THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. f 10 EXTEND DRAFT AGE LIU Enlarged Military Program Complete, Says Baker. FOR EARLY CONSIDERATION Age Limits To Be Extended In Both Direction! 19 to 40 Forecast Not Correct Presentation Of Bill In Congress. Washington. Hans of the War De partment for an enlarged military pro- Cram, Including extension of the draft age in1 both directions, have been vir tually completed, Secretary Baker an nounced. Ha eipects that the War Department bill will be Introduced In Congress this week enabling the mili tary committees to begin considera tion without delay. Mr. Daker would not reveal the age limits to be recommended by the de partment. He said, however, that published reports that the limits were to be set at from 19 to 40 years were Incorrect The 19-to-40-year sugges tion was among those considered and rejected, be added. The age limits most generally dis cussed heretofore as being the most acceptable to the War Department were 19 and 36, Inclusive, but Mr. Baker would not give any Intimation that this had been accepted. Mr. Baker said be did not Intend to Issue any statement explaining his plans, and that so far as the Depart ment was concerned presentation of the bill In Congress would be the only publicity given it The purpose of the extension of ages for draft liability, he said, was to provide an adequate num ber of men In class one to meet the enlarged army program. The Secre tary would not say, however, how large a manpower reservoir It was desired to create. Secretary Baker has heretofore an nounced that his policy In recom mending any change in draft ages would be to seek a sufficient number of men to meet the Army's needs In such ages as would least disturb the economic situation at home. The bulk of the new forces, In his view, should be drawn from the youngest class of men physically able to stand the strain of modern warfare. From the purely army standpoint, this has been a boy's war from the Start The quick recuperative powers of youth have been vitally necessary to the military machine under the conditions of modern warfare. Older men are slower to recover and are, therefore, of more limited use to the Army. On the other hand, however, there are a great number of men who could be called out of the higher ages, even cp to 45. A far greater proportion1 f the men between 31 and 45 have Independent Incomes than Is true with men below 31, reducing the de pendents factor for exemption to that extent. As to the size of the army for which (his increased class one is necessary, no official has dropped a hint, with the exception of General March, who In announcing the creation of a July schedule of six new divisions, followed by an August schedule for the same number, has Indicated the embarka tion upon such a monthly program. At this rate approximately 250,000 men a month would be sent overseas, their places In the home cantonments to be taken by 250,000 new men. Under such a schedule, with provision now exist ing for the housing and training of 1.750,000 men In the United States, a full six months of training on this side, both In divisional and replacement camps, before men were sent over to complete their courses behind the lines would be possible. It Is not certain that the department Is aiming at the creation of a force of any definite size. There are now up ward of 1,300,000 American troops either overseas or enroute. Secretary Baker said the shipment rate of the early part of July had been main tained throughout the month, although he did not have available the total shipment Under the 250,000 a month suggestion and without mishap to the supply line. October should see 2,000, 000 Americans overseas and the open ing of the spring campaign of 1919 when many officers believe the final scenes of the German defeat will be gin In a great combined drive against the German lines, might easily see 1000,000 ready for action, with an other force of substantially 2.000,000 organized at home, That would repre sent the army of 5,000,000 men for which, in a general way, the War De partment may be aiming. FRIENDLY ALIENS TO FIGHT. forty In New York Vote To Waive All Exemptions. New York, Forty "friendly aliens," within the Jurisdiction of local draft board No. 152, most of them Italians nd Russians, volunteered at a meet ing to waive all exemptions and take places In Class 1 of the draft Many of the men who attended the meeting were accompanied by their wives. 61milar meetings will be held In other districts, It was announced. ' KAISER'S PORTRAIT BURNED. Oyster Bay Vigilantes In At Death Of Gift To Roosevelt. Oyster Bay, N. Y. The portrait of emperor William, originally presented 9y him to Theodore Itooscvelt, which was seized and mutilated last Sunday alght by "Vigilantes" at the home or C. H. Pollutz, who had purchased It at fair for $5, was burned at a celebra tion in the village square. The Oyster Bay band and nearly 1,000 "mourners" turned out for a parade that preecded the cremation. floor D Somewhere L Hard Fighting But No Attack in Force AMERICANS FOOL THE HUNS All Efforts Of Germans To Advance Their Lines Against The Amerl can Fail The Yankees Content American Army on the Alsne-Marne Front Efforts made by the Germans to advance their lines against the Americans on this front are fruitless. The Americans, for their part, were content to hold their positions along their slightly advanced line for the time. The German line, however, Is reported gradually giving way both to the right and left. There Is hard fighting going on, but no concentrated attack In force by either side. The Americans made a pretense of retiring from a part of the town of Serlnges. The Germans advanced Into the town, on observing the sup posed evacuation. Two companies of Americans then closed in and en veloped the German force, killing or capturing every man of it. Both high explosives and gas shells were sprayed by the Germans over a wide area. The air forces on both sides are busy. One of the American observers was attacked by eight enemy machines, but escaped and re turned to bis base. London. Although the Allied gains during the last twenty-four hours may seem small, some of them have been exceedingly significant, at the Amer ican front in France. The chief fea ture of the recent fighting, Is the French advance from Oulchy Lb Chateau which carried the villages of Grand Rozoy and Clgny and swept the Germans otl the Butte of Chalmont. This hill was a center of enemy ie distance along the western side of the salient. German guns situated on the Butte of Chalmont had been able to rake the Solssons-Chateau-Thlerry road al most as far as Vltlemontoire and hurl a cross fire upon he advancing French and American troops In the valley of the Ourcq. The French now are able to harass from this hill the enemy's retirement and should be able to clear the angle between the Solssons-Chateau-Thlerry road and the railroad between .Oulchy Le Chateau and Flames and bring much needed as sistance to the Americans In the vil lage of Serlnges. It will be a costly task to take the Nestles Forest but there are alterna tive possibilities In the comparative ly open ground to the westward. The railroad, which is the key to the Ourcq valley Is In Allied hands. The enemy may certainly plume himself on his retirement, according to plan but It can scarcely be accord ing to plan that he left hundreds of tons of ammunition behind him. There Is as yet no conception of the enor mous figures to which these losses In materials of war will run. When the vast numbers of shells actually cap tured are added to the millions of shells exploded either by himself or by the Allied fire some Idea of his loss may be gained. The enemy has moved his guns wonderfu! well but his gun ners have been warned to be sparing of ammunition and to fire only when necessary to support his Infantry. CARING FOR THE NURSES. First Convalescent Home In England Opened By Red Cross. London. The first convalencent home for American nurses in England wns opened by the Red Cross In I'ut ney at Colebrook Lodge, formerly the home of C. W. Yerlies, of Chicago. The foundation of the building is 30) years old. Three acres of gardens surround It and there are accommoda tions for 25 nurses, mostly 111 from duty in France. TAIL OPIN PROVES FATAL. Cadet Killed By 1,500 Foot Fall At Texas Camp. Fort Worth, Texas. Going Into a tall-spin at a height of 1,500 feet, William V. Weir, of Gadsden, Ala., a cadet at Carruthers Flying Field, fell to the ground and was killed. Cadet Weir was 23 years old and was the son of William A. Weir, or Gadsden. He attended the ground school at Austin, Texas, and came here the latter part of June. He would have received his commission In short time. AMERICAN STONE SAMMIES IIP ML STANDS in the U. S. A. THE BAVARIANS Pershing's Men Resist Fierce Counter-Attack. HELD LIKE STONE WALL Whole Fourth Division Of Bavarian Guards Thrown In The Desperate Counter-Attack Against The Americans. London. The Americans met Ger many's finest regiments in battle south of Sergy Sunday night where the enemy threw In the whole Fourth division of Bavarian Guards in a des perate counter-attack. Advices reach ing London show that the Americans stood like a stone wall; brought the Germans to a clean stop and Inflicted the heaviest losses upon them. The dispatches praise the work of the Americans highly, but give no de tails beyond Insisting upon the heavy losses which the Bavarians suffered, particularly from the American ma chine gunners. The fact that the Germans picked the Americans as opponents for the choicest battalions In the German Army Indicated that they have learned to respect the men from the United States In the fighting of the last fort night The heaviest fighting of the last 24 hours occurred in this sector last night against the French and the Americans. Sergy, after having been taken and lost four times, was in Al lied bands today. American Army on the Alsne-Marne Front. Reinforced by two crack divi sions of Bavarian Guards, the Teutons settled down to the hardest resistance they have yet displayed against the American forces north of the Itlver Ourcq. Although heavily hammered, the Americans replied in like along the river, and the fighting shifted back and forth through Sergy, three miles southeast of Fere-en-Tardenois. From niielms the line now extends almost straight southwest to OUzy-et-Violalne. The forest of RIs Is now behind the Allies and they are holding Chanipvolsy, to the northeast of the forest. In this region the Germans have the higher ground and have some advantage in the artillery duel. SUGAR TO GO UP. Cubans Declare They Cannot Produce It At Present Price. New York. The price to be paid In the United States for Cuban sugar next year has been referred to repre sentatives of the two governments for determination at a conference of American and Cuban sugar interests to be held in Washington this week, according to a statement Issued here by George M. Rolph, chairman of the International Sugar Committee. While the International Sugar Com mittee recognized the need of meeting the Increased cost of production in Cuba, shown In a brief filml with the committee by Cuban representatives, to amount to more than half a cent a pound, Mr. Rolph's statement said that "on account of the divergence of views of the members of the Cuban mission from the views of the members of the International Sugar Committee as to the price, it was decided to refer the question to both Governments in the hope that an early and mutually satis factory adjustment of price may be made." ALLIED RETIREMENT CLAIMED. Vienna Reports Successes In Albania And Italy. Vienna. An Allied retirement In Al bania is reported In the ofllcl.il state ment Issued by the war office. The statement reads: "In Albania the enemy, early this morning, evacuated his front lines at many points. In a successful raid In the Sasso Rosho region, In Northern Italy, we captured 25 prisoners." TO CUT TIRES ONE-HALF. Rubber Industry Asked For Big Reduction. New York. A 50 per cent, cut In production of pneumatic tires in Au gust and September, as compared with the same months last year, was asked of the rubber Industry in a letter from George N. Peek, commissioner of fin ished products of the War Industries Board, read before 400 members of the trade at a meeting here today. This restriction would be exclusive cf Government business CONGRESSMEN SEE ins FIG Thrilled By Our Brave Boys Pluck at Sergy NOT FAR FROM FIRING LINE Would Remain Longer Than They Did But For German Shells Bursting Over Their Heads Visited Austro-ltallan Front. American Forces on the Alsne- Marne Front. Six war-tlrexl American Congressmen are on their way back to Paris after having witnessed from a hillside the tussle for possession of the town of Sergy, two and a half miles southeast of the former Genuan base at Fcre-En-Tardenols, In the Sols sons-Rholms pocket. The Congressmen saw American In fantrymen in action, witnessed the firing of Entente Allied big guns and heard the rattle of German machine guns and the crashing of the heavy cannon of the Gorman Crown Prince. The Congressmen probably would have remained on the eminence longer had not the German heavy shells be' gun exploding overhead. That ended the sightseeing trip In that vicinity, one Congressman remarking that the Germans could quit that sort of busi ness right then so far as be was con cerned. The Congressman who had visited e Austro-ltallan front said their observations showed to them the first actual fighting worth talking about The party was conducted by Lleuten ant Freeman Light, of South Norwalk. Ct, and It consisted of Representa tives Thomas A. Chadler, of Okla homa; M. Clyde Kelly, of Pennsyl vania; Louis C. Cramton, of Michigan; Thaddeus H. Caraway, of Arkansas; John A. Elston, of California, and Joseph Thompson, of Oklahoma. The Congressmen had luncheon on the hillside of Chateau Thierry amidst the ruins of numerous fine homes, the lazy Marne creeping along through a great gap in what was Chateau Thierry's finest . bridge and now destroyed by the Germans. While the Congressmen were sit ting down to a basket luncheon a fashionably attired woman from 'arls came to the rulni of her old home where she found a group of American soldiers In possession. The woman explained her misnlon In broken English. She went to the basement, requested the aid of the American soldiers, and had a private dig a hole In the basement at a point Indicated by her. Tle soldier soon uncovered a basket full of bonds, securities, nd other valuables. Among them were a lot of five per cent, gold $100 bonds of the defunct St. Louis, Oklahoma and Gulf Rail road. The woman gave the soldier three bonds for his troubles. The Congressmen visited the shat tered houses In Chateau Thierry and also the hillside dug outs formerly occupied by the Germans, gathering numerous souvenirs. They then pro ceeded toward the battlefield, event ually reaching the hill southeast of Fere-en-Tardenols. When the Germans besan replying to the Allies' fire In earnest the con gressmen decided that It was about time to adjourn and did so, leaving behind the souvenirs they had gath ered at Chateau Thierry. On their way to the rear, however, they passed through the forest of Fere, visiting additional former German dugouts and camps and gathered up another assort ment of rilles, helmets and various articles, which they took bark. The congressmen also visited a field hospital, having seen stretcher-bearers bringing in wounded men from the field. They were satisfied that every thing possible was being done for the men on the front lines and for those who fell in the fighting. U. S. FORCE GIGANTIC. Amsterdam Correspondent Says It Can't Be Beaten. Amstedam. Returning here from a visit to France, a correspondent of the Handelsblatt writes a long article of admiration for American achievement and continues: ''From America Issues a force against which no European nation can stand. It is a gigantic force, which is developing calmly and scientifically. "The German people are told that the U-boats will be able to conquer the American danger, but the German people have not seen what I have seen." MARINES KILL BANDITS. Dispatch Twenty In Encounters In San Domingo. Washington. Three encounters be tween United States Marines nnd Dominican and Ilaytlan bandits In Santo Domingo were reported in dis patches to the Navy Department. Casualties among the Marines were one corporal and two privates slightly wounded. One Dominican guard o Ul cer was also wounded. About 20 of the bandits were killed. AIRPLANE FLARE. To Be Used In Night-bombing Expedi tions. Washington. Perfection of an ai.' plane flare for use in night bombing expeditions over enemy territory was announced by the Ordnance Depart ment. The flare Is released from the plane In a parachute and is set off by air friction. At a height of 2,000 feet, It was announced, it will oast a light of more than 400,000 candle-power over an area 04 and one-half miles In diameter. what wore CAN DOTOWiNTHE WAR Conserve Food and Buy Liberty Bonds Two Ways They Can Help. WOMEN OFAMEMCAvWAKEUP! Pour All Your Savings Into Uncle Sam's Lap Keep on Saving and Pouring Until the World Is Free. By INEZ HAYNES IRWIN. What eun the women of America do to help win this wur? Two things are certain; one that they can do a great deal nnd another that, unless the war lusts ten years longer, they cun never do so much as the French, English uud Itullan women have done, they tun never suffer so much as the French, English und Itullun women have suffered. To me, returning to America after two years In the wur countries, the un touched guyety of the American people came as a terrific shock. I hud left a world as black and silent as night; a world in which I had seen no dunclng, a world in which I hud henrd no snon tnneous luughter or except (n the case of military bunds no music. At first Ihe atmosphere of America was almost unbearable. I was obsessed with the desire to get buck to the allied coun tries, to suffer with them, rather than enjojr the contpurutlve comfort of a comparatively unuroused America, The luxury everywhere appulled me. Those hundreds of motors gliding through our streets for Instance I Private motors huve long ago disap peared from allied Europe. The benu tlful fabrics, the furs and laces, the gorgeous sport clothes and the dazzling evening dresses which still distinguish the women of America. Ban on Evening Clothes. The first time I wus invited to a dinner party on my return, I wore a long-sleeved high-necked gray-und black gown nnd found myself a wren among birds of parndl.se. No woman of Frunce would think of wearing eve ning clothes. Indeed, both men nnd women are prohibited by law from np pearlng In evening clothes nt the theu- ter. On the few soclul occasions In which they take, part, French women are dressed in bluck gowns with a lit tle lace nt the neck nnd sleeves. Eng llsh women still wear evening clothes, w hen their men return on their rare eave from the front, they cover their aching hearts with as much gayety ns possible In order to send them back to the filth and the vermin and the rats and thu dump und the cold nnd the wounds nnd the constant sight of death psychologically refreshed. But most of the evening dresses that the English women are now wearing date back to the beginning of the wur. And strong est of all, perhaps, for a country nt war, those lustrous streets with their rows of electric lights and their vivid, flushing, changing, Iridescent electric signs. In Purls, you plunge Into a deep twilight when you leave your res- uurant, and In London you grope your way home through n dangerous Sty glnn gloom. Then the careless spend ing In American hotels nnd restau rants. In Purls those places close at half-past nine. And food! Food con ditions huve never been so bad In Frunce as In flie other allied coun tries, for France has always fed her self and is, moreover, the world's best cook. But In Italy and England, moat Is a rure luxury to be obtulned only once in a great while; butter nnd sugar are long-forgotten dreams. See Their Homes Destroyed. And then In the case of France and to some degree of Italy, the allied women have seen vust stretches of cnrefully emed-for ancient forest and enormous sections of softly-benutlful furmlng country turned Into metul-rld- den dumps; they have seen dozens of small cities and hundreds of little vil lages transformed to ash heaps; they have seen so much old Hucred beauty in the form of churches, cuthedrals and historic monuments reduced to hills of rubble thut the whole world must seem a desert to them. Thev huve even had to endure the extra affront of an exhibition In Berlin of the urt treasures looted from northern Franco. The allied women huve nursed the wounded, the tubercular, the under nourished; they huve taught new trades to the crippled nnd blind nnd those who are invullded for life. They have taken cure of thousands and thousands of refugees from Belgium, northern France nnd Siberia. They have hud to provide for the bringing up of thousands of orphan children. his has not come upon them gradual ly, but all the time and in Increasing proportions. But, after all, these things are ns nothing to the death of the (lower of lelr male youth. England and Frnnee and Italy have lost so much In man power that no member of our genera tion looks for happiness again during his own lifetime! They hope only for one thing to Jnsuru the freedom of thu next generation. Sons All Gone. "My husband Is a Parisian," said beautiful American woman married to a Frenchman. "Ho bus always lived In Paris. He bus many friends here. lie Is forty-five venrs old. His Facts About Ship's Speed. A ship Increases her speed more rendlly over deep water, but on the other hand, the faster a ship runs the more depth of water she requires to prevent the hindrance caused by the dragging Influence of the friction which is always felt when the ship's eel "senses bottom. Running ten knots' an hour, a ship must huve be tween 20 and 27 feet of depth, or she Is dragged from below. If running 20 knots she needs a depth of 104 to 103 feet, and when running 30 knots friends range In ago from forty to sixty. Not one has n son left." "Thank you for your kind letter, wrote an English girl to 11 woman who bad Just sent a letter condoling wit her on the death of the lust of three brothers. "We find the country 'a lit tie dreary now and we are returning to town the last of the month. We shnll be at home Sunday evenings. Be sure to como to us often. We want to see all our friends and bear what they have been doing In the lust three months. Mother nnd father look for- ward with special pleasure to meeting you all ugnlu. Pit-use bring any sol dler friends; we will try to make gay for them." "What news do you get from Fre( erick," a friend of mine asked of the mother of Frederick, a beautiful mid uie-ugcu r.ngiish woman who wus making a greut success of n dance given for some convalescent Tommlt "Oh, you haven't henrd, have you," the mother of Frederick answered. "Ho was killed two months ago." And sho turned to answer with her ready ay in pathetic smile the Inquiries of a group of Tommies gathered ubout her. Fight Same as Men. But thut Is not all. In a manner of spinklng, the women of Europe are fighting the war Just ns the men are. They have not, except In tbo ense of tho famous Battalion of Death, died In battle; and yet a hulf to three quarters of a million women have been killed as the direct result of war ac tivities. More women have been kill ed In this war than men on both the Northern nnd Southern sides in our Civil war. That nearly three-quarters of a million Includes the women inns sacred by the Turks In Armenia, by the Austrlans in Serbia, by the Ger mans In Belgium and northern France It Includes army nurses and women munition makers; It Includes civilian women killed by shells In the war zone or near it, women killed by Zepr pelln and airplane raids and by sub marines. What can the women of America do to equal all this service and all this suffering? For three years, the French nnd English, nnd for two years, the Ital lams, huve' stood between us and tho denth of our democracy. What can we do to make up for thut long, best; tatlng neutral Inaction of ours? The men of our 'nation have responded gal luntly. We have a reul army In Frunce now. As Lloyd George said In parlla- ment to a listening empire, "The Amer icons ore in." We are in and of; course we are In to stny, in for a century If need be, until the safety of the world democrucy is assured. The men of America are doing their part- doing It with suffering und denth, What can the women do? What Women Can Do. It is tho geographical misfortune of us women of America that we cannot possibly give the personal service thai the women of Europe have given. They are near and we are fnr. They, so to speak, are In the front trenches nnd we have not entered the war zone, Only a very few of us. In proportion to our numbers, can work in the hos pitals or canteens there. Only a few; more in proportion to our numbers can do Red Cross work or Y. M. C. A. work here. There are, however, two things we cun do all the time and with all the strength that Is in us. One In to conserve food. The other Is to buy Liberty bonds. We can help the government by buying bonds. Yet again we have nn advantage; It Is our peculiar misfortune that most of us can help the government only by help' ng ourselves. For the purchase of Liberty bonds nt the generous rnte of Interest which the government grants Is not self-denial but In line with self- interest legltlmnto of course, but still self-interest. Women of America, wake up I Pour all your savings into Uncle Sam's lap. Then save more, and pour them Intd his lap. Keep on saving nnd pouring, pouring and saving, until the world is' free. You hnve given generously of the sinews of wur in those mag nificent boys you hnve sent to France. Give as generously In the money which will keep them well and happy there. EXIT THE GERMAN DACHSHUND Marine Poster Causes German Dog to Be Driven From Street of Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Exit theOermnn dachs hund from the society of Cincinnati dogdom. A United Stntes mnrlne corps postel was responsible for the German dog gie's social demise here. The postet depicts nn American bulldog chasing a Germnn dachshund with the words: Teufel bund (devil dogs), German nickname for U. S. marines." Since the appearance of tho poster the loeul dachshunds, of which there are n great number, huve led a miserable existence, ns small boys have "sicked" bulldogs, terriers, bounds and every other cn nine breed on the poor "Frltzles," un til nt last they have been virtually driven off the streets of Cincinnati. Navy Bean Lauded. The nnvy bean, besides being plenti ful in tbnt branch of the war service which bears Its name, is also well stocked In the army. It follows the flag to the front nnd Chicago food nd mlntstrntors say it should be used lib- rally nt home to snvo other foods for the soldier boys. Guests Provide Own Sugar. When friends go "u-vlsitln"' at A!- on, III., they bring their own sugar ulong for sweetening the refreshments served. A two-pound sugnr ration to each family compels it. Sugar has been unusually scarce for some time. she feels the drag over a depth of nearly 324 feet. In the Library. "Would you mind changing this book for me? It's the second edition, and I haven't read the first" Boston Transcript. Looking for Excitement Dorothy was driving with her father one day when a tar wagon passed on a cross street In front of them. 8h said, "Let's knock the tar out of that." MOTHERS 111 II Should Read Mrs. MonvW uuci uuusnea by Her Permission, Mitchell. Tnr!. "T tvlt. v .. veeetame Compound helped m Z WaslookincC!.! tothecomineof, little one that l S recoramendinw? ower expect," mothers. Be f,1 1 suffered with? ralRla so badivftj i n L DUt tt taking three bottk ham's Ve' Compoun(l?WMkij tlrely rellev neuralgia, 1 gained in atrenk end was able to 2 my housework. My baby when itv months old weighed 19 pounds and I Q better than I Eave for a long time, 1 never bad any medicine do m . much good." Mrs. Pearl Monyhii Mitchell, Ind. Good health during maternity u , most important factor to both moth and child, and many letters have bee received bv the Lvdia E. 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OBOTR UABY BOWHL MUDICINB and It la abvlnl c m i ; 7 ; . mm vunwii lur Auuiu ai tin Children. PRICE FOR FAME TOO HIGH Modern Poet Not Willing to Undergo Martyrdom for Sake of Living In History. Uncle John, the gifted poet of the Excelsior Springs Standard, has been studying tbo lives of the old masters and Is much discouraged. He writs: Old John Bunions told his rihrlni piece while in the penitentiary duin' time for some little offense. Nearly all of 'em wrote their best stuff while Id gront distress. Nearly all of em had sore eye some was totally blind, nn' the com; nion run of wrltin' mnterlnl was po"' a sharp stick an' a gourdful of home made Ink was the best they had; In spite of them handicaps they managed to compose stuff that will llvo long af ter my best poem has went the route. Still you never can tell. It Is Inter esting to ponder on the possibility of one of my war poems beln' In tho fifth render of A. D. 2153. But If I hnve to be socked into the calubooso nn' write with nn old bugtl spoke for a pen, before I can get off anything famous, I am afenred I shall never make the rifflo. Kunsns City Times. She Was a Fighter. Everyone knew thnt Lieutenant Thorlelgh nnd his pretty young wlffl had failed to agree during the few years of married life, but no one quite liked to nsk him where she was living during bis last months of trnlnlng In this country. So when nn Innocent newcomer Inquired polnt-blnnk where she wns, there was n rather Intense moment before he said, calmly: "Jly wife Is in France." "Whnt is sho doing?" wns demanded further. "Fighting," he nnsworod, enlmly. "Fighting!" everyone exclnlmcd. "Well," he replied, "perhaps she rsn't actually fighting, but I'm sure roe's qunrrellng." Harper's Miignzlne- One little domestic storm mnv sour he milk of human kindness. for warm weather t No fussing round a hot stove if you cat POST T0ASTIES