windmills wllli the widely scpn
rnteil vanes have been adopted fot
Irrigation In Italy's possessions In Af
rica as the only ones Hint will with
stand high winds and at the same time
work 111 light breezes.
Important to Nlc'hors
Exnnilnu inref.Ily evt,y bottle ol
CASTDU1A, that famous old remedj
for Infants and children, nnd see that It
Bears the
Signature
In Use for Over M curs.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
No Place for Indolence.
"Some of you men who play poker
day and night ought to be taken up
for hulling."
"I'layln' poker In Crimson (illicit,"
nnswered Three-r'liigorcd Sum thought
fully, "may be non-essential. Hut If
you perteck your Interests It ain't
loalln'."
Watch Your Skin Improve.
On rising nnd retiring gently smenr
the face with Cutlcurn Ointment. Wash
off Ointment In five minutes with Cu
tlcurn Sonp nnd hot wnter. For free
sample address "Cutlcurn, Dept. X,
Boston." At druggists and by mnlL
Soap 25, Ointment 25 nnd CO. Adv.
The Central Ornament.
MIsh Pert So you are having youi
house redecorated, Mr. Hawkins?
Widower Yes, the workmen begun
last week?
Miss Perth Are you making radical
changes?
Widower Yes, very.
Miss Pert What Is to be the malt
feature of the new house?
Widower You If you'll consent
Sadness and gladness succeed each
other.
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
SlMfSfllOOL
. Lesson
(By IlEV. V. U. FlTZWATEIl, D. D.,
Teacher of English Hlble In the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago.)
(Copyright, 1918, Western Newspaper
Union.)
LESSON FOR AUGUST 11
HELPING OTHERS.
LESSON TEXTS Luke 10:25-37; Oala
tlana 6:1-10.
GOLDEN TEXT-tlear ye one another'
burdens, and ao fulfill the law of Christ,
GalHtlnna 6:2.
DEVOTIONAL nEADINO-Oulatlane 8:
tS-6:10.
ritlMAItT LESSON MATERIAL Luke
I0:2f-a7.
INTERMEDIATE, SENIOR AND
ADULT TOPIC Who needs our help, and
how can we best Klvo It T
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL Proverba
17:17; Matthew 6:42; Riimnna 12:10-16; I
Corinthians 13:1-13; I Juhn 3:16-18.
I. Being a Neighbor (Luke 10:30
B7). The story of the flood Samaritan Is
Christ's answer to the lawyer's nw
tlon: Who Is our neighbor? He shifts
the question so lis to show that tho
supreme concern Is not who Is our
neighbor, but whoso neighbor nin IT
If I am Christ', my supremo concern
will be to find those who have need
that I mny be n neighbor to them. If
wo love (Sod supremely, we shall find
nil nlong life's blghwny souls who hnvo
been wounded and robbed by sin,
whom we can love ns ourselves. To
bo n neighbor Is to
1. Pee those about us who need lH'lp
(v. K0.
I. ove Is keen to discern need. Lot
us be on tho lookout for those In need
of onr help.
2. Hnve compassion on the needy
(v. IB).
Christ's pity was nronsed ns he enmo
Into contact with those who wero suf
fering nnd In need. All those who
have bis nnture will be likewise moved.
8. (So tn those In need (v. 34).
Many arc willing to give money to
help the poor nnd needy, but nre un
willing to personally minister to them.
Mnny times the personal touch Is more
Important than tho mnterlnl nld. Wo
should give ourselves ns well ns our
money.
4. Bind up the wounds (v. .11).
Many Indeed nre the wounds todny
which need our nttentlon.
5. Set the helpless ones on our
beasts while wo walk (v. 31).
This Is n proof that the love Is genu
ine. Christians will deny themselves
In order to have something to give to
those who hnve need. This kind of
Fympnihy Is grently needed today.
0. Bring to the Inn and take care of
the unfortunate (v. .'II).
fSenulne love does m-t lenve Its serv
Ice incomplete. Much Christian serv
ice Is spasmodic; helps once and then
leaves n man to care for himself.
7. (Slves money (v. .V).
It costs n good denl to be n neigh
bor. Love Is the most expensive thing
In the world. It cost (Sod his only
Son; It cost Christ his life. May wo
go nnd do likewise!
II. Living and Walking In the Spin.
It (Onlatians 0:1-10).
Those who tire freely justified In
Christ will conduct themselves ns fol
lows :
1. Beslore tho sinning brother
(v. 1).
Bestore Is n snrglcnl term which
means the placing back of n dislocat
ed member to Its plnce. We nre mem
bers of the body of Christ, nnd tho
sinning of n brother ought to ns really
give us pnln ns the dislocation of
member of our body. This service Is
to be done in the spirit of meekness,
lest we also be tempted.
2. Bear one nnother's burdens (vv.
2-4).
Many nre the burdens of life, bur
dens of weakness, temptation, sorrow,
suffering and sin. Christ Is the su
preme biinlen-bearer. When we do
this we fulfill the law of Christ.
X Bear our own burdens (v. 5).
There are peculiar burdens Incum
bent upon each one to bear. Theso
burdens cannot be borne by others.
4. Support teachers of (Soil's Word
(vv. 0 8).
It Is Incumbent upon those who nro
taught In the Word of (Sod to glvo of
their means for the support of tho
teacher. To repudiate tills obligation
Is mockery of (Sod. for he ordained
that they who preach the Gospel
should live of the (Sospel (1 Cor. 0:14).
5. Be earnest In well-doing (v. 0).
Some fall of the reward because
they glvo up when the goal Is about
to be reached.
0. Work for the good of nil men (v.
10).
The one who Is free In Christ will
hnve sympathies and Interests ns wldo
as the race. lie will especially strive
to help those who are members of
Christ's body.
The Why of It.
Why wns the war? Why did Provi
dence permit such an accursed thing
to enter the portals of world life?
Who can answer this question? Tho
Times will not make the attempt. But
perhaps, nfter It Is nil over, we may
bo able to penetrate tho mystery; nnd
wo may seo that the peoples of tho
enrth had to bo scourged Into n real
l.atlon of tho Imperativeness of tho
Sermon on tho Mount. No that was
not n mere bit of beautiful sentiment.
Tho world cannot live selfishly. The
world must acknowledge tho brother
hood of man. The wnr must tench tho
nations to give up their brutal, selfish
creed. Los Angeles Times.
Dispel Darkness.
The thought that comes to mo ns
I see tho light of day Is thnt tho In
tention of the Creator was to dispel nil
darkness by the light of his will. And
Just ns I step Into tho light, so should
I wnlk In tho knowledge thnt I receive,
oud walk and walk till tho sun of
knowledge shines In the meridian
glory. That will not shine here. That
consummation must surely bo where
all light comes from, Tench mo to
lovo light rnther thnn darkness, nnd
climb to the highest pinnacle of knowl
edge thnt I might have the blessing of
Its rarefying power. The Cry of a
Persian Teacher, 1719.
The Habit of
Self-Denial
By REV. ED. P. COOK, D. D.
Director Missionary Coune, Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago
TEXT If any man will come after me,
lot him deny himself, and take up hli
croas dally, and follow me. Luke 9:23.
It requires self-abnegation 'to fol
low Christ In the way of everlasting
life, and utmost
self-dunlal to en
ter fully with him
into bis program
for the world. In
man's relutlon to
Jesus Christ self
denial Is on es
sential mark of
dlBciplcshlp, and
a Ilrst requisite
to reality of spir
itual experience,
In man's relation
to mail and to
world betterment
s e 1 f-d e n I a 1 Is
fundamental tc
all effective mln
lstry of the Gospel
The self-denial of which the Mas
ter speaks In the text Is not to In
thought of as an Impulsive act, or m
n spasm of self-forgetfulness, but rath
er ns n habit of life. The self-denial
to which ho refers Is more than un
selfishness In meeting emergent de
mands. It Is more thnn liberality In
times of special public need; It Is In
reality n matter of dally practice. The
Master no doubt places special empha
sis upon "dully" when ho says, "If any
man will come nfter me, let blm deny
himself, and take up bis cross dully,
and follow me." A self-denial which
Is less than n fixed principle of life
and less than a dully practice cannot
usher n man Into the comradeship of
Christ in service. If ever we follow
blm truly It Is In the way which lie
here describes.
In the day of our nation's glory nnd
power, with the doors of Chrlstlnn op
portunity wide open In every land, wtf
have failed to enter fully Into tb
Master's plan for bis world. Christ
has been too largely shut out of the
life of the American people through
n gradual yielding to the subtle temp
tations of great prosperity. We have
accepted with Indifference his great
commission nn1 have put forth but
meager effort to evangelize the na
tions. The love of luxury atul ease
has produced such softness and self
indulgence in the churches of Amer
ica ns renders dltllcult the response
to a challenge which demands heroic
self-denial and self-abnegating service.
The American people hnve, however,
been brought by the exigencies of war
to tho practice of self-denial, self-sacrifice
nnd liberality In giving to nn ex
tent unprecedented In our history.
Splendid has been tho response to the
nation's call for men nnd money. Both
nre being offered without stint. The
moving of the Amerlenn henrt In pity
for human suffering, and the new eval
uation of physical strength and morn!
power, have led the American people
to pour out their wealth In order to
feed the hungry, heal the suffering,
comfort the sorrowing, nnd to equip
nnd protect our soldiers In both moral
nnd physical elllcleney. In the awful
school of war we nre learning lessons
of great moral value.
The peril Is that offer the war we
may lapse again Into the softness and
needless self-Indulgence of other days.
Wcnry of self-restraint and self-denial,
It will be easy to rush again to the
frivolities nnd pleasures of the world
and to the luxurious living to which
the American people have become so
nccustomed.
In such n return to selfishness, self
indulgence nnd self-love, there nre Im
minent perils to our nation nnd to the
cause of Christ, Against such n peril
our peoplo must be protected. This
enn best be done by keeping before
them the Master's great world-program:
The enterprise of foreign mis
sions. It alone of all human enter
prises carries the full moral equiva
lent of wnr. It alone makes a like ap
peal to that of war to love, to loy
alty, to courage nnd self-sacrifice. The
missionary enterprise nlono presents
the utmost appeal of lovo to God and
of love to our fellow men. It devel
ops ns no other obligation or activity
the sense of the Fatherhood of God
nnd the consciousness of the brother
hood of man. If we would preserve In
the heart of this nation the finest, tho
noblest, the best products In human
diameter of this great wnr, we must
make of Amerlcn n grent missionary
nation, fired with n passion for world
wide service. To this end the churches
of America must be held to n vision
of the Master's missionary program
for the world. They must be led to
see that victory for the ollles Is but
a pnrtlal victory and the world-wide
pence which the allies . demand but
n temporary peace, unless we hold the
"salient" already driven Into heathen
darkness, and resolutely drive on to
fullest success In the foreign mission
enterprise, There Is nn possible bnsls
of permanent world-peace which does
not take nccount of Christ nnd his
kingdom on earth.
It Is of supreme tmportnnee, there
fore, thnt we bear with new Interest
nnd resolution the Master's challenge
to self-denial. Having lenrned In wnr
through love of country tho mennlng
of willing self-sacrlllce, let us now
for love of Christ lenrn tho full menn
lng of following blm In sncrlflclnl serv
ice. Disbelievers.
Those who nro not Induced to be
lieve nnd live ns they ought by those
discoveries which God bath mado In
the Scriptures, would stand out
against any evidence whatever, even
that of n messenger sent express from
ho other world. Otterbury.
A Mine of Knowledge.
In whnt IlKht soever we rcgnrd the
Bible, whether with reference to revel
ation, to history or to morality, It Is
an Invaluable, an Inexhaustible mine of
knowledge and virtue. J. Q. Adams.
r
Temperance
iNofess
(Conducted by the National Woman''
Christian Temperance Union.)
DOES IT PAY?
Facts are facts, and when you see
the fuct right before your eyes yon
can't dispute It nor argue It down. It
stands right there and tells the truth.
Whnt prohibition hns done for one city
Is told In part by the Spokane (Wash.)
Chronicle. After two yours' trial of
a dry regime tho proprietor of the
largest department store In Spokane
said :
"We nre doing 50 per cent more busi
ness todny thnn we did three years ago
under the wet regime. I estimate that
half of the increase Is due to prohi
bition. It Is astonishing how many
people who voted 'wet' are now strong
supporters of prohibition."
The police commissioner, when ques
tioned concerning bis opinion of pro
hibition, said:
"Washington never again will be
wet. There nre not enough people in
the state who would vote against pro
hibition, now that they have tried It.
Crime, disorder nnd poverty have de
creased nnd good citizenship nnd In
dividual nnd collective property have
been decidedly on the upgrade under
prohibition In Spokane."
In n similar vein replied the county
sheriff :
"Conditions under prohibition nre no
tably bettor In many ways. Kven with
the jiresence of the bootlegger there Is
so much In favor of n dry state that I
cannot Imagine anyone In legitimate
business wanting to go back to streets
dotted with open saloons. Assault,
robbery and the more serious crimes
nre greatly reduced."
And the county farm tells Its story
through its superintendent:
"Our records speak for themselves.
In 1915, with the saloons open, we had
217 people at the poor farm. In March,
Will, with no saloons, we hud 108. In
March, 1917, there were 122. March,
1018, found Just 120."
And one mint who helps to feed the
people, the proprietor of severul gro.
eery stores scattered over tho city,
reported ns follows:
"I do not believe there Is a mer
chant doing business In Spokane to
day who wants to go back to the con
ditions which prevailed (luring the wet
regime. Easily 1." per cent of our 50,
per cent Increase in business now over
three years ago Is duo to prohibi
tion." Maybe prohibition hnd nothing to
do with causing these Improved con
ditions, but the fact remains that tin
conditions exist and that prohibition at
lenst did not prevent the Improve
ments nor bring to pass w dire dis
asters prophesied by Its opponents.
BOASTED BEER A POISON.
"Beer Is n chemical combination of
sugars, starches, extractive matters
and yeast ferments, In a process of
continuous chnnge. This Is a com
plex, chemical process which begins on
the outside, nnd continues In the stom
ach." The boasted claim that beer Is n
food and gives vigor nnd strength Is
contradicted by statistics.
"If beer had nny food elements nnd
were n tonic, exact measurements and
studies of statistics would confirm It,
but the evidence from these sources U
entirely the opposite. The congested
fuce, ideated body and dullness of
body and mind lire the best evidence!?
of the poisoning nnd degenerallve pro;
cesses going on. There cuu betno con
flict of opinions on this, because it enn
he measured and stated In mathemati
cal terms, regardless of theories.
"Beer Is n most insidious poison be
cause It produces other poisons, nnd
starts new processes of degeneration
that are unknown until the final col
lapse reveals them. The beer drinker
dies early from diseases of the heart
and kidneys." T. D. Crothers, M. P.
A POINTED QUESTION.
One of my warm friends nnd patrons
who Is u saloonkeeper took me to tnsW
because I was working fur the drys
ami hurting his business. I asked him
to pick out one man from his regular
customers whom he would be glad to
choose for his own father If he hud the
choice. When he hesitated I urged him
with, "Which one would you choose?"
lie flnnlly said, "I never thought of It
n that way before. My God, I would
pttss them all up."
LARGEST STATE SETS A GOOD
EXAMPLE.
Texas, the largest state In the Union
In nrcn, and fifth In population, bos
through Its legislature endorsed the
National Constitutional Amendment
nnd enacted a state prohibitory law,
On the contrary, Bhotle Island, the"
smallest state In the Union, refused
to ratify the Federal Prohibition
amendment nnd consistently appropri
ated $700,000 to enlarge Its peniten
tiary. DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
DIFFERENT TUNE.
In 1912 the Anheuser-Busch (sounds
rather Gorman) brewing company ad
vertised that they used 325 tons of
cool a day, and that 00,000 cars were
used by them dining a year. That was
during a prohibition campnlgn when
they wished to emphasize what an Im
mense business they had. We suppose
they are like the K-ewer lvho snld not
long since, that lie thinks now they do
not use any grain at all, only Just a
few screenings.
I hnve no hesitation In .ttrlhuttng a
very large proportion of some of the
most painful nnd dangerous maladies
which have coin under ray notice (dur
ing moro than twenty years of pro
fessional life), as well as those which
every medical man hns to treat, to the
ordlnnry nnd dally use cf fermented
drinks taken In tho quantity which Is
conventionally deemed moderate. Sir
Henry Thompson.
In Lincoln, Neb., the arrests for Sen.
Umber, 1010, were almost the same b
for the entire first year of prohibition,
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
When you're fifty, your body bf-fdns to
creak a little at the hinges. Motion ia
more alow and deliberate. "Not so young
aa I used to be" ia a frequent and unwel
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health and good spirits
ao much depend, are impaired. The weak
tpot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themnelves. Painful and
annoying complications in other organs
arise. This ia particularly true with el
derly people. If you only know bow, this
trouble can be obviated.
For over 210 years GOLD MKDAt
Hsarlem Oil hits been relieving the in
convenience and pain due to advancing
years, it ia a stunrtard, old-time home
remedy, and needs no introduction. It ia
now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules.
These nre easier anil more pleasant to take
than the oil ia bottles.
Each capsule contnina about one dose of
five drops. Take them just like you would
any pill, with a small swallow of water.
They soak into the system and throw oft
the poirona which are making you old be
fore your time. They will quickly relieve
Do This After You Eat
Hot Weather "Out of Fix" Stomachs
Easily Put Right
When hot weather comes, stomach
and bowel miseries begin. Strong,
ion nd etornniia as well ns weak ones
are easily affected by the harmful
pases, ana acids so often produced in
the things wo eat and drink during
hot weather. Winter Nnture's ice
box, is gone hot weather breeds
the poisonous germs that causo pto
maine poison in all its many forms. ,
Every one knows that the after-cat-Ing
nausea,, belching, that wretched,
bloated, "lumpy" feeling, sour stom
ach, heartburn, food repeating, and
other forms of indigestion and dys
pepsia are far more frequent during
hot weather. It is the time v.hcn you
bave to guard constantly against an
upset stomach and the many ills that
are always ant to follow. Then again
we have tlie world's war to win
with the change of diet and extra
work which means we must all care
fully guard our stomachs this year
keep ourselves fit and fine.
A marvelous relief and prevention
baa i been found for stomach sufferers,
bicb makes it possible for you to oat
ebe things you like best without a
JINX MUST HAVE PROMPTED
Doughboy Chose Poor Time to Impress
Companions With His Knowledge
of French.
A Y. M. C. A. secretary with the ex
peditionary force In Paris (not AMn
trn ami not Sacca Bonna, but another
one who prefers to remain nameless)
tells us this one:
Some J'anks attended a theatrical
performance the other evening. I
speak French pretty well myself, nnd
I went along with one of the boys us
an Interpreter. After the curtain hud
gone down on the first net, the prin
cipal comedian cnine nut and ad
dressed the audience. When he hail
finished, my companion broke out In
vociferous applause.
"Why did you applaud that curtain
speech?" I whispered.
"I wanted to make some o' these
other doughboys think I understood
French," he whispered. "What did the
guy say?"
"He announced to the audience," I
nnswered, sadly, "that bis part must
be taken by an understudy for the rest
of the performance, as he had Just re
ceived word that his mother was
dying." Cleveland Plain IValer.
' Getting the Bird.
Four travelers were dining at ft
village Inn. They evidently taxed the
resources somewhat, for one nt I cou
nted looking duck was all that ap
peared for the four.
The gentleman who was to carve
stuck bis fork Into the back, and ex
claimed with great rapidity:
"VTho says duck? No one say
duck? Then I say duck !"
Whereupon he transferred the bird
to bis own plate and was half-way
through ..It before the others had re
covered from their astonishment.
Some Signs of Rain.
The sweating of water pitchers and
coolers Indicate that much moisture
prevails In the air. It Is worth notic
ing nnd using In connection with oth
er signs of rains. The dripping of
eaves troughs Is of tho same origin,
and Is of some vnlue.
The Strong Withstand tho
Heat of Summer Better
Than tho Weak
Old people who are feeble and younger people
who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to
go through the depressing heat of Summer by taking -
Grove's
Tasteless chill Tonic
It purifies and enriches the blood and makes
you Strong. You can soon feej its Strengthening,
Invigorating Effect.
GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC is an ex
ceptionally good general strengthening tonic for pale,
sickly children, for delicate Mothers, for Old Folks or
any one of the family who has poor blood. It is
pleasant to take. Price 60c.
Perfectly Harmless, Contains no
Nux-Vomlca or other Poisonous Drugs,
OCT Grove's chill Tonic Tablets
You can now get Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic in Tablet
form as well as in Syrup, the kind you have always bought The
Tablets are intended for those who prefer to swallow a tablet
rather than a syrup, and as a convenience for those who travel.
The tablets are called "GROVE'S chill TONIC TABLETS" and
contain exactly the same medicinal properties and produce ex
actly the same results as Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic which to
put up in bottles. The price of either is 60c
A WEAK BODY
those stiffened jointa, that backache, rbea
matiam, lumbago, sciatica, pull stones
gravel, "brick dust," etc. lliey are a
effective remedy for all diseases of tin
bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allies
organ.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsule,
cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood
They frequently ward off attacks of thl
dangerous and fatal diseases of the kid
neya. They have a beneficial effect, snf
often completely cure the disenm-a of tin
bodily organs, allied with the bladder an
kidney.
If you are troubled with soreness itcroai
the linns or with "simple" aches and puini
in the back take warning, it may be thl
preliminary indications of some dn-adfu
malady which can be -warded off or cures'
if tuken in time.
, ..a.. tn.rvr.!.f In.tf T, J (Tilt . tM
uii hi o,ii r. v
of (SOLD MKDAI. Haarlem Oil Cnpsulea
Money retunuen it tney no ni neip yon
Three sizes. (SOLD MEDAL are the pure
original imported llanrlem Oil Capsule
Accept No Substitutes. Adv.
single nnplessnnt thonght of what
may follow. EATONIC Tablets, good
tasting, quick acting, and absolutely
harmless, have already proven an un
told blessing to thousands of people.
Ono or two EATONIC Tablets after
meals work wonders. They sweeten
nnd purify the stomach by neutraliz
ing the trouble-making acids and gaset
and stop the griping pains of indiges
tion and other stomach and bowel
disturbances.
And tho best part of it Is voa can
be your own judge. Just try EATONIC.
Let your own stomach tell you tha
truth. If you are not pleased then
they don't cost you one penny.
Druggifts are amazed at the aston
ishing reports from EATON 10 users,
who have found EATON 10 a quick,
wonderful relief for stomach ailments.
So we tell you to get a large box of
EATONIC Iroin your druggist, whom
you know and can trust, and then
II H ATONIC Is not suited to Tour esse,
return It to your drui;Kit at once and
back your money. Tout's a fslr, r-jusre
oiler. Hvery peixia la urged to make In
test. Let your own ntnmach tell TU toe
truth. Ho start utiug KATUN 10 today.
Waiting for the Squeal.
"I want to have a tooth drawn," an
nounced the small boy with the steel'
gray eye, "and I want gns."
"You're too young to have gas, mj
little man," snld the dentist. "Besides
I'm sun- you aren't afraid of beinf
hurt. Sit still and be a man."
"It- Isn't thnt at nil." said the boy
"hut I'm afraid I shall not be able tc
help giving a bit of n squeal when U
comes out."
"Well, that won't mutter at all," sal
the dentist, "I'm sure I shall nol
mind."
"No. but I shall. Look out of tha
window."
The dentist looked nut and saw a lo
of grinning lads standing on the side
walk.
"They're all kids' I've fought nni
licked," said the small pntron, "ani
they've come to hear me holler."
ASTIIMADOR
AVERTS BELIEVES
HAY FEVER
ASTHMA
Begin Treatment NOW
All Drugs'"! buaraatea
Xlffirv 1C Women a well aa met
VVIIW iij are made mlaernlile b
TO kidney and bladder trou
tle. Thousands recom
TtT AMI? mend Ir. Kllmer'i
DIjiVlL Swamp-Hoot, the grea.
kidney medicine. At druggls'a In Tnrgt
and medium alio bottles. You nmy re,
eolve a sample ante by Parcel Post, alst
pamphlet telling about II. Addres Ur
Kilmer & Co., ninghamton, N. Y.. and
enclose ten cents, alo mention thla paper
WhyL
Tk. I All Vat
0S6 Dnfi.nd
itching;
J f f . The Renter!.
lournair cuticurk
AlMromrfft: SnBpff,OtntmntffArT1nnnS.
. lURKfcR'S '"
. HAIR BALSAM
A toll't preparation of mtrti,
Bftlr to sradloats dandruff.
ForRettoriat Color and
Beauty toGray or Faded Hair.
WV. snd l HO st Pnitfyl.tfc
W. N. U., BALTIMORE, NO. 32-1918-
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